Germanic Languages Comparison

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  • @randomcomment7675
    @randomcomment7675 5 років тому +13607

    To me as a German, Luxembourgish sounds like a really really drunk Grandma.

    • @aliasDonaldDuck
      @aliasDonaldDuck 4 роки тому +353

      In der Tat

    • @Liproqq
      @Liproqq 4 роки тому +495

      Zu viel Kölsch

    • @joshina4497
      @joshina4497 4 роки тому +246

      To me as a german with a father living in Luxemburg, it sounds like... Home ♡

    • @mxrsExe
      @mxrsExe 4 роки тому +29

      Random Comment Karin ritter haha

    • @Sorstalan
      @Sorstalan 4 роки тому +78

      Afrikaans was like Dutch on downers.

  • @erichherb714
    @erichherb714 2 роки тому +7713

    As a german native speaker I understand german quite well!

    • @HeroManNick132
      @HeroManNick132 2 роки тому +637

      The floor is made out of floor lol

    • @jovanfisher3072
      @jovanfisher3072 Рік тому +258

      Water is made out of water OMG

    • @KnocksSchiller
      @KnocksSchiller Рік тому +67

      BLASPHEMIE!

    • @user-qy3vl2rb6n
      @user-qy3vl2rb6n Рік тому +122

      As a Dutch native speaker i understand dutch very well!

    • @jo_240B
      @jo_240B Рік тому +133

      See, this is why I fucking love Germans.

  • @Daniel-mr3bi
    @Daniel-mr3bi 5 років тому +32334

    Dutch sounds like they're speaking backwards

    • @marvellara-4084
      @marvellara-4084 5 років тому +426

      Hahahah why?

    • @robertvillena6164
      @robertvillena6164 5 років тому +148

      Hahahhaha

    • @LandelRey
      @LandelRey 5 років тому +1465

      It does sound like a bunch of gibberish
      edit: nau 😭 I posted this way back when I was still on my cringe phase. I don't dislike Dutch, I love Ajax 😍

    • @canuck21
      @canuck21 5 років тому +884

      @Lara It sounds like when you're rewinding a video with speaking parts.

    • @trentbacker9562
      @trentbacker9562 5 років тому +379

      They sound like they have a mouth full of wall nuts.

  • @bronson4574
    @bronson4574 Рік тому +1334

    As someone from Brazil, I understand:
    Dutch: 0%
    Danish: 0%
    English: 0%
    Afrikaans: 0%
    German: 0%
    Yiddish: 0%
    Norwegian: 0%
    Swedish: 0%
    Luxembourgish: 0%
    Faroese: 0%
    Icelandic: 0%
    I am deaf...

  • @heinoobermeyer7566
    @heinoobermeyer7566 4 роки тому +17082

    As a Afrikaans speaker, Dutch is how i imagine a doctor's handwriting would sound

    • @viii7258
      @viii7258 4 роки тому +2049

      As a dutch speaker, afrikaans is incorrect broken dutch

    • @demanofall
      @demanofall 4 роки тому +998

      Yea, if dutch is what a doctors handwriting sounds like, than Afrikaans is what babies speak.

    • @_nycollee
      @_nycollee 4 роки тому +155

      Afrikaans seems like flemish

    • @viii7258
      @viii7258 4 роки тому +457

      @@_nycollee flemish speak dutch with a baguette in their mouth

    • @VRBLNSLT
      @VRBLNSLT 4 роки тому +245

      Afrikaans is old Zeeuws, thats why it sounds somewhat between Flamish and South Hollandish.. its one of the most fun and easy dialects to speak as a Dutch tho... when your drunk

  • @PixelBytesPixelArtist
    @PixelBytesPixelArtist 5 років тому +12061

    danish sounds like a german trying really hard to learn chinese but they just can’t

  • @livebullshitygamer5468
    @livebullshitygamer5468 4 роки тому +7960

    When she said “Arbeidsongeschiktheidsverzekering” I felt that

    • @derkateramabend
      @derkateramabend 4 роки тому +583

      Livebullshity Gamer Isn’t this Dutch for “Work-related carelessness insurance”? I’m German, and I recognized some words

    • @livebullshitygamer5468
      @livebullshitygamer5468 4 роки тому +94

      Richard Walter yes

    • @blacat2168
      @blacat2168 4 роки тому +233

      Jiaxu Yu Or in German "Arbeitsungeschicktheitsversicherung" (word by word of course) They are really similar for real!

    • @e.abrahamovich8981
      @e.abrahamovich8981 4 роки тому +8

      😭😭🤣

    • @beluwuga2573
      @beluwuga2573 4 роки тому +7

      Arrbeisongschiktheidsverrzekering

  • @gagetolinwrites6845
    @gagetolinwrites6845 Рік тому +2168

    As an English-speaker, Dutch is like the uncanny valley of languages

    • @013aanikhfds
      @013aanikhfds Рік тому +94

      Irish is worse. They speak it with an English accent but all the phonemes except for /x/ are kind of the same. It’s a mess.

    • @slyasleep
      @slyasleep Рік тому +10

      @@humbrix-allaboutthebuildin7891 Hey, I love my high-pitched brethren!

    • @MatiasDypala
      @MatiasDypala Рік тому +47

      @@013aanikhfds Irish is not a Germanic language, is Celtic.

    • @WarriorofSunlight
      @WarriorofSunlight Рік тому +23

      Wait until you discover Frisian.

    • @qusibag
      @qusibag Рік тому

      While Irish is celtic 🤣🤣🤣@@013aanikhfds

  • @Slobber88
    @Slobber88 5 років тому +2924

    Swedish sounds like the speaker is surprised to find a particular syllable there about every third word, but just continues speaking.

    • @Brakvash
      @Brakvash 5 років тому +248

      To be fair she sounds surprised even to Swedes. She uses the "should it be like this?" tone of voice. It might be more pronounced in Swedish.

    • @AslanW
      @AslanW 5 років тому +278

      As a swede, I can tell you we don't talk like that normally, just like brits don't talk like BBC news anchors. The cadence and tonality is very exaggerated.

    • @carolinaklint9004
      @carolinaklint9004 5 років тому +110

      That's just how a lot of news reporters talk. It's not how swedish usually sounds

    • @Slobber88
      @Slobber88 5 років тому +81

      @@AslanW That's too bad. I think Swedish is the most beautiful of the Germanic languages, especially because of that uppity cadence.

    • @emilfalk561
      @emilfalk561 5 років тому +21

      Yeah swedish newsreporters has a very special candence when speaking

  • @emmanuelmartinez-zuviria5785
    @emmanuelmartinez-zuviria5785 5 років тому +6107

    When she said “øtëgærûqžčmnœ” I felt that

  • @mayoneso7393
    @mayoneso7393 4 роки тому +3988

    Romance languages speakers about themselves :
    *Lmao I can understand what this guy’s saying*
    Germanic languages speakers about themselves:
    *U sound like a “insert nationality” trying to speak “insert language” with “insert accent” and also drunk*

    • @willrichardson519
      @willrichardson519 4 роки тому +184

      Alcohol is a feature in higher latitude countries :-)

    • @DeVocthcKa
      @DeVocthcKa 4 роки тому +149

      Italian, Spanish, Portuguese and Galician speakers talking to each other cheerfully
      Catulunians enter the chat: "I'm sorry what?"
      French enter the chat: "I'm sorry WHAT?"
      Occitania enter the chat: "I'M SORRY WHAT"
      Romansch enter the chat: "Now that's just German"
      Romanians enter the chat: "..."

    • @captainbarbossa5325
      @captainbarbossa5325 4 роки тому +100

      Fuck yea. No brotherhood among Germanic peoples. Each one is just a bigger bastard than the other 😂

    • @andreaw2053
      @andreaw2053 4 роки тому +13

      ... I... I literally said exactly that to my boyfriend like a minute ago...

    • @lepeangel3700
      @lepeangel3700 4 роки тому +3

      Andrea W what do u speak and what does he speak

  • @Tomungru
    @Tomungru Рік тому +1156

    It’s weird that as a German speaker, I understand Afrikaans better than I could understand Dutch despite the fact that Dutch is so similar to German.

    • @chemicallifeblog
      @chemicallifeblog Рік тому +101

      Nachvollziehbar 😂 die niederländische Schriftsprache versteht man aber ganz gut, finde ich.

    • @The_uglybastard
      @The_uglybastard Рік тому +76

      Afrikaans is older Dutch so thats why

    • @Laksamdotcomspecial
      @Laksamdotcomspecial Рік тому +33

      Im afrikaans and i understand dutch but i dont inderstand a word german

    • @arolemaprarath6615
      @arolemaprarath6615 Рік тому +5

      On nac, di kon osspionerto in da palas in hogplas de konagland-rik vin Frankrik and Doshlandrik. Der, ereen fond a svart kat, ereen bang. Ereen atalefall, ten, nin, ottach, sefn, six, fif, vour, tri, to, on, ereen lep vegi.

    • @willek1335
      @willek1335 Рік тому +2

      I think it's similar in Scandinavia, where every country, including Iceland, understand Norwegian, but they often struggle to understand one another.

  • @leea8706
    @leea8706 4 роки тому +3490

    As an English speaker Luxembourg’s sounds like someone speaking German and French at the same time while not being very good at either.

    • @leea8706
      @leea8706 4 роки тому +47

      Local host yeah I suppose that is true, it’s just harder to hear it that way when you speak the language.

    • @MarkDDG
      @MarkDDG 4 роки тому +10

      That's just what I thought 😂

    • @wietzevanderwijk3169
      @wietzevanderwijk3169 4 роки тому +41

      As an German and French speaker too

    • @jorbennoten9536
      @jorbennoten9536 4 роки тому +4

      I don't hear french

    • @joelt.7493
      @joelt.7493 4 роки тому +30

      As a Luxembourger, yes.

  • @Jojo-lr5yc
    @Jojo-lr5yc 4 роки тому +5109

    Why does Swedish sound like 📈📉📈📈📉📉📈📈📈📉📈📉📈

    • @davidhildebrandt7812
      @davidhildebrandt7812 4 роки тому +582

      Because it uses tonal stress marking

    • @Neophema
      @Neophema 4 роки тому +335

      @@davidhildebrandt7812 So does Norwegian. :) The other Germanic languages don't.

    • @zenith8417
      @zenith8417 4 роки тому +123

      Different pronunciations mean different things. It's kinda like how the English use tonal changes to show emphasis or sarcasm, but with the pronunciation of the word making the definition entirely different.

    • @haitike
      @haitike 4 роки тому +184

      It is called "pitch accent" if you are interested in looking at it on internet. It is used in Norwegian and Swedish but not in other Germanic languages. It is used in Japanese too.

    • @itzminka
      @itzminka 4 роки тому +61

      i so love that about swedish

  • @jarmen49
    @jarmen49 4 роки тому +2335

    As a German speaker, I can make out the content of Germanic languages if I can SEE the words.

    • @Hyblup
      @Hyblup 4 роки тому +35

      Ich auch

    • @luminousmiu
      @luminousmiu 4 роки тому +16

      YEAH SAME

    • @zacurragazzo9432
      @zacurragazzo9432 4 роки тому +11

      Ja ich auch

    • @freezing5
      @freezing5 4 роки тому +8

      Funny how I find it easier to understand Afrikaans than I do Afrikaaners speaking English. Or maybe it is this speaker's exceptional clarity and rhythm?

    • @kulturfreund6631
      @kulturfreund6631 4 роки тому +18

      @@forgotsomething4995 Danish and Norwegian are way closer to Swedish, than German is.

