Worst REAL-Life Pick-Up Lines

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  • @AdaezeCUche
    @AdaezeCUche 10 років тому +501

    Idk why Tamera's "do you bleed?" one had me crackinggg up! hahaha

    • @hebahassan3579
      @hebahassan3579 7 років тому +1

      Adaeze me too

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 6 років тому +11

      I would've been confused and asked "every month? Yeah I was born female if that's what you're asking."

    • @tashawilliams8093
      @tashawilliams8093 6 років тому +1

      It is funny when you think about it, but at the same time very confusing and cheesy.

  • @MoneyJosue4
    @MoneyJosue4 9 років тому +393

    I love how Tamar was trying so hard to hold her laugh at Loni's line lolol

    • @cicikizable
      @cicikizable 8 років тому +16

      Cuz she Knew it isnt true

    • @vncube551
      @vncube551 4 роки тому

      @@cicikizable 9999.9

  • @TylerMauga
    @TylerMauga 9 років тому +1363

    " Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven "
    My response wouldve been , " Did you just call me Satan? Bye!"

    • @Lemf15
      @Lemf15 9 років тому +116

      +Tyler Mauga I usually say "No, but it did hurt when I crawled up from hell".

    • @mbxkare
      @mbxkare 9 років тому +8

      +Tyler Mauga yep I love this

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 8 років тому +2

      lol

    • @stellamanurung519
      @stellamanurung519 7 років тому +2

      lol

    • @lionelluva
      @lionelluva 7 років тому +2

      LOL

  • @latina7292
    @latina7292 9 років тому +1394

    "DO YOU BLEED?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @MrsTatertots
      @MrsTatertots 9 років тому +68

      +latina7292 Lmao so frickin creepy

    • @akaneik
      @akaneik 8 років тому +7

      lmao

    • @user-si6gs3ne8l
      @user-si6gs3ne8l 8 років тому +10

      Oh no no😂😂😭😭

    • @patrick4692
      @patrick4692 8 років тому +7

      -batman

    • @crystalnavarro5440
      @crystalnavarro5440 8 років тому +19

      I laughed so hard at that!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😃😃😃😃😃☺☺☺☺☺

  • @KamalMorales
    @KamalMorales 8 років тому +965

    0:32 how it sounds when I'm spraying my windows 😂😂😂

    • @michelegreene2905
      @michelegreene2905 8 років тому +42

      absolutely. its sounds weird.😂😂😂

    • @overjoyced
      @overjoyced 8 років тому +62

      Best comment ever 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @craigzuma5600
      @craigzuma5600 8 років тому +45

      im dead honestly i cant feel my pulse

    • @DreamCatcherSince199
      @DreamCatcherSince199 8 років тому +49

      I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY CAUGHT THAT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Maya-xk9ks
      @Maya-xk9ks 7 років тому +9

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @TheKeyblademaster7
    @TheKeyblademaster7 10 років тому +453

    the pick up line is " is there a mirror in your pants, cause i can see my self in them."

    • @Channel-ov1te
      @Channel-ov1te 10 років тому +45

      OK..that makes since....lol...b/c i wan't getting it when Loni was trying to say it.

    • @myeshawinston9115
      @myeshawinston9115 10 років тому +20

      I tweeted them that line and loni didn say it the right way which made me not laugh

  • @GoodMomBeauty
    @GoodMomBeauty 10 років тому +1568

    Do you bleed? I would've replied, "Yeah once a month, why?"

  • @jackiejacksful
    @jackiejacksful 10 років тому +499

    One guy walked up to me and said 'Girl,I would go to the end of the earth 4 u' then I said 'Good,u beta stay there'.

  • @kannieee
    @kannieee 10 років тому +404

    "Girl, is your dad in jail"
    "NOO!! Why?"
    "Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!"
    lol that was chessy but i kinda like it is it bad haha

    • @chatwithchante
      @chatwithchante 9 років тому +31

      Lmao this is late but what if the girl says yes her dad is in jail? Lmaoooo but I'm corny so I thought that was too cute

  • @kieranalexander8679
    @kieranalexander8679 10 років тому +64

    Lol Loni! The pick up line is... "Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants" .. LOL.. Love this show

  • @pealeah3149
    @pealeah3149 10 років тому +316

    The sound when your scraping off extra wood from your Woodshop project 0:33 - 0:41

  • @santriciajones2579
    @santriciajones2579 9 років тому +462

    Well i had a white guy come up behind me and say, "That must be jam cuz jelly don't shake like that." Lol

    • @OmniEyeAm
      @OmniEyeAm 9 років тому +78

      Girl no he didn't! Lolololol I would've died!

