Sour Patch Kids CEREAL?!

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  • Опубліковано 21 лип 2019
  • Sour Patch Kids is a perfectly acceptable candy. However the creator of Sour Patch Kids decided to turn this candy into a cereal... How does it taste? Watch to find out!
    EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
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  • @grace-ck7gl
    @grace-ck7gl 4 роки тому +7209

    I love how he just turns and yells to Amy whenever he’s confused

  • @larkspur1517
    @larkspur1517 4 роки тому +9228

    I love how Amy and Mark are basically an elderly married couple with all of the yelling from the other room

  • @MrMagnum_
    @MrMagnum_ 3 роки тому +1868

    I like how Amy yells, "Kellogg" before Mark even finished his sentence, meaning that this is a regular question for her

    • @flowerchild2496
      @flowerchild2496 Рік тому +75

      Or, even worse, she's just that familiar with Mark asking stupid things... Or just being stupid 😂😂😂

    • @nathanielroark6781
      @nathanielroark6781 Рік тому +8

      @@flowerchild2496 true

    • @Moonlight-ux5ln
      @Moonlight-ux5ln Рік тому +14

      I think she's just used to those type of questions from him lol

    • @farshot402
      @farshot402 10 місяців тому +1

      I WACH IT 2 TIMES

    • @rachelfox2998
      @rachelfox2998 7 місяців тому

      Fartshot402@WHAT

  • @Cheetahhh
    @Cheetahhh 3 роки тому +4656

    Amy and Mark's chemistry is so adorable

    • @ronnierodzen
      @ronnierodzen 3 роки тому +26

      Yes

    • @PaleBlaze597
      @PaleBlaze597 3 роки тому +184

      I love that they just yell back and forth at each other like an old married couple

    • @MystieChan
      @MystieChan 3 роки тому +18

      @@PaleBlaze597 same😭

    • @xx_maroulhs_xx9857
      @xx_maroulhs_xx9857 3 роки тому +15

      Didn’t expect you here cheetah

    • @karencmoller
      @karencmoller 3 роки тому +5

      Yo cheetahh have a sweet day

  • @fatpanda8480
    @fatpanda8480 4 роки тому +896

    I love how Amy is giving Mark emotional support from a far

  • @nancybun9976
    @nancybun9976 4 роки тому +3226

    “That’s because I hate myself, not necessarily that I like it.”
    *-Mark not a masochist Fishbach*

  • @the-pink-hacker
    @the-pink-hacker 2 роки тому +986

    I love how mark clearly just is finding an excuse to get Amy in the room. If that isn’t love, then I don’t know what is.

  • @tylerd.1
    @tylerd.1 2 роки тому +391

    I love how Amy is just so comfortable with Mark’s bullshit that she has built a tolerance for it

  • @mnshdhdbfnkfjdvebf
    @mnshdhdbfnkfjdvebf 4 роки тому +1651

    Sour patch kids - exist
    Mark: “wow look at those cabbage patch kids”

    • @realpomni27
      @realpomni27 4 роки тому +4

      Madd lol

    • @Flint_Inferno
      @Flint_Inferno 4 роки тому +2

      He didn't even say he was sorry in the description!

    • @KittyCeption._.
      @KittyCeption._. 4 роки тому

      LOOOOOLL

    • @ArcticSurvivor17
      @ArcticSurvivor17 4 роки тому +1

      Mark said there are very few people who like sours more than he does. I am one of those people. SOURS ARE THE BEST

    • @herowither12354
      @herowither12354 4 роки тому

      @I don’t like Lgbt people I love your name, cus people who hate me are great! (Bisexual transwoman)

  • @Kahlan_Amnell_
    @Kahlan_Amnell_ 3 роки тому +272

    I like to imagine that Amy is in the middle of super important lifesaving work, like heart surgery or cancer curing science, every time Mark calls her over for his nonsense, and that Mark is fully aware of what he is taking her from, and it makes this whole scene at least 50% funnier to me than it already was

  • @kidagirl99
    @kidagirl99 2 роки тому +110

    Given the knowledge we now have about Mark's lifelong habit of not chewing food and just swallowing it whole... These foods reviews take on a whole new meaning.

  • @noahharris7161
    @noahharris7161 4 роки тому +3708

    I love how Mark is so sick of doing pogostuck that he did a cereal review instead

    • @idrisamir5394
      @idrisamir5394 4 роки тому +39

      Proof evolution is real

    • @Newt1981
      @Newt1981 4 роки тому +16

      I think all his pogostuck stuff was pre-recorded.

