Donny Tourette Moments On Never Mind The Buzzcocks | Hosted by Simon Amstell

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  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 7 років тому +370

    "You think me...a small penis."
    I love the look on Donny's face when he realises he walked straight into that one.

  • @Craig.229
    @Craig.229 5 років тому +872

    Fair play to him he delivered my amazon parcel yesterday with no problems

    • @jimmyog
      @jimmyog 5 років тому +11

      Some One LMAO

    • @brianm2881
      @brianm2881 3 роки тому +37

      Same here! When I put my arms out to collect the parcel, I used his mucho-mucho-love-o to do it. I think he got the reference.

    • @smokepepsi
      @smokepepsi 3 роки тому +1

      ?

    • @brianm2881
      @brianm2881 3 роки тому +32

      @@smokepepsi The joke is that after the Towers of London failed to make it big, Donny Tourette had to find entry-level work.

    • @crazychrisfromessex1740
      @crazychrisfromessex1740 2 роки тому +2

      Hahaha

  • @keving9747
    @keving9747 7 років тому +862

    "it's not, it's because we have difficulty booking people" was a whole new level of quick witted

    • @bonkersllama
      @bonkersllama 7 років тому +64

      It probably had an element of truth in it though

    • @AkyovNorthWest
      @AkyovNorthWest 2 місяці тому +1

      @@bonkersllama It was true. He used the "we couldn't find anyone else" joke on other z list celebs and musicians throughout the series too.

  • @doubtfulguest5450
    @doubtfulguest5450 7 років тому +699

    I love how fascinated Bill and Noel look whenever Donny is doing anything.
    It's as though they both know what punk is, but are trying to figure out what Donny is.

    • @mattday7337
      @mattday7337 3 роки тому +49

      Bill and Noel imo have a very similar comedic vibe to an extent, and they are quite rightly completely bewildered by what's happening

    • @georgegoddard6132
      @georgegoddard6132 3 роки тому +25

      Noel was actually friends with Donny, its why he didn't bash him. Saw them in Camden a few times together in 2007.

    • @PBL187
      @PBL187 3 роки тому +56

      Oh Bill figured it out alright 😂 “You’re about as punk as Enya” 😂🤣

    • @lucysmith6530
      @lucysmith6530 3 роки тому +15

      He tried to sell a movie about his punk life..... re-evaluate kiddo! Don’t worry in 20 yrs he will be pawning off country life butter like Jonny rotten

    • @joliecollier7937
      @joliecollier7937 2 роки тому +1

      @@lucysmith6530 absolutely ahaha

  • @mondoprime
    @mondoprime 8 років тому +2591

    Fair play, he stayed on and had a laugh. Not like poor Preston.

    • @nathaniel2026
      @nathaniel2026 6 років тому +73

      Let’s be honest he should have pulled a Preston

    • @gavinbishop3367
      @gavinbishop3367 6 років тому +117

      His dad should have pulled out.

    • @EchoSappho
      @EchoSappho 6 років тому +126

      "Oh no, we can't lose Preston."

    • @brianm2881
      @brianm2881 6 років тому +42

      @@EchoSappho We lost Preston and got Preston AKA Ed. Traded up imo.

    • @justmadeit2
      @justmadeit2 6 років тому +9

      Donald Torreteni stirred things up for sure. I have uploaded a fairly recent interview with Donny Tourette from last year, to see it just type in the search bar above the following title.......Donny Tourette Radio Interview

  • @silvershocknicktail6638
    @silvershocknicktail6638 Рік тому +105

    Bill just going "oooOOooo" at Donny is maybe the only time I've ever seen him genuinely irritated on camera.

    • @kennywilkinson913
      @kennywilkinson913 3 місяці тому +7

      He mocked him a couple of times and donny was oblivious to it, the whole punk conversation had donny out of his depth, bill then twisted the knife with the Enya comment.

    • @ATWOOD726
      @ATWOOD726 3 місяці тому +21

      Yeah Bill had nothing more witty than “oooo” is pretty poor for a “professional comedian”

    • @user-wg1gd5gg7s
      @user-wg1gd5gg7s Місяць тому +12

      Yeah I've always thought that about this clip. The direct harshness from Donny had Bill genuinely flustered for a sec. He most definitely was saved by Simon there.

    • @Revelian1982
      @Revelian1982 Місяць тому +1

      Bill lost badly. Simon saved the day.

    • @lukesorley
      @lukesorley 28 днів тому +3

      ​@@ATWOOD726 Not every comeback has to involve words. Bill's response was a great way of insinuating that Donny is essentially a sassy 6-year-old girl.

  • @somebuddyX
    @somebuddyX 8 років тому +1252

    "You're about as punk as Enya" Bill's the best!

    • @diogeneslantern18
      @diogeneslantern18 8 років тому +58

      The poser got wrecked by that comment.

    • @t45tt4tr
      @t45tt4tr 7 років тому +47

      somebuddyx Bill has experienced punk. That tosser needs a slap.

    • @gdsmchrisf5675
      @gdsmchrisf5675 7 років тому +6

      As punk as enya, laugh my bollocks off

    • @andrewphippsphillips1455
      @andrewphippsphillips1455 7 років тому +4

      Only one of them is still gigging & I don't think its the cockney gobby one.
      Punk my 'kin arse

    • @ribenariver
      @ribenariver 6 років тому +3

      What’s the time of this comment? Watched it all and didn’t catch that bit

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson Рік тому +101

    "I should explain...Bill is a professional comedian...you won't win!" one of the best lines out of NMtB ever.