    • @santriciajones2579
      @santriciajones2579 9 років тому +19

      Queen of the Beathive Lol yes he did & i was too shocked !! Lol

    • @faith5584
      @faith5584 9 років тому +22

      +Santricia Jones LOL thats hilarious Hahahahahaha

    • @jazariathompson3402
      @jazariathompson3402 9 років тому +7

      omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @Foodisamazing5173
      @Foodisamazing5173 8 років тому +18

      I choked on my hotdog

  • @erinlove7111
    @erinlove7111 9 років тому +72

    Tamar laugh really lasted from 0:31- 0:41 ..10 sec long!!! LOL I CANT!!

    • @elizabethroy4136
      @elizabethroy4136 8 років тому +13

      I didn't even know it was a laugh I was looking around like is there a woodpecker

    • @jessmars8943
      @jessmars8943 6 років тому +1

      woodpecker?!😂😂

  • @smartaleck05
    @smartaleck05 8 років тому +54

    "Do you bleed?":D I'm sorry, but I lost it at that point. Laughed so hard for a good 10 seconds!!

  • @luluali5451
    @luluali5451 8 років тому +294

    Tamar's kikikikikikiki laughter made my life😂😂😂

    • @cicikizable
      @cicikizable 8 років тому +8

      Lulu ali she knew Loni was lying. Nobody would leave his wife For Loni! 😂 #noshade

    • @intrinsicallyme8404
      @intrinsicallyme8404 6 років тому

      Lulu ali kikikikikikikiki

    • @Kayy099
      @Kayy099 2 роки тому

      it KILT MEEE

  • @DuranSydney
    @DuranSydney 10 років тому +428

    Then Loni says her pick up line... *crickets*

    • @nanayabiness2018
      @nanayabiness2018 10 років тому +5

      LoL, i think it was deliberate.

    • @alexisg3348
      @alexisg3348 10 років тому +36

      Because she said it wrong both times lol, which made it make no sense

    • @tori6314
      @tori6314 10 років тому +20

      It's cause she messed it up & it didn't make any sense

    • @bacheera1
      @bacheera1 4 роки тому +3

      Lol I think she made those lines up 😂

  • @CaapriceTube1
    @CaapriceTube1 9 років тому +68

    Tamar kills me the way she says ''booody''', had me laughing already!

  • @nicolenunya984
    @nicolenunya984 10 років тому +188

    Guy:hey u got a boyfirend? Me: yes guy: well I can be your boyfriend number 2...GET YO LIFE

  • @LamontCole22
    @LamontCole22 10 років тому +74

    "GET YOUR LIFE!" -Tamar Braxton

  • @Babygirl2986
    @Babygirl2986 10 років тому +103

    One guy seriously walked up to me and rubbed his hands together while saying Racks on Racks on RACKS! (Does anyone remember that song lol?) He really said that! I couldn't help but laugh.

  • @1ddedde
    @1ddedde 9 років тому +22

    Tamera knocked me out with that "do you bleed"

  • @ShoroukA
    @ShoroukA 8 років тому +83

    1:01 That face... Reminds me of her brother!
    But dang that pick up line must be the worst like ever!

  • @Karamelkissiz23
    @Karamelkissiz23 10 років тому +22

    This guy walked past me saying, "I pop my collar, tryna holler!" I couldn't help but laugh and he started laughing too...straight up ridiculousness lol

    • @MasonPerry7
      @MasonPerry7 6 років тому

      Omg reminds me of a Vine by Simone Shepard, my follow up would be "How dare you try to holler, when you ain't gotta dollar!"

  • @SW-ph7tx
    @SW-ph7tx 8 років тому +45

    The worst one i've ever heard was " are you a keyboard? Cuz girl you're my type" .... I give up

    • @MegaCadette55
      @MegaCadette55 8 років тому +5

      lmaoo sounds creative to me

    • @tater4442
      @tater4442 8 років тому +3

      omfg that's just creativity at its fineness😂😂😂😂

  • @HandballNinja
    @HandballNinja 9 років тому +19

    1:08 if Adrienne came up to me and spit that line exactly like that I'd fall for it :D

  • @fayangel498
    @fayangel498 10 років тому +46

    Lol, Tamar's laugh 0:34

    • @pamalam39
      @pamalam39 10 років тому +2

      ***** I thought it was a pepper grinder!

  • @itslesliealvarado
    @itslesliealvarado 10 років тому +179

    omg this made me laugh so much, men are so weird!

