We Play True or False: Childbirth Edition

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  • @noxolosikakane8257
    @noxolosikakane8257 5 років тому +5539

    I want a baby...to not come out of my body.
    Relatable.

    • @mirrorgirl3018
      @mirrorgirl3018 5 років тому +16

      My thought exactly.

    • @ronneisemunoz7374
      @ronneisemunoz7374 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @SweetGee321
      @SweetGee321 5 років тому +4

      Lmaoo i said the same thing 😂😂😂

    • @jassmybaby8400
      @jassmybaby8400 5 років тому +5

      Lol you might not care but it’s really not that bad 😂 speaking from experience

    • @Lookatmeshine
      @Lookatmeshine 5 років тому +10

      @@jassmybaby8400 depends on the person.

  • @asiaaaa2743
    @asiaaaa2743 5 років тому +4927

    “damn my girl is wet!”
    “she ain’t wet cause of you 👀”
    that was literally hilarious!

    • @FictionalSimmer
      @FictionalSimmer 5 років тому +201

      And 100% true. People really underestimate how often vaginas are just naturally wet

    • @FictionalSimmer
      @FictionalSimmer 5 років тому +43

      @@ballindollin I never said all women, or even women at all, but okay

    • @FictionalSimmer
      @FictionalSimmer 5 років тому +35

      @@ballindollin Lots of people have vaginas, and not just girls, but again okay
      Also, I'm still not sure what you even meant by your first comment?

    • @FictionalSimmer
      @FictionalSimmer 5 років тому +37

      @@ballindollin Because you randomly came around acting as if what I said was wrong??

    • @mylahscott8752
      @mylahscott8752 5 років тому +12

      *record scratch*

  • @rishibhakhandurie4206
    @rishibhakhandurie4206 5 років тому +5072

    We can say that the body goes through ptsd after childbirth

    • @LadyOfSummer
      @LadyOfSummer 5 років тому +188

      There are women who suffer through longterm PTSD after childbirth!

    • @lanitaadelreyes
      @lanitaadelreyes 5 років тому +28

      I literally read Postpartum because that happens to some
      People

    • @LadyOfSummer
      @LadyOfSummer 5 років тому +61

      @@lanitaadelreyes While a lot of women/people suffer from Postpartum after birth, which can last anywhere for a few weeks up to 3 years in more extreme cases, PTSD in women/people who have had traumatic birth experiences can last much longer, even life-long.
      I hope that more OBGYN offices employ a counselor/therapist in their practices like mine does. I didn't realize until well after that I had postpartum after having my son. My symptoms didn't show up until after my after-birth exam a few weeks after my son was born, and I thought it was just my lifelong anxiety popping back up and that I could handle it on my own. Nope, it was definitely postpartum!
      I see the office counselor bi-weekly or once a month depending on what's going on in my life and I like the fact that she's in my OBGYN office - especially since I'll have to stop taking my anti-depressants when I decide to get pregnant again, and I'll have that additional support in the same place as everything else.

    • @lanitaadelreyes
      @lanitaadelreyes 5 років тому +10

      Mary Super - Thanks for the brief explanation, it’s good that you are getting the help you deserve. I hope you reach your goals of getting better.

    • @LadyOfSummer
      @LadyOfSummer 5 років тому +5

      @@lanitaadelreyes I would word it as finding healthy and reliable coping skills and better managing myself.
      Unfortunately you can't just change how a brain works. Plus thinking differently than most people can be a good thing too!
      I'm always going to have issues, but I can change my outlook and better react! And teach my students and children to do the same!
      Be the positive change you want to see in the world!

  • @mirrorgirl3018
    @mirrorgirl3018 5 років тому +615

    "I want children...not to come out of me"
    Girl same.

  • @katreenaelaine2308
    @katreenaelaine2308 5 років тому +799

    The reason why a woman has contractions after childbirth is because the uterus has to shrink down to its original size. The hormone oxytocin that produces contractions during childbirth is also used after to help the uterus shrink back down

    • @monigonzalez6278
      @monigonzalez6278 5 років тому +9

      Maranda Rosa how do you nurse a uterus? 😰

    • @CabalisticCat
      @CabalisticCat 5 років тому +1

      Moni Gonzalez that’s what I was thinking

    • @monigonzalez6278
      @monigonzalez6278 5 років тому +11

      jojo I reread it it’s if you don’t nurse then your uterus will not shrink down . Makes more sense 😂

    • @fluffypuffunicorn
      @fluffypuffunicorn 5 років тому +18

      Maranda Rosa This isn’t true. It takes longer if you don’t breastfeed but your uterus will still shrink back to it’s normal size eventually.