    • @davestar4718
      @davestar4718 5 місяців тому +21

      To be fair Bills come back just before that was "oooOOooo"

    • @GeoffreyBronson
      @GeoffreyBronson 5 місяців тому

      @@davestar4718that was his initial reaction, it was about to start before Simon intervened

    • @davestar4718
      @davestar4718 5 місяців тому

      @@GeoffreyBronson how do you know?

    • @GeoffreyBronson
      @GeoffreyBronson 5 місяців тому +4

      @@davestar4718 I know everything Dave, I'm a genius.

    • @davestar4718
      @davestar4718 2 місяці тому

      @@GeoffreyBronson no. You ain't

  • @thomasyates3078
    @thomasyates3078 7 років тому +220

    I like the way just before Simon says, 'I should explain, Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win." Bills come back was Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh.

    • @enigma19833
      @enigma19833 3 місяці тому +15

      This is something I noticed way back when it first aired. Bill actually had no real comeback to it, and Simon rescued him.

    • @MrPicklerwoof
      @MrPicklerwoof 3 місяці тому +7

      @@enigma19833 Yah, I think it really took Bill by surprise. He wasn't expecting it to turn into a roasting contest. To be fair, Bill has never been that kind of comedian though.

    • @StuartMiller-l1l
      @StuartMiller-l1l 20 днів тому +1

      Don't think Donny came across as a petty man, young and perhaps misled but he was able to stay and take the roastings and im sure he would have learned from the experience. If we all were the same person in our 50s as we were in our 20s then that is 30 years wasted. Life is about being yourself always but realising it is a great learning experience that is if you don't surround yourself with people who just allow you to stagnate as there are plenty who are only out for what they can get regardless if they destroy others in the process. Having awareness and a good grounding in God is what gives a person hope.

  • @Tokiofritz
    @Tokiofritz 6 років тому +233

    It's always funny when middle-class kids try to be all cockney and dangerous.

    • @pj5517
      @pj5517 2 роки тому

      @@markwoollon Beats fake accents and wannabe gangster rapper shite

  • @StarMonkies
    @StarMonkies 8 років тому +1239

    You could tell Bill got a bit flustered when Donny said he belonged on the street and was ugly. I like how Amstell didn't just leave him hanging and came back at Donny.

    • @XshurikenXboy
      @XshurikenXboy 7 років тому +642

      Probably didnt know how best to react when a guest was being straight up insulting instead of making a witty joke.

    • @echo1344
      @echo1344 7 років тому +264

      could have done with Frankie Boyle on the show. he would got him back for taking the piss out of bill.

    • @glockenrein
      @glockenrein 7 років тому +309

      I don't think he was flustered. More surprised that someone would go for straight insults and also that someone would assume he would feel insulted by this.

    • @cccraigus
      @cccraigus 7 років тому +334

      I love how though, he says 'Bill is a professional comedian, you won't win'.... when Bill's witty response was 'OoooOoo' xD

    • @echo1344
      @echo1344 7 років тому +28

      he got him back at the end of the show

  • @steve-marsh
    @steve-marsh 9 місяців тому +11

    Simon had him on toast, but Donny still made it one of the most entertaining episodes ever!

  • @matthewstephens6848
    @matthewstephens6848 8 років тому +831

    'That'll tell Thatcher.'

  • @thewhoman3182
    @thewhoman3182 4 роки тому +246

    This Donny guy is straight out of Spinal Tap.

    • @andrewharper1609
      @andrewharper1609 4 роки тому +15

      No. He's nowhere close to the same level. If Spinal Tap are the premier League he's more like the Vauxhall conference.

    • @JulianLeahy
      @JulianLeahy 4 роки тому +6

      @@andrewharper1609 woosh

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 4 роки тому +1

      @@andrewharper1609 Wrong. He's more like a cameo from another, lesser punk band.

    • @cookiemichelangelo
      @cookiemichelangelo 4 роки тому +1

      @@Hoganply was like a bad version of ozzy in "the dirt" movie

    • @bm3738
      @bm3738 2 роки тому

      I can't believe no one said he is a lookalike of rick parfitt

  • @Kenazzle
    @Kenazzle 8 років тому +906

    Simon almost seems to feel bad taking the piss out of the Hollyoaks guy since he seems like such a nice bloke.

    • @SardonicALLY
      @SardonicALLY 8 років тому +152

      The great thing about him is that he is one of the good sports that doesn't get the hump, so it's actually properly funny instead of awkwardly funny. it's always best when they are good-natured about it, because Simon would go easier on them then.

    • @JessikaBean
      @JessikaBean 8 років тому +73

      +Philip Dunne exactly! Never mind the buzzcocks is ABOUT taking the piss out of the guests. There have sadly been occasions where celebrities have been too naive to understand the concept and ended up looking like knobs.

    • @dennischu1676
      @dennischu1676 8 років тому +1

      Philip Dunne

    • @bonkersllama
      @bonkersllama 7 років тому +6

      Jagen Exactly, just like when Preston walked. Although it was how they reacted to it rather than Preston walking that was funny

    • @ciaranobrien3705
      @ciaranobrien3705 7 років тому +12

      It may be funnier, but it is also cringe worthy. And it's only funny because we are actually laughing at another human being on national television. So in a way, it's kinda sad that people manage to get themselves into the limelight and are foolish enough to behave the way Donny Tourette does. And although nobody necessarily feels guilty for laughing at an idiot like that, it's not really what the show is about. People don't watch comedy shows like Never Mind The Buzzcocks to laugh AT people, like a lot of people in society watch horrible shows such as The Jeremy Kyle Show. People watch this show to be entertained by a bunch of comedians and celebrities having a good time, like ordinary folks do too. That's why we are able to laugh WITH the bloke from Hollyoaks, because it just feels like harmless banter. Whereas Tourette is pretty much providing the comedy himself with all of those silly, wannabe rock star antics. (: x

  • @cassandraTPWK
    @cassandraTPWK 6 років тому +71

    I LOVE how quick Simon is with his comebacks. It's magnificent. Hahahahah

  • @ascendancy425
    @ascendancy425 7 років тому +2316

    I don't care what anyone says, Simon Amstell was the best thing to happen to Buzzcocks.