  • @woodwardscreditcard7482
    @woodwardscreditcard7482 Рік тому +1334

    As a Swede i understood:
    1: 100 % Swedish & Enlish
    3: 95% Norweigian
    4: 25% German
    5: 5% Icelandic / Farsoe
    6: 5% Dutch
    7: 4% Yiddish / Luxemburg / Africaans
    8: 0% Danish

    • @АлексейПотапов-ю8я
      @АлексейПотапов-ю8я Рік тому +75

      "As a Swede i understood:
      8: 0% Danish"
      Вы смайлик забыли поставить. ;)

    • @dorte3791
      @dorte3791 Рік тому +118

      I’m Danish and i can hardly understand her she’s talking super fast and is kinda mumbling Norwegian is much easier

    • @tobiasa9071
      @tobiasa9071 Рік тому +76

      ​@@dorte3791I swear the Swedish chef in the muppets is actually speaking danish

    • @slyasleep
      @slyasleep Рік тому +3

      😏

    • @alistairt7544
      @alistairt7544 Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂

  • @larslars8393
    @larslars8393 3 роки тому +7062

    As a German I understand:
    German: 100%
    English: 100%
    Yiddish: 80%
    Luxemburgish: 60%
    Dutch: 30%
    Afrikaans: 20%
    Rest: 0-5%
    Danish: -100%

    • @angelogaudino3500
      @angelogaudino3500 3 роки тому +373

      Ahahahaha Danish is so difficult

    • @perthrockskinda2946
      @perthrockskinda2946 3 роки тому +376

      Well, since you are writing in English, I will presume that English is a second Language of yours.

    • @euivets2892
      @euivets2892 3 роки тому +502

      Du verstehst Englisch 100% nur weil du es mal gelernt hast.

    • @larslars8393
      @larslars8393 3 роки тому +168

      @@euivets2892 das stimmt

    • @ore_red1684
      @ore_red1684 3 роки тому +8

      Nah its not

  • @echobless6556
    @echobless6556 5 років тому +2029

    Danish sounds like she is stopping in the middle of each word.

    • @MSETTER98
      @MSETTER98 5 років тому +256

      (Danish person here) she actually kinda is. There's this specific way that news reporters usually talks, and it kinda sounds like she hasn't quite figured it out yet and therefore there's weird breaks between the words. I think it's frustrating to listen to

    • @juliancowell8485
      @juliancowell8485 5 років тому +17

      Lord Taemin Francesco Thanks for clearing that up.

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 5 років тому +41

      Dalongabonk im Danish and i wanna say even to me her voice is pissing me off and her Zealand accent is pissing me off so yes the news people always try to look professional and They Sound like They lag

    • @paulbeach8181
      @paulbeach8181 5 років тому +5

      That's how it seemed to me too, and I know no Danish at all.

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 4 роки тому +15

      @@AlxzAlec lmao, "they sound like they lag"
      so true

  • @Menxo
    @Menxo 5 років тому +2915

    YIDDISH sound like when a drunken russian boy tries to speak german
    Edit :OMG I NEVER GET SO MUCH LIKES THANKS FOR THAT

    • @bilalthefighter829
      @bilalthefighter829 5 років тому +25

      @Simon Eminger thats interesting

    • @tonijelecevic4332
      @tonijelecevic4332 5 років тому +18

      Mainly central and eastern Europe

    • @Menxo
      @Menxo 5 років тому +4

      @Simon Eminger i know

    • @eeaotly
      @eeaotly 5 років тому +4

      Menxo Yydish and Afrikaas are the least German...

    • @Menxo
      @Menxo 5 років тому +4

      @@eeaotly I know because the colony in southafrica

  • @TheFearlessDave
    @TheFearlessDave Рік тому +121

    As an Afrikaans & English speaker - I find Dutch similar to a way a modern English speaker hearing Shakespeare for the first time. I understand the words, but the pronunciation of it and the way it is used in a sentence sounds like someone saying "Alas, I shalt be venturing off thine vicinity to proceed to mine humble abode" instead of saying "I'm going home" lol

    • @TheFearlessDave
      @TheFearlessDave 9 місяців тому +2

      That's so cool - I just went to check it out and understood a lot of what the guy in the vid said. Thanks for the info

    • @yes_iam_bather
      @yes_iam_bather 4 місяці тому +2

      helaas zal ik van uw nabijheid vertrekken richting mijn nederige nederzetting

    • @bartschlief2574
      @bartschlief2574 4 місяці тому +3

      While it is in reality Afrikaans which uses much older words than dutch, and hasn't changed much through time, but Dutch has. But i get what you say, because Afrikaans is way more basic than Dutch with all it's conjugations of words in different times/persons😂

    • @haczabim
      @haczabim 4 місяці тому

      So Dutch sounds old to you?

    • @TheFearlessDave
      @TheFearlessDave 4 місяці тому +1

      @@haczabim Yup. Don't get me wrong - it sounds very cool. It's like Afrikaans - but pimped up with tyre mags, a V8 engine and tinted windows lol

  • @noelsamson876
    @noelsamson876 5 років тому +7467

    it sounds like English left the Germanic nest a long time ago and flew far far away

    • @elbowache
      @elbowache 5 років тому +1723

      Some linguists even think it's a creole of French. It's a lonely little language, no siblings to play with. So, it went out into the world and made everyone else speak it!

    • @EbrunV
      @EbrunV 5 років тому +881

      yes it did, English was influenced by various languages, espacially French, this is why English has this spelling: you write it that way but read it another way and it doesn't have rules how it is read

    • @ammalyrical5646
      @ammalyrical5646 5 років тому +431

      It came originally from Old-Frisian (which is Germanic, Ostfriesish is still spoken in Germany). But it has with the Angels, Saxons, Kelts, and then a while later French just partly took it over. I'd no longer call it Germanic,

    • @noelsamson876
      @noelsamson876 5 років тому +76

      @ ammalyrical @ebrun thanks for your insights!
      it's interesting, too that French and English both have gaelic/Celtic and German elements

    • @noelsamson876
      @noelsamson876 5 років тому +160

      @elbowache
      it's interesting how that developed. English is fond of borrowing from other language and very open to outside influence and it ended up being almost the lingua franca of the world right now

  • @martindouge1947
    @martindouge1947 4 роки тому +1678

    As a French who learnt a bit of German, Luxemburgish sounds like a French student putting random words in French in his German sentence because he didn't remember his vocabulary

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 4 роки тому +33

      C’est marrant pcq au lux on fait ca mais avec le luxembourgeois. Si t’oublies un mot en luxembourgeois tu le dis en francais, allemand, anglais, portugais meme dans certains groupes. Du coup on commence souvent des phrases en lux et termine en francais ou l’inverse.

    • @janbruggemann5636
      @janbruggemann5636 4 роки тому +53

      Why did I read this with a french accent

    • @martindouge1947
      @martindouge1947 4 роки тому +57

      @@janbruggemann5636 Probably because I would say it with a French accent myself ? :)

    • @ddt77ta
      @ddt77ta 4 роки тому +5

      Tip top

    • @svenakkessen4690
      @svenakkessen4690 4 роки тому +3

      Perfect description!

  • @WalterFalter
    @WalterFalter 5 років тому +3905

    Natürlich hat der Hsv verloren, hätte mich auch gewundert

    • @lovemore7050
      @lovemore7050 5 років тому +75

      Oh nein die ewigen Verlierer haha

    • @a.giulio93
      @a.giulio93 5 років тому +100

      Klassiker

    • @richardgreer459
      @richardgreer459 5 років тому +12

      Lol but of course! Aber hier sitze ich als Dortmund Fan und es scheint zu sein dass wir einen Sieg sogar nicht kaufen kann 😭

    • @scfog90
      @scfog90 5 років тому +2

      2. Liga ole

    • @tonijelecevic4332
      @tonijelecevic4332 5 років тому

      Großer Klub bei dem es gerade nicht so läuft

  • @MSS47Ag
    @MSS47Ag Рік тому +209

    As a Dutch person, the only language that sounded really foreign and unknown was Faroese. To me it sounds nothing like other Nordic/Scandinavian languages, but actually closer to a Celtic family language.

    • @Olole
      @Olole Рік тому +23

      That's interesting you would say that, seeing that celtic monks inhabited the islands before the norse and lived somewhat side by side for a while. Celtic ancestry is very present and even some of the words are of celtic origin, such as "dunna" which is duck. In the other nordic languages it is and or anka. Some of the islands even retained the celtic names such as the two dímun islands. Very sharply noticed.

    • @haraldsigurdsson1232
      @haraldsigurdsson1232 Рік тому +30

      Im Norwegian and to me it sounded like Norwegian that i should be able to understand but still cant understand anything. It has the same tone and flow as Norwegian. Its strange because i have heard Faroese spoken before and then i understood like 95% of a 5 minute long conversation but i couldnt understand a single word this woman was saying. Maby its a diffrent dialect or something.

    • @Zapper1993
      @Zapper1993 Рік тому +10

      @@haraldsigurdsson1232 Yeah, it was like hearing someone nearby speak Norwegian. You can recognize it from the tone, but you are too far away to make out the words.

    • @jarl8815
      @jarl8815 Рік тому +2

      @@haraldsigurdsson1232 Yeah, as a swede I could understand some words. It's hard but not that different.

    • @weepingscorpion8739
      @weepingscorpion8739 Рік тому +4

      @@OloleThe Celtic (specifically Goidelic) influence on Faroese is a bit overstated but it is true, there is some influence there. The word 'dunna' is under dispute these days but other words which are definitely from Goidelic, i.e. Old or Middle Irish are: tarvur, grúkur, drunnur, ærgi, and some personal names like Kjartan and Njál(ur).

  • @nilalee7416
    @nilalee7416 4 роки тому +4959

    For me, as a German, everything just sounds like german with a wierd accent.

    • @Argos_RB
      @Argos_RB 4 роки тому +288

      Well, it’s surprising I know, but they are called, Germanic languages, they all pretty much stem from one very old language, and grammatically it seems German or Dutch is closest to the original, being someone who can speak a fair amount of these, It seems like German is the base, and other Germanic languages have taken different parts of German, and left out others, like English turned “der, die and das” into “the” but another language like Danish just left that out entirely

    • @Magnus_Loov
      @Magnus_Loov 4 роки тому +102

      @@Argos_RB Not sure if German would be a better candidate than other Germanic languages besides it is actually called "German". They all, including German, come from a common proto-Germanic "ancestor" and split up into different branches (Northern, Western and Eastern Germanic).
      Over the years the different "Branches" on that language tree have changed a lot.
      If anything, the language that has change the least is actually Icelandic that have changed much less the last 1000 years than other germanic languages and that could probably mean it could be closer to the old Proto-Germanic language than modern german.

    • @drakevevo3710
      @drakevevo3710 4 роки тому +36

      @@Argos_RB no they all stem from old norse, in which case north germanic languages like danish norwegian and swedish are closer, icelandic being the closest. the western germanic languages, english dutch and german are slightly different, although english has the same sentence structure as northern germanic but dutch and german have their own.