    • @leastlikelysuspect5122
      @leastlikelysuspect5122 4 роки тому +21

      I thought it was an excuse to do chewing ASMR

    • @Emopup0982
      @Emopup0982 4 роки тому +4

      that is completely true I still don't know why he plays it he gets so frustrated and almost broke his chairs in the 4 or 5 vid

    • @arf3497
      @arf3497 4 роки тому +13

      @@Newt1981 it was, if I remember correctly he actually made it farther but came all the way back down the mountain to play with Bob and wade on a live stream

  • @madi_raymond29
    @madi_raymond29 4 роки тому +480

    “That doesn’t necessarily look like a cabbage patch kid”
    -Mark-e-piker Fischbach

  • @enanpedraza2209
    @enanpedraza2209 3 роки тому +83

    “Whole milk is the only milk that exists.” I will cling to these words till the end of time

  • @_random_person1012
    @_random_person1012 2 роки тому +84

    Let’s just take a minute to appreciate the fact that mark calls them cabbage patch kids.

    • @ChillinBlueNessie
      @ChillinBlueNessie 5 місяців тому +7

      So glad I'm not the only one that noticed that 😭

    • @ohdang1083
      @ohdang1083 4 місяці тому +5

      Ik Im replying to a 2 year old comment but the fact that I had to SCROLL to find a single comment about this- 😂

  • @mikesmith6422
    @mikesmith6422 4 роки тому +1514

    Milk and Citric Acid: *have a chemical reaction that causes milk to curdle*
    Post Cereal: Oh yeah, this is a good idea.

    • @bruhmyster813
      @bruhmyster813 4 роки тому +5

      what else whould make it sour

    • @spartan3924
      @spartan3924 4 роки тому +17

      I remember the desire to try Coco Puffs with fresh OJ instead of milk and I tried it multiple times

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 4 роки тому +2

      Malic*

    • @despacitobruh4026
      @despacitobruh4026 4 роки тому +6

      Malic acid is Citric acid.

    • @freddiefezbearwantzyoudead1332
      @freddiefezbearwantzyoudead1332 3 роки тому +11

      Despacito you’re not exactly right Malik acid is like what they use for the warheads it’s like stronger and more sour than one citric acid and trick acid in is the acid in the citrus fruits like oranges or lemons so you’re not really right

  • @camryn6422
    @camryn6422 4 роки тому +587

    “Amy? Can you come tell me if my heads cut off?”
    Mark-e-plier-fischbach, 2019

  • @carrie1390
    @carrie1390 2 роки тому +370

    I know Mark and Amy aren't married, but telling him they're "in the pen basket" and then bringing out the pen basket so he'd be sure to know what it was in the future was such a wife move. That's like hubby training 101.

    • @goodanniee
      @goodanniee 11 місяців тому +11

      and the fact that he mocked her too😭😭

  • @seawatersyrup5741
    @seawatersyrup5741 2 роки тому +24

    Lixian clearly had a blast editing this video

  • @DUMBBIMBO01
    @DUMBBIMBO01 4 роки тому +3654

    This is a 12 minute video of Markiplier talking to his girlfriend, acting like a kid, and tasting cereal.
    *This is my type of video*

    • @Etheletter300
      @Etheletter300 4 роки тому +57

      *That's the type of low brow shit im looking for*

    • @vilgilante
      @vilgilante 4 роки тому +11

      *you are the very good copying boii.. in a good way.*

    • @ephealtun
      @ephealtun 4 роки тому +7

      *OMEGALUL*

    • @karenharris5278
      @karenharris5278 4 роки тому +6

      if this is your type of video i recommend jennamarbles

    • @manimations6766
      @manimations6766 4 роки тому +12

      I thought Amy was his editer

  • @CatastrophicGay
    @CatastrophicGay 4 роки тому +448

    no one's gunna talk about the fact that he called them cabbage patch kids like....a million times

  • @echo1456
    @echo1456 2 роки тому +32

    I love how Markipliers videos just him nearly falling into insanity and also recovering his sanity for the entire video

  • @PoemsofaGirl
    @PoemsofaGirl Рік тому +10

    Absolutely love Mark asking Amy’s permission 😭❤️

  • @rileyislame
    @rileyislame 4 роки тому +661

    Legit Amy and mark scream back and forth to each other like an old married couple

  • @aidanmuller3358
    @aidanmuller3358 4 роки тому +2910

    Mark: "I don't like this."
    Mark: *continues eating the cereal*

    • @1gbofram695
      @1gbofram695 4 роки тому +64

      It's called, I bought this, put it in a bowl. I will eat it because it's wasteful to throw it out and I'm an adult.