    • @SweetGee321
      @SweetGee321 5 років тому +8

      Yup! I remember my nurse telling me this after i had given birth, i was like “omfg really “😂😩😩 women are just awesome ❤️

  • @sophiadavenport3959
    @sophiadavenport3959 5 років тому +4663

    I prefer to adopt a child rather than give birth to one.

    • @SL-yt7qq
      @SL-yt7qq 5 років тому +322

      As an adopted child, thank you!

    • @r.ghori_art
      @r.ghori_art 5 років тому +12

      @@SL-yt7qq your adopted?

    • @acestar4829
      @acestar4829 5 років тому +95

      Rija Ghori what that so shocking?

    • @missfang8396
      @missfang8396 5 років тому +66

      Same. If we ever want kids, that's the plan.

    • @katiechambers1319
      @katiechambers1319 5 років тому +16

      I totally agree

  • @hollywilson5439
    @hollywilson5439 5 років тому +2570

    No one:
    No body:
    Literally nobody:
    BuzzFeed caption: [calm music]

    • @Whimswirl
      @Whimswirl 5 років тому +10

      Which is considerate of them, otherwise some viewers would have no idea music was playing.

    • @hollywilson5439
      @hollywilson5439 5 років тому +8

      @@Whimswirl I hope that was sarcasm....

    • @mickeyfam1872
      @mickeyfam1872 5 років тому +1

      I love smoking weed while watching Arthur

    • @carsonpreston6457
      @carsonpreston6457 5 років тому +14

      buzzfeed caption: [calm music]
      deaf people: 😌😌😌😌

    • @maylaniiw
      @maylaniiw 5 років тому

      carson preston you wrong for that 😂

  • @MakiaaaLovesDrakee
    @MakiaaaLovesDrakee 5 років тому +2053

    ''ooh the baby movin around in the tummy'' LMAOOOOO

    • @daniqued16
      @daniqued16 4 роки тому +1

      Makia Moses why does this have no comments

    • @MakiaaaLovesDrakee
      @MakiaaaLovesDrakee 4 роки тому +1

      @@daniqued16 Well you're the first now :)

  • @sum5950
    @sum5950 5 років тому +795

    “Iv never weighed a placenta”
    LMAO😂💀

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 років тому +7

      Missing out.

  • @themckenziegrace
    @themckenziegrace 5 років тому +1312

    I knew it was 10 cm because I just rewatched the episode of FRIENDS when Rachel was giving birth 😂

    • @jollangustafsson1209
      @jollangustafsson1209 5 років тому +18

      Love friends myself but still basic knowledge lol

    • @maitenacelorrio1637
      @maitenacelorrio1637 5 років тому +1

      Me toooo

    • @chaoticcanadiancosplay3171
      @chaoticcanadiancosplay3171 5 років тому +8

      I have seen that episode so many times because I am a friends addict

    • @uthandophumelele
      @uthandophumelele 5 років тому +5

      SAAAAAAAAAME!!! I knew the fact because of how Rachel had to wait for literally everyone else to give birth because she hadn't dilated to 10cm. 😂😂😂

    • @char4571
      @char4571 5 років тому +3

      I watched the office episode when Pam gave birth 😂

  • @samachoooooooo3162
    @samachoooooooo3162 5 років тому +86

    ADOPTION IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING

  • @drtash21
    @drtash21 5 років тому +168

    "Childbirth is a beautiful mess, but in the end you get a bundle of joy..."
    *in daria voice*...Or a lifetime of regret.

  • @eulaliavox
    @eulaliavox 5 років тому +509

    Another link in my "never ever gonna give birth" chain right here.

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon 5 років тому +396

    My mom was in labor with me for 30 hours. When I do something that bothers her, she looks me in the eye and says "30.....hours....."
    (In a joking manner tho, it's really funny)

  • @kylahgabbert127
    @kylahgabbert127 5 років тому +1989

    Newly pregnant me over here now freaking out 😂 lol

    • @Restrictedeightteen
      @Restrictedeightteen 5 років тому +239

      Mama of 2 here, its normal to freak out but also keep in mind your body is literally made for this. And being a woman, you have the strength to push through 😉 also congrats and goodluck 💕

    • @Kwesi-Nimako
      @Kwesi-Nimako 5 років тому +42

      You’ll be fine 😂😂

    • @heathergesner6023
      @heathergesner6023 5 років тому +35

      You’re going to be a great mother

    • @BellaLouisaatje
      @BellaLouisaatje 5 років тому +21

      Yes me too I'm scared

    • @missmodle
      @missmodle 5 років тому +39

      I’m due in October and the closer it gets the more I freak out

  • @yourtrashcan7
    @yourtrashcan7 5 років тому +2072

    This is why I learn more on UA-cam than school

    • @Lilli-yh1dm
      @Lilli-yh1dm 5 років тому +4

      Ash Waz Here true man

    • @melissamencari2030
      @melissamencari2030 5 років тому +1

      Edgy 12 yo be like :

