I Review Canadian "Candy"

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  • Опубліковано 23 тра 2021
  • Today I dive into the wonderful world of Canadian "candy" and give my honest unbiased review... it's pretty much all ketchup...
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  • @keeleyhaywood130
    @keeleyhaywood130 3 роки тому +306

    Title:I Review Canadian ''Candy''
    Mark: drops Tim Tams
    All of Australia: wtf

    • @darkdrago34
      @darkdrago34 3 роки тому +14

      Thank you I was waiting for someone to notice

    • @aschasworld4630
      @aschasworld4630 3 роки тому +3

      LEGIT OMG

    • @dalloweenMP3
      @dalloweenMP3 3 роки тому +4

      god exactly. pain

    • @auzziesrule8497
      @auzziesrule8497 3 роки тому +4

      I wish he googled all these candys befor eating them

    • @isaacyau7160
      @isaacyau7160 3 роки тому +8

      Genuinely though I thought everyone knew that Tim Tams were like THE Australian thing what the what

  • @GeckyWecky
    @GeckyWecky 3 роки тому +3922

    Mark: Trying Canadian candies! **pulls out TimTams**
    Australians: What

    • @personreviewslife
      @personreviewslife 3 роки тому +71

      Thank you! My cousins from Australia introduced us to those long ago.

    • @courtofreels6253
      @courtofreels6253 3 роки тому +7

      @@personreviewslife same!

    • @Will-O-thee-Wisp
      @Will-O-thee-Wisp 3 роки тому +110

      As a Canadian, it surprised me to see TimTams. We love them so much that we import them, as I've tried them, they're pretty good. But I'm pretty sure it's written on the package that they're Australian. 😆

    • @con8459
      @con8459 3 роки тому +26

      No I think what you meant was: *oi*

    • @brettmccans1073
      @brettmccans1073 3 роки тому +3

      I was bout to say

  • @sloth4235
    @sloth4235 5 місяців тому +526

    “We don’t have bears in America” 😂 I guess the huge black bear I saw in the mountains in a hike was just Markiplier in a bear suit

    • @user-E_674
      @user-E_674 4 місяці тому +2

      and Canada had bears

    • @camerongcarpenter
      @camerongcarpenter 4 місяці тому +7

      that was a canadian bear

    • @Im-in-a-toaster
      @Im-in-a-toaster 4 місяці тому +4

      It was mr fazington

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 3 місяці тому +1

      lol but like, IMAGINE if it was though!

    • @jeremiahpuckett5836
      @jeremiahpuckett5836 3 місяці тому +2

      @@camerongcarpenter there aren’t any Canadian bears. The Romans called the black bear Ursus Americanus. Aka American Black Bear. 😂

  • @jasonclark605
    @jasonclark605 11 місяців тому +310

    Markiplier:"eats one whippet" and casually goes to the heaven gates 🤣🤣

    • @bc4108
      @bc4108 6 місяців тому +9

      I was really hoping he'd love them. Both as a Canadian and a Quebecer. Poutine and whippets are our lifeblood 🩸 (Poutines only in quebec though bc they taste like buttcheeks anywhere else).

    • @puggyman01
      @puggyman01 4 місяці тому +1

      @@bc4108 I have only eaten homemade poutine. I can’t trust other people with food.

  • @ogtrashbag3380
    @ogtrashbag3380 3 роки тому +506

    “Tim tams just sound Canadian”
    *screams in Australia*

    • @aidreean4804
      @aidreean4804 3 роки тому +10

      Straya

    • @xanderferrari8823
      @xanderferrari8823 3 роки тому +6

      Straya

    • @willowkaszynski186
      @willowkaszynski186 3 роки тому +8

      same with the bubble chocolate

    • @KaosDreamer
      @KaosDreamer 3 роки тому +2

      Right? Course Arnott's is owned by the US now. Both during Campell's owning them and the investment group that bought them from Campell's. But still I am super glad to at least have the basics in the US through Target and occasionally the company I work for. My wife is Australian so I have been hooked for years now. Currently I have a package of Kensington Pride Mango and Cream on my desk.

    • @willowkaszynski186
      @willowkaszynski186 3 роки тому +7

      @@KaosDreamer Idk why it makes me SO mad to hear that Arnotts is now owned by the US but it has. XD Please take good care of Polly. (Polly is the parrot on the brand)

  • @GreatestFilmaker
    @GreatestFilmaker 3 роки тому +6132

    I love how his mentality is if it’s not American it’s Canadian

  • @lucasking3851
    @lucasking3851 11 місяців тому +146

    He added 11 more stages to the 5 stages of grief with those reactions 😂

  • @sylasculp9917
    @sylasculp9917 10 місяців тому +234

    As a Canadian I can confirm that the Maple Cream is one of the best snacks to exist

    • @commenter4368
      @commenter4368 7 місяців тому +3

      Damn right

    • @user-gv4mi9cd2y
      @user-gv4mi9cd2y 6 місяців тому +1

      We have them in the northeast USA too. Kinda mid, but my grandmother went through a phase of being addicted to them

    • @Shreklington
      @Shreklington 5 місяців тому +1

      Bro its awesome

    • @nezuko8971
      @nezuko8971 5 місяців тому +1

      Love your pfp

    • @puggyman01
      @puggyman01 4 місяці тому +1

      @@user-gv4mi9cd2y I think I had that in Wisconsin? Can’t remember.

  • @vinxow3162
    @vinxow3162 3 роки тому +4116

    Mark: "They're either Canadian or have the Canadian mood"
    Australia: "Tim Tams are made by Arnott, the biggest biscuit company in Australia

    • @ShacysPagelings
      @ShacysPagelings 3 роки тому +98

      I knew i feel like Tim Tam is not Canadian.

    • @Stargatealldaway1872
      @Stargatealldaway1872 3 роки тому +150

      I cried a little when he said that,

    • @Hulayyy
      @Hulayyy 3 роки тому +41

      I live for Tim Tams

    • @spartans8199
      @spartans8199 3 роки тому +62

      I was ligit about to mention the timtams being aussie

    • @uhmhi4602
      @uhmhi4602 3 роки тому +22

      tim tams are crying :)

  • @nonotthatkindofsasquatch
    @nonotthatkindofsasquatch 3 роки тому +6071

    He’s enjoying his last moments until the Canadian government shows up and takes him away.

