actually died laughing seeing markiplier immediately eat the ice cream with his bare hands after hearing him hype up the shovel for literally half the entire video
it's been almost two years and I'm still trying to figure out if this was a video about a tactical shovel, the sourpatch ice cream or the ice cream from Mark's hometown
I like how everyone's talking about the tactical shovel and no one's talking about how he straight up, without even thinking twice, scooped up the ice cream with his fingers...
In all seriousness, assuming there was no easy way off the island and civilization was hundreds of miles away, this would be a very useful survival tool.
@@finnwoodward27 No, dessert island was the best word for this situation, just shoveling endless ice cream into your mouth until you get a Joker smile.
Mark: “I bought this because it has a million and one uses. Do you know what that means? It means it can do about 16 different things.” Math 101 with Markiplier
Ethan- plays minecraft Felix- plays minecraft Sean- plays minecraft Mark- runs out into the woods and tries to play real life minecraft with his tactical shovel
@@kayjay_cue Well for the Zombie Apocalypse having something with Million+1 uses would not be so great... Becky would break after killing only 1KK+1 zombies!!!
Haha! I know right?TypicalMarkimoo!Takes waaay too long explaining something that he's not gonna do in the first place! lol Hope he enjoys his swiss army shovel thingie!lol
I didn’t get that far into the video when I read this so I thought it was from a different video- I guess I thought he wouldn’t be almost burning his house down with just a shovel and some ice cream-
What I expected : Mark in a beautiful flower shirt that i want What I got : Mark in a wonderful flower shirt that i want, but also selling me a tactical shovel.
Mark: *angrily walks off camera towards Amy with sharp shoveled/spoon/knife/axe thing* you think you're funny? Amy: *timidly* no... Amy was never heard from again
@@stefthorman8548 the fact you assume you know the definition better then me proves you have a lame sense of humor anyway so I honestly dont care what you think. Oh an btw try searching stuff up before you open you mouth cause whoosh has never just referred to jokes.
@@stefthorman8548 infact saying"whoosh" an making a hand gesture indicating a miss was to my knowledge first used in media an TV shows in the early 90s an maybe even the 80s. An it usually meant the person didnt understand an concept in general an not just a joke. This is a long winded way of saying you an your false opinion doesn't even matter due to a over all lack of fact. An that just proves you didnt do well in language arts in middle school most likely due to your lack of debating skills. Such as research.
New title: *I impulsively bought a shovel so now I'm going to come up with reasons for why its a good purchase and then I'll eat ice cream with my shovel*
Me: if a zombie apocalypse happens what weapon would you bring? My friend: a shotgun My other friend: a sniper Mark: *a tactical shovel* Edit: omg I don't know UA-cam had so many zombie expert. Thank you for the tip and here is a question for all of you zombie expert out there. Is a flamethrower a good weapon in a zombie apocalypse?
A tactical shovel would actually be a good weapon assuming there arent any ranged zombies anywhere and if there are ranged survivors you can join them seeing as your shovel is very useful and they cant shoot while shoveling.
Bannana Toast ikr like if there’s hordes of zombies you’re not going to take them out one by one. Plus your going to have to carry that heavy thing everywhere you go.
MrMasterGamer 0 Technically, it does have a million uses in one item Though I know how you’re trying to correct someone in a UA-cam comment that won’t affect their life in any way
Markliplier:
5% Ice Cream
5% Sour Candy
90% TACTICAL SHOVELS
98% Tactical Shovel
He talked about killing things for 5 minutes
I WAS YOUR 420TH VIBES
Joao Vitor Finavaro 99.999999*
110% jokes about Darkiplier
"It's no longer night because you have the fire"
Logic, perfect logic
It's the same logics as ' don't Starve ' really 😂😂😅
it's big brain time
Zodiac Cookie I like your profile picture
@@null_tries_stuff Thank you :)
Yes very logical Deku
30 year old man wields impulse-buy shovel while ranting about murder and sour patch ice cream.
Why is this so funny lol
You got a job in CNN
I want to do the same.
That's how my first date went... Or will end cause... Nevermind
Savi now that’s content!
