I love that Tim is the only voice defending the billionaire Sachler family. Who else stands up for billionaires? They are the forgotten minority in this country.
Of course, they've contributed to so much of my nonexistent success and only part of my doomed misery. Much love and respect to the entire familial enterprise.
It's a Tim thing.. We can dribble for hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours........
Tim dillon is a modern day philosoper that no one is aware of. I don't think most people realize how intelligent he is and how tied in this guy is with reality.
@@rezzbuilds8343you don't just "write a book" it takes at least 10 drafts before coming close to finishing a whole book or do you mean like a 5-10 pages kind of book or a legit 70-110 pages?
He's definitely an exception to the rule. My brother was a really bad alcoholic, but his Dr. would tell him the one good thing about it was that he only drank beer and beer has some nutritional value, whereas liquor is just straight poison. Just look at Bonham, Moon, Joplin, Morrison etc...yes they were on other shit too, but essentially it was the whiskey that got them in the end. And so young. The minute my brother switched to liquor (because it was easier to transport and hide) the decline was instant.
@@TRG29338 cannot confirm or deny as the writers strike is still going on. We would like to say however, we are in solidarity with the writers and stand by them.
My dad currently has a house on Harbor Isle in Island Park, NY. He lives on a straight diet of Coors Light and gets drunk with his 85 year old Irish widow neighbor. I went and got a bagel with him the other day since his dog died and he was sad, it was nice because there was no more dog poop in the backyard though. Never saw someone pair a beer with an everything bagel and white fish cream cheese spread so casually. Your the best Tim!
I for one love the Sackler family. They provided me with so many good times in the early 2000s. Its a real shame this young generation will never experience the joy that was the old school oxycontin formulation. Im talking the old school big dawgs... the 80s... the green ones. Its like my generation's quaaludes... just a distant memory.
I’m a recovered heroin addict from New Jersey….I know tons of Heroin addicts that successfully quit. It was the friends that abused synthetic opiates that completely lost their shit afterwards. Pharmaceutical synthetic drugs like fetanyl, opama, dilaudid turned friends of mine into different people. They are so strong that they affect your neurological wiring for life if they are abused long term. These were the addicts that moved onto breaking into homes and violent crime.
Only interesting political people like RFK Jr. The only other one I'd be interested to see him have on is his father... you know, the one with the red tie who's always on his Florida golf course.
Can't imagine better. Still the only comedian whose patreon I pay for. And I absolutely love all the others. But I'm broke as shit. And Tim is the only one who truly soothes.
I was pretty sure that Tim's unfortunate friend from the Ship Station incident was the same one who was burned alive by his children for not buying a Ridge Wallet, until Tim said that the Ship Station guy killed his wife and children. Tim has really seen a lot.
Doug Stanhope: No such thing as Addiction! Just things you enjoy more than life itself; everything is medicinal in moderation; boredom is a disease and there are drugs for that ailment!! 😂😂
I'm listening to this admitted to the hospital getting oxycodone 10mg every 4 hours and 1mg of morphine every 2 hours...... I find this episode hilarious to come out while I'm in the hospital on so much pain medication 😅😂
Tim is the savior of podcasting. A true modern legend and a man that deserves to be gifted gold and diamond studded butt plugs. We do not do the world justice by sitting back and not acknowledging the possibility that Tim is the new Christ.
tim’s face is becoming a darker shade of red every time he puts himself in danger for this crucial knowledge he’s providing us for FREE. the deep state is frying his face off 💔💔 thank you for your sacrifice, leader Tim.
As someone who was a HUGE fan of OxyContin and was prescribed for many years. The Sacklers didn’t make the rules, they just played the game better than everyone. Respect. Also Johnson & Johnson owned a huge Poppy Plantation on the island Tasmania where they genetically made a Poppy plant that was very potent, then sold the raw opium to every pharmaceutical company making semi synthetic pain killers.
I hope your doing Ok, Tim. My condolences to you and your family. you make a lot of people laugh and help them take their minds else where. take care of yourself please.
