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I'm convinced Bill Burr is bored out of his mind in most bland interviews and makes jokes just because it entertains himself. We're all just spectators.
I'm convinced he's bored to death just existing in this era lol The look on his face is frozen permanently in an "I can't believe I'm the smartest guy in the room" look lol
The look on his face said "I'm going to have shows in this town in the future that I want to sell, so I'll play along, but you have no idea how thin the dam is that's holding back my twenty trillion gallons of 'this is stupid as fuck'"
Cupavi Kurcic These are not the droids you're looking for mate. He's trying to be serious and professional on a morning show in a country full of christian idiots. Sense of humor? no. Stick up his ass? yes. I hate religion as much as the last guy, but it's easily explainable. $$$. The tv show is there to sell commercials to the aforementioned christian idiots, so someone has to seem to stand for traditional christian family values( I couldn't write that without grinning like an idiot)
The black guy gay guy joke was well done. Good timing. They thought they were past the trouble part after the first black guy. He walked them right into it.
@A Glass of Orange Juice actually, it does matter. *Intentions matter.* Trolling them and acting obsessed with her ankles, when it's just a freaking ankle, does not mean he wants to go balls deep in her. People in other cultures greet each other with kisses on the cheek. That doesn't make it sexual. Keep your dick-brain in check, dude.
Jed Miller You are such a clown😂 Nobody cares if it’s a bit, it’s just weird, and sends a bad message. Also people in other countries don’t act like that lmao
@@faflamingo2193 almost every nation held slaves at one time or another the word slave refers to the slovaks for instance but the us held slaves longer into what we would call more civilized or modern times and nothing says progress like abusing raping and murdering an entire race that is simply different than your own. bill burr is amazing, not always right but pretty close and he speaks the truth to best he knows
d davis oh so it’s about the period that you keep owning the slaves not the slavery as a whole!! Love how your logic gets so contorted just to blame the US and defend others who done the same shit.
DoubleFailMech I mean you’re wrong. It obviously beneficial to both parties. But the reason the stand ups go on is to promote their shows. But only like mid tier comics do it because they can get theatres but aren’t always selling them out. Like you never see Kevin Hart on morning television because he sells out arenas.
Eh, if you can't laugh at yourself you're taking yourself too seriously. Being the butt of a joke is hilarious, especially when the joke teller has a contagious laugh like Bill's 😂
Who knew bobby Lee was such a groper? Bill burr perfectly demonstrates how he is one of the greats! “That’s one of the founding fathers, who said all men are equal, as long as their white” lol
I think if you are able to use three internet buzzwords in a single sentence not ironically you might need to back away from the keyboard and go outside for at least a minute
TylerSavBot bro he doesn't do it sexually he's just fucking around, he's on live tv and has a girlfriend . He gets physical with every no matter the gender. And he doesn't do it anymore because of losers like you
I work in morning tv news. We always know that comedians are going to be interesting because it is friggin early in the morning and they are usually not happy to be up that early so they are especially uncensored and pissed off. Have to really be on your toes.
I'm pretty sure it's just early as hell and he's still getting the sleep out of his eyes; hence the cup of coffee. Probably hung over if you ask me lol.
@@bryangarcia4153 you made a good point about Jonathan making a good point about natheism making a good point...don't you think the Catholic church went too far?
That Bill Burr moment at the beginning! 🤣 I can already imagine all the faces behind the camera like "Nooooo! You can't say that! Aw man, we're so fucked. Stop!" waving their hands and shaking their heads. 😂
3:16 The male host pretending he doesn't know what Bill is talking about is made even funnier by the female host trying her best to hold back laughter as she CLEARLY knows exactly what Burr meant.
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I'm convinced Bill Burr is bored out of his mind in most bland interviews and makes jokes just because it entertains himself. We're all just spectators.
I'm convinced he's bored to death just existing in this era lol
The look on his face is frozen permanently in an "I can't believe I'm the smartest guy in the room" look lol
LOL that's the shit that i do, but i get asked to leave the bars, the parties and 3 states.
poppaluv damn wish I was as rad as you pal
@@nathanaelbredberg2594 It takes time and intense training, along with discipline. do you have discipline or do you rack disiprin?
@@poppaluv I'm not sure if you're trying entertain yourself or entertain me because you're sure as hell giving me a good laugh!
“The black guy is cheating”
“You can’t call him the black guy. His name is Wendell”
“Hey Wendell, the gay guy says I can’t call you the black guy”
The machine is the best...
Time stamp?
0:00
@@ishmadjasiir5498 1:50
That was brilliant.
"Don't you think the Catholic church went too far?"
