I’ve listened to this ep so many damn times and I just lose it here. Fond fond memories of call centers selling cheap long distance 30 years ago, making $900 a week in 1994 money. Salad days!
lying on a bed of nails to podcast was too aggrandizing for the Tim so he had a burly wooded desk constructed to obscure the even more painfuller chair of nails.
i work in an office in ohio, and i'm currently eating subway while bitching that we're out of coffee. and as i'm doing so, tim is yelling in my ear that this exact situation is the dream, and that i've made it. thank u, tim.
@@AverageBrethren Don't use coffee cups, they have a ton of chemicals in them and are really bad for you! Just put coffee grounds in the insert thing instead.
Civilization isnt sustainable. The older i get, the more i realize it was a giant mistake. We're just egomaniacal dumb monkeys, with technological superpowers. We should be eating bananas and throwing faeces while grinning like the dumbasses we are.... Not organizing life on earth! Thats waaaay above our paygrade.
Dude I miss my Home Depot and tractor supply jobs more than all other jobs I’ve had. I made more money at other gigs but FUCK I just loved the freedom to dick around and if there was a back room… looorrrddd have mercy that was my dominion. Getting promoted to closing manager within like 4 months and then going nowhere for over a year… BEST FUCKING JOBS IVE HAD 😥
All jokes aside….Tim Dillion is actually making a good point. Our society is littered with everyone trying to be the one. Instead of just enjoying the simplicity of their corporate job, three bedroom house and mid level sedan
More than that everything is recorded and analyzed real time. Every minute/second market wise has to be a 'home run'. The result in cringe worthy promotion of Chinese handicap kids.
I LOVE my 9-5. I get to WFH mondays and fridays. I get a constant great paycheck and no one really bugs me at work besides on Teams/Outlook which allows me 30 mins to read the message, digest, get over it and respond professionally. I get to listen to music, youtube and podcasts while I work. Don’t have to get physically tired or be in the elements outside. My bosses pass-on tickets to Broadway, baseball games, football games to us. Its great. We even have a gym at the office which allows us 45 mins a day to workout if we want to (with showers also). Love it
Tim’s rant about office culture was so on point. Soooo many people don’t really have any real friends and need office culture to fulfill them. If you actually have real friends you regularly see though, working from home is the way to go
Remember all those early comments “protect this man at all costs”. Don’t let those views drop, you think Tim’s gonna stick around for the fun of it? Keep this man rich for the love of god.
Exactly! If anyone deserves to maintain an absurdly wealthy lifestyle while mocking us all it's the big guy. Tim's peak civilization - let him cruise around Beverly Hills in his Bentley.
I’ve had a handful of corporate gigs, but the most fun had to be credit card application processing for a large regional bank in Ohio. There was a group of about 6 of us, barely any supervision. We’d order lunch together all the time, cig breaks, everybody had nicknames, and basically knew each other’s life stories. Age range from like 24 to 55. We’d get shit done, but pretty much spend the whole day cracking each other up. Then we all got laid off…..developers automated our jobs.
What's even funnier is the one the Whitehouse put out.... The Thanksgiving guide for what to say when a maga extremist family member ask you about the economy 🤣😂🤣😂
God Bless Timorous this holiday season and his 25k glasses, his modest 1k hat and 5k hoodie. Only the finest for the GREATEST Podcast/ Comedian of 2023
Love you, Tim. Your ability to rant on pertinent social topics from every which angle, with that twinge of sarcasm that would be undetectable from a non-fan, is unmatched. Can’t wait to see you in DC in January. I’m introducing some friends of mine to you at that show, without any introduction. I know they will love you too. ❤
I couldn’t wait for someone to start shit with me over the Middle East at thanksgiving 😁 I even found a gap in conversation to drop a flat earth debate.💪🏽🇵🇸🌎😂
19th and 20th century philosophers: alienation is crushing us all so we must overthrow the systems and classes that subjugate us. Tim: I wish I worked for a insurance company in Ohio
So I work in a shop that makes the padding for gym equipment, everyone is paid reasonably well, no drama we go to work we celebrate the holidays, golf trip, Red Sox trip. Hibachi for thanksgiving. Some of us I’m sure take happiness in the simplicity and the ability to feed a family. THESE ARE THE MOMENT WE LIVE FOR! Wouldn’t Change it.
As the guy that worked last 3 years from home in Poland (single). My manager requested to by 1-2 days in the office and i love it (like my co-workers). Spending last years alone wasn't healthy decision from my point...
I’m so glad Tim did this Thanksgiving bit. This was my old man Facebook rant. All media had a how to act at thanksgiving dinner. Not one said, just STFU and eat. Well done Tim. 😂👍🏻👍🏻
I'd be interested to see Tim handle an insurance claim where some ladies husband just blasted himself in their new $80k truck after losing his job and tell her the claim isn't covered because it was intentional.
