@@inconspicuousrobot2685I mean but still, clearly he must’ve lost a few more screws considering how long he has been in the coffin, he just hides it really well.
@@rosesred9221not to mention, his greatest high ACTUALLY made him high, take someone like dio and give them the spiritual/ritualistic version of fentanyl and its gonna be a bad time😭
@@lukaslp77 Jokes aside, the story is literally about Johnny fighting against the impossible and (in his own words) "Learning to walk again" so if anything him writing Jonathan to be a cripple that still triumphed in the end really speaks on how much he ended up respecting him... But taking the dino powers for him alone was a dick move, that greedy son of a bitch
I think it would've been funny if Dio's coffin landed near the volcano where Joseph fought Kars, and he'd wonder what's all the racket going outside his coffin.
When Kars is getting propelled into the atmosphere by a severed arm and some rocks, the eruption of the volcano spreads underneath the coffin, rocketing into the air and also hitting him.
@royalcolored9473lmao If he had ditched the road roller and just used his fist, he’d have won but he just wanted to find the dumbest ways to kill jotaro and waste 7 seconds of his time stop and kill him in a way to where he can’t see jotaro’s corpse so he could get caught off guard Also he’s so dumb that he didn’t just move slightly closer to Jotaro when he threw the knives so he could actually hit him in stoped time. Also he for no reason wants to decapitate Jotaro despite confirmation that he’s already dead. If Dio actually had a brain, since he was so paranoid, he could have just threw a knife to both check if jotaro was alive and decapitate but no, he checked with his main body and not even use his stand cuz he’s so intelligent. If he just remembered he had his knifes that he used seconds ago, jotaro wouldn't have gotten that critical hit that gave him the upper hand he was so paranoid of not getting close to him too JUST because he can move 2 out of 5 seconds, like wtf could he possibly do in 2 seconds especially with you having self proclaimed superior power and speed. the guy literally has such a small brain that he can't even react to attacks, defend or dodge while time is stopped despite repeatedly clashing fists with jotaro at the start of the fight People really like to gas up this fight as a battle of wits when really it’s jotaro fighting okuyasu
Love that DIO mentions the iconic "Eat sh*t" moment between Hot Pants and Gyro. Even the Brando of the original universe finds our favorite pink-haired nun absolutely irresistible
When its a silly pervert afro skeleton its really sad and depressive but when its the brother and rival of the protagonist wich ended up crying his brother death in sacrifice as his last memory once after he tought could be accepted as a real and only friend,then its funny huh? Yeas
The whole series after season 1 is Dio having increasingly crazy delusions from being trapped under the sea for all eternity while also being immortal. Stands don't exist, Dio made them up.
this poses a great question, that being "is it possible that the entirety of jjba after part 2 is just a depressingly elaborate escape fantasy conjured by DIO's boredom driven madness?" It would certainly explain how the story got so insane so quickly after that point
Well interesting idea.. hes a smart person but he probably wouldnt imagine the other stuff🤷♂️ and idk why would he imagine himself losing? Hes DIO bro not just some guy.. if he was cockier then ever before in part 3 aftrt 100 years in there then.. at the first few no way he even imagine himself losing😂.
Reminder to everyone reading this and wondering how DIO couldn't get out: Water Pressure exists. If DIO did get out, or could even open the coffin door, he might have died instantly afterwards. For those saying the coffin should've been destroyed because of the pressure, it was made to survive explosions, it is entirely possible that it could survive the depths of the ocean depending on how resilient we're talking.
I feel like other than water pressure. It would be easier to have the coffin be on land and free himself there rather than free himself in the ocean. Besides I doubt Dio knows how to swim.
*Fun fact:* In the Over Heaven novel, it's heavily implied that Erina, being a holy woman like Dio's mom, had mercy and took the vampire into the coffin after he became one with JoJo's body and passed out. The only thing Dio remembers is the voice of "his mom" telling him to become good the day he opens his eyes again
Resulting in the deaths of hundreds, among which being pedestrians in the vicinity of the part 3 fights and of course, the Senator's massacre of Egyptians in his car.
I'm convinced the truth is that Dio clung to the bottom of the coffin until it sank into the sea, and Erina never saw him. However, I do find it believable that he wasn't entirely sure what happened, and he _thinks_ Erina saved him.
