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If i understood correctly, this general is paulus. First thats not his uniform and second, he surrendern surived and later helped building up the gdr anti facist defence forces befor he was retired
How, just how have I missed this channel for so many years??? I’m an avid WWII history buff and this is absolutely perfect for winding down after learning about some horrendous battle here or there! Thanks from a new subscriber!
Well he's wearing the Blood Order Ribbon awarded to those party member's who participated with the leader in the beer hall coupe in 1923, he probably knows the Leader personally. So, yes the leader will probably ask how he died.
Finding out that liquid courage is also referred to as dutch courage, being a dutchman, made my day. Cheers my fine seabrethren, I will cherish this knowledge for the rest of my life.
@@FrankJmClarke yea, or it's because a sobre dutch guy can be about as blunt as the average drunk. Anyways, there's a bottle of booze with my name on it. Proost!
@@FrankJmClarke Rum was the main thing to be given. A rum ration would be issued before a major battle (something that became public and popularised during WW1), with the intention being to buck up moral without making troops drunk and disorderly. The practice died out by WW2 for the army, whilst for the Royal Navy it continued until 1971. It’s fitting really considering it began with the navy in the 17th century and ended with the navy over three centuries later. Interestingly the French used to issue wine if I remember correctly, whilst the Germans issued something else I think, quite possibly beer (that or Prussian militarism alone was used to see them through). Either way other nations besides Britain used to do the same thing.
Fun fact: Goebbels' last broadcasted speech was on April 21st, 1945, when the Soviets were quite literally at the gates of Berlin. Propaganda is tough when your enemy is *inside* the capital...
@@BasementEngineer I’m having a hard time believing this and when I searched it up online, I didn’t find it. Could you refer me to where you originally found this information?
This channel is some actual comedy. You two are the only ones I click on ANY time something new from you pops up. The natural successors to monty python really.
“What happens on the Eastern Front, stays on the Eastern Front.” “We’ll hate to burst your bubble, but it looks like the Eastern Front is five feet outside our door now.”
@@aflyingrat3969 I get that, but the dutch indies army actually had some (semi) modern tanks. All the mainland had was one ft17 for testing purposes. And it had an MG as main weapon. Just saying the dutch could have had better tanks in 1940.
My favorite part of this video was the fact that the officers weren't considering death or whatever, but acting like schoolchildren jumping into a pool.
I love the dynamic of the SS officer being a nutcase and the Heer officer being somewhat normal lol - Ok with all the peeps sayin it’s a Panzer Korps uniform, I think the guys just got the Panzer uniform cause YT would backhand the hell out of the video and the channel. We all know how unstable YT can be
@Tired of War For obvious reasons, he used the panzer one to mimic the SS, wearing a SS one would have almost certainly gotten this vid banned in numerous countries...and in Germany probably permanently.
As a military retiree and devotee of dark assed military humor, I have to say, you guys fucking rock!!! The pirate doing his twitchs after being shot, the portrayal of the SS officer, brilliant! Still laughing boys!
War is disgusting and scientifically proven that humans about 98% do not know how to kill as we not natural killers. Proven by best experts in biology. Um dark humor is nt bad but light humor is also not bad. Uncle John i dont care what name you name put on youtube but have ever been in war? If so you know very well what PTS is and why in Usa war veterens dont get money enough to have a home and basic needs? i know as i lived in Usa and i always helped the homeless people or try to understand them. Foremost i spoke to many war veterens and so look i never was in war this life but i sure know what war is in digital historical simulational games. Today in virtural reality you can live even though its not reality its just artifical reality=virtural reality never the same as actual biologica/physical reality. Anyway war is not a joke and is the most painful expereince that human or any healrthy specie expereince. I put dislike as you two actors think i bet think that military proffesion is some game or crap its not a game and its a cruel expereince. I know as my stepdad was in france legion he told me many war stories. Shalom
As a German i like that dark humor as well... But some of my friends don't know if they are allowed to laugh 😂 Kind of a... problematic back story or something like that.