    • @edi7860
      @edi7860 5 років тому +20

      @@connorjohnmark Perhaps. But unfortunately, there many schools that don't have a proper system and curriculum for teaching health. Many schools only cover the basics and stray away from other important details. Maybe that happened. Idk, maybe he/she was joking lol

    • @abcdefg2174
      @abcdefg2174 5 років тому +10

      @@connorjohnmark I agree to an extent but I feel like at least the basics of pregnancy and childbirth should be taught in high school, my school literally didn't even touch the subject

    • @jnntthwlfvalndr3600
      @jnntthwlfvalndr3600 5 років тому +4

      School is pointless...we have everything we need right here

  • @MsAquamonkey
    @MsAquamonkey 5 років тому +273

    Anyone who gives birth (consensually, of course) gets so much credit from me. Children and childbirth isn't for me.

    • @lemongirl3846
      @lemongirl3846 5 років тому +6

      MsAquamonkey same I’ll most likely adopt a child instead!

    • @DaRealHBIC
      @DaRealHBIC 5 років тому +1

      Amen sista!

    • @Ghoulgirloo
      @Ghoulgirloo 5 років тому +1

      Childbirth ain't for me either, that's why I chose a c section second time 😂

    • @dilf_sickhx
      @dilf_sickhx 5 років тому +1

      I'll maybe adopt uwu

    • @sasukefroupie
      @sasukefroupie 5 років тому +28

      can’t really consent to birthing a child. It’s gonna come out whether you want it to
      Or not

  • @Ailumer
    @Ailumer 5 років тому +565

    My mum still has toilet issues because of me and my sister and it's been 19-20 years now. Stuff never got back to normal.

    • @specifikitty
      @specifikitty 5 років тому +66

      :( your poor mom.

    • @TheFlowMind
      @TheFlowMind 5 років тому +14

      Ailumer yep I think she needs physiotherapy

    • @jaclynepp9970
      @jaclynepp9970 5 років тому +11

      She should try calling a plumber

    • @Ailumer
      @Ailumer 5 років тому +4

      @@TheFlowMind nah she's fine, she just cant hold it as well as before. All natural.

    • @Ailumer
      @Ailumer 5 років тому +10

      @@gordythecat No, She's fine. She can live with it, she just can't hold it like she could before me and my sister, it happens with a lot and maybe all mums.

  • @kaelzant4221
    @kaelzant4221 5 років тому +632

    moral of the story....dont give birth. I'm kidding I'm kidding
    low key not

    • @sky-vz3cj
      @sky-vz3cj 5 років тому +24

      The world is overpopulated and so many sweet kids need homes from all over the place. The solution: Adoption and fostering :)

    • @plushtoys1876
      @plushtoys1876 5 років тому +5

      Yea bu t it’s totally worth it because you get to take care of your own child it’s just beautiful

    • @britt1891
      @britt1891 5 років тому +14

      @@plushtoys1876 Most people that adopt and foster see that child as their own.

    • @Tara-id3rk
      @Tara-id3rk 5 років тому +3

      Well I think you’re a dude, so nothing to worry about for you. And as someone who has given birth twice...worth it. And every birth is such a different experience, not all bad!!

    • @kaelzant4221
      @kaelzant4221 5 років тому +4

      Tara 907 hahaha i am but I'm still hoping a girl will someday lose her sanity and marry me so I'll sorry for her. also after this video ... You sound pretty badass. congrats on the two kids!! hope they healthy and happy ^^

  • @veronicacollins253
    @veronicacollins253 5 років тому +48

    "I want the children... Not to come out of me!" You won in my eyes💗 that's literally me

  • @lovimwah9648
    @lovimwah9648 5 років тому +110

    my stomach always starts to hurt when hearing painful pregnancy facts/stories lol

  • @dreamzy_night
    @dreamzy_night 5 років тому +341

    Girl, I never want to deliver a baby after watching this video.😂

    • @karyordonez9664
      @karyordonez9664 5 років тому +1

      Tanit Lopez I had 3 with no medicine. It was actually great

    • @RachelRamirezCaroline
      @RachelRamirezCaroline 5 років тому +4

      Tanit Lopez I’m feeling similar. 😶 Just imagine the people who have kids back-to-back.

