>Meet this girl in Whiterun >She follows me around since I'm thane >I buy the little house available >The place has virtualy nothing inside (you shit in a bucket) >Girl is down for marriage Take notes , lads .
@@Ohflipsnap It's my understanding that the current theory is that women with autism present differently (and are better at masking symptoms) than men, so they can get missed, or at least misdiagnosed. I know a woman that's nearly 40 that just got diagnosed as being on the ADHD and ASD spectra (in addition to the depression and anxiety that she already knew she had), and it's made me wonder just how many women are out there in a similar position to where she was.
Dating in Skyrim is more like that scene from Terminator 3 when Arnold tells John Connor about how he and Kate are supposed to "mate" and have children. Arnold even has the Nord accent and everything. "She is a healthy woman of child-bearing age." All it takes is two things: 1) Being alive. 2) Wearing an Amulet of Mara
dating in morrowind: go right up the stairs from the front door, NOT the upper door to the terrasse, then turn left at the top of the stairs and go down to the end of the street. the girl at the end of the street: i don't know you, outlander, what do you want?
@@UlvenTESThe Magic Font cards that Morrowind used was cool and stylish in appearance. Oblivion's Kingthings was great too. Noticed that in your title card in between bits. Skyrim uses Futura Condensed which looks so boring and sad in comparison.
Absolutely, man! It really *does* make me sad. Such a great reminder how Bethesda games got more and more soulless :/ Waiting for Comic Sans in TES6. Yay...
@@UlvenTESMorrowind's color palette is vibrant and alive while Skyrim's is duller Skyrim usually has colors closer to gray and those that are not usually more opaque and "dirty" (obviously excluding nature) while Morrowind has a greater variety in its colors and these also tend to be more saturated giving them a bigger sense of being vibrant
If that time travelling mothman from the late 4th/early 5th era can be trusted, love is central to the purpose of Nirn. Ah, I just remembered how depictions of the myths of Anu and Padhome fighting for Nirni occur in many Tamrielic cultures.
The Oblivion one could have fooled me if there was no video. Impressive, Bethesda really went for full real life imersion, too bad they went to the place for special kids as their main and only reference.
Ironic, since the only character one can romance in Morrowind was Ahnassi. Sweet, sweet Ahnassi. As sweet as the finest moon sugar, more sultry than a bottle of Balmora Blue skooma. A very special friend for Khajiit...
@@EarlyMistyou can meet her the same day you arrive on Vvardenfel. You can find her in a tavern in Pelagiad. She'll give you a few quests and after each of them you will become closer friends. Eventually she'll give you the key of her house and you can use it as your own base. However be aware that only male characters will be able to get quests from her.
I swear to God, Skyrim girls are the easiest in all of Nirn. Here are some of the actual conditions for them to accept marriage: -Chop firewood for her -Give her a single batch of frost salts -Beat her in a brawl -Give her 10 bear pelts -Give her 20 grapes -Hire her for 500 gold
Ah, morrowind. Probably the only place where you can date a cat. Who is also a monk. Working for thieves guild. And it's a very, very good cat. And everything goes nice until she mentions her ex. Then you help the ex to drop his chem habits. Then everything keeps going well and never goes wrong. In fact, you get bed and board out of it! The only problem is, you have to pack the meat to get these benefits.
Heh skyrim just made me think of one of the valve official videos for teamfortress 2, the one where the scout has a bucket of chicken and then asks the girl beside him if she wants to do it. In skyrim the bucket of chicken is the amulet of mara.
I expected a slavery joke in "Dating in Morrowind" section. Since all the quest about buying a slave and making her look like a noblewoman for some old ashlander and stuff...
Oblivion: *[can't get a girlfriend]* Skyrim: - _"Wanna get married?"_ - _"OK."_ Morrowind: *[goes to Sadrith Mora to buy an Argonian girlfriend for 500 septims]*
Skyrim marriage is in a way the ultimate real life simulator. All you get to do is talk about cooking, money and the kids, and be happy that you at least sleep in the same bed.