BEST LINE EVER
More so than my cartoon.. hahaha
it's a cult
R47 _ when he talked about the killer whales lmaoo I died
IcebergKold lol and the host was like, “I’m not sure I follow” ...uh yeah ya do Brad...
Zach Thompson lmaooooo
“There’s a real stream of consciousness going on here”
“Yeah it’s called conversation” 😂😂😂
Check it out is spelled cehck it out.
@@jermainemapp438 you're right. I went cehck
norm MacDonald is the most underrated comic ever
@@abinthomas6390 the greatest comic ever
"The gay guy says I can't call you the black guy but...you're not doing all your burpees." LOL
*boom roasted*
“I’m sure we can’t say that”
1:15 "When keepin' it real goes wrong: the white woman struggle
Hilarious
I love Burt’s “over it” face when he makes that joke
Bobby lee looks like he just escaped a north korean gulag
Bahahaha fuckin a 😂
Except two problems.. he's fat and has a sense of humor
He's way too fat
Old Fart ---> Old Boy
YEAH, as if North Koreans are fat and plump like him.
"just remember we're G rated"
Bill Burr *chuckles
Shamic Entertainment and they have Bill Burr as a guest
Actually one of the few times I’ve seen Bert being genuinely funny
Same!!!!
First time he made me laugh, I was really surprised to see him on here.
You woke up Bill Burr to quiz him on cereal characters? You're getting slammed
Stumbled upon your comment as the clip came on, why would you have Bill do this lol
@@WhispersOfaSilhouette hes got money. you can get in trouble. i hope not though
The look on his face said "I'm going to have shows in this town in the future that I want to sell, so I'll play along, but you have no idea how thin the dam is that's holding back my twenty trillion gallons of 'this is stupid as fuck'"
And he still managed to make it funny haha
Yeah, that guy is a genius in come backs and throw off's. The whole part with the killer whales analogy, i loved that bit. @ 02:50
“Don’t you think the Catholic Church went a little too far?” Terribly spot on, Bill Burr.
you can hear the laughter in the background lmao
Bill is a legend
Cupavi Kurcic These are not the droids you're looking for mate.
He's trying to be serious and professional on a morning show in a country full of christian idiots. Sense of humor? no. Stick up his ass? yes.
I hate religion as much as the last guy, but it's easily explainable. $$$. The tv show is there to sell commercials to the aforementioned christian idiots, so someone has to seem to stand for traditional christian family values( I couldn't write that without grinning like an idiot)
You know interviewers always sweat when he walks in the room
The only person that can handle and keep up with bill in talk shows is Conan
JDM A'F you dont have to believe but you have to respect it
I was the 666th like on this comment 👹👹👹
"and she's way better than you" 😂😂😂
Even funnier is how hard he laughed 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She was so mad lmao
@Greg A wamen cant take jokes. They laugh and smile but you never know what they're thinkin
i cant tel if the laugh was an act or not. just like when he says "yeyeye" really fast lol
This did not age well lol
“It’s a real stream of consciousness going on here Norm.”
“Yeah it’s called conversation”
😐🤣😂🤣
Norm 😂
The black guy gay guy joke was well done. Good timing. They thought they were past the trouble part after the first black guy. He walked them right into it.
Agree, on point
Not too crazy about Bert's standup, but the dude's hilarious situationally.
69th like. Day is made.
What was the tabo part ? Saying "black guy?"
@@Dunning.Kruger Yeah probably
lmaooo bill burr's randomly bringing up prostitutes, im dying
His laugh makes it better. Ha ha ha ha
At first I thought he said whores them I thought no it must’ve been horrors. Nope he said whores 😂😂
@@shavonegranville7961 lmao
" the gay guy says I can't call you the black guy" 😂
B Dre amazing
bobby lee scored some serious points with his girlfriend with that 2nd clip of him. "she's way better than you"
He's a gross perv. Uncomfortable watching that
Bill and Bert ❤
@@sandiegene your the one who thinks its actually sexual and not a gag.
@A Glass of Orange Juice actually, it does matter.
*Intentions matter.* Trolling them and acting obsessed with her ankles, when it's just a freaking ankle, does not mean he wants to go balls deep in her.
People in other cultures greet each other with kisses on the cheek. That doesn't make it sexual.
Keep your dick-brain in check, dude.
Jed Miller You are such a clown😂 Nobody cares if it’s a bit, it’s just weird, and sends a bad message. Also people in other countries don’t act like that lmao
@A Glass of Orange Juice ok so actors that shoot people in movies should go to prison?
Bobby Lee's #Metoo dodging skills are master Jedi level
#belowtheknee
Andy Dick was his teacher.
it's because no one remembers his name
He's very non threatening his stereotypes work in his advantage
@@Amangiechsin Damn, that's true.