Glad to see Tim out here, dressed like a retired football coach with 15 open Metoo investigations. What a legend.
i get it, thats an expensive hoodie?
😂😂😂😂😂
You mean "wife of"
@@tray-key-OS-tuh-mevery expensive
More like a guy pretending he owns a yacht
Tim Dillion selling his mom’s art is true fake business and I am here for it
😂😂😂 his pauses in between thoughts of how much he should charge had me dying
I think it should definitely price equal to Jim Carrey and George W. bush
I would pay top dollar for one of those paintings. Imagine having it mounted next to a Hunter Biden original.
It is funny and also Tim is going to die early and alone, sadly
@@brunodanner7777 HA
I love that Tim is the only voice defending the billionaire Sachler family. Who else stands up for billionaires? They are the forgotten minority in this country.
It’s easy to hate the rich. It takes courage to hate the poor
Well...Lawyers and politicians of course.
However, not with the style,flair, and passion of Timothy "coach" Dillon.
😂😂😂😂😂
@@tickles5289lol. You are confusing employees with supporters.
They are the only true minority 😂😂😂😂😂
tim's weekly rants are way more funny than most comedy specials
We wish the Sacklers well..
Clearly the glasses
Of course, they've contributed to so much of my nonexistent success and only part of my doomed misery. Much love and respect to the entire familial enterprise.
Good times.
Suboxone is the new OxyContin.
healthy trade off i would say....@@Hungryhipoe
Tim trying to sell his dead mother's paintings is the best bit in a long time😅😅😅
😂
I think he's serious.
@@BettyWhite2171absolutely it's a Patricia original
We can’t fit it in💀
This is how all artists achieve immortality. Her pieces become even more sought after when she’s dead. Tim is selfless even during this difficult time
Tim's RFK Jr.'s impersonation sent my sides into orbit 🤣
🤣
Makes it even funnier that he had RFK on last week 😂
It was soo good!! 🤣🤣🤣
Someone post the time stamp
@@Someuglydude12 1:00:25
Tim Dillon, the fentanyl of comedy.
A confirmed killer 😂
I blast your podcast through the speakers of the Amazon van while I'm working. The world needs to hear your message.
Same w/ FedEx!
Love it
Thank you.
You're doin' gods work
Well done 👏
Tim is so brave for defending such a kind hearted misunderstood family such as the sacklers.
They just wanted to take people's pain away. Is that so bad?
The sacklers were metoo’ed by the druggies who couldn’t help their pain
ballsacklerz can keep flooding the block I don't mind. only rhe strong survive🤑
Their drugs helped a lot of people. Their drugs hurt a lot of people
I thought it was spelled Sachler and they were Jewish
The way he just goes on for a straight hour and never pauses is amazing lol 😂 you can never be bored with Tim
He has bullet points and jokes already prepared. They all do. Still entertaining though.
@@BettyWhite2171wow thanks for that wonderful observation, you’re really a cut above the rest 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@BettyWhite2171nothing slips past you Betty. We thought this show was off the cuff.
@@iB_pOpN Oh shet up lol
It's a Tim thing..
We can dribble for hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours........
this podcast is reminiscent of the older podcasts, love it
nothing like watching the future president go off the rails
..or one savage press secretary 😳🤣👍
Vote #1
Tim Dillon
@@seraph6758This has to happen lmao
I'm about to go register to vote for the first time, bros.
@@seraph6758the idea of Tim Dillon as Trump’s press secretary literally has me in tears, hell make him Biden’s press secretary I don’t even care
Folks, it's good to be here with you all now.
No, no it is not.
@@matthewcurry3565yes, yes it is.
Let us pray
INSHallah
This a special place for special people.
I'm only here about twice a month when I feel special
Tim dillon is a modern day philosoper that no one is aware of. I don't think most people realize how intelligent he is and how tied in this guy is with reality.
A comedian disguised as philosopher.
And extremely gay
Extremely rich, extremely fat and extremely gay
Just like regular philosophers.
@@mutestingray this is an excellent point. Didn't think of that.
NEVER skip ad reads on The Tim Dillon show. You will miss top tier comedy.
