Men In Black Pitch Meeting

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  • @Tsuka-bn8hq
    @Tsuka-bn8hq 6 років тому +3242

    ‘I don’t know’ is my favourite catchphrase. Because it’s used in situations where there is literally no valid answer for the question the producer asks. ‘I don’t know’ aka it’s Hollywood and it would look good on film

    • @Jluyoungzone
      @Jluyoungzone 6 років тому +95

      That and "because"

    • @johndoe86x2
      @johndoe86x2 6 років тому +102

      "Whoops"
      "Whoopsie!"

    • @ToyInsanity
      @ToyInsanity 6 років тому +58

      'I don't know' is tight.

    • @MediaFuzz
      @MediaFuzz 6 років тому +12

      @@johndoe86x2 Me and my wife quote this all the time!

    • @skwest
      @skwest 6 років тому +13

      But... if you analyze it like that, won't it lose its impact? _I don't know!_

  • @whanowa
    @whanowa 5 років тому +7018

    I'm shocked how little sense many of my beloved movies make.

    • @sam21462
      @sam21462 5 років тому +453

      That's why we love movies such as this. The fact that if you think about it too hard it's completely silly is the charming part. Think about it, if MIB made sense it would have been a rather terrifying horror movie. Instead, we got a little gem of silliness and I, for one, am not complaining.

    • @Rowexllc
      @Rowexllc 4 роки тому +19

      same dude

    • @Renegadebane
      @Renegadebane 4 роки тому +180

      If you look at a painting hard enough, it's just a bunch of colorful substances, smeared all over a piece of cloth or paper.

    • @7Be
      @7Be 4 роки тому +6

      @@sam21462 oh my lord!

    • @thecollector6947
      @thecollector6947 4 роки тому +13

      Especially Marvel movies

  • @dzfz2100
    @dzfz2100 5 років тому +5171

    the writing for these pitch meetings is so brilliant on many levels! these two guys should be getting paid more

    • @WackMaDino
      @WackMaDino 5 років тому +260

      What about the camera guy?

    • @54tisfaction
      @54tisfaction 5 років тому +358

      I heard one of them pulls double sallary.

    • @spel9840
      @spel9840 5 років тому +183

      Those 2 are great, but they look so similar

    • @vladutcornel
      @vladutcornel 5 років тому +292

      @@spel9840 I don't see the resemblance.

    • @ghuxsuperfan3066
      @ghuxsuperfan3066 5 років тому +36

      Two guys?

  • @KingDugan
    @KingDugan 5 років тому +919

    "Exposition pug"...brilliant

    • @themedianman9712
      @themedianman9712 4 роки тому +17

      I have one of those. It saunters into my office and says "You look quite content today, so I peed on the floor."

    • @FrontBrandon14
      @FrontBrandon14 4 роки тому

      I don't get it?

    • @lazysnorlaxcooks9107
      @lazysnorlaxcooks9107 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao "Well the men in black are looking for someone who would shoot a little girl in the face or something like that"

    • @thonk1914
      @thonk1914 4 роки тому +3

      expugsition

    • @00bean00
      @00bean00 4 роки тому +1

      @@FrontBrandon14 Not the name, the idea (or calling it what it is).

  • @fayetaylor3594
    @fayetaylor3594 4 роки тому +1027

    Between the Laurel and Yanny and the "Woo! Ha-ha!" this was hilarious. 😂

    • @rhelferstay
      @rhelferstay 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah the Woo! Ha-Ha! really got me lol.

    • @jameson8682
      @jameson8682 4 роки тому +6

      So from 4:19 to 6:07?

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 4 роки тому +36

      Can you explain the Laurel/Yanny thing?

    • @svenkoprek2566
      @svenkoprek2566 4 роки тому +136

      @@stevenfriedman2902 "Yanny or Laurel" is an auditory illusion which became popular in May 2018, in which a short audio recording of speech can be heard as one of two names. (Wikipedia)
      I guess a year from now no one will understand the joke anymore, but it was all over the internet back in 2018

    • @dominicthorp3248
      @dominicthorp3248 3 роки тому +31

      @@svenkoprek2566 Holy hell, that doesn’t feel like it was close to 3 years ago

  • @iReiGNxx
    @iReiGNxx 6 років тому +3333

    “So, you have a movie for me?”
    “Yes, sir, I do.”
    Puts a smile on my face every time.

    • @collegemaster5683
      @collegemaster5683 5 років тому +25

      Oh yeah ScreenRant references are tight :3

    • @joblo7
      @joblo7 4 роки тому +10

      I'm glad I'm not the only one.