I mean at some point he was coming up with the heaven plan in that coffin and that plan is just fucking bonkers especially for someone from the 1800s to think of so maybe he was canonically crazy
Dario was a crazy highwayman and abuser. Dio's mother suffered that man and died because of him. She was also (apparently) the one who gave Dio his obsession with reaching Heaven. The madness was in the blood, and he wanted to go there physically and demand answers to God himself: "Why? Why did you take my mother and not Dario? If you knew everything that would happen, why did you let him ruin our lives? Why am I like this?"
Imagine the bloodbath on the boat He hasn't eaten for 100 years, fresh vampires are already insane from hunger, imagine 100years, how monsterous he was, the feralness of pure hunger.
Based on the episode 1 of Part 3 anime, The boat shown no signs of attack or blood anywhere, and only had missing crew members DIO cleaned those 3 treasure scavengers without leaving any evidence
The silhouette and face during the flash at 2:40 is actually a little freaky xD Really sells how Dio must have been more than a little unstable after finally getting out.
Only a man who was imprisoned in a coffin for 100 years would call the ability to accelerate time as "Heaven" But Dios mental health is quite astonishing, I would get PTSD attacks everytime I stop time, because stopping time is basically like a prison, you can roam around but can't really do anything until the time resumes
Also acelerating time isn t stated to be the same heaven DIO wanted, as originaly it was DIOs stand which was meant to atain heaven so its form would be probably diferent + stands powers reflect user so speeding up universe to reset it was what Pucci felt like heaven would be. Even tho DIOs diary is mad funny and crazy, but it worked even when the ingredients were litle mesed up thanks to DIO being dead. What am trying to say DIOs stand would probably be diferent than Puccis even if they went by same plan and toughts.
Oh no,made in heaven would be DIO's hell,first, time stop is fitting for dio as he wanted to be the only one in power as he desired to be above the world and doing so would be a reverse situation on what he lived, the world moving on while he was stuck there unable to move, now, he moving on while tho world is stuck at his will. Now, mih is the complete opposite to DIO's desire, because as he moved,everything else still moved, apparently unable to stop it he would be still get issolated instead of tw wich is activated, now everything would still slow down to infinite, wich at start would be great, it would end up corrupting his desire because he does want to conquer the world like literally,but that couldnt happen as everything was in x0.001, letting him stuck once again in a certain moment And i just dropped my phone in my face jksjdjsusm
he almost got the Kars treatment. just imagine if he was never saved by the ship and remain at the bottom of the sea for eternity. I wonder if he will stop thinking like Kars.
El sol probablemente lo hubiera matado ya que no tenia forma de protegerse de el y de saber si estaba o no (no se si tambien hubiera podido haber escapado por la presión del agua y que todo su cuerpo estubiera lleno de agua)
It’s quite cool because it helps reinforce Dio’s stand having Diving tanks and equipment on him. Since his name is a reference to the band Dio, and his stand being a “Holy Diver”, one of Dio’s (the band) most popular songs. So it makes sense when you remember Dio spent a long time underwater.
I find it hilarious to think about stardust crusaders from Dio's perspective like, ok I've been hidding in the bottom of the ocean for 100 years, my arch nemesis should be dead, then he wakes up does some stuff however he wants then his grandson shows up, fucking steals his ability, and kills him by punching his leg, I would be so fucking pissed off lmao
Well this is a meme video and really funny, I find this slightly canon since everything is in character and no surprise that Dio would have go insane. Plus other than introspection on fate, he probably done what in the video to stave off his isolation.
1:40 Imagine if DIO was rescued here and instead of trying to take over the world he just became a best-selling mangaka with no resentment of the Joestars whatsoever
Dio needs to drink blood in order to regenerate from lethal wounds, so he was probably in a half dead state for a hundred years. Those fishermen were to him like a banquet to someone who spent a lifetime on a deserted island.
despite how crazy DIO was after part 1, I believe after so many years underwater towards the end he doing a lot of self reflection. Not trying to change himself for the better, but to become his best self. Which I can totally understand why he went on this religious journey reading the Koran and talking with mystics in Egypt
I think the real answer is he just made himself completely dormant so it was like waking up from being unconscious so he didn't feel the time pass at all.