One of the first full-feature movies was a German masterpiece called Metropolis from the late 1920's.Considered lost media for years, the only reason you know about this was because a single original copy was found in an old dude's stuff in Argentina.Just think about that for a second
@@SquireComedy wesley clark said rumesfield want to kill Libya Syria Somalia Sudan to occupy resources as part of PNAC 2001 pentagon memo so liz cheney oppose trump by side with pelosi to kill syria continue program ua-cam.com/video/_mrJRHwbVG8/v-deo.html current ukraine gov is proxy since obama drew red line just like did in syria earlier arming rebels telling russia not to interfere while zelensky ethnic cleanse donbass region 7y= 2. ua-cam.com/video/ta9dWRcDUPA/v-deo.html 3. ua-cam.com/video/IBeRB7rWk_8/v-deo.html aware USA can give everyone medicare+lower inflation so wages regain value but need to punish all those whom want to stay in Syria like Schiff/pelosi? they constant print money to occupy iraq-syria oil gold force city to lower inflation to prove daca worth it since for years dc never lower living cost only print dollars to do more refugee crisis bush 14y ago said add ukraine to nato with nuland f eu coup 2014 support = 1. ua-cam.com/video/nTQ3D1a-j20/v-deo.html dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too ua-cam.com/video/UxoL8tHSa7g/v-deo.html
I had the very fortunate opportunity to speak with a German soldier who was taken as a POW early in WW2. He was of course at a very advanced age when I met him, and I have nothing but excellent opinions of his character, his family, and his lifetime of work. When I asked him about his war experienced, he had only one thing to say. "They lied to us." I think of that statement frequently.
If it weren't for the the Germs, my bloodline would have ended in 1941. My granddad was 8 when war broke out, this one time he dragged his canoe to the Grevelingen (a former inland part of the sea, now a brakkish lake dyked off from the sea). That afternoon however a rainstorm hit while my 8 y/o granddad was still out and about, pushing the canoe into the open water away from the shore. His boat was taking water, and he was drifting away farther from the shore. The waves rising so high it didn't took long before the shoreline wasn't visible anymore, he thought he was doomed. It was then he saw lights slowly closing on his position, it was a German patrol boat. Some long coated fella yanked him out of the water on the patrolboats deck. I dont know what dialogue transpired on that ship, but when they reached the safety of the shorelines the longcoat fella told granddad to spread the good word (AKA: Tell everyone the Germs saved your ass). Rebels were still fighting here and there, so the Germs could use some positive propaganda. Second time the Germs saved his hide was when rebels (verzetsstrrijders) ambushed some German patrols when he was biking home after buying milk, the kid landed in a crossfire on a countryroad with no real cover nearby. Some Germ dragged him in a ditch out of the line of fire. Atleast that time one could argue that if the Germs woudn't have been there, there would have been no shootout so he wouldn't need saving anyway....The Grevelingen situation however...Granddad was stubborn AF, he would have gone conoeing that fatefull day, one way or the other. In a parallel universe I wouldn't have existed. Not saying the Axis were even close to being right, but on an individual level there were some very fine men serving and doing their part.
I have never seen one of your videos before, but this earned my subscription. Hilarious Historical Humor, and pretty dark, it was perfect. WWII comedy is hard to pull off, but this was very well executed.
Now here's the historically accurate version: "Hans, Buenos Aires is beautiful in August, ja?" "Ja, Willi! If only we would find work here, like in a Mercedes-Benz factory!" ENDE
Rat lines... In about 450 years we can expect an apology from the catholic church about that. Well, maybe Cool Pope will clean up with that as well,...maybe.
Very accurate actually. My great grand uncle deserted during WW2. Before he and his troops deserted, he reportedly killed the SS officer accompanying him. The story got retold and added to by his friends and the American officer he surrendered to. 60 years later the story O got when I visited my cousin in Tulsa was “ He decapitated the SS officers that had accompanied his platoon and offered the heads to the Americans” my cousin was very surprised that the actual story was more along the lines of “Wehrmacht officer stabs SS officer, steals his watch and cigarettes and talks his friends into surrendering to the Americans, because the British intelligence service told him, that he should drop his cover and go to the Americans” (yeah, turned out he was a British spy.)
@@lordinquisitor6651 I guess that's quite similar to this video skit: I figured the orange hair lad was wanting to surrender because he wasn't actually German, and likely a spy who had ended up getting to the rank of officer.
6:30 ouch that hurts, because you're completely right. We're still depending on Germany's tanks because the government sold our only tanks a couple years ago.