That corporate rant was incredible. Tongue in cheek, but some fundamental truths there.
The bit about online hustler culture is spot on.
That's our President!
Tongue in cheek?
I’ve listened to this ep so many damn times and I just lose it here. Fond fond memories of call centers selling cheap long distance 30 years ago, making $900 a week in 1994 money. Salad days!
I'm thankful Tim can pre-tape shows for us, while continuing his ironman triathlon training for himself.
we wish him well
lying on a bed of nails to podcast was too aggrandizing for the Tim so he had a burly wooded desk constructed to obscure the even more painfuller chair of nails.
wow, is that what people like to ear when too cool for a fat joke but still in disgust ... shiz
i work in an office in ohio, and i'm currently eating subway while bitching that we're out of coffee. and as i'm doing so, tim is yelling in my ear that this exact situation is the dream, and that i've made it. thank u, tim.
Who makes the coffee? We had a Keurig and each kcup came out of pocket.
@@AverageBrethren Don't use coffee cups, they have a ton of chemicals in them and are really bad for you! Just put coffee grounds in the insert thing instead.
@@AverageBrethren we get them for free. I must really be living the Ohioan dream he speaks of. 😎
@@Life_of_Matthew wait what
Happy Thanksgiving to the natives. We wish them well.
*When my family asks me how my life's going, I will show them this comment.*
If you were born here you are a native of America. Therefore a native American.
@@BettyWhite2171you’re not the real Betty white
The dumbing down is real with you the elites and politicians love people like you easy to control
😂😂😂
I'm digitally native.
it’s not thanksgiving anymore but tim continues to feed us well. thanks, dad.
Lets keep the likes at 69
Pops works hard for us agoraphobes that need xanax(plural) to go out.
Ha
I call him Daddy fella’s
Are you feeding your children fast food on youtube?
I just started my first soulless corporate job earlier this year and Tim's rant really made me appreciate it more
This is literally the best your life could ever be. Be grateful cause you’re not going to like the other option.
Whats the other option ? I work my 100 % remote IT job. Would never want to go back to an office ! :)@@reidsimonson
yeap... another slave in the corporate plantation, I just sing Song of the South and try to stay happy
Good luck with the alcoholism. It's not so bad.
“My greatest regret in life is not selling insurance in Ohio”. Gold 😂
this is a standout ep. every rant is a hit single, I kept checking the timestamp thinking it was about to end and it kept not ending
This episode had me laughing until I realized Tim was talking about my life. Then I laughed harder
Life being a comedy: Realized
Imagine if Tim is your only source of whats happening
You listen to other sources? Sad!
I don't have to imagine.
Literally me
We can dream
I would be 270% happier.
Tim Dillon is the most revolutionary thinker of the century
The nostalgia of honest middle class melancholy was perfectly encapsulated in this ep.
Mad Maniacal
Absolutely
A life of quiet desperation - beautiful nonetheless
You really it understand him.
tims rant gives me courage to show up for my office job monday morning post 4 day weekend thanks tim i cant wait to talk shit
I appreciate Tim's refusal to pretend that our civilization is sustainable.
@@SUPERPOWERCHINA_ I've eaten dog in China and South Korea. Can't vouch for the condition of my organs though.
bruh wtf
@@SUPERPOWERCHINA_I love that I can’t tell if this is propaganda or satire
@@LordFindecano "chyna" 😂
Civilization isnt sustainable. The older i get, the more i realize it was a giant mistake. We're just egomaniacal dumb monkeys, with technological superpowers. We should be eating bananas and throwing faeces while grinning like the dumbasses we are.... Not organizing life on earth! Thats waaaay above our paygrade.
tim is the only mental health expert that exists. cant wait to buy car insurance from him
Don't forget to take ur ridge wallet along so u can pay!
We want the book!!!
No more guests unless it’s Alex jones
You’re funny and interesting enough
A new classic episode. Tim is a modern day seer of our troubled times. I wish him well.
Can't help but feel sorry for Tim, hope he gets his dream office job with Geico somehow
Uncle Tim gets me through my shift at Lowe's... ❤😂
Never going to see the teenage driver coming.
@@OnPointFirearms😂😂😂
Dude I miss my Home Depot and tractor supply jobs more than all other jobs I’ve had. I made more money at other gigs but FUCK I just loved the freedom to dick around and if there was a back room… looorrrddd have mercy that was my dominion. Getting promoted to closing manager within like 4 months and then going nowhere for over a year… BEST FUCKING JOBS IVE HAD 😥
I could work my whole life and not be able to afford those Sunglasses. 🕶️ Well done Tim.
Sell you kidney and you can afford it. 😂
@@houseofhas9355why 😮sell your kidney😮 when you can sell your enemies!?
I think 1 ball is 80,000 intact
@@lukesmith9358 Tried selling a ball on craigslist back in the day. They removed my post.