    • @CodyLedger
      @CodyLedger 3 роки тому +93

      *and the candy*

    • @krimorant
      @krimorant 3 роки тому +60

      They're watching...even from the comments...

    • @lizardKingproductions902
      @lizardKingproductions902 3 роки тому +90

      Jokes on you they already did and his punishment is to review their candy

    • @-pogdog5214
      @-pogdog5214 3 роки тому +13

      @@CodyLedger *yes*

    • @SchismTheAbsoluteDumbass
      @SchismTheAbsoluteDumbass 3 роки тому +6

      congrats. you are the designated most liked comment of the video

  • @Kale501
    @Kale501 10 місяців тому +98

    As a canadian, I can verify that we do not put ketchup on our aero chocolate

    • @_korbo_
      @_korbo_ 8 місяців тому

      Wow, fake canadian.

    • @SOMERANDOMDUDESomething
      @SOMERANDOMDUDESomething 6 місяців тому +5

      As a canadian to i confirm and you are rigth we do not dip chocolate i speak french

    • @Lunaskylette
      @Lunaskylette 2 місяці тому +7

      As a Canadian, I can verify it’s not ketchup, but mustard that we dip our chocolates in

  • @Eramidas
    @Eramidas 10 місяців тому +36

    While Mark discovers hot sauce on popcorn, I'm watching him while eating Takis popcorn, and it is quite good

  • @teeleaf9252
    @teeleaf9252 3 роки тому +7710

    Mark eating a Crunchie not knowing it's hard was probably one of the funniest things I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing

    • @anifsky1065
      @anifsky1065 3 роки тому +40

      *Coffee Crisp >:(((

    • @swiffur4170
      @swiffur4170 3 роки тому +23

      @@anifsky1065 what

    • @that_one_weeb_4589
      @that_one_weeb_4589 3 роки тому +117

      @@anifsky1065 no, coffee crisp is coffee. Not a crunchie

    • @Sinreven
      @Sinreven 3 роки тому +84

      @@anifsky1065 Crunchie is a Sponge Toffee bar

    • @lexthequeer
      @lexthequeer 3 роки тому +76

      That surprised me too because here in australia our Crunchie is a much more light and airy honeycomb

  • @KermitBagel
    @KermitBagel 3 роки тому +466

    "We don't have bears in America"
    **Doubts in [REDACTED]**

  • @EzraPlutoCharles
    @EzraPlutoCharles 11 місяців тому +44

    I remember always being so excited for Aero mini bars on Halloween. They were in the big pack with Coffee Crisps and Smarties.
    I love Ketchup Chips!! Tomatoes are so good. Favourite fruit. Big ones I eat like apples, small like grapes.
    All Dressed Chips are so good! One of my favourite flavours.
    Whippets are like Wagon Wheels. Loved those as a kid. Didn't get them a whole lot but a great snack. I also speak both English and French cause I did Immersion from K-Grade 9.
    Never had a Tim Tam.
    Fucking LOVE Crunchy bars! My favourite chocolate bar. Sponge Toffee is amazing. One of my favourite candies.
    Bear Paws! I loved getting these in lunches! Soft cookies. I used to also bring those to work with me on my way to have for breakfast.
    Maple Creme cookies are okay.
    Smarties! Yes!
    Caramilks are so good!
    Never had Bridge Mix but something similar. I kinda like them.
    I can't eat Oh Henry's.
    OMGs have other things and I've had the ones without nuts and they're really good.
    I don't think I've had Goodies.
    Ketchup seasoning! Love that seasoning brand. They make good All Dressed seasoning. No Name brand Popcorn! Nice combo!
    LISTEN TO/WATCH DISTRACTIBLE!
    I still want more Canadian content.

  • @DamienS515S
    @DamienS515S 10 місяців тому +12

    The fact that I am Canadian and haven’t tried a few of these “candies” (snacks as people call them) and also for the crunchie bar, I usually let it melt in my mouth, taste better, way more flavour.

  • @mrmlgpro426
    @mrmlgpro426 3 роки тому +2245

    mark: "wow tim tams, canadians know their stuff"
    the entirety of Australia: "am i a joke to you?"

  • @MalcolmVT
    @MalcolmVT 3 роки тому +291

    Title: canadian candy
    Mark: *throws timtams on the table*
    Sir you have made a critical error

    • @taurus_says_hi8404
      @taurus_says_hi8404 3 роки тому +9

      * cries bogan tears *

    • @vask-hx6io
      @vask-hx6io 3 роки тому +4

      Bro that’s what I thought I was confused

    • @helix.7689
      @helix.7689 3 роки тому +2

      at least someone said it

    • @Corbni
      @Corbni 3 роки тому +2

      crunchies, tim tams, smarties, and aeros are all in australia

    • @Linebecken
      @Linebecken 3 роки тому +1

      Also Aero's and crunchies are UK chocos and a whippet is just a tunnocks tea cake.

  • @Lunar_Blacksmith
    @Lunar_Blacksmith 10 місяців тому +24

    The editing on this video was top notch. Definitely had me laughing. Amazing editing. RIP Canadians and your favorite snacks, but if you were expecting Mark to be a fair and unbiased person to legit review snacks you are in the wrong place lol.

  • @Chris-hs2tm
    @Chris-hs2tm 8 місяців тому +25

    Fun fact, "Crunchies" is a dry honeycomb snack! On Guam (talking from personal experience) we eat those as a snack, for those who don't know the texture is like biting into those green foam things that hold flowers.

    • @burger_lady
      @burger_lady 2 місяці тому +1

      I love the texture of those😌
      I’ve seen a version that usually comes around Christmas that actually look like big rocks and are ROUGH to chew through because of their shape😭
      Still love em💀

    • @zacharywest9215
      @zacharywest9215 21 день тому +1

      "It's like a tasty rock." - Markiplier

  • @alielmadari8645
    @alielmadari8645 3 роки тому +232

    Markiplier is now wanted in Australia for this act

    • @Meckolo
      @Meckolo 3 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @themission2597
      @themission2597 3 роки тому +14

      Same. I immediately saw the tim tams and wanted to commit a war crime

    • @isabellakingwill5103
      @isabellakingwill5103 3 роки тому +2

      Mmhmm

    • @Jake-oi5us
      @Jake-oi5us 3 роки тому +4

      You will not poison Mark with your vegemite.