“All men are created equal... as long as they’re white” 😂 Bill Burr should be a history teacher
Why?
So he can teach people that native Americans also own slaves
@@faflamingo2193 almost every nation held slaves at one time or another the word slave refers to the slovaks for instance but the us held slaves longer into what we would call more civilized or modern times and nothing says progress like abusing raping and murdering an entire race that is simply different than your own. bill burr is amazing, not always right but pretty close and he speaks the truth to best he knows
d davis oh so it’s about the period that you keep owning the slaves not the slavery as a whole!! Love how your logic gets so contorted just to blame the US and defend others who done the same shit.
@@monteraid This country was shaped by slavery and our country isn't even that old so yes.
Bert was KILLING THEM! Genuine Laughter from both the hosts 😂🤣‼️
How Bobby lee doesn’t have me too charges is crazy hahaha
“hmmm who should we have on our G-rated show? How about Bill Burr?”
"You need to Google?" Professional journalism right there. She has got all the facts to back up her question.
Well, yeah, Google would tell him immediately what was up.
fuck you want me to use? Bing??
YOU NEED TO GOOGLE 😱😱😱😱😱
She just sounded dum as fuck the way she said she sounded like she was 85
It seemed like she was mad at him for the jokes too lol. Why would someone go and google why someone is hating on them? I wouldn't, fuck that
THE DUDE THAT WAS DYING LAUGHING AT BERT YOOO
"All men are created equal, as long as they're white".
That was a killer line
Lol
The killer whale metaphor finished me xD
You kno what else finished me😏
holy fucking shit what a legend of a man bill burr is. he can covert any assholes awkwardness into hilarity.
@@jesserodriguez7526 the vibrator in your bedside draw?
I didn't understand the metaphor. Could you explain it, please. Thanks.
@@vinitmore7418 The catholic church moved priests who raped children to other places instead of turning them over to the police or something like that
“She’s a shaft grasper”😂🤣
Hahaha 😂😂😂
She was petrified
You can see the tick of pure unbridled rage near the end.
That whole interview is the bomb. As soon as he senses an attack he flattens all 3 people at that table. And while everybody was smiling too.
You can tell when he said that she got extremely uncomfortable
The way burr looks across the room past the hosts when he says, “I know this a morning show you can’t bring up all those crimes” 💀💀
"Don't you think the Catholic Church went too far?" Lol!
"After it kills a trainer then they'll move it up to seattle" I died.
Whats that reference to?
@@nabeelimtiyaz6822 Catholic priests accused of pedophilia being relocated to a new parish following an "incident"
Bobby Lee looks like Oldboy if he was hiding in a dryer for 15 years
Holy shit lol
BRO LEGIT THOUGHT THE SAMENTHING
This is the best fucking comment
Lao Tzu
I'm dyin 😂
You have to give credit to Bert for actually getting the host to laugh with him.
what he said was actually funny, Burnt must've had a funny period when I didn't know about him
7:48 he’s murdering the dude lol he’s genuinely cracking up
Never invite stand ups on Live TV. They're too quick witted and are basically professionally trained in screwing with people.
Dante Diep they aren’t invited. It’s for when their shows aren’t sold out
The ultimate goal of a show is to attract audience. Audience loves seeing hosts being embarassed. So it's a net surplus for the show.
DoubleFailMech I mean you’re wrong. It obviously beneficial to both parties. But the reason the stand ups go on is to promote their shows. But only like mid tier comics do it because they can get theatres but aren’t always selling them out. Like you never see Kevin Hart on morning television because he sells out arenas.
DoubleFailMech yeah, I’m sure he was in the past. It’s a mutual things for the shows and the comics. I understand what you’re saying
Lol
"There's a real stream-of-consciousness thing going on here"
"Yeah it's called conversation"
Best line to Norm.
matt kline I thought the exact same thing, that was so brilliant
totally foreign to those hosts
anon anon congratulations. You’re a fucking idiot.
Time stamp?
“I couldn’t imagine our next time” he smashed 😂
"It's called conversation." Brilliant.
Morning TV just can't handle Bill Burr.
Beyonceuponatime any tv cant handle bill burr
@@isaacrobertson4374 "F For Family" was pretty good
Beyonceuponatime yesh no doubt
I meant like news and uh interview type shows
I love Bill's laugh. It must sound so annoying to those who are the butt of the joke.
2:33
😆😂 Facts
I love that laugh, It's so honest and nihilistic if that makes sense.
