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  • @SacredAssault
    @SacredAssault 9 місяців тому +668

    As someone born and raised in Arizona I can confirm I've mistakenly walked into many Olive Gardens thinking they were my friend's houses

    • @Theycallmethek3
      @Theycallmethek3 9 місяців тому +34

      Have you ever walked into your friends houses thinking they were olive gardens?

    • @felldoh9271
      @felldoh9271 9 місяців тому +2

      @Sacred lmao

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 9 місяців тому +8

      I once called the cops on a hostess at olive garden thinking she had broken into my friends house, apparently she had warrants out for her so my mistake still took some scumbag off the street. I do feel bad for her 3 kids who were placed into foster care after her arrest.

    • @devonscotttaylor
      @devonscotttaylor 9 місяців тому +1

      this made me laugh out loud. thanks friend

    • @sleestalk
      @sleestalk 9 місяців тому

      LOLLLL

  • @Comedypodcastcompany
    @Comedypodcastcompany 9 місяців тому +852

    How is Tim not a plus sized model for Polo yet?

  • @weezerchick
    @weezerchick 9 місяців тому +69

    “Tiny little Olive Gardens wedged into the sand dirt” 😂

  • @drewprosser8861
    @drewprosser8861 9 місяців тому +144

    Really love every time tim says “fatty boombatti” it just tickles me

    • @wileyhxc
      @wileyhxc 9 місяців тому +7

      Same and piglet

    • @rorimckinnon2875
      @rorimckinnon2875 9 місяців тому

      I'm more of a masonry fan

    • @Jiggy609
      @Jiggy609 9 місяців тому

      Same lmaooo

    • @TheBigTuna12
      @TheBigTuna12 9 місяців тому

      Piglet always gets me lmao 😆

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 9 місяців тому +267

    "Young people have no solid footing on which to proceed to create a life" is actually one of the most comprehensively true statements about the entire state of the world I've heard

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 9 місяців тому +11

      “The only dreams we can ever live are the ones we don’t realize.”

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 9 місяців тому +8

      Only in the world of the godless

    • @OSheaGlobalAlliances
      @OSheaGlobalAlliances 9 місяців тому +13

      “Children are not the future and they need to be dealt with”

    • @billyjean5934
      @billyjean5934 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@OSheaGlobalAlliances"they are a threat to the fabric of our society" - yes or yes?

    • @paulsansonetti7410
      @paulsansonetti7410 9 місяців тому

      Pretty sure they didn't raise themselves though

  • @rwp531
    @rwp531 9 місяців тому +1718

    I’ve purchased tickets to two of your shows and come to neither. I’m your best fan.

    • @hestermofet6350
      @hestermofet6350 9 місяців тому +36

      😂😂😂

    • @Weirdalbingo
      @Weirdalbingo 9 місяців тому +129

      It's what he wants

    • @Majere3
      @Majere3 9 місяців тому +140

      Sell out the building, but don't come.

    • @ComedianMikeivy
      @ComedianMikeivy 9 місяців тому +41

      Spoiler alert: tim is gleefully pessimistic this week. 😂

    • @jeepz669
      @jeepz669 9 місяців тому +66

      If he knew you truly liked him, he'd hate you more

  • @yargum69
    @yargum69 9 місяців тому +417

    "Give them real names and make them work in a factory"
    -Tim Dillon, 2023

    • @BubbaabbuB
      @BubbaabbuB 9 місяців тому +8

      Yes. At least for some time. Or at least do the one present for Christmas thing I mean I’ll compromise just stop giving the kids everything when they don’t deserve it it’s not that difficult it’s obvious that the consequences of this are not going to be good

    • @victorias5386
      @victorias5386 9 місяців тому +1

      Or a vape store 😅😅😅

    • @ania5038
      @ania5038 9 місяців тому +3

      @@BubbaabbuB I was literally thinking the same thing. Like 4-5 presents from a single person is insane. I get that many presents total if even that and I am happy.

    • @dmc357
      @dmc357 9 місяців тому +2

      His rants are priceless 😂😂

    • @nf4eva420
      @nf4eva420 9 місяців тому

      @@ania5038 don't arm your kids with guns , arm them with a breakfast from hellofresh.

  • @hayleyjones8478
    @hayleyjones8478 9 місяців тому +86

    Tim, I am a teacher in the New York public school system. What you said about kids and teens these days is so apt. We are not doing them any good by planting them in front of screens for hours on end each day.

    • @j.yahnke
      @j.yahnke 9 місяців тому +9

      Well shit

    • @KD-rs6xx
      @KD-rs6xx 9 місяців тому

      Same in southern Maine

    • @imnotbenavery9220
      @imnotbenavery9220 9 місяців тому +1

      @@KD-rs6xxwell you can’t vote for Trump that should solve all your states problems…

    • @MelissaMurrow
      @MelissaMurrow 9 місяців тому +2

      @@iB_pOpN you would be surprised how bad excess screen time is for these kids. Not all of New York is NYC. There are nice areas, especially in Westchester County. It really doesn’t matter where they are though, excessive screen time does something to their brain… I’ve seen it firsthand and it’s pretty scary.