    • @thedirtybandit8785
      @thedirtybandit8785 4 роки тому +5

      @@1gbofram695 R/whooosh

    • @brussailpook8213
      @brussailpook8213 4 роки тому +4

      Like the pogo game lmao

    • @ncrt
      @ncrt 4 роки тому +5

      I had this before it’s like bland sour cereal

    • @estoriavibon9216
      @estoriavibon9216 4 роки тому +15

      @@thedirtybandit8785 no, that comment wasn't something to r/wooosh bruh

  • @hannahgeckle1756
    @hannahgeckle1756 2 роки тому +8

    The way Mark tries to be funny and the little way he says "Amy" is adorable

  • @owenbelezos8369
    @owenbelezos8369 11 місяців тому +6

    mark: says he's not a masochist
    also mark: says he'll eat an entire box of cereal he finds "very unpleasant."

  • @xXAnimexFreak13Xx
    @xXAnimexFreak13Xx 4 роки тому +2123

    Why does Mark's shirt look like the La Croix can 😂

  • @moricwilson
    @moricwilson 4 роки тому +4373

    Is this his breakdown after playing Pogostuck for over 3 hours?

  • @sharkygames7021
    @sharkygames7021 2 роки тому +12

    mark: “i like sour to make my mouth bleed”
    also mark: “people might mistake me for a masochist”

  • @EmshrebleArt
    @EmshrebleArt 2 роки тому +11

    that sour patch was hanging on what a trooper 10:15

  • @fandomsmoothie5749
    @fandomsmoothie5749 4 роки тому +4406

    Remember that episode of iCarly when Spencer ate a bowl of cereal for 10 minutes and uploaded it to the internet?
    Yeah.

  • @deadzedwalking1346
    @deadzedwalking1346 4 роки тому +297

    The edits of them falling out of Mark's mouth with a scream I'm dying.

  • @eliferguson3422
    @eliferguson3422 2 роки тому +7

    I could see him and Amy being at a restaurant, and him giving a full on description of his meal for like an hour straight.

  • @notdigitalaer
    @notdigitalaer 3 роки тому +13

    Let’s all appreciate how mark somehow made a whole 12 minute video on eating one type of cereal

  • @ary3490
    @ary3490 4 роки тому +901

    Nobody:
    Mark, an intellectual: "Whole milk is the only milk that exists. Anything else, *_is water."_*

    • @timeaustumult
      @timeaustumult 4 роки тому +23

      Tyler= Wrong
      Mark=Right

    • @bubblezz.
      @bubblezz. 4 роки тому +26

      Imagine if we unlock the other 98% of milk

    • @_YukoFox_
      @_YukoFox_ 4 роки тому +4

      Kinda true but milk makes me sick so

    • @thejestermesterjtn5087
      @thejestermesterjtn5087 4 роки тому +2

      ''Aaand green,wich is right there,but we don't care about that''
      That's basecaly my life ;u;..

    • @Tomtrocity
      @Tomtrocity 4 роки тому +1

      He's right you know

  • @hitoshishinsou4177
    @hitoshishinsou4177 4 роки тому +8201

    Mark: “I like sour things to the point where I make my mouth bleed from the acid”
    Also mark: not a masochist

    • @MicroChibiAxel
      @MicroChibiAxel 4 роки тому +90

      Hitoshi Shinsou the moment he said that, I nearly yelled, “Someone else gets it!”

    • @espressodepresso3713
      @espressodepresso3713 4 роки тому +36

      This is the opposite of me- I like sweet things to the point where I taste blood or salt

    • @unus-annus
      @unus-annus 4 роки тому +18

      i can relate to him on that

    • @kiwi6207
      @kiwi6207 4 роки тому +65

      He's not a masochist, he just want to know what if feels to go *_even FURTHER BEYOND!!!_*

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 4 роки тому +11

      Can relate from my own experience...I eat extremely spicy foods and love the burning sensation.

  • @Quick-Silver206
    @Quick-Silver206 2 роки тому +4

    7:43 I live for this weird brand of humor.