It’s a laugh born of savagery 🤣
Eh, if you can't laugh at yourself you're taking yourself too seriously. Being the butt of a joke is hilarious, especially when the joke teller has a contagious laugh like Bill's 😂
"Don't you think the Catholic Church went to far?" Lmfao
Bobby Lee “you smell pure” 😂😂😂 wtf
"It's called conversation." Haha, I wish I could hang out with Norm.
Lance Goodthrust he killed her. I would have died on set from laughing. So quick and lethal
Agreed.
I was dead when he said that
Lmaooo, "like those killer whales in Sea world." Soo true
When people behind the camera are laughing, you're Killin
*2:26** Whenever Bill Burr says something controversial, his little “lean back and cackle” is just fuckin priceless.*
He had literally just said Quaker Oats lol.
AL he was probably just full of it and just enjoying the trolling up to that point
founding fathers bro
@Seth Organ but redheads aren't a race fuckface
"I wanna talk to you about jesus afterwards" 😂😂 lmao
Bobby LeeAVE THE GIRLS ALONE
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
“Oh you smell pure” Wooow I love you Bobby haha
Who knew bobby Lee was such a groper?
Bill burr perfectly demonstrates how he is one of the greats! “That’s one of the founding fathers, who said all men are equal, as long as their white” lol
It's bobby lee just an innocent Asian and besides this is his goal to get them uncomfortable it's not serious it's shtick
I think if you are able to use three internet buzzwords in a single sentence not ironically you might need to back away from the keyboard and go outside for at least a minute
Bobby must have been high or something haha
They’re *
He was probably pulling an all nighter after partying in the San Diego scene!
I love how much that guy was cracking up at Bert
Brent was killing it though! I think he was still drunk 🤣
He had the guys number lol. Was cramped over here watching him try to keep it together.
@ Bert's not funny though
That's a Cincinnati show I live here we actually tend to have a sense of humor and not be so uptight
6:06. What did he say was the dumbest thing he did?
the layyyyyydy @5:05 was so excited about her little trinkets 🤣😭
Bobby Lee makes Harvey Weinstein look like a promise ring magazine hand model on a Jonas brother coffee table magazine
That turns into a coffee table.
Brevity is the soul of wit
He actually seems a little crazy depravy
Bobby Lee literally touches every woman in sight I swear
And the surprising part is that his career is yet to be killed by the metoo movement. How sleek a dude can be, right
It's fucking gross, I really don't like Bobby Lee after seeing that type of garbage.
9:05 and men too
TylerSavBot bro he doesn't do it sexually he's just fucking around, he's on live tv and has a girlfriend . He gets physical with every no matter the gender. And he doesn't do it anymore because of losers like you
Not an excuse dude.
“Shaft Grasper”
Shawft Grawsper
shoft grospa
"You need to lose that ring, Mika, because it don't mean nothing to ya!" LOL
Loved how her face dropped when he said it.
@@oscarm6990 That's for sure. Her "Hubby" is just slightly in the closet.
“And my first thought is that this is the week all the whores fly in” lmfao 🤣 bill burr is godly
bobby lee is the highlight of this video, him starring at that host at the end might be one of the funniest on daytime TV
“Move it up to Seattle and not give them his backstory”
Lmfao
Bobby Lee is gonna be the next one to get Me Too'd
Naw hes Asian man
No, I'll bet he's only doing that ON camera.
More like #methree
If you in Hollywood, you’re inappropriate..... they are all creeps. Every last one of em
Or Chris Hansen'd
They don't realise that not everyone is going to put on that "Soccer parent" attitude for television.
"Right before the whores fly in." You know she was freaking out lmao so damn funny
Bobby Lee makes ME uncomfortable and I’m not even sitting next to him
That’s the point he does it on purpose
Hawk7743 so what if I beat the shit out of him on purpose?
Bryan Hernandez goddamn right bitch
@@samuelaurora3632 Shut your abrax-ass up. I'd slap you out then Bobby Lee your bumhole, tough guy.
Colt finally got that hot wheels desktop you got for your 12th birthday working, eh?
I work in morning tv news. We always know that comedians are going to be interesting because it is friggin early in the morning and they are usually not happy to be up that early so they are especially uncensored and pissed off. Have to really be on your toes.
And they tell the truth, not like talking heads.
"Don't you think the Catholic Church went to far" always fucking kills me 😂
“It’s a real stream of consciousness thing happening here, Norm.” “Yeah- it’s called conversation.” SMACK! Love that....