Mark: this shovel is very sharp on both ends for cutting and hacking at things.
Also Mark: *eats from it*
Such acts performed are expected from masochists like mark
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
What i expected: sour ice cream
What i got: a full documentary on why i should buy a tactical shovel
Marc Brown now i want to buy one
Is this a bad thing???
*tactical
I'm not complaining
@@sanddancer5225 to your wallet yes
"I'm gonna eat this sour patch kids ice cream with my tactical shovel"
You wanna know how I got these scars?
By eating icecream?
Shania George 😭😭💀💀
DEAD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao that was a good one I loved it
I like how Jack is literally doing interviews with Hollywood stars and Mark is eating sour patch kids ice cream with a shovel
And Felix is still playing Minecraft
Priorities
And Wade still hates braba
uhhh... a TACTICAL shovel
Owen Dougherty sean
These type of videos always seem like Mark has kidnapped you, tied you up and is forcing you to listen to him talk for hours about random shit.
I think you might be projecting your kink a little bit.
@@kalooniee I'm not gay man.
But goddamn Markimoo is... even straight guys know he's hot asf
At its core, isn’t that what UA-cam has always been about?
I was talking about the original comment by the way
@@samkohlo9158 yeah same goes for a lot of people like matpat too, but markiplier is crazy on another level
@@TheRealZazaExpert true
My friend: “What are you going to do during quarantine?”
Me: “I’m going to eat this ice cream with my tactical shovel.”
AceVenturas Spear I’m sure your spear will be very jealous
Lol
Thanks
I felt that
The actual video starts at 5:35
Five minutes in, Mark is still justifying his tactical shovel
Halfway through the video he’s finally done
@@benovermire3372 LOLLLLL
69th like
Like why did u acctually like that ;-;
Say what you want I would love to have on. I mean it has a million and one uses right.
Darkiplier is gonna kill Bob and Wade with his tactical shovel
You like Tokyo Ghoul???!!!
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THE TOKYO GHOUL USERNAME-
darkiplier would probably kill wade first
We have the same picture 😶
Surferdood who wouldn’t ?
I feel like we need a video of Mark ACTUALLY going into the Serengeti wilderness with nothing but his tact. shovel
And he was to hunt a wild Wade
Sadly…Becky has passed….
@@matt0119and he has a bob wolf (not a furry) to help his hunt be successful
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 he can always take Bed knife lol.
I agree. He also needs to bring along his tactical whip and his taser baton.😂
alternative title: “Markiplier Advertising a multi tool shovel. Also sourpatch icecream”
don't forget the other ice cream
this would have been an amazing title
yes
And darkiplier
.
Area 51 guard: We can defeat all the raiders don’t worry
*Mark appears with tactical shovel *
Area 51 guard: Confused screaming
Area 51: These are confusing times
FBI: What... That's Illegal
Yes, indeed.
*blocks 50 cal. Bullet with shovel* "oh, that's the one million and one'th capability"
what that be the reason why mark bought the shovel
Says he doesn't need to justify why he bought the shovel.
Literally spends the first five minutes justifying why he bought the shovel.
Now that's called _sarcasm_
r/woooosh
Yeah, it's big brain time
typical mark
Haha 300th
actually died laughing seeing markiplier immediately eat the ice cream with his bare hands after hearing him hype up the shovel for literally half the entire video
Imagine getting trapped, stabbed, killed, cut up into pieces, burned and buried all by the same shovel
Not any old shovel.... A TACTICAL SHOVEL!!!!
you mean by warfstache?
Felix: plays minecraft
Sean: plays minecraft
Ethan: plays minecraft
Mark: *TACTICAL SHOVEL*
This is so accurate
Séan*
You know what this means...
We need a tactical shovel mod.
U mean enchanted diamond showel?
@@Lichdemonz yes.
it's been almost two years and I'm still trying to figure out if this was a video about a tactical shovel, the sourpatch ice cream or the ice cream from Mark's hometown
DUHHH, the shovel..
Same same
I’m trying to figure out where to buy the ice cream honestly lol
It's just a bad review of a survival tool, as it.... doesn't. It really doesn't.
