@@Newt1981 it was, if I remember correctly he actually made it farther but came all the way back down the mountain to play with Bob and wade on a live stream
Despacito you’re not exactly right Malik acid is like what they use for the warheads it’s like stronger and more sour than one citric acid and trick acid in is the acid in the citrus fruits like oranges or lemons so you’re not really right
I like to imagine that Amy is in the middle of super important lifesaving work, like heart surgery or cancer curing science, every time Mark calls her over for his nonsense, and that Mark is fully aware of what he is taking her from, and it makes this whole scene at least 50% funnier to me than it already was
@@Lordiusadverserius Corn flakes indeed, invented as an anti-masturbation device, not an actual food. Hence why Kellogg was interested in them. The dude was pretty damned weird.
Given the knowledge we now have about Mark's lifelong habit of not chewing food and just swallowing it whole... These foods reviews take on a whole new meaning.
spaghetti gum I didn’t say it was only kids I said mostly kids and most adults eat the cereal they ate as a kid if they never where a kid they prob never buy it as adults 😂
I know Mark and Amy aren't married, but telling him they're "in the pen basket" and then bringing out the pen basket so he'd be sure to know what it was in the future was such a wife move. That's like hubby training 101.
Mark and Amy yelling back and forth at each other is relationship goals. Edit: holy hell, thanks for the likes. It took me 24 hours to get a notification that someone liked it.
6:57 Let me blow your mind Mark... Raw milk, straight from the cow, filtered and refrigerated only. Everything you love about whole milk, turned up to 11.
I never thought I needed a video of Mark reviewing cereal for 13 minutes straight, but now that it exists I know that I needed it from the very beginning.
![[🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓] is Dead to Me](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u5wPDH8v2ic/mqdefault.jpg)
I love how he just turns and yells to Amy whenever he’s confused
I see that pop food profile picture. Favorite jack stauber album
I fucking love pop foods
@@BulkBogan god it's so good
I see your a man of culture as well.
Ah, a man of class i see. Nice Jack Stauber profile.
I love how Amy is giving Mark emotional support from a far
FUTURE ÖRLOGSKAPTEN oof
@@thecorsonshepherds5998 ?
FUTURE ÖRLOGSKAPTEN it’s because you share a pic
@@wikuspretorius5327 oh frick, I didn't even notice that
I love how desperately he wants to talk to Amy the whole time
Sourstarfruit0 Grape this is all of us rn. 😂😂
Big mood
An adorable couple
Beans
Honestly who wouldn’t want to talk to Amy
I like how Amy yells, "Kellogg" before Mark even finished his sentence, meaning that this is a regular question for her
Or, even worse, she's just that familiar with Mark asking stupid things... Or just being stupid 😂😂😂
@@flowerchild2496 true
I think she's just used to those type of questions from him lol
I WACH IT 2 TIMES
Fartshot402@WHAT
I love how Mark is so sick of doing pogostuck that he did a cereal review instead
Proof evolution is real
I think all his pogostuck stuff was pre-recorded.
I thought it was an excuse to do chewing ASMR
that is completely true I still don't know why he plays it he gets so frustrated and almost broke his chairs in the 4 or 5 vid
@@Newt1981 it was, if I remember correctly he actually made it farther but came all the way back down the mountain to play with Bob and wade on a live stream
Mark: “I like sour things to the point where I make my mouth bleed from the acid”
Also mark: not a masochist
Hitoshi Shinsou the moment he said that, I nearly yelled, “Someone else gets it!”
This is the opposite of me- I like sweet things to the point where I taste blood or salt
i can relate to him on that
He's not a masochist, he just want to know what if feels to go *_even FURTHER BEYOND!!!_*
Can relate from my own experience...I eat extremely spicy foods and love the burning sensation.
I love how Amy and Mark are basically an elderly married couple with all of the yelling from the other room
That was adorable haha I loved it 😊❤
ofc you would
@@xxCrimsonSpiritxx no need to be rude
Reminds me dat ol' commercial "Nut 'n Honey"
1000th like
Amy and Mark's chemistry is so adorable
Yes
I love that they just yell back and forth at each other like an old married couple
@@PaleBlaze597 same😭
Didn’t expect you here cheetah
Yo cheetahh have a sweet day
“That’s because I hate myself, not necessarily that I like it.”