I really, really enjoy the interactions between the absolute nutcase SS officer and the normal Wehrmacht officer just trying to enjoy his last few minutes in peace.
@Miuziiiijke Well what you say isn't disputable. But what he was referring to is, and I am sure you have noticed this, there has been a huge tendency especially in recent years where Nazi Germany has been assessed in an extremely ignorant black and white way: the "evil murderous" SS and the "Righteous honourable" Wehrmacht. It's a myth that has been cultivated since the war ended and although it has fallen flat on its arse from research and testimonies, it is still widely believed.
@Miuziiiijke You know your stuff. It's quite scary when you hop onto the comment section of any WWII video and you see those certain types of people that say something along the lines of "Most Germans did not believe in Nazism" or how the wehrmacht was just fighting the war and hated the SS. It's as ignorant and misinforming as the myth of 'all Germans were bad' itself. I feel their intentions are good but when spreading ignorance that would be made redundant with the quickest search on Google, people like that need to take more responsibility. Goebbels himself said that the bigger the lie and the more often you tell it, the more people will start to believe it.
The Allgemeine SS maybe. Not the Waffen SS (combat SS). Although the guy in the video is a panzer crew uniform from the regular armour divisions. Not an SS uniform.
@@JonathanWrightZA now I can see why this may be because of the skulls on the collar but there are a few difference in the uniform and that is there is no red piping to the uniform on the collar and the front of the jacket is that of a different buttons then that of a panzer uniform and more closey to the SS Now not saying the waffen SS never saw combat but they were SS let’s not forget.
The were armed. There were whole divisions equipped with tanks and everything, often more up to date equipment then the army. I think they got tigers and king tigers first. The waffen (armed) ss were technically not part of the wermacht and more Hitler's private millita. They were closer to a wermacht unit then the others but still ss. They weren't just Gestapo and the camp runners or body guards. They were right through the entire government/ millitary construct of the Reich. Especially after the staufenburg plot. He started to think the whole millitary was out to get him so gave the ss even more power and influence. They also armed foreign troops because they had recruitment restrictions forced on them by the wermacht and it was an easy way to get around them.
@@canadianloyalist5491 Your comment was hearted/liked before I commented. In this case, the lapel patches dictate the uniform. The Waffen SS used lightening bolt and diamond runes on the lapels, and the Totenkopf (death head) was kept for the hats (across the SS as a whole). Panzer uniforms used a single skull on each lapel. The overall uniform here is also more reminiscent of a mechanic jumpsuit, which panzer crew were. Its a humorous video, and very good one at that, so I'm really just nitpicking. Historical accuracy is not necessarily strived for, as much as I think they do try a reasonable effort. To your last comment, many of the Waffen SS most certainly saw combat alongside regular Heer infantry. As did the SS Panzer brigades. The Allgemeine SS were the bureaucrats and concentration/deathly camp guards. Regardless, both were part of the same criminal organisation.
The black uniform is actually not an SS Uniform but a Panzer (Tank) troop Uniform. They both had the Skulls. Ironically the Soviets confused both aswell... and thus shot all Captured Tank troops, assuming they where SS.
I believe the SS uniforms were black before the war but that was gradually phased out. I'm not particular on Nazi uniforms, but the materials are out there.
My great uncle was "Luftwaffe" during WWII. At least that's what that side of the family tells. When the end was near he had his family destroy all records and photos of him and then he ended himself. My great grand mother (his sister who had left Germany after WWI) had the only surviving photo of him. I saw it once. He was a low ranking army officer who jumped on the Nazi party bandwagon too late to significantly advance his career. What I have is two decades of postcards my great grandmother received from her family in the old country. Quite telling that in the years prior to WWII the rise of the Nazis was not discussed as a matter of ideology, but as a division of loot. Great uncle Otto got a promotion and a transfer to an influential position, it would be so much more money than before, and they would be getting a car and a house and vacations at the sea when the government redistributed the nation's stolen wealth. The promise of spoils is why they supported the Nazis. Of course the high ranking Nazis redistributed everything they stole to themselves. By the end everyone knew they'd been conned. Never believe the "we didn't know what was happening" lie. People knew, but because they saw others getting rich they kept their mouths shut hoping to get some of the "redistributed" wealth for themselves.