    • @kamu38
      @kamu38 9 місяців тому +1

      @@iB_pOpN well they get all those for free from the screen, no?

  • @robertmahoney9445
    @robertmahoney9445 9 місяців тому +40

    "arizona, a litterbox in hell"
    i see the postcards now

  • @jimjones1636
    @jimjones1636 9 місяців тому +109

    The only time I smile is when tim Dillon drops a new video.

    • @Anonymousones1
      @Anonymousones1 9 місяців тому +3

      That’s sad

    • @dieterdohlen6386
      @dieterdohlen6386 9 місяців тому +5

      and that's not sad at all

    • @blakesleyk.7166
      @blakesleyk.7166 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Anonymousones1So you get 1 click while the whining baby Doomer gets 50+? WTF.

    • @imnotbenavery9220
      @imnotbenavery9220 9 місяців тому +1

      I remember those days

    • @dieterdohlen6386
      @dieterdohlen6386 9 місяців тому +1

      @Koopyspappy We all know he asks them for their Wendy's order

  • @FredDunkin
    @FredDunkin 9 місяців тому +300

    Tim is a great man. He just finished selling Health Insurance to low class families and went straight to the studio to record this for us.

    • @UniMatrix_1
      @UniMatrix_1 9 місяців тому +6

      I work in real estate, and I have a prospective buyer that sounds just like him.

    • @Kyle-ic1bm
      @Kyle-ic1bm 9 місяців тому +8

      How much do you want to bet that you won't close the deal

    • @robinjoy2789
      @robinjoy2789 9 місяців тому +4

      Low class families 😂

    • @billyjean5934
      @billyjean5934 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Kyle-ic1bmhe will get ur hopes up but never deliver I guess that's just life in the big city for ya

  • @roulettegodcasino6624
    @roulettegodcasino6624 9 місяців тому +77

    This dude is a national treasure. Most authentic commentary on the internet right now even if maybe half of it is satire

  • @Lewisdovefam
    @Lewisdovefam 9 місяців тому +67

    How sweet is Tim for giving us yet another episode after telling us that this one would be the last one of the year God blessed Tim Dillon God Bless America

    • @phnix6242
      @phnix6242 9 місяців тому +6

      God Bless God

  • @jha754
    @jha754 9 місяців тому +40

    You absolutely should do a true crime podcast series. I’d listen to all of it 😂

    • @shell192
      @shell192 8 місяців тому +2

      Omg yes 🙌

  • @CrystalKat
    @CrystalKat 9 місяців тому +14

    This should be a mandatory listening for parents and teens. Tim is spot on. We have outsourced our parenting resulting in deadeye zombies

    • @bensheard3969
      @bensheard3969 9 місяців тому +1

      It's truly sad how many people are quick to say "fuck those kids". "I have no idea how this happened" THATS THE PROBLEM you have no idea what's going on in your children's lives

  • @dirtsmegee
    @dirtsmegee 9 місяців тому +66

    Tim is the mother I never had.

  • @Fore_Runner
    @Fore_Runner 9 місяців тому +46

    I love having something to listen to while having a silent family dinner to avoid arguments over the holiday. Thanks Tim!!

    • @damiens6465
      @damiens6465 9 місяців тому

      Are you really listening to this during you’re family dinner? You’re probably also in a murderous gang in Gilbert Arizona I’m betting. Or Scottsdale.

    • @reecemccullough4829
      @reecemccullough4829 9 місяців тому +6

      if your watching Tim at the dinner table... id guess your likely the problem

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 8 місяців тому +1

      Well what else are you gonna watch at the dinner table?

  • @taylorgunk
    @taylorgunk 9 місяців тому +42

    Living in Gilbert and Chandler for more than 20yrs….this is so spot on, hilarious and frightening lmao

    • @patrickw9706
      @patrickw9706 9 місяців тому

      Prove it!

    • @dustin5557
      @dustin5557 7 місяців тому +1

      I'm born and raised in the east valley since 89. Lived In aj mesa gilbert and Tempe my whole life. His Commentary is so good for someone who's never lived here hahaha

  • @johnnyblazem5326
    @johnnyblazem5326 9 місяців тому +69

    I agree with Tim on the Xmas getting out of control. This year we were broke. And we got my 7 year old son a type writer. We had more fun with that making up silly stories and learning how to read and write then last Xmas when we splurged on expensive electronics

    • @wajihbec1087
      @wajihbec1087 9 місяців тому +6

      I don't celebrate Christmas but that's such a great idea! And it helps them write more/better which is incredibly valuable.