    • @Magnus_Loov
      @Magnus_Loov 4 роки тому +16

      @OneAlex Gernan as a language is called"Tyska" in Swedish. A german is called "Tysk". On the other hand we have a name for the collective folk group that historically existed in the whereabouts of what is now Germany and that is "Germaner" (where one person from it is actually called "German").
      And we and many others call the whole language group "Germansk" .
      So there still is the fact that "German language group" is derived from the word "German" for the people who lived in the area which became Germany later on.
      When it comes to where the German language place in the "family tree" of languages it is made harder to judge by the fact that for different periods of time a lot of loan words were introduced into the different languages. Sweden was very influenced during the Hansa period and the Luther bible period. But later on we were influenced by French and even later English.
      England were influenced a lot by Danish invaders at that time.
      To me English feels closer to Swedish in grammar and also some basic words.
      Dutch also feels closer to Swedish were many very basic words are spelled closer to Swedish. But it is much easier to understand spoken German than Dutch which sounds to slurry.
      But, yeah, strictly speaking German, Dutch is part of the west Germanic stem. Swedish is part of the North Germanic.
      So in theory they SHOULD be more closely related.
      In practice though I am not sure.
      I mean the same is said for Swedish and Danish in the northern Germanic language group which are said to be more closely related (east Nordic) compared to Norwegian, Icelandic and Faroes, which are west Nordic languages.
      In practice now in modern time these languages have evolved (or not in the case of Icelandic which have changed the least) so much that Swedish and Norwegian are much more closely related and Icelandic and Norwegian are far, far apart.

    • @vassilopoula
      @vassilopoula 4 роки тому +3

      Ντόυτσλαν ύμπερ άλλες

  • @sureshnair9427
    @sureshnair9427 5 років тому +5100

    - its uncanny -
    - Dutch sounds like German with an American accent

    • @arvedludwig3584
      @arvedludwig3584 5 років тому +188

      Plattdeutsch is closer to Dutch than high German, although it's spoken along the coast of the north sea in Germany.

    • @karleppo9043
      @karleppo9043 5 років тому +48

      How is that "uncanny"? Dutch is just a German accent

    • @arvedludwig3584
      @arvedludwig3584 5 років тому +57

      @Balder Geffen, van having ancestors from the lower Rhein region i can see similarities with your sentence.
      Dat is het niet = Das ist es nicht = Dat isset nit (Dialekt vom Niederrhein).

    • @aarondaniel1342
      @aarondaniel1342 5 років тому +1

      Hmm 🤔 vind ik niet...

    • @gabrielseaborn257
      @gabrielseaborn257 5 років тому +96

      To a native English speaker, it sounds like they’re speaking the language with a distorted Irish accent

  • @matildas3177
    @matildas3177 5 років тому +1814

    You really found some of the most depressing news clips for Swedish and Norwegian, both are about different violent terror attacks.

    • @kristinnfreyr4931
      @kristinnfreyr4931 5 років тому +265

      the icelandic one was about a guy that got trapped under ice and died.

    • @rohitchaoji
      @rohitchaoji 5 років тому +67

      Also one about the plane crash near Moscow.

    • @thetaleunder
      @thetaleunder 5 років тому +56

      They had to take some depressing clips, they could have chosen anything else but they chose some depressing stuff..
      *Well isn't that just great!*

    • @matildas3177
      @matildas3177 5 років тому +6

      @Herr Wolf not here it isn't

    • @deivisony
      @deivisony 5 років тому +1

      @@kristinnfreyr4931 I love that little cross you guys have above that D thingy! I have a Icelandic friend that everytime she says thor or R ahe spits in everyone's face. Do all icelandics have this difficult with R?

  • @85Pushead
    @85Pushead Рік тому +64

    As a native Afrikaans speaker fluent in English and Swedish and studied German at University for 4 years I can safely say that Danish is the most unintelligible of all the Germanic languages (even for native Swedish and Norwegian speakers). Not sure if most Danes understand each other to be quite honest...

    • @antohein.
      @antohein. 10 місяців тому +10

      We don't. My family is from Køge (Zealand) and last time I was in Aalborg (Jutland) I thought I was in a different country for a while. 😂 Took a bit to get used to the way they speak.

    • @omega1231
      @omega1231 5 місяців тому

      Eh we just don't pretend to understand eachother, like the Norwegians. We're cultural realists, not dreamers.
      Also, the geography of Denmark means that there is a huge difference between the dialects. It's the same story in Norway honestly and parts of Sweden. The differences are being flattened and have been over a very long time, but the differences are still to the degree that certain Jutish dialects are basically another language, closer to Frisian and the northern German dialect. Only through a thousand years of cultural dominance from other dialects have southern Jutish become closer to Danish as it's spoken on the islands, but fundamentally it is pretty much a West Germanic language with heavy influence from North Germanic languages, same goes for many especially of the Jutish dialects are not actually dialects of Danish. Jutland had it's own kingdoms until Harald Blåtand in the 10th century united the Jutish and Danish tribes into the same kingdom, before that we had been allied through marriages, however they maintained their own laws etc. Until around the 13th century.
      In a way it's like being confused why a Londoner doesn't understand Welsh, granted the differences between Welsh and modern English are far far greater than those between the modern dialects of Danish, but in essence it is sort of similar.
      Oh and if you want to know why it's only sort of similar in Sweden, you might want to look into the imperial history of the Svea for why there is a greater uniformity in language among Swedes than Norwegians and Danes, short version is that it was military protocol to enforce proper Swedish throughout the Swedish empire, hence Swedish speaking Finns, Swedish speaking Danes etc.

    • @JustinRM20
      @JustinRM20 4 місяці тому +1

      There is a beautiful skit by a Norwegian comedic duo about precisely the Danes lack of understanding of each other, it is called Kamelåså. I am a native Dutchman myself and found it incredibly funny.

  • @eemmaa
    @eemmaa 5 років тому +2675

    What I understood
    (I’m Swedish)
    100% Swedish
    90% Norwegian
    0% danish

    • @mytwocents7464
      @mytwocents7464 5 років тому +22

      How about Dutch and German?

    • @rerolledDK
      @rerolledDK 5 років тому +254

      @M Norwegians and Swedes love making jokes about Danish pronunciation being impossible to understand. If you would like to research this subject more, just paste Kamelåså into the youtube search bar.

    • @eemmaa
      @eemmaa 5 років тому +24

      Alter Ego I do actually study German in school and could therefore understand a little bit. A few words here and there you know but Dutch. Nope. Didn’t understand anything

    • @Marie-du8vy
      @Marie-du8vy 5 років тому +19

      ಠ_ಠ It was a joke man

    • @adammessina6182
      @adammessina6182 5 років тому +1

      Emma Carlsson no danish really didn’t know it was that different

  • @Hyperactivi
    @Hyperactivi 4 роки тому +2518

    Dutch sounds like english with a lot of “ghrrh”, “arghhg” and gutteral “uuhh” put in

    • @7211_
      @7211_ 4 роки тому +173

      there’s a lot of loanwords, the grammar is pretty similar in some ways and compared to other languages the pronounciation is too!
      if you can speak German and English you’re already like 50% of the way to knowing Dutch.
      but yes, we have a lot of those ‘gggg’ sounds

    • @ChrisM-bn5vr
      @ChrisM-bn5vr 4 роки тому +95

      Yeah Dutch is definitely the most similar language to English. I like to imagine that when I hear Dutch it's what a non English speaker hears when they hear someone speak English, without the guttural sounds.

    • @tyvamakes5226
      @tyvamakes5226 4 роки тому +11

      Dutch is the King of England exporting english to the Lowland region via Hanover

    • @Wiatr2000
      @Wiatr2000 4 роки тому +2

      English is the same family. Created in the end when vikings came to island. So that why for You English sound 50% as German. There so many French and local language 🙂

    • @Wiatr2000
      @Wiatr2000 4 роки тому +10

      @@ushijimawakatoshi1675 Not realy. I thought that before but now i like it 😁🙂

  • @NielsDutch1906
    @NielsDutch1906 4 роки тому +3366

    I’m Dutch and when I heard Afrikaans i was like: WAIT! I understand this! Before quickly realizing Afrikaans is basically old Dutch.

    • @pancake_ghosty
      @pancake_ghosty 4 роки тому +24

      Interesting 🤔🤔

    • @francofouche8639
      @francofouche8639 4 роки тому +189

      Well Afrikaans is descended from Dutch and a few other languages so it's understandable

    • @bramsteenhoek2674
      @bramsteenhoek2674 4 роки тому +2

      @@barrage1308 neen broeder

    • @barrage1308
      @barrage1308 4 роки тому +5

      @@bramsteenhoek2674 nee sorry ik bedoelde dat ik zelf ook zo er over denk

    • @DutchMolenaar
      @DutchMolenaar 4 роки тому +24

      It is not old Dutch but old Zeelandish.

  • @cufflink44
    @cufflink44 Рік тому +87

    One of my Yiddish teachers, the late, great Pesach Fiszman, was also a wonderful storyteller. He would tell us students about his speaking engagements in Germany, where he would entertain German-speaking audiences with his stories, speaking to them only in Yiddish. He said the Germans had no trouble understanding him. I've alway wondered, though, if he consciously tried to avoid the element of Yiddish vocabulary derived from Hebrew and Aramaic, which would be unintelligible to German speakers.

    • @matthewl6700
      @matthewl6700 Рік тому +17

      He would've had to avoid them if they understood him. The beautiful thing about Yiddish is that there are both Germanic and Hebrew/Aramaic words for most things (though a Germanic term might be much more commonly used than a Semitic term and vice versa). So depending on how much a Yiddish speaker wants or doesn't want a German speaker to understand what they are saying, they can adjust their vocabulary accordingly. Yiddish can range from a 10% Semitic vocabulary to 50% depending on what the speaker wants.

    • @fredrikrugby
      @fredrikrugby 8 місяців тому +1

      My teacher told me there are Yiddish speakers who prefer to use more Germanic words and grammar. Fraynd instead of khaver for instance

  • @abilea4081
    @abilea4081 4 роки тому +3067

    I finally understand what Swedes and Norwegians mean when they talk about Danish people now

    • @bodiller9422
      @bodiller9422 4 роки тому +137

      I feel like everyone of these clips should not say how people talk because in denmark you have very different ways of speaking danish, the way the danish girl said was more like she didnt understand the words and was stopping after each word. They should come up with more exsaples.

    • @boahkeinbockmehr
      @boahkeinbockmehr 4 роки тому +48

      @@bodiller9422 where were there words in that?! That was just unstructured sounds! Like you begin a word but can't be bothered to say more than a syllable of it

    • @bodiller9422
      @bodiller9422 4 роки тому +71

      @@boahkeinbockmehr Man even tho im danish, this laungauge sucks ass. To understand danish you have to learn it of course haha

    • @paramaaz
      @paramaaz 4 роки тому +70

      Bodiller I don’t completely agree trat Danish sucks, but I kinda wish we spoke Danish the way we did 75-100 years ago. There is a clear difference in the way words are pronounced.

    • @bodiller9422
      @bodiller9422 4 роки тому +12

      @@paramaaz yeah... i think its called evolution

  • @Dabhach1
    @Dabhach1 4 роки тому +3018

    Luxembourgish sounds like German spoken by a French person.

  • @rohin369
    @rohin369 3 роки тому +3541

    dutch is what english sounds like when you’re distracted

    • @emjk77
      @emjk77 3 роки тому +26

      Nonsense!

    • @SpeedBird6780
      @SpeedBird6780 3 роки тому +284

      Nah, English is what Dutch sounds like when you're distracted by the French.

    • @sprachen7122
      @sprachen7122 3 роки тому +98

      Dutch is what an english tv show sounds like when you start playing on your phone lmao

    • @emjk77
      @emjk77 3 роки тому +4

      @@sprachen7122 You don't know what you are talking about.