*-Mark not a masochist Fishbach*
Nancy Bun lmaoooo
*pathetic*
@Nancy Bun You spelled his last name wrong; it’s Fischbach.
No it’s Mark e-plier-not-a-masochist Fishbach Fischbach
Milk and Citric Acid: *have a chemical reaction that causes milk to curdle*
Post Cereal: Oh yeah, this is a good idea.
what else whould make it sour
I remember the desire to try Coco Puffs with fresh OJ instead of milk and I tried it multiple times
Malic*
Malic acid is Citric acid.
Despacito you’re not exactly right Malik acid is like what they use for the warheads it’s like stronger and more sour than one citric acid and trick acid in is the acid in the citrus fruits like oranges or lemons so you’re not really right
Mark: "I don't like this."
Mark: *continues eating the cereal*
It's called, I bought this, put it in a bowl. I will eat it because it's wasteful to throw it out and I'm an adult.
@@1gbofram695 R/whooosh
Like the pogo game lmao
I had this before it’s like bland sour cereal
@@thedirtybandit8785 no, that comment wasn't something to r/wooosh bruh
I love how mark clearly just is finding an excuse to get Amy in the room. If that isn’t love, then I don’t know what is.
Chica same
2012- Amnesia: The dark descent
2019- Sour Cereal Review
I LOVE EDEN. Your profile pic is 💕💕
3rd reply
People really change
@@beyondgrim aww thx lol
7:03 Mark: "Everything else, is WaTeR"
Alcoholics: "Oh, thank God"
🤣🤣🤣
My grandma watching this with my: *sigh of happiness*
Lol
xD
Lmao 😂
Mark: IS IT KELLOGG OR POST THAT DIDN'T WANT YOU TO MAS-
Amy: KELLOGG
These are goals.
Blue Streak Studio who’s Amy??
Jaylon Jackson marks girlfriend
I didn't know who Amy was but now I know
That's two people who are very welcome for learning Amy's name :P
@@nuggie4huggie23pp I will smack you if your being serious 🖐
I like to imagine that Amy is in the middle of super important lifesaving work, like heart surgery or cancer curing science, every time Mark calls her over for his nonsense, and that Mark is fully aware of what he is taking her from, and it makes this whole scene at least 50% funnier to me than it already was
I love how Amy didn't want Mark to finish his sentence, "Was it Kellogg or Post that didn't want you to ma-" "KELLOGG"
That honestly made me laugh unexpectedly
I think its corn flakes
@@Lordiusadverserius it was corn flakes, but it's owned by kellogg
@@Lordiusadverserius Corn flakes indeed, invented as an anti-masturbation device, not an actual food. Hence why Kellogg was interested in them. The dude was pretty damned weird.
Mark 😂😂😂
Honestly the best thing here is Mark calling them Cabbage Patch Kids the whole time
B. Bradley I was just waiting for someone to say that haha
I was thinking the same thing 😂
Literally a true old man moment (I can say this as I am 33 and therefore elderly myself, get off my lawn ya crazy kids!)
I didn't notice that until I read this, and i proceeded to burst out laughing.
He was doing that on purpose
Eats sour things to the point of bleeding but he’s *NOT* a masochist. He wants to test the limits of his mouth.
That sounds kinda rainbow
that's the only way to eat sour things tho you either dive in or you are a wimp
No it’s because sour things are amazing and not super many people think that so you have to dramatize it
(Yes I know I’m responding to a joke)
@@Maker0824 true
He just respects the p o w e r .
I love how Amy is just so comfortable with Mark’s bullshit that she has built a tolerance for it
Relationship goals.
Mark and Amy's talking is the best part of this whole video XD
I love your account username and pic 😂 👌
Who's Amy
@@memesans6553 the girl in the video. Shes his girlfriend
meme sans girlfriend? Maybe? 🤷🏻♀️
@@memesans6553 I think his girl friend?
Sour patch kids - exist
Mark: “wow look at those cabbage patch kids”
Madd lol
He didn't even say he was sorry in the description!