"People that go on ayahuasca retreats and have horrible ideas for scripts afterwards" is one of the most accurate things ever said 😂
First time taking shrooms I wanted to write a book afterwards. Months later I looked back and it was pure dog sh** lol
😂
@@rezzbuilds8343you don't just "write a book" it takes at least 10 drafts before coming close to finishing a whole book or do you mean like a 5-10 pages kind of book or a legit 70-110 pages?
@@businessbuilder92 Probably a pamphlet or a childrens book ...
@@businessbuilder92Imagine being this autistic.
I have a lot of respect for a man who respects his mother posthumously!
I think Tim ONLY respected her posthumously.
Tim's presence is a testament to the fact she did something right back in that trailer.
Tim’s Mom’s painting segment made me feel for him at first, and then I spit out my drink when he wanted to sell them😂
it’s nice that Tim takes a break from coaching Colorado football to record his podcast
Coach Prime Rib
Tim’s pill analogy about Vicodin and Oxy is exactly why I drink white claws all the time but never liquor 😂
exactly, i drink beer everyday for over 20 yrs and im fine, a friend of mine , same age, just got chirosis bc he only drank liquor
@@robertedwards9861my grandpa drank a half gallon of whiskey a week till he was 92 😂😂 it’s different for everybody
Pick your poison.
Tim’s analogy about Vicodin and Oxy is exactly why I do Vicodin and Oxy
He's definitely an exception to the rule. My brother was a really bad alcoholic, but his Dr. would tell him the one good thing about it was that he only drank beer and beer has some nutritional value, whereas liquor is just straight poison. Just look at Bonham, Moon, Joplin, Morrison etc...yes they were on other shit too, but essentially it was the whiskey that got them in the end. And so young. The minute my brother switched to liquor (because it was easier to transport and hide) the decline was instant.
4 years of this amazing shit and we just received the best episode of this podcast.
Tim really dropped the big word “ extemporaneously” and correctly used it, I love how smart and clever this man is
Delta work is seething at your comment
you're both bots
Man your bar is low
@@xZOOMORPHICx excuse you i am NOT a bot.
/(automatic reply):/.exe
@@Theiliteritesbian I mean for a damn comedian this nigga smart asf
Hearing Tim switch gears to say he’s actually selling his late mothers last paintings is the hardest I’ve laughed in 2023 so far
Tim's Mom: I call it bold and brash
Tim: More like belongs in the trash
Patricia had vision to paint those from an asylum dude
Is this from Tim Dillon: The Musical?
@@TRG29338 cannot confirm or deny as the writers strike is still going on. We would like to say however, we are in solidarity with the writers and stand by them.
People take Oxycontin after boat accidents, and Tim is prepared to take Ozempic after continued gravy boat mishaps.
A cautionary tale and an inspiration. Just like the late Pragozin ❤
@@gezenews😂😂😂😂😂 good one
Meh
My dad currently has a house on Harbor Isle in Island Park, NY. He lives on a straight diet of Coors Light and gets drunk with his 85 year old Irish widow neighbor. I went and got a bagel with him the other day since his dog died and he was sad, it was nice because there was no more dog poop in the backyard though. Never saw someone pair a beer with an everything bagel and white fish cream cheese spread so casually.
Your the best Tim!
We wish him well
man gets bagel with rich, alcoholic father
When I saw that painting the first price that sprung to mind was $40k. So when Dillon said $25k I was amazed - by his generous nature.
You could say its a deal even lol
He’ll finally be able to buy that stunning estate after the big art sale!
Tim is the straightest guy I know
So glad we are back to the greatest form of entertainment known as the “Tim Dillon Rant” this week!
This was a killer episode
💯
That RFK Jr. impression is the best one Tim has done. Literally had me in tears.
Tim would be rich if it wasn't for the audience expectation to see him in different million dollar shades every show.
If Tim could paint, he’d be called Pigcasso.
top tier comment, a real knife fight of a quip.
😂🐷🎨🖼️
Blood colder than ice…
When the sun glasses come out, solo rant Tim!