@@lukesmith9358 Rupees
*fine print
Tim’s corporate rant here was like watching Kobe dominate in his prime.
All jokes aside….Tim Dillion is actually making a good point. Our society is littered with everyone trying to be the one. Instead of just enjoying the simplicity of their corporate job, three bedroom house and mid level sedan
More than that everything is recorded and analyzed real time. Every minute/second market wise has to be a 'home run'. The result in cringe worthy promotion of Chinese handicap kids.
I think he is highly intelligent. This whole rant has me dead. :)
I LOVE my 9-5. I get to WFH mondays and fridays. I get a constant great paycheck and no one really bugs me at work besides on Teams/Outlook which allows me 30 mins to read the message, digest, get over it and respond professionally. I get to listen to music, youtube and podcasts while I work. Don’t have to get physically tired or be in the elements outside. My bosses pass-on tickets to Broadway, baseball games, football games to us. Its great. We even have a gym at the office which allows us 45 mins a day to workout if we want to (with showers also). Love it
@@RandomRabbit007 Damn, you have it good. We wish you well.
The illusion of millions thinking they’re going to be an influencer on social media.
Glad to see Timothy recovered from the events of Eli Roth's Thanksgiving
My favorite seasonal-hire security guard
I left the theatre after he died
I didn't need to see anything else I was full
Tim threatening to put the fire hose on Black Friday shopping was very funny
Ive never felt so seen than in this episode. Thank you for the sermon Tim we needed it.
Tim’s rant about office culture was so on point. Soooo many people don’t really have any real friends and need office culture to fulfill them. If you actually have real friends you regularly see though, working from home is the way to go
Remember all those early comments “protect this man at all costs”. Don’t let those views drop, you think Tim’s gonna stick around for the fun of it? Keep this man rich for the love of god.
Exactly! If anyone deserves to maintain an absurdly wealthy lifestyle while mocking us all it's the big guy. Tim's peak civilization - let him cruise around Beverly Hills in his Bentley.
I’ve had a handful of corporate gigs, but the most fun had to be credit card application processing for a large regional bank in Ohio.
There was a group of about 6 of us, barely any supervision. We’d order lunch together all the time, cig breaks, everybody had nicknames, and basically knew each other’s life stories. Age range from like 24 to 55. We’d get shit done, but pretty much spend the whole day cracking each other up.
Then we all got laid off…..developers automated our jobs.
Uncle Tim bringing us great holiday content while trying to hide the fact he's taken some fentanyl.
"I'm sick!"
it’s just *high energy* bro
Yea, was listening to this while walking my dog. Dude sounds like he took at least bar.
@@FinkyStingers-fr2jq
Yoga
This was a tremendous episode. The rants were ideal and frankly, needed to be said.
I agree.
+1
I love how Tim is fawning/yearning for the American Dream.. hand in hand watching its death march into the sunset little piggies.. happy holidays
Love it 👍
This episode is hitting too close to home… As an accountant who lives in Ohio 😅
I think working from home is great. It gives some people time to enjoy 100% of their own personalities.
this ep is goated. "I am in Hamas" 😭
What's even funnier is the one the Whitehouse put out.... The Thanksgiving guide for what to say when a maga extremist family member ask you about the economy 🤣😂🤣😂
How much food needs to be withheld from Tim before he starts doing the oompa loompa dance for us? Deb from the office knows the answer.
Unsubscribe and we will find out
@@Chris-ro7mn lol
All of it
🩰
It’s nice to see Tim, wearing his $8 million dollar sunglasses.
This shit is the only thing keeping me going at this point.
You can't get these ideas anywhere else folks. Consume them. Drink deep.
The whole corporate bit I can take again and again, it's so real
yes, yes, yes. Almost makes me want to want enjoy my job
God Bless Timorous this holiday season and his 25k glasses, his modest 1k hat and 5k hoodie. Only the finest for the GREATEST Podcast/ Comedian of 2023
what you want him to do ? dress like a ..like a,🤢🤢🤢🤮poor perso 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮n ??
Shane Gillis would never wear those ghey sunglasses
I love how Tim uploads his Thanksgiving episode 3 days after Thanksgiving. Could have really used those dinner tips earlier, Tim.
'America to me....., means driving to a Native American Reservation......, and thanking them for the land they kindly donated'
It was conquered or bought, in accordance with their customs
non consensual charity
They’re the real heroes. Thank a native this thanksgiving.
Tim wishes us folk that have to work real jobs until we are 90 well.
Love you, Tim. Your ability to rant on pertinent social topics from every which angle, with that twinge of sarcasm that would be undetectable from a non-fan, is unmatched. Can’t wait to see you in DC in January. I’m introducing some friends of mine to you at that show, without any introduction. I know they will love you too. ❤
Happy thanksgiving to you and your team . Your rants are unmatched.