  • @geocube7205
    @geocube7205 2 роки тому +10

    When I would volunteer at a food shelf every week, last year, we would CONSTANTLY have this stuff donated to us.

    • @Morrigan855
      @Morrigan855 11 місяців тому +1

      Oh dear, I feel bad for both you guys and the poor people that probably got it in there box or whatever.

  • @devinwarf9615
    @devinwarf9615 4 роки тому +499

    This is the interaction of a real married couple. Conversations yelled without malice between rooms.

    • @EmGreer
      @EmGreer 4 роки тому +53

      And That’s how you know that Amy and Mark are going to last.

    • @juzyx
      @juzyx 4 роки тому +9

      @@EmGreer exactly like all real couples do

    • @HereFromThere
      @HereFromThere 4 роки тому +2

      MOOR? MOOOOOOOR? MOOOOOOORSS?

  • @WorriedtheCircusDemon
    @WorriedtheCircusDemon 4 роки тому +502

    Mark and Amy's talking is the best part of this whole video XD

  • @EvanUnknown
    @EvanUnknown Рік тому +6

    I got a sour patch kids ad while watching this💀

  • @ducky1120
    @ducky1120 Рік тому +4

    I love how markelplier has to ask his wife about everything.

  • @zedlarae
    @zedlarae 4 роки тому +5574

    Take a shot every time Mark calls them Cabbage Patch Kids instead of Sour Patch Kids

    • @caitlyneichmann6696
      @caitlyneichmann6696 4 роки тому +152

      Zandra Jones I spent 5 minutes looking for this comment, why is no one talking about this

    • @ThomasTubeHD
      @ThomasTubeHD 4 роки тому +64

      I wonder what a cabbage patch kids would look and tastes like if there's such a thing

    • @0snakeboi085
      @0snakeboi085 4 роки тому +85

      ThomasTubeHD
      Cabbage patch kids is a doll brand. They sell dolls, I used to have many of them when I was younger, hope this information helps!

    • @ElementiaYT
      @ElementiaYT 4 роки тому +19

      DistortedDreams 666 aren’t they the really ugly ones?

    • @rachel-fy2gv
      @rachel-fy2gv 4 роки тому +38

      @@ElementiaYT yeah. a line was pulled a few years ago cause one of them chewed off a child's finger I believe

  • @lilalong7776
    @lilalong7776 4 роки тому +3721

    *markiplier being a 50 year old husband yelling across the house for 13 minutes straight*

    • @z1111zzzz
      @z1111zzzz 4 роки тому +21

      @milkymoons n o w a y

    • @c1nnamorollin
      @c1nnamorollin 4 роки тому +12

      milkymoons :00000 OMG I COULDNT TELL HOW DID YOU KNOWWW :00000000000000000000

    • @edwardwagner3726
      @edwardwagner3726 4 роки тому +3

      milkymoons you’re IQ is off the charts

    • @kimnamjoon2695
      @kimnamjoon2695 4 роки тому +4

      @milkymoons no wayyyyyy I never knew thaat

    • @salmonmarsismuahname3321
      @salmonmarsismuahname3321 4 роки тому +1

      milkymoons OOHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOSSSHHHHHHH I NEVER KNEEEWWWWW THAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

  • @makerofeditsmov
    @makerofeditsmov Рік тому +3

    The mouthing of “in the pen basket” was hilarious 😂

  • @karareep7967
    @karareep7967 Рік тому +5

    Lixian is a genius for the edits in this video. Such a talent! 🤣

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 3 роки тому +4649

    Eats sour things to the point of bleeding but he’s *NOT* a masochist. He wants to test the limits of his mouth.

    • @sodapop2836
      @sodapop2836 3 роки тому +58

      That sounds kinda rainbow

    • @rex2546
      @rex2546 3 роки тому +32

      that's the only way to eat sour things tho you either dive in or you are a wimp

    • @maker0824
      @maker0824 3 роки тому +11

      No it’s because sour things are amazing and not super many people think that so you have to dramatize it
      (Yes I know I’m responding to a joke)

    • @darkrockman2389
      @darkrockman2389 3 роки тому +3

      @@maker0824 true

    • @MrShazaamable
      @MrShazaamable 3 роки тому +8

      He just respects the p o w e r .

  • @yasukeg4202
    @yasukeg4202 4 роки тому +740

    Mark: "Where are the pens"
    Amy: "In the pen basket"
    Mark: "iN tHe PeN bAsKeT"

    • @samanthaguy1140
      @samanthaguy1140 4 роки тому +5

      I believe he mouthed "where's the pen basket."