Timothy, don’t do Ozmpic. Wait a while to see happens to the first movers. We all need you.
1:01:04 - Tim’s RFK Jr impression made laugh so hard that snot shot out of my nostril.
Tim looks like he should be at the VFW telling war stories. It's a Knife Fight out there folks!!
Tim Dillion dressed like he just left a Knights of Columbus meeting with golfing buddy that was a pretty good golfer in high school.😂
“Doctors! The lowest of the LOW!” I thought Tim thought teachers were the worst😂 RIP Tim’s hot pharma rep mother 💋💊
I really liked Tim admitting he's sober and that's why he's okay and anyone else should be getting help if they have a problem too.
She was really playing with color blending. I dig it. Put them in a guest bath or something. Don’t throw them away. 😻
Thank you Tim for sharing about your mother’s life and death. Her paintings are beautiful, and worthless.
They’re worth every penny he can get out of them
Like all art, they are worth what someone's willing to pay.
Your worthless is another man's priceless
I dream of the day Tim is doing a full on coke relapse podcast outside Ben’s house in his underwear
Yes or yes
Get him on lemon party
@@ryanm7615they hate each other
no chance.
God. That would be the pinnacle of standup
Tim plays his violin so prettily while the whole ship burns and sinks. I for one can dig it.
Despite Tim's nihilism, I do believe that his Mom's last pantings do actually mean a lot to him.
I’m sure he couldn’t give a fuck
agrreeed if youve watched his podcast enouhg you know. he memes about her in a loving way. gold/..
They really dont
“last pantings”
Her last gasps?
I was havin a bad day. And Tim turns it 180 for me…Thank you Tim!!!
omg
Im choking laughing 😅
Tim’s “hillbilly Boebert” rant is comedy at its best !
yes or yes TD fans ?
Dude I laughed so hard I ejected nachos from my mouth. Holy shit
Hands-down, one of the best rant episode! A true masterpiece
Dude that shit about ur moms art work had me dying. So freakin funny man
TIM IS ON FIRE!! Great show! Thank you guys!
got a really strong infowars studio vibe keep adding to it
“If hunter can sell his art and my dead mother can’t?! My mother was a law abiding citizen””
😂
This is hands down, greatest pod ever.. tim pushes hard af. Thanks for the time on my day off
Lol the RFK Jr impression near the end. Favorite candidate running from what I've seen so far
Best part of the episode by a mile. Cutting Larry Finks head off in front of his daughter. Maybe the funniest minute in comedy...
Genuinely super sorry for your loss, I love the interview where you said your mom ‘knew you’ what a beautiful women. Hang in there Man. I❤
As a man who got his life fucked over by a northeastern woman who is now with a Lauren type woman now. He is 100% spot on lol
Great episode to listen to on the way from an AA meeting
I for one love the Sackler family. They provided me with so many good times in the early 2000s. Its a real shame this young generation will never experience the joy that was the old school oxycontin formulation. Im talking the old school big dawgs... the 80s... the green ones. Its like my generation's quaaludes... just a distant memory.
i can feel your pain mr poon and we deserve to get that numbed , dont worry theres some old school oxy for you out there
The good ol days, am I right!?!
Remember?
Same here. I still reminisce about sucking off the coating and smashing up a jawn and sniffing it. Mmmmm
I kinda wish I could’ve experienced that. Wow.
I’m a recovered heroin addict from New Jersey….I know tons of Heroin addicts that successfully quit. It was the friends that abused synthetic opiates that completely lost their shit afterwards. Pharmaceutical synthetic drugs like fetanyl, opama, dilaudid turned friends of mine into different people. They are so strong that they affect your neurological wiring for life if they are abused long term. These were the addicts that moved onto breaking into homes and violent crime.
Tim's RFK impression is on point. Also, Tim's glasses are now worth $1,675,463.
I hope everyone has a great day! Tomorrow will be better. Keep your head up!
We're all 1 day closer to death.
It's a blessing
Liar.
The fact he called a lady up to sell his mother paintings 😂 and it went smoothly?!!
