Chopper's Meltdown

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 198

  • @dropbear6740
    @dropbear6740 7 років тому +233

    This is why Aussies and Kiwi's will always be brothers, no two other nations get on as well as ours

    • @dartanion0075
      @dartanion0075 6 років тому

      Drop Bear you were part of n.s.w bro.we got ya.

    • @morgancook4128
      @morgancook4128 5 років тому +4

      Drop Bear maaaate ya dreaming

    • @westside2039
      @westside2039 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @mitch2620
      @mitch2620 5 років тому +1

      Kiwi's are flogs. Moaning fucks.

    • @nowankersallowed2115
      @nowankersallowed2115 4 роки тому

      I send that pic once lol it freaked the damn yankys out. They actually believe we travel in kangaroo pouches too yet they claim to be the greatest nation in the world haha they reckon everything in Australia will kill you.. oh yeah the Canadians equally gullible because they are too polite to disagree with anything said. Fucking hilarious and those from up north hate being called yankys which is fucking hilarious because they call themselves the United states but they are so easy to stir up and set off because they ain't so United. If you really think about it you can commit a crime in one state and be killed and in another get a slap on the wrist basically. Family law I've been told differs state to state so they must have some very complicated issues that need to be assessed when having two very different stances and that's within the same nation so essentially they have divided themselves and made conflicts that have very dire consequences to some situations. I don't hate America I just don't have any desire to physically visit there.. I don't see what makes them the greatest nation on earth and that apparently caused a meltdown and made me a potential threat ?? Sheesh yankys get a sense of humour and learn to look past your own situations. There are some great yanks for sure and plenty of positive things within America but fuck me the turmoil caused was beyond ridiculous. I don't see why any one nation should be considered the powerhouse.. each nation has its good and bad including my own. But why did me giving a few opinions cause such a stir? As for the American first.. I'm not American. I'm Australian. Why should I put any other nation above my own? I just wanted to know if yanks were better in bed apparently that's a crime too. How can I say if I haven't experienced it? They claim to believe in free speech yet they are so easily upset.. I find it quite humorous honestly

  • @Critical_Ligma
    @Critical_Ligma 8 років тому +127

    This is hands down the fuckin' funniest shit I've ever seen on 7 Days in a long time 😂😂

  • @91primera
    @91primera 6 років тому +64

    I love this clip, but the irony of Paul Ego wearing an anti bullying shirt hahaha

  • @TheCarlosis
    @TheCarlosis 7 років тому +130

    i do love kiwi aussie banter it is gold

  • @chrisrowe5400
    @chrisrowe5400 7 років тому +72

    I can't stop watching this rant it's pure gold

  • @dibbo9264
    @dibbo9264 6 років тому +28

    Heath Franklin A.K.A. Chopper my favourite Comedian

  • @phat_g
    @phat_g 5 років тому +29

    He walked onset in jono and Ben's show after this because they're in the same studio

  • @X-Gen-001
    @X-Gen-001 7 місяців тому +2

    🤣That was brilliant.
    He says 7 years after it was uploaded. Ah well better late than never.

  • @kangaroosmash6608
    @kangaroosmash6608 2 роки тому +4

    The REAL chopper would have pulled out the sawed off straight away 🤣

  • @DelgueAdventures
    @DelgueAdventures Рік тому +2

    "Idaho Jigaboos"
    Tell me you've never been to Idaho, without telling me you never been to Idaho! 🤣🤣

  • @PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE
    @PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE 5 років тому +11

    that was the funniest melt down ive ever seen

  • @modifiedcarforums
    @modifiedcarforums 7 років тому +50

    love it, have watched this clip over and over, absolutely brilliant!

    • @delstrain8590
      @delstrain8590 6 років тому +1

      True all so fucking right on unless its white working classes they be fair game eh? Fucking libtards ruined the country and here in UK. Fucking idiots. Need Choppers of the world in a war not these types. RIP Big Mark he lives on in imitation.

  • @michaelbyef1
    @michaelbyef1 6 років тому +56

    How did Australia go from this to the PC, Feminist regime it is now

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 5 років тому +2

      Mike Bye It's a total mystery...✡️

    • @mitch2620
      @mitch2620 5 років тому +1

      @@Scottie_S You tell him mate, fuckin flog.

    • @spannaspinna
      @spannaspinna 3 роки тому +1

      You should see the Paul hogan show

  • @graemel3069
    @graemel3069 Рік тому +1

    I'm Crying!🤣🤣😂🥲and 6 years later!!

  • @ranshiiekrueger84
    @ranshiiekrueger84 8 років тому +40

    Best shit ever!