    • @twosunies
      @twosunies 3 роки тому +10

      @@sprachen7122 nah it sounds more like german i don't hear the english

  • @stephanledford9792
    @stephanledford9792 Рік тому +58

    As an English speaker, I was able to pick out some of what the Dutch and Yiddish speakers were talking about but was pretty well lost with the rest. It would have been interesting to include Frisian, which I think is the closest Germanic language to English, although not spoken by many people.

  • @noifurze6397
    @noifurze6397 5 років тому +2030

    it's wierd but when I'm stoned I think I can understand Swedish

    • @edvins8863
      @edvins8863 5 років тому +189

      Im swedish and i understand danish better when im drunk 😂

    • @LivBD
      @LivBD 5 років тому +210

      @@edvins8863 I am Norwegian. I can understand Swedish drunk or sober. Danish however is impossible to understand, no matter how much I drink!

    • @edvins8863
      @edvins8863 5 років тому +88

      LivBD you need to drink danish beverages like carlsberg to make it work

    • @LivBD
      @LivBD 5 років тому

      @Onesie fan ツ Does it work?

    • @faithhaddad7650
      @faithhaddad7650 5 років тому

      Exactly! I always think that if I listen a little harder, i will be able to understand. Same with Norwegian and Dutch.

  • @noaemanuels5454
    @noaemanuels5454 4 роки тому +2436

    People: omigod that dutch sounds so rough and guttural
    Me ( a native dutch speaker): would you believe me if I told you she was actually speaking quite gently

    • @MinscS2
      @MinscS2 4 роки тому +201

      The man sounds like he's trying to hit on someone in The Sims.

    • @RedFighterNL
      @RedFighterNL 4 роки тому +49

      @@MinscS2 They always talk like that on RTL Nieuws / RTL News 😂

    • @wolfhound1452
      @wolfhound1452 4 роки тому +72

      Noa Emanuels I am a Dutch speaker, but I learned the dialect of Limburg first. The people of Limburg cannot pronounce that guttural Dutch g. You can always pick us out.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 роки тому +27

      Swiss German is more guttural.
      But neither compare to the gurglings, hiccups and glottal stops of Arabic, the new lingua Franca of Europe thanks to neoliberal capitalism.

    • @wolfy9979
      @wolfy9979 4 роки тому +21

      Daarom is vlaams veel beter :) geen GGGGGG

  • @georgb710
    @georgb710 2 роки тому +3568

    Weird: As a german I dont understand the Dutch part, but Africaans is actually somewhat understandable. Something about minimum wage and the employers complainging about its financial burden.
    Yiddish is very easy to understand.
    Luxenburgish is like someone switching between German and French mid sentence.

    • @gevoel8293
      @gevoel8293 2 роки тому +329

      Wow that is correct! Afrikaans actually is closer sounding to German, the Dutch have a strange accent. Afrikaans is like what Dutch sounded like 200 years ago.

    • @MrRubikraft
      @MrRubikraft 2 роки тому +123

      Your perception of Luxemburgish is interesting, because as a French speaker I understood 0% of it.
      I understood the german part best (maybe 5 to 10%) because I learned basics of german in middleschool and highschool.
      Actually, appart from german, I understood 0%.

    • @spencerlively3049
      @spencerlively3049 2 роки тому +17

      @@MrRubikraft As an American who learned English first and then French in school, I definitely found luxemburgish and then dutch to have the most french influence. But generally it was French that English has loan words for (more so in Dutch, whereas luxemburgish had more french-exclusive words). Oddly those were the words i was able to pick up on more easily than the germanic words close to english. Might be because American English doesn't have much interaction with Dutch or Luxemburgish while France obviously still has an ongoing cultural/demographic/linguistic interaction with both countries that would cause their vocab to be more like contemporary French. I expect I would have an easier time understanding either language written down but I'd still find "toilet" easier to understand than the dutch/luxemburgish equivalent to some germanic word we use more in english.

    • @AlineBooneMusic
      @AlineBooneMusic 2 роки тому +43

      @@gevoel8293 I'm from Belgium and honestly Afrikaans accent is close to Flemish Dutch as we here in Belgium use a soft G sound and most of the time softly roll our R's. To me the Dutch often speak with some weird English like R, that on top of the G makes the language sound harsher.

    • @bean420man
      @bean420man 2 роки тому +65

      I speak both German and English. Dutch is hard to understand when spoken. It is spoken so guttural. I agree, Afrikaans is easier to understand and seems less guttural. Reading Dutch is a different matter though, as it is much easier to comprehend the written Dutch than the spoken.

  • @MartialEagle.Official
    @MartialEagle.Official Рік тому +30

    Native Afrikaans speaker here, I can understand Dutch one hundred percent and German 40 percent

    • @babyyoda1898
      @babyyoda1898 Рік тому +3

      Me a native german speaker. I can understand Africaans actually better

  • @sjuderans7730
    @sjuderans7730 5 років тому +2377

    It’s so odd hearing Afrikaans when you speak Dutch. It’s like a drunk farmer trying to speak Dutch, and they mess up the emphasis on the syllables and all. Very uncanny.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 5 років тому +135

      Aedificanus yes, because it comes from Dutch. But it’s evolved slightly differently due to influences from things like german and native South African languages.

    • @noahgrxcx6097
      @noahgrxcx6097 5 років тому +52

      in afrikaans we also have a lot of loan words and vocabulary similarities to vastly different languages like persian, indonesian etc

    • @noahgrxcx6097
      @noahgrxcx6097 5 років тому +14

      Fat Earther portuguese is another! I'm not 100% fluent but my mom's family is and between them and my intro linguistics professor i've heard a long list of languages involved with Afrikaans (please don't call it kitchen dutch lol). It's because of the huge presence of a diverse immigrant population to South Africa for a multitude of reasons spanning from the arrival of the Dutch to migrant workers, economic interests, war refugees etc etc. Just a side note, I'm not ethnically Afrikaner, my mom's family ended up there from russia and iran for a few reasons.

    • @aryslav9239
      @aryslav9239 5 років тому +12

      @Fat Earther don't call it kitchen dutch, please... Its cringe...

    • @user-bg7ef4ns4v
      @user-bg7ef4ns4v 5 років тому +6

      Even as German, I’m hearing the different emphasis.

  • @bigcheese2128
    @bigcheese2128 4 роки тому +3801

    Dutch sounds like a German doing an impression of a Sims character

    • @julianmalipaard2498
      @julianmalipaard2498 3 роки тому +33

      Stfu Dutch is superior🔥🔥 jk obviously

    • @gamingwithpluis1963
      @gamingwithpluis1963 3 роки тому +29

      German sounds like Dutchmen doing an impression of a sims character

    • @amosamwig8394
      @amosamwig8394 3 роки тому +78

      @@gamingwithpluis1963 Dutch sounds like a german with lots of nicotine in his lungs and a heavy voice talking in sims language

    • @emilianopaz3805
      @emilianopaz3805 3 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @lilhotepjesusgrift6669
      @lilhotepjesusgrift6669 3 роки тому +4

      Hahaha fuck you😂😂

  • @TheNotoriousDUDE
    @TheNotoriousDUDE 5 років тому +2819

    Damn, I knew Yiddish was a Germanic language too, but as a German, I understood a lot more of it that I would've expected.

    • @Der.Preusse
      @Der.Preusse 5 років тому +342

      The language is essentially German but with a Hebrew accent. There are probably some other differences as well but in general that's what it is.

    • @roodborstkalf9664
      @roodborstkalf9664 5 років тому +124

      It's the language of Jews from the Rhineland who were kicked out of Western-Europe in the Middle Ages

    • @hashar9593
      @hashar9593 5 років тому +23

      @@Der.Preusse actually 40% of it derived from polish and russian so yeah

    • @Der.Preusse
      @Der.Preusse 5 років тому +175

      @@hashar9593 where do you get that number? To me as a German it doesn't sound much more different than just another dialect. Swiss German is arguably harder to understand for me.

    • @emiratesawesome
      @emiratesawesome 4 роки тому +54

      A lot of the vocabulary also comes from Biblical Hebrew (Lashon Hakodesh) and Aramaic. For example, in the video the word for Egypt is מצרים which comes from Biblical Hebrew. Or, there are three ways to say question in Yiddish, one way comes from German, one Hebrew, and one Aramaic. Shayla, (Hebrew), kashyeh, (Aramaic), and frageh, (German). I do believe that about 70% of Yiddish is Germanic, as is the grammar and sentence structure.

  • @arnold3768
    @arnold3768 3 місяці тому +5

    As a lithuanian I have always admired germanic countries and their languages. These are some of the most prosperous countries in the world and their languages sound so... futuristic and fancy. Dutch is probably my favourite!

  • @Seagull780
    @Seagull780 4 роки тому +1444

    I imagine Frisians are pretty mad you left them out of this

    • @joaoreis1648
      @joaoreis1648 4 роки тому +60

      Not to mention the Flemmish

    • @user-dq6hs4ry6z
      @user-dq6hs4ry6z 4 роки тому +193

      @@joaoreis1648 flemmish is literally just a dutch dialect

    • @joaoreis1648
      @joaoreis1648 4 роки тому +8

      @@user-dq6hs4ry6z hmmm, but isn't Frisian a Dutch dialect as well? They seem pretty similar

    • @user-dq6hs4ry6z
      @user-dq6hs4ry6z 4 роки тому +166

      @@joaoreis1648 no, they are actually not nearly as similar as you would think. The frisians are actually a different folk than the dutch and germans rather than just a regional dialect. They been around since before the roman expansion

    • @joaoreis1648
      @joaoreis1648 4 роки тому +16

      @@user-dq6hs4ry6z My bad, I only speak Romance languages ( apart from English) which might explain why I couldn't see that from a pronouciation standpoint... if only I had looked at the grammar. Thanks for the insight!

  • @Raven-ti6tf
    @Raven-ti6tf 4 роки тому +1665

    Dutch really out here speaking Simlish like it’s nothing

    • @ThePathOfEudaimonia
      @ThePathOfEudaimonia 4 роки тому +7

      Simlish?

    • @anglicothemonkey3496
      @anglicothemonkey3496 4 роки тому +75

      for the LAST TIME dutch doesn't sound like simlish, English is waaaay more similar.

    • @erectustesticulus3191
      @erectustesticulus3191 4 роки тому

      Drunk sounding

    • @asaasa7900
      @asaasa7900 4 роки тому +9

      AnglicoTheMonkey It sort of does. It's closer to English, no doubt, but it sounds like Dutch to many English speakers

    • @CapitalLuke
      @CapitalLuke 4 роки тому +24

      @R. DB as a dutch I can agree our language sounds like simlish.

  • @Libroblanco456
    @Libroblanco456 4 роки тому +3634

    Being a Japanese who totally isn’t of European origin, I felt almost all of Germanic languages had the same tone! Interesting.

    • @Ambar42
      @Ambar42 4 роки тому +393

      A classic phenomenon. As a German who speaks English fluently both languages sound extremely different to each other and the rest of the Germanic languages (with a few sounding more close to German and a few further away). The other ones sound far more the same to me. The better you know them the more you recognize how different they all are.

    • @Libroblanco456
      @Libroblanco456 4 роки тому +225

      @@Ambar42 Ah I mean, of course every language sounds very differently, but apart from the pronunciation, it seems Germanic languages have a similar intonation when spoken.

    • @Ambar42
      @Ambar42 4 роки тому +135

      @@Libroblanco456 True. We have a strong emphasis on certain syllables and express some sentences in the same way no matter the language.