    • @olaraay
      @olaraay 4 роки тому +3

      and what do women do to pick up guys ? girl bye

  • @amymanneh5944
    @amymanneh5944 8 років тому +14

    I've got one "Are you a magician because everytime I see you everything disappears"

  • @jodiii122
    @jodiii122 10 років тому +88

    I replayed Tamera's about 10 times.. Couldn't stop laughing! By far the worst one ever!

  • @laurenguthrie85
    @laurenguthrie85 8 років тому +50

    If a man came up to me and asked, "Do you bleed?" I would have said, "Yes I do, every single month. What about it?" And just see what he would say/how he would react to it.

    • @tater4442
      @tater4442 8 років тому +7

      oml only in the real comment section, get off of the internet please I can't breath 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jessmars8943
      @jessmars8943 6 років тому +1

      LOL!!! 😁😁😂😂😂

  • @harajukubarbie64
    @harajukubarbie64 9 років тому +64

    i love Tamar's laugh!!

    • @cicikizable
      @cicikizable 8 років тому +8

      Because she knew loni was lying

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 10 років тому +88

    As a man, I am ashamed that my gender seriously has the balls (literally) to use these ridiculous lines on women. The only true "pickup lines" should be honest, sincere compliments.

    • @MegaCadette55
      @MegaCadette55 8 років тому +7

      uhh thanks for your respect toward women

    • @tashawilliams8093
      @tashawilliams8093 3 роки тому +2

      Right

    • @pjosepha
      @pjosepha 2 роки тому +1

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Tracey-ke3vq
    @Tracey-ke3vq 10 років тому +28

    Some guy told me to feel his sweater cuz he was boyfriend material! I was like uhhhh NO! Lmao

  • @googler2346
    @googler2346 10 років тому +12

    A guy used a pick up line on me once and he said "My life without you is like a broken pencil. There is no point" XD

  • @iceblue2121
    @iceblue2121 8 років тому +62

    Are you WiFi? I'm trying to build a connection.
    Are you Google? You're everything I'm searching for.
    It's handy I have my library card. I'm totally checking you out.
    Did you just fart? You blew me away.
    If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.

  • @Masterlove2345
    @Masterlove2345 10 років тому +198

    The Real Daytime Can't you guys like partner up with Netflix or something so that fans outside of the US would be able to watch and at the same time you guys could make more money because of that partnership 😃

  • @jeremygarrett8453
    @jeremygarrett8453 10 років тому +21

    IDC IDC LONI HAD ME CRYING WITH HER FIRST ONE

  • @chrispy9736
    @chrispy9736 10 років тому +21

    Loni making up her own pick up lines

  • @kailapowell5500
    @kailapowell5500 10 років тому +26

    I've heard , "girl you look so good I want buy you a bag of okra!"

    • @aneekamajeed9805
      @aneekamajeed9805 9 років тому +2

      Hahaha I literally laughed at this for a good 20 minutes!!!!!

    • @Jenelle95
      @Jenelle95 9 років тому +2

      +Kaila Powell not okra tho !!! LMFAOOOOOOOOO i CANT

  • @SuelyPio
    @SuelyPio 9 років тому +23

    "Do you bleed?" I was like ... He saw batman Vs superman trailer....

  • @evercrossed6616
    @evercrossed6616 9 років тому +43

    Worst one yet: " Hey baby come sit on my lap and we can talk bout the first thing that pops up"

  • @CelestineKirui
    @CelestineKirui 8 років тому +8

    'Was it love at first sight or should I walk by again'

  • @niyawilliams490
    @niyawilliams490 9 років тому +14

    I've gotten this… "I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get." And he whispered it in my ear and I was with my friends and he just came up and whispered it in my ear and my face was like😳 and😧 and then he walked away and my friends were like what did he say and I told them and they started dying!😂😂😂

  • @chantonkong
    @chantonkong 10 років тому +82

    True story some guy asked my cousin if her last name was Campbell like the soup! Cuz she looks ummm....ummm....good! Really?!? Lol

  • @miya481
    @miya481 10 років тому +9

    A guy said to me when I was walking home from high school back in the day, "Is your favorite subject Biology b/c you sure know about the body!" I was like, "Help me!"

  • @9010momo
    @9010momo 8 років тому +12

    I actually got the 'Are you from Tennessee' line and I have to tell them YES I AM

  • @kanikagaral7637
    @kanikagaral7637 8 років тому +17

    of someone uses tamera's line on me i would say yes every month for 5 days.