    • @lebumjames1373
      @lebumjames1373 9 місяців тому +14

      what's with broke people having kids, don't have kids if you're poor.

    • @johnnyblazem5326
      @johnnyblazem5326 9 місяців тому +10

      Well when you spend a thousand on Xmas every year it adds up dude. Plus I’m not poor , I’m broke. Huge difference. Having two house payments with 4 vehicle payments adds up

    • @wiggityp
      @wiggityp 9 місяців тому

      ​@@lebumjames1373wow! Amazing insight!!!

    • @systemicsystems703
      @systemicsystems703 9 місяців тому

      Hey.....it's the Big Brown Buffalo 😅

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 9 місяців тому +101

    We wish those Arizona teens well 🏌️‍♂️

    • @WD40318
      @WD40318 9 місяців тому +2

      **GOLFER IS THE PARENTS OF THE KILLERS**

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior 9 місяців тому +2

      @@WD40318
      Judge: "how many years should this mans kids be in jail for their crimes?"
      Jury: "FOUR!"

  • @Despised_Pharaoh
    @Despised_Pharaoh 9 місяців тому +29

    Tim wore that exact attire when he sold me a subprime mortgage. I wish him well!

  • @History_Coffee
    @History_Coffee 9 місяців тому +61

    I've always said this, if you're old enough to be bored you're old enough to work the mines

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled 9 місяців тому +12

      Pro mining tip from history:
      Tiny hands are a net benefit to efficiency in sufficiently cramped and claustrophobic conditions. And child workers take several fewer years to replace than adult ones.
      /in Tim's voice "IT'S JUST GOOD BUSINESS"

    • @PoppinFresh1
      @PoppinFresh1 9 місяців тому +2

      I really like that concept

    • @bensheard3969
      @bensheard3969 9 місяців тому

      Just because you have always said something doesn't make it any more correct

  • @MonsterMogster
    @MonsterMogster 9 місяців тому +118

    Boomers: None of my children can afford houses
    Gen Z: All my kids are serial killers

    • @bobsmudger3979
      @bobsmudger3979 9 місяців тому +3

      😂

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 9 місяців тому +7

      Gen Z are the children. We are talking about ~15-25 year-olds, the children of Gen X and Millennials. Nice meme tho!🤓

    • @RedSntDK
      @RedSntDK 9 місяців тому +7

      @@pearz420 Oldest Gen Z'ers are 26, turning 27 here in 2024. There are bunch of gen z parents already.

    • @liadown9052
      @liadown9052 9 місяців тому

      ​@@RedSntDK But they aren't going buckwild. Yet.

    • @davidgreenwood6029
      @davidgreenwood6029 9 місяців тому

      The very oldest kids born of gen z parents , specifically, knocked up teenage unwed gen z mothers, would be turning tenish right about now. So it won't be long at all. @@liadown9052

  • @conorgallagher333
    @conorgallagher333 9 місяців тому +53

    The best part of 2023 was having 1hr of Tim Dillon a week…….And another hour on Patreon cause I have class

  • @stevendamian2747
    @stevendamian2747 9 місяців тому +75

    It's a holly jolly Christmas,
    The best time of the year
    To sit right down, turn on UA-cam and listen to my favorite queer.
    That's the full line.

  • @danielz8925
    @danielz8925 9 місяців тому +27

    This was a great episode (by Arizona standards)

  • @joosh5566
    @joosh5566 9 місяців тому +9

    I needed a Tim Dillon rant about children. He’s actually so right and there were always children like this but it’s so nuts to see the childhoods these kids are having

  • @ezrafree619
    @ezrafree619 9 місяців тому +142

    The problem with society is that it’s no longer a community working together. Because we can’t agree on the simple things. Like agreeing to disagree.

    • @valderith
      @valderith 9 місяців тому +5

      its a disaster

    • @dickjohnson9582
      @dickjohnson9582 9 місяців тому +22

      I disagree

    • @roccocupido5082
      @roccocupido5082 9 місяців тому

      SOCIETY..and I mean our western society..post war..WAS NEVER THAT‼️‼️‼️‼️...it covers the length of my lifetime..people are ignorant..they do not know their own history therefore without depth.. perspective or context...what it .. society..did have was a handful of assumed fantasies and myths that the majority of people bought into that created a shared fantasy of what society and government WAS..read all the great no els..watch all the great films from 1940 onward..all for the .ost part savage social criticism..satire..chronicles of angst..unease..there was NO golden era

    • @Lucky-sh1dm
      @Lucky-sh1dm 9 місяців тому +13

      @@dickjohnson9582I disagree to disagree

    • @dysay
      @dysay 9 місяців тому +10

      Holding community is one of the most important survival skills, and most have forgotten how to do it because we've allowed government/corporations to provide all our essentials for us

  • @thecat3507
    @thecat3507 9 місяців тому +6

    15:00 "do something you mormons"
    tremendous wordplay

  • @pi1810
    @pi1810 9 місяців тому +12

    Your podcast set is really nice, Tim Dillon.