    • @shinycheryl6557
      @shinycheryl6557 4 роки тому +2

      I couldnt stop laughing after that and ended up looping it

    • @shinycheryl6557
      @shinycheryl6557 4 роки тому

      @@samanthaguy1140 thats what he meant

    • @patricktan624
      @patricktan624 4 роки тому +1

      I Hope Amy and Mark Getting Divorced!

  • @TheJStale
    @TheJStale 3 роки тому +5

    Mark: I don't like it.
    Also Mark: *Eats more*

  • @amyhosey6910
    @amyhosey6910 2 роки тому +3

    The fact that Mark was able to make a 12 minute long video on a bowl of cereal and also have it be entertaining is impressive.

  • @BlueStreakStudio
    @BlueStreakStudio 4 роки тому +1759

    Mark: IS IT KELLOGG OR POST THAT DIDN'T WANT YOU TO MAS-
    Amy: KELLOGG
    These are goals.

    • @nuggie4huggie23pp
      @nuggie4huggie23pp 4 роки тому +5

      Blue Streak Studio who’s Amy??

    • @leah1072
      @leah1072 4 роки тому +37

      Jaylon Jackson marks girlfriend

    • @MBeans.125
      @MBeans.125 4 роки тому +5

      I didn't know who Amy was but now I know

    • @BlueStreakStudio
      @BlueStreakStudio 4 роки тому +14

      That's two people who are very welcome for learning Amy's name :P

    • @pyroasura3266
      @pyroasura3266 4 роки тому +2

      @@nuggie4huggie23pp I will smack you if your being serious 🖐

  • @matthias_4587
    @matthias_4587 4 роки тому +281

    Mark:Whole milk is the only milk
    *Tyler busts through window*
    Tyler: SKIM MILK BEST MILK

    • @Ethereal-ss3jh
      @Ethereal-ss3jh 4 роки тому +9

      Dunno about you, but nothing beats 2%.

    • @axitorium
      @axitorium 4 роки тому +4

      Big Number 9 almond milk is happy time

    • @heathermcginley807
      @heathermcginley807 4 роки тому +3

      I read best milk as breast milk for a second, think i need glasses

    • @TylerDollarhide
      @TylerDollarhide 4 роки тому +3

      ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHOLE MILK IS WATER!!!

    • @emmu4095
      @emmu4095 4 роки тому +1

      1% milk. *dramatic voice* Lactose free

  • @The-Dinosaurs-vb3xx
    @The-Dinosaurs-vb3xx 11 місяців тому +2

    I just watched Mark call Sour Patch Kids Cabbage patch kids for an entire 12 minutes straight

  • @ToastyyWasTaken
    @ToastyyWasTaken Рік тому +3

    Amy is so sweet she is always helps mark and always responds to him even if she can’t give him a good or right answer

  • @alykatevans9941
    @alykatevans9941 4 роки тому +605

    80% of this video is Amy practically being marks mom

    • @alexdraco9926
      @alexdraco9926 4 роки тому +34

      Remember when he locked her out all night i just kept flashing back to that everytime she spoke

    • @alykatevans9941
      @alykatevans9941 4 роки тому +4

      @@alexdraco9926 oh my god yes

    • @mr.vargas5648
      @mr.vargas5648 4 роки тому +2

      I wish I had a mom. :(

    • @irencsak
      @irencsak 4 роки тому +2

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @alykatevans9941
      @alykatevans9941 4 роки тому

      @@mr.vargas5648 whoa

  • @anii5092
    @anii5092 4 роки тому +613

    2012- Amnesia: The dark descent
    2019- Sour Cereal Review

    • @beyondgrim
      @beyondgrim 4 роки тому +1

      I LOVE EDEN. Your profile pic is 💕💕

    • @M2zz0
      @M2zz0 4 роки тому +1

      3rd reply

    • @PeacefulRises
      @PeacefulRises 4 роки тому +1

      People really change

    • @anii5092
      @anii5092 4 роки тому

      @@beyondgrim aww thx lol

  • @liamatlas
    @liamatlas 2 роки тому +4

    i love the fact that mark is just like,,, the loving but “dumb” whiny boyfriend

  • @pickles3829
    @pickles3829 2 роки тому +5

    Person: why is he crying over taki’s?
    Me: you wouldn’t get it

  • @jupitermajor
    @jupitermajor 4 роки тому +292

    why am i watching a 30 year old man eat cereal for 12 minutes and critique it in such a soft yet brutally honest way

    • @Pecangaming
      @Pecangaming 4 роки тому +6

      Some body ask for expert advice for wine.
      Others like myself prefer the opinion of an expert on what cereal is best.