Im very sure the writers are **VERY** generous about giving DIO a lot of time during his za warudo timestop He is very disoriented by being in a coffin after 100 years and doesn't know how long is 1 second, the writers want more shit to happen
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a Joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy
2:15 idk what's reference what, but I recall isekai speedrun protag telling crys to ignore talking fish hallucinations (well, lay off combat drugs so it never gets to that point, but still)
You know? Considering Karz got sent to space and was in the same predicament (just floating into the darkness of space), I’m surprised that DIO had more mental fortitude to not shut down like Karz had.
Assuming how different on a psychological level this guy is between parts 1 and 3-6, I always assumed he spent his time doing what in Italy we call "mental jerkoffs", that is thinking non stop about fate and developing all those ideas of his about heaven and such. Probably right after writing the entirety of part 7 in his head
oh c'mon he's a vampire he can power nap. Regardless, Jonathan fought hard for years to keep control over his body, and Dio STILL couldn't fully control it.
This is why he’s slightly fuckin crazy in all parts after
I mean he was always a bit crazy
@@inconspicuousrobot2685I mean but still, clearly he must’ve lost a few more screws considering how long he has been in the coffin, he just hides it really well.
@@rosesred9221He tried to distract himself with philosophy, but even then you don’t start scratching into your own skull while completely sane.
slightly?
@@rosesred9221not to mention, his greatest high ACTUALLY made him high, take someone like dio and give them the spiritual/ritualistic version of fentanyl and its gonna be a bad time😭
I just assumed he slept and woke up like it was a hell of a nap
Same
Me too.
And when he woke up a hundred years later, his head was set backwards. Imagine his face.
@@chto3ugodno that's actually funny
Im pretty sure thats what happened
After 100 years of boredom, it makes him forget how to make zombies and shoot eye laser
Well, he did make two zombies. Vanilla Ice and the guy with a woman's face on the back of his head.
@critica77y77 I think those 2 guys were vampires. If they were zombies, skins go rotten or more hideous
They were vampires. And if anything that goes to show Dio got better at making minions
@@mionski415 If Vanilla Ice was a zombie, it was for less than an hour. He wouldn't have had time to rot.
How tf would Dio make vampires without any Stone Masks?
Honestly, DIO writing SBR basing it on Jonathan sounds oddly wholesome
"Yes, I'll make the pathetic Jonathan lose his ability to walk while I come in with really cool dinosaur powers! This truly is peak fiction!"
@@lukaslp77 then dio accidentally gives him a happy-ish ending until part 8
Yeah but I don't think he knows Stands exist yet LOL
@@lukaslp77 Jokes aside, the story is literally about Johnny fighting against the impossible and (in his own words) "Learning to walk again" so if anything him writing Jonathan to be a cripple that still triumphed in the end really speaks on how much he ended up respecting him...
But taking the dino powers for him alone was a dick move, that greedy son of a bitch
@@mdsystems4463Nah, he was driven so mad that he confused jojo being a ripple user with him being a cripple user (please laugh)
I think it would've been funny if Dio's coffin landed near the volcano where Joseph fought Kars, and he'd wonder what's all the racket going outside his coffin.
He just hears Kars scream JOJO, and tries to desperately free himself so he can watch the fight
@@maninhu9837 "Did somebody just say 'Jojo'?!"
@@V-Ner_d"very mad wryyyyyy"
When Kars is getting propelled into the atmosphere by a severed arm and some rocks, the eruption of the volcano spreads underneath the coffin, rocketing into the air and also hitting him.
I'm going to be the guy to just come in here and point out how Dio's coffin was in the Atlantic while Joseph fought Kars in the Mediterranean.
Normal human can't even think straight after locked for 1 day, and he managed to do it for 100 years
He thinked so straight after 100 years he even threw a road roller in a 17 year old
He thinked so straight after 100 years he even started seeing a yellow guy with the ability to stop time who kept following him
@@Guilherme-JKhe thinked so straight that he became bisexual
Senku:light work😎
Thats because he's not a human~
Huh. No wonder he acted so dumb against Jotaro. He was senile.