*Dating people in Skyrim* “Hey, remember that time I dropped α pair of old boots on the ground and decided to let you keep them? Wanna get married?” “Sure, why not.”
Skyrim dating: "Look, we ain't got time to shit around. You wanna get married or not?" "Cool. Guess that means I love ya then." *Procede to kidnapping.*
Actually in Skyrim it's more like, "Hey lady or gentleman, like the favor I did you? Now look, I'm wearing a specific religious necklace." "YES, we met exactly one time before and you did exactly one thing for me, so let's absolutely get married in a country where there's no such thing as divorce and there is no legal way out!"
To be fair, if you don't like your spouse in Skyrim, all you need to do is wait like two weeks and they'll either get eaten by a dragon or get stabbed to death by one of the many varieties of shirtless homeless men.
@@PaxJurassicus I've never had that happen. I don't think those things spawn when you're away. Of course some players take a more hands-on approach to removing no-longer-wanted additions to their virtual lives. Not sure I can say it more directly without tripping Google's censorbot.
Use dating system like in Grand Theft Auto to make a girl fall in love with you😂😂😂 I think that would be way different experience proven how good you are as a ladies man😂😂😂
Before I got mods in Skyrim, the only reason for me to use the idiot marriage system was to get an extra body to live in my house and help defend it. Since mods, I haven't even touched an Amulet of Mara. Fuck "relationships" in video games, and fuck people who think they're a good idea.
Everyone in Oblivion was on the spectrum
Yes ahaha 👌
Everyone in Cyrodil. That's canon
Very true.
Lololol
On the deep end.
Oblivion: "i don't know you and i don't want to know you"
Skyrim: "what is it? Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?"
Morrowind: "N'wah"
That sums it up pretty accurately
In the morrowind one, if both parties say N'wah, they start fucking.
Don't care to know you* ya heretic.
@@DarkOmegaMK2 i didn't know Morrorwind took palce in Georgia 😂
Morrowind: "Let me tell you about the native flora of the Ascadian Isles."
>Meet this girl in Whiterun
>She follows me around since I'm thane
>I buy the little house available
>The place has virtualy nothing inside (you shit in a bucket)
>Girl is down for marriage
Take notes , lads .
You mean to tell me that status and wealth attracts women? Shit bro Skyrim is realistic after all
I think most people in Skyrim shit in buckets to be fair, they even added little shit buckets to some dungeons which was lovely
You owning a tiny shack with your own bucket to shit in? You intentionally flexing on Millenials aren't you? 🤡
Kind of hard to find a house for 5000 gold these days
Once I bought a mammuth tusk for a girl in Whiterun and guess what? She is my wife now. Also I'm a talking cat.
Oblivion and autism, a match made in heaven
😂😂
This explains why Oblivion is my favorite game
That Oblivion woman is a bit of a lucky find when you consider the ratio of autistic women to autistic men is rather low.
@@Ohflipsnap It's my understanding that the current theory is that women with autism present differently (and are better at masking symptoms) than men, so they can get missed, or at least misdiagnosed. I know a woman that's nearly 40 that just got diagnosed as being on the ADHD and ASD spectra (in addition to the depression and anxiety that she already knew she had), and it's made me wonder just how many women are out there in a similar position to where she was.
@@Ohflipsnap Autism in women is underdiagnosed since an autistic woman just has the emotional intelligence of a neurotypical man.
Oblivion pick up line : Have you heard of the high elves ?
😂
Seen any _elves?_
*laughs maliciously*
@@jeremytitus9519
Seen any.... elves?!
Hahahhahahahahahhahahahah!
typical convo
npc 1: I saw a mud crab on my walk. awful creatures.
npc 2: im done talking
Her: I hear that the high elves trains them(goblins)
*disposition 10*
'Is that an amulet of Mara? Wana Fu...'
'10% MORE HEALING, BABY!'
😂😂
🤣
Skyrim dating: I dont gotta look nice, she's just digging my ice
Dating in Skyrim is more like that scene from Terminator 3 when Arnold tells John Connor about how he and Kate are supposed to "mate" and have children. Arnold even has the Nord accent and everything.