    • @thechaoticgamer7865
      @thechaoticgamer7865 4 роки тому +4

      Sour patch kids cereal.
      Sour
      Sweet
      *INDIGESTION*

    • @edgelord975
      @edgelord975 4 роки тому +1

      I was about to comment the same thing but then saw this was the top comment. f

    • @Ty-fl3ui
      @Ty-fl3ui 4 роки тому

      I LITERALLY jusy asked myself the same question xD

    • @soccer3336
      @soccer3336 4 роки тому

      Because thats life in 2019

  • @xcviiimmiv
    @xcviiimmiv 4 роки тому +16934

    Honestly the best thing here is Mark calling them Cabbage Patch Kids the whole time

    • @sophieabbot1023
      @sophieabbot1023 4 роки тому +189

      B. Bradley I was just waiting for someone to say that haha

    • @OzzyIsBlue
      @OzzyIsBlue 4 роки тому +84

      I was thinking the same thing 😂

    • @krystalallen8210
      @krystalallen8210 4 роки тому +125

      Literally a true old man moment (I can say this as I am 33 and therefore elderly myself, get off my lawn ya crazy kids!)

    • @TinkSalsa
      @TinkSalsa 4 роки тому +60

      I didn't notice that until I read this, and i proceeded to burst out laughing.

    • @queezy9094
      @queezy9094 4 роки тому +29

      He was doing that on purpose

  • @user-kn6uf2nw5g
    @user-kn6uf2nw5g 6 місяців тому +2

    “Smack downstairs” and “hemorrhoid bowl” had me dead🤣🤣

  • @sashaleigh6655
    @sashaleigh6655 3 роки тому +3

    11:50 This is giving me PTSD from the "Pretzels" video.

  • @itsprit1234
    @itsprit1234 4 роки тому +467

    Mark: Was it Kellogg or Post that didn’t want you to ma-
    Amy: Kellogg

    • @Logan58581
      @Logan58581 4 роки тому +27

      amy saved the monetization for the vid

    • @tairrendaly5855
      @tairrendaly5855 4 роки тому +9

      Watch Adam ruins everything if you dont understand

    • @shaylafey
      @shaylafey 4 роки тому +7

      It was such a fast response too

    • @afrokween8752
      @afrokween8752 4 роки тому

      That was so fast😂😂😂

  • @DieManDust
    @DieManDust 4 роки тому +507

    7:03 Mark: "Everything else, is WaTeR"
    Alcoholics: "Oh, thank God"

  • @nerdpocalypticy638
    @nerdpocalypticy638 3 роки тому +5

    I like how amy knew what he was gonna say before finishing at 0:35

    • @Un1cide
      @Un1cide 11 місяців тому

      She probably heard him. And it’s funny how he asked his girlfriend this question and she knew the answer.

  • @unlivablecastle
    @unlivablecastle 2 роки тому +4

    Mark: Probably because I hate myself
    Also mark: I'm not a masochist!

  • @koffeeking5722
    @koffeeking5722 4 роки тому +271

    "I couldn't find it anywhere in LA"
    Me: *goes to the store*
    Me: *sees the sour patch cereal*

    • @peepeecrusher5765
      @peepeecrusher5765 4 роки тому

      Sameeee

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 4 роки тому +1

      Koffee King! I thought so. I recall seeing and thinking.... no

    • @nuclearboom2467
      @nuclearboom2467 4 роки тому +1

      You can get it in stores in Illinois cause I have had it

    • @Nexus71c
      @Nexus71c 4 роки тому +1

      Could be he recorded this before it was added....but we all know Mark stretches the truth lol

    • @TheOpticalMouse
      @TheOpticalMouse 4 роки тому +4

      It's mark, he probably was like "It's not in the first three stores I checked so fuck it to amazon I go."

  • @christythibodeaux9313
    @christythibodeaux9313 4 роки тому +335

    This is how Mark takes a break from rage games...
    he eats cereal.

    • @zele4476
      @zele4476 4 роки тому +2

      The best remedy.