    • @flynnmcurtis
      @flynnmcurtis 3 роки тому +4

      Im a Kiwi but i agree with you Aussies

  • @MeowMaeda
    @MeowMaeda 3 роки тому +533

    Mark: "We don't have bears in America"
    Me: *Flashbacks of Unus Annus to multiple bear problems.*

    • @GodzillasGhostGaming
      @GodzillasGhostGaming 3 роки тому +25

      Yes officer, this one! They're illegally typing the uncensored version of *[REDACTED]* !

    • @datdragonboi9354
      @datdragonboi9354 3 роки тому +16

      Bro I miss *[Redacted Channel]* so much

    • @verdantater9797
      @verdantater9797 3 роки тому +10

      @@GodzillasGhostGaming Hey you! stop snitching on this person who said the name [Unavailable].

    • @hexon1069
      @hexon1069 3 роки тому +6

      Bruh guys stop talking about [-----no files available ------] so much ugh

    • @anonym7347
      @anonym7347 3 роки тому +2

      Also Yellow Stone

  • @naut7560
    @naut7560 11 місяців тому +9

    when i saw mark put ketchup on the chocolate i paused the video and walked away for 5 minutes in sheer shock

  • @kallimccarthy7975
    @kallimccarthy7975 6 місяців тому +34

    As a Canadian I'm so happy that Mark found snacks he liked. If Mark wants to come back, he should come to Newfoundland!! I have a feeling that he would like the culture and the food here, but just a thought :)

    • @rain3449
      @rain3449 5 місяців тому

      Agreed! We need another one of these videos with pineapple crush included

    • @Ifurseeingthisurshort
      @Ifurseeingthisurshort 2 місяці тому

      DEFINITELY

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 роки тому +345

    Mark: *puts Ketchup on his chocolate*
    Canadians: *angry Canadian noises*

    • @crystaldragon512
      @crystaldragon512 3 роки тому +5

      IM CANADIAN

    • @Alastor_0214
      @Alastor_0214 3 роки тому +4

      @@crystaldragon512 same

    • @stonedhamster3207
      @stonedhamster3207 3 роки тому +6

      Wait i didn't even watch that part yet he WHAT

    • @Pyrolol
      @Pyrolol 3 роки тому +12

      Canadians wont make angry noises, they'll just kindly inform you that that's not okay

    • @mr.magicmumbles4039
      @mr.magicmumbles4039 3 роки тому +2

      Correction, *Angry Eh noises

  • @koreboii
    @koreboii 3 роки тому +7460

    “It’s kinda like a butterfinger if butterfinger was a lot staler and more concrete. It’s like a tasty ROCK!” Mark wtf

    • @kerikrogel9126
      @kerikrogel9126 3 роки тому +84

      I'm guessing it's like Sea Foam candy, from Michigan.

    • @johnhornsby
      @johnhornsby 3 роки тому +98

      I mean that is exactly what the candy tastes like though. :D

    • @MageSkeleton
      @MageSkeleton 3 роки тому +31

      i loved that description

    • @colinwisbey8887
      @colinwisbey8887 3 роки тому +52

      He ate it wrong but he was right

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee 3 роки тому +5

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current Subs 8921

  • @lemekicampbell1226
    @lemekicampbell1226 10 місяців тому +5

    Australia: Tim Tams are an iconic snack of australia.
    Mark: Tim Tams sound Canadian.

  • @JadenSkeens
    @JadenSkeens Рік тому +8

    7:22
    that sneeze😂
    Bless you mark

  • @ImNotFinn
    @ImNotFinn 3 роки тому +445

    broke my heart when Mark called Tim Tams Canadian and not Australian

    • @ileiahall7523
      @ileiahall7523 3 роки тому

      haha only way I knew that was through Granny to be honest.

    • @piperhope8036
      @piperhope8036 3 роки тому +9

      I’m furious about the tim tams, most iconic snack for Australia

    • @jayleeshaw7169
      @jayleeshaw7169 3 роки тому +5

      Tim Tams are goood

    • @rileyjones5529
      @rileyjones5529 3 роки тому

      Same, annoyed me so much

    • @veronicamacovei6502
      @veronicamacovei6502 3 роки тому +1

      he said that he doesn't actually know where they're originally from guys

  • @brendankelly5823
    @brendankelly5823 3 роки тому +554

    "Reviewing Canadian Candy"
    Me, a Scot living in Australia: "you sit upon a throne of LIES"

  • @chrismckinnon3976
    @chrismckinnon3976 8 місяців тому +5

    Mark: I’m gonna clean my palate with canadia’s candy
    Also Mark: I need a palate cleanser

  • @-_PlutoLuto_-
    @-_PlutoLuto_- Рік тому +5

    I had no idea Bear Paws were only in Canada, as a Canadian I can tell you this video made me laugh

  • @roisin3876
    @roisin3876 3 роки тому +275

    Mark - 'TimTams sure sound Canadian'
    Every Australian - "Sure Mark"

  • @weaponenthusiast2623
    @weaponenthusiast2623 3 роки тому +602

    “I’m gonna get everything on the Tim Horton’s menu”
    I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THAT VIDEO

    • @MrFolksyseekr809
      @MrFolksyseekr809 3 роки тому +11

      Yo same. I hope he tries literally everything.

    • @isla3458
      @isla3458 3 роки тому +10

      HE SHOULD GET KEITH FROM THE TRY GUYS TO COLLAB WITH HIM

    • @molddew5271
      @molddew5271 3 роки тому +1

      @@isla3458 AGREED

    • @DC_DUDE_401
      @DC_DUDE_401 3 роки тому

      Me too! It’ll be great!

    • @No-ci7he
      @No-ci7he 3 роки тому +11

      I just hope for the sake of those poor timmies workers that he hits all the 3-4 tims in his area instead of ordering everything from one tims

  • @Kiwiqwp
    @Kiwiqwp 2 місяці тому +1

    24:46 the moment mark figured out that hot sauce on popcorn is THE BEST, is hilarious to me 😭

  • @seangingras6068
    @seangingras6068 6 місяців тому +6

    y'know the ketchup seasonings? you're supposed to put a little bit in the bag and mix it up real good and then you get the good taste

  • @jormungandr5563
    @jormungandr5563 3 роки тому +9139

    The Canadians might be slightly annoyed, but every Australian wants his blood.