Graeters ice cream is really epic, all the flavors are really well, made.
It's tradition for me to come back here every once in a while to watch Markiplier fumble around with a shovel and a tub of ice cream for 15 minutes
yes
I love How half the video is Mark being excited about his Tactical Shovel and telling us How to survive with only a “shovel”
How dare you still live fricker
Why are you subscribed to every channel in the platform
You can also see the moment where he gets tired of his own voice 😂
@Delone Savannah is so long ;-;
Whatever happened to his shovel
Came for the sour patch,
Stayed for the *_tactical shovel_*
Yes both are cool ig😂
My question is how one would buy such a shovel. Asking for a friend...😅
Mark: spends 5 minutes of trying to convince himself that he didn't waste money
Oh he didnt
DrPixel Dude true
I am actually pretty sure he genuinely loves his shovel and wanted to share the love.
DrPixel Dude: spoils the first 5 minutes of the video... i was looking forward to that :(
@@Ryder-bj6fi it taste very good if you eat it right
“ It can also *K I L L P E O P L E !* “
Best line if the video
I like how everyone's talking about the tactical shovel and no one's talking about how he straight up, without even thinking twice, scooped up the ice cream with his fingers...
After he insisted the shovel was going to be used to eat it. (Ik he used it later lol)
THATS WHAT- I WAS LIKE "why-mark why...."
ngl i had to pause it and calm myself down because it was hot :))
@@trinitymarshall4116 No, that was disgusting!
@@ZaxorVonSkyler disgustingly hot
Imagine your trapped on a dessert island. You can only bring one things. What do you bring?
Mark : let me tell you about my tactical shovel
Borkinator9000 shhhhhhhhh it was 2am and i couldnt be bothered to check if it was right xD
In all seriousness, assuming there was no easy way off the island and civilization was hundreds of miles away, this would be a very useful survival tool.
Pun intended?
@@finnwoodward27 No, dessert island was the best word for this situation, just shoveling endless ice cream into your mouth until you get a Joker smile.
I would bring a helicopter
Me: how do you eat icecream?
Everyone: with a spoon
Mark: With my bare hands and a shovel
Tactical shovel
😂
you mean a shovel, knife, lighter, whistle, shovel?
Holy crap about 500 likes? This is my most liked comment
“Ice cream is something to be eaten sparingly” Mark eating it with a literal shovel
Mark: "This is not a toy, I am a professional."
Also Mark: Making sparks with a firestarter in his house for his own amusement.
And these two instances are less than a minute apart
@@mr.unlucky458 which makes it even better
Galaxy Girl - it needs fuel to make a fire
Galaxy Girl sparks?He could’ve continued making sparks & eventually have made a second character for Spyro,if this makes any sense that is!☺️😉👾👱🏼♀️🐲🎇
Lol
Mark: *makes a video about trying sour patch kids icecream*
Also Mark: *spends half the video taking about the best shovel*
Ads
I was dying of laughter of the shovel 🤣
Famousy....;)
I clicked on this for ice cream
I got a shovel
I’m not disappointed
Welp time to *_MARKET GARDEN_*
Jordan yeah because he’s eating the ice cream with the shovel
no, nope. that's just mark
pretty sure it was dark
M. Yup probably :/
4:00
Mark : This is not a toy!
Also Mark : *plays with it*
Aragon: you have my sword.
Legolas: and you have my bow
Mark: and my tactical shovel
Thank you for this.
It's not a waste of money!
Yes.
Welcome
Lord of the rings is my favorite trilogy ever.
Mark: “I bought this because it has a million and one uses. Do you know what that means? It means it can do about 16 different things.”
Math 101 with Markiplier
Fab Fox More like math 1,000,001
math 101 has about 16 math things
And it's only $190 on Amazon!
Oh yeah, this is big brain time
@@spiderman5060 HBHABYBVYCV I was gonna SAY that.
When you realize that you just watched a grown man talking about shovel and ice cream for almost 15 minutes straight
Its great isn't it
This is one of the best comments EVER 😂😂😂 (I'm laughing way to hard)
Ik it’s great I see no problem XD
Better than watching a 50 years old man playing with barbys... Don't ask.