"She is a healthy woman of child-bearing age."
All it takes is two things:
1) Being alive.
2) Wearing an Amulet of Mara
You are creative ahahah
Number one is optional if you are a vampire, right?
All those women and yet the Dragonborn wants serena
If only life were that simples 😅😅😅
Dragonborn starts the game with Legendary 100 Rizz and all perks
Modded Skyrim: So you're a crab with a top hat I see?
Ahahahah
Why yes I woulpr9tect you from that flying ruffian tomhas the tank engine darling
that's where I draw the line. come on masterchief, let's get the PHUC out of here.
In Skyrim it's like:
Do you want to get married?
Yes.
Ok, let's go to the wedding.
Then you get a hagraven wife.
I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS
@@RaTcHeT302 theres a goat somewhere in there to
Ok that second scene took me by surprise that was adorable 😅
Really cute indeed ahah
She dumped him though
@@mightystu49 Typical woman...
@@ent66 fact: women don't HAVE to date you.
@@Smarackto 🤓
Skyrim Marriage
Dragonborn: We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?
Ysolda: Eh, ok
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
I think all my time playing Oblivion as a kid probably put me somewhere on the autistic spectrum
🤝Average Oblivion enjoyer
It wasn't oblivion that led you to autism; T'was autism that led you to Oblivion
Keeps the flowers in his hand because they are his and he is a chad and knows it.
I didn't even noticed that ahahah
😂
"my flowers"
Missed the fact that the only NPC your character can actually have a relationship with in Morrowind is a Khajit rogue.
Special friend
Just like Barenziah
dont be sharing this little secret
why would you want a relationship with anyone else
Only a true N'wah would date the chosen N'wah.
dating in morrowind: go right up the stairs from the front door, NOT the upper door to the terrasse, then turn left at the top of the stairs and go down to the end of the street.
the girl at the end of the street: i don't know you, outlander, what do you want?
Alternative dating in Morrowind: Go to Sadrith Mora, turn left and buy yourself a slave gf for 500 septims.
@@LecherousLizard (6th house) based
@@EasyGameEhThe slave gf was an Argonian though
any minuses?@@LecherousLizard
@@dremoraa8220 Hm... no boobs, I guess?
If feel like the skyrim one is more like “nice necklace. Lets get married…”
Skyrim dating: I dont gotta look nice, she's just digging my ice
Dating in Skyrim usually involves beating the hell out of someone in a fist-fight then shaking hands.
Ah Uthgerd. A proper strong Nord woman.
@@Kaftan My ebony blade says otherwise
She Beat my ass
Meanwhile in Daggerfall, you just walk into your local Temple of Dibella
Dating in Skyrim: "Come to see Balimund perform miracles with steel, eh?"
just in time for valentines day
Perfect timing 👌
in skyrim is more like: I have the broom you asked to delivered from riften, wel bang ok?
😂
It looks like Lady Mara has different policies for different places and times.
Something I just realized is how sad the font style looks from Morrowind to Skyrim.
What do you mean by that ?
@@UlvenTESThe Magic Font cards that Morrowind used was cool and stylish in appearance. Oblivion's Kingthings was great too. Noticed that in your title card in between bits. Skyrim uses Futura Condensed which looks so boring and sad in comparison.
Absolutely, man! It really *does* make me sad. Such a great reminder how Bethesda games got more and more soulless :/ Waiting for Comic Sans in TES6. Yay...
@@UlvenTESMorrowind's color palette is vibrant and alive while Skyrim's is duller
Skyrim usually has colors closer to gray and those that are not usually more opaque and "dirty" (obviously excluding nature) while Morrowind has a greater variety in its colors and these also tend to be more saturated giving them a bigger sense of being vibrant
If that time travelling mothman from the late 4th/early 5th era can be trusted, love is central to the purpose of Nirn. Ah, I just remembered how depictions of the myths of Anu and Padhome fighting for Nirni occur in many Tamrielic cultures.
time travelling mothman? what are you talking about i gotta know
Feel like skyrim should be star trek when they go to risa and the statues mean youre down to party
Oblivion seems to be pretty accurate to actual dating.