  • @kezzakilla7171
    @kezzakilla7171 8 років тому +25

    GOLD

  • @optimascrime5235
    @optimascrime5235 2 роки тому +4

    Chopper puts him in his place🤣

  • @zephuriel7139
    @zephuriel7139 2 роки тому +1

    Paul Ego found Heath Franklin's sore spot, and just didn't poke it, but rather stuck his thumb in and twisted XD

  • @jordanjohnston4379
    @jordanjohnston4379 6 років тому +5

    I hear the words “West Coast Eagles”, I press like. Simple as that. GO YOU MIGHTY EAGLES

    • @Prof.Pwnalot
      @Prof.Pwnalot Рік тому

      Lol shittest fucking team in the game.

  • @nevilleanitelea1372
    @nevilleanitelea1372 Рік тому +1

    Geez wish we had this in Straya… miss this banter.

  • @ben_abbey
    @ben_abbey 7 місяців тому +1

    Holy shit thats good 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamiehammond7401
    @jamiehammond7401 7 років тому +6

    Ohh my I need to visit Australia now lololol lololol lololol lololol 😂

  • @sergeybrin6701
    @sergeybrin6701 2 місяці тому

    I enjoyed that so damn much

  • @Keep_Crying_Son
    @Keep_Crying_Son 3 роки тому +3

    Australia invented the sheep intestine condom. Kiwi's made it better by removing the intestines from the sheep first 🤣

    • @glennplumb2313
      @glennplumb2313 3 місяці тому

      I asked my kiwi mate how many sexual partners he’s had?
      He started counting and fell asleep!
      What do kiwis use for lube? Mint Jelly!
      What do u call a Jewish kiwi? A Hebro! 😂🇦🇺🤘

  • @cancerviewer7951
    @cancerviewer7951 7 років тому +9

    Paul ego! XD

  • @emowookie9337
    @emowookie9337 5 років тому +2

    "If you liked that video"!!!! LIKED?...LIKED?
    And the understatement of the year award goes to...

  • @planB-john
    @planB-john 3 роки тому

    Chopper what ,,where’s my Sawed off? 😂

  • @kylewebb5405
    @kylewebb5405 5 років тому +4

    Lmfao best shit on AFL ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.that just made my day ..

  • @kiwibear7965
    @kiwibear7965 3 роки тому +2

    Being Half Australian - He's Half Correct and makes a Good Point! #ClassicContent

  • @comradechris7975
    @comradechris7975 6 років тому +7

    2:55 your welcome

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 6 років тому +2

      *you're welcome

    • @mattgthor
      @mattgthor 3 роки тому

      10 seconds late

  • @pilummurialis6490
    @pilummurialis6490 2 роки тому

    He's right, the I.Q for people watching footbal is a single digit

  • @stevenellis6515
    @stevenellis6515 6 років тому +10

    That's not the real chopper just look at the ears. (He.s got them)

    • @auzzieowns69
      @auzzieowns69 6 років тому +12

      Obviously not, he's dead. This is a comedian who plays him, Heath Franklin.

    • @GavTatu
      @GavTatu 6 років тому

      be better to tape his ears back.

    • @richarddarrah9368
      @richarddarrah9368 5 років тому

      Really holey shit i never realised

    • @jamesleon4883
      @jamesleon4883 4 роки тому

      That why I clicked I was hoping for some violence.

  • @garycoulam2443
    @garycoulam2443 3 роки тому

    Cause when Kiwis and Diggers can't have a crack at each other, we all know we're not getting the best opposition. Just the way it is.

  • @anonymousarnarchy2427
    @anonymousarnarchy2427 7 років тому +1

    OMG.... this is infact the original and only CHOPPER

  • @andrew3912
    @andrew3912 5 років тому

    I thought there were all trying to kill me

  • @greatsouthernoverland
    @greatsouthernoverland 3 роки тому

    Oh thats F..ing GOLD!!!!!

  • @panszuba
    @panszuba 2 роки тому

    We need more of that stuff!!!

  • @RSS819
    @RSS819 2 роки тому

    You don’t have to b3 l8ke that! 🤪🤣🤪🤣

  • @14CJ
    @14CJ 6 років тому +7

    Here in Australia we call it gay f l instead of AFL anyway

  • @Doofus1237
    @Doofus1237 7 років тому +2

    6 dislikes from the Aussies? 😂

  • @michaelbudden7243
    @michaelbudden7243 2 роки тому

    A big fan from a far away land .... Looking forward to some new & future clips, bite size is purrfect for Twats like me on Twitter ;-)

  • @drussthelegend007
    @drussthelegend007 7 років тому

    So when did chopper grow his ears back ? The mans a legend , I must be missing the satire?

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 6 років тому +5

      It's a comedy character (Heath Franklin) The real Mark "Chopper" Read died years ago!