    • @Melinmingle
      @Melinmingle 4 роки тому +7

      @@Libroblanco456 えええ本とに

    • @luxborealis
      @luxborealis 3 роки тому +81

      It is because they are all from the same root. It’s much like Chinese, Vietnamese and Korean all sound like they have similar tones, as does most Turkic languages in Central Asia. As an island language, Japanese have a more unique tone compared to other Asian languages due to its isolation, really only Ryukyuan which is similar.

  • @irgendsontyp1302
    @irgendsontyp1302 Рік тому +7

    I wanted to go to bed one hour before, but I checked the commentary section.😂👍

  • @Bruno-gj4jj
    @Bruno-gj4jj 5 років тому +2799

    Dutch is like a drunken Brit who tries to speak german or reversed

    • @triplex2912
      @triplex2912 5 років тому +36

      What the hell is a 'Brit'!?
      English, Welsh and Scottish live on an island called Britain!
      Got it!? Verstehen Sie!?

    • @CataciousAmogusevic
      @CataciousAmogusevic 5 років тому +175

      @@triplex2912 u ok?

    • @twisted9285
      @twisted9285 5 років тому +48

      Triplex 29 what’s your problem?

    • @nurailidepaepe2783
      @nurailidepaepe2783 5 років тому

      Lmao not in my accent trust me

    • @Brooklyn-Manhattan
      @Brooklyn-Manhattan 5 років тому +3

      @@twisted9285
      Triplex 29 doesn't have a problem.

  • @whatthefact502
    @whatthefact502 5 років тому +1104

    Dutch sound like speaking english and german at once tbh.

    • @Leo-uu8du
      @Leo-uu8du 5 років тому +3

      Then, what does Austrian sound like? Here is an example ua-cam.com/video/pASluYwz14s/v-deo.html

    • @xxmemestar69xx82
      @xxmemestar69xx82 5 років тому +1

      WhatTheFact what an original comment

    • @kevinpagel2527
      @kevinpagel2527 5 років тому +17

      @@Leo-uu8du Austrian is not a Language, it is a dialekt of German, like bavarian for example. If you want to have an example, take low-german, this is an own language.

    • @Leo-uu8du
      @Leo-uu8du 5 років тому +3

      @@kevinpagel2527 Actually Austro-Bavarian is as much of a language as Low-Saxon (that's the real name). The only difference is that Low-Saxon was made an offical language, because of its recognition in the Netherlands, a lot of propaganda and the resulting political pressure of the low-saxon federal state.
      On the other hand, there is a lot of counter-propaganda to prevent the same scenario in the south and you are the perfect example that it works...

    • @illasra
      @illasra 5 років тому

      how

  • @mathmusic
    @mathmusic 5 років тому +1302

    Danish is so frustrating.... I am able to understand about 50% reading it. However, when they start to speak I am completely lost!

    • @DieAlteistwiederda
      @DieAlteistwiederda 5 років тому +43

      I have a similar issue. I can read Dutch and understand basically everything because I can understand about 80% of the words because they look a lot like German but depending on the dialect I can't understand anything when someone talks to me.
      I can read all the other Germanic languages other than Islandic and Faroese and understand what is going on but Dutch and Africaans are definitely the easiest to understand. I can understand more spoken Africaans than Dutch sometimes.

    • @niko3688
      @niko3688 5 років тому

      Same

    • @lucifer4263
      @lucifer4263 5 років тому +1

      MarvelousSandstone true. I had no problems understanding 71 döda i flygkrasch (though it‘s probably not the most difficult phrase) but it was way harder to understand what she was saying.

    • @cesarsojo243
      @cesarsojo243 5 років тому +5

      Don't worry. Once you hear it more frequently and get use to differentiating similar sounding words it's a piece of cake

    • @floris.927
      @floris.927 5 років тому +1

      mathmusic Same about Spanish and Portuguese, and Chinese and Japanese I guess.

  • @yahiaouifedi6263
    @yahiaouifedi6263 Рік тому +13

    I'm an arab, I have nothing related to these languages, but just from listening, the Swidish sounds the most beautiful

  • @LordGingerBerry
    @LordGingerBerry 4 роки тому +541

    I love how everyone in this comment section is a linguist.

    • @volund6280
      @volund6280 4 роки тому

      Wikipedia

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 4 роки тому +13

      to be fair, the comments section of a video about languages will have a higher percentage of linguists than the total population

  • @selmastablum567
    @selmastablum567 4 роки тому +1653

    Yiddish sounds like a german movie when your‘re not paying attention lol

    • @derpderpington7159
      @derpderpington7159 4 роки тому +43

      @Ignatz Rosenbaum Oy vey!

    • @transformersloverjon
      @transformersloverjon 4 роки тому +17

      It's literally impossible to steal a language. Nobody has "ownership" over a bloody *language.*

    • @coolbean9880
      @coolbean9880 4 роки тому +1

      @TheCrazyKid1381 the name literally originated from the german word for "jewish"

    • @zaashtill1542
      @zaashtill1542 4 роки тому +1

      @@coolbean9880 no it didn't. were do you think the supposed german word "yid' came from. the word origin is from the biblical name judah. And while that may seem far fetched, remember that the "y" sound was switched to the "J" sound. so really the name should be pronounced yudah. It's not a german word that's how the jews called themselves for centuries. Heck jews were the ones who names the language.

    • @zaashtill1542
      @zaashtill1542 4 роки тому +1

      @TheCrazyKid1381 Where not even talking about converts here. originally the Jews just spoke old German. but as time went by the languages diverted a little bit from each other. also you wouldn't believe how much Hebrew there is in Yiddish. so while it isn't semetic it does have a lot of semetic influence.

  • @silvervixen007
    @silvervixen007 4 роки тому +1379

    Me: *Doesn't know that Yiddish is a language.*
    Also me: Understands Yiddish 🧐

    • @حسن-ي6و2ط
      @حسن-ي6و2ط 4 роки тому +21

      nani

    • @someoneirrelevant1518
      @someoneirrelevant1518 4 роки тому +53

      @@J.T... tatsächlich eher andersrum, es war mal eine Art deutscher Dialekt mit hebräischen einflüssen.
      Aber es gibt tatsächlich auch Worte im deutschen, die von dem jiddischen beeinflusst sind.
      Sprachen sind echt interessant.

    • @ryhanzfx1641
      @ryhanzfx1641 4 роки тому +39

      Well its just germans with hebrew influence in it, in fact most of vocal words are just germanic, its just the written that are hebrew

    • @rainerwahnsinn9585
      @rainerwahnsinn9585 4 роки тому +12

      sounds like old-german,you understand 90% but 10% of the words you don´t

    • @zaashtill1542
      @zaashtill1542 4 роки тому +8

      @@ryhanzfx1641 Yes, you are correct. But when you said "most" vocal words it only means "most" since there are still hundreds of hebrew words in yiddish for example the famous "chutzpah" or "shiksa". and that's why yiddish wordwise is more different to english than german. there are words in yiddish that allows you to use the german word or the hebrew word for example the german word for "end" is "ende" almost the same but in yiddish you can choose between the german word "ende"or the Hebrew word "suf".Then there are words that only have the hebrew word for example the word "object" is in yiddish "kheyfets" and no other word.and not to mention that yiddish has little bit of Slavic influence as well.

  • @mr.coolmug3181
    @mr.coolmug3181 Рік тому +72

    As an English-speaker the German language sounds the best out of all of them. I don't know what it is it just sounds great 👍👍

    • @marcelbork92
      @marcelbork92 Рік тому +9

      Yes. And that is perhaps because, inspite of some sound changes, its overal character remained nearest to (Proto-)Germanic.

    • @sdf6508
      @sdf6508 10 місяців тому +1

      No German sounds the worst to me. So choppy and annoying.

    • @mr.coolmug3181
      @mr.coolmug3181 10 місяців тому +2

      @@sdf6508 it just sounds more distinct. It doesn't possess the softness of the other Germanic languages.

    • @ndie8075
      @ndie8075 9 місяців тому +3

      Anglosaxon

    • @ndie8075
      @ndie8075 9 місяців тому +3

      @@sdf6508 sorry for that....😩what can we do...🇩🇪perhaps you love russian...more?

  • @AkeTheSnake1
    @AkeTheSnake1 4 роки тому +807

    Faroese sounds like someone who is perfectly capable of speaking swedish but has forgetten every single word and tries to improvise

    • @MsJeli9
      @MsJeli9 4 роки тому +10

      Hahaha! I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @alex25377
      @alex25377 4 роки тому +28

      It's actually the closest to icelandic, for me as an icelander i understand most but it's like a person with problems speaking haha

    • @TheHarashi
      @TheHarashi 4 роки тому +15

      I’m Faroese! Currently living in Sweden and can speak Swedish. Most swedes think I’m from Western Norway when I speak Swedish, though😅

    • @sigridrp
      @sigridrp 4 роки тому +3

      Just what my dad said after his trip to Føroyar: «I didn’t really understand what they said, but I could tell they were all westerners!» (we’re Norwegian...)

    • @jonebjrheim3148
      @jonebjrheim3148 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheHarashi : Det har blitt sagt i Norge at både islendinger og færøyinger lærer dansk på skolen, men når de snakker dansk, da høres det ut som veldig nøytralt norsk.

  • @toyotatacoma1616
    @toyotatacoma1616 5 років тому +330

    I can’t tell if Afrikaans sounds beautiful or if that dude is just a really good speaker.

    • @harryturnbull963
      @harryturnbull963 5 років тому +69

      Both! Riaan Cruywagen is an Afrikaans cultural icon, an almost mythical figure of pristine character and etiquette. The national news anchor since the invention of the television, for nearly half a century, hardly looking a day older than when he began. A living SA legend. He is THE benchmark for refined Afrikaans language and character. Not every speaker aspires to this refinement, but name a language where that isn't the case...

    • @FedoraNation
      @FedoraNation 4 роки тому +5

      Both

    • @MissMoontree
      @MissMoontree 4 роки тому +5

      To me it sounds like a lazy version of Dutch; softer and missing a couple of letters, but still comprehensible.

    • @Calv-tb1bx
      @Calv-tb1bx 4 роки тому

      Hello from south africa

    • @thebergbok8279
      @thebergbok8279 4 роки тому +1

      @@harryturnbull963 For modern, urban, commercial Afrikaans usage listen to Ryk van Niekerk on Finansie"le Focus program, RSG radio, Mon-Fri, 6 to7pm local time (SA). A good update .Charl van Heyningen for refined enunciation without an attitude.His background Radio theatre & opera.

  • @cosmosDiv
    @cosmosDiv 5 років тому +981

    Yiddish sounds like a german grandpa off his meds.

  • @ZenoDiac
    @ZenoDiac Рік тому +20

    Shout-out to retired news reader, Riaan Cruywagen (Afrikaans). What a legend. Everyone in South Africa recognizes him.

  • @intreoo
    @intreoo 2 роки тому +2173

    As an English-speaker Dutch is one the strangest yet interesting languages I’ve ever heard

    • @maxinorge
      @maxinorge 2 роки тому +255

      Yeah exactly kinda sounds like English if I didn't understand English if that makes sens

    • @SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands
      @SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands 2 роки тому +88

      English is rotten Dutch mixed with French and a bit of Norwegian... should be easy for you to understand.