    • @sleepybtchx
      @sleepybtchx 5 років тому +7

      @@karyordonez9664 Well that was you. Not everyones gonna think of it as "great".

    • @malsaviourdogz1936
      @malsaviourdogz1936 5 років тому

      😩same

  • @juli-hannah3569
    @juli-hannah3569 5 років тому +16

    Love the man in the plaid. He’s so educated on this subject AND compassionate. ♥️♥️

  • @Moondragon1821
    @Moondragon1821 5 років тому +575

    Jazz was mean to me in a dream last night, so I feel weird about watching this video. Lol.

    • @samanthamorris427
      @samanthamorris427 5 років тому +11

      What did she do

    • @Moondragon1821
      @Moondragon1821 5 років тому +59

      @@samanthamorris427 She was my swim teacher and she embarrassed me in front of all of my friends and other students. I cant remember exactly what she did though.

    • @richardrobson1155
      @richardrobson1155 5 років тому +15

      Are you serious?? 😂

    • @soucriant3035
      @soucriant3035 5 років тому +22

      Moondragon1821 hahahahah the kind of things that I dream when I watch too much UA-cam videos 😂😂

    • @Moondragon1821
      @Moondragon1821 5 років тому +12

      @@soucriant3035 Right?! Way too much youtube.

  • @gurll8784
    @gurll8784 5 років тому +327

    And if anyone ever says "mEn arE sTrongeR tHan woMen", then you know what to show them...

    • @abcdefg2174
      @abcdefg2174 5 років тому +25

      To be fair it depends what they mean by "strong"

    • @nqwochi
      @nqwochi 5 років тому +4

      @@abcdefg2174 I agree

    • @plushtoys1876
      @plushtoys1876 5 років тому +17

      I hate this topic because I get where feminist come from and I totally agree that women are strong and are equal or maybe even stronger but still it depends on the person and what are u gonna do exclude all the men from everything we are EQUAL NO ONE IS STRONGER

    • @gurll8784
      @gurll8784 5 років тому +10

      @@plushtoys1876 yes, I agree that it depends on the person. The reason I said what I said is because this stereotype of men being better and stronger than women still exists.

    • @britt1891
      @britt1891 5 років тому +7

      @@plushtoys1876 The human body can bear up to 45 del units of pain child birth is 57 del units..... 🤷‍♀️

  • @valencia7732
    @valencia7732 5 років тому +65

    Jazz: I would like a child... to not come out of me.
    That one had me.

  • @agkfamily2807
    @agkfamily2807 5 років тому +31

    Women are so underrated lol we go through SOO much bringing life into this world🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @brittanyblankenship5166
    @brittanyblankenship5166 5 років тому +83

    Currently pregnant with my 6th. The 20cm made me LOL.
    Also for those who don’t know much about birth, the vaginal opening DOES NOT dilate; the cervix (the opening at the base of the uterus) does. That’s why it burns and often tears when baby comes out.
    Fun times.

    • @ehlaoy
      @ehlaoy 5 років тому +7

      Brittany Blankenship Congratulations!
      I hope everything goes well during your next childbirth
      Also thanks for explaining! You never learn this kind of stuff in school, at least not in my school..

    • @yuro7585
      @yuro7585 5 років тому +1

      Hope everything goes well for you!

    • @lauraradze9235
      @lauraradze9235 5 років тому +1

      Im pregnant with my 1st 36 weeks and 6 days today , i just can't wait till his out cuz i think the 9 months is more painful then the actual birth cuz I've been in pain physically and mentally since i got pregnant and thats no fun 😪😩 congratulation dont know how you could do this 6 times , i do want an other and then maybe a 3rd but i'll need to be ready for it 😁

    • @P03ticJustice
      @P03ticJustice 5 років тому

      Wrong it tears because you don't know how to push right

    • @DinosaursgoRAWWR143
      @DinosaursgoRAWWR143 5 років тому +2

      P03ticJustice Not always, the Dr’s made sure I was pushing right but I was at a high risk of tearing because of the size of her head and her hand was on her face, plus being my first even at 10cm dilated it wasn’t prepared for that. They ended up cutting me so the healing would be better and the tearing not as severe

  • @deeniemcqueen
    @deeniemcqueen 5 років тому +52

    You should have had someone there to provide education after each question...

  • @PouryaBigonah
    @PouryaBigonah 5 років тому +401

    Imagine if all thing were taught this way, maybe I would learn Algebra

  • @tleigh878787
    @tleigh878787 5 років тому +117

    "Discharge" up to 6 weeks 🙂 you mean what feels like gallons of blood up to and past 6 weeks 🙃

    • @leavoda3791
      @leavoda3791 5 років тому +2

      Ummmm, that is norćt supposed to happen. See your doctor or OBGYN.