  • @coops9871
    @coops9871 7 років тому

    The guy had banter

  • @brianhoffman1499
    @brianhoffman1499 3 роки тому

    Just don't have an argument with an Australian in the out back.....a boomerang is ok....but a cross bow is unfair

  • @whiteshadow59
    @whiteshadow59 2 роки тому

    Aussie Rules actually takes intelligence unlike that meathead game of rugby

  • @fitzyholden1036
    @fitzyholden1036 Рік тому

    Gold.

  • @bodhisattva99
    @bodhisattva99 7 років тому

    says everything you need to know... every.thing.

  • @shaunclewless8367
    @shaunclewless8367 7 років тому

    if that's chopper i'm the queen mother

  • @ashleyfleming8894
    @ashleyfleming8894 2 роки тому

    The real chopper would have handled that better.

  • @shvaughn5636
    @shvaughn5636 7 років тому

    😂😂😂 binge watching right now

  • @kVkV-sw5se
    @kVkV-sw5se 7 років тому +1

    Awesome..... chopper at his best

  • @twobitbandit7603
    @twobitbandit7603 7 років тому +2

    This shit is funny! Makes me wanna go through old Benny Hill. Pssst I'ma Yank. As for the racist jargon... Yeah it's scary to be an American, regardless of race.

  • @JungleNation333
    @JungleNation333 3 роки тому

    America : I acknowledge my wrongdoing and admit I made a mistake. I trust we can move forward
    Kiwi : Yeah Nah Yeah Maybe Ay Shot Cuz Algood bro We Sweet? Chur

  • @AgentDev542
    @AgentDev542 6 років тому

    I thought it was a real meltdown. Bruh!

  • @horsecodenumbers
    @horsecodenumbers 3 роки тому

    Future paper winner

  • @pspa5502
    @pspa5502 5 років тому

    No cheese burger for you

  • @leonvanderschaaf9378
    @leonvanderschaaf9378 7 років тому +2

    This guy is so funny!

  • @tonywebster8582
    @tonywebster8582 5 років тому +1

    He doesn't even sound like him. Not very convincing.

  • @lukeduke3001
    @lukeduke3001 3 роки тому

    im with you on that one chopper

  • @beastmode602
    @beastmode602 6 років тому +2

    play aussie rules cause nobody actually cares about the rules run it kick bounce it we don't give a shit kixk a goal oh you missed fuck it we'll give you points for trying anyway bahhaha😂😂😂 👍👌 that's gold

  • @caseydrought867
    @caseydrought867 9 місяців тому +1

    classic

  • @irishbaz10
    @irishbaz10 6 років тому

    who is your man pretending to be chopper??

  • @melfaloon5018
    @melfaloon5018 7 років тому

    Is this the same mark chopper read? Did he get his ears back on

    • @vvjjkk
      @vvjjkk 7 років тому +2

      David Humphries Nah, it's Heath Franklin

    • @glensomething2800
      @glensomething2800 6 років тому +1

      he cut his ears back on

  • @horsecodenumbers
    @horsecodenumbers 3 роки тому

    Hey George you should auction your dressing gown 🐞⚰️

  • @noahwillis1657
    @noahwillis1657 7 років тому +15

    I don't think there's anything funnier on the internet and I'm a 13 year old and I choose this as the funniest 😂

    • @toernebohmite
      @toernebohmite 7 років тому +3

      noah willis your parents are the reason the world is fucked.

    • @curiousone2751
      @curiousone2751 7 років тому

      desolationrow how?

    • @mojoflojo3666
      @mojoflojo3666 7 років тому +2

      noah willis Fuck off you 13yr old fuck

    • @noahwillis1657
      @noahwillis1657 7 років тому +11

      I'm actually 14 now for your information...........AND ITS STILL HILARIOUS!!!!'n😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hannahdavis3893
      @hannahdavis3893 7 років тому

      desolationrow I'm 11 and I find this funny

  • @jasonwright9405
    @jasonwright9405 3 роки тому

    Hearings are spazzies, right? Gfy

  • @Maximus-pt8lq
    @Maximus-pt8lq 7 років тому +1

    Briiliant

  • @andygalloway3282
    @andygalloway3282 7 років тому +7

    wait. is chopper some sort of TV personality now??? Only in Australia. I hear they're getting Myra hindley for the new blind date

  • @nevilleanitelea1372
    @nevilleanitelea1372 Рік тому

    FUCKEN hilarious 😂

  • @theidiotss8129
    @theidiotss8129 3 роки тому

    Fckin beauty

  • @WaterMan-ss6eb
    @WaterMan-ss6eb 7 років тому

    You wear a pink tee shirt you gotta be careful

    • @TheSummerwine1
      @TheSummerwine1 7 років тому

      It's an anti bullying shirt, nothing to be careful about...