    • @spyguy888
      @spyguy888 4 роки тому +1

      College Master yeah yeah yeah

    • @johnpacka9967
      @johnpacka9967 4 роки тому +6

      Every studio executive should be legally required to say those words.

    • @Moncriefs
      @Moncriefs 4 роки тому +1

      Every single time👏🏽😂

  • @ScorePN
    @ScorePN 6 років тому +2189

    Watching this made me realize I loved this movie for all the wrong reasons lol

  • @hannahhannah5742
    @hannahhannah5742 2 роки тому +2041

    "We'll get Will Smith cause he's good at hitting stuff". Well that aged very well 😂

    • @whisperienced
      @whisperienced 2 роки тому

      @@co7769 first calm down and second it was a joke about the emmy's. Remember when he kicked Michelle Obama in the shin?

    • @Narusasu98
      @Narusasu98 2 роки тому +126

      Whoopsie!

    • @GAMINGBLAZE
      @GAMINGBLAZE 2 роки тому +14

      @@co7769 are you on drugs ?

    • @ruffusgoodman4137
      @ruffusgoodman4137 2 роки тому

      If Chris Rock could make a wish, that'd be a neuralizer

    • @LuckyFlesh
      @LuckyFlesh 2 роки тому +7

      @@co7769 /whooosh. right over your head.

  • @sirbiscuit6403
    @sirbiscuit6403 4 роки тому +465

    The moment when you guy's go "woops!" "woopsie!" Gets me everytime. And "yeah yeah yeah"🤣

    • @MitchM240
      @MitchM240 4 роки тому +2

      You know it’s one guy right?

    • @sirbiscuit6403
      @sirbiscuit6403 4 роки тому +15

      @@MitchM240 haha i do know, my grammer wasn't very good there. Woopsie!

    • @reallyoriginalusername4574
      @reallyoriginalusername4574 3 роки тому +7

      WOWOWOWOW

    • @mssarahmr
      @mssarahmr 3 роки тому +13

      @@MitchM240 this can't be the same guy one is wearing glasses

    • @clareruth3588
      @clareruth3588 3 роки тому +1

      Also ‘wowowow’ and ‘huh!’

  • @ABC-yt1nq
    @ABC-yt1nq Рік тому +32

    As a struggling screenwriter who always gets stuck trying to avoid obvious plot holes, these are absolute gold.

    • @scottfitzpatrick1939
      @scottfitzpatrick1939 Місяць тому

      Wishing you luck we need a way out of the mystery box expectaion subversion era.

    • @fredhurst2528
      @fredhurst2528 5 днів тому

      Apparently now nobody notices. At least, that is what modern producers believe, so you are all good.

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife 6 років тому +766

    The reference to Ryan's "Every Will Smith Song" video!
    Woo! Haha!
    👍😊

    • @janpokos4086
      @janpokos4086 6 років тому +11

      Jeff B was funny until the fresh prince scene😂😂

    • @kylemayberry5073
      @kylemayberry5073 6 років тому +8

      Literally my first thought after watching this video. Glad someone else is on the same wavelength.

    • @iandenny2376
      @iandenny2376 6 років тому +5

      And also the yanni and laurel reference

    • @jet1008
      @jet1008 6 років тому +6

      Wipe your shoes on the mat when you come in the house, someone just cleaned that floor. Whoo hoo say what what haha

    • @SpagEddie8113
      @SpagEddie8113 6 років тому +3

      [Woo! HaHa, HaHa!]to the somethingth power

  • @LordCallous
    @LordCallous 6 років тому +527

    "Very dramatic use of the delete key..." Lol.

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 6 років тому +23

      Also it's a backspace key.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 6 років тому +4

      Not gunna lie, I looked at my keyboard to see if the backspace button was a delete button.

    • @anneliesgemma
      @anneliesgemma 5 років тому +1

      @@WhiteScorpio2 Guessing Ryan probably uses a Mac.

  • @datbtrue
    @datbtrue 5 років тому +315

    You Nailed the " Woo- ha-haaa" ( Will Smith) Cash in! Well done sir

  • @FieryHammer
    @FieryHammer 5 років тому +666

    I expected it to be like:
    - Why is he considered?
    - Because he is played by Will Smith.
    - Oh okay.

    • @theruddyone6443
      @theruddyone6443 4 роки тому +6

      THATT shoulda been IN the video lol

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 роки тому +4

      All movies with powerful authority figures: noob protagonist insults them, breaks several laws and orders (Maverick), f***s their daughter (Battleship,) and gets away with a proud lecture. Don’t we wish we were main characters?

    • @DLRudder
      @DLRudder 3 роки тому

      I don't think that would have been enough at the time.

