AMY POND JOINED A CULT (Doctor Who's Broke Canon)

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  • @fyraltari1889
    @fyraltari1889 2 роки тому +48

    The Doctor: *Is friend with Stalin*
    Sam: The Doctor is a Trostkyiste!
    Trotsky: *glancing at the fire-axe embedded in his skull by Stalin's men* I have my doubts.

  • @lazymarmot1542
    @lazymarmot1542 2 роки тому +50

    that missy impression was really great. I almost thought michelle gomez had signed up for cameo requests or something

    • @darthgallifrey3588
      @darthgallifrey3588 2 роки тому +5

      Or that it was clips from an audiobook.

    • @daiyahigashikata
      @daiyahigashikata 2 роки тому +2

      @@darthgallifrey3588 i don't think this one got an audiobook? i can't find one

    • @darthgallifrey3588
      @darthgallifrey3588 2 роки тому +1

      @@daiyahigashikata Probably not. I was just saying that I thought it was from an audiobook before learning it was a really good impression.

  • @An_Awful_Jack
    @An_Awful_Jack 2 роки тому +20

    I think my brain is leaking most of its grey matter following that Faction Paradox segment

    • @TheGreyArchive
      @TheGreyArchive 2 роки тому +2

      I'm so glad that you've born witness.

  • @robbycooper6787
    @robbycooper6787 9 місяців тому +2

    8:16 this sounds like something that a version of rick Sanchez that got way to in to time travel would do, like he’d just get board and start texting random people from history

  • @tokublwhovian
    @tokublwhovian 2 роки тому +36

    We need a episode where the Doctor and the Master switch bodies, but the viewers don’t know they’ve been switched till the end

    • @jellybabiesarecool4657
      @jellybabiesarecool4657 2 роки тому +7

      There's an audio where that happens and it works well

    • @tokublwhovian
      @tokublwhovian 2 роки тому

      @@jellybabiesarecool4657 Thanks for the suggestion but I don’t listen to and read expanded media

    • @alexbruckshaw1448
      @alexbruckshaw1448 2 роки тому

      @@jellybabiesarecool4657 the switching reveals from the very beginning.

    • @jellybabiesarecool4657
      @jellybabiesarecool4657 2 роки тому +5

      @@alexbruckshaw1448 Are we thinking of the same thing? Because I'm thinking of a box set where it's revealed after episode 2 or 3. Spoilers for that box set:
      The War Master Hearts of Darkness

    • @group2gaming
      @group2gaming 8 місяців тому +2

      What about a multi doctor story where the past doctor is actually a new regeneration of the master

  • @thevacuumofcomments2946
    @thevacuumofcomments2946 2 роки тому +65

    I loved Girl Power not just because it was hilarious, but it was close to how I think Master as an anti-hero could work. Someone with similar goals to the Doctor who cares less about the means but is also less of a hypocrite

    • @SamyulDavis
      @SamyulDavis  2 роки тому +24

      No joke, it's the purest example of these two out smarting one another I've seen, heard or read. They come across as equals in a way that totally reconvinces you of their long relationship. The Doctor's subterfuge and Missy's making a big statement via a fake plan is so on-point. Rayner is brilliant.

  • @themetaphysicalgentleman
    @themetaphysicalgentleman 2 роки тому +13

    According to the Faction Paradox novel This Town Will Never Let Us Go, George Orwell actually appeared on the Muppet Show where he did some 1984 and Animal Farm parody skits. So there's that Orwell connection, too.

  • @adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749
    @adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749 2 роки тому +11

    If I could go back in time and guess who was in the vault I would obviously go with Kevin the minion

  • @shialtin
    @shialtin 2 роки тому +29

    Quality, thought-provoking content as always,
    Do have to add that I loved Missy, I love The Missy Chronicles, and would like you to extend especial kudos to Alia E. Torres for her on-point Missy voice xx

  • @robbycooper6787
    @robbycooper6787 9 місяців тому +2

    12:03 I’ve seen weirder, if the master enjoys being in jail then the dragonets of destiny enjoy being taken to jail but want to escape once they’re in jail, I think, they’re like the worst written protagonists ever made because they’re only going to care to do something about your evil plan if you try to physically attack them, and they’ll avoid getting involved after that or they’ll just kill you instantly, it’s really not consistent.