    • @liv4750
      @liv4750 3 роки тому +153

      facts

    • @kaydeeeyd2657
      @kaydeeeyd2657 3 роки тому +471

      the minute i saw tim tams i RAN to the comments

    • @pidj.
      @pidj. 3 роки тому +186

      Him saying how Canadian it sounded and then complimenting them on it ahaha

    • @miriam1256
      @miriam1256 3 роки тому +15

      i’m annoyed 🥲

    • @kimberlywilliams7567
      @kimberlywilliams7567 3 роки тому +14

      Right!?! 😂

  • @Gameboys-gg7re
    @Gameboys-gg7re 5 місяців тому +4

    As a Canadian we do not put ketchup on everything😊

  • @user-sx2bc5jh3t
    @user-sx2bc5jh3t 10 місяців тому +5

    As a Canadian i can say that im truly disappointed that he did not have all dressed ruffles as in my opinion those are the best chip

  • @wileyiscool9630
    @wileyiscool9630 3 роки тому +467

    Mark: "We don't have bears in america"
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @badkarma8606
      @badkarma8606 3 роки тому +2

      same lmao

    • @vannessax9400
      @vannessax9400 3 роки тому +11

      there are no bears, only hee hoo

    • @piperb2479
      @piperb2479 3 роки тому +4

      it was the himbo in him peeking out

    • @jensendavis640
      @jensendavis640 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah lol, I wonder what that bear looking creature I saw in the forest one day was. It was probably just sarcasm though

    • @danielhuneke5862
      @danielhuneke5862 3 роки тому +4

      Me: *in Louisiana watching a bear tear into my blue cooler* this must be a really big honey badger.

  • @katiehaddock3526
    @katiehaddock3526 3 роки тому +919

    “ these may not be Canadian”
    First things I see: Australian, British, British, German :))

    • @pyrocringicalxd9849
      @pyrocringicalxd9849 3 роки тому +6

      @monstershagger ...i agree, ill be dimma damned if i dont ask this hooman which ones they are talkin about, HOOMAN WHO MADE COMMENT, PLZ TELL, ME CURIOUS (Sorry for purposefully sounding like a dumbass XD)

    • @SammyLindstrom666
      @SammyLindstrom666 3 роки тому +14

      Only thing I see that isn't Canadian is timtams .... elaborate, this Canadian is now curious

    • @bigchungus7050
      @bigchungus7050 3 роки тому +3

      We got all of these in canada

    • @Bee-pb9nj
      @Bee-pb9nj 3 роки тому +17

      @@SammyLindstrom666 avaliable in canada ≠ canadian

    • @wexmell
      @wexmell 3 роки тому +6

      @@SammyLindstrom666 They may be available in Canada, but aren't Canadian.
      Like Lays are from the US and Smarties are from the UK.

  • @CuriousAnimates
    @CuriousAnimates 8 днів тому

    0:00 When I heard that sound I was prepared to hear “TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA”

  • @MONTYGUMBALL
    @MONTYGUMBALL Місяць тому

    The Tim Tam Slam is where you bit both ends of a Tim Tam, and the cookie in it acts like a straw, so you can drink milk or coffee with it, and once you can suck anymore, you take it out and it has the snap of the chocolate, combined with the cold milk inside makes it milky and soft.

  • @med5674
    @med5674 3 роки тому +628

    Mark: eats smarties “why is it spicy”
    Me: Visible confusion

    • @Rain593
      @Rain593 3 роки тому +47

      I felt the same thing. Like.... wat.

    • @MystoRobot
      @MystoRobot 3 роки тому +34

      Spicy huh?
      Something clearly happened during shipping... something very nefarious.

    • @jrmsproductions8775
      @jrmsproductions8775 3 роки тому +5

      Same here.

    • @Tea-sg6cb
      @Tea-sg6cb 3 роки тому +10

      SAME. I was like wait wh???

    • @vasilia6142
      @vasilia6142 3 роки тому +14

      same i am confused why he say smarties spicy its never spicey I love smarties

  • @dandischinosvarietyhour1655
    @dandischinosvarietyhour1655 3 роки тому +779

    "My mouth is full of sin. Dirty, American sin."
    -Me, midway through a Big Mac

    • @kingbob126
      @kingbob126 3 роки тому +9

      Big macs are world wide this doesn't make a lot of sense too... ohhhhhh wait yes America thinks everything is theirs LMAO

    • @AlexGarcia-rz9gp
      @AlexGarcia-rz9gp 3 роки тому +34

      @@kingbob126 Yooo you are very petty bro. Chill out. MCDONALDS is an American company and was founded there. Plus many Americans eat McDonalds while it is obviously not healthy (American Sin). Just calm down and keep politics out of a comment section about snacks. Not everyone needs to be informed of your prejudices towards Americans lol.

    • @kingbob126
      @kingbob126 3 роки тому +2

      @@AlexGarcia-rz9gp Actually I'm reciting something Markiplier addressed in this video , went way over your head apparently. There is no prejudice in what I said America is a decent place, but the fact that you got upset tells me a lot about you personally. :) and not everyone needs to be informed? Actually isn't that one of your rights? freedom of speech/expression ? It is pointless for you to tell me I can't make a comment (which was a joke by the way) going off the comment YOU made, you seem very idiotic and self consumed

    • @dadguy8415
      @dadguy8415 3 роки тому +3

      @@kingbob126 Wow your so smart

    • @starthornfromscratch2718
      @starthornfromscratch2718 3 роки тому +14

      @@kingbob126 I do get your point and I do not think that they should have told you not to speak (again, because freedom of speech and because what you said was a joke lol) but McDonalds is an American company, so technically it is American even if it has spread to other places. ^^'
      There wasn't any reason to get mad at the original joke either, since as you seem to have said, you shouldn't get mad at jokes. (Agreed on most fronts.)
      If I got anything wrong with your explanation please explain. :)

  • @BottFuso
    @BottFuso 2 місяці тому +1

    I have never had Whippets but they look just like Mallomars which are extremely yummy/
    Oh Henrys are an old time candy bars and these are just mini versions. Lastly I commend you for knowing the difference between smarties and smarties, you are a wealth of knowledge with little or no practical use!

