@Brandon lee , nooooo...this is an exception. Most jails , you snitch and people find out, you die(or damn near close to it). Li k e Joe said, for whatever reason this place was a snitch factory...HE wasn't even used to it.
Same but then I realized something. How the hell could you fence them? A) CO's are gonna notice his lack of teeth B)most likely they'd know he had a....grill?(is that the right word.?) C) they probably wouldn't care but gold......😜
It's a gift to be able to tell a story so damn well, you made me lose more than a half hour without even realizing it. Keep doing what you're doing Joe!
I have to pause the video because what got me is when you had to show how the laughter sounded like so you made three of yourself laughing all at once. That was nice! genius!
hahahaa Christina Agulria VS. Colgate in a brawl for the ages. Ladies and gentlemen this one had everything... Dislocated arms, Sharted Poopy Pants...... Doo Doo balls and everything....
The falling in front of chair, strait off is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂. He calls him the mouth 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Classic joe, instant comedy.. And the fight between Colgate and Christina, dumping doodoo. Wow 😂😂😂😂😂
He went to chick-fil-a got himself two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.
Joe got knocked out not one time, not three times, but only two times lol. Anyway love the videos Joe you and Dave are passionate and very animated storytellers. Keep up the good work.
I have not laughed that hard in a loooooong time!!! I thought his grill got knocked out. I was not expecting that AT ALL...LMAO Your the best storyteller EVERRRR!!!
T Humphrey I am a Scientologist, specifically specifying in ‘cnna av acup ove cawfee’, a sophisticated concept regarding retrieving commissary from an unsuspecting individual. Thanks.
He'll forever be known as doodoo boy. He'll NEVER live that shit down pun intended. Even on the outside, I guarantee you he remembers this incident everyday of his life. Its in his nightmares and he can never ever live it down. Maybe doodoo boy will think twice before saying anything to anyone.
I'm glad you said pay attention to what you say rather than watch what you say, cause you cant really watch what you say unless you write it down, therefore think about what comes outta your mouth, so true.
Ah man, i watched big joe in this video, absolutely stoned, and he made me laugh so much i was crying, thanks big man for funniest time ive had in in a couple of decades, stay blessed
For some reason, youtube has been putting all the old APS videos in my suggestion list, from 5, 4 and 3 years ago. I've watched them all, but nice to rewatch.
The lead into the last bit of this story was hilarious. I was actually about to play that video before this one. I've got to say I like your channel. Your a really good story teller, Keep up the good work
I used to BINGE watch the @afterprisonshow . Then I shipped off to Navy bootcamp.... all I can say is, bootcamp was hella relatable and what I’ve learned through the APS helped me out a lot. Lol thank you. 😅
I dont know about your one liners being genius, but man, the way U tell your storys of lockup R the best iv'e EVER heard! Not only that, and I can only big u up so much, you are a natural comedian bro, 4 real, peddle that shit on a live show!
Joe you should do a story on the Wapato jail in Multnomah County Oregon which is Portland Oregon they built it a cost of 60 million dollars in 2013 and they've never opened it and they just sold it for 5 million it's a huge story here.
I know it's typical Oregon wasting money on stupid shit.. they should make a place for homeless or transition center, a youth center or something... I'm in Lincoln City
You know "Christina Aguilera aka DoDo Man" will be too embarrassed to do any APS videos now! 😂 Great video Joe! You are the only UA-camr that can make me laugh!
Joe tells stories so damn well you don't even realize 40 minutes have passed
He's gotta be one of the top-ten talkers on YT.
holy fuck didn't notice how long this was
I done been missed work
joe pls or start off the next vid where u left off here with debo entering ur cell, would love to hear about what happened after delicious moved in.
man im sayin tho
I just realized why you got beat up so much always roasting people 😂
@Owen S it's a joke
Mark Inglese not after getting beat up by Tyson
@Brandon lee , nooooo...this is an exception. Most jails , you snitch and people find out, you die(or damn near close to it). Li k e Joe said, for whatever reason this place was a snitch factory...HE wasn't even used to it.