    • @tleigh878787
      @tleigh878787 5 років тому +1

      @@leavoda3791 this was 5 years ago, and they told me it was normal

    • @awesomesaucepan0e0
      @awesomesaucepan0e0 4 роки тому +1

      Wait. Actual blood? That’s not discharge.

    • @lg8405
      @lg8405 4 роки тому +2

      @@awesomesaucepan0e0 yes blood and discharge most of the time the blood stops b4 6 weeks and its discharge

    • @katiehozian6451
      @katiehozian6451 4 роки тому +1

      tleigh878787 I hate that they say discharge because it’s 100% blood and you feel disgusting throughout those 6 weeks

  • @Jessica-ce3mv
    @Jessica-ce3mv 5 років тому +118

    6:03 Major tea, sis ☕️... Major tea, HA!

  • @katiehozian6451
    @katiehozian6451 4 роки тому +3

    Childbirth was the most traumatic thing I’ve ever experienced but I don’t regret any of it because I gained my beautiful daughter through it all🥰

  • @elllamonty2882
    @elllamonty2882 5 років тому +45

    There are a lot of benefits to having children they’re beautiful or what ever 😒 THAT HAD ME 😂

  • @anonymouscreature9483
    @anonymouscreature9483 5 років тому +507

    My conclusion, never get pregnant

    • @Beena2020
      @Beena2020 5 років тому +6

      It's not that bad.

    • @briannasanchez6874
      @briannasanchez6874 5 років тому +6

      N. Ross everybody’s different PERIOD

    • @Beena2020
      @Beena2020 5 років тому +1

      Literally every woman I know has gone through it... multiple times. It's really not that bad.

    • @soniaparveen2797
      @soniaparveen2797 5 років тому +10

      I gave birth last week naturally but had to get induced and yes it was extremely painful and I’m now slowly recovering with 4 stitches but being a mother is the best feeling in the world and words can’t describe how much happiness my precious boy has gave me💙

    • @Beena2020
      @Beena2020 5 років тому +1

      Exactly my point. It's not pain free for sure. My first was a long labor with epidural, my second was induced with no epidural. The little bundle of joy at the end is so worth it! Congratulations!

  • @GothicBeeXX
    @GothicBeeXX 5 років тому +53

    I'm pregnant rn and feel like I shouldn't have watched this.. 😂😱

  • @simplyjess9689
    @simplyjess9689 5 років тому +28

    and these very reasons are why I’m adopting instead 💆🏽‍♀️✨

  • @JG-ne1sq
    @JG-ne1sq 5 років тому +3

    Encapsulating (or consuming) the placenta is actually really healthy for mama and baby. It’s the quickest way for the mother to get nutrients back into her body and is said to help prevent symptoms of postpartum depression. Yes it may be a bit squeamish but it helps set up mother and child for a healthy start 😊 or so I’ve heard

    • @leavoda3791
      @leavoda3791 5 років тому

      Most mammals do it. We just made it into something that it's not.

  • @amymae5744
    @amymae5744 5 років тому +9

    Jazmyne is a style ICON. and her facial expressions? My goodness 😂😂

  • @jihyoisagoddess5171
    @jihyoisagoddess5171 5 років тому +23

    Damn, respect to my grandmother who had 15 kids

  • @janus441
    @janus441 5 років тому +15

    "In the end you get a little bundle of joy"....
    Hehehe...heheh... HAHAHA HAHAHA MY MOTHER WOULD SAY OTHERWISE BUT OKAY.

  • @liah55
    @liah55 5 років тому +33

    Currently 40 weeks pregnant and I can't say this was too motivating 😳😱🤰

    • @zykitalatricejones2360
      @zykitalatricejones2360 5 років тому

      I’m 25 weeks and I’m scared 😟

    • @codename495
      @codename495 5 років тому +1

      This is made to be entertainment, the facts are national statistics and I promise you will be ok.

    • @aubreer8856
      @aubreer8856 5 років тому

      The facts sound scary with no info to back them up. If you have to have stitches (VERY likely) they aren’t painful at all and it’s not as bad as many make it out to be!