  • @HarleenHarpe
    @HarleenHarpe Місяць тому +1

    Seeing Mark put ketchup on chocolate killed me on the inside

  • @Woofpro8
    @Woofpro8 Рік тому +3170

    Mark: Calls bear paws bad.
    Canadian elementary and middle schoolers: dies inside

    • @jessikapiche6097
      @jessikapiche6097 Рік тому +53

      true, but they still taste so cheap compare to the actual molasse cookies they are suppose to be! Terribly cheap on flavor, crumbly, just terrible.

    • @jhonshmo8400
      @jhonshmo8400 Рік тому +22

      true but he's right they taste like nothing

    • @mONkAy-bg5ue
      @mONkAy-bg5ue Рік тому +6

      True

    • @ashton_alexander
      @ashton_alexander Рік тому +30

      As a Canadian very true I grew up on bear paws but now that I think about it, they do taste like nothing very cheap quality.

    • @Ikury_X
      @Ikury_X Рік тому +14

      they taste pretty meh but its like every single person i know's childhood so its good 👍

  • @CocoChloeTV
    @CocoChloeTV 3 роки тому +382

    why is no one talking about the fact that he said smarties are spicy

  • @icypop-real
    @icypop-real Місяць тому

    "I think they put it the water to be honest-"
    Ah yes
    I love waking up to a good ol glass of maple water

  • @Legallystupid13
    @Legallystupid13 7 місяців тому +3

    As a Canadian, whippets are one of my favourite store bought desserts😭😭

  • @koolkat4321
    @koolkat4321 3 роки тому +373

    "everything in Canada is maple based, I think they put it in the water"
    okay, but have you smelled our money yet Mark?

  • @BlueStopSign
    @BlueStopSign 3 роки тому +15170

    Mark eating a Tim Tam: “God damn, you Canadians know how to live.”
    Australians: AHEM

    • @swoononmobile
      @swoononmobile 3 роки тому +179

      Yup

    • @leek.3671
      @leek.3671 3 роки тому +174

      Ikr? xD Literally my reaction hahaha

    • @KhaoticL0ki
      @KhaoticL0ki 3 роки тому +71

      EXACTLY

    • @kyntak5244
      @kyntak5244 3 роки тому +292

      he didn’t even use the tim tam as a straw for milk :(

    • @phoebesmith4066
      @phoebesmith4066 3 роки тому +196

      Blasphemy 🤦‍♀️ Australian snack and didn't do a Tim Tam Slam 😢

  • @xcentric_gaming9264
    @xcentric_gaming9264 3 місяці тому +1

    "Like the god of chocolate" *chomp*
    Casually ascends

  • @user-je7kg9ie3p
    @user-je7kg9ie3p 6 місяців тому +1

    Whippets are the poor man's version of English teacakes 😂😂

  • @1984stranger
    @1984stranger 3 роки тому +278

    me, a canadian watching this:
    *oh no hes eating the ketchup chips*

    • @joshuaz6232
      @joshuaz6232 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @trianglr
      @trianglr 3 роки тому +5

      idk why they're just nasty

    • @Tweedle-Stupid
      @Tweedle-Stupid 3 роки тому +5

      I quite enjoy them.

    • @Tum767
      @Tum767 3 роки тому +5

      Um excuse you, ketchup chips are amazing

    • @skigh45
      @skigh45 3 роки тому +2

      Disappointed he didn’t finish it off with some Thrills Chewing gum afterwards

  • @vargamour
    @vargamour 3 роки тому +433

    "Timtams are Canadian"
    Mark, please know that every Australian is now out for your blood.

    • @schaynegeorge4793
      @schaynegeorge4793 3 роки тому +11

      Me, Australian: Woo, candy video.
      Also me spotting the TimTams: fuck it, we stole lamingtons and pavlova and like 6 other things from NZ.

    • @BaconBoy3142
      @BaconBoy3142 3 роки тому

      @Blake Brisson same here

    • @Tanstaafl_74
      @Tanstaafl_74 3 роки тому +1

      Actual Mark quote: I dunno if Tim Tams are Canadian, but they sound Canadian

    • @vargamour
      @vargamour 3 роки тому +6

      @@schaynegeorge4793 hey no! Those are ours. Don't believe the kiwi propaganda

    • @idontlikeitproductions3509
      @idontlikeitproductions3509 3 роки тому +3

      You came to Australia, Mark! You should know better!

  • @AnxiousHell
    @AnxiousHell Місяць тому +1

    **Zoned out doing makeup**
    "You have homework." -mark
    **Confused fear**

  • @jaqs5974
    @jaqs5974 3 місяці тому

    i love lixian editing sm

  • @cleodoesstuff8248
    @cleodoesstuff8248 3 роки тому +1104

    Markiplier: "Tim Tams are canadian"
    Me: Angry Australian noises

    • @semiautomatic7415
      @semiautomatic7415 3 роки тому +5

      mhm same

    • @danyrista4429
      @danyrista4429 3 роки тому +65

      dont worry canada is bassicly air-conditioned australia

    • @matthewdias393
      @matthewdias393 3 роки тому +9

      I'm Canadian and this was me

    • @mango4981
      @mango4981 3 роки тому +17

      @@danyrista4429 if we had spiders like Australia, I would just stop aliving

    • @danyrista4429
      @danyrista4429 3 роки тому +6

      @@mango4981 true that but think about it, we got them raccons, these things are savage beast

  • @lps-emily
    @lps-emily 3 роки тому +23000

    IS THIS HOW PEOPLE IN JAPAN FEEL WHEN AMERICAN UA-camRS DO THIS-

  • @kaity8969
    @kaity8969 11 місяців тому +1

    the fact that he said that "we don't have any bears in America" even though we do lmao

  • @assistancebydesign1399
    @assistancebydesign1399 8 днів тому

    14:59 probably really good with like milk or tea
    so 16:30 the reason they are like m&ms is because they were made around the same time and smarties are actually the reason there is an "m" on m&ms because in the early nineteen-fifties they looked so similar and didnt want people confusing their product

  • @jazzberends4055
    @jazzberends4055 3 роки тому +413

    Mark: *likes hot sauce on popcorn*
    Also Mark: "THE SMARTIES ARE SPICY!!"