LOOOOOLL
Mark said there are very few people who like sours more than he does. I am one of those people. SOURS ARE THE BEST
@I don’t like Lgbt people I love your name, cus people who hate me are great! (Bisexual transwoman)
“That doesn’t necessarily look like a cabbage patch kid”
-Mark-e-piker Fischbach
Given the knowledge we now have about Mark's lifelong habit of not chewing food and just swallowing it whole... These foods reviews take on a whole new meaning.
Mark: "Where are the pens"
Amy: "In the pen basket"
Mark: "iN tHe PeN bAsKeT"
I believe he mouthed "where's the pen basket."
I couldnt stop laughing after that and ended up looping it
@@samanthaguy1140 thats what he meant
@@patricktan624WHAT?!
why am i watching a 30 year old man eat cereal for 12 minutes and critique it in such a soft yet brutally honest way
Some body ask for expert advice for wine.
Others like myself prefer the opinion of an expert on what cereal is best.
Sour patch kids cereal.
Sour
Sweet
*INDIGESTION*
I was about to comment the same thing but then saw this was the top comment. f
I LITERALLY jusy asked myself the same question xD
Because thats life in 2019
Remember that episode of iCarly when Spencer ate a bowl of cereal for 10 minutes and uploaded it to the internet?
Yeah.
Theory: mark is spencer
🤣🤣🤣
Just rewatched that episode
YES
Spencer posted that in a dating site and said nothing the entire video lmao
“Whole milk is the only milk that exists.” I will cling to these words till the end of time
*markiplier being a 50 year old husband yelling across the house for 13 minutes straight*
@milkymoons n o w a y
milkymoons :00000 OMG I COULDNT TELL HOW DID YOU KNOWWW :00000000000000000000
milkymoons you’re IQ is off the charts
@milkymoons no wayyyyyy I never knew thaat
milkymoons OOHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOSSSHHHHHHH I NEVER KNEEEWWWWW THAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
Mark: "this is terrible"
Mark: **continues to eat**
*_lmao_*
i bought this and it tasted like shit
It was wired but I couldn’t stop eating it
He literally said "Not enough of bad to stop me from keep going"
Its called pregnancy cravings
"Was it Kellogg or post tha-"
"KELLOGG"
Mark how many times do you ask this that she already knows before you finish the sentence?
aqua phoenix10432 what did Kellogg say about not masterbation?
@@maxkennedy7430 he believed masturbation and sex were a disgusting sin. He believed mutilating human genitals would help stop the 'sickness'.
Lulu Angelina really 😂 i mean that’s strange seeing that mostly kids by his product no sex equals no kids equals no business 💀
@@king201023 and no its not only kids that eat cereal
spaghetti gum I didn’t say it was only kids I said mostly kids and most adults eat the cereal they ate as a kid if they never where a kid they prob never buy it as adults 😂
I know Mark and Amy aren't married, but telling him they're "in the pen basket" and then bringing out the pen basket so he'd be sure to know what it was in the future was such a wife move. That's like hubby training 101.
and the fact that he mocked her too😭😭
Legit Amy and mark scream back and forth to each other like an old married couple
Cool eye
True
They’re gonna be together forever xD
I absolutely love Mark and Amy's back and forth. Mark: "There's a Mad lib!" Amy: "Great!" (couldn't care less)
was that his girlfriend?
sulaiman71102 yes
Watch Grand Hotel July 29,2019 Monday on ABC at 9:00 pm and every monday
The edits of them falling out of Mark's mouth with a scream I'm dying.
So are the sour patch kids
@@Cyclamenz you win the internet's
Let’s just take a minute to appreciate the fact that mark calls them cabbage patch kids.
So glad I'm not the only one that noticed that 😭
Ik Im replying to a 2 year old comment but the fact that I had to SCROLL to find a single comment about this- 😂
"It's not good. But not enough of bad to stop me from keep going."
I..... Just. I just.
What?
*_It's not good, but not bad enough to stop me from eating any more_*
You just what..? Bruhhhhh why do people do this
cinnminn they just.
Mark: Was it Kellogg or Post that didn’t want you to ma-
Amy: Kellogg
amy saved the monetization for the vid
Watch Adam ruins everything if you dont understand
It was such a fast response too
That was so fast😂😂😂
This is the interaction of a real married couple. Conversations yelled without malice between rooms.