    • @yeon_kimin_tongue_technolo9993
      @yeon_kimin_tongue_technolo9993 4 роки тому

      @@aubreer8856 oh but they are painful, you can't sit for a week 😅

    • @aubreer8856
      @aubreer8856 4 роки тому

      _MetalGhoul_ mine weren’t too bad! But I guess it depends on how many you have to get. My mom put a lot of fear into my first pee 😂 but then it was nothing

  • @lehhxxis
    @lehhxxis 5 років тому +3

    Gadiel when he said "especially to me because I have a big ole head" 😂😂😂 felt that on a deep level 💯🤞🏽😭😂😂😂 5:38

  • @sarahcervantes1270
    @sarahcervantes1270 5 років тому +13

    "10 inch head" I'm so glad that isn't true. Try 10 centimeters 😂😂😂 I would have died if my son's head was that big

  • @nicoledavis5058
    @nicoledavis5058 5 років тому +1

    Child birth is the worst pain imaginable but the fastest forgotten.

  • @cynthiagonzalez7843
    @cynthiagonzalez7843 5 років тому +15

    I’m watching this a couple days before I’m due, what a time

  • @웅강인
    @웅강인 5 років тому +10

    him: "it seems fine, right?"
    jazz: TRIGGERED

  • @amandadowns7377
    @amandadowns7377 5 років тому +8

    I literally need Gadiel to be in every video, I love him 😍

  • @azulponce7341
    @azulponce7341 5 років тому +6

    who ever did the editing needs a raise, that baby clip was hilarious

  • @cecedg2003
    @cecedg2003 5 років тому +169

    Dam, my mom went through a lot she had eight of us.....I’m scared to have kids now 😂🙇🏽‍♀️

    • @MysonEggAndHisbrotherCheese
      @MysonEggAndHisbrotherCheese 5 років тому +10

      Wow she is definitely a hero but probably after two or third delivery others were just slipped away lol

    • @je8479
      @je8479 5 років тому +1

      Mónica Silva my grandma on my dads side had 11

    • @ihatemylife.5059
      @ihatemylife.5059 5 років тому

      Glad I’m not a girl

    • @kylier8599
      @kylier8599 5 років тому

      My mom has 10.

    • @lexthedork4040
      @lexthedork4040 5 років тому

      My mom had 4 kids. At 16, 20, 34 and 39. I was the last and the smallest by far. My siblings were all between 8 and 10 pounds and I was 7 something. My mom says I pretty much just slid right out, because of how small I was and because I was her last. She was scared to even hold me! 😂

  • @scoutdriver4909
    @scoutdriver4909 5 років тому +13

    I feel like playing along
    1. True 👍
    2. True 👍
    3. False isn’t it 10? 👍
    4. False 👎
    5. False 👍
    6. True 👍
    7. False 👍
    8. True 👍
    9. True 👎
    10. False 👎
    11. True 👍
    12. False 👍
    13. False 👍
    10/13 omg I did good I’m freaking 14 & I wanna b an ob nurse

  • @SamanthaBaker-mn7js
    @SamanthaBaker-mn7js 5 років тому +33

    Bruh, this video is better then contraception that I've ever used 😨

  • @haymefizzle
    @haymefizzle 5 років тому +3

    As someone who literally just gave birth a couple of weeks ago, this video gives me both ptsd and a good giggle.

  • @heather3037
    @heather3037 5 років тому +19

    It would’ve been interesting to see the quiz done with somebody who had given birth

    • @gertiemarie2654
      @gertiemarie2654 5 років тому +1

      Heather Thomson I played along. I have 3. I unfortunately knew it all. Yuck.

  • @itssteph263
    @itssteph263 5 років тому +3

    The sound of the scissors at 6:38 made me close my legs real quick 😂

    • @caralifetravelfun9287
      @caralifetravelfun9287 5 років тому +1

      Haha same, my legs snapped together and I moved back from the laptop xx

  • @athenawindyy966
    @athenawindyy966 5 років тому +5

    I stood up after delivery because I felt like I really needed a shower and I have never had a nurse yell at me like that lmao
    I had blood just pouring out of me like a period nightmare or something.
    Edit: I almost slipped in the pool of blood tbh

  • @albcryingsoul6903
    @albcryingsoul6903 5 років тому

    Sitting here in the hospital just a little over 38 hours post partum, I honestly love hearing this stuff being talked about. I had to go through a c section and honestly the pain after is so frustrating. But I looking at my baby boy right now I can't help but know that I'm in love

  • @poketvenus
    @poketvenus 5 років тому +65

    Note that the USA is a first world country with a #thirdworldmaternalmortalityrate

    • @laine6407
      @laine6407 5 років тому +1

      poketvenus what??

    • @22Maggy22
      @22Maggy22 5 років тому +5

      @@laine6407 yep its true. There are many reasons for it. Defranco made a video on it. Look it up.