    • @keith00032
      @keith00032 2 роки тому +3

      Does does anyone actually believe Will Smith is capable of harming anyone? Even a bug. He wouldn't even slap a Rock.

    • @FieryHammer
      @FieryHammer 2 роки тому

      @@keith00032 Recent events show different.

  • @gregoryfenn1462
    @gregoryfenn1462 5 років тому +40

    I wish I would discover a UA-cam series as fun as this every day :(

  • @mbaxter22
    @mbaxter22 6 років тому +1673

    To be fair, that cop "just doing his job" did distinguish himself by chasing down a cephalapod. I mean, that's gotta be tough enough.

    • @TheWolfeDen
      @TheWolfeDen 5 років тому +47

      *slow clap*

    • @7Be
      @7Be 4 роки тому +125

      On foot.

    • @JoeBryers
      @JoeBryers 4 роки тому +69

      @@7Be With a bunch of scraps!

    • @realMuseology
      @realMuseology 4 роки тому +42

      @@JoeBryers With a box of scraps!

    • @JusBidniss
      @JusBidniss 4 роки тому +23

      Yeah, that's tough, kid. That's double tough.

  • @itsCusto
    @itsCusto 6 років тому +3538

    I loved the Yanny and Laurel reference

    • @TheBigGetEven
      @TheBigGetEven 6 років тому +289

      and it proves they aren't the same person because otherwise they'd hear it the same way.

    •  6 років тому +8

      Ymmd! Hahahaha 😂😂😂

    • @ToyInsanity
      @ToyInsanity 6 років тому +131

      I don't get it. Why did they say Laurel 4 times.

    • @QuixoteX
      @QuixoteX 6 років тому +65

      Laurel? When did anyone say anything about Laurel?

    • @philippdrflr
      @philippdrflr 6 років тому +82

      Leaving a comment to actually hopefully understand the joke one day...

  • @trainerdad9460
    @trainerdad9460 6 років тому +2312

    PITCH MEETING FOR PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 2 роки тому +51

    5:50 just became the best line in the video
    "We should totally get Will Smith to play in this."
    "Oh, yeah. People really liked watching him punch aliens in Independence Day."

  • @TheJoebarrett
    @TheJoebarrett 4 роки тому +68

    This never gets old. Super consistent delivery of phrases but on different movies is the perfect formula.

    • @reaper411b
      @reaper411b 4 роки тому +10

      Ah, super consistent delivery of phrases but on different movies is TIGHT!

    • @andreipoplauschi180
      @andreipoplauschi180 4 роки тому +2

      @@reaper411b and super easy,barely an inconvenience

  • @Jaddleberry
    @Jaddleberry 6 років тому +146

    The awkward smiling makes it funnier😂😂

  • @jarehelt
    @jarehelt 5 років тому +520

    "They're looking for someone thatl shoot a little girl in the face?" DEAD😂😂

    • @GhostHand
      @GhostHand 4 роки тому +5

      This joke did not age well...

    • @jamesjohnXII
      @jamesjohnXII 4 роки тому +8

      Who wouldn't die after being shot in the face

    • @theruddyone6443
      @theruddyone6443 4 роки тому

      Shame lol lol

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 роки тому +8

      This test was brought to you by Luke Skywalker. Become a Jedi or a space immigration officer today! We’re the good guys, really! This is your chance to rid the universe of Jar Jar Binks!

    • @zeeb2190
      @zeeb2190 3 роки тому +4

      of course, only the police officer would've done that

  • @GreyHulk2156
    @GreyHulk2156 6 років тому +626

    "Very dramatic use of the delete key."
    Actually it's very dramatic use of the backspace key. Backspace keys are tight.

    • @Trump-a-Tron
      @Trump-a-Tron 6 років тому +68

      Needlessly picky analysis of an needlessly picky analysis video is TIGHT!

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 5 років тому +13

      Whoopsie

    • @majdselbi7298
      @majdselbi7298 5 років тому +17

      it makes deleting letters super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ellonex
      @ellonex 5 років тому +1

      GreyHulk2 MACS

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 років тому +1

      @ReazY back then it was still called Macintosh lol

  • @already100degrees
    @already100degrees 5 років тому +538

    Me: ‘So, you have some homework for me?’
    Teacher: ‘yes sir I do’
    Me: ‘Homework is tight!’
    Teacher: ‘I really hope you can get this one turned in on time’
    Me: ‘actually it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience’
    Teacher :’you do realize you have an F in my class?’
    Me : ‘yeahyeahyeah!’
    Teacher: ....
    Me: ...