  • @artsygal112
    @artsygal112 9 років тому +10

    I once got: "hey, u dropped something." So I turned around and tried to look for what. Then when I looked at him in question, he said "my heart".

    • @artsygal112
      @artsygal112 9 років тому +2

      ***** Are you kidding? No! I can't take lines like that seriously. Can't tell if they're serious or not. It's the worst way to get my attention if you want it.

    • @MegaCadette55
      @MegaCadette55 8 років тому

      bwahahahah eww cruel and funny

    • @francoisekaragi
      @francoisekaragi 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @mellisamarte1982
    @mellisamarte1982 10 років тому +17

    Someone sad to me "did it hurt" and i was like "did what hurt" then he sad " when you came falling out off the sky" i was like B#%!*? Please..get the steppin!

    • @assatanoir86
      @assatanoir86 10 років тому +1

      Lmao I would have said the same thing

  • @lauraestavan8343
    @lauraestavan8343 8 років тому +9

    Him: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Me: No. It's gonna hurt when you crash in Hell... Get yo' life!

  • @sademaharaj-atwell7862
    @sademaharaj-atwell7862 9 років тому +7

    Tamar had me weak with her laugh at 0:52

  • @jenny_lambeth341
    @jenny_lambeth341 6 років тому +2

    “Are you a parking ticket? Cause, baby, you got FINE written all over you.”

  • @hotcheetobaby4429
    @hotcheetobaby4429 8 років тому +3

    "Is there a mirror in my pocket cause I can see you in it"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheOfficialMariam
    @TheOfficialMariam 10 років тому +8

    Who replayed Lonis one?! Omfg hers was soo funny and the audiences reaction 😂😂😂

  • @crystalharris5937
    @crystalharris5937 10 років тому +15

    I got a guy say; I am sorry I lost my number can I have yours?? Lol I said sorry my phone has been temporarily disconnected

  • @janinedelrossi6319
    @janinedelrossi6319 10 років тому +6

    I have a guy tell me "are you a ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you" like wtf

  • @endsarsnow5785
    @endsarsnow5785 3 роки тому +2

    The way Jeannie leaned over when Loni was trying telling her joke 😂 I love Jeannie

  • @clarke4400
    @clarke4400 10 років тому +27

    Tamera's one is the best and worst one ever! If guy ever say that to me I'd be like...did you watch the real BRUH to know this cuz its the first i'm hearing something like that

  • @jamin6517
    @jamin6517 5 років тому +5

    “You know what’s on the MENU?” ME-N-U
    Lol #kneeslapper

  • @latajaharris8335
    @latajaharris8335 8 років тому +13

    Guy: "How much were your pants?"
    Me:"Umm I don't remember
    Guy:"Well there 100% off at my house
    I was like o my God, I couldn't help but laugh though

  • @colevalle1
    @colevalle1 8 років тому +5

    a man asked me "how you doing" I said I'm good.. he said "yeah you look good.. I was just like 😑😑

  • @NoDripp2
    @NoDripp2 7 років тому +4

    0: 35 didn't know Donald Duck was on a daytime show.....

  • @deashiapayton6850
    @deashiapayton6850 10 років тому +3

    Good one tamar. Guess what a man walked up to my mom and was like did it hurt when you fell from heaven. And my mom was like wow get yo life

  • @mzzrhymez
    @mzzrhymez 9 років тому +12

    *me walking by*
    Guy: oh you look good
    Guy: *drops chicken* damn baby u made me drop my chicken looking at u that's how u know u fine
    😂😂😂😂

  • @hemsyyy
    @hemsyyy 10 років тому +10

    LOL...Tamera is soo funny ...cant stop laughing...I am Nigerian and I can relate....its a universal...'girl problem' I guess

  • @Stacy396
    @Stacy396 9 років тому +6

    Tamar's laugh from 0:31 - 0:42 😂😂

  • @arinane44
    @arinane44 5 років тому +1

    Guy: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!
    Me: HIDDING FROM YOU

  • @ifeanyi90
    @ifeanyi90 8 років тому +7

    tamar "GET YOUR LIFE"

  • @Kayy099
    @Kayy099 2 роки тому +1

    Tamar snickering over Loni had me in TEARSSSSS😭

  • @iamlindalyna
    @iamlindalyna 4 роки тому

    Loni.... I can NOT with her today 😂😂😂 loving watching these throwbacks!