And That’s how you know that Amy and Mark are going to last.
@@EmGreer exactly like all real couples do
MOOR? MOOOOOOOR? MOOOOOOORSS?
I had my subtitles on by accident and tthey're fucking hilarious. whoever did them put different mouth noises every time he takes a bite
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
MUNCHY MUNCH MUNCH
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH..... SMACK
Chomp Chomp Chomp
OM NOMy NOM
This is a 12 minute video of Markiplier talking to his girlfriend, acting like a kid, and tasting cereal.
*This is my type of video*
*That's the type of low brow shit im looking for*
*you are the very good copying boii.. in a good way.*
*OMEGALUL*
if this is your type of video i recommend jennamarbles
I thought Amy was his editer
Take a shot every time Mark calls them Cabbage Patch Kids instead of Sour Patch Kids
Zandra Jones I spent 5 minutes looking for this comment, why is no one talking about this
I wonder what a cabbage patch kids would look and tastes like if there's such a thing
ThomasTubeHD
Cabbage patch kids is a doll brand. They sell dolls, I used to have many of them when I was younger, hope this information helps!
DistortedDreams 666 aren’t they the really ugly ones?
@@ElementiaYT yeah. a line was pulled a few years ago cause one of them chewed off a child's finger I believe
“Amy? Can you come tell me if my heads cut off?”
Mark-e-plier-fischbach, 2019
lol 😂 that’s new 🤣🤣
Lol 😆
If that’s 2019 cant wait for 2020
We love mark and Amy together
Heh
Lixian clearly had a blast editing this video
"Im all about crap cereals... AMY AM I IN FRAME?!"
"im coming!"
They are adorable
when?
@@Alilili when did he say that? I think right after he poured the stuff. If not right before
alternative title: "mark not knowing how to work a camera and depending on amy for everything"
We all need an Amy in our lives.
@@brodypenn I'm too lonely to have an Amy
did you mean: unus annus
@@binniiemylove sucks to suck
Screw the Karens
"I will probably finish this box, but that's because I hate myself, not because I like it." - Markiplier 2019..
This quote is my life XD
Lol
He is a masochist
Is it weird that I don't drink milk with my cereal
ok this is 3 months old xD
@@TrueChaosDescent I know
I love how Markipliers videos just him nearly falling into insanity and also recovering his sanity for the entire video
no one:
mark: *provides scientific explanations for cereal consistency and flavor*
Mark:Whole milk is the only milk
*Tyler busts through window*
Tyler: SKIM MILK BEST MILK
Dunno about you, but nothing beats 2%.
Big Number 9 almond milk is happy time
I read best milk as breast milk for a second, think i need glasses
ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHOLE MILK IS WATER!!!
1% milk. *dramatic voice* Lactose free
The way Mark tries to be funny and the little way he says "Amy" is adorable
Mark: Citric acid!
Me: *Flashback to the homemade cheese unus annus video when they ate straight citric acid*
And forgot to mix it into the milk to make the cheese
Don't forget the sour meal they made with the fucking purple steak
Flashback to any of the ten Unus Annus videos when they ate straight citric acid
I think Unus Annus gave Mark a citric acid addiction
@@solidmoonbeams8939 And a masochism addiction
lol markiplier filming this video as if he's never made a youtube video before with all the "am i still zoomed in?" snippets
"Amy?? Can you come tell me if my heads cut off?"
-Markiplier,2019
mark 3019 when he is half robotic x3
Yeah, that's what he said
It is
Sorry but who's is Amy? An Editor?
Absolutely love Mark asking Amy’s permission 😭❤️
The chaotic energy in this video is too much
‘Am I still zoomed in?’
Mocking Amy
‘Wha- No!’
How mark eats cereal is chaotic too
Anyone else taking a dive into the sour patch reviews after watching mark yell at companies?
Yep! You know it!
Dude wtf u just predicted my YT vids for tonight. Actually scary
r u me lmfao
That's literally why I'm here right now.
I'm here because Sour Patch is dead to Mark
Mark, yelling in Amys general direction: WAS IT KELLOGG OR POST THAT DIDNT WANT YOU TO-
Amy, already knowing what question Mark is asking: KELLOGG
He actually got cut off at mastur
@I don’t like Lgbt people Why are you homophobic?