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 3 роки тому +2

      he didn't say he doesn't like spice. Those 2 things have no correlation.

    • @lucyinchat
      @lucyinchat 3 роки тому +6

      Spicy ≠ Hot. Cinnamon is just a weird flavor.

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 3 роки тому +3

      @@lucyinchat hot sauce is spicy.

    • @Biankalicious15
      @Biankalicious15 3 роки тому +10

      Plus there is 0g of cinnamon in a smartie 😂😂 so idk what the hell was on is fingers that he tasted 😂

    • @ace_of_crows8041
      @ace_of_crows8041 3 роки тому +3

      Smaties arent cinnamonny

  • @ace-beef2928
    @ace-beef2928 3 роки тому +772

    loosing my mind as a British person seeing Crunchie, Aero, Smarties, and teacakes and plus I didn’t know that you guys had them in Canada

    • @damionmoore5167
      @damionmoore5167 3 роки тому +69

      Canada was apart of the british empire at one point so it makes sense that we have a lot of common snacks.

    • @Arcath
      @Arcath 3 роки тому +31

      @@damionmoore5167 were also a place the royal family loves to visit, were the most British outside of Britain, were actualy alot of cultures mixed together kinda funny

    • @damionmoore5167
      @damionmoore5167 3 роки тому +9

      @@Arcath yeah were very multicultural

    • @vamplizzard
      @vamplizzard 3 роки тому +3

      South Africa also has them, lol

    • @ruadhandef9671
      @ruadhandef9671 3 роки тому +7

      As an Irish Person when I saw the Whippets my mind went straight to Teacakes

  • @matthewburton7092
    @matthewburton7092 9 місяців тому +2

    Wow! I love your vids mark, thanks for making me happy for all of these years… I am great-full.

  • @KingOfdemmons-tt3cd
    @KingOfdemmons-tt3cd 11 місяців тому +1

    the second he whipped out the ketchup lays my brain was like "what if u just ate lays with ketchup" I got up and now I am enjoying lays with ketchup

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +9553

    "The only reason I think it's Canadian because of the bigass maple leaf on it"
    I mean he wasn't wrong

    • @ritvikmishra8388
      @ritvikmishra8388 3 роки тому +250

      As Canadian I can assure he is not wrong, we label almost all of our food with the maple 🍁

    • @-im-aim
      @-im-aim 3 роки тому +35

      🍁

    • @aztriq9037
      @aztriq9037 3 роки тому +45

      we love our flag

    • @Choco____1
      @Choco____1 3 роки тому +15

      That's another one for the list along with Disrupt, the theorist channels, Oversimplified, Kento Bento, meme channels. cinema summary, steven he, and now markiplier.

    • @umbralimbo2104
      @umbralimbo2104 3 роки тому +13

      Maple syrup for life.

  • @rinkuinku
    @rinkuinku 3 роки тому +548

    Fun fact about the English and French labeling here: it’s illegal to mass produce a product and not have it labeled in both French and English.

    • @kiraasmos
      @kiraasmos 3 роки тому

      Wait how did I not know this?!

    • @nariaein
      @nariaein 3 роки тому +3

      thank you for the fun fact

    • @sandpaperchan5086
      @sandpaperchan5086 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah :)

    • @eternallk1ngs_57
      @eternallk1ngs_57 3 роки тому

      Why? It seems pretty dumb

    • @FPSBird
      @FPSBird 3 роки тому +1

      @@eternallk1ngs_57 because on if the biggest provinces speaks mostly french, not English and we also have 2 official languages

  • @HelloKitty-tv4vn
    @HelloKitty-tv4vn 11 місяців тому +1

    Mark having chocolate with ketchup: "why do Canadians have ketchup with chocolate..? that's just weird"
    Canadians: "we don't.."
    Tim Tam is a brand of chocolate biscuit introduced by the Australian biscuit company Arnott's in 1964. It consists of two malted biscuits separated by a light hard chocolate cream filling and coated in a thin layer of textured chocolate.

  • @EvynHazelwood
    @EvynHazelwood 2 місяці тому

    Mark has so much ovens he has to put his microwave in his pantry 😂

  • @UmbraHollow
    @UmbraHollow 3 роки тому +233

    Mark: Tim tams are Canadian
    Every Australian ever: *so you have chosen death*

    • @amandalad4781
      @amandalad4781 3 роки тому +2

      Tim tams are not Canadian! Tim hortans is Canadian

    • @johncass-cook8306
      @johncass-cook8306 3 роки тому

      New zealander*

    • @amelia-ge1rg
      @amelia-ge1rg 3 роки тому

      @@amandalad4781 can't tell if you're serious or not...but if you are, wtf are you on about😭😭

    • @mishkarae
      @mishkarae 3 роки тому

      It's just pure sacrilege 🤣

    • @lungz9260
      @lungz9260 3 роки тому +1

      @@amelia-ge1rg she ain’t wrong lol, that’s coming from a certified canadian

  • @uwucidal
    @uwucidal 3 роки тому +10700

    Alternate title: Markiplier mildly offends Canadians for 26 minutes

    • @austonmatthews2866
      @austonmatthews2866 3 роки тому +316

      lmao fr. as a canadian, this was very offencive.

    • @taylorthebaffon5096
      @taylorthebaffon5096 3 роки тому +323

      As a canadian i was disapointed you did not get some more of the hidden delicious candy

    • @zonecalibur372
      @zonecalibur372 3 роки тому +133

      Offensive and funny, just what I need

    • @aarona6420
      @aarona6420 3 роки тому +267

      HOW DARE HE BESMIRCH OUR BELOVED KETCHUP-BASED SNACKS

    • @void669
      @void669 3 роки тому +61

      @@taylorthebaffon5096 yeah of everything here the only one I would tell someone to try is the ketchup chips, but I don't think they taste like ketchup

  • @magma_5o587
    @magma_5o587 9 місяців тому

    20:56 he said “ZOOM” like captain marvel says “shazam”😂

  • @lanos6853
    @lanos6853 3 роки тому +500

    “They probably put maple syrup in the water”
    How does he know?!