The Noah Tishby bit never gets old 😂😂😂
The Episode we All needed. Thank you Tim 🙌
Sitting here in my cube on this beautiful Monday morning enjoying Tim’s beautiful sermon on the office and corporate culture. Thanks so much.
Love you tim dillon. You got to me this episode, going through some shit I needed to hear this.
who had "Tim experiences nostalgia for his bad office jobs" on their bingo card
This is without a doubt a Top 5 Episode.
As a girl who works for an insurance company in Cleveland I feel like you’re speaking straight to me Tim
Tim is wearing solar panel sunglasses in accordance with California's environmental regulations
I'll never stop watching Tim
I couldn’t wait for someone to start shit with me over the Middle East at thanksgiving 😁 I even found a gap in conversation to drop a flat earth debate.💪🏽🇵🇸🌎😂
I am truly thankful for Tim, family wishes him well (golf swing)
🏌️♂️
“Now watch this drive”
@@kylietaylor396 lol very good
🏌️♂️
Oh God we’re back to hats and glasses. Why don’t you just put up a cardboard cut out of yourself and do the show from the tub!? 😂
You can tell its pre-recorded because its on time.
Thanks Tim, this one is part of my top ten
The pep talk I didn't know I needed.
Tim just narrarated my entire life. 😂😂😂
We wish you well
We wish you well
19th and 20th century philosophers: alienation is crushing us all so we must overthrow the systems and classes that subjugate us.
Tim: I wish I worked for a insurance company in Ohio
So I work in a shop that makes the padding for gym equipment, everyone is paid reasonably well, no drama we go to work we celebrate the holidays, golf trip, Red Sox trip. Hibachi for thanksgiving. Some of us I’m sure take happiness in the simplicity and the ability to feed a family. THESE ARE THE MOMENT WE LIVE FOR! Wouldn’t Change it.
Bless you TD ❤
This was one hour and 20 minutes of support group therapy.. Thank you Tim Dillon..
I can’t believe Tim and D’amailios are finally collaborating!!!
This was a banger Ep, Timmy
The description of the sandwiches - too spot on.
Tim identifies as better than you. Treat him accordingly
Govern yourself accordingly
Tim have Noa back on, but with Princess Diana Bear as the interviewer!!
Like every good pastor, Tim drives a Bentley. Preach sir!
Love you Tim!
Timbo's visceral disgust at the 2 cute little Japanese girls is such a mood 😂
I am thankful for Tim Dillon, he's talented and very entertaining
Glad Timmy has started hiring the propaganda botz.
I am a robot beep boop borp
Love you Tim, awesome episode! 🎈 🥂
YOURE AWESOME WELL DONE
As the guy that worked last 3 years from home in Poland (single). My manager requested to by 1-2 days in the office and i love it (like my co-workers). Spending last years alone wasn't healthy decision from my point...
Cheers Tim
Tim Dillon sounding legit prophetic at the end...one of the greatest minds of our time.
Love you Tim thanks for another one
I'm literally getting worse with asthma because of this genius.
I’m so glad Tim did this Thanksgiving bit. This was my old man Facebook rant. All media had a how to act at thanksgiving dinner. Not one said, just STFU and eat. Well done Tim. 😂👍🏻👍🏻
Media has no business telling people what to do. They are all activist and all need to be canceled.
@@reidsimonsonthat sounds suspiciously like what an activist would say
the idea of interdimensional DMT aliens screaming "get a job!"
My new favorite episode from Timmy. Laughed the whole time, thanks Pig.
Tim down deep wants an office job with Noah Tishby as his boss.We wish him well.
Our favourite uncle Tim speaking facts per usual xx
Love this dude.
Saw Tim's movie Thursday. So good! He's great. 🦃❤️
I'd be interested to see Tim handle an insurance claim where some ladies husband just blasted himself in their new $80k truck after losing his job and tell her the claim isn't covered because it was intentional.
Super dark. Painfully accurate. That shit is why America is the greatest and why the Taliban refuse to give us dap
you could go full rogan and just open the floor to the CIA 3 times a week
I am thankful for Tom Diller. Love this man !
Hey Tim first time caller long time listener great episode dude!
Tim!!! Ha! It was a real tasty treat to catch you on Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving!! You were great!!! 🪓🪓🪓
It's an American holiday!!!
Working on insurance claims while listening to this episode. Living a blessed life.
Petition to replace the book of Timothy in the Bible to just be a bunch of Tim Dillon’s most accurate rants about the fall of the empire.
Yes mateeee the real reason I look forward to on the weekend
People work from home, because nobody can tolerate the decay of society anymore
Kump/Dillon 2024
This rant was very profound
Always an honour thanks sweetie
I met my wife at the office😊 I would be 300 pounds at home single if I never had to drag myself into a office