  • @j.yahnke
    @j.yahnke 9 місяців тому +34

    I always enjoy how Tim is able to brighten up the holidays with his jolly topics. 🎉

  • @iFish12
    @iFish12 9 місяців тому +13

    Thanks for this much needed episode! And I appreciate you constantly reminding us that these stories are good news; since I kept forgetting.

  • @hrtdinasaurette3020
    @hrtdinasaurette3020 9 місяців тому +5

    Happy New Year Timmy. Thanks for your 2023 uploads. 2024 is a gift waiting to be enjoyed! 😊❤

  • @JessicaC.
    @JessicaC. 9 місяців тому +19

    I live in Florida and I grew up in Pinellas County where the sibling shooting occurred. Pinellas County is having a huge issue with teenagers going around and stealing guns out of responsible gun owners vehicles at night. Now in my opinion you aren't a responsible gun owner if you are leaving your gun in your vehicle and then leaving your vehicle unlocked.
    This is a huge issue here in Florida right now! So the Pinellas County sheriff's Department went and held a press conference begging the community in largo, Florida and the rest of the state to please lock your car doors at night or bring in your guns! This is how young kids are able to get guns now.

    • @MakeMoneyOnlineWithEmma
      @MakeMoneyOnlineWithEmma 9 місяців тому +4

      Yeah those clowns broke into my car recently too. Called the cops and they didn't even wanna come out to take a report.

    • @2masterofpuppets2
      @2masterofpuppets2 9 місяців тому +1

      The Pinellas part surprised me. That headline has Pasco/Hernando written all over it😅

    • @JessicaC.
      @JessicaC. 9 місяців тому +3

      @@2masterofpuppets2 🤣 yeah I know right! But largo is pretty damn bad! Largo is not a safe place to live. I lived in Pasco County begrudgingly for about 11 years. I live in Citrus now. It's so beautiful in Citrus County and The crime is very miniscule in comparison to hernando or Pasco County.
      Where I lived in Pasco it was a nice area when I moved there. My husband and I lived on a nice plot of land and my father-in-law lived in a beautiful home he built right next door to us. Once my son started elementary school our neighborhood just started getting worse and worse. I would find used hypodermic needles in my yard from people just throwing them out the car windows. Then right before we moved Some dude was running from the cops because he committed a murder and decided to ditch his car in my father-in-law's driveway ,Lit it on fire then took off! That was it for us and we started looking for new homes .
      Thank God it was during the time when Trump took office and lowered the interest rates for getting loans to purchase homes. So we were able to move and get the hell out of Pasco County! My father-in-law and his wife and my nephew followed suit and they bought a house up here in Citrus County also. The drug problem in Pasco County at that time in 2017 was really bad. I can only imagine what it's like now!

    • @Loooeeeeeee3674
      @Loooeeeeeee3674 9 місяців тому

      “Teenagers”

  • @Mike-ul1xn
    @Mike-ul1xn 9 місяців тому +62

    I love how Tim’s understanding of flyover states is basically stuff he glanced over on Reddit, and he’s all in lol

    • @MichaelWilliams85
      @MichaelWilliams85 9 місяців тому +11

      He wasn’t wrong about the valley though, it is a bad place to be.

    • @Rlyeh_The_Dead
      @Rlyeh_The_Dead 9 місяців тому +4

      And I'm sitting here thinking about moving to Gilbert as an "upgrade" from the part of Arizona I'm currently in

  • @derekmartin8537
    @derekmartin8537 9 місяців тому +67

    Tim Dillon Show, truly the only thing worth streaming / watching on the internet the last couple months. Thanks Tim, Hollywood we wish you well.

    • @scramblex2692
      @scramblex2692 9 місяців тому +1

      check out "the biggest problem in the universe"

    • @jessel.3846
      @jessel.3846 9 місяців тому

      What is this an episode ?

    • @nordics834
      @nordics834 9 місяців тому

      nah Nick Fuentes debates are where its at currently, him on the Soscast, NoJumper,Fresh and Fit, ..

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled 9 місяців тому +1

      Ehh, Nick Fuentes is entertaining in small doses but tries WAY too hard to be edgy to where it doubles back to clownishness.

    • @derekmartin8537
      @derekmartin8537 9 місяців тому

      @@nordics834 the things you named are unwatchable and a waste of time

  • @10oner
    @10oner 9 місяців тому +8

    Tims speaking facts here. I havent had hope for a future for myself since 2020. Whole country is either ur rich or ur hopeless. There is no in between anymore

  • @steverobertson951
    @steverobertson951 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for talking about this. Many of us in the area are anxiously waiting for something to be done.