My great uncle was in the "Luftwaffe" too. A pilot. "Went missing" over Russia. I still have some of his teaching handbooks (one about the technics of planes and one about foreign plane identification). He allegedly turned down an offer to join the SS but I did some digging into the ideology of the Luftwaffe and mindset of the average pilot which makes me believe that his decision likely wasn't ideologically motivated.
My ex gf's grandfather was part of a tank crew on the eastern front during WW2 and was nearly shot when they were captured because the russians thought their black uniforms were SS. (I mean he was a nazi and all, but not *that* nazi, you know?) He made it home after some years in gulag.
Every German Officer in 1945 be like: "Welp, I'm gonna abandon this sinking ship and go to Argentina for good." -Lieutenant Hanz, Corporal Schneider, Hauptmann Kurt, and many other german officers
The wardrobe and sets are so accurate and authentic that I’m pretty convinced that you guys actually go back in time to make these brilliant sketches. 😃
It's funny how ww2 is basically dps with multiple supports (germany with Romania oil, Italian navy, Finnish northern support, hungarian... something) vs a balanced team (weapons guy US, intelligence and air supremacy brittain and pure muscle USSr) And in the end, no matter how hard you carry, your back will (battle of Britain) eventually (stalingrad) break (kursk)
@@thatonejoey1847 Amongst other things, the dps lagged hard when it mattered and after he took a gambit he had next to no chance of working. It also didn't help that he needed to bail that one support(Italy) who try-harded and failed.
Likewise valuable Nazis (not from camps and party leadership), Soviet collaborators and those Japanese motherfuckers from unit 731. Operation Paperclip: no matter what sick shit you've done to Jews, Gypsies, Slavs and Chinese, if you're useful against the Commies, welcome to the American Dream!
The SS in 1945 - “we are loyal to the end” *slowly backs away towards their local Vatican contact whose pockets are bulging The Wehrmacht in 1945 - “well they will always need an army once the dust settles” *walks towards American lines The Youth in 1945 - “death or victory” *actually fight until the bitter end in many cases The Luftwaffe in 1945 - “have you heard of our lord and saviour (the soon to be) NATO?”
Squire, you deserve more likes and subs and views. My favourite video was the "The war thunder experience". Please make a part 4. You should make it about ships.
@@semtheprogamingmaster8610 Well it does make a lot of sense. If you where allowed to edit the comment and a bit chintzy, you could theoretically fish for a heart and then rewrite the whole comment to be absolutely abhorring, making the creator look bad and/or distasteful. No youtuber would dare heart a comment if that where possible.
It is always a great day when I see a new Squire video at the top of my YT list. I wish there was another level of YT Alert above the "All" Bell. I would use it on a very, very select number of channels, probably fewer than 1 dozen. Squire would be one of those. Even Squire's adverts are funny...sometimes better than the actual content...LOL. In a single video, Bill shoots Ollie twice: in the advert, then in the content. Hmmm...perhaps we need to explore how Bill REALLY feels about Olie.
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Hello!
@JAKEISPIGEON3459 No they aren't
If i understood correctly, this general is paulus. First thats not his uniform and second, he surrendern surived and later helped building up the gdr anti facist defence forces befor he was retired
Well, that's stuck in my head. It'll be SkillSHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR every time I say it from now on.
"What happens on the eastern front, stays on the eastern front!"
that one killed me
yeah, thats what the eastern front does to people
Killed you...
...And a few milion people more...
How? It's a trite, worn out joke. How did that kill you?
Ah, but It's the fact It's a worn out joke that makes it funny! :)
"Yes, but now this IS the eastern front."
“If defeat is near, the suicidal option is always clear”
-Wise German Officer
FRRR
Thank you Fuhrer 🥰
@@Sewibl your weird
@Lithi LMAO THIS HAD ME CRACKING
Better dead than red - German Commanders
“Enjoy one square meal a day, trapped inside a concrete box, with a load of nutters.”
“Oh, more of the same then.”
Brilliant 💀🤣
Yeah, except for the "square" part. Try "gruel"...
@@penultimateh766 for 1945, probably a slice of stale bread and, for the officers, a tiny squeeze of tube cheese.