    • @crystall9522
      @crystall9522 5 років тому +2

      While it is higher than other similarly developed nations, calling it a third world rate is hugely exaggerated. The US rate is 14 deaths out of every 100,000 births. The majority of third world countries have rates over over 100/100,000. Improvements could be made for sure but there's no need to be alarmist.

    • @laine6407
      @laine6407 5 років тому

      22Maggy22 no what she spell out?? I’m confused.

    • @22Maggy22
      @22Maggy22 5 років тому

      @@laine6407 are you talking about the hashtag? Im confused as well now. 😅 But if you are wondering about the hashtag it's saying: third world maternal mortality rate. Sorry if i misunderstood you. 😅

  • @Valeria-Kr
    @Valeria-Kr 5 років тому +85

    I think I'll adopt 😂

  • @briannasanchez6874
    @briannasanchez6874 5 років тому +11

    in conclusion... *im never having a child 💁🏻‍♀️* i’ll get a dog. id rather ruin my carpet than ruin my life :)

  • @Pomegranate.Petrichor
    @Pomegranate.Petrichor 5 років тому

    I only missed two of these and I’m only a young teen. I guess researching midwifery and pregnancy/delivery proved to be useful in things like this

  • @morganick
    @morganick 5 років тому +19

    This just casually shows up the day before my birthday:
    me: ok

    • @Jenrora
      @Jenrora 5 років тому +1

      Happy Birthday!

  • @LCROSIER97
    @LCROSIER97 5 років тому +1

    Jazz’s facial expressions through this whole video were so perfect. 😂👌🏼

  • @faaizahkhan9959
    @faaizahkhan9959 5 років тому +18

    I should be studying🤣🤣🤣🤣 but this video was so worth it🤣🤣🤣

    • @jillianf7946
      @jillianf7946 5 років тому

      You see. I just got out of school, but I failed one of my tests, because I didn't know enough about child birth lol

  • @meganrodriguez1712
    @meganrodriguez1712 5 років тому

    Just gave birth to my son a couple of weeks ago and I still learned a couple of things from this. The human body is so cool y’all.

  • @suessmausmio
    @suessmausmio 5 років тому +7

    Jazzmyne looks gorgeous

  • @kamiaperez8807
    @kamiaperez8807 4 роки тому

    I need more videos with Joyce and Gadiel together. They're hilarious! LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @lovejones3177
    @lovejones3177 4 роки тому +4

    Why did I watch this and I’m due in 1 week with my first baby 😑 pray for me 😭

    • @willow887
      @willow887 4 роки тому

      Did everything go well?

  • @jamesbeemer7855
    @jamesbeemer7855 4 роки тому +1

    Oh , ptsd ! Yes , what the mind forgets , the body remembers . Sometimes at the most unfortunate times !

  • @ShelbiAndersen
    @ShelbiAndersen 5 років тому +3

    I literally am not ok with childbirth. Stop it.

  • @ari-in8ny
    @ari-in8ny 5 років тому +2

    "I dont know, Ive never weighed a placenta !" never thought I'd hear those words but here we are

  • @erinshelton9076
    @erinshelton9076 5 років тому +6

    Should have a pelvic health physical therapist for an interview talk about rehab following birth.

    • @crystall9522
      @crystall9522 5 років тому +1

      Agree! Pelvic Floor PTs are hugely underutilized (at least in the US) because nobody even knows they exist.

    • @rachelmcclain5367
      @rachelmcclain5367 4 роки тому

      And definitely should offer courses on how to do it for expectant mothers

  • @hannahlawhon2428
    @hannahlawhon2428 4 роки тому

    Currently pregnant with my third. This gave me such a giggle! Having kids isn't for everyone but it's not THAT bad, otherwise there would be a lot less people in the world. And so much varies from pregnancy to pregnancy. All in all, don't let this scare you away from having kids though not having kids is a perfectly normal and valid choice as well.

  • @ladynoluck
    @ladynoluck 5 років тому +2

    I’m not pregnant, but I definitely crossed my legs in empathic pain with half of them...

  • @laylax5435
    @laylax5435 5 років тому +3

    You ever just look at a normal word and think it’s wrong that happened to me seeing True😂😂

  • @annabelle3907
    @annabelle3907 5 років тому

    Love the four of them being together

  • @valeriealexandra8779
    @valeriealexandra8779 5 років тому +3

    My moms water broke before going to the hospital with my little sister
    "An-I oOp" 😂😂

  • @alondrasrandomvids6876
    @alondrasrandomvids6876 5 років тому +1

    I watch these videos to educate because I'm still willing to go through all of that to have my own children.