Nah, I just skipped where he tried the ice cream and left
I really love how everytime Mark shows one of his mantoys he make sure to tell us that this is not a toy but a professional tool.
Ethan- plays minecraft
Felix- plays minecraft
Sean- plays minecraft
Mark- runs out into the woods and tries to play real life minecraft with his tactical shovel
yeeet haw I wanna see it
koreanu reeves
He should it would get views
platypus poop vlogs i mean ur not wrong lol
Stepping Stone smame herep
What I expected: Sour patch ice cream
What I got: Darkiplier plays with tactical shovel.
Prove of Darkiplier has corrupted Mark
Oh my god yess
I'm glad you noticed that too
I noticed it too XD
*gasp* dark is back
Thank you, I agree
I'm here after Mark didn't use the shovel to safely bury his friend.
Me too
we were SPECIFICALLY told to N O T bring up the shovel
why...why would you bring up the shovel
gorilla exactly
Never mention the tactical shovel...
"If you don't know what a tactical shovel is-"
Mark, my dad is a total bushman....I know what a tactical toothbrush is.
I think dark took over and he's fueling himself with sour patche kids.
BloodMoonLps agreed😂😂😂
Whats sour patche kids
Dark/Sour Patch Kids is my new OTP.
He's evil twin.....Wilfred W😲
Do you mean darkiplier? Also you spelt patch wrong
*WITHOUT TACTICAL SHOVEL*
You are locked in room with monsters
*WITH TACTICAL SHOVEL*
Monsters are locked in room with YOU
Now everyone takes their Becky and starts stabbing monsters in the butt
Deep 👍
I will write this sentence with gold
@DoDoMAN #17 there is nothing wrong with his spelling. Sure he said u instead of you but that’s how people type stuff now
@DoDoMAN #17 lol that's the joke of the comment
wish my parents were as proud of me as mark is of his tactical shovel
That’s just sad
Feels
Ssaaammeee
Sorry 😔😔😔
@@youi6762 its a joke dude
Only a spoonful!
mark then proceeds to pulls out his giant spoon he calls a tactical shovel
7:44
Mark: *walks in with his shovel* "You think your funny?"
Amy: *sees Mark and highly concerned* "No"
who's amy
@@nauticul1999 Amy is Mark's gf
@@kallikaye91 oh makes sense thanks
After that, Amy was never seen again.
When Mark said he would use the shovel to eat the icecream I was just thinking...
*You wanna know how I got these scars?*
Alright, I'll stop hehe ;D
Killer:any last words
Mark:lemme pull out my knife from my shovel
Killer:pull out what?
Mark:give me 5 min i gotta find it
Killer:........
Let me pull it out of my crack
Off camera mark snorts is his ice cream and runs in circles with his shovel
Well I was going to buy Christmas gifts for my family but instead I'll think I'll buy a bunch of Tactical Shovels for everyone including myself.
Lol
He spent six minutes talking about this shovel that had infinite uses and then he USED HIS HAND FOR THE FIRST BITE---
he is truly a god 😩
Correction, five minutes and thirty one seconds
@@FaNsI- Close enough
*Was that the bite of 87 shovel uses?!?!?!!*
@@connorfindlayyt360 lol
If Mark was in The Hunger Games, Becky would be his weapon.
He's all ready for the zombie apocalypse too.
And a Tsunami
I'd use Becky too, man she has a million and one uses
Hed kill eveyone
@@kayjay_cue Well for the Zombie Apocalypse having something with Million+1 uses would not be so great... Becky would break after killing only 1KK+1 zombies!!!
Mark: *takes out the harpoon*
Me: amy your adult child has a weapon
SparklePepsi//CutiePepsi 😂😂
🤣
Amy: what do you have there Mark?
Mark: A TACTICAL SHOVEL
AMY: NO!!!
I believe you mean man-child. I'm just kidding.
Ikr Mark is just so cute towards Amy it's so cute😍
I tried raspberry chocolate chip ice cream when I was younger and it was phenomenal, highly recommended
I like this one every so often as a nice treat when I'm very sad. It cheers me up greatly!
it's amazing!