    • @jedwardnygma9245
      @jedwardnygma9245 7 років тому +74

      yea, I mean it was a shame Mark Lamarr had to go, but Amstell, was grate, would happily see another series if they got him back

    • @anthonyhumphries4002
      @anthonyhumphries4002 6 років тому +98

      I think amstell is brilliant but Mark lamarr was a genius with his quick combacks and in my opinion a far better host

    • @davidjames9014
      @davidjames9014 6 років тому +15

      Greatest panel show host ever

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 6 років тому +41

      Amstell was the natural follow up to Lamarr. he kept the show sharp, like a stick in the eye of the 'full of themselves'

    • @vinvincible8
      @vinvincible8 6 років тому +2

      Definitely

  • @incredibleXMan
    @incredibleXMan 4 роки тому +111

    God I miss this Buzzcocks so much. The Simon Amstell years were a comic masterpiece.

    • @BritishSoundboardPranks
      @BritishSoundboardPranks 2 роки тому +2

      Definitely - they stand the test of time too. Every couple of years I rewatch his run (S19-S22) and it never gets old. Absolute gold.

  • @krombee
    @krombee 8 років тому +495

    To be totally fair, that 'I am the walrus' line was pretty terrific

    • @lesterclaypool1
      @lesterclaypool1 7 років тому +81

      Donnie has his moments.
      Him jumping the wall in the big brother house because he was damned if he was going to play servant to the Goody family made for brilliant television.

    • @royfr8136
      @royfr8136 7 років тому +4

      Why?

  • @punkyspunkbubble
    @punkyspunkbubble 6 років тому +1385

    you can tell donny is a posh lad acting edgy

    • @Murraygtandthebroddas
      @Murraygtandthebroddas 5 років тому +57

      Confuses being a bit weird with being outrageous.

    • @nlomas
      @nlomas 5 років тому +9

      He’s from Liverpool

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum 5 років тому +54

      @@nlomas He doesn't sound like he's from Liverpool.

    • @Jaikay1
      @Jaikay1 5 років тому +64

      when he said the 'mucho mucho love-o' thing, his accent was posh af.

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum 5 років тому +25

      @@Jaikay1 Hey man, he dicks posh accents! AND the Sex Pistols!

  • @BabeRainbow59
    @BabeRainbow59 8 років тому +625

    I actually rather warmed to him. He was like a naughty little boy and he took the pisstakes with good humour. He made for one of the best Buzzcocks ever.

    • @diogeneslantern18
      @diogeneslantern18 8 років тому +45

      He is a fucking write off. It's apt that you mentioned him as a boy because he is nothing more than a delinquent poser.

    • @br00t4lbreakdownzfuk
      @br00t4lbreakdownzfuk 8 років тому +77

      come on, admit it. the helmet line was genius.

    • @JessikaBean
      @JessikaBean 8 років тому +22

      The only reason that the helmet line was genius was because of Simon's interpretation.

    • @DebbieLeighDriver
      @DebbieLeighDriver 6 років тому +24

      I agree, he took all their shit and then some. Plus made the buzzcocks even more known - great watch!

    • @thegirlinquestion
      @thegirlinquestion 5 років тому +37

      @Josh Cuthbert typical sexist wanker thinking all women are the same

  • @bradders33
    @bradders33 2 роки тому +206

    Love this episode so much. Donny is cringe AF, but at least he can take the pasting from Simon and laugh at himself. Really funny. Never tire of it.

    • @Iamloveless
      @Iamloveless Рік тому

      a moron but a good sport about it

    • @pimpmysniper
      @pimpmysniper Рік тому +5

      Yeah exactly, he brought tv gold to the show, shouldn't hate on him for that

  • @KROMAprd
    @KROMAprd 8 років тому +279

    Simon's impression of Donny oh my goodness I'm in stitches

    • @ysammo214
      @ysammo214 7 років тому +11

      CinelFilm "and now im cool"

    • @lauralishes1
      @lauralishes1 6 років тому

      CinelFilm you should get out more

    • @koll
      @koll 6 років тому +9

      Is it, did his helmet turn blue? So fucking funny.

    • @Robert___98
      @Robert___98 4 роки тому +4

      *DiD hIs hELmEt gO BLUE!*

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 3 роки тому

      "👉😎 👉"

  • @killip88
    @killip88 Рік тому +10

    'Take my life and fuck it up Anstiiiiiss'
    Has me in absolute stiches 🤣

  • @kidneystone53
    @kidneystone53 8 років тому +360

    Bring the show back, I miss it.

    • @impactglory
      @impactglory 8 років тому +22

      me too but kind of impossible when music today is absolute junk.. it would be boring and IS boring talking about modern musicians, thats one of the major reasons why the show is dead,, cause music is dead. majority of the music indusry today if they went on that show, they wouldnt have the wit to make it entertaining... all boring airheads.

    • @rayblack2004
      @rayblack2004 8 років тому +3

      Its like what John Peel said about the state of modern music - " Its gotten to the stage now where unless you are really attractive and young, no one wants anything to do with you"

    • @rayblack2004
      @rayblack2004 8 років тому +2

      Then he must have said "It has now got to the stage".