I would say he was high and too confidente of himself instead of dumb
@royalcolored9473 he underestimated jotaro and the jobros a few times, if DIO really wanted, there would no fight in the first place
@royalcolored9473*Proceed to spent most of the timestop to only have some stupid dialogues and useless move that ultimately lead to Jotaro win*
@royalcolored9473 lmao
@royalcolored9473lmao
If he had ditched the road roller and just used his fist, he’d have won but he just wanted to find the dumbest ways to kill jotaro and waste 7 seconds of his time stop and kill him in a way to where he can’t see jotaro’s corpse so he could get caught off guard
Also he’s so dumb that he didn’t just move slightly closer to Jotaro when he threw the knives so he could actually hit him in stoped time.
Also he for no reason wants to decapitate Jotaro despite confirmation that he’s already dead. If Dio actually had a brain, since he was so paranoid, he could have just threw a knife to both check if jotaro was alive and decapitate but no, he checked with his main body and not even use his stand cuz he’s so intelligent. If he just remembered he had his knifes that he used seconds ago, jotaro wouldn't have gotten that critical hit that gave him the upper hand
he was so paranoid of not getting close to him too JUST because he can move 2 out of 5 seconds, like wtf could he possibly do in 2 seconds especially with you having self proclaimed superior power and speed. the guy literally has such a small brain that he can't even react to attacks, defend or dodge while time is stopped despite repeatedly clashing fists with jotaro at the start of the fight
People really like to gas up this fight as a battle of wits when really it’s jotaro fighting okuyasu
And yet SOMEHOW being in coffin for 100 years snapped Dio back into sanity instead
@@bird8847 Dio is completely deranged compared to DIO so....
Well If i ever got stuck inside a coffin for 100 years i would probrally Start thinking about my life decisions
DIO with full caps is the part 3 dio and Dio without full caps is part 1 dio@bird8847
@@bird8847 Dio is part 1 dio DIO is part 3 Dio dio is dio idoi doido ido
@@bird8847 DIO is his part 3 persona, there, all of his humanity really is gone
"so what did you do during all that time?"
"mast-"
where do you hide it?
mastering the art of philosophy and coming up with the idea of ”Heaven".
@@dibs6462 hide what?
@@dibs6462 😶🌫️
@@dibs6462 eat it.
Love that DIO mentions the iconic "Eat sh*t" moment between Hot Pants and Gyro. Even the Brando of the original universe finds our favorite pink-haired nun absolutely irresistible
It’s my headcanon that dio wrote steel ball run.
Honestly, if I was locked in a coffin for 100 years, il die from the old age
I would die from starvation
@@achmodinivswe9500 dehydration
@@rainwobrainsuffocation
@@-tremocoi I forgot about air
@@-tremocoi blood clot
*Eventually, DIO stopped thinking.*
SBR being a Dio fan fiction is a great idea, I mean, if he was able to (partially) devise the heaven plan, I can see him doing that as well
Partially? I am fairly sure he fully devised the plan and even a backup with the bone.
@@exploertm8738 ah yes DIO's boner- I mean bone. It was very hard.
then why would he kill himself?
@@exploertm8738 he didn't know about stands while he was in the coffin, so that part was created afterwards
@@ErenDoppleganer because he ended up liking Johnny too much
Dio having legit hallucinations in the coffin is so funny
Actually how did he knew about Kars?
Dio:.......................................
Hallucinations? You mean his stand?
When its a silly pervert afro skeleton its really sad and depressive but when its the brother and rival of the protagonist wich ended up crying his brother death in sacrifice as his last memory once after he tought could be accepted as a real and only friend,then its funny huh?
Yeas
@@stevepensando25931:55
The whole series after season 1 is Dio having increasingly crazy delusions from being trapped under the sea for all eternity while also being immortal. Stands don't exist, Dio made them up.
@Hikineet-o4wThey said after season 1, and not after part 1, so I assume Joseph is real.
@@destinymace no the pillar men don’t exist either
this poses a great question, that being "is it possible that the entirety of jjba after part 2 is just a depressingly elaborate escape fantasy conjured by DIO's boredom driven madness?" It would certainly explain how the story got so insane so quickly after that point
Well interesting idea.. hes a smart person but he probably wouldnt imagine the other stuff🤷♂️ and idk why would he imagine himself losing? Hes DIO bro not just some guy.. if he was cockier then ever before in part 3 aftrt 100 years in there then.. at the first few no way he even imagine himself losing😂.
Reminder to everyone reading this and wondering how DIO couldn't get out: Water Pressure exists. If DIO did get out, or could even open the coffin door, he might have died instantly afterwards.