Ditto
Felix: *is becoming a Minecraft channel
Jack: “sTORYTIME!”
Mark: *is becoming a (sour)food channel with a hint of added survival skills
Writing Artist I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING XD
"Survival skills"
How to survive when markiplier goes insane with a tactical shovel
I blame pogo stuck
Wow I never thought of that
Jacks becoming a Minecraft youtuber
We must equip every U.S soldier with a tactical shovel.
Yes. just yes
Yes
What if ur strayian
Of course the soldiers use the whistle to scare the enemy GeNiUs!
I think some ww2 soldiers did carry sort of tactical shovels. Don’t @ me on that.
Mark: goes on about how useful his tactical shovel is.
Also Mark: eats ice cream with hand.
Or... you could just use a spoon, Mark?? Mark??
@@Phoebe5448 THESE ARE MA SPOONZ!!
SPOON
SPOON
SPOON
😂😂😂😂😂
@@gabrielathomas4783 TACTICAL SPOONS!! oh my god I'm going to patent that!! 😁
Miles
I like how 60% of this is him taking about his tactical shovel, 30% of him talking about other stuff and 10% eating and reviewing the ice ream
Mark: *rant about tactical shovel, sending sparks across the room*
Amy: "Did I grab the wrong icecream?"
I was so scared that he would hurt himself eating with his tactical shovel
I was just waiting for him to slip up and shiv his tongue. x.x
I was to. I was like mark no
"Wanna know how I got these scars?"
Eeeeeeee same
I was so scared he wasn't going to eat with his tactical shovel. Came here for ice cream, damnit.
I love how the first piece of information that Mark shares about his tactical shovel is the fact that he purchased it
I don't even go outside but Mark is really selling me on this shovel.
Same
Yeah I really want one but it's like...200+ USD if the one I saw was the same one
It’s a funny but great as for the shovel I want it now 😂
I actually bought one haha 😂
He is
Jack Pewds and Ken: Minecraft
Mark: *_Sour Patch_*
😂tru😂
Mark needs to play minecraft with pewds and jack
@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai ye
This is true
Yeah, this is big brain time.
mark: spends $200 on a shovel with which to eat ice cream
also mark: immediately scoops ice cream with bare hands
$252.77 before possible shipping fees to be exact
No, he scooped with his spoons.
Haha! I know right?TypicalMarkimoo!Takes waaay too long explaining something that he's not gonna do in the first place! lol Hope he enjoys his swiss army shovel thingie!lol
mark: "and im gonna use this shovel for the ice cream!" him two second later: *scoops it out with his hand*
Title of this video: "Sour Patch Kids Icecream"
What most of it is about: A shovel.
$190
A TACTICAL shovel, please.
@@Gwen_Hemoxia sOrrY
A tactical shovel
@@sawce846 Someone just replied that :p
Mark: "Here we have some Sour Patch Kids Ice cre.....*TACTICAL SHOVEL*"
Editor: Ice cream? The video won't be long enough-
Mark: S H O V E L .
Tactical Shovel now trending in 2019 xD
As I read this I was like "what shovel" and then
*B A M*
*"ThIs iS mY TaCtIcAl sHoVeL"*
I am tactical shovel guy. And this is my shovel. It has 2 duodecillion uses and costs $9,000,000 to rent for only 3 days.
Cursed Browash empowered Crash hmm... can I rent it? I have 2 whole rolls of toilet paper just for you
Mark : Spends half the video talking about his tactical shovel
Also Mark : *Takes first bite with his fingers*
“I am a professional.” *giggles as he almost burns down his house*
He is a man with FIVE OVENS.
I didn’t get that far into the video when I read this so I thought it was from a different video- I guess I thought he wouldn’t be almost burning his house down with just a shovel and some ice cream-
@@TheGreatAshenOne why so many
@Crotchwhistle Purple r/woooosh
YaY 100Th LikE NobODY CArES!!