@I don’t like Lgbt people how old are you? Usually this behavior comes from 3 year olds that only like their parents and grandparents.
@I don’t like Lgbt people I'm Pansexual
What the hell happened in here
Lixian is a genius for the edits in this video. Such a talent! 🤣
*200 sourpatch kids were injured in the making of this video*
FBI OPEN Up!!!!!!!!!
XD soo funny
Cabbage patch
Diana Is A Weird Potato 2 also you use meh the wrong way
@Manny Merry yes
Quotes I live by:
“Whole milk. Which is the only milk that exists. Everything else...is water” -Markiplier 2019
Samantha Mills I mean he’s not wrong
Shots fired at Tyler lol
it is the best milk
@@ballisticbee6001 I prefer my milk
watered
idk
4 some reason whole milk taste like they put sugar in it which i don't like
reminds me of Ron Swanson's quote: "I hate 2 things, Liars, and Skim Milk, which is just water lying about being milk."
Mark and Amy yelling back and forth at each other is relationship goals.
Edit: holy hell, thanks for the likes. It took me 24 hours to get a notification that someone liked it.
This might be SUPER STUPID but I heard somewhere that Amy and him weren't dating anymore. Is that true?
@@jennifermckenzie5632 I heard that too :0 But maybe it's just a rumor
Ciel ikr 😂
Ciel XD ikr!!
Jennifer McKenzie I thought he mentioned that he had a girlfriend in one of his recent videos?
mark: says he's not a masochist
also mark: says he'll eat an entire box of cereal he finds "very unpleasant."
Is this his breakdown after playing Pogostuck for over 3 hours?
Yes. Yes it absolutely is.
Yep
Lmao I would not be surprised
I definitely thought the same
Bro same. I am genuinely worried
Mark: These aren’t actual cabbage patch kids size
Me: yeah I don’t think they could fit a one of those dolls into that box
Its like a mukbang but he actually talks
Mark: “my cereal is now soggy”
*10 seconds later*
Mark: * crunch crunch crunch crunch*
“ holds up the crunch”
Nathan Senpai nope. he said holds up the crunch after the initial cronch cronching
I like ur profile pic
Cereal is only good soggy
@@KeggleStomp_Pogrompa Soggy cereal is DISGUSTANGG
Nyan_isdrawing thx uwu i like urs too
mark: “i like sour to make my mouth bleed”
also mark: “people might mistake me for a masochist”
“It’s not that it’s bad, it’s that I don’t like it.”
-Markiplier 2019
DaBoss 123 oddly enough, I can understand that! 😂😂
I hate when the top comment ruins a funny part of the video.
Mark desperately trying to describe the size of the cereal:
*ItS nOt LiKe ThE oRiGiNaL cAbBaGe PaTcH kIdS*
Drink every time he calls them “cabbage patch kids”
I fucking passed out
Well this ain’t gonna end well
I drank my soda everytime he called them that-
you'd die from alcohol poisoning halfway through the video
Alright, I'm doing this. I'll update later lol
Edit 1: oh boy here we go 2:26
Edit 2: I have a very low alcohol tolerance and I need to stop now lol
When I would volunteer at a food shelf every week, last year, we would CONSTANTLY have this stuff donated to us.
Oh dear, I feel bad for both you guys and the poor people that probably got it in there box or whatever.
This is how Mark takes a break from rage games...
he eats cereal.
The best remedy.
Amy is like Marks caretaker in this video “Amy!.... There’s a mad lib!” “Great!”
*He’s acting like osman,
"Maybe it's growing on me"
Like 3 minutes earlier:
"THIS IS BAD!"
*five seconds after saying "maybe it's growing on me"* "Nope. It's still bad." (paraphrasing there)
maybe you have different t taste later HAAA IT IS BAD
that sour patch was hanging on what a trooper 10:15
Everytime he says "cabbage patch kids" I laughed
Violet A. Same here same
LOLL
Mark: **Zooms I’m on sour patch kid**
Also mark: CaBbAGe pAtCh KiDz
Mark: "Whole milk is the only milk. Everything else is just WATER."