For those saying the coffin should've been destroyed because of the pressure, it was made to survive explosions, it is entirely possible that it could survive the depths of the ocean depending on how resilient we're talking.
I feel like other than water pressure. It would be easier to have the coffin be on land and free himself there rather than free himself in the ocean. Besides I doubt Dio knows how to swim.
Died? He's literally an immortal vampire.
He needs blood to heal. No blood in the ocean, so he cannot heal the damage caused by pressure fast enough, leading to him being crushed
@@yaujj65He is DIO
Born in England, athletic guy his entire life. He knows to swim
@@adamnoobmaster7490 Athletic, yes. Swim? I don’t think we see him swim especially in deep water
*Fun fact:* In the Over Heaven novel, it's heavily implied that Erina, being a holy woman like Dio's mom, had mercy and took the vampire into the coffin after he became one with JoJo's body and passed out. The only thing Dio remembers is the voice of "his mom" telling him to become good the day he opens his eyes again
That passage gave me chills. I love Over Heaven even if it’s not quite canon
Resulting in the deaths of hundreds, among which being pedestrians in the vicinity of the part 3 fights and of course, the Senator's massacre of Egyptians in his car.
Thank god that's not canon, that decision would make jonathan's sacrifice useless
Erina would never do that 💀 I mean in part 2 she breaks down at the thought of another vampire appearing and killing her loved ones again
I'm convinced the truth is that Dio clung to the bottom of the coffin until it sank into the sea, and Erina never saw him. However, I do find it believable that he wasn't entirely sure what happened, and he _thinks_ Erina saved him.
I mean at some point he was coming up with the heaven plan in that coffin and that plan is just fucking bonkers especially for someone from the 1800s to think of so maybe he was canonically crazy
Dario was a crazy highwayman and abuser. Dio's mother suffered that man and died because of him. She was also (apparently) the one who gave Dio his obsession with reaching Heaven. The madness was in the blood, and he wanted to go there physically and demand answers to God himself: "Why? Why did you take my mother and not Dario? If you knew everything that would happen, why did you let him ruin our lives? Why am I like this?"
@kraosdadafusfus8034 That has absolutely no relation to the heaven plan what are you talking about, go read or watch JoJo’s bizarre adventure part 6
real
@@kraosdadafusfus8034 unfinished comment? Huh?
@@Kira22558read JoJo’s “Over heaven” novels
Araki was a plankton near that coffin. That's where he got the idea for SBR from.
HE WAS FOO FIGHTER ALL ALONG?????
Imagine the bloodbath on the boat
He hasn't eaten for 100 years, fresh vampires are already insane from hunger, imagine 100years, how monsterous he was, the feralness of pure hunger.
Based on the episode 1 of Part 3 anime,
The boat shown no signs of attack or blood anywhere, and only had missing crew members
DIO cleaned those 3 treasure scavengers without leaving any evidence
1:40 honestly relatable.When I'm bored I think of au fanfics I made in my head.
Same
1:31
MANS GOING INSANE 😭
Song? The original
@@Peanutlover16512 it's what will we do whit the drunking sailor
"Get me out of this crrrrrrffin"
The silhouette and face during the flash at 2:40 is actually a little freaky xD
Really sells how Dio must have been more than a little unstable after finally getting out.
Broski thinks hes the double dungeon king from solo leveling
2:51 just so funny lol "It's really nothing personal" Then Dio proceeded to grab Bro and kill him on the spot while also drinking him dry pause
drinking him dry is crazy
No pause resume
Only a man who was imprisoned in a coffin for 100 years would call the ability to accelerate time as "Heaven"
But Dios mental health is quite astonishing, I would get PTSD attacks everytime I stop time, because stopping time is basically like a prison, you can roam around but can't really do anything until the time resumes
Ironic, Dio should have been able to speed up time, not stop it!
"Can t do realy anything" throws a fucking road roller on 17 year old teen while in time stop.
Also acelerating time isn t stated to be the same heaven DIO wanted, as originaly it was DIOs stand which was meant to atain heaven so its form would be probably diferent + stands powers reflect user so speeding up universe to reset it was what Pucci felt like heaven would be. Even tho DIOs diary is mad funny and crazy, but it worked even when the ingredients were litle mesed up thanks to DIO being dead. What am trying to say DIOs stand would probably be diferent than Puccis even if they went by same plan and toughts.