  • @alicethetransdalek7333
    @alicethetransdalek7333 2 роки тому +19

    I especially hate how it's my favourite doctor supporting a real life dictator

    • @tenacious3911
      @tenacious3911 2 роки тому +4

      The Doctor has a..... flexible.... relationship with real world war criminals.

    • @josephchambers2000
      @josephchambers2000 2 роки тому +1

      And that’s why I prefer Tom Baker.

    • @zoewells3160
      @zoewells3160 Рік тому +1

      Churchill was worse tho

    • @paddypowerhughes
      @paddypowerhughes 8 місяців тому

      @@zoewells3160than Stalin?

    • @zoewells3160
      @zoewells3160 8 місяців тому

      @@paddypowerhughes yes

  • @OsrinExE
    @OsrinExE 2 роки тому +22

    Should have talked about Cousin Anastasia. She started a communist revolution within the faction that failed after she was betrayed by her ex-girlfriend. She was then sentenced to a "three-fold death" by the faction.

  • @stanley5745
    @stanley5745 2 роки тому +1

    There are SEVERAL moments here where I was ready for you to say "nah, I made that one up", even though I should know better by now

  • @LegoTardisArchives
    @LegoTardisArchives Місяць тому

    An Ice Warrior called Gustav is the funniest shtit. I can’t get the picture of a very german sounding ice warrior out of my head

  • @chibacityblues2003
    @chibacityblues2003 2 роки тому +9

    I’m officially a faction paradox member now!!!!… God they’re really letting anyone in nowadays…

  • @alanrobinson563
    @alanrobinson563 2 роки тому +24

    There are so many revolutionaries who the doctor could have understandably sympathized with, why would you go to Stalin of all people

    • @fyraltari1889
      @fyraltari1889 2 роки тому +4

      Meanwhile the Third Doctor is friend with Mao Zedong!

    • @tenacious3911
      @tenacious3911 2 роки тому +4

      @@fyraltari1889 And the alternate Third Doctor WAS a dictator.

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 2 роки тому

      Imagine the doctor and Sankara

    • @tenacious3911
      @tenacious3911 2 роки тому +1

      @@saoirsedeltufo7436 That could make for an interesting pure historical.

  • @tenacious3911
    @tenacious3911 2 роки тому +8

    Maybe Seven's comment to Stalin indicates the Inferno Earth Doctor and The Emperor aren't that much out of character for the Doctor.

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Рік тому

      I mean technically due to the nature of the inferno earth And that version of the doctor landing in the twenties, it means it was a fascist sixties that The first doctor landed in Ready to be shaped

  • @jeckjeck3119
    @jeckjeck3119 2 роки тому +10

    I love broke canon.

  • @potago6695
    @potago6695 2 роки тому +27

    Sometimes, just sometimes, it seems like the BBC needs a better vetting process in terms of writers for Doctor Who

  • @solpintorizvi249
    @solpintorizvi249 2 роки тому +5

    Faction paradox is the thanos of broke canon

  • @menwithven2862
    @menwithven2862 2 роки тому +4

    Oh sam your about to feel the wrath of a million politically unhealthy Tankies.

  • @shortangel333
    @shortangel333 2 роки тому +5

    Steven Moffat trying to say Doctor Who doesn't belong in WWII when theres many books and audios set in WWII will never not be funny to me.

    • @shortangel333
      @shortangel333 2 роки тому +4

      Also Missy being like Hienz Doofensmirtz and not being good at being good is.... tragically hilarious.

  • @williamtruckle
    @williamtruckle 2 роки тому +11

    I sometimes feel like you’d be able to make any type of outlandish claim and facet will find a way to make it canon. For example: The Mox of Balhoon is a war criminal who has murdered several million children.