1. Shame Bill Burr because of Catholic jokes
2. Realise you opened a door you shouldn't have.
3. Get wrecked.
Andy Aldrian fuck catholics
Great White Agreed
@Great White Someone's triggered
Immediately what I thought. Lol they asked for it
@Great White dam we have some edgy folks up here
I love when it makes the camera guys laugh and the hosts just freeze hahah
"I'm not totally following" brooooo your smile says otherwise
8:49 "what is happening!?" lmfao Bobby is the entire spectrum.
"You smell pure."
I read this as soon as he said that
"That's the magic of that perfume huh?" from the other host lmao
“All men are created equal as long as they’re white” I AM DEADDDD😂😂😂
Bobby Lee: whoa! bumpy.
REEAL BUMPY.
Yea.
Wow!!
You're on television..Please.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You need to Google!" GOOD LORD 😂😂😂😂
2:23 “And she’s way better than you”
Hahahaha savage!
Seriously? That was awful. Real comedians don't laugh at their own punch lines.
He's fucking funny man lol
If funny man is the name of a small town rapper, I agree.
Bro I can't tell u how hard I laughed. Bobby is genius stop crying
Today Ignatius learned comedy is subjective.
So how long is bobby lee serving for #metoo
Never, if the founder wasn’t such a massive hypocrite.
He's doing on purpose it's his character
@@cedric96649 r/whooosh
None because he is Asian
Yea dude that’s just bobby lee. If you remember the early 2000s you’d know.
This is GOLD! Awesome compilation 👏👏👏🌟🌟🌟
Russel Brand saying “SHES A SHAFT GRASPER!” gets me every time lmao.
She was upset lmao
host that kept up will billy old balls should get a raise
Fucking A
So far, i've seen only Conan do it and he has problems sometimes too.
thats why h3h3 podcast with him sucked balls
theBlackBullz your first mistake was watching the H3H3 podcast
I'm pretty sure Bert Kreischer is high af on that Star64 clip
I'm pretty sure it's just early as hell and he's still getting the sleep out of his eyes; hence the cup of coffee. Probably hung over if you ask me lol.
@@KidSillyFresh 7:19 is what made me comment that I think, haha
He needs to get rid of the no shirt gag. I can only handle so much sex appeal coming from a single Human
That guy interviewing Bert was having the time of his life 😂
BEST COMPILATION EVER!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Bill burr laughing at himself is so hilarious lmfao
4:52 damn. I can't imagine the amount of brainstorming the production team at Good morning texas had to do, to come up with that fun little "Test".
LMAO seriously - could they not think of a better way to waste Burr's time?
"You smell pure" I died. 😂😂
“God those ankles are so appetizing” hahaha
bill made a good point...don't you think the catholic church went too far?
you made a good point about bill making a good point...don't you think the catholic church went too far?
@@jonathanwest636 you made a good point about natheism making a good point... Don't you think the Catholic church went too far?
@@bryangarcia4153 you made a good point about Jonathan making a good point about natheism making a good point...don't you think the Catholic church went too far?
Blessed Lucifer I for one think the Catholic Church didn’t go far enough
Jordan McNeill 😂😂😂😂😂
I love Bill Burr. He doesn’t give a shit and says what he wants and laughs about it
“She’s grasping for the shaft... she’s a shaft grasper”! 😂
That Bill Burr moment at the beginning! 🤣
I can already imagine all the faces behind the camera like "Nooooo! You can't say that! Aw man, we're so fucked. Stop!" waving their hands and shaking their heads. 😂
I freaking love Bill Burr. 😂
"is the Concord flying at the speed of sound or at the speed of light??"
"I think you are thinking about the Millennium Falcon..."
LOL :D
Laughed very hard. Loved that compilation!
"You smell pure" is one of my favorite lines now - thanks Bobby
Bobby Lee: "And she's way better than you." Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Yeah I just looked her up .. he wasn't joking.... his wife is smoking hot
3:00 that lone camera man who just couldn't hold it in😂
Makes the entire segment for me 😂
That was the most real laugh I heard on UA-cam from that black woman reaction to Bobby Lee
The first Bobby Lee one! Lmfaooo! Damn! 🤣😂😂😂
I love how that chick at 2:20 tries to butt heads with Bobby Lee and gets served so hard.
That was fenomenal XD
Bobby Lee seems like he's always just bumped a line.
It's the drug of choice for assholes, so yeah, probably.
Well, he did
Ben haha I used to say that too. It sounds fitting
He’s actually been sober for 30+ years lol doesn’t even smoke weed
Grimmjow Rosas he recently relapsed
"Don't you think the Catholic chirch went a little too far?" I love hearing the dude in the background laughing when he said that lmao
3:16 The male host pretending he doesn't know what Bill is talking about is made even funnier by the female host trying her best to hold back laughter as she CLEARLY knows exactly what Burr meant.