    • @hummingbird830
      @hummingbird830 7 років тому +5

      Yall are tripping, imagine a show today, it'd be brill! Get that Catfish Bottleman fucker, a few of them Trap stars and JME on, watch magic happen. Also if you think modern music is dead then yr a fool, and definitely looking in the wrong places. Regardless of that - Buzzcocks was never about getting future stars or musicians with any degree of longevity on - it scraped out the meaningless NME cool list for fucks sake.

    • @hummingbird830
      @hummingbird830 7 років тому +3

      P.sure towers of london didn't even crack the top 30 mate..

  • @MovieJunkieOfficial
    @MovieJunkieOfficial 3 роки тому +433

    I remember watching this episode way back. Most of it behind my hands. Can’t deny the bloke took all the jabs well. But god, he is the epitome of all the people I knew in college that thought themselves hilarious and original. But they were incomprehensibly oblivious to their shit craic and incapable of reading a room when they opened their mouth.

    • @clazh79
      @clazh79 3 роки тому +5

      Well said.

    • @killianwright2734
      @killianwright2734 3 роки тому +6

      yeah pal, people in their early 20 are immature. If you really think everyone else is the problem and you have it all sorted out at an early age then you just don't see yourself how others do. People can tell when your highly strung. ''Shit Craic'' people who say that are usually shit craic. But yeah Donny is a tit.

    • @gerryb154
      @gerryb154 3 роки тому +1

      I agree with all of that but I found the host to be almost as embarrassing, and you can see Bill Baily squirm a bit when he says Bill is a professional comedian - you will never win. Bit cringe.

    • @dannycheesums
      @dannycheesums 3 роки тому +3

      The epitome of noughties indie here-today-gone-tomorrow wanker

    • @diegosimon4213
      @diegosimon4213 3 роки тому +7

      He didn't so much take tha jabs well as be totally ignorant to the fact they were taking the piss out of him

  • @Ravenclaw86
    @Ravenclaw86 7 років тому +151

    puts sunglasses on*
    "that'll show Thatcher! " 😂

  • @cantbanme8971
    @cantbanme8971 3 роки тому +179

    Watching this back Donnie actually takes it all pretty well 😂

    • @rexxyboo6789
      @rexxyboo6789 2 роки тому +7

      I was thinking that. I mean at least he didn’t pull a Preston 😂

    • @chloefitzpatrick6894
      @chloefitzpatrick6894 Рік тому +10

      Exactly, Donny could have a laugh at himself and had a laugh with Simon and bill. Preston just made things worse for himself trying to act all smooth and like he was too cool to be made fun of. He was acting all touchy and thin skinned even before the personal family jokes, he asked for it.

    • @spenser9908
      @spenser9908 Рік тому +5

      @@chloefitzpatrick6894 I dunno, the Preston thing was different because the jokes were made about his ex-wife, and not about him.

  • @sp33kz
    @sp33kz 8 років тому +231

    Shit... I bet he walks on the grass, when there's a sign SAYING NOT TO

    • @Ash_Hudson
      @Ash_Hudson 7 років тому +9

      Mad lad.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 7 років тому +11

      "Please wash my hands before entering the ward? WELL I'LL SEE ABOUT THAT"

    • @SandersonReed
      @SandersonReed 6 років тому +6

      I've seen him touching wet paint

    • @BigDogsDangler
      @BigDogsDangler 3 роки тому +4

      I've seen kick a football in a field with a 'No Ball Games' sign.

  • @criticalbill2090
    @criticalbill2090 6 років тому +76

    You can see Donny gradually falling in love with Simon Amstell throughout the show

  • @TC1599Fifa
    @TC1599Fifa 8 років тому +989

    A cigarette? That you can legally buy in shops?

    • @JessikaBean
      @JessikaBean 8 років тому +125

      Well, I'll try to carry on, but I'm shocked and appalled!

    • @jambothebairn
      @jambothebairn 7 років тому +10

      Chilli chowder

    • @JessikaBean
      @JessikaBean 7 років тому +16

      Crouton, Crouton, crunchy friends in a liquid broth!

    • @chrisneto
      @chrisneto 7 років тому +10

      I am Gazpacho oh! I am a summer soup oh!

    • @RaunienTheFirst
      @RaunienTheFirst 7 років тому +13

      Miso miso, fighting in the dojo

  • @thatfatguy2061
    @thatfatguy2061 6 років тому +124

    Simon amstell is one of the greatest presenters of all time

  • @Mathew1905
    @Mathew1905 7 років тому +266

    From Wikipedia
    'On 7 February 2007, Tourette appeared as a contestant on pop quiz game show, Never Mind the Buzzcocks (Series 20, Episode 2), on which he faced a severe amount of ridicule due to his poor attitude early on in the show. This led to him leaving the panel mid show, only to return soon after. *His appearances since have been limited, due to his commitments as a full time, self employed manufacturer of plastic fruit.*'
    Nothing says punk like selling plastic fruit, and later doing a self-assessment with the HMRC.

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum 5 років тому +12

      Who buys plastic fruit? Like, I'm imagining high-quality, individual pieces that sell for a lot of money each.
      It doesn't just mean the stuff you see in bad greengrocers' does it? Meant to decorate the place and give an impression of freshness? Cos I thought that was all made a million bananas at a time in a big plastic factory, not the sort of thing you could manufacture self-employed. Unless he owns a plastic fruit factory and has hundreds of plastic fruit-making operatives working for him, but that's not really "self-employed".
      I really don't get it. Partly I want to know cos I wouldn't mind doing that myself, moulding a few fruits.
      Self-assessment with HMRC can't be avoided, they'll put you in jail and take all your stuff if you can't pay your taxes. Every wise man knows to pay his taxes. Evem Sid Vicious rings his accountant up every tax season in Hell. Which is EVERY season, btw.