😂😂
me, an oblivion player: "AWW Thats adorabl--- Speechcraft increased? Autism? Well thats not oblivion at all. The Red Ball Mod proves this
you make absolute gold. awesome stuff
Thank you so much :))
The girl arrives in Oblivion : It's you! Hi.
The Oblivion one could have fooled me if there was no video. Impressive, Bethesda really went for full real life imersion, too bad they went to the place for special kids as their main and only reference.
Oblivion moments are truly legendary, never gets old xD
Ironic, since the only character one can romance in Morrowind was Ahnassi.
Sweet, sweet Ahnassi. As sweet as the finest moon sugar, more sultry than a bottle of Balmora Blue skooma. A very special friend for Khajiit...
Ahnassi is a good girl indeed :)
She is my very special friend.
Wow...how long do I have to play this game to meet her?
For all my playthroughs, I never knew about her. Huh.
@@EarlyMistyou can meet her the same day you arrive on Vvardenfel. You can find her in a tavern in Pelagiad. She'll give you a few quests and after each of them you will become closer friends. Eventually she'll give you the key of her house and you can use it as your own base. However be aware that only male characters will be able to get quests from her.
I always figured Skyrim was more like Scout from "Expiration Date:"
"We both got buckets of chicken. You wanna do it?"
"Eh! Okay!"
I swear to God, Skyrim girls are the easiest in all of Nirn. Here are some of the actual conditions for them to accept marriage:
-Chop firewood for her
-Give her a single batch of frost salts
-Beat her in a brawl
-Give her 10 bear pelts
-Give her 20 grapes
-Hire her for 500 gold
You've been on fire, my man
Ahahah thank you :)
Ah, morrowind. Probably the only place where you can date a cat.
Who is also a monk.
Working for thieves guild.
And it's a very, very good cat.
And everything goes nice until she mentions her ex.
Then you help the ex to drop his chem habits.
Then everything keeps going well and never goes wrong. In fact, you get bed and board out of it!
The only problem is, you have to pack the meat to get these benefits.
Anhassi 😂
Subscribed. This is exactly the kind of cross-IP meme content I need right now and for the foreseeable future.
Thank you so much ;) I'm happy you like it
The end killed me
Ahnassi will always be my special friend👀
How the oblivion music fits omg!
Oblivio music always fits well because it's amazing
the skyrim part is a work of art
Thank you mister :)
poor ahnassi gets no reference :(
Heh skyrim just made me think of one of the valve official videos for teamfortress 2, the one where the scout has a bucket of chicken and then asks the girl beside him if she wants to do it. In skyrim the bucket of chicken is the amulet of mara.
lmao. "The blue palace"
😂
“So this is the blue palace”
“no that’s the bannered mare. The blue palace is in solitude”
Blue Palace works so well OMG
And then there is Ahnassi
I skip the “admire” part by slipping them a hundred. In game too.
Works too ahah
Morrowind is the intellectual girl and Skyrim is the fun one
i laughed so hard at the oblivion piece
Skyrim:"Nice necklace, wanna get married?"
"We both got autism, haven't we?"
Yeah, that's pretty much the whole of Oblivion.
🤣
Fucking legendary use of American Psycho!
Thank you :)
Speech increased. Killed me.
😂😂
I expected a slavery joke in "Dating in Morrowind" section. Since all the quest about buying a slave and making her look like a noblewoman for some old ashlander and stuff...
This would have been great indeed ;)
I think the Admire attempts may have Failed.
Not sure
We all knew what clip oblivion would be
i didn't but i wasn't disappointed
The second one.. my sides, goodness
Ahahah
In Skyrim: oh hey you have an amulet and have done a quest that’s marriage material!
What's the yellow thing in the corner at 0:11?
Me trying to pause it 20 times
@@solidvsnake did you get it yet, cause i couldn't.