Mans actually funny I also understand why he survived. Plus giving a good tattoo game helped
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best story teller on UA-cam
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@@whatsaaappthesequel ....L
@@voopezz3146 facts but Joe's second
He got the shit beat out of him. Literally 😄
I'm crying
He got beat down from the seat down
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Anything is possible 🤣😂🤣😂
If i ever end up in prison I really hope I meet someone like Joe.
Joe's prison voice always cracks me up!!!
Joe you a genius, I'm using the "Stand down before you a man down!"
😂
When he started on the gold teeth I thought he was gonna say prisoners will knock them out and steal them if they are cemented in that is
Words of Wizdom so did I lol 😝
Same but then I realized something. How the hell could you fence them? A) CO's are gonna notice his lack of teeth
B)most likely they'd know he had a....grill?(is that the right word.?)
C) they probably wouldn't care but gold......😜
Same
Yep so did I never saw the Breath Jokes coming.Joes Gold😂
Joe much respect from Scotland man you’re gonna end up in da movies
It's a gift to be able to tell a story so damn well, you made me lose more than a half hour without even realizing it. Keep doing what you're doing Joe!
I havent laughed this hard in FOREVERRRR too funny lmao
Oh hell I am right there with you I am laughing like you would not believe
I’m crying 😭 🤣😂
😂😂😂🤪
He literally beat the shit out of him 😂😂😂😂😂
I have to pause the video because what got me is when you had to show how the laughter sounded like so you made three of yourself laughing all at once. That was nice! genius!
14 jaywalking charges, facing life.. hahaha
LMAO
Hah I died too when he said I got 14 jaywalking facing life
Homie ain't trying to get caught in traffic. The price to be a boss. 😤😤😤😂😂😂
hahahaa Christina Agulria VS. Colgate in a brawl for the ages. Ladies and gentlemen this one had everything...
Dislocated arms, Sharted Poopy Pants...... Doo Doo balls and everything....
Bhbj. Jk. Bj
Doo Doo balls?
I missed that part.
"I got 14 Jay walking charges im facing life" haha
@ stop giving morons ideas. Kus a kid got charged and had to register as a S.O over hugging classmates. So yea.
That was the funniest shit ever I'm stealing that if I get locked up
@@memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 there has got to be more to that story
I saw him he crossed that street. Him right there! Lmao
You’re an idiot.. I had to read your comment three times before I understood what you meant.. “Jay walking”.. it’s J-walking.. not Jay walking
I can't y'all need to stop, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
The falling in front of chair, strait off is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂. He calls him the mouth 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Classic joe, instant comedy.. And the fight between Colgate and Christina, dumping doodoo. Wow 😂😂😂😂😂
I loved it.
Colgate and mouth are the same person.
Blow grippers! Lol
Sounds like a D ride
If this program doesn’t become a series and make you a bazillionaire, there is no such thing as entertainment!!! This is GOLD!
no no..its "damn son..you tore up from the floor up"
To' up from the flo' up.
Or "Catch a square!!"
@@michieladriaansens6476 what weak ass prison is that
@Steve Lagana damn what? did I miss something? 😕
@@tylerwebs2014 hahaha
I see how this dude survived! He kept them laughing like hell.!!
The Dungball Machine
Haha
ain't that some shit *flush sound* mwahahaha XD
“ beat down from the seat down” 😭😭😭 i laughed way too hard than i should
He went to chick-fil-a got himself two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.
Hugh Mandingo I prefer a 12 pice nugget, medium waffle fries and 5 Polynesian dipping sauce!!! Yummo 👍🐓🐓🐓
Your not funny
That's from GTA
Big smoke is fat as shit
Aha Good old San Andreas!
“I got 14 jaywalking charges, I’m facing life!” Lmfao
When you get hit hard enough in the right spot you're no longer in control of your faculties. Shit happens.
I don't know why i can't stop watching this dude talk. Captivating stuff dude. Carry on
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this was hilarious. I love this channel. Been binge watching since last night. I'm addicted like I was when watching prison break
This aint netflix u cant binge for free AYE UA-cam WE GOT A PROBLEM!! Spam her with the premium package🎁ads
@@andru8127 are you so damn desperate because you can’t get no woman
@@andru8127 i bet yo thirsty ass about to say "aye you got IG?"