    • @mrsd8401
      @mrsd8401 5 років тому +17

      Plastic fruit for a plastic punk...

    • @jakubyakub
      @jakubyakub 5 років тому +2

      greenaum wow the boring oracle has spoken 😴 paragraphs on a comment about plastic fruit 😂

    • @graemewillis1413
      @graemewillis1413 5 років тому +9

      @@jakubyakub you dissing plastic fruit bro?

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 Рік тому +1

      Name one punk artist that retained their punk attitude and lifestyle their entire life?

  • @nickegan3988
    @nickegan3988 5 років тому +29

    This episode remains the best 30 minutes of television I have ever watched. Amstell was on crushing form

  • @krashd
    @krashd 8 років тому +480

    Folks hated Amstell because he was not Lamarr, but if I'm honest he was the only natural choice to succeed Mark Lamarr, he was acidic, abrupt, rude as fuck, he was the only person that could have continued the show. It annoys me that people don't see that it was him or noone, when he left and NMTB started with the guest hosts we lost the vitriolic evil in hosting that the show became famous for for 15 years. The show went soft.

    • @Braddicusfinch
      @Braddicusfinch 8 років тому +18

      Clearly you didn't see the episode that Frankie Boyle hosted ;)

    • @lb7164
      @lb7164 8 років тому +2

      Rob Fraser Fielding says that guests were too scared to go on when Amstell was hosting and that he ruined the whole thing

    • @smithsoniansamurai7043
      @smithsoniansamurai7043 7 років тому +18

      Frankie Boyle was great in it. He could have continued as regular host and been as great as Lamarr and Amstell IMO. But I'm guessing he didn't want to.

    • @joewhite22
      @joewhite22 7 років тому

      I never really got into Amstell as the host. Funny here and there but something about his personality and his style of humour is not to my liking. I also didn't feel like he had a great rapport with the 2 team captains the way Lamarr did. I always suspected that that was why Bailey left not too long after as he was often left ignored by Amstell in favour of the two guests sitting either side of him.

    • @rickipaddon6962
      @rickipaddon6962 7 років тому +5

      Rob Fraser Definitely! Only the Lamar & Amstell episodes are worth watching..

  • @camerono.3183
    @camerono.3183 4 роки тому +86

    I'm convinced Donny is just one of Noel's school mates from Hackney that he invited onto the show as a meme.

    • @alyssa-hk2pg
      @alyssa-hk2pg 4 роки тому +10

      that would be fucking hilarious if it turned out to be true

    • @misakiyoshida
      @misakiyoshida 3 роки тому +15

      CRUNCHY FRIENDS IN A LIQUID BROTH

    • @RogerPowell8
      @RogerPowell8 3 роки тому +1

      Donny is from Buckinghamshire. That's explains a lot.

    • @zoekm
      @zoekm 7 місяців тому

      We didn't have memes yet, then.

  • @Hello_there856
    @Hello_there856 Рік тому +10

    "Come on Phil, the brain is also a muscle!" 😂. Love Simon Amstell

  • @misakiyoshida
    @misakiyoshida 4 роки тому +374

    This guy is genuinely funny. Took all the pisstakes like a champ, he's harmless

    • @jonajon91
      @jonajon91 2 роки тому +56

      Everyone laughing at him, but the I am the walrus line was killer.

    • @AndyPVale
      @AndyPVale 2 роки тому +8

      @@jonajon91 Yep, I'll definitely give him that one. I chuckled.

    • @daidavies90
      @daidavies90 2 роки тому

      More like a chump! Am I right?

    • @DM-kv9kj
      @DM-kv9kj 2 роки тому

      And, lest we forget, he can of course f***in' d**k on the f***in' Sex Pistols.

    • @daidavies90
      @daidavies90 2 роки тому

      @@DM-kv9kj yeah sooo!! YEEEEAH SOOOOOOO!!!

  • @dave13dc
    @dave13dc 7 років тому +129

    After this car crash appearance Towers of London literally vanished without trace. It was as if they'd never existed.
    I imagine a record company exec watching the broadcast then ringing the A&R dept:
    "Are Towers of London on our roster?"
    "Yes sir."
    "Drop them. Immediately."
    "Yes sir."

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 6 років тому +28

      "Also, find out who's responsible for signing them and fire that person."
      "Right away sir.

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 3 роки тому +4

      The towers of London were famous for about 15 minutes people realized from the start every thing about them was phoney and contrived: their accents their music and their attitude bunch of posh boys looking to make a quick few quid. I expect their mummies and daddies helped finance them

    • @storageheater
      @storageheater 2 роки тому +2

      I was really curious about what he'd done since then. Apparently someone is still updating his wikipedia - also, he still bleaches his hair.
      "In 2019 a documentary film titled "Towers of London The Movie" was announced. It has since been renamed "F**K IT UP!" It is set for its world premiere in April 2022." That's right now!!
      for a punk band with such little reach, they sure love the idea of having documentaries made of themselves

    • @mrtoad1408
      @mrtoad1408 Рік тому

      Record execs would love this as it would gain traction for the band. Whatever you think of donny on this show he was good value.

    • @ReeseChown
      @ReeseChown Рік тому

      They also got their asses kicked at a nightclub in London the same year. Band member "Dirk" had a bottle smashed over his head

  • @Figureight
    @Figureight 5 років тому +302

    Still reference "Did his helmet go blue?" every time the colour blue is mentioned.

    • @Turt777
      @Turt777 4 роки тому +12

      Still do the moocho moocho lavo

    • @Robert___98
      @Robert___98 4 роки тому +10

      @@Turt777 And _now_ I'm _cool..._

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 3 роки тому +1

      @@Turt777 ah, it's sort of like begging?