  • @user-lk7nb9fi3x
    @user-lk7nb9fi3x 9 місяців тому +5

    “The kids have too much time!”
    Damn Tim you outta pocket.
    Keep up the good work brother.

  • @hristossarikehagias9793
    @hristossarikehagias9793 9 місяців тому +5

    If i could edit ,i would take the last 5 minutes of this Tim Dillon Show and SHARE it EVERYWHERE ON THE WEBB.
    I love Tim's love for people.

  • @karenhinson8002
    @karenhinson8002 9 місяців тому +17

    A few years ago, I was riding my bike in my small middle class neighborhood, coming home from CVS. It was very close by to where I lived. So, out of nowhere, 4 teenagers walked out in front of me, blocking my neighborhood road that led to my home. I slowed down, they parted and now there was 2 on each side of me. Wonderful, I thought, you guys moved out of the middle of the road. I mean, obviously I wasn't going to keep going and crash into them! So here I go, peddling through them; out of the blue, 2 of them got on each side of me, pushing me down, then one of them punched me in the face FOR NO REASON! I wasn't even fighting back for God's sake! ...Now on the ground, screaming, a man in a pickup truck pulls up - they run off. 911 was called...1 month later, they were ALL CAUGHT... the oldest one was 16, he was from the hood, put out here to "get in a better school"...HA! He simply brought his gang out here! So they were caught but nothing really happened to them. This was a few years ago. Im guessing they are in prison by now. Me? Like you Tim, I am terrified of teenagers to this day...

    • @Someguy13131
      @Someguy13131 9 місяців тому +2

      Nobody cares and that probably didn't happen

  • @berniekatzroy
    @berniekatzroy 9 місяців тому +6

    Uncle Tim truly has blessed us this year.

  • @benjaminwalsh8328
    @benjaminwalsh8328 9 місяців тому +3

    This is absolutely my favourite podcast ever! First video I watch in 2024! Happy new year🎉😂

  • @peterkovach8655
    @peterkovach8655 9 місяців тому +8

    This is peak Tim. This was the funniest episode in a long time.

  • @AngelaHalo1307
    @AngelaHalo1307 9 місяців тому +10

    I don’t remember many of my teachers but I remember my over weight swim instructor. She was the sweetest woman and taught me not to fear the water at three years old after my father pushed me in a 8 foot swimming pool at two years old to teach me to swim. ❤

    • @dysay
      @dysay 9 місяців тому

      Hey r u single??

    • @BubbaabbuB
      @BubbaabbuB 9 місяців тому

      What does the over weight part have to do with this?

    • @russellfulton6861
      @russellfulton6861 9 місяців тому +1

      @@BubbaabbuB probably that fat people can be lovely.
      I’m also a fat person, unfortunately I’m not lovely though. I am an asshole unfortunately

  • @shaneb4923
    @shaneb4923 9 місяців тому +3

    PLEASE SHARE!!! This Needs To Be Heard Around The World!! Thank You Mr.Tim Dillon.You Sir Are A National Treasure!

  • @jeremylugo5880
    @jeremylugo5880 9 місяців тому +14

    King Piggy giving his pigs extra slop out of the kindness of his pig heart. 🐖

  • @jessel.3846
    @jessel.3846 9 місяців тому +21

    Finally coming down from the Fentanyl, he does a Christmas show

  • @versakill5701
    @versakill5701 9 місяців тому +13

    As a lifelong Arizona resident, litterboxes in hell is the most accurate description I've ever heard.

  • @mariosanders1861
    @mariosanders1861 9 місяців тому +34

    I find myself becoming more inclined to a life of drugs and sales due to this man

    • @Roland_Duson
      @Roland_Duson 9 місяців тому

      Easily influenced? I'll pray for you.

    • @fukuuu
      @fukuuu 9 місяців тому

      Well that's not good.

    • @mariosanders1861
      @mariosanders1861 9 місяців тому

      @@Roland_Dusonto which god?

    • @thomasreay6272
      @thomasreay6272 9 місяців тому

      Cool story Mario! well hop to it then, be a do'er not a talker.

    • @collinsweeney-z9u
      @collinsweeney-z9u 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Roland_Dusonsky fairies aren't real

  • @mariosharks
    @mariosharks 9 місяців тому +5

    A cocaine comedown at work couldn't get any better with this lovely man yelling in my ear.

  • @garyny4073
    @garyny4073 9 місяців тому +2

    " i dont know if theyll be snow ❄️🌨️ so have another cup of cheer " ! 😅😅

  • @FreebasingFreedom
    @FreebasingFreedom 9 місяців тому +13

    I'm extremely depressed at what I didn't accomplish, yet another year; I listen to Canned Heat's Christmas Blues nonstop everday to cheer me up though, but I'm sadly still depressed... Tim is my only light in the darkness of humanity.