I feel like Darkiplier is slowly taking over Mark lol
Ebony McPherson yea.... 😬😬😬
Omg actually
Eclipse Flix already seen it lol, that’s why I noticed Dark in this video
@@ebonymcpherson4872 ah
He never left
What I was expecting: Sour ice cream
What I get: *Full documentary on why I should buy a shovel*
What I expected : Mark in a beautiful flower shirt that i want
What I got : Mark in a wonderful flower shirt that i want, but also selling me a tactical shovel.
" Mark, what do you have? "
" A TACTICAL SHOVEL "
" *nO* "
"What do you have?"
"A KNIFE"
"nO"
Umm, I will get famous;)
Mark's mom: *long sigh*
@@shannonburlynne8372 No shut up u nub
@@jerlocksmeionor1237 am nub 🙃
mark: *buys an entire tactical shovel to spoon the ice cream
also mark: **uses his fingers*
So, can somebody explain to me why a grown man eating ice cream with a shovel?
@@kikih1467 Because why not.
@@kikih1467 the real question is: why not?
@@kikih1467 why not
@@sadblueberries3875Because yes
14 minutes of Mark being an ice cream critic and playing with a million and one use shovel
Mark: TACTICAL SHOVEL IN WHICH I SHALL TRY THIS ICE CREAM
Also Mark: *uses his hand*
Yea pretty sure bob n wade officially broke mark hes been crazier than nirmal ever since pogostuck
2:08 Darkiplier moment
2:34 Another Dark moment
2:50 More Darkiplier
Mark's talk about torches, a shovel, and tripwires remind me of Minecraft
"Cereal is different than ice cream"
-Mark 2019.
True words of wisdom.
@@insomniadog3386 loving this new shovel review channel he's doing!
50% of video, death and tactical shovel
Other 50%: ice cream politics
Perfectly balanced as Thanos would say :)
XD
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
4 years and this is still my favorite video to surface on the face of the internet
Nobody:
UA-camrs trying to make the video ten minutes long:
*t a c t i c a l s h o v e l*
Ok
"Ice cream should be enjoyed occasionally and sparingly."
*eats it by the shovelful*
@I don’t like Lgbt people tf did you get those eyes from I wanna know
@I don’t like Lgbt people Please say your user name is a joke.
A quote by Markiplier
Lmao
Mark : “This not a toy!”
Also Mark: *Continues to shoot sparks on camera *
Wym continues he said “this is not a toy” after he shot it
mark responding to this comment "this is not a toy i am a trained professional"
Next thing u know his house is gone
@@GjcP563 all 5 ovens, gone.
With a smile!
I came for a review of Ice Cream.
I got instructions on how to use a Killer Shovel by Mark.
And I don’t regret one second of it.
King Gaming. lmao
4:07
911: 911 what’s your Emergency?
Mark: I burnt my house down with a shovel
omfg I cant with YT comments half the time they're better than the video
@@creamreaper2152Not this time.
Mark: *angrily walks off camera towards Amy with sharp shoveled/spoon/knife/axe thing* you think you're funny?
Amy: *timidly* no...
Amy was never heard from again
I've been searching the comments for sometime to mention that
The dark part is when it cuts back he's wiping the shovel as if he just used it for something.
Mark: Amy this is really good... Amy??
*Looks at shovel*
Mark: Oh yeah...
Simone TheHamiltonFan and harpoon
Mark: “I don’t need to justify why I bought this to anybody.”
Also Mark: *Justifies why he bought it to everybody for 5 minutes*
My mom when I get home from school
0:00
Whoooooooosh
@@Ave_Satana666 your woosh means you don't know what it meant
@@stefthorman8548 the fact you assume you know the definition better then me proves you have a lame sense of humor anyway so I honestly dont care what you think. Oh an btw try searching stuff up before you open you mouth cause whoosh has never just referred to jokes.
@@stefthorman8548 infact saying"whoosh" an making a hand gesture indicating a miss was to my knowledge first used in media an TV shows in the early 90s an maybe even the 80s. An it usually meant the person didnt understand an concept in general an not just a joke. This is a long winded way of saying you an your false opinion doesn't even matter due to a over all lack of fact. An that just proves you didnt do well in language arts in middle school most likely due to your lack of debating skills. Such as research.