    • @brianm2881
      @brianm2881 3 роки тому +3

      Do you do it in Amstell's mocking impression voice?

    • @mrugod
      @mrugod 3 роки тому +1

      @@brianm2881 Yes yes yessss

  • @TW-ze1tj
    @TW-ze1tj 5 років тому +67

    I really miss Simon amstell. Me and my mates spent years trying to be this savage to each other but we never touched the sides. The most unladdy lad ever!

  • @nezbit8989
    @nezbit8989 3 роки тому +33

    He’s definitely the sort of person you want on show’s like this, it’s a banquet of entertainment 👌😄

  • @joshgeorge9082
    @joshgeorge9082 7 років тому +186

    You can see Bill Bailey gradually getting more and more annoyed by this hack...

  • @DanHarrisonKing
    @DanHarrisonKing 4 роки тому +132

    Even though he is a cringey knob, he's still 100x more bearable than most modern day influencers and 'celebrities'

    • @Davy28842
      @Davy28842 Рік тому

      I totally agree, can't stand the guy but much better than the crap these days repeatedly

  • @bluntedcorleone3628
    @bluntedcorleone3628 8 років тому +740

    Literally everyone on the panel embodies punk more than Donny. His desperate attempts to look 'cool' were so cringeworthy. He reminded me of some of the kids I went to school with, so anxious to give everyone the impression that they don't give a fuck that they actually accomplish the opposite.

    • @SardonischerDean
      @SardonischerDean 8 років тому +4

      He kind of has accomplished the opposite, he's almost a psychologist, lol.

    • @MONEYFREEDOM3030
      @MONEYFREEDOM3030 8 років тому +5

      Donny is big loser. punk apparently yet he worked on building sites to survive ! offending everyone in the studio is appalling and bad behaviour. I wonder what`s he doing these days ?

    • @SardonischerDean
      @SardonischerDean 8 років тому +2

      studying in the USA

    • @stevenwalsh3052
      @stevenwalsh3052 6 років тому +3

      Thomas Carter still apart of towers of London there last song done that was recorded and announced to be on the album is called shake it prior to the recording of the album and the passing of the rev he worked in a cafe to fund the band off his own back as far as I'm aware they also had to bring in a new drummer as the original joined ax7 I believe but apart from there mature behaviour they are one of the tightest punk groups to see live and Donny is actually a really nice guy but I get were people are coming from upon first appearance

    • @stevenwalsh3052
      @stevenwalsh3052 6 років тому +2

      Immature sorry auto correct

  • @peterjenkins6306
    @peterjenkins6306 Рік тому +35

    Remember watching this episode at the time. This guy was great! Able to take a ribbing, have a laugh and make it a great episode!
    “Well, we’ve all had a lovely time” 🤣

  • @matthewstephens6848
    @matthewstephens6848 8 років тому +440

    Fair play to him having a laugh with em though.

    • @mdm3boi
      @mdm3boi 7 років тому +32

      Matthew Stephens i thought he was a great sport even when they were ripping him

    • @revivedfears
      @revivedfears 6 років тому +7

      That fat fuck out of fun lovin criminals was a bellend too

    • @IAmTheBestMang
      @IAmTheBestMang 6 років тому +5

      revivedfears It's funny, any time Huey Morgan appeared on the show, he was great, except for the one time with Rizzle Kicks.

    • @garyconyers
      @garyconyers 6 років тому +18

      Agreed. His reaction to "you think me a small penis. Well I never" was sound. He laughed, knowing he'd been out-gunned in wit. Took it well.

    • @BIGNOIDS
      @BIGNOIDS 6 років тому +5

      At least he didn't storm off like that bellend Preston.

  • @littlewing90
    @littlewing90 6 років тому +75

    Simon Amstell has got to he one of the sharpest and wittiest comdians out there. Hes just always got a better line!

  • @LeeJ2512
    @LeeJ2512 6 років тому +31

    I just love how polite Simon was, like he was treating him like a trouble child.

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult Рік тому +110

    The way Donny admonishes the audience for not liking his Prince joke is evidence that he does, in fact, have a solid sense of humour. The more I rewatch this the more I like him to be honest

    • @attackpatterndelta8949
      @attackpatterndelta8949 Рік тому +11

      In fairness, its a solid joke.

    • @kiunthmo
      @kiunthmo Рік тому +13

      yeah. it's really that they dont like his attitude. the hollyoaks guy on paper is much more dorky, but he's much more likeable so gets all the love

    • @kappa2275
      @kappa2275 Рік тому +10

      For what it's worth he seems to be a much more subdued and chill guy now. Certainly more likeable than Preston throwing a hissy fit and storming off

    • @susi-emily
      @susi-emily Рік тому

      @@kiunthmo Is that what he did after Brookside? I only remember him as Tinhead.

    • @msjklay2334
      @msjklay2334 Рік тому +1

      Same actually I liked watching him.

  • @luciasofia8890
    @luciasofia8890 7 років тому +19

    I don't know how many times I've watched all Simon's episodes, especially this one, but I've only just noticed... did Donny make his own Nevermind The Buzzcocks tshirt?
    That's quite sweet! Bless his... however many brain cells are still functioning.

  • @directtalk1
    @directtalk1 5 років тому +61

    Donny, unwittingly, makes literally everyone around him look great

  • @eyedeasneverdie3348
    @eyedeasneverdie3348 7 років тому +135

    Bill is normally the nice one who keeps things calm, but you can tell he has no respect for Tourette so doesnt hold back.

  • @michaellejeune7715
    @michaellejeune7715 7 років тому +39

    Gotta say, I watched some of this in other compilations, but after watching more of his appearance here, he's taking the flak quite well and is occasionally genuinely funny.