  • @goddessempressstarrr2729
    @goddessempressstarrr2729 7 років тому +2

    Loni crazy as hell!! Haha! You make me want to leave my wife?? How many married men she's been with?? Lol Tamar busted a gut on that one... 🤣

  • @stephaniemartin7923
    @stephaniemartin7923 9 років тому +3

    Tamar's laugh in the beginning sounded like someone cracking some fresh black pepper...

  • @BarbieBlankie
    @BarbieBlankie 9 років тому +4

    The woman at 0:36 in the peach/pink jacket is so beautiful!

  • @lindamai1943
    @lindamai1943 10 років тому +1

    i really love this talkshow....
    it is THE REAL you guyz... my only problem is i can only watch it on UA-cam, and in episode bits, but i get SOOO... PSYCHED when it comes to watching this episodes anytime i am online, I REALLY REALLY LOVE THIS TALK SHOW :D

  • @beverlycheptoo353
    @beverlycheptoo353 3 роки тому +1

    The last one is a song😂

  • @arjent1876
    @arjent1876 7 років тому +1

    Adrienne's hair on fleeeeek!!

  • @lostalien9538
    @lostalien9538 8 років тому +4

    last one is Britney lyrics from her song Hold It Against Me lol

  • @JennaKelly-x8p
    @JennaKelly-x8p Рік тому

    Tamar with "get ya life!" I almost spit my water out 😂

  • @AmariSali
    @AmariSali 10 років тому +40

    Loni comes off less natural than the other girls sometimes. This ain't stand up Loni, ya'll supposed to be having a conversation. Hence why no one laughed at your pick up line joke. You trying to hard.

  • @ashiahnaomi3251
    @ashiahnaomi3251 9 років тому +4

    Loni always has those freaky lines...,😂😂😂

  • @emmagill4458
    @emmagill4458 6 років тому

    “Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine because girl you are a snack.” 🙄😂

  • @saradelgado5419
    @saradelgado5419 4 роки тому +1

    Tamar’s laugh kills me 😂😂😂 I love it

  • @katslly
    @katslly 9 років тому

    LONNI!!! Its...
    "Is there a mirror in yo pants cause i can se myself in them"😂😂😂
    She was lost

  • @azarianeal8799
    @azarianeal8799 8 років тому +3

    the way tamar said body tho

  • @princessaku12
    @princessaku12 10 років тому +1

    The pick up line is... Is there a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants lol

  • @Boom_Bianca
    @Boom_Bianca 4 роки тому

    It’s “Is there a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants” 😂😂

  • @des8679
    @des8679 7 років тому +1

    I literally am in tears while watching at 2:25 in the morning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @kadencekieronski9004
    @kadencekieronski9004 6 років тому

    “Is there a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them” That’s what it is😂

  • @tanakabvungie5662
    @tanakabvungie5662 8 років тому +1

    another cheezy pick up line is "did it hurt when you fell cause you must be from heaven" like realy

  • @iibrazyviv1268
    @iibrazyviv1268 8 років тому +2

    I heard one pick up line like " Hey nice pants, can I check your zipper?😑

  • @MuSiC1879
    @MuSiC1879 10 років тому +2

    Lonniiiiiiiii ahahahahahaha lord I can't take me now ahh the disappointment in her face

  • @amosafamasaga9234
    @amosafamasaga9234 10 років тому +1

    When Tamar sounded like a duck... 0:35 had me dying!! No shade at the end of the day I still LOOOOVE TayTay

  • @1missnancyb
    @1missnancyb 10 років тому +1

    I love this show

  • @jazzzmenc9711
    @jazzzmenc9711 9 років тому +7

    it is so funny when Adrienne said are u from ten c cause your the only ten I see

  • @chassitylittle1919
    @chassitylittle1919 10 років тому +2

    Adri outfit was on point

  • @michaelflory9519
    @michaelflory9519 Рік тому

    When I was in college, I used this pick up line on my new girlfriend, "You must be a General, cuz you're making my "privates" stand at attention!"

  • @ThePrincx
    @ThePrincx 5 років тому

    "Is there a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see you in my pants"...what kind of foolish 😂😂😂

  • @dzuvisenuoyongo1652
    @dzuvisenuoyongo1652 3 роки тому +1

    Oh my goodness ...🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ladycoco473
    @ladycoco473 10 років тому

    love this show!!! SO funny. love all the hosts

  • @rachelle_banks
    @rachelle_banks 5 років тому

    "If you was my girl, I'll put golds all IN your mouth!"
    --- kinda liked it because it was the opposit of my personality. And it made me laugh.