  • @pspa5502
    @pspa5502 5 років тому

    Burp burp

  • @springhill9967
    @springhill9967 7 років тому +1

    EPIC indeed

  • @rjsmithy8735
    @rjsmithy8735 6 років тому

    Is that even chopper

  • @whitedogproductions6153
    @whitedogproductions6153 6 років тому

    All the rugby bro

  • @horsecodenumbers
    @horsecodenumbers 4 роки тому

    Chopper got he's Nick name from eating chops all the time😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rayjaymor8754
    @rayjaymor8754 3 роки тому

    Funny thing is, that as a NSW resident, I actually side with the Kiwis here: NRL > AFL any day :-P

    • @Prof.Pwnalot
      @Prof.Pwnalot Рік тому

      Being from Melb, i think both are fucked lol.
      Prefer watching paint dry (Cricket), and basketball / shit of the like.
      AFL and NFL are both pretty fucking gay.
      Bunch of guys playing stacks on.

  • @paularlukiewiczimtherealem7446
    @paularlukiewiczimtherealem7446 6 років тому

    handolbaa

  • @kangobango2115
    @kangobango2115 6 років тому

    Chopper is stuck in the 60s

  • @kellastar79
    @kellastar79 6 років тому

    Very funny 100%

  • @amosonyoutube
    @amosonyoutube Рік тому

    😂

  • @a.dstill763
    @a.dstill763 7 років тому +1

    that's not chopper

    • @a.dstill763
      @a.dstill763 7 років тому

      ThatAussieGirl you say no shit but most people in the comments think it's him

  • @flipskaterdave
    @flipskaterdave 6 років тому

    2:12 "i barely care about my sickened child"

  • @kylewebb5405
    @kylewebb5405 5 років тому

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🔥👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shlibookensteppah
    @shlibookensteppah 6 років тому

    Brutal. XD

  • @challengeusmtb954
    @challengeusmtb954 7 років тому

    Dose any one eles think that this is not the real chopper .only reason I say this is if you look up videos of chopper from a few years ago he looks a lot lot older than in this and is not as fat .?

    • @a.dstill763
      @a.dstill763 7 років тому +1

      CHALLENGE US MTB this is not chopper. the real chopper had his ears cut off

    • @a.dstill763
      @a.dstill763 7 років тому +2

      CHALLENGE US MTB plus he's old

    • @challengeusmtb954
      @challengeusmtb954 7 років тому +1

      A.D Bris thought I was going mad he died of a tumor and like you say he was old

    • @a.dstill763
      @a.dstill763 7 років тому +2

      CHALLENGE US MTB me too lol

    • @a.dstill763
      @a.dstill763 7 років тому +1

      Andy Fernon yeah alright smart ass

  • @canon899
    @canon899 7 років тому

    .....didnt even smile....

  • @bamadeadhead
    @bamadeadhead 7 років тому

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @Daniel26448
    @Daniel26448 4 роки тому

    Kiwis & Aussies are both British

  • @willdrums7493
    @willdrums7493 5 років тому

    its 7 days till my birthday ;)

    • @BallzMcGavin
      @BallzMcGavin 5 років тому

      No body gave a fuck Then
      Nobody gives a fuck now

  • @jordanthomson7682
    @jordanthomson7682 6 років тому

    fucken oath chopper! :)

  • @emohruo7996
    @emohruo7996 6 років тому

    Well the Kiwis are right about the GAYFL

  • @vladvladisvlad2063
    @vladvladisvlad2063 7 років тому +4

    Holy shit do kiwi's still find Heath Franklin's Chopper entertaining? haha that was gold, like 10 years ago. Catch up bros.

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 7 років тому +8

      Vlad Vladisvlad Hm. Why are YOU here again?

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 6 років тому +3

      if you think dabbing's good, you've voided your right to an opinion.

  • @carolynfletchere-davies3250
    @carolynfletchere-davies3250 2 роки тому

    The most unfunny programme on TV 🤮🤮

  • @rerooar
    @rerooar 7 років тому

    Well I left NZ a long time ago, just checking back, yip... still can't do comedy.

  • @351clevelandmodifiedmotor4
    @351clevelandmodifiedmotor4 10 місяців тому +1

    new Zealand can not do comedy,

    • @Battleneter
      @Battleneter 8 місяців тому +1

      I found that funny and accurate

  • @lee4171
    @lee4171 6 років тому

    Jesus, kiwis find this funny?

  • @roybear9052
    @roybear9052 6 років тому

    All the kiwis are so unfunny. This is so painful. Only Chopper is funny TBH

    • @glensomething2800
      @glensomething2800 6 років тому +1

      he wasn't even saying anything funny tho just a whole lot of complaining

  • @jackquinn4363
    @jackquinn4363 6 років тому +1

    Is this supposed to be funny

  • @paulroberts9578
    @paulroberts9578 6 років тому

    This was so lame.