  • @JessicaC.
    @JessicaC. 9 місяців тому +22

    I worked at 14 years old bagging groceries at shitty Winn-Dixie supermarket! Now I'm watching my nephew who graduated high school And just turn 19 over the summer, who's being allowed to live in his bedroom all day all night and play whatever game he wants and not have to worry about his future. Never had a job in his life doesn't want a driver's license. He has a car a Nissan rogue a nice one out in the driveway waiting for him. But he refuses to learn how to drive! That is the problem with America! He also has dead eyes! He is my sister-in-law's son.
    He never learned how to ride a bike never played a sport in his life. All he has ever done is built Lego things and played on electronic devices! The boy has never touched grass in the words of my son (My nephew's cousin) who is 12 who does play sports. Who I never put a tablet in front of his face as a babysitter. I refused to raise my son that way because I knew it would be a fucking problem!

    • @noahwood6530
      @noahwood6530 9 місяців тому +1

      serious note: you sure the kid just isn't undiagnosed autistic? Buddy of mine, long time family friend is on the spectrum and what you described was essentially his life to-a-T up until he hit 23. Once he got into his early 20's he opened up more, met girls, started partying and socializing more despite some of his limitations. People love him, but it is still not uncommon for him to choose to play a game for 8hrs straight- its just not ALL he does anymore. He got his license once he realized he wanted to start dating girls. Your sisters kid may not being raised to be like that. I don't know him but he sounds seriously autistic. "Dead eyes" too...autistic kids aren't wired for typical social interaction. If he doesn't empathize easily, he could be autistic.

    • @Anonymousones1
      @Anonymousones1 9 місяців тому +5

      U need to take him into woods and leave him there

    • @williamforte1170
      @williamforte1170 9 місяців тому +5

      Is your nephew Chris Chan

    • @jamesbishop8210
      @jamesbishop8210 9 місяців тому +3

      It's a real knife fight out there.

    • @JessicaC.
      @JessicaC. 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Anonymousones1 lol although that may seem like a great plan, he would just come back! Lol but thanks for the suggestion! Happy New Year 🎊

  • @gravymuztache8108
    @gravymuztache8108 9 місяців тому +10

    A Clockwork Orange was optimistic, if anything.

  • @Fore_Runner
    @Fore_Runner 9 місяців тому +1

    Idk what’s better a Tim vlog or 20ft waves sweeping Californias coast away.

  • @SuperTFRO
    @SuperTFRO 9 місяців тому +3

    This dude is the funniest MF’er working in comedy.

  • @TheSunnyMaloni
    @TheSunnyMaloni 9 місяців тому +6

    Timbo’s North Korea commentary is by far the most compelling reason to ditch Florida during spring break. Everyone’s on edge, polite and well mannered. Priceless 😊

  • @Mattfreemind
    @Mattfreemind 9 місяців тому +11

    This happened. They are cooked. 7 of the them. It happened in a town called Queen Creek. So it’s a jurisdiction thing. They just sent the case to the Attorney office for specific charges.

  • @Jules-Is-a-Guy
    @Jules-Is-a-Guy 9 місяців тому +12

    "The kids now, are filming their beatings...let's start at the beginning, it's a Christmas story". Uniquely for this show's comments, I usually just pick out quotes.

  • @karnazacss
    @karnazacss 9 місяців тому +2

    Perfect timing from family meetings, ty

  • @macks397
    @macks397 9 місяців тому +11

    I truly believe this generation of kids will grow up to be the “most American generation” as Tim puts it about boomers. They care about nothing, they’re morally indifferent, they care about money and sex and that’s about it, everything to them is either entertainment or boring and their attention spans are absurdly low. Tim is truly a prophet we will die laughing

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 8 місяців тому

      I'm kinda scared cause I felt like that description applies to me a bit...

  • @Pope_John_Auspol_II
    @Pope_John_Auspol_II 9 місяців тому +2

    Killer of an ep to end the year on. Love ya, Tim

  • @GordonCaledonia
    @GordonCaledonia 9 місяців тому +7

    *Rest in peace, Tim's "flotation device" mother. Godspeed, Mrs D.*

  • @0xggbrnr
    @0xggbrnr 9 місяців тому +1

    This episode is heavy, at least to me. Lost one of my sisters when she was 16. My parents were never the same. When Tim touched on that, jokes aside, I slightly teared up-a first for my time as a listener. If you’re going through some shit, you’ll eventually get through it, even if that means your own death turns up as your only out. Thanks for what you’re doing, Tim. You keep it a buck, and that’s something everyone can learn from.

    • @paul.martens
      @paul.martens 9 місяців тому +1

      I’ve heard the term “it’s a new normal” when a parent looses a child and carries that loss. Brutal. Never heard a sibling’s perspective until now.