Tyler: *"I LIKE TO DRINK LIQUID, NOT FAT."*
drink water then :p
It's Anni What Up THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING AHAHAH
I could see him and Amy being at a restaurant, and him giving a full on description of his meal for like an hour straight.
did i really watch a 30 year old man eat cereal for 12 minutes
no regrets tho i guess
Asked myself the same, answered the same also, this guy is awesome lol
No, you watched a 30 year old man REVIEW cereal for 12 minutes
I asked myself that too, no regrets tho
well yes, but actually no
Okay two questions:
1) What the hell did I just watch?
2) Why did I? What was so fascinating about a grown man eating a bowl of cereal to me??
3) How does he get his teeth so white?
That's three questions.
Look up "Keeping it Cereal" by Mat McMuscles.
In my defense...
1) I didn't read the first line and
2) I'm slightly an idiot after long shifts.
ikr
Mark just sitting there doing madlibs and im just waiting for him to close the milk and put it away
*warm milk*
JJOLO xx *NO*
The fact that Mark was able to make a 12 minute long video on a bowl of cereal and also have it be entertaining is impressive.
“Would you like to call?”
Mark. “No!”
“.... okay!”
Mark: “NO!”
I don't wanna like it's at 200 :3
Umbreon Salad you can like it now
stoopid
"I don't like it, but I'll eat the whole box."
Now there's a relatable mood
Mark: “I don’t like this”
Also Mark: Continues to eat the cereal
Don't we all do this tho
I did the same when I tried it. There’s a weird taste, but also a familiar cereal taste. They weren’t bad alone, but with milk, mostly terrible.
7:43 I live for this weird brand of humor.
“Imma move the camera!”
“You need help?”
“No. imma professional.”
Awe ❤️
I knowww!!! What a cutie :))
Everytime a cereal falls out of Mark's mouth plus that scream. I just can't hold my laughter in.
*whispers*
It's okay. You can laugh.
_You can laugh_
*The silence of the universe*
Mark:*makes a 13 minute video of eating cearl and yelling to Amy*
I love cearl
* 12:48
Don't forget science class
who’s Amy
ømen Marks Girlfriend
“Smack downstairs” and “hemorrhoid bowl” had me dead🤣🤣
Mark: *holds up little cereal* this is not cabbage patch kid size
I WOULD HOPE NOT
*cabbage patch kids*
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who cought that
Lol
@@NinjaSox7 *c a b b a g e p a t c h k i d s*
looks like a cabbage piece lol
"I couldn't find it anywhere in LA"
Me: *goes to the store*
Me: *sees the sour patch cereal*
Sameeee
Koffee King! I thought so. I recall seeing and thinking.... no
You can get it in stores in Illinois cause I have had it
Could be he recorded this before it was added....but we all know Mark stretches the truth lol
It's mark, he probably was like "It's not in the first three stores I checked so fuck it to amazon I go."
Mark:
Eats sour patch kids cereal for 12 minutes
UA-cam:
#7 on trending!
#6
@I don’t like Lgbt people Dude, any video mark posts about death or sadness never has ads on them yet he still uses death for cash?
#6!
6
Get out of here you fake...
I love how markelplier has to ask his wife about everything.
I literally saw this cereal in the store yesterday. I was scared to buy it. Thanks Marks toy review for showing me the perks of this cereal.
You said Marks toy review 😂😂
XDDDDDDD
Its actually good
Mark: I couldn’t get this in store
Me: *has seen it in every local walmart*
Lol
Its in my kitchen rn...
Same
Okay thank you lol I was like I Accidentally found this in stores so idk how Mark couldn't on purpose
Goth Pixee Because he said he couldn’t find it in LA you dumbass
I literally just watched a 12 minute video of a grown man reviewing a box of cereal
I did to
I felt this
It was funny to me
Same
But the editing made it bearable.
6:57 Let me blow your mind Mark... Raw milk, straight from the cow, filtered and refrigerated only. Everything you love about whole milk, turned up to 11.
I never thought I needed a video of Mark reviewing cereal for 13 minutes straight, but now that it exists I know that I needed it from the very beginning.
Whoa whoa whoa 13 minutes this is 12 minutes and 48 seconds
I’m the 300th like! Feel accomplished
This is my exact reaction to this video