    • @ethiowolfgaming3355
      @ethiowolfgaming3355 3 роки тому +15

      He must be taken care of get the geese!!!

    • @samanthanobbs7808
      @samanthanobbs7808 3 роки тому +5

      From a fellow Canadian, I must inquire you this one simple thing:
      What the absolute fuck are you smoking, my guy? XD

    • @loganstaniforth5386
      @loganstaniforth5386 3 роки тому +6

      @@samanthanobbs7808 There is a federal maple syrup reserve for a reason. We would never, EVER, waste such a precious, life giving fluid on WATER *gasps in shocked Canadian horror*

    • @rookyboi4514
      @rookyboi4514 3 роки тому +2

      Release the moose

    • @SugoiGrove
      @SugoiGrove 3 роки тому +2

      Who told him our secrets?!

  • @nikomoon2
    @nikomoon2 3 роки тому +242

    “We don’t have bears.”
    Mark, you live in California... WE HAVE A BEAR ON OUR STATE FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @aturtleinside9426
      @aturtleinside9426 3 роки тому +9

      The state flag of California depicts a grizzly bear which has been extinct in the state since the 1920s. Choose a different example.

    • @pomegranatejuice5139
      @pomegranatejuice5139 3 роки тому +10

      @@aturtleinside9426 so? there's still bears that live in california, even if they aren't grizzly bears.

    • @aturtleinside9426
      @aturtleinside9426 3 роки тому +3

      @@pomegranatejuice5139 I just meant that their point of having a bear on a flag doesn't mean said bear live in said state. The argument doesn't add up.

    • @chosenthesloth
      @chosenthesloth 3 роки тому +1

      @@aturtleinside9426 washington. Ive seen a lot of bears.

    • @alluvermin
      @alluvermin 3 роки тому +1

      I'm glad he can say one sarcastic ass remark each video that makes me irrationally upset at how wrong it is.

  • @wudugat3761
    @wudugat3761 3 місяці тому

    I have been eating tapatio with popcorn since I was a kid, it’s kinda awesome seeing someone discover popcorn/hot sauce combo!

  • @Domatron-qg7xk
    @Domatron-qg7xk 3 місяці тому

    Mark microwaving popcorn gave me flashbacks

  • @Jovviial
    @Jovviial 3 роки тому +243

    I feel like Australians are coming for his head

    • @GenNTiva
      @GenNTiva 3 роки тому +7

      Another one to the hit list

    • @spygaming1204
      @spygaming1204 3 роки тому +3

      Mate- you have no idea

    • @genericjoe8132
      @genericjoe8132 3 роки тому +11

      im upset how he thinks that TimTams are Canadian...

    • @abandonedcat5725
      @abandonedcat5725 3 роки тому +2

      he didnt even have milo with the timtams smh disappointment **INTENSIFIES**

    • @deadacciguess
      @deadacciguess 3 роки тому

      Nah, he likes them but they are Australian not Canadian, I’m really glad he likes them though

  • @teags7
    @teags7 3 роки тому +445

    Mark: “I review Canadian candy”
    Also Mark: Eats Australian TimTams 😂

    • @cocanuta
      @cocanuta 3 роки тому +43

      Plus Aero and Smarties from the UK 😂

    • @HorseCrazyMusicLover
      @HorseCrazyMusicLover 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, that was my first thought 😂

    • @thesepticscene
      @thesepticscene 3 роки тому +19

      As a Canadian, I thought this exact same thing. 😂

    • @katiestuttle1579
      @katiestuttle1579 3 роки тому +16

      @@cocanuta I'm pretty sure Whippets are just Tummock's Tea Cakes, which are also from the UK

    • @Gemma-Majoran
      @Gemma-Majoran 3 роки тому +16

      Welcome to the Commonwealth.
      Australia and Canada are both Commonwealths of UK

  • @blazy_wolfy_love
    @blazy_wolfy_love 7 місяців тому

    "Its ok" **aggressive sneeze** "but it's not that good" LIKE ARE YOU GOOD MARK?-

  • @ChurroPole
    @ChurroPole 8 місяців тому +1

    The whippets reaction makes me want to see mark react to Danish “flødeboller”

  • @rachelondang1727
    @rachelondang1727 3 роки тому +216

    Mark: I don't like smarties. It's spicy, why is it spicy?
    Me: excuse me, w h a t? Spicy? How did you get s p i c y?

    • @elitef3642
      @elitef3642 3 роки тому +4

      Well, his tongue registered spicy, so it was spicy. Really the issue isn't marks fault, it's just his tongue... which is extra weird

    • @rachelondang1727
      @rachelondang1727 3 роки тому +12

      @@elitef3642 I'm more curious on what spicy smarties would taste like haha

    • @braydenbrayden5
      @braydenbrayden5 3 роки тому +3

      I came here looking for this maybe it was that fancy water hes drinking got his mouth on something extra 😂🤣

    • @roanaway
      @roanaway 3 роки тому +3

      I was also wondering why his Smarties were spicy???
      They are the candy I wish we had in the US most

    • @rachelondang1727
      @rachelondang1727 3 роки тому +5

      @@roanaway its basically like chocolate with a sweet candy coated shell. I know the US smarties are the equivalent of our "rockets" the chalky candy. I'm surprised he didn't go for kinder Surprise! Those are delicious!

  • @cherylchislett2368
    @cherylchislett2368 6 місяців тому +3

    it hurts to hear as an australian mark say "canadians know how to live" while eating timtams
    (still love you mark)

  • @IRS-js3ob
    @IRS-js3ob 9 місяців тому +2

    CANADA DAMN YOU STOLE MY COUNTRIES LOLLIES

  • @zk_otb1264
    @zk_otb1264 3 роки тому +3705

    CSIS, RCMP, Special Forces, and National defense are all watching him dip aeros in ketchup.

    • @kingoftherats4110
      @kingoftherats4110 3 роки тому +146

      Don't forget the Canadian Revenue Agency

    • @brandensooknanan3041
      @brandensooknanan3041 3 роки тому +165

      Trudeau is about to start a nationwide manhunt for Mark

    • @adoptdontshop3911
      @adoptdontshop3911 3 роки тому +11

      What about the FBI?