  • @CyberSpider35
    @CyberSpider35 3 місяці тому

    I honestly don't think all these Missy's gal pals would get along so well.

  • @FinlayJM
    @FinlayJM 2 роки тому +6

    wait until he finds out about the faction paradox porn game

  • @caberknight9013
    @caberknight9013 2 роки тому +3

    Dude fucking imagine if someone made a story where Hitler asks the Doctor that same question and he goes “while some may vilify you, they will ultimately see where you’re coming from and finish your work” like holy crap the BBC would never hear the end of it

    • @zoewells3160
      @zoewells3160 Рік тому +2

      I'm not even a Stalinist but Stalin is not equivalent to Hitler.

  • @bookswithike3256
    @bookswithike3256 2 роки тому +4

    I want to read the Faction Paradox, but I am held back by the fact that I have absolutely no idea where to start.

    • @najawin8348
      @najawin8348 Рік тому

      Oh, hey, reading old comments. I write summaries for the wiki for Faction Paradox, what type of novels/short stories do you usually like? There's urban horror, wuxia, a roman military novel, a murder mystery in heaven, even a smut novel.

    • @idog540
      @idog540 4 місяці тому

      If you can somehow get ahold of The Book of the War (or if you just don't mind using Internet Archive), that's probably your best chance at finding a good place to start.

  • @marxismleninismkanyeism6440
    @marxismleninismkanyeism6440 2 роки тому +2

    yoooooo hatcher is fucking based!

  • @rennythespaceguy7285
    @rennythespaceguy7285 2 роки тому +2

    Damn, 7 is a Tankie

  • @jaschul
    @jaschul 2 роки тому +8

    Sam, I don't get why you called the 7th Doctor a "Trotskyite." Trotskyists hate Stalin, by definition. What the 7th Doctor said (in a novel? Short story?) marks him as a _Stalinist._

  • @AT-fi6gx
    @AT-fi6gx 10 місяців тому +1

    Doubt you'll see this but what is the organ music you're playing over the faction paradox segment?

  • @thevacuumofcomments2946
    @thevacuumofcomments2946 2 роки тому +9

    Sam... you didn't mention to the rest of us that Stalin would be doing a voiceover for this vid as well.

  • @mcsmileycorp
    @mcsmileycorp 2 роки тому +3

    If 1984 is an alternate history in the whoniverse, are all of Orwell's novels? Is there a universe out there where animal farm happened?

  • @moonkeele
    @moonkeele 2 роки тому +3

    Er, you do know about the thing between Stalin and Trotsky, right?

    • @SamyulDavis
      @SamyulDavis  2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, had a few comments on this. The joke is "how can he be a stalinist, when he's so obviously a trotsky man!?" but I flubbed the line read by the sound of it

  • @CyberSpider35
    @CyberSpider35 3 місяці тому

    If 7th aprove of the Stalin - I'm not sure he would necceraly fix 1984 timeline.

  • @HashbrownMashup
    @HashbrownMashup 2 роки тому

    Oh no DAVIS got trapped in reality again.

  • @theoncomingstorm7903
    @theoncomingstorm7903 2 роки тому +2

    God I love Faction Paradox
    And yeah, if you think Amy's OOC you clearly haven't seen what they did to Fitz in Interference to make him Father Kreiner. Because he was arguably more committed to the Doctor than Amy was as a companion.
    Also read the EDAs I'm half way through and there's some great stuff in here.
    Also I dare you to look at the history of the Master's First TARDIS/Lolita, it's a mess.
    - Stolen from Gallifrey
    - Broken by the Third Doctor in the UNIT stories
    - Stolen by Susan in the EDAs
    - Somehow recovered by a future Master who experimented on it
    - Locked in Shada
    - Recovered by Alice Obiefune
    - Taken into the Last Great Time War
    - Forcibly regresses the War Child Master back into the Jacobi incarnation
    - Brought back to Gallifrey during an earlier point of its history by the War King and experimented on
    - Became the Type-101 Lolita
    - Founded her own Gallifreyan House
    - Became involved in the War in Heaven
    - Devoured the Eleven Day Empire
    - Became Queen of the UK
    - Became President of the US
    - Resurrected the Osirian Horus and fought Sutekh
    - Killed the War King and became War Queen of the Nine Gallifreys
    - Finally killed by Horus