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 5 років тому +47

      should've gone with "'whoops' 'whoopsie'" instead of "yeahyeahyeah"

    • @oiPuReNaDeZzo
      @oiPuReNaDeZzo 4 роки тому +49

      Look teacher ima need you to get all the way off my back

    • @MaynardFreek
      @MaynardFreek 4 роки тому +27

      @@oiPuReNaDeZzo let me get off that thing

    • @dannyt9744
      @dannyt9744 4 роки тому +23

      Teacher: “you got an A”. Student:” wow wow wow”

    • @aracuscesar
      @aracuscesar 4 роки тому +1

      missed the whoops, whoopsie in your lame attempt at a joke

  • @inspectorsteve2287
    @inspectorsteve2287 5 років тому +248

    The Laurel and Yanny joke was a good touch.

  • @AndrewFried19
    @AndrewFried19 6 років тому +585

    Please do a space jam pitch meeting

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 6 років тому +1

      I'm post same thing lol

    • @ribottostudio
      @ribottostudio 6 років тому +3

      That would be TIGHT

    • @LibertyLocalizer
      @LibertyLocalizer 6 років тому +3

      That would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @lenonel3286
      @lenonel3286 6 років тому +4

      Lola Bunny is TIGHT

    • @ribottostudio
      @ribottostudio 6 років тому +3

      @@lenonel3286 the Looney Tunes are TIGHT.

  • @shadowfoxhd6798
    @shadowfoxhd6798 6 років тому +294

    **sees pitch meeting notification**
    Ohohoh that's tight!

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 5 років тому +961

    Meanwhile, Will-Smith-less Men in Black movie is at 25% in Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 років тому +75

      it's 22% now. yeah it was boring

    • @itsboyaknow
      @itsboyaknow 5 років тому +49

      Yeah I watched like 45 minutes of it and fell asleep for real 😂 never finished it

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 років тому +48

      It looked horrible from the trailers; total miscasting. You don't just throw Thor and Valkyrie into a movie cuz the other movie they were popular in had them killing aliens. I feel like both of them are getting enough work now, they shouldn't feel the need to participate in swill.

    • @DmanDice
      @DmanDice 5 років тому +8

      uncharted7again black king
      Lol but no one liked it

    • @goodfellabeats
      @goodfellabeats 5 років тому +5

      That movies was sooooooooooooooo bad.

  • @LGPiMedia
    @LGPiMedia 5 років тому +12

    Remix the Pitch:
    Yeah yeah yeah 5:40
    Tight 1:09
    Super easy 2:21
    Oh my lord 3:57
    I don’t know/fair enough 0:28
    Well ok then 3:15
    Whoopsie 5:47
    Bonus line 3:24

  • @joeyteter9383
    @joeyteter9383 5 років тому +58

    “Oh slimy goo is tight, it’s the funniest thing you can cover somebody with” 😂

    • @JameAndy-be1pv
      @JameAndy-be1pv 4 роки тому +1

      PITCH MEETING FOR PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

  • @franklee8478
    @franklee8478 6 років тому +1900

    Making a funny and unoriginal comment under your video is super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 6 років тому +18

      Yet you failed.

    • @Exsulator2
      @Exsulator2 6 років тому +44

      Commenting another unoriginal comment under your comment is TIGHT!

    • @Dhjdhriens
      @Dhjdhriens 6 років тому +4

      Commenting on a comment is super easy barley a inconvenience like looking at my channel

    • @mathiassvendsen9788
      @mathiassvendsen9788 6 років тому +3

      Oh, really?

    • @np7736
      @np7736 6 років тому +11

      Oh, self-aware comments are TIGHT

  • @mindblown42069
    @mindblown42069 6 років тому +27

    I just discovered these pitch meetings yesterday and I’m absolutely loving them. So well written. Keep up the great work.

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 4 роки тому +200

    “You don’t think referencing an internet meme will date this video at all?”
    “Not at all!”
    “Man, internet memes are TIGHT!”

    • @alban.dano.93
      @alban.dano.93 3 роки тому +1

      I have to admit, I had to google it because I had completely forgotten about it

  • @jamesmccallum6770
    @jamesmccallum6770 4 роки тому +154

    Normally I have my eyes opened to the rediculus premises and situations that are to be found in so many movies. On this occasion It just made me want to watch men in black. Watching 'Men in Black' is tight.

  • @seth8877
    @seth8877 11 місяців тому +2

    Dude Vinny D is the MAN, he went method to get Edgar's walk down by tying up his legs. He also had so much fun doing this movie he went on to voice him in the animated series, legend.