  • @sa-x19
    @sa-x19 8 років тому +366

    Donny Tourette is literally the least cool person I can think of atm.

    • @harryfleming6575
      @harryfleming6575 4 роки тому +1

      @@chasethemace lol, found the fan of this dumbass

    • @andrewharper1609
      @andrewharper1609 4 роки тому +1

      Virtually any politician would qualify.

    • @1yearago491
      @1yearago491 4 роки тому +2

      Nah, Preston was way less cool

    • @PBL187
      @PBL187 3 роки тому

      He was cool enough to laugh about being made a fool out of on this episode of NMTB, I’ll give him that, but you’re right, he was the opposite of cool, and completely talentless (The Rev was the only one in that band with any talent at all, he was an ok guitar player, but still an uncool a hole and nothing special at all lol)

    • @100BD
      @100BD 3 роки тому +1

      just to let you know, your comment featured in one of those ‘insert great british travesty’ goes horribly wrong shows, and is the reason i came and found this video

  • @AC-ti7pu
    @AC-ti7pu Рік тому +2

    Possibly the best 13 minutes 46 seconds on UA-cam, funny every time I watch it

  • @Joe898100
    @Joe898100 7 років тому +65

    SOUP SOUP! A TASTY SOUP....... Crunchy friends in a liquid Broth.

  • @casablancasj2570
    @casablancasj2570 5 років тому +151

    His £19.99 joke was actually funny to be fair

    • @kanifuker721
      @kanifuker721 3 роки тому +13

      It was brilliant unlike most who didn't get it straight away.

    • @breeze_japanese
      @breeze_japanese 8 місяців тому +4

      @@kanifuker721 Yeah, it's definitely on us.

    • @thesleekgreek
      @thesleekgreek 4 місяці тому

      Lmfao that’s how you can tell he’s funny

    • @gc789
      @gc789 3 місяці тому

      I am the walrus was quite good too

  • @ChloeDust
    @ChloeDust 7 років тому +42

    Lmao I love this clip, Simon is so sharp in his comebacks, and Bills a ledge.

  • @cman9219
    @cman9219 3 роки тому +14

    He took it like a champ they had good fun , this is the best episode 😂

  • @GK1976A
    @GK1976A 4 роки тому +7

    This is easily the best episode of NMTB.

  • @dkcy5748
    @dkcy5748 6 років тому +8

    Donny's smoking now?!! Crying laughing. Bring back NMTB with Simon. He's a legend

  • @chazhinkley6602
    @chazhinkley6602 8 років тому +147

    I love Donny's desperate attempts at being funny.

    • @ceceanne4388
      @ceceanne4388 5 років тому +7

      He’s so crap at being funny

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому

      @@ceceanne4388 desperate attempts.

  • @recoverysam
    @recoverysam Рік тому +60

    The more I watch this the more I actually like Donny, he takes every joke well and he can laugh at himself too, he had Bill on the ropes!! And the 19.99 joke was actually pretty good... Donny you're a good man👍

    • @revivedfears
      @revivedfears Рік тому +5

      He didn't have Bill "on the ropes" mate. He called him an ugly tramp because he couldn't hack jokes. He handled himself for the most part pretty well though.

    • @j.c7719
      @j.c7719 Рік тому +7

      @@revivedfearsYeah but Bill got offended by it, if you’re a comedian you should be able to get as good as you give. The pain in Bill’s eyes was palpable

    • @revivedfears
      @revivedfears Рік тому +4

      @@j.c7719 I reckon it was more a look of "did you really just go there on national TV". In th sense of throwing petty insults instead actual witty jokes.

  • @20centuryfox100
    @20centuryfox100 8 років тому +20

    Oh my darling...Simon is about as punk as a dishtowel. I love it!

  • @burgersbeansandchips
    @burgersbeansandchips 7 років тому +57

    Poor sod is never going to live this down. I thoroughly enjoyed taking the piss out of this as he most definitely deserved it at the time. Now he's clean living, off the coke and booze and far more humble than he ever was. We've all made mistakes, luckily we weren't on a game show making some of our worst.

    • @rainblaze.
      @rainblaze. 6 років тому +1

      Frank Bandana
      yeah back to stage school for him i warrant. Pity lilly allen "made it" first time round .... though to be fair she had family in high places

    • @irishnessie
      @irishnessie 6 років тому +9

      He was young and stupid. He's in his 30s now and travels the world, I believe. He's into healthy living now, doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. Also was a yoga instructor for a while. He's nothing like this anymore. We were all idiots at 19 lol

  • @mogg34y
    @mogg34y 8 років тому +126

    he is about as punk as enya lol

  • @seansweeney2875
    @seansweeney2875 3 місяці тому +1

    Great show. Especially with Simon and mark...great day's the best of buzz.👍🤣

  • @alessaathanasiou8651
    @alessaathanasiou8651 8 років тому +74

    Down with Thatcher

  • @benjaminsmythe8967
    @benjaminsmythe8967 5 років тому +18

    Phil did a great job in semi-defending Donny for the sake of comedy - made this show arguably the best in the post-Lamarr era.

    • @peterdefrankrijker
      @peterdefrankrijker Рік тому

      Amstell was a breath of fresh air after Lamarr got so tangibly fed up with the show (I remember once he signed off as The Hunchback Of The Notre Dame and it was… not great).

  • @MrHEC381991
    @MrHEC381991 7 років тому +64

    this is the kind of person Paul Kaye would satirize

    • @jamessherriff8896
      @jamessherriff8896 5 років тому +6

      Good comment, he does look a lot like P.K. however.

  • @MultiWalrus1
    @MultiWalrus1 5 років тому +73

    This has aged remarkably well.