Oh no,made in heaven would be DIO's hell,first, time stop is fitting for dio as he wanted to be the only one in power as he desired to be above the world and doing so would be a reverse situation on what he lived, the world moving on while he was stuck there unable to move, now, he moving on while tho world is stuck at his will. Now, mih is the complete opposite to DIO's desire, because as he moved,everything else still moved, apparently unable to stop it he would be still get issolated instead of tw wich is activated, now everything would still slow down to infinite, wich at start would be great, it would end up corrupting his desire because he does want to conquer the world like literally,but that couldnt happen as everything was in x0.001, letting him stuck once again in a certain moment
And i just dropped my phone in my face jksjdjsusm
Thats really inreresting
2:26 bruh thats some incredible feet strength to let him do a back flip with his toes
his “new minion” being the damn fisherman from pokémon sun/moon got me cackling
I like to think Dio had the same thing like Kars where he stopped thinking and went dormant until he was awoken by the fishermen
When you realize that a guy named Dio was legitimately down too long in the midnight sea.
"I AM GOING TO END THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE"
*goes on to creat 5 more including
giorno*
Bro predicted sbr 1:43
Magenta Magenta: Is this one of my people?
Imagine parts 2-9 are just Dio's fever dream, and he is still inside the coffin
He lives like a mob in minecraft
My headcanon is just that he can escape, but he just fell asleep
So that's how DIO devised the whole "Make Pucci reset the universe" thing, huh?
1:32 I can't stop listening to this on loop
he almost got the Kars treatment.
just imagine if he was never saved by the ship and remain at the bottom of the sea for eternity.
I wonder if he will stop thinking like Kars.
everyone knows that dio was just crankin his shit nonstop for 100 years
I'm at the dentist rn, watching that video while they are destroying my teeth
1:08 DIO IS EXPOSED TO THE SUN AND HE DOESN'T DIE
because it was a dream 😭
My bro could have just used space ripper stingy eyes and destroy the fucking coffin but he was chill as fuck
El sol probablemente lo hubiera matado ya que no tenia forma de protegerse de el y de saber si estaba o no (no se si tambien hubiera podido haber escapado por la presión del agua y que todo su cuerpo estubiera lleno de agua)
He probably lost his vampiric abilities when he fused with Jonathan
(Probably)
@@Guilherme-JK his head still had vampiric powers cuz it was his real head, not Jonathan's
@@gabrielmbx9253 dudo q el sol lo hubiera quemado al fondo del mar
Okay! And what part of that plan gets him out of the middle of the ocean?
This would be actually scary honestly, stuck in a dark coffin at the bottom of the ocean until panic sets in no wonder Dio lost it lol
It’s quite cool because it helps reinforce Dio’s stand having Diving tanks and equipment on him. Since his name is a reference to the band Dio, and his stand being a “Holy Diver”, one of Dio’s (the band) most popular songs. So it makes sense when you remember Dio spent a long time underwater.
technically his name is a reference to Ronnie James Dio, which the band is also named after
@@Ninjujitsu didn't know that. that's awesome. the time stop fits him thematically since he was powerless against time for so long
Yeah, spending 100 years in an enclosed space will do that to ya
I find it hilarious to think about stardust crusaders from Dio's perspective like, ok I've been hidding in the bottom of the ocean for 100 years, my arch nemesis should be dead, then he wakes up does some stuff however he wants then his grandson shows up, fucking steals his ability, and kills him by punching his leg, I would be so fucking pissed off lmao
Dio:
TODAY WE WILL SURVIVE THE NEXT 100 YEARS IN A COFFIN
Think about how long you have been alive so far, 100 years in a dark box is unimaginably worse than death...
I was just thinking the other day about how much torture it would be to be locked in the coffin for 100 years alone.
Bro really get lock for 100 years and still keep his goal : ending entire bloodline
Well this is a meme video and really funny, I find this slightly canon since everything is in character and no surprise that Dio would have go insane. Plus other than introspection on fate, he probably done what in the video to stave off his isolation.
1:40 is bro reading iron testicles walking
how in the fuck Dio knows Jars existence
Because Diavolo is dead in this universe.
@@LodyPolskieNarodowe Holy fuck this makes so much sense
@@LodyPolskieNarodoweI don’t get it.