  • @RibusPQR
    @RibusPQR 4 роки тому +52

    "So a police officer just doing his job is enough to get him considered for the Men In Black?"
    "Oh, it sounds bad when you put it that way."
    "Eh, it's okay. We can close that plot hole in the threequel."

    • @aracuscesar
      @aracuscesar 4 роки тому +1

      they sure did

    • @AllDayDavis
      @AllDayDavis 4 роки тому +3

      Retconning Agent J's origin is TIGHT

    • @mihaitha
      @mihaitha 4 роки тому +6

      "But what if Agent J hadn't grown up to be a cop after all? How would he then be considered for MiB?"
      "I don't know!"
      "Fair enough."

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 4 роки тому +4

      Police officer just doing his job gets him considered.
      Shooting an unarmed child for just standing in public with a book gets him the job.
      That's both par for the course for an American cop, and terrifyingly accurate to what we're seeing on the streets right now.

    • @mihaitha
      @mihaitha 4 роки тому +7

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human taking into account the fact that J was the only one of the candidates who didn't just start blasting, but instead took his time to assess the situation, the only one who noticed the handkerchief in one alien's hand, and the only one who realized that the other alien was doing chin-ups, and only took one single shot at the very end of the clock, the irony of your statement is hilarious.

  • @jukka-pekkatuominen4540
    @jukka-pekkatuominen4540 5 років тому +11

    The Exposition Pug certainly is handy. Especially as the writers changed a lot of the plot midway into the movie and only way for it to make sense was to rerecord all the Pug lines to fit the new story. All movies should have a talking dog just for this. It's super easy. Barely even an inconvenience.

  • @dangerouscaterpillar5522
    @dangerouscaterpillar5522 5 років тому +32

    How u say "ye ye ye" gets me every time 😂

  • @srwooly
    @srwooly Місяць тому

    Thanks!

  • @MySamspam
    @MySamspam 4 роки тому +17

    His Will Smith "whoo ha ha" totally got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aziz_alrumayyan6712
    @aziz_alrumayyan6712 6 років тому +218

    Do a Brooklyn 99 pitch meeting

  • @Obstile
    @Obstile 6 років тому +159

    I loved the woo haha reference from your channel

  • @justinwright7835
    @justinwright7835 6 років тому +32

    "Here's an audio commercial for my movie, woo, ha-ha!"

  • @BanjoLuke1
    @BanjoLuke1 3 роки тому +10

    These little glimpses at the very core, the very genesis, of the creative process, are amazing.
    Chapeau to the studios for releasing this stuff.
    I would like to see the pitch meetings for some of the film's that were never made.
    I think I actually saw the film being discussed here.
    So few changes between pitch and theatre release.
    Thanks again for putting these amazing conversations online.
    It is like an education.

  • @jazy921
    @jazy921 4 роки тому +564

    "clever use of the Delete key"
    Um, actually... That's the Backspace key

    • @larrysweetlove
      @larrysweetlove 4 роки тому +41

      Um, actually... he says ‘dramatic use of the delete key’

    • @jazy921
      @jazy921 4 роки тому +53

      @@larrysweetlove Sorry, minus points for me then. Oopsie!

    • @Sohbek
      @Sohbek 4 роки тому +18

      I haven't used DOS in about 10 years and I'm running on two hours of sleep at 4:30 in the morning but if I remember right in DOS they're functionally the same

    • @jazy921
      @jazy921 4 роки тому +6

      @@Sohbek Okay, then.

    • @devagr
      @devagr 4 роки тому +5

      not if you use a mac

  • @ribottostudio
    @ribottostudio 6 років тому +572

    Making a pitch meeting for Into the SpiderVerse should be super easy BARELY an inconvenience.

  • @leyenda6149
    @leyenda6149 6 років тому +9

    Really like it when Ryan puts non-superhero movies in the mix, especially older ones

  • @pjpless2
    @pjpless2 6 років тому +10

    I love how the computer in the background changes according to the time period of the Pitch Meeting. Making stuff historically accurate is TIGHT!

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 2 роки тому

      5.25" floppy drives are pretty damn obsolete for the late 90s

    • @pjpless2
      @pjpless2 2 роки тому +1

      @@AgentTasmania Obselete, but it was still available on computers all through the late 90s and early 2000s. I was in college at the time and still used them here and there alongside zip disks.😄

  • @Tomazack
    @Tomazack 4 роки тому +1

    I don't know why I keep doing this to myself. I know you'll piss all over my favorite childhood movies, but you do it in such a fantastic way that I am grateful for having witnessed this. Still hurts though.

  • @elenagiannopoulou3610
    @elenagiannopoulou3610 6 років тому +35

    Pirates of the Caribbean pitch meeting please!!!