Mark: THIS IS A TACTICAL SHOVEL I BOUGHT TO EAT ICE CREAM
Also Mark: *takes first bite with fingers*
Dude right
Mark: "I bought this tactical shovel to eat the ice cream" also Mark *takes first scoop with hands*
How it literally is so cold how was he able to do that!!!
@Joseph Filyau you right
Professionals have standards
Or he is Todaroki
Anyone know what brand the shovel Is I want it
“And this isn’t just a shovel it’s also a blade cause it’s sharp”
**Proceeds to eat ice cream with it later on in the video**
My point exactly
Normal people: *Eats ice cream with a spoon*
Mark: T A C T I C A L S H O V E L
And his hand...don't forget he dove in hand first.
@@nogoaway3336She has a Name!
lel
here come dark
Survival show: You can bring *one* item to help you
Mark: *Pulls Tactical Shovel from crack*
I died of laughter thank you
Idea: Darkiplier's main weapon isn't mind games, or his other powers, but the tactical shovel.
Edit: Thanks for all the likes, guys!
On this episode if GAME Thoery
Could you imagine seeing him at the end of a dark alley way wielding THAT
@@PAMEVE21 Bruh I'm shaking lmao
Amelia I was thinking the same thing
@@PAMEVE21 woah scary dood
New title: *I impulsively bought a shovel so now I'm going to come up with reasons for why its a good purchase and then I'll eat ice cream with my shovel*
I swear I've seen you before..
69th like! Nice
Cough* tax write-off
By Fall Out Boy
That is almost exactly what I was going to post. It really is an excuse to show off/justify the shovel. I love it.
Me: if a zombie apocalypse happens what weapon would you bring?
My friend: a shotgun
My other friend: a sniper
Mark: *a tactical shovel*
Edit: omg I don't know UA-cam had so many zombie expert. Thank you for the tip and here is a question for all of you zombie expert out there. Is a flamethrower a good weapon in a zombie apocalypse?
A tactical shovel would actually be a good weapon assuming there arent any ranged zombies anywhere and if there are ranged survivors you can join them seeing as your shovel is very useful and they cant shoot while shoveling.
@@apollo4294 we need a tactical shotgun
A sniper is the most inefficient weapon possible
Bannana Toast ikr like if there’s hordes of zombies you’re not going to take them out one by one. Plus your going to have to carry that heavy thing everywhere you go.
And then you stand there...with no ammo, thinking "should have gone with the tactical shovel" 😂
Title: Sour Patch Kids ice cream.
Mark: Let's talk about my *Tactical Shovel* and its million in one uses.
Million and one uses
MrMasterGamer 0
Technically, it does have a million uses in one item
Though I know how you’re trying to correct someone in a UA-cam comment that won’t affect their life in any way
world 2nothing million and oneth
I mean... it's like a whole 16
@@urgae9125 It'S oNe MiLlIoN aNd OnE
*Buys a Tactical Shovel*
(THUD)
Mark: "This is a HARPOON."
Mark eating ice cream with a tactical shovel has the same vibes as a villain eating spaghetti with a fork taped to a gun
I’ve never seen a villain do that 😂
@@RafaelMartinez4oh8 I saw it in a video, can't remember which one but it was funny af 😂
Sounds like something Wilford would do
i want this to be a series, him reviewing the various sour patch kids flavoured foods
edit: and also reviewing tactical weapons, apparently
I agree
Tactical nuke???
Yes
@@slayertheplayer3473 no a tactical atomic nuke lol
Markiplier: buys tactical shovel to eat ice cream
Military elite force: *Am I a joke to you?*
*Mark talking about his tatical shovel* "This is not a toy"
*Also mark two seconds ago giggling at sparks like a child playing with a toy*
I like how mark just tells his fan base to cope with whatever content he’s creating instead of letting his subs run his life, truly charming 😂
I mean it keeps us on our toes, we get to watch things we never even knew existed, like TACTICAL SHOVEL HUNTING!
so yeah that makes channels better.
Cope is a good word and I love it
Alexander Elderhorst I agree completely
Freddie Jo Henley I enjoy the word as well 😂