He literally got the shit beat outta him
Joe got knocked out not one time, not three times, but only two times lol. Anyway love the videos Joe you and Dave are passionate and very animated storytellers. Keep up the good work.
Lol Punch Em 2 Times Tony
I grew up in the system. I love the way you paint the picture.... But most of all I love how honestly you are. Most wont
We need to hear the DELICIOUS story!!!! - great story telling bro. Someone else said it, but I didn’t even realize this video was 36 minutes!
Joe , please YOU GOTTA put this shit on cable , or T.V. you're killing it bro. !!!!!
I have not laughed that hard in a loooooong time!!! I thought his grill got knocked out. I was not expecting that AT ALL...LMAO Your the best storyteller EVERRRR!!!
Pandora40 Haha, me too. I would have bet a considerable bit that when he said something was on the floor, that it was Colgate's busted grill, LOL
Keep up the great work. I have been watching your videos the last 2 days and can't get enough.. you guys are my new favorite channel
This guy is hilarious !!!!!! He had me rolling. And he does a great job telling his story to.
I am finally on board the storyline of the poop fight and delicious character introduction
“Through him out with the trash “, that cracked me up 😂
I thought Colgate's gold teeth fell out. I wasn't expecting the gum balls. LOL
When first listening to this, I had no idea you were talking about the "Poop Fight".
It took me until 28:20 to finally realize it.
RDR 🌙 same I thought it was gonna be the gold teeth on the ground
Genius joe...genius.
Okay, how the hell did i miss this 2yr.old vid...?? I'll never know.
“ I’m watching Colgate beat Cristina Aguilera with one arm” 😂🤣
14:50
"Yeah I got 14 jaywalking charges and I'm facing life."
I'm fuckin DYING
I grabbed that like button, caressed it, and thrusted it into my screen.
T Humphrey I am a Scientologist, specifically specifying in ‘cnna av acup ove cawfee’, a sophisticated concept regarding retrieving commissary from an unsuspecting individual. Thanks.
leon lushhh
That sounded a little.. Gay.
Joshua Traffanstedt - Your dad wears a thong, now that’s gay.
Hmm sounds pervy😑😑😑
Your stories make me laugh. Thanks for sharing laughter is medicine for my soul.
He literally got the shit beat out of him lol.
He'll forever be known as doodoo boy. He'll NEVER live that shit down pun intended. Even on the outside, I guarantee you he remembers this incident everyday of his life. Its in his nightmares and he can never ever live it down. Maybe doodoo boy will think twice before saying anything to anyone.
I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Dude this is a classic story for the world record of stories book.
Genius Joe.....Genius.
Man you remind me of my favorite comedian Bernie MAC! Cracking up watching this at 6:00 am before work! Thanks again
Ohh my God!!! This shit had me rollin!! The guards came in like OHH MY GOD!! WHO DID THIS!!?
Im addicted to this chanel now :D been listening your stories two whole work days alredy
“You speaking to me is an assault charge” 🤣
“WHO DID THIS!? WHO DOODOO’D!?!?” Is a line I just can’t stop laughing at. Rewound that part like 20 times now and it just gets funnier.
I didn't see that " SHIT" coming!
I thought he was going to say that colgate's rack had gotten broken out of his mouth and was on the floor.
I'm glad you said pay attention to what you say rather than watch what you say, cause you cant really watch what you say unless you write it down, therefore think about what comes outta your mouth, so true.
Yoooo! I ain’t laughed this hard at nothing on UA-cam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
EXCELLENT STORY! Great job Joe, keep it coming. This is the kind of content that makes this channel, I want to hear more stories like THIS!
stand down before youre a man down, lol!!! i like it
Ah man, i watched big joe in this video, absolutely stoned, and he made me laugh so much i was crying, thanks big man for funniest time ive had in in a couple of decades, stay blessed
"I'm watching my celly beat Christina Aguilera with one hand."
For some reason, youtube has been putting all the old APS videos in my suggestion list, from 5, 4 and 3 years ago. I've watched them all, but nice to rewatch.