  • @tenikawebsdale5626
    @tenikawebsdale5626 5 років тому +11

    Her: Everything else in childbirth sounds so beautiful and then you have the bloody show
    Me: How about the ring of fire

  • @taylermarie7916
    @taylermarie7916 5 років тому

    Even though childbirth brings a lot of pain, that will not stop me from accomplishing my dream of becoming a mother. It is so worth it

  • @micahtorres1518
    @micahtorres1518 5 років тому +12

    I knew it was 10cm because I watch Grey’s anatomy.

  • @raventoleman2324
    @raventoleman2324 4 роки тому +2

    36 weeks and im not ready for this lol

  • @socialmedia1276
    @socialmedia1276 5 років тому +32

    I'll give y'all number 2. I've had 3 kids and I've never seen blood.

    • @dontknowdontcare7192
      @dontknowdontcare7192 5 років тому +3

      @Social Media how about your time of the month

    • @zee-wx7vk
      @zee-wx7vk 5 років тому +1

      @@dontknowdontcare7192 she's probably just directing it at her childbithing experience

    • @dreamergirlz5178
      @dreamergirlz5178 5 років тому +3

      After giving birth shortly after every women goes through a month long of bleeding. Sorta like your period. So that is not true. Also the placenta and baby has blood on it when it comes out.
      That is literally impossible for you not to bleed in some way.

    • @Tara-id3rk
      @Tara-id3rk 5 років тому +2

      They’re likely talking about all the shedding your uterus does when it is shrinking back to normal. I’ve had two babies, and seen a few births, and there is definitely blood involved 100% of the time. But not necessarily a ton! But every delivery doctor I’ve ever seen (whether in my births or someone else’s) also have blood on them

    • @sundinfamforlife4129
      @sundinfamforlife4129 4 роки тому

      I bleed for not even a week with my last birth. Not a month long though.

  • @elizabethphillips7338
    @elizabethphillips7338 5 років тому

    My mom did not tear AT ALL she is a QUEEN

  • @jessicawilliams9931
    @jessicawilliams9931 5 років тому +5

    Jazz always looking so gorgeous 😍

  • @alyssaaaaa6851
    @alyssaaaaa6851 5 років тому +1

    I like how the further you get into video the more disturbed everyone is.

  • @soucriant3035
    @soucriant3035 5 років тому +4

    I must say that I loved that intro hahaha.

  • @_Loved777
    @_Loved777 5 років тому +1

    I had 14hrsof labour, got cut and still ripped , it was deep and required a senior doc to do the stitches 🤪.... I love my beautiful baby boy ...but 💩💩💩 has never been the same since. If I could I would have another baby it was worth it , he's a blessing

  • @shanza8010
    @shanza8010 5 років тому +9

    Annnndddd these are reasons why I don't want to give birth

  • @aleezamasood
    @aleezamasood 5 років тому +1

    well.. thank you mother

  • @kamrynredburn3873
    @kamrynredburn3873 5 років тому +39

    You should have ladylike react to birth videos😂😂🤦

    • @ximena9284
      @ximena9284 5 років тому +2

      YES

    • @pitbulls4life141
      @pitbulls4life141 5 років тому

      Kamryn Redburn I watch all ladylike videos but that would be one video that I would not watch

  • @musically-in-love6039
    @musically-in-love6039 5 років тому +1

    I love the faces jazzmin makes in this video

  • @andreavera2564
    @andreavera2564 5 років тому +4

    Not even gonna lie, i watched the intro about a 100 times 😂

  • @V4MPBABEE
    @V4MPBABEE 5 років тому

    Glad i have UA-cam to teach me more about childbirth and pregnancy cause i was so ignorant before getting pregnant with my first child

  • @elizabethtalbot4518
    @elizabethtalbot4518 5 років тому +3

    Pam giving birth in The Office really prepared me for this.

  • @Emily-sh4xo
    @Emily-sh4xo 4 роки тому +1

    Baby fever is now gone. Thank you. Also anyone else have to clench when they started talking about cutting and tearing?

  • @jaraegilreath1963
    @jaraegilreath1963 5 років тому +7

    My Mom had to give birth to EIGHT CHILDREN. I love my Mom.

  • @Jennilovehina
    @Jennilovehina 5 років тому +1

    Trust me, child birth is horrible 😩
    The pain, the stress, the screaming... still traumatised and the birth was over a year ago

  • @samaraburton2126
    @samaraburton2126 5 років тому +3

    I study this stuff in school and I got most of this right but I learnt a lot from this video too

  • @madeliefvandalen519
    @madeliefvandalen519 5 років тому

    15 weeks pregnant and terrified after seeing this video.
    Also love jazz her answer in the beginning: 'If you never will go through it?!,'