  • @davidjames-cameron617
    @davidjames-cameron617 6 років тому +203

    I think you took the phrase "Be your own boss" waaaaay too seriously...

  • @macrou
    @macrou 6 років тому +8

    oh man, i really love your pitch meetings! watched kinda a lot of them over the last couple of days, and what's so captivating about them to me is really their presentation. your facial expressions are so on point, and the dialogues are hilarious. thank you, mate!

  • @lebogangsekwati6222
    @lebogangsekwati6222 5 років тому +46

    The Yanni Laurel reference is genius. Please do one for Matilda and Brooklyn 99

    • @lisamarie5937
      @lisamarie5937 5 років тому +1

      This is the first time I'm hearing of this Yanni/Laurel thing.

  • @andrewwalker8985
    @andrewwalker8985 Рік тому +2

    "Very dramatic use of the delete key" so good

  • @Nighthawk1066_
    @Nighthawk1066_ 6 років тому +94

    I’d recommend doing a pitch meeting for Blazing Saddles.

  • @3hutp
    @3hutp 6 років тому +54

    "...Laurel"
    "-Yawnie?"
    "-No, Laurel."
    "-Yawnie, that's what I said".
    I love the intellectual humour of this guy :D

  • @Syndixal
    @Syndixal 6 років тому +132

    The black in men

    • @heavy379
      @heavy379 6 років тому +26

      Sounds like gay porn

    • @ellisrey
      @ellisrey 6 років тому +2

      the black in men in black

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS 6 років тому +7

      In the black men

    • @blowfishes
      @blowfishes 6 років тому

      Isn't that Terry Crews character in White Chicks? ♿

    • @dripkidd8572
      @dripkidd8572 6 років тому

      The men in black men

  • @carlorenneraraujo
    @carlorenneraraujo 2 роки тому +21

    Predicting will smith punches is tight

  • @extraterestrial
    @extraterestrial 4 місяці тому +1

    That Laurel and Yanny joke😂😂
    I'd forgotten all about that

  • @Argythecorgi
    @Argythecorgi 6 років тому +328

    Differentiating yanie from laurel is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 6 років тому +3

      Yes. Differentiating laurel and yanny is tight.

    • @awildsiscoappears1054
      @awildsiscoappears1054 6 років тому +4

      Am I the only one who didn't get that pun?

    • @caiovalente505
      @caiovalente505 6 років тому

      @@awildsiscoappears1054 I also didn't get it...

    • @Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1
      @Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1 6 років тому +1

      A wild Sisco appears Me neither

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 6 років тому +3

      Apparently, if your ears are not quite normal, or if you're in a place with just the right background noise, Laurel can sound EXACTLY like Yanni.
      Also, why isn't her name LAURA, with no L? Or did they just do that for the joke?

  • @blowfishes
    @blowfishes 6 років тому +46

    I'd love to believe that this whole pitch was written just to continue the Laurel/Yanny joke!

    • @Exsulator2
      @Exsulator2 6 років тому +2

      what was that about?

    • @philippdrflr
      @philippdrflr 6 років тому

      Leaving a comment in hopes someone answers...

    • @Eric_1991
      @Eric_1991 6 років тому

      A yanny/yanny joke?

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 6 років тому

      I recently watched a couple Yanny and Hardy movies, those guys were funny.

  • @BensBrickDesigns
    @BensBrickDesigns 5 років тому +3

    I've kind of newly discovered your videos and I love watching the progression of the pitch-man/producer characters over time.

  • @AtariDad
    @AtariDad 4 роки тому +88

    The third movie kind of retroactively explains why K was so intent on recruiting J specifically for MIB.

    • @DelGuy03
      @DelGuy03 2 роки тому +20

      Belated retroactive explanations are tight!

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn 2 роки тому +13

    I still hold that this movie is a piece of art. Tommy Lee Jones is just the perfect straight man to Will Smith and that "fleeing your planet with your near-birth wife" scene is never ever getting old.

  • @xxsimproxx5601
    @xxsimproxx5601 6 років тому +191

    I.... seriously never noticed that the alien being disguised as an illegal immigrant actually has a hidden meaning. Welp.

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro 6 років тому +19

      lol, really? It's like 90% of the opening joke.

    • @xxsimproxx5601
      @xxsimproxx5601 6 років тому +18

      To be fair, last Time I watched the movie has been maybe five or so years. Now I´m 19. But yeah. Pretty much.

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro 6 років тому

      @@xxsimproxx5601
      i c.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 6 років тому +1

      @@177SCmaro 10% of the opening joke.