  • @coltforceplayz5285
    @coltforceplayz5285 3 роки тому +1

    Cabbage Patch Kids were toys in the 80s that were basically dolls you can take care of

  • @TherosNotFound3x332
    @TherosNotFound3x332 Рік тому +2

    This man made me drink milk when in allergic
    Now my allergy is gone
    Mark is king

  • @laceyskime7364
    @laceyskime7364 4 роки тому +431

    Mark: These aren’t actual cabbage patch kids size
    Me: yeah I don’t think they could fit a one of those dolls into that box

    • @mamadoukone7612
      @mamadoukone7612 4 роки тому +1

      Its like a mukbang but he actually talks

  • @klfish4960
    @klfish4960 4 роки тому +2300

    alternative title: "mark not knowing how to work a camera and depending on amy for everything"

  • @Johnr9783
    @Johnr9783 18 днів тому +3

    0:08 can you come tell me if my head's cut off?

  • @ronangowing903
    @ronangowing903 3 роки тому +3

    “That doesn’t necessarily look like a CABBAGE PATCH KID”

  • @semprequevoceleroscomentar4720
    @semprequevoceleroscomentar4720 4 роки тому +256

    "Amy?? Can you come tell me if my heads cut off?"
    -Markiplier,2019

  • @NobodyMedia
    @NobodyMedia 4 роки тому +296

    Mark: You can’t get it in stores
    Me: *passes it every time I go to Walmart

  • @noimead988
    @noimead988 2 роки тому +1

    I guess Mark has always had trouble with Siri. This and then the Call us Daddy bit

  • @j.a.w.5020
    @j.a.w.5020 2 роки тому +1

    "It's not that it's bad. It's that I don't like it."
    Words of a genius.

  • @vipervirus081
    @vipervirus081 4 роки тому +2042

    Mark: "this is terrible"
    Mark: **continues to eat**

    • @hamadcheats
      @hamadcheats 4 роки тому +5

      *_lmao_*

    • @klixcy6188
      @klixcy6188 4 роки тому +11

      i bought this and it tasted like shit

    • @carebean71
      @carebean71 4 роки тому +7

      It was wired but I couldn’t stop eating it

    • @ninjanippledog725
      @ninjanippledog725 4 роки тому +5

      He literally said "Not enough of bad to stop me from keep going"

    • @spaghettigum
      @spaghettigum 4 роки тому +3

      Its called pregnancy cravings

  • @strawberrybonbon5943
    @strawberrybonbon5943 4 роки тому +820

    "Doesnt look like a cabbage patch kid"
    Who's gonna tell him...

    • @andrea-desu3578
      @andrea-desu3578 4 роки тому +8

      LOL!!!🤣🤣

    • @nateking6042
      @nateking6042 4 роки тому +1

      💀😂

    • @quityappin9596
      @quityappin9596 4 роки тому +6

      yeah im not from the us what does this mean

    • @colemaxc
      @colemaxc 4 роки тому +27

      Salt Fam it’s a sour patch kid not a cabbage patch kid 😂 cabbage patch kids are dolls

    • @quityappin9596
      @quityappin9596 4 роки тому +1

      @@colemaxc no i get the sour patch kid part... was that really it?

  • @lilmisssydnis1
    @lilmisssydnis1 2 роки тому

    The sour patch kids falling from his mouth with the editing SENT ME.

  • @torstenscott-hildebrand5854
    @torstenscott-hildebrand5854 Рік тому +1

    Mark truly loves his zooming ins.

  • @lilyzenooblet3700
    @lilyzenooblet3700 4 роки тому +1721

    "I will probably finish this box, but that's because I hate myself, not because I like it." - Markiplier 2019..
    This quote is my life XD

  • @dondeestalacoochie1989
    @dondeestalacoochie1989 4 роки тому +721

    *Mark:* cabbage patch kids
    *sour patch kids:* -am I a joke to you?-

    • @Hadeks_Marow
      @Hadeks_Marow 4 роки тому +5

      Dad: No, you're not a joke. . .
      . . . you're a cereal.

    • @sofiavictoria7898
      @sofiavictoria7898 4 роки тому +1

      That one youtuber 》》 yes

    • @Hadeks_Marow
      @Hadeks_Marow 4 роки тому +1

      (continued):
      Jokes are meant to be funny, not sad.

  • @entity1263
    @entity1263 Рік тому +1

    3 years later to the party and just watching this. Shits hilarious

  • @botstonvick9254
    @botstonvick9254 2 роки тому

    THIS WAS INCREDIBLY HELPFUL THANK YOU!!!!