Wow, congrats for 1 mil subs
WITHOUT a shadow of a doubt, the FUNNIEST video I'd ever watched!!! cheers joe. done over 12 myself through the years!
Joe tells pretty damn good stories.
Joe your story's are the greatest...I love your channel
There’s meaning to the saying “gonna beat the shit outta you” seen it before myself, ironically enough in a jail pod.
hi Joe. Just checking in. Great story about Colgate and Christina.
For the competition for Colgate instead of white boy you should have called him crest
Good stuff Joe. That's why I like this channel
😂😂😂😂😂😂 he calls him the mouth , omg I'm laughing soo hard my stomach hurts.
The lead into the last bit of this story was hilarious. I was actually about to play that video before this one. I've got to say I like your channel. Your a really good story teller, Keep up the good work
15:47 "Smelled like a pack of smoked cigarettes"😂
I can't stop watching this still lol it's been years and I laugh just as hard as I did the for at time I seen it 😂😂 I love you Joe!
The music when the new cellmate came in had me DE💀D 😂😂😂
Love how you recall a fight scene!
I like "beat up from the feet up" better. lol.
Ok. Now I get beat down from the seat down. That’s pretty good 😂😂😂
You are killing me, this story is too funny.🤣😂😅
Every time I watch this video I laugh like it’s my first time ever seeing it 😂 this is also one of the vids I send to people when introducing APS 😁
I know right ill look up and realize I just killed three hours listening to this dude! Lol
This has always been one of my FAVORITES...doo doo pebbles everywhere 🤣😂🤣😂
that guy literally got the shit beat out of him lol
That was a very long video of a dude in a chair telling stories, and after 40 min. of it I didn't want it to end. He's a great story teller.
I used to BINGE watch the @afterprisonshow . Then I shipped off to Navy bootcamp.... all I can say is, bootcamp was hella relatable and what I’ve learned through the APS helped me out a lot. Lol thank you. 😅
I know you commented this a year ago, but I wanted to say congrats on getting through boot camp, and Thank You for your service.💗
just found this channel today lol this guy is awesome super funny x
Joe got "Beat up, from the feet up!" :P lol
GD Joe......you crack me the f up man, keep on keepin on bro
Has Joe told this story before? Beat down from the seat down, Cody the auto tunes. 😂😂😂😂
Joe you really are a Genius the way you tell these things that happen on the inside....LOL PEACE TO YOU BRO.
OH MY GOD I"M LAUGHING SOOOO HARD!! "the mouth!"
I dont know about your one liners being genius, but man, the way U tell your storys of lockup R the best iv'e EVER heard! Not only that, and I can only big u up so much, you are a natural comedian bro, 4 real, peddle that shit on a live show!
Liked this video before i even watched it!! Lots of love from Michigan #aps4life
Really enjoy listening to Joe tell his stories
Omg, this story made me laugh so hard🤣😂🤣😂. Love it 😍😍
Thanks joe. I enjoy your show. Keep it up.
Bruh I laughed so hard I had to subscribe
So funny man..got me in tears.. laughing so hard..
Joe you should do a story on the Wapato jail in Multnomah County Oregon which is Portland Oregon they built it a cost of 60 million dollars in 2013 and they've never opened it and they just sold it for 5 million it's a huge story here.
I know it's typical Oregon wasting money on stupid shit.. they should make a place for homeless or transition center, a youth center or something... I'm in Lincoln City
Nikki have you seen the streets of Portland?
@@nikkirichards4952 good idea... id go...
Shawn Tate ...in your opinion why did they do that ...
This shit got me crying. Joe is just too damn funny when he tells stories.
I SMASHED THAT LIKE BUTTON
Michael Pomposello Well Lets Hope The like Button Is Over 18
@@7-ten that's some necrophilia stuff going on there
7 year olds "i smashed your mum"
You know "Christina Aguilera aka DoDo Man" will be too embarrassed to do any APS videos now! 😂 Great video Joe! You are the only UA-camr that can make me laugh!
Where's all the prison cooking shows!? Lol
Right? I wanna see one with Danny
Absolutely MEZMERIZING tales. I'm on the edge of my seat for each and every one, WOO HOO and thanks for the awesome entertainment !