  • @atothayu
    @atothayu 9 місяців тому +20

    we need a full episode of tim ranting about masonry and north korean restaurant decor

  • @moolieboy
    @moolieboy 9 місяців тому +1

    This might be the best episode yet!! Definately Top 5. Thank You Mr. Dillon.

  • @osamahashoor2548
    @osamahashoor2548 9 місяців тому +6

    Your hilarious but your observations are insanely spot on

  • @colbyjohnson6424
    @colbyjohnson6424 9 місяців тому +37

    My wife bought me Tim tickets for Christmas. We will stay married.

  • @MelissaMurrow
    @MelissaMurrow 9 місяців тому +21

    I’m around a lot of 12 and 13 year olds, my kids have friends over often. I have to say the majority of them are super messed up. I always say they are being raised by iPads and cell phones and that’s the problem. My 12 year old is bullied by these kids in her class, Grace and Eriq. They are both privileged children from Westchester County, NY. They go to a private catholic school and they act like they just left Rikers Island. They talk about perverse sexual things and rap in class about deep throating and murder. At the honors assembly, they kept staring at me and not breaking eye contact in an attempt to intimidate me! I’m an adult and a classmate’s mom but they really wanted me to fear them! They look like little nerdy kids but they are monsters, it’s terrifying😅

    • @bobsmudger3979
      @bobsmudger3979 9 місяців тому +10

      Kids aren't being raised by parents any more. They're being given iPads and Xboxes to go away and bring themselves up. Social media is also a poisonous aspect of growing up now too.

    • @blackpillfitness9136
      @blackpillfitness9136 9 місяців тому +3

      You may want to pack heat

    • @THamm-xt8jm
      @THamm-xt8jm 9 місяців тому

      Are u a bot

    • @MelissaMurrow
      @MelissaMurrow 9 місяців тому +1

      @@THamm-xt8jm observation of problematics behaviors in todays children makes me a bot? Bc my brain still works properly and I pay attention to the world around me … I’m a bot? Lol. Sure! I would ask if you are a bot but this level of stupidity seems more human than bot, sadly.

    • @THamm-xt8jm
      @THamm-xt8jm 9 місяців тому

      @@MelissaMurrow I ask cuz your profile seems like it was conjured up very recently with a generic pic and name. U have to watch out for outside actors causing chaos towards our country. I guess realistically ur just a lady with a real life expressing ur experience

  • @vanessa1569
    @vanessa1569 9 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for the content this year Tim. Wishing you a happy and prosperous 2024🥰

    • @youlig1
      @youlig1 9 місяців тому

      are you on crack right now?

  • @jhondoux
    @jhondoux 9 місяців тому +9

    I knew from the first minute this would be another classic episode

  • @MarkWaffensmith
    @MarkWaffensmith 9 місяців тому +2

    The entire Arizona speech felt directed at me 😂... Especially the masonry part... lmfao I do adobe and concrete... 😅

  • @tylergraham3516
    @tylergraham3516 9 місяців тому +15

    I hope Aunt Kathy had a wonderful Christmas in the hospital not being visited by loved ones

  • @lumpydavidg2201
    @lumpydavidg2201 9 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for this break in the holidays with another great show. ✌🏼

  • @christopherjordan6380
    @christopherjordan6380 9 місяців тому +27

    I feel we hear the new producer more and more with each episode.

    • @lebumjames1373
      @lebumjames1373 9 місяців тому

      ben's better

    • @MattHall
      @MattHall 9 місяців тому +6

      It’s because he’s becoming less terrified of Tim

    • @olivervasquez7690
      @olivervasquez7690 9 місяців тому

      He needs to put him in camera shot

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 9 місяців тому

      It's a disturbing trend.

  • @ariadnesstring3015
    @ariadnesstring3015 8 місяців тому +1

    Lol, “surface of Mars.” I love our Sonoran desert. It’s home.

  • @MBA172k
    @MBA172k 9 місяців тому +22

    Absolutely agree Tim! Young people are sick. They lack the ability to cope with the realities of life. No surprise this coincides with the rise of the endless 24 hour news cycle and social media. Anyone I’ve met that turned 18 after 2010 definitely fits this mold.

    • @fingersm
      @fingersm 9 місяців тому +5

      Its the parents

    • @Jmatrixxxxxxxx
      @Jmatrixxxxxxxx 9 місяців тому

      Thanks to our sick culture they don't know what reality is anymore and are encouraged to create their own reality where they can be an animal, another gender the list goes on.