    • @sebe2255
      @sebe2255 2 роки тому +60

      @@SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands English is Saxon, Anglish and Jutish mixed with French, not Dutch

    • @sebe2255
      @sebe2255 2 роки тому +29

      @@user-be1jx7ty7n Frisian as it was 100-200 years ago sure. Currently it is much more influenced by standard Dutch. But aside from that, Frisian isn’t Dutch, Frisian is Frisian and Dutch is Low Frankish. They are 2 different languages. And English comes mostly from the language of the Saxons and the Angles. In fact, it is very likely that the modern day Frisians are also descended of the Saxons, as the Frisii of romans times mostly left the area after it flooded. So when it became livable again, Saxons moved in.
      Lastly, old English was actually influenced by old Dutch (aka old Frankish) through loan words, but it doesn’t descend from Dutch.

    • @aldosigmann419
      @aldosigmann419 Рік тому +9

      @@sebe2255 I think a lot of Danes settled in Friesland as well as Saxons when it dried out. I'm Frisian - got a DNA test, turns out i'm 34% 'Scandinavian'.

  • @milkycat6901
    @milkycat6901 5 років тому +3206

    Dutch sounds like the Sims language lmao

    • @jacqueskibu
      @jacqueskibu 5 років тому +21

      Carter W. It is.

    • @fuwafuwamoth
      @fuwafuwamoth 5 років тому +55

      Stefan Jacques no its not lmfao

    • @PrayashLand
      @PrayashLand 5 років тому +3

      LMAO TRUE

    • @mot5919
      @mot5919 5 років тому +6

      Spot on 😂

    • @pyropig5369
      @pyropig5369 5 років тому +10

      Listen to Gaelic... It's spot on Sims

  • @sarmadali7191
    @sarmadali7191 4 роки тому +1081

    Everyone is commenting about being Dutch, English, German, etc meanwhile I am here a South Asian who has no idea how I got here......

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog 4 роки тому +93

      Dude I'm a Slav. Welcome to the outsiders gang!

    • @rossellaerre695
      @rossellaerre695 4 роки тому +54

      I'm italian, I don't know why I'm here...

    • @manuba_
      @manuba_ 4 роки тому +41

      I'm brazilian I don't know what I'm doing here either..

    • @elsieboo7653
      @elsieboo7653 4 роки тому +6

      Manu.u é incrivel como br ta até em um video de linguas germanicas KKKKKKKKK

    • @biggboii2595
      @biggboii2595 3 роки тому +31

      Welcome to the Germanic languages. All are welcome here.

  • @MalakaEnergetic
    @MalakaEnergetic Рік тому +30

    Dankie dat jy Afrikaans ingesluit het. Ek is half Afrikaans half Grieks en ek het in Suid Afrika grootgeword. Dit is nie baie dat ek my taal kan hoor nie.

  • @hrolfureyj
    @hrolfureyj 4 роки тому +739

    Norwegian and Swedish sounds like someone is trying to sing and speak at the same time

    • @elli1327
      @elli1327 4 роки тому +10

      the dude 42 hahahahahahah great way to express it

    • @TTaiiLs
      @TTaiiLs 4 роки тому +28

      ITS because the langusges have tones

    • @Centurion101B3C
      @Centurion101B3C 4 роки тому +5

      What a nice way of putting that.

    • @Rose-xe4ct
      @Rose-xe4ct 4 роки тому +32

      the dude 42
      That’s a really beautiful way to describe our language. Thank you :)

    • @ysteinfjr7529
      @ysteinfjr7529 4 роки тому +17

      We are not trying! That's what we do! Greetings from Norway :D

  • @CatMC_1
    @CatMC_1 4 роки тому +3274

    "Germanic languages"
    German: *Halte mein Bier.*

    • @tyvamakes5226
      @tyvamakes5226 4 роки тому +109

      Danish:
      hold min øl
      Swedish: båda borde hålla min öl
      Dutch: Houden jullie eens mijn gouden bieren in Vlaanderen

    • @lorcansnow2111
      @lorcansnow2111 4 роки тому +16

      Öl is 'beer' in Danish and Swedish as you said (and quite a few other languages), similarly 'to drink' and 'bottle of beer' in Irish (and all Gaelic languages) is ól. Also, drunk is ólta.
      Interesting because of the sheer distance. Must be a word as old as the Vikings. A lot came to our country centuries ago, only time I can think of it would've transferred.
      Our word for whiskey is best in the world: uisce beatha (water of life).
      Update: I googled it. Beer in old Norse was öl around the time of the Vikings.

    • @CatMC_1
      @CatMC_1 4 роки тому +50

      Öl? What..? It means "oil" in German
      Imagine someone saying "I'm drinking oil"

    • @lorcansnow2111
      @lorcansnow2111 4 роки тому +1

      @Gay Thağğ0t CockThrobber There's quite a difference in spelling and pronunciation there though, but yeah it definitely derived from öl as well. The distinction that's interesting I found though is that Gaelic languages which were very influenced by Norsemen didn't change the spelling or pronounciation, whereas Brythonic peoples (British, Breton, basque) whom had less contact with Norsemen have since changed it either slightly or altogether. The countries surrounding these such as Spain, Portugal, France have no word relative to öl at all, so it's clear the term migrated along with the vikings, and stayed unchanged where they had most influence.
      I'm aware of a few others such as 'trosc' for 'cod' coming from Thorskr. Ispín meaning sausage coming íspen. Long meaning ship coming from lang.

    • @dolphinbeta514
      @dolphinbeta514 4 роки тому +2

      Not funny

  • @loican861
    @loican861 4 роки тому +1864

    Can't understand why people bash Dutch or Danish. They have their charm.

    • @felipebruunschmidt8257
      @felipebruunschmidt8257 4 роки тому +45

      Lige præcis ;)

    • @danielrojas-db9nq
      @danielrojas-db9nq 4 роки тому +147

      Cuz they sound like your talking backwards

    • @barbara2.087
      @barbara2.087 4 роки тому +70

      daniel rojas we do? I mean to me it sounds quite gentle actually. But that’s probably just because I’m dutch

    • @danielrojas-db9nq
      @danielrojas-db9nq 4 роки тому +42

      @@barbara2.087 I guess I was too hard with Dutch, and I think I'm not the most adequate to criticism either because I'm from Chile and here we fkng destroyed the Spanish language.

    • @LV03
      @LV03 4 роки тому +23

      Dankjewel ;-)

  • @tariqkhader6196
    @tariqkhader6196 Рік тому +13

    I'm from Ulster, I'm encouraged by how well I can understand the English

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 Рік тому

      Congrats, your parents must be so proud 😄

    • @tariqkhader6196
      @tariqkhader6196 Рік тому

      @Celisar1 I don't think it's possible for anyone to be proud once they've been cremated

  • @messdpmessdp2192
    @messdpmessdp2192 3 роки тому +2707

    As an English speaker, Dutch is the only language that sounds at all familiar to me. I dont recognize any more words than the others, but the pace and the hardness/softness of the sounds sound is like English.

    • @rudiechinchilla6746
      @rudiechinchilla6746 3 роки тому +57

      Close-condition ,pay,regulation,time,ambition,imagine,petit,ocular,reception,pray,versatil,location and so on 55%of English is French-not Dutch

    • @jacobbpalmerr5780
      @jacobbpalmerr5780 3 роки тому +333

      @@rudiechinchilla6746 they talked about pronunciation, not words. All the words you listed aren’t Germanic words, English is a Germanic language with French imported vocabulary

    • @whw3477
      @whw3477 3 роки тому +136

      Rudi is on a mission to prove that English is a romance language (or even french!). Thats of course why french people are such fluent english speaker 🤡

    • @amosamwig8394
      @amosamwig8394 3 роки тому +11

      @@jacobbpalmerr5780 heavily romance influenced, its not reconized anymore.

    • @richlisola1
      @richlisola1 3 роки тому +57

      @@rudiechinchilla6746 Those are words, not sounds, not stress patterns. Your benightedness could shroud the sun

  • @lovisa5579
    @lovisa5579 5 років тому +635

    The Luxembourgian lady sounds like a pre-recorded lufthansa message.

    • @iloveharrypotterda2831
      @iloveharrypotterda2831 5 років тому +3

      😂

    • @adrian-lq4xc
      @adrian-lq4xc 5 років тому +4

      luxembourgois or luxembourgish***

    • @satan1189
      @satan1189 5 років тому +6

      ädriän luxemburgois is french. Its luxemburgish or on luxemburgish "lëtzebuergesch"

    • @lovisa5579
      @lovisa5579 5 років тому +9

      Thanks Satan.

    • @aniinnrchoque1861
      @aniinnrchoque1861 5 років тому

      Des erste mal wo ich wen aus Luxemburg getroffen habe dachte ich die Person wäre aus Berlin Marzahn vom Klang.. ^^,

  • @dzarko55
    @dzarko55 4 роки тому +1286

    Why did you pick literally the most traumatic television moment in modern Norwegian history for the Norwegian example

    • @andreasmadsen882
      @andreasmadsen882 4 роки тому +28

      I agree

    • @SitahTaylorsversion
      @SitahTaylorsversion 4 роки тому +21

      What happened?

    • @MinscS2
      @MinscS2 4 роки тому +405

      ​@@SitahTaylorsversion They're talking about the utoya massacre.
      The two swedish clips where quite shit as well, talking first about an air crash and then a terrorist attack in Stockholm.

    • @elli1327
      @elli1327 4 роки тому +272

      Love
      A terrorist attack. A bomb was planted in Oslo, killed 8 people. A few hours later the same guy arrived at a youth-camp placed on a small island in a fjord outside the city, where he shot and killed 69 teenagers. The massacre on the island lasted for 72 minutes. July 22th of 2011 is known to the people as «The day we’ll never forget»

    • @stubbenrr6622
      @stubbenrr6622 4 роки тому +19

      @@elli1327 Skremmandes korsen ein mann kunne gjera all den skaden...

  • @OlgaS67-u4l
    @OlgaS67-u4l Рік тому +11

    Люблю немецкий язык, красивый, с удивительной интонацией, произношением t, r.... Очень мелодичный...
    На слух, фонетически понравился норвежский и исландский.

  • @gruuve
    @gruuve 4 роки тому +1335

    The Norwegian and Swedish clips was one of the most depressing clips you can find out there. good job

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 4 роки тому +123

      Meanwhile Iceland's just having fun

    • @Soloee_
      @Soloee_ 4 роки тому +3

      I knoooow

    • @haukurgylfigislason5645
      @haukurgylfigislason5645 4 роки тому +43

      @@jameskilgour387 weeeelllll they are covering some pretty depressing news in the Icelandic clips

    • @hakanstorsater5090
      @hakanstorsater5090 3 роки тому +17

      @@haukurgylfigislason5645 By reading the headlines I guess it's something about a "search interrupted" (for survivors, probably...)

    • @reinier5387
      @reinier5387 3 роки тому +1

      Can you give context on the stories?

  • @rafaelit6887
    @rafaelit6887 5 років тому +1351

    What i understood (German native)
    100% german
    95% english
    95% yiddish
    60% luxembourgeois
    10% afrikaans
    5% dutch
    0% scandinavian languages

    • @stefan13martin
      @stefan13martin 5 років тому +42

      Isländisch ist glaub ich eigentlich gar keine germanische Sprache. Dänisch versteht man noch so ein bisschen, aber bei Schwedisch/Norwegisch hatt ich auch so meine Probleme...

    • @dundergud9341
      @dundergud9341 5 років тому +133

      @@cholestroll8937 It's a type of German more or less.