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Рік тому +1

      She's also the sister of the doctor's tardus and they're both Is part eldrich horror as well right

    • @theoncomingstorm7903
      @theoncomingstorm7903 Рік тому

      Yeah, that too. Lolita is part Vampire (So is the Doctor according to 'The Child That Was Taken')@@plantainsame2049

  • @joniejoon2
    @joniejoon2 2 роки тому +3

    Did the title change? I'm pretty sure it was about Missy before.

  • @jellybabiesarecool4657
    @jellybabiesarecool4657 2 роки тому +2

    Have you made a video on the council of Hitlers with a bunch of Hitlers from different universes yet?

  • @creed8712
    @creed8712 2 роки тому +1

    I guess you could say The doctor predicted the war with Ukraine with the whole “they will continue your work” bit with Stalin

  • @craytherlaygaming2852
    @craytherlaygaming2852 2 роки тому +2

    8:40
    lets just accept the fact that the Doctor has *probably* met them all at some point and left a phone for them
    13:33
    Sooo Spiderman is in doctor who? whats the Kingpin doing in stormcage... this over the Spiderversr incident where he pulled anime into his universe?

  • @Hefferr
    @Hefferr 2 роки тому +2

    11:37 I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This CHICANERY? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him!

  • @amanekabbaj
    @amanekabbaj 2 роки тому

    River also loves prison!

  • @vincentwhitehead
    @vincentwhitehead 6 місяців тому

    That first fact has become unfortunately true in the day and age..7 predicted the Russo Ukrainian war.. also the fact that you actually got missy’s actress to join in on this video is awesome

  • @DanisThoughts
    @DanisThoughts 2 роки тому +1

    Shuncucker should be Micky Smith lolq

  • @drewstevens2532
    @drewstevens2532 2 роки тому +1

    13:33 is that meant to be marvel’s kingpin

  • @doctor49152
    @doctor49152 2 роки тому +2

    Did you ever notice that Minions and Jawas sound EXACTLY the same?!?! Think about it.. once you hear it you can't unhear it. Now my curse is your curse too. Pass it on.

  • @jellybabiesarecool4657
    @jellybabiesarecool4657 2 роки тому +1

    Wasn't Mary Shelley also a Faction Paradox member?

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Рік тому

      Depending on the day doctor who is a member of faction paradox, I think that's kind of their whole deal

  • @george49632
    @george49632 2 роки тому +1

    You mean Stalinist. Trots hate Stalin but share much of their underlying ideology (a belief in party vanguardism). Not something that a communists necessarily believe in. Orwell was both a supporter of revolution and anti-tankie. Not many people know this but he tried to make the home guard into a revolutionary army based off those he saw in the Spanish civil war.

  • @TheSegaStoner
    @TheSegaStoner 2 роки тому +3

    You're just scratching the surface of Faction Paradox. There's Grandfather Paradox (The Doctor), Granddaughter Time, Lucifer. It's a crazy acid trip of a series.

    • @nbumbernickel
      @nbumbernickel 2 роки тому

      Grandfather Paradox isn't the Doctor, mate.

    • @theoncomingstorm7903
      @theoncomingstorm7903 2 роки тому

      @@nbumbernickel Grandfather Paradox both is and isn't the Doctor. Depending on what you consider the potentially false Grandfather in the Ancestor Cell to be

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Рік тому +1

      ​@@theoncomingstorm7903Yeah That makes sense when you realize he's called grandfather paradox
      Don't expect logic from the illogical

  • @revdrjon
    @revdrjon 2 роки тому

    (👍🏻) for Alia Torres' Awesome!