Tim is just grown up Cartman.
Always good to see my favourite youtube fitness influencer back.
Thank God we have good citizens like Tim who are willing to speak truth to power, to defend the Sackler family when no one else will. Heroic.
Holy shit I’ve never thought about the Sacklers as the good guys…I do love an occasional Percy. Tim is always one step ahead 🙌🏻
Can’t wait to buy Momma Dillion’s NFTs
Farmer pepé rules.
👍
I'm a glass half full kinda guy: the worse reality gets, the funnier Dillon is.
if hunter biden can sell his paintings so can your mom.. my condolences 💖
I watched my grandma go through all the stages of dementia for close to ten years and Biden definitely seems to be in the early stages
Really like when you have political people like Mr Kennedy and his wife! Thanks for keeping us informed.
I agree
100%
Only interesting political people like RFK Jr. The only other one I'd be interested to see him have on is his father... you know, the one with the red tie who's always on his Florida golf course.
Please don't listen to this fool Tim. Solo. Always. Period.
Ladies and gentlemen where the hell is the new episode? C'mon!!
Tim’s rants are my inner dialogue 😂
Thanks for always welcoming me to the show.
Can't imagine better. Still the only comedian whose patreon I pay for. And I absolutely love all the others. But I'm broke as shit. And Tim is the only one who truly soothes.
Lies
Tim needs to be on a new version of Cheers! Sit him down at the bar and let him tell you about his day😂👍🏻
I was pretty sure that Tim's unfortunate friend from the Ship Station incident was the same one who was burned alive by his children for not buying a Ridge Wallet, until Tim said that the Ship Station guy killed his wife and children. Tim has really seen a lot.
That ad read was absolutely unhinged and it was amazing
Top 5 episode. Over an hour of straight heat, even the ads
Doug Stanhope: No such thing as Addiction! Just things you enjoy more than life itself; everything is medicinal in moderation; boredom is a disease and there are drugs for that ailment!! 😂😂
We wish him well.
Holy shit. I just found out that this dude has the BEST podcast I've listened to
Classic Tim banger. We're all so blessed.
I'm listening to this admitted to the hospital getting oxycodone 10mg every 4 hours and 1mg of morphine every 2 hours...... I find this episode hilarious to come out while I'm in the hospital on so much pain medication 😅😂
Congratulations on your marriage 🎉
😂😂
We wish them well
I say this so often, but this truly may be the best episode yet. And the ads were absolutely perfect as always
Unironically the Flower Vase painting is beautiful
Dillon is the best currently active comedian in the art of satire. 😂
1:00:25 legit had me in tears laughing 😅
Tim is the savior of podcasting. A true modern legend and a man that deserves to be gifted gold and diamond studded butt plugs.
We do not do the world justice by sitting back and not acknowledging the possibility that Tim is the new Christ.
tim’s face is becoming a darker shade of red every time he puts himself in danger for this crucial knowledge he’s providing us for FREE. the deep state is frying his face off 💔💔 thank you for your sacrifice, leader Tim.
Three golden moments in one episode. True talent
His mothers paintings are fake business levels of genius.
As someone who was a HUGE fan of OxyContin and was prescribed for many years. The Sacklers didn’t make the rules, they just played the game better than everyone. Respect. Also Johnson & Johnson owned a huge Poppy Plantation on the island Tasmania where they genetically made a Poppy plant that was very potent, then sold the raw opium to every pharmaceutical company making semi synthetic pain killers.
Rockefellers
I hope your doing Ok, Tim. My condolences to you and your family. you make a lot of people laugh and help them take their minds else where. take care of yourself please.
Just watched your Netflix special and it was absolutely hilarious man. Great job!! 💯🙏🏼
I love your take on doctors.
This is the video where I realized that Tim Dillon is a comic genius
Tim is my news source. great ep, best comedic ranter in history i think
1:01:16 made me pee on myself. How's he the best comedian putting out an hour of stand-up special weekly. We don't appreciate this shit enough!
Where's the new episode fatty
- Kevin Hart