@@potatoking6571 If Diavolo dies, then everything is canon.
I dont know, Jars exists in most universes
2:56 The All-Star Battle model is perfect
I loved the part where he is the one who made sbr
1:40 Imagine if DIO was rescued here and instead of trying to take over the world he just became a best-selling mangaka with no resentment of the Joestars whatsoever
Thats araki bro😂 nah im kidding lol
I mean, he probably just slept the whole time 👁🗨〰👁🗨
Dio needs to drink blood in order to regenerate from lethal wounds, so he was probably in a half dead state for a hundred years. Those fishermen were to him like a banquet to someone who spent a lifetime on a deserted island.
He actually gooned the whole time.
despite how crazy DIO was after part 1, I believe after so many years underwater towards the end he doing a lot of self reflection. Not trying to change himself for the better, but to become his best self. Which I can totally understand why he went on this religious journey reading the Koran and talking with mystics in Egypt
Little did he know he has less then 5 years to live
Oh?
Bro waited 100 years just to get killed by a 17 years old boy
I always assumed he just slept through it all.
I think the real answer is he just made himself completely dormant so it was like waking up from being unconscious so he didn't feel the time pass at all.
Im very sure the writers are **VERY** generous about giving DIO a lot of time during his za warudo timestop
He is very disoriented by being in a coffin after 100 years and doesn't know how long is 1 second, the writers want more shit to happen
Vampire mask: "am i a joke to you? All you need just immortality? You're seriously f***ed up"
1:16 If JoJo was a good fiction:
2:06 how dio know Kars name lol
Considering vampires and the masks are Kars creations, wouldn't put above the mask's powers to give a glimpse of the pillar men
Because he is definitely real and will always support him
@@magicfish8213 real
Definitely he was dreaming during "What if villains were is Polnareffland" and had remembered Kars.
I just assumed he went into Iguana mode, do you know how hard it is to drown an Iguana?
Dies in Foo Fighters
I like to tink that from meditating so much in the coffin he discovered the way to heaven
1:11 its suny day outside but dio still resiste
Its a dream so it doesnt matter
"I've spent 100 years buried on the ocean floor!"
Dio if he was a better villain
1:05 Dio so much accustomed to Jonathan's body that he didn't even get sunburned.
Crazy?
I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a Joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy
2:15 idk what's reference what, but I recall isekai speedrun protag telling crys to ignore talking fish hallucinations (well, lay off combat drugs so it never gets to that point, but still)
Definition of having too much time on ur hands
That person's editing is sooooo good
He started to go insane.
I love how he's making up scenarios
You know? Considering Karz got sent to space and was in the same predicament (just floating into the darkness of space), I’m surprised that DIO had more mental fortitude to not shut down like Karz had.
1:14 what is this song? It's fucking nostalgic and I can't remember its name
Its called drunken sailor
Canal 3 by Quincas moreiras
Assuming how different on a psychological level this guy is between parts 1 and 3-6, I always assumed he spent his time doing what in Italy we call "mental jerkoffs", that is thinking non stop about fate and developing all those ideas of his about heaven and such. Probably right after writing the entirety of part 7 in his head
He was actually gooning the whole time
1:00 what dio was doing the whole time in my opinion
love seeing these videos that try to explain things that weren't explored in the manga
The question is, is this worse than kars being stuck in space?
oh c'mon he's a vampire he can power nap. Regardless, Jonathan fought hard for years to keep control over his body, and Dio STILL couldn't fully control it.
I'd say he eventually stopped thinking
"Today im going spend the next 100 years burried underwater alive!"
"Today, I'm going to spend the next 200 years buried underwater alive! with just this coffin!"
Nah, DIO writting the entire Steel ball run timeline to pass time in the coffin is my new head canon
Fantastic video. I love it
100 year edging streak
Dude… Travel on the ocean floor and use the coffin as cover from the sun…
You would think he would have some kind of PTSD after that and never touch a coffin again.
babe wake up new dankbidoof banger 🔥🔥🔥
Rumors has it that dio was the one who wrote the entirety of jojo when he was stuck in said coffin
2:38 what if this was day instead of sunset ?
DIO coming out of a coffin after 100 years and his first word being a polite "hello" (we'll ignore his looks lol) is weirdly funny to me
That's probably how he came up with the heaven plan.
yep