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro 6 років тому +9

      @@jamstonjulian6947
      No, that was pretty much it. An illegal alien alien trying to cross the border....
      They went on with it for quite a bit of screen time.

  • @kyuusei19
    @kyuusei19 6 років тому +5

    5:30 Hey, that sounds like what happened at my new job! My senior just left his job after a week and I had to search for all the stuff he didn't tell me and train the other new guy.

  • @HoLd_My_Beer_Thanks
    @HoLd_My_Beer_Thanks Рік тому +4

    Dropped a “Barely an inconvenience” into a conversation today, SOOOO proud of myself!! 😁😁😁😁👍

  • @Louckeable
    @Louckeable 5 років тому

    I'm about 5 hours deep into this Pitch Meeting playlist. cannot stop!

  • @willteuscher8253
    @willteuscher8253 2 роки тому +3

    Watching this again after a long time. Forgot all about the laurel/ yani thing.

  • @FlyGuyKai23
    @FlyGuyKai23 5 років тому +47

    I can predict when he’s going to say super easy, barely an inconvenience every time. It makes it even more funny when he say it. Hilarious. 😂

  • @JustLen
    @JustLen 3 роки тому +4

    If I had to cash in my one request, please do pitch meetings for the second and third Men in Black movies. There's so much to dig into with the both of them. Like with the second movie in how certain events contradict the first movie, it the third one and how they not only under-use the main antagonist but how much they disregard in decision making and time travel changes. Definite opportunities for whoops and whoopsies!

  • @beautyforashes2022
    @beautyforashes2022 3 роки тому +3

    "Those are the two tests, the table and the child killing?" Lol, I love how blunt he is.

  • @beardedbjorn5520
    @beardedbjorn5520 4 роки тому +12

    I’m going to need to to get right off the back of my favourite childhood movie

  • @muxamoose1012
    @muxamoose1012 5 років тому +1

    What makes these so good is that the guy pitching the films just kind of acknowledges the mistakes with no efforts to change them for example, he could have added more tests for recruiting but instead says yeah you’d think so.

  • @azurecomet86
    @azurecomet86 6 років тому +43

    Please do Scott Pilgrim vs The World.

    • @greglemieux9809
      @greglemieux9809 6 років тому +6

      I wish I could give more thumbs up 👍👍👍👍👍👍. I understand the emogi 👍 isn't recognized ☹

  • @apises2853
    @apises2853 6 років тому +30

    That laurel part

    • @charlesgoodman7200
      @charlesgoodman7200 6 років тому +7

      You mean the yanni part?

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 6 років тому +1

      @@charlesgoodman7200 what's special about the yanni part?
      The guy said yanni and the other repeated. First guy didnt hear him apparently.
      No biggie.

    • @Eric_1991
      @Eric_1991 6 років тому +1

      I know. Why would they name her Yanni?

  • @Kwagga29
    @Kwagga29 2 роки тому +4

    5:55. This has aged amazingly :-)

  • @thirdworldrider6991
    @thirdworldrider6991 4 роки тому +1

    this is so much better then the first one or two videos you ever did. i happened to see one recently, and noticed it. great job!

  • @MikeDCWeld
    @MikeDCWeld 4 роки тому +1

    3:25 that sequence actually uses the backspace key. The delete key erases the character or space to the *right* of the cursor. Backspace erases to the left.

  • @thelegodoctor932
    @thelegodoctor932 6 років тому +64

    Did anyone notice how the human flesh the bug uses to disguise himself slowly rots throughout the course of the movie? ( 3:43 and 5:00 )

    • @cjd5235
      @cjd5235 6 років тому +6

      Yup! Pretty cool.

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 6 років тому +1

      Yep!

    • @numbnutz9398
      @numbnutz9398 6 років тому +20

      Only the people with working eyeballs that watched the movie did.

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz 6 років тому

      I nvr did 🙈🙈 I thot Edgar just didn’t fit on the bug 😅😅

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 5 років тому +2

      @@waterywingz Edgar didn't fit on the bug that is why he moves like a spaz and the skin suit clearly decomposes, Edgar's wife even comments on how Edgar looks weird "Wife: Edgar, you're skin is hanging off your bones, Edgar/bug: Oh, (grabs a handful of loose skin on the back of his head and pulls it tight) IS THAT BETTER, (wife faints)".

  • @mujariwa3696
    @mujariwa3696 6 років тому +62

    Please do the Back to the Future movies. 🙏 🙏 🙏

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior 3 роки тому +5

    It's actually sort of cool that the third movie explains why J was selected... even if it makes other problems.