    • @aaronlee9362
      @aaronlee9362 2 роки тому +6

      Exactly, donny is an absolute tool but he’s strangely Likable in my opinion. Nothing he says is offensive or too out there. He’s harmless and it’s forever brilliant

  • @ivideo3651
    @ivideo3651 5 років тому +5

    "This is what i think of you"... "you think me a small penis?" Best comeback ever

  • @MrBoBoTom
    @MrBoBoTom 6 років тому +136

    As soon as Amstell left, and guests starting hosting, it sucked.

  • @wessexwarlord
    @wessexwarlord Рік тому +15

    I remember the Towers of London. They always seemed to me, and even more so after seeing Donny on this, that they were a band manufactured by a bunch of suits who were trying to kick off a “punk” explosion like the 76/77 one then found a bunch of normie kids who’s only knowledge of punk rock was the Sex Pistols and thought that the Pistols were the only punk band to have ever existed.

    • @ReeseChown
      @ReeseChown Рік тому

      It was definitely an industry effort that backfired. These nameless guys with no background came out of nowhere to play Reading/Leeds and Download Festival? Bullocks

  • @DarcOfTheShadows
    @DarcOfTheShadows 6 років тому +30

    I kind of have to love Donny here, he's clearly having a ton of fun.

  • @Bruce1983
    @Bruce1983 8 років тому +77

    people complaining about Donny i think he took it all in good humour

  • @platopuss2558
    @platopuss2558 5 років тому +6

    i've always wanted to have a go at that "mucho - mucho - love - o" but some how my better judgement always kicks in.

  • @jim191185
    @jim191185 8 років тому +34

    lol Amstell. What a legend.

  • @dennmcambley3813
    @dennmcambley3813 3 роки тому +2

    donny tourette is a lovely, warm and gentle fellow away from the cameras. I once had a splendid brunch with him and his husband from Pakistan. Lovely chaps, very giving, all the best.

  • @possession2
    @possession2 5 років тому +3

    These few episodes of Buzzcocks might have been the best TV ever

  • @lavenderandred_
    @lavenderandred_ 4 роки тому +54

    As much as Donny's persona is obviously manufactured and not punk in any meaningful sense of the word, he's at least self-aware enough to stay on, take the grilling and just have a laugh. That being said, Bill is way more punk than Donny ever has been.

  • @audreyh6628
    @audreyh6628 7 років тому +6

    I've watched this edit SO many times over the years (on diff, UA-cam channels) and it still makes me die laughing

    • @shannonx7759
      @shannonx7759 Рік тому +1

      Watch the gerry baboona one 😂

  • @mrsinghsstereos6662
    @mrsinghsstereos6662 3 роки тому +13

    Bill had no comeback when donny called him ugly . Simon bailed Bill out .

  • @Zoroaster1996
    @Zoroaster1996 7 років тому +5

    I remember when this show started in the mid-nineties. It seemed so appropriate to have a show like this to arrive during the vibrant guitar music from that era.

  • @cardigan3000
    @cardigan3000 5 років тому +27

    bcause his helmet turned blue - is legit the best line on the show.

  • @stahliboi6249
    @stahliboi6249 7 років тому +83

    this guy is literally jay from the inbetweeners.... if they made a uni series :D

  • @Spaxcore
    @Spaxcore 5 років тому +14

    Never heard of this guy so looked him up on Wikipedia, looks like the thing he's most famous for is being on Buzzcocks

  • @matthewstephens6848
    @matthewstephens6848 4 роки тому +11

    That, 'Are you annoyed the the calendar only features pictures of you and none of your teachings?' line was fucking killer. :)

  • @naughtz85
    @naughtz85 3 роки тому +2

    Watch this every few years, still makes me cry laughing

  • @DanHarrisonKing
    @DanHarrisonKing 8 років тому +129

    Donny is smOKING NOW?!

    • @ceceanne4388
      @ceceanne4388 5 років тому +1

      Simons reaction was epic

    • @JoeBleasdaleReal
      @JoeBleasdaleReal 5 років тому +7

      A cigarette that you can LEGALLY buy in SHOPS?!

    • @Robert___98
      @Robert___98 4 роки тому +1

      I'll try to carry on but I am sHOCKED and APPAAALLED!

  • @MeMyselfandBri
    @MeMyselfandBri Рік тому +3

    "You're about as punk as Enya." Billy Bailey take a bow 😂

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 6 років тому +6

    "what's he doing?" "he's having a sit down" 🎶I AM AN ANTICHRIST!🎶 even out of context that set of sentences go so well together

  • @Gibson1976uk
    @Gibson1976uk 6 років тому +6

    Noel is just loving it! He’s busy just having a laugh most of the time :) he knows the Tiwers of London are a complete joke

  • @StephyM.C.
    @StephyM.C. 4 роки тому +6

    Bailey's face when Simon was getting felt up is ssooo on point!

  • @Graeme726
    @Graeme726 8 років тому +28

    Simon Amstell on top form brilliant

  • @Splotched
    @Splotched 3 роки тому +4

    TV gold. BBC hasn't aired anything this good for years.

  • @libbthills2783
    @libbthills2783 7 років тому +93

    I like how noel just didnt bother because he was like you have no idea kid stfu

    • @brainimp
      @brainimp 6 років тому +3

      Well Noel is Just a Donny that was raised by hippies, Both lack any talent

    • @girlboss9219
      @girlboss9219 4 роки тому +3

      Craig Brainimpact how very dare you

  • @akamiguelsanchez9985
    @akamiguelsanchez9985 4 роки тому +4

    Whatever tiny career towers of London had went up in flames. Amstel really doing gods work

  • @trickykid73
    @trickykid73 8 років тому +20

    ' Down with Thatcher ' lol