    • @EZ4S30NG
      @EZ4S30NG 3 роки тому +20

      Canadians are weird man, smh Why mix ketchup with Chocolate ?🤷‍♂️

    • @hotmessmom6871
      @hotmessmom6871 3 роки тому +8

      Now he’s going to get arrested

  • @tomute9212
    @tomute9212 3 роки тому +375

    Tim Tams are Auatralian. Canada was just like "they're mine now"

    • @j.r.b.7585
      @j.r.b.7585 3 роки тому +4

      smarties and aero are english also

    • @macroisdad8018
      @macroisdad8018 3 роки тому +5

      You do know that things get imported around the world right? Like food and clothes and things?

    • @TheLozalicious
      @TheLozalicious 3 роки тому

      @Sam COOKSON hahaha same.

    • @evanbaker3033
      @evanbaker3033 3 роки тому

      @Retrogradius First of all I would like to start of as an Australian by saying thank you for recognizing the deliciousness of Tim Tams. Second of all, fuck you get your own lollies. Thirdly "I have a dream that Tim tams will remain an Australian thing" -Ricegum TMNT (2007)

    • @piyushpalawat6461
      @piyushpalawat6461 3 роки тому

      Never been to Auatralia. Sounds like a fun place

  • @HarleenHarpe
    @HarleenHarpe Місяць тому

    I have an all-Canadian addiction to bear paws

  • @akirahisui-lucario5636
    @akirahisui-lucario5636 5 місяців тому

    Protonjon: panicked and concerned screaming
    VanossGaming: Angry Owl boy noises
    Failboat: confusion
    The Great Clement: Angry Swearing
    GG Gabriel Gaming: Trauma
    Haruka: soul leaves body

  • @ariessnep
    @ariessnep 3 роки тому +367

    I hope I wasn’t the only Canadian who thought “what the hell is this man doing?” When he put ketchup on a ketchup chip

    • @savvydale5349
      @savvydale5349 3 роки тому +6

      Right! Lol

    • @moatydaddy
      @moatydaddy 3 роки тому +19

      the horror I felt in my heart was very intense

    • @aydenmitchel472
      @aydenmitchel472 3 роки тому +2

      when he put the ketchup on the aero bar 🤔🤔

    • @naveenkalia2156
      @naveenkalia2156 3 роки тому +11

      wait until he sees the milk in a bag

    • @teddybear6746
      @teddybear6746 3 роки тому +3

      Almost as bad as that girl who washed the ketchup chips-

  • @beanie_babe_xo6799
    @beanie_babe_xo6799 3 роки тому +363

    “I feel like this is not a weird thing in Canada.”
    Putting ketchup on chocolate (an Aero bar no less) feels more illegal than Mark fighting our endangered animals

  • @SavegeBeast
    @SavegeBeast Рік тому +1

    Bro the ketchup and aero got me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AaronTom-tj2gu
    @AaronTom-tj2gu 2 місяці тому +1

    2:06 the poor popcorn

  • @juliagipson4553
    @juliagipson4553 3 роки тому +715

    Mark: “we don’t have bears in America”
    Bears in America: are we a joke to you

    • @annatheartperson
      @annatheartperson 3 роки тому +27

      CA (whose flag is a bear): **angry Californian noises**

    • @melonlad3684
      @melonlad3684 3 роки тому +10

      Black bears in Louisiana, angry omnivore noises

    • @skribblet.
      @skribblet. 3 роки тому +5

      Yes, yes they are

    • @cessnafun5385
      @cessnafun5385 3 роки тому +17

      Bears are a government conspiracy, they're just dogs that took up bodybuilding as a sport.

    • @boii6569
      @boii6569 3 роки тому +1

      Bears will be hauting on marks dreams

  • @bcrich792000
    @bcrich792000 3 роки тому +465

    He's gonna feel real crappy when he finds out TimTams are Australian.

    • @thenutgod284
      @thenutgod284 3 роки тому +13

      I am very disappointed in Mark.

    • @Void_9119
      @Void_9119 3 роки тому +4

      Haha that's what I was thinking

    • @Dan-wm6ss
      @Dan-wm6ss 3 роки тому +9

      i am actually kinda frustrated because he didnt find out that timtams are australian lmaooo

    • @griseo1586
      @griseo1586 3 роки тому +4

      I’m shaking and crying rn, how could he do this???

    • @dusty2663
      @dusty2663 3 роки тому

      Literally look up where Tim Tams are made Mark...

  • @corbo_08
    @corbo_08 3 дні тому

    You need to let the aero melt on your tongue, you feel the bubbles and that is amazing

  • @Wolf88769
    @Wolf88769 7 місяців тому

    For some reason when you got to the TimTam it reminded me of the witch doctor song cuz I sounded like it idk why I think it's my adhd cuz this happens a lot and it's always the most random things 😂

    • @feralmagick7177
      @feralmagick7177 4 місяці тому

      Probably because the song goes Ooh Ee, Ooh ah ah, TingTang, walla walla bing bang.

  • @systemdoesmusic
    @systemdoesmusic 3 роки тому +863

    "its like middle earth, but up north"
    as a Canadian, that is way too fucking accurate

  • @Kjf365
    @Kjf365 3 роки тому +449

    Mark accidentally discovering he likes hot sauce on popcorn is probably the funniest non-gaming thing I've witnessed on this channel.

    • @claremorningstar537
      @claremorningstar537 3 роки тому +22

      Every Mexican: 👀

    • @sororsn
      @sororsn 3 роки тому +18

      Wait till he finds that there's Takis popcorn

    • @Crackrzz
      @Crackrzz 3 роки тому +5

      @@sororsn Nooooooo. Don't want him just sucking the powder off and leaving the wet popcorn. ROFL!

    • @jetblack5941
      @jetblack5941 3 роки тому +3

      wait till he discovers jalapeno salt on popcorn, same thing without the wet

    • @sarahkrig6375
      @sarahkrig6375 3 роки тому

      @@jetblack5941 unless he just licks it off... because that’s how they end up wet

  • @jessicadriscoll1521
    @jessicadriscoll1521 6 місяців тому +1

    Not me a Canadian in Canada eating my aero bar and ketchup chips