  • @tfoprincess
    @tfoprincess 2 роки тому +5

    5:53 thought this was going to be an Oscar reference but this wqs made 3 years ago

  • @nonbinaryartist8661
    @nonbinaryartist8661 5 років тому +15

    I wish I had an exposition pug in my life

  • @midhunkv7518
    @midhunkv7518 6 років тому +43

    Me: How is it possible to make every video perfect?😍😍
    Ryan:Its Super easy barely an Inconvenience😉

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 6 років тому +1

      I don't think this one was perfect. The story is a whole lot better than they are giving credit for.

    • @Trump-a-Tron
      @Trump-a-Tron 6 років тому

      Yes. But the "resources devoted to the problem" hole is on point.

    • @OneDerscoreOneder
      @OneDerscoreOneder 5 років тому

      TheGuardDuck they never give credit for a story being good, it’s all just a joke

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +2

      @@OneDerscoreOneder I know, it's just bugs me when a legit good movie gets shat on for the lols. Especially when they make criticisms that are actually justified in the movie, IF you actually pay attention and think about the characters motives.

    • @OneDerscoreOneder
      @OneDerscoreOneder 5 років тому +1

      @@TheGuardDuck these videos are for humor and he makes them regardless of movie quality, this is a silly thing to get offended about

  • @jdzspace33
    @jdzspace33 6 років тому +11

    so much comedy in the subtext of this pitch meeting. Especially the "woo, haha" part......only Ryan's real fans will understand. lol.

    • @TheShaunika
      @TheShaunika 6 років тому +2

      I genuinely thought that was just a run of the mill jab at will smith songs and instantly understood it. didnt even know there was another layer to it.

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz 6 років тому

      Woo well placed 🙌🙌🙌

  • @airbmikal
    @airbmikal 6 років тому +6

    “So those are the two test, the table and the child killing”?🤣

  • @avicastillo
    @avicastillo 2 роки тому +1

    5:54 - "Oh people like to see him punch people" 3 years later - Oscar 2022. Haha!

  • @drix4275
    @drix4275 5 років тому +10

    I never thought that Jay being considered for the position was because he chased down an alien; I always got from the movie that it was because of how he chased him down. He was extraordinary and therefore suited for the job.

  • @pocologo975
    @pocologo975 6 років тому +20

    Okay NOW you have to do Independence Day!!

  • @mariabenitez9439
    @mariabenitez9439 6 років тому +46

    Cops: "why did you try to kill this woman?"
    Me: *in Ryan's voice* "I don't know"

    • @itsboyaknow
      @itsboyaknow 5 років тому +2

      Disturbing 🤔😂

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 роки тому

      "She was in a bad part of town and was holding books that I don't think she can understand."

  • @THX..1138
    @THX..1138 6 років тому +13

    Exposition Pugs are Tight!

  • @kaliberkam0681
    @kaliberkam0681 4 роки тому

    Ok the woo haha is the best referance in pitch history I love how hes also plugging his channel!!

  • @Michaelpatrickwarren
    @Michaelpatrickwarren 5 років тому

    Love your videos!!! So good!! Have you done one on the TV series LOST?

  • @jimmyallen8210
    @jimmyallen8210 6 років тому +80

    Pitch the Indiana Jones series please!!!!

    • @meganick4382
      @meganick4382 6 років тому

      Hobo Fixes for Cheap
      Kingdom of the Crystal Skull for sure.

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 роки тому +5

    "The Men In Black are looking for a recruit who would shoot a little girl in the face for carrying advanced books around."
    I should not have been drinking soda while watching this

  • @arsenalgooners6570
    @arsenalgooners6570 6 років тому +33

    Do a BAYWATCH PITCH MEETING please

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 6 років тому +2

      "So I've got this idea for a softcore porn..."

    • @figi7895
      @figi7895 6 років тому +1

      Writer: "you mean Baywatch movie!?"
      Producer: "That's what I just said."

    • @figi7895
      @figi7895 6 років тому +1

      @@TheGuardDuck hey, we're writing it.

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn 5 місяців тому +1

    It says something about the directing and acting in this movie that I watched it several times, was probably mildly aware of some of the inconsistencies, and was way too entertained to care. Also:
    *You can have my gun when you take it from my cold dead hands!!* - _Your proposal is acceptable._
    Never ever gets old. Especially when happening to a bleeb-hole victim.

  • @williamwilliams4469
    @williamwilliams4469 Рік тому

    "The exposition pug" hahaha, so accurately named. I just discovered this channel and it's my new favorite. I'm going to comment on every clip I watch from now on begging for 'Pulp Fiction' until it becomes real.

  • @elizabethhiggins3751
    @elizabethhiggins3751 5 років тому +30

    I'm on a pitch meeting binge