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love this no that's the bannered mare
spot on
"sim querida"
Thought at first you were danish because of the channel name (Ulven means "the wolf" in danish). Can see you are located in the US though :D
And I'm French 😂 but yes my name comes from Danish:))
@@UlvenTESOh! The mystery deepens then :)
Can someone tell me where that autism clip is from, originally?
The undatables - Michael and Alice
Dark Elf women like bold and a little morbid
The speechcraft skill increase hit me like a bus, had to rewind to catch the skyrim bit after I was done laughing
Ahahah
Dating in Morrowind as a female character: “Kiss me on the mouth! I swear I’m not a bandit, that’s just what my haters say”
-❤ Nels Llendo
Nels is a giga chad
How come the effcts flicker? otherwise funny vids :P
very accurate
Oblivion: *[can't get a girlfriend]*
Skyrim: - _"Wanna get married?"_
- _"OK."_
Morrowind: *[goes to Sadrith Mora to buy an Argonian girlfriend for 500 septims]*
Ahahah or a fake telvanni noble
Skyrim should have been that disney parody when they meet and instantly agree to get married.
good
Thank you ;)
All that 101 in speech and you still have no bitshees.
Such great mod with mobile in Skyrim
Great.
Thanks :))
This is so true
Skyrim marriage is in a way the ultimate real life simulator. All you get to do is talk about cooking, money and the kids, and be happy that you at least sleep in the same bed.
Finally the actions of the NPCs makes perfect sense.
My _spear_
*Dating people in Skyrim*
“Hey, remember that time I dropped α pair of old boots on the ground and decided to let you keep them? Wanna get married?”
“Sure, why not.”
Yup ahahah
>morrowind
>dating girls
Skyrim dating:
"Look, we ain't got time to shit around. You wanna get married or not?"
"Cool. Guess that means I love ya then."
*Procede to kidnapping.*
Picking up girls in Skyrim is not that easy but as soon as you get this giant toe everything is positive
Actually in Skyrim it's more like, "Hey lady or gentleman, like the favor I did you? Now look, I'm wearing a specific religious necklace."
"YES, we met exactly one time before and you did exactly one thing for me, so let's absolutely get married in a country where there's no such thing as divorce and there is no legal way out!"
To be fair, if you don't like your spouse in Skyrim, all you need to do is wait like two weeks and they'll either get eaten by a dragon or get stabbed to death by one of the many varieties of shirtless homeless men.
@@PaxJurassicus I've never had that happen. I don't think those things spawn when you're away. Of course some players take a more hands-on approach to removing no-longer-wanted additions to their virtual lives. Not sure I can say it more directly without tripping Google's censorbot.
Need to edit Autism Cat’s face on the oblivion guy please lol
The only Oblivion character I had/have attraction to is Cutter.
Help me.
We all know modders plan for 2nd half 😂... after the date.
Funny enough, I just recently rewatched this Austin Powers movie after many years with a friends.
It didn't age too well, to my bit disappointment...
I don't know, I still love it ahah
Sources?
Austin powers, the undatables, and American Psycho
@@UlvenTES Thanks
you didnt need to even edit the oblivion scene. it looked like that already. the orignial looked just like oblivion.
this is goood
Thank you :)
16x times the autism!
😂😂
Use dating system like in Grand Theft Auto to make a girl fall in love with you😂😂😂 I think that would be way different experience proven how good you are as a ladies man😂😂😂
Oblivion: Autism
Morrowind: N'wah
Skyrim: Manly Man
Perfectly balanced as all things should be!
Yes! 😂
Before I got mods in Skyrim, the only reason for me to use the idiot marriage system was to get an extra body to live in my house and help defend it. Since mods, I haven't even touched an Amulet of Mara. Fuck "relationships" in video games, and fuck people who think they're a good idea.
I got married in order to sell my items ahahha
The poor editing fits in perfect with oblivion, not that oblivion was bad, it was great in some ways better than Skyrim.
Me rizzing gogans wife in anvil by singing maiden of wayrest (my intelligence is low and I don't know wayrest isnt in Hammerfell)
People date in skyrim?
It's very subtle
Liz Hurley? Go back and have another look at Morrowind.
"Dating'"... uh. you okay bruh?
Yes