  • @thehunkyskunk
    @thehunkyskunk 4 роки тому +616

    I literally just watched a 12 minute video of a grown man reviewing a box of cereal

  • @destinysmithson3514
    @destinysmithson3514 4 роки тому +352

    Mark: **Zooms I’m on sour patch kid**
    Also mark: CaBbAGe pAtCh KiDz

  • @I_Heart_Wenzo
    @I_Heart_Wenzo Рік тому +1

    Everyone time he eats a single soul doesn’t make it and the scream of *AHHHHH* gets me

  • @Misty_Dawn
    @Misty_Dawn 3 роки тому

    I fricken love Lixian! Best editor out there! ❤️

  • @thatmomentwhen597
    @thatmomentwhen597 3 роки тому +4979

    Drink every time he calls them “cabbage patch kids”

    • @last_brain_cell_bob4854
      @last_brain_cell_bob4854 3 роки тому +151

      I fucking passed out

    • @J4s._.b33
      @J4s._.b33 3 роки тому +67

      Well this ain’t gonna end well

    • @shadowgaming2422
      @shadowgaming2422 3 роки тому +40

      I drank my soda everytime he called them that-

    • @peansu5460
      @peansu5460 3 роки тому +46

      you'd die from alcohol poisoning halfway through the video

    • @boopsauce2516
      @boopsauce2516 3 роки тому +34

      Alright, I'm doing this. I'll update later lol
      Edit 1: oh boy here we go 2:26
      Edit 2: I have a very low alcohol tolerance and I need to stop now lol

  • @violeta.4715
    @violeta.4715 4 роки тому +501

    Everytime he says "cabbage patch kids" I laughed

  • @lemonheadoo7
    @lemonheadoo7 3 місяці тому +1

    6:57 Let me blow your mind Mark... Raw milk, straight from the cow, filtered and refrigerated only. Everything you love about whole milk, turned up to 11.

  • @morganviola2541
    @morganviola2541 5 місяців тому

    The fact that Amy didn't even need him to finish the thought about Kellogg, she just knew what he was going to ask... or the fact that she didn't even question him!

  • @gothpixee3257
    @gothpixee3257 4 роки тому +694

    Mark: I couldn’t get this in store
    Me: *has seen it in every local walmart*

    • @ashelyjones3784
      @ashelyjones3784 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @user-cx2hn3ek9k
      @user-cx2hn3ek9k 4 роки тому +13

      Its in my kitchen rn...

    • @peresusjacksonfan
      @peresusjacksonfan 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @jjustanotherone
      @jjustanotherone 4 роки тому +9

      Okay thank you lol I was like I Accidentally found this in stores so idk how Mark couldn't on purpose

    • @Zenendos
      @Zenendos 4 роки тому +2

      Goth Pixee Because he said he couldn’t find it in LA you dumbass

  • @sethyfuehrer8084
    @sethyfuehrer8084 4 роки тому +295

    "Im all about crap cereals... AMY AM I IN FRAME?!"
    "im coming!"
    They are adorable

    • @Alilili
      @Alilili 4 роки тому +2

      when?

    • @sethyfuehrer8084
      @sethyfuehrer8084 4 роки тому +2

      @@Alilili when did he say that? I think right after he poured the stuff. If not right before

  • @Sqwidiot
    @Sqwidiot 9 місяців тому

    this video felt incredibly professional

  • @angeldevil3mid830
    @angeldevil3mid830 Рік тому +1

    “ no no it’s fine I’ll sleep up high good air up high “

  • @MadWeegee
    @MadWeegee 3 роки тому +3004

    I love how Amy didn't want Mark to finish his sentence, "Was it Kellogg or Post that didn't want you to ma-" "KELLOGG"

    • @elusivegamergirl
      @elusivegamergirl 2 роки тому +77

      That honestly made me laugh unexpectedly

    • @Lordiusadverserius
      @Lordiusadverserius 2 роки тому +23

      I think its corn flakes

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr 2 роки тому +44

      @@Lordiusadverserius it was corn flakes, but it's owned by kellogg

    • @KhronicD
      @KhronicD Рік тому +23

      @@Lordiusadverserius Corn flakes indeed, invented as an anti-masturbation device, not an actual food. Hence why Kellogg was interested in them. The dude was pretty damned weird.

    • @j_dog317
      @j_dog317 Рік тому +1

      Mark 😂😂😂