    • @revdrjon
      @revdrjon 2 роки тому +1

      Of course, even if Alia hadn't, you'd have gotten a (👍🏻) for finally doing a decent Faction Paradox. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @majodkajavs6977
    @majodkajavs6977 2 роки тому

    There was a story at the end so bad I dropped the book. There were a few good ones at the start tho

  • @robbycooper6787
    @robbycooper6787 9 місяців тому +1

    15:03 what is faction paradox

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 9 місяців тому +1

      Complicated but I think it's some type of time cult

    • @robbycooper6787
      @robbycooper6787 9 місяців тому

      @@plantainsame2049 I mean the series not the fictional time cult that does who knows what

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 9 місяців тому

      @@robbycooper6787 I think it's books honestly I have no clue

  • @tarponpet
    @tarponpet 2 роки тому

    Funny, I just made a master tribute thingie.

  • @Dale_The_Space_Wizard
    @Dale_The_Space_Wizard 8 місяців тому

    Circe was the daughter of the sun-god Helios and a Oceonid. Therefore she wouldn't of been human, so why would she remotely be interested in a human femminist whatsapp group?

  • @saoirsedeltufo7436
    @saoirsedeltufo7436 2 роки тому

    Look, I get what you were going for, but if there's one person that Trots don't like it's Stalin... ya might want to google what he did to their favourite Russian
    Stalinist or tankie might be more accurate than Trotskyite!

  • @stewartmair3995
    @stewartmair3995 2 роки тому

    Can you imagine if the doctor said the same thing about hitler

  • @MrGeorgFTW
    @MrGeorgFTW 2 роки тому +3

    The Faction and the Division have a lot of similarities don't they 🤔

    • @wyrdvora
      @wyrdvora Рік тому

      No? The Division is for Gallifrey, the Faction are very very anti Gallifrey

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Рік тому

      ​@@wyrdvoraImagine them fighting Throw in the cia And i'm also a pretty sure that each version has their own doctor who

  • @thepoetoffall7820
    @thepoetoffall7820 25 днів тому

    Ok… but why do they need to play coy about historical figures that never appeared in Dr. Who?

  • @CyberSpider35
    @CyberSpider35 3 місяці тому

    Yeah, they do continue "his work" all wright. Living in Russia now almost as disurbing as it was during The Stalin's era. Screw this Hatcher fellow for trying to turning my favorite Doctor into a Stalin apologist. But I don't consider Seventh Stalinist to be a canon.

  • @gsam2021
    @gsam2021 2 роки тому +1

    Ash Sarkar 😅

  • @plantainsame2049
    @plantainsame2049 9 місяців тому

    Stalin was also a horrible person. Most historical figures are you don't become famous by being nice
    The doctor should not associate with any of them

  • @Void-or4cs
    @Void-or4cs Рік тому +3

    If Churchill, the man who stated that the “reds, blacks and yellow deserved their plight as it was the hand of a superior race [whites/English speakers],” the same man who killed 3 million Indians, with the opinion of “they [indians] are a beastly creature, with a beastly religion, the famine was their own fault for breeding like rabbits” is allowed a favourable appearance and friendship, Stalin is far more deserving then him. Stalin actually defeated hitler, he supported liberation movements against the ilk of Churchill, yet is the one guy the doctor can’t be friends with? 7 is right. If anyone was a dictator, then it was Churchill, the man who said “I did not become the king’s first minister (very democratic) in order to preside over the liquidation of the British empire” is far worse then Stalin, maintaining the crown of brutality, made up of the bones of the Irish, one with its jewel lodged in with the blood of Indians and cloak sewn with the sinew of Africans and North American indigenous, stained with the blood of Malaysian and Australia’s indigenous population is far worse then what ever harrowing claims one can make against Stalin.

  • @shwenty1734
    @shwenty1734 2 роки тому +7

    People who say missy had a character are weird. Where was this arc? We never saw it on screen, not really.