    • @griffinsalmon5798
      @griffinsalmon5798 9 місяців тому +13

      As someone who turned 18 in 2016, a non-negligible minority of the peers I've known in my life have gone on to be addicts, or sociopaths that use hookup culture and multilevel marketing scams to satiate their wants. Despite having every need and want met, many are both deeply nihilistic and deeply narcissistic, as well as being overmedicated. But despite this there are kind, compassionate, intelligent and hardworking peers that are worth others time and shouldn't be overlooked for the highly visible and vocal sociopathic minority.

    • @Lucky-sh1dm
      @Lucky-sh1dm 9 місяців тому +2

      @@fingersmit’s both. The technology is insidious and all encompassing. And the parents have neglected/just straight up gave up on actually raising their kids

  • @dwaynetrain8817
    @dwaynetrain8817 9 місяців тому +1

    The only thing getting me through the holidays, thanks Tim.

  • @JG-jy7pe
    @JG-jy7pe 9 місяців тому +3

    tims dad not serving coffee to be unique is killing me rn lmfaoooooooo

  • @notagiantseaslug5523
    @notagiantseaslug5523 9 місяців тому +1

    How is this not already an episode title? Tim; you are my favorite.

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 9 місяців тому +6

    Tim black/latino kids in south side Chicago, Atlanta, LA, and NY do this all the time and there often aren’t articles, arrests, or open investigations

    • @kimberleywarren8679
      @kimberleywarren8679 9 місяців тому

      It's only news in the burbs. I was a principal in Detroit and kids video fights ALL the time. I just open my Airdrop, and get the video from every angle. It is barbaric.

  • @slightlybelligerent3140
    @slightlybelligerent3140 8 місяців тому

    Living in phoenix while listening to this makes it 100x better than what it already is.

  • @snesleywipessqueegeeservices
    @snesleywipessqueegeeservices 9 місяців тому +10

    I am 150lbs soaking wet but I identify as morbidly 0b3se. This news about SouthWest's new POS policy is cookie-dough to my ears. Thank you for seeing me South West 💜 #validated.

  • @leftjab6145
    @leftjab6145 9 місяців тому +1

    I’m a native Arizonan and currently live in Gilbert. I just love that we are finally getting noticed for something

  • @susie4045
    @susie4045 9 місяців тому +3

    The dead eyes🤣🤣🤣 Perfect! A change in just one individual can help change the destiny of human kind…stay positive ❤

    • @1-gz7xy
      @1-gz7xy 9 місяців тому +1

      Love it intelligence above all

  • @thealternative9580
    @thealternative9580 9 місяців тому +2

    Happy 2024! Year of the Dragon! Let’s go! 🤘

  • @tjejbasket1453
    @tjejbasket1453 9 місяців тому +4

    Tim ranting about true crime scratches an itch I didn't know I had.

  • @IstariAzul777
    @IstariAzul777 2 місяці тому

    I love when Tim shifts into realtor mode lol
    MARBLE!!!!

  • @johnnyw8384
    @johnnyw8384 9 місяців тому +7

    Got my burger king cup filled to the brim with boxed wine. happy new year!

  • @systemicsystems703
    @systemicsystems703 9 місяців тому +2

    I was a child of chaos! Tim is 💯% right on in his analysis for school for prison pipeline!

  • @Niskrr
    @Niskrr 9 місяців тому +12

    There’s no better way to start my weekend than with Tim manically yelling through my headphones 🥰

  • @sleeplosangeles
    @sleeplosangeles 9 місяців тому +2

    Independant Journalist of the Year 🏆

  • @neopatriot7716
    @neopatriot7716 9 місяців тому +5

    I want another Dave Smith “comedy” special for the New Year!

  • @Ryan-sl8mw
    @Ryan-sl8mw 2 місяці тому

    A Cuban all inclusive in the summer is exactly what Tim is looking for in a vacation.

  • @lavishgxdBoD
    @lavishgxdBoD 9 місяців тому +5

    Best Birthday present, thanks Tim

  • @kellimonkawa3268
    @kellimonkawa3268 9 місяців тому +2

    Tim is hilarious and spot on with the "dead eyes" observation. I literally notice the same. It's disturbing..

  • @pxqify
    @pxqify 9 місяців тому +6

    I dunno... I run a pizza place and hire tons of high schoolers and i gotta say, im consistently impressed by the work ethic of most of these kids. Way better than i ever was at age 17. Granted im up here in MT, people here are a bit different than in ghetto ass PHX metro area, where ive also lived.

    • @forwunday8351
      @forwunday8351 9 місяців тому +1

      I’m 21 and have worked since I was 14 and I know plenty of other kids that have done the same. In my opinion it isn’t that young people don’t want to work, it is that less and less places will hire young people with no experience or qualifications. I would have gladly worked in a factory as a teen but so many industries have such high entry level requirements. So thank you for still giving young people a chance!

  • @l-train7876
    @l-train7876 9 місяців тому +2

    I love Tim covering the news.

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 9 місяців тому +8

    This episode was a banger ! 🔥💥😎👍