    • @boomshabanga1988
      @boomshabanga1988 5 років тому +24

      Really? 95% Yiddish? I heard that it was more like Austrian German rather than German German so it's easier for people from Austria to understand. I guess it's still pretty similar though

    • @rafaelit6887
      @rafaelit6887 5 років тому +103

      @@boomshabanga1988 well austrian is just a dialect and yiddish is very similar to German

    • @VolkerGerman
      @VolkerGerman 5 років тому +59

      @@stefan13martin Doch, Isländisch ist auch eine (nord-)germanische Sprache, wie Dänisch, Schwedisch und Norwegisch. Wegen der geographischen Isolierung hat sich dort noch eine ältere Form der Sprache bewahrt (so, wie die anderen skandinavischen Sprachen vielleicht im Mittelalter), die für uns umso fremder wirkt.

  • @koldskalbanden7991
    @koldskalbanden7991 4 роки тому +334

    As a Dane, the Danish reporter has a really special voice, we don’t all talk like that

    • @samaabaddah4295
      @samaabaddah4295 4 роки тому +2

      Ugghh swedish🙄

    • @elli1327
      @elli1327 4 роки тому +29

      Danish is so charming! Greetings from middle-Norway

    • @samaabaddah4295
      @samaabaddah4295 4 роки тому +22

      ​@@elli1327 Thank you! oh, finally someone who isn´t trashtalking our language ahahah. And for the record, I like norwegian:)

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 4 роки тому +6

      @Pedro Victor hate him or love him, he's spitting straight facts.

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 4 роки тому +2

      @Pedro Victor Why.

  • @EvelinaNinudottir
    @EvelinaNinudottir Рік тому +13

    Considering there are hundreds of unique-sounding dialects in Norway, it would be fascinating to include multiple examples of Norwegian, just to see which dialects are better understood by which people.

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 Рік тому +1

      That would be interesting. I know the dialect spoken in Limburg, The Netherlands is wel understood by people from Alsace. While I have problems to understand it.

    • @annominous826
      @annominous826 Рік тому +3

      There are actually two on display. The man to the left speaks very textbook Norwegian, and the woman on the right has more of a Western accent. That said, her dialect is pretty mild. In school, we had to have subtitles on some Norwegian movies because some of the dialects were incomprehensible. (Dales, I'm looking at you here.)

    • @Starkardur
      @Starkardur 8 місяців тому

      I once heard a Norwegian dialect and thought they were speaking Icelandic with a foreign accent.

  • @OptikkMagnum
    @OptikkMagnum 4 роки тому +1176

    As a Norwegian, hearing the news from that terrible day sent shivers down my spine.

    • @gilbertmunch2432
      @gilbertmunch2432 4 роки тому +255

      Yeah.. it isn’t a very pleasant compilation of news clips, for people who understand the language it kinda takes focus away from the aim of the video.

    • @switzerland5777
      @switzerland5777 4 роки тому +45

      Sorry, can you translate if possible?

    • @OptikkMagnum
      @OptikkMagnum 4 роки тому +307

      TurtleCove they are talking about the Oslo bombing/Utøya massacre, the biggest mass shooting in Norwegian history on a «arbeiderpartiet» youth summer camp. 8 dead in the Oslo explosion and 69 dead on Utøya. Both attacks carried out by Anders Behring Breivik 22. July 2011

    • @switzerland5777
      @switzerland5777 4 роки тому +35

      Markus Moen Furulund oh..

    • @OptikkMagnum
      @OptikkMagnum 4 роки тому +9

      TurtleCove yup

  • @shiguCS
    @shiguCS 5 років тому +652

    Me as a Swede:
    100% Swedish
    100% English
    95% Norwegian
    50% Danish (90% if spoken slowly)
    20% Icelandic
    10-20% German & Dutch
    Unsure of the rest.

    • @tiredatm3009
      @tiredatm3009 5 років тому +35

      As a Dutchie (with a Norwegian father though) I can understand English and Dutch completely, Afrikaans quite a bit, same goes for Norwegian, German as well. Danish sounds like oure gibberish though. Sounds like a very drunk Norwegian trying to speak 😂

    • @snurfli5605
      @snurfli5605 5 років тому +54

      Me as an Idiot watching this useless video:
      100% "Bla Bla"
      Unsure of the rest.

    • @Gilmaris
      @Gilmaris 5 років тому +27

      You understood more Icelandic than German? I'm Norwegian, and didn't understand squat of the Icelandic. I got 80% of the German, though.

    • @shiguCS
      @shiguCS 5 років тому +9

      Gilmaris For some reason, I found that I understood some of it simply by listening very carefully. I used to try learning old norse though so that might explain the case.
      Regarding german, I understand the basics and a lot of phrases but I couldn’t seem to catch too much of that clip. The Dutch clip was slightly easier.

    • @patrikpersson9364
      @patrikpersson9364 5 років тому +18

      Sure differs as a swede, mainly due to training/education. For me:
      English vocal 100%, writing 100%
      Norwegian vocal 90%, writing 95%
      Danish vocal 60%, writing 95%
      Icelandic vocal 10%, writing 25%
      German vocal 60%, writing 80%
      Dutch vocal 10%, writing 90%
      Afrikaan vocal 0%, writing 30%
      Yiddish - no clue, probably 0%😁
      What’s always amazes me, is that I don’t understand much dutch in speaking. But I can read and understand almost everything in dutch news papers. For me, dutch text is like a mix of german and swedish. But when they speak, I’m quite lost.

  • @davidbrennan7260
    @davidbrennan7260 5 років тому +1265

    Dutch sounds like english except I don’t know the vocab

    • @christopherdieudonne
      @christopherdieudonne 5 років тому +134

      I also think Dutch sounds like English in a odd way. I remember when I visited The Netherlands and I was watching their television news. I didn't understand a single word and yet the language sounded so familiar to me. Dutch seemed like another English language but I just didn't recognize any of the words.

    • @TheSkyrimps3
      @TheSkyrimps3 5 років тому +68

      Dutch is the closest language to English

    • @williamjordan8603
      @williamjordan8603 5 років тому +51

      @TheBritishBulldog that's a dialect.

    • @williamjordan8603
      @williamjordan8603 5 років тому +58

      @@TheSkyrimps3 Frisian is.

    • @aeiouaeiou100
      @aeiouaeiou100 5 років тому +28

      @@christopherdieudonne I am Dutch and I had this exact feeling when watching Danish TV. Like I could understand yet I couldn't.

  • @Celisar1
    @Celisar1 Рік тому +12

    For me as a native German speaker the ranking is: German, English, Norwegian (have lived there for some time), Swedish, Yiddish, Danish and the rest just gibberish 😄
    But once, after having travelled through the Netherlands for 3 weeks, I remember that I was able to understand quite a lot.

    • @N0NFAM_0US
      @N0NFAM_0US 8 місяців тому

      you haven't heard real gibberish if u haven't heard frisian

    • @MarcLeonbacher-lb2oe
      @MarcLeonbacher-lb2oe 6 місяців тому

      Wie bitte, die nächsten Verwandten der deutschen Sprache sollen unverständlich sein?

  • @abcdefghijkllmnopqrst
    @abcdefghijkllmnopqrst 5 років тому +1125

    What I understood
    (I'm Egyptian)
    not even English

    • @bruh-lg6ch
      @bruh-lg6ch 5 років тому +53

      Tenshi Davichi gross

    • @pititbossou
      @pititbossou 5 років тому +23

      bruh look at "her" page

    • @sleepyguy4237
      @sleepyguy4237 5 років тому +2

      @@pititbossou It's an egyptian weeb then

    • @vampire_6
      @vampire_6 5 років тому +4

      Lmao as an Arab--- I can tell that her user and videos match up oop

    • @superinvulgar
      @superinvulgar 5 років тому +3

      Uh you're delicious arabian hehe. Salute from Brazil

  • @Blaukriton
    @Blaukriton 5 років тому +503

    As a Bavarian: 70% german , 0% rest

    • @calvinrichards1663
      @calvinrichards1663 5 років тому +11

      Blaukriton I'm a native English speaker who takes German and it's interesting to pick up on occasional things that I know in German, Dutch and the rest of the Western Germanic languages

    • @benavraham4397
      @benavraham4397 5 років тому +26

      Yiddish sounds more like Bavarian than standard German.

    • @steve00alt70
      @steve00alt70 5 років тому +8

      you probably drinking too much of that bavarian beer

    • @benavraham4397
      @benavraham4397 5 років тому +3

      @@steve00alt70 Yeah, it's funny, but Yiddish is deffinently closer to Bavarian than to standard German.

    • @lizvlx
      @lizvlx 5 років тому +4

      @@benavraham4397 closer to eastern Austrian german for obvious reasons

  • @aurelmatthews4164
    @aurelmatthews4164 4 роки тому +223

    Dutch is like the sims language.

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 4 роки тому +4

      It's a shame that they didn't include Flemish, because it's like Dutch, but way 'smoother' and less harsh on the g sound

  • @JoaoGabriel2012
    @JoaoGabriel2012 Рік тому +12

    As a german learner from Brazil I think dutch too weird. Swedish is a beautiful language.

    • @NS-un5lz
      @NS-un5lz Рік тому +1

      Brazilian is even weirder

  • @kamo808
    @kamo808 4 роки тому +1233

    Yiddish sounds like a drunk person from Berlin.

    • @VersedNJ
      @VersedNJ 4 роки тому +83

      My parents spoke yiddish on and off when growing up, I can understand it. When I was in the USAF, I was stationed in Germany for 3 years, and was able to understand a lot of a conversation, but not near fluent. When I left, I was conversational. When I heard yiddish, it sounded like German after they had a stroke. SO I guess a drunk Berliner is close.

    • @talknight2
      @talknight2 4 роки тому +58

      Sounds like German with a heavy Israeli accent to me. Except when my ex-Soviet grandparents speak it, then it's German with a heavy Russian accent.

    • @gabrieladelmann9307
      @gabrieladelmann9307 4 роки тому +3

      @@talknight2 Tal, wait trill you hear the one with a Hungarian accent to it!

    • @thatperson9835
      @thatperson9835 4 роки тому +3

      Where do people speak yiddish?

    • @talknight2
      @talknight2 4 роки тому +33

      @@thatperson9835 No country has ever had Yiddish as an official language. Yiddish was commonly spoken by Ashkenazi Jews for hundreds of years, but nowadays only a small number of ultra-Orthodox Jewish communities (mostly found in Israel and the USA), and otherwise elderly Ashkenazi Jewish people, can speak Yiddish.
      Many Yiddish words have found their way into American English: boss, bagel, glitch, golem, goy, kosher, klutz, putz, schmuck, schlock, etc. Yiddish has also obviously had a great influence on Modern Hebrew.

  • @manokmj8014
    @manokmj8014 4 роки тому +1013

    Everybody gangsta til Denmark, Sweden and Norway start to reach for their viking helmet

    • @oled.gudmundeide6664
      @oled.gudmundeide6664 4 роки тому +28

      Haha, kongekommentar!

    • @theobuniel9643
      @theobuniel9643 4 роки тому +56

      Don't forget the Icelanders. :)

    • @Masheen
      @Masheen 4 роки тому +1

      Hoàng Nguyên That’s a raping hat.

    • @someguy3766
      @someguy3766 4 роки тому +12

      That's nice and all, but when the Anglo starts itching for colonies or the German starts eyeing up Belgium, that's when people get nervous. >;D

    • @BeryAb
      @BeryAb 4 роки тому +9

      @@theobuniel9643 And Faroese!