  • @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502
    @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502 Рік тому +2

    Damn, even more reason 7 is the best doctor

  • @Musydid911
    @Musydid911 2 роки тому

    Why does Missy have a thick Scottish accent?

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Рік тому

      Why Did the doctor at the time

    • @Musydid911
      @Musydid911 Рік тому

      @@plantainsame2049 because the actor was Scottish?

  • @meatrace
    @meatrace Рік тому

    Stalin is one of the 20th Century's greatest heroes, wtf are you on about?

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Рік тому +1

      Calling any world leader of any time a hero should be a fucking crime
      Not a single one of them has been worth their damn salt

  • @srhvideo
    @srhvideo 2 роки тому +1

    As a fan of Stalin to some degree at least the Doctor wouldn't be a Trot, you could have said something like, 'who'd have thought it, 7 was a tankie'

    • @tenacious3911
      @tenacious3911 2 роки тому

      To be fair you can barely slip a cigarette paper between them. Its basically like the disagreement between the Strasserists and the Hitlerists, they were both Nazis but had ideological differences they got homicidal over.

  • @UpLyinkKralonMP_UAsoviet
    @UpLyinkKralonMP_UAsoviet 2 роки тому

    Hello from Ukraine. Stalin was a good man. He was a leader of a country where people ruled it. The most democratic of the time. I did not know that Doctor Who really told the truth about it.
    Well okay politics aside. Can you do special edition about Russia and Soviet Union in Doctor Who? In new who it was scarsed and strange. Anyway it's interesting to listen what Doctor Who says about Russia and countries which were in USSR. The problem is Western Media paints them super wrong.

  • @legendg219
    @legendg219 2 роки тому +1

    This might sound controversial but the Who canon needs to be reset. Like what Disney did with Legends its needs a group of people who manage the canon so it doesn't get even more out of hand like it is now. A lot of the big finish dramas and non show material needs to be controlled and de-canonised because its a mess.

    • @Charon.1
      @Charon.1 5 місяців тому

      Nah, I like DW as messy as it is. We don't need any more bland, boring, clean-cut Marvel style franchises

    • @legendg219
      @legendg219 5 місяців тому

      @@Charon.1 I'm not saying an MCU like franchise, i mean just cleaning the canon up and taking out the ridicules stories that contradict the main show.

  • @DayOldMeat
    @DayOldMeat 2 роки тому +3

    I mean, if any Doctor was going to think Stalin did nothing wrong, it'd be Seven... I mean, both are very 'ends justify the means' people.
    Also, the Trotskyite in me had a visceral reaction to being associated with Stalin, I'm not a Tank.

    • @SamyulDavis
      @SamyulDavis  2 роки тому +6

      The original line reading was meant to say "How can 7 be a stalinist, when he's so obviously a trotskyite?!"
      But I think I flubbed it somewhat as many other commenters also got confused by it.

    • @DayOldMeat
      @DayOldMeat 2 роки тому

      @@SamyulDavis fair enough 💖

    • @parrot998
      @parrot998 7 місяців тому

      Thing is, Stalin was never genuine about the ends justifying the means... Because he didn't want the ends he claimed... The Reds were not genuine socialists... The government (red flag right there) they set up was not socialist beyond minor things to pay lip service to the concept. The Black's were...
      The Blacks set up a federation of democratic soviets where everyone was free to come in and vote on current issues, and the army made sure everyone under their protection was fed and clothed. They provided the people with the spoils of war against the Whites, and The Reds literally destroyed them for it. They tore down an entirely socialist system of governance because they were scared it would get too popular because the people within the territory were actually being taken care of and ac5ually doing the whole "to each according to their needs, from each according to their ability" thing....
      Lenin nor Stalin nor Trotsky had any genuine desire in creating a society for and by the people. They saw the chance for power and took it. And to this day people take their propaganda and lies at face value... Use it as a weapon to discourage real meaningful change... By pointing at them and going "this is what communism looks like"