  • @DeptalJexus
    @DeptalJexus 3 роки тому +1715

    I'm asian. I can say German sounds clear and constructive. Swedish sounds poetic.

    • @warrenrandall6936
      @warrenrandall6936 3 роки тому +37

      Is that because you spend 14 hours a day learning the language?

    • @Max-if5zp
      @Max-if5zp 3 роки тому +123

      @@warrenrandall6936 *40 hours a day

    • @jasonjames6870
      @jasonjames6870 3 роки тому +91

      German is an awesome language

    • @jasonjames6870
      @jasonjames6870 3 роки тому +6

      @alex S you've clearly never been to Liverpool then

    • @moladiver6817
      @moladiver6817 3 роки тому +26

      @alex S German is convoluted due to its cases. Its grammar basically got stuck in the past. Dutch evolved because of a centuries long and tumultuous history of sea travel, entrepreneurship and immigration. The German language has been far more isolated from the world.

  • @Yo-wc3kf
    @Yo-wc3kf Рік тому +7

    As a norwegian I understood swedish, danish, english and a little german

  • @promilk
    @promilk Рік тому +1666

    The interesting thing is that all these languages were mutually intelligible until the 7th century, being different accents of the same language. Then people moved, interacted with foreigners, accents turned into dialects, and finally separated into other languages.

    • @scootabean
      @scootabean Рік тому +41

      That's so wild how that happened too

    • @holtropsfinest1641
      @holtropsfinest1641 Рік тому +63

      and thats why its so important to open ourself to "foreign" cultures and minds...

    • @Thename123J
      @Thename123J Рік тому +171

      That’s not entirely accurate. North-germanic and west-germanic were quite differentiated at that time

    • @scootabean
      @scootabean Рік тому +4

      @@Thename123J source

    • @MrZeuz666
      @MrZeuz666 Рік тому +4

      @@Thename123J East germanic/Gothic?

  • @zamani3535
    @zamani3535 4 роки тому +457

    Listening to the other languages as a German felt like I had a stroke. Especially Yiddish and Luxembourigsh...I thought I forgot how to speak my native language.

    • @Laurens-db4wi
      @Laurens-db4wi 3 роки тому +32

      I'm Austrian and I learn French in school - Luxembourgish sounds like someone who just can't decide on what language he wants to speak

    • @beausweater
      @beausweater 3 роки тому +8

      Literally me as soon as Dutch came on. Like it SOUNDS German?? Also yeah it does feel like I'm having a stroke trying to understand anything lol

    • @zitzak2794
      @zitzak2794 3 роки тому +3

      @@beausweater i have the exact same thing with german sometimes, i listen, i expect to understand, and i just cant??! then i listen more and realize its not Dutch. When i don’t know a German word i also just spell a Dutch word weirdly and it actually works really well.
      Broeder/broer=bruder. slank=schlank. dag=tag...etc.

    • @perthrockskinda2946
      @perthrockskinda2946 3 роки тому

      I heard English Vocabulary is 30 percent Latin and 30 percent French because of the invasion of the Romans and Normans into Britain. Does English sound like a Germanic Language to you or does it sound more Romantic/Latin?

    • @zitzak2794
      @zitzak2794 3 роки тому +5

      @@perthrockskinda2946 to me, it sounds germanic. A TON of words are words i can directly connect to a word in dutch. examples:
      The-de that-dat thorn-doorn what-wat how-hoe etc. The grammar also sounds like its germanic

  • @noahjulius5062
    @noahjulius5062 4 роки тому +304

    As a South African I understood:
    100% English
    100% Afrikaans
    90% Dutch
    80% German
    0% others

    • @حسن-ي6و2ط
      @حسن-ي6و2ط 4 роки тому

      nice

    • @stephan9913
      @stephan9913 4 роки тому +1

      nice

    • @Calv-tb1bx
      @Calv-tb1bx 4 роки тому +7

      Nice from a fellow south African

    • @jackbrand4507
      @jackbrand4507 4 роки тому +2

      Nice

    • @wiIien
      @wiIien 4 роки тому +4

      I mean the other languages aren't too hard to undertand, you just really have to pay attention (ek is ook Afrikaans)

  • @pietro3963
    @pietro3963 Рік тому +23

    As a native Dutch speaker, Danish sounds like someone only saying one half of each word

    • @pietro3963
      @pietro3963 Рік тому +1

      or like someone who is speaking gibberish before having a stroke

    • @ElectroIsMyReligion
      @ElectroIsMyReligion Рік тому +5

      - And as a Dane I can say that is my exact same experience regarding Dutch 😂

    • @mandibiedermann2246
      @mandibiedermann2246 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ElectroIsMyReligion 😆

    • @ninobrown8332
      @ninobrown8332 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ElectroIsMyReligion Word! Dutch is the weirdest language of the lot

    • @N0NFAM_0US
      @N0NFAM_0US 4 місяці тому

      @@ninobrown8332 take a listen to frisian then (there multiple regions which sounds diffrent but still)

  • @duprie37
    @duprie37 4 роки тому +934

    You missed out Frisian, the closest relative of English!

    • @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431
      @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431 3 роки тому +50

      Poor Frisian

    • @finngregory3599
      @finngregory3599 3 роки тому +8

      I haven't forgotten you

    • @Bjowolf2
      @Bjowolf2 3 роки тому +68

      The closest relative of OLD English to be more precise - later on English was heavily influenced by the closely related Old Norse of the Viking settlers and merged with it to a large degree and became much simplified and completely restructured grammatically to such a degree that English now often appears much more like a North Germanic ( Scandinavian ) language.
      m.ua-cam.com/video/CDAU3TpunwM/v-deo.html

    • @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431
      @mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431 3 роки тому +52

      @@Bjowolf2 Western Frisian is the most closely related Language to English, to be precise, the closest VERIFIED language to English
      But if the Scots Language is verified to be a Language not a Dialect
      Then Scots will be the VERIFIED closely related language to English

    • @Bjowolf2
      @Bjowolf2 3 роки тому +3

      @@mikhailjoshuapahuyo1431 Yes, of course - but outside Britain then 😉
      Yes, Scots is directly derived ( closer to ) the Northern accent of Middle English, so it didn't go through many sound shifts that occured in "ordinary" English South of the border.

  • @yasashii89
    @yasashii89 3 роки тому +1580

    As someone from Japan I understand:
    Swedish 100%
    Norwegian 98%
    Danish 80%
    Everything else pretty much zero.
    The trick is having a Swedish father.

    • @korean6706
      @korean6706 3 роки тому +65

      羨ましいな。
      ベルギーへ住む韓国人ですがオランダ語さえちゃんと聞き取れないんです。。。残念

    • @guppy719
      @guppy719 3 роки тому +180

      You don't understand any English?

    • @Bjowolf2
      @Bjowolf2 3 роки тому +9

      @@korean6706 Easy for you to say 😂

    • @EzRida04
      @EzRida04 3 роки тому +18

      Fint väder vi har idag.

    • @Bjowolf2
      @Bjowolf2 3 роки тому +6

      @@EzRida04 väder 😉 - like E "weather" & G "Wetter"

  • @tomosprice8136
    @tomosprice8136 5 років тому +3139

    Dutch is like trying to speak German while gargling mouthwash

    • @Nordisk11
      @Nordisk11 5 років тому +57

      It sounds pleasant to me

    • @MeidoInHebun
      @MeidoInHebun 5 років тому +87

      I heard a German guy say that it sounds like 'cute' German

    • @Tflexxx02
      @Tflexxx02 5 років тому +127

      A drunk Englishman trying to speak German.

    • @tomosprice8136
      @tomosprice8136 5 років тому +37

      @@Tflexxx02 Enshuldeegung mate, speken zie Inglish

    • @tomosprice8136
      @tomosprice8136 5 років тому

      @@arunadegroot8974 he's probably just a sad 13 year old 😉

  • @liamnoone9381
    @liamnoone9381 Рік тому +5

    There is a saying that the Dutch speak their cute yet inintelligble language only to German tourists to confuse them. Amongst themselves they speak just regular German.

  • @heylel1841
    @heylel1841 3 роки тому +606

    I love Dutch even I don't understand a single word they said.

    • @jehjeh7
      @jehjeh7 3 роки тому +16

      Ty

    • @wojwol2528
      @wojwol2528 3 роки тому +11

      Me too!

    • @Sophie-cm2un
      @Sophie-cm2un 3 роки тому +23

      The spoke about “het CBR”, the institution where you can get your drivers license, and a new medicine for cancer.

    • @kbzoon42
      @kbzoon42 3 роки тому +35

      Its by far the coolest language in Europe

    • @isaac4273
      @isaac4273 3 роки тому

      @@kbzoon42 ¿Pero qué osas decir? ¿Acaso no sois consciente de la poderosísima y bellísima lengua Castellana de la alta región de Iberia? Vuestra falta de consideración es estrafalaria, por el nombre de San Fernando rey de España de Velicatá!

  • @Archiv3sofpa1n
    @Archiv3sofpa1n 4 роки тому +475

    I love how they made sure the Dutch one said “Kanker”

    • @sees9657
      @sees9657 4 роки тому +8

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @kanex5223
      @kanex5223 4 роки тому +3

      LOL

    • @bojanav.7051
      @bojanav.7051 4 роки тому +4

      Why is that funny? Can you explain?

    • @sees9657
      @sees9657 4 роки тому +54

      Bojana K M because in the netherlands they use cancer as a curse word. Like 'kanker weer' means 'cancer weather' for example and yeah it's terrible but we got used to it bc we hear it so much

    • @bojanav.7051
      @bojanav.7051 4 роки тому +1

      @@sees9657 Oh,thank you. We use it here too,but not very often.

  • @_b_e_a_n_s_
    @_b_e_a_n_s_ 5 років тому +370

    Not gonna lie German sounds like someone is speaking and breathing in at the same time
    Dutch sounds like Gaelic but backwards lol
    Swedish sounds like my pastor when he prays in tongues
    Afrikaans just sounds like a mix between Spanish (like OG spanish) and German
    Danish sounds like someone is about to start crying so they try to get everything out before they break down
    Norwegian sounds... not that wack lol
    Yiddish sounds like a mix between Russian and German
    Luxembourgish sounds like France and Germany had a child
    Icelandic sounds pretty lmao
    I had no clue Faroese existed
    Damn English is the uncle that should up to family reunions but nobody has talked to him in over 40 years

    • @limeliness
      @limeliness 4 роки тому +49

      I hate to break it to you but uh
      you kinda have to breathe and speak at the same time

    • @thespiceboy5823
      @thespiceboy5823 4 роки тому +20

      i’m sorry i’m dutch and Afrikaans is more dutch then german i understood every word

    • @limeliness
      @limeliness 4 роки тому +10

      @@thespiceboy5823 its ok, Dutch sounds like drunk German, too

    • @glitterjapon
      @glitterjapon 4 роки тому +8

      Afrikaans sounds like a brit who just learned to speak dutch

    • @jasperkoppelaar1635
      @jasperkoppelaar1635 4 роки тому +3

      @@glitterjapon well the dutch colonized zuid-afrika so they all spoke dutch and then the english people grabbed their teabags and colonized it after the dutch so it kinda is a mixture of dutch and british

  • @ddoyle11
    @ddoyle11 Рік тому +4

    I found all of these languages interesting, but for some reason, Swedish made me smile. It was very melodic and comforting. She could have been having a rant about something or other, but it still would have made me smile.