@@messmeister92 did tube cheese exist back then it seems like a really 60s thing
@@penultimateh766
Doubt they where eating well in that bunker, at the end there.
@@lostbutfreesoul eating well portioned doses of cyanide.
How, just how have I missed this channel for so many years??? I’m an avid WWII history buff and this is absolutely perfect for winding down after learning about some horrendous battle here or there!
Thanks from a new subscriber!
Welcome aboard mate! :)
@@SquireComedyGET TO THE BRIDGE PRIVATE
2:35 - "And if the Führer asks how I died."
"He won't."
That made me chuckle
Well he's wearing the Blood Order Ribbon awarded to those party member's who participated with the leader in the beer hall coupe in 1923, he probably knows the Leader personally. So, yes the leader will probably ask how he died.
@@Red_Snapper I thought the point of the joke was that the leader had already killed himself, but it's very possible I got it wrong.
"That is a classic 'Stalingrad'"
"Oh I hate that move!"
-Every officer ever in the 6th Army
"That is a classic 'Kiev'"
"Oh I hate that move!"
-Every officer in the Kiev encirclement
for some reason it reminds me of my grandfather when i asked him about the war. all he said was "reminds me of Poland."
@Austrian Painter no thx
@@KetamineUser69 hah! get bagrated!
@@metaparalysis3441 define bagrated so my lazy ass can understand plz
I’m very impressed those chess pieces didn’t fall over as you were ducking for cover (minus the King) - German chess boards, built like Tiger tanks
over engineered chess table moment
Didnt know chess boards had broken transmisions
Wlep, what can they say? Sometimes German engineering is all it takes...
Over engineered and break down a lot?
Except that the table legs keeps breaking down even with one simple knock with the pins and screws snapping.
“What did the Fuhrer say to the Munich conference?
Czech, mate”
💀
also "nice tanks you got there, we have just the use for them in Poland and France" ...
What about Slovakia?
@@anthonyfuqua6988 they didnt get slovakia
@@balleater1538 I know but they did shortly after when they occupied the whole country.
@@anthonyfuqua6988 you mean the bloody traitors that stabbed Czechs in the back and willingly and HAPPILY joined nazies ...
I don't know if it was intentional but the fact that the Walther was more reliable than the Luger is peak firearms comedy
“Almost as I hate losing”
“You’ll get used to it” there were so many good lines in this video but this is my favorite.
Finding out that liquid courage is also referred to as dutch courage, being a dutchman, made my day. Cheers my fine seabrethren, I will cherish this knowledge for the rest of my life.
Apparently the British were given Dutch gin before battle. Proost!
oh man if you like that you're gonna love to hear about how I dutch oven myself every night in bed!
@@FrankJmClarke yea, or it's because a sobre dutch guy can be about as blunt as the average drunk. Anyways, there's a bottle of booze with my name on it. Proost!
@@FrankJmClarke Rum was the main thing to be given. A rum ration would be issued before a major battle (something that became public and popularised during WW1), with the intention being to buck up moral without making troops drunk and disorderly.
The practice died out by WW2 for the army, whilst for the Royal Navy it continued until 1971. It’s fitting really considering it began with the navy in the 17th century and ended with the navy over three centuries later.
Interestingly the French used to issue wine if I remember correctly, whilst the Germans issued something else I think, quite possibly beer (that or Prussian militarism alone was used to see them through). Either way other nations besides Britain used to do the same thing.
Proost jongen!
The dark/history humor got me more dead than the German Officers💀
But many ss officers escaped via ratlines through the Vatican to Argentina. Not as many died as we all like to hope
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@@qwopiretyu Otto skorzeny be like
Some deserted some betrayed Germany
I want to think the other guy wore the soviet uniform
Fun fact: Goebbels' last broadcasted speech was on April 21st, 1945, when the Soviets were quite literally at the gates of Berlin. Propaganda is tough when your enemy is *inside* the capital...
Well, even Churchill wrote that German propaganda was much more truthful than anything the allies wrote.
@@BasementEngineer I'd rather hear the Allies than straight up brutal Axis propaganda
@@mcbrians.8508 Of course you do!
@@mcbrians.8508 not surprised
@@BasementEngineer I’m having a hard time believing this and when I searched it up online, I didn’t find it. Could you refer me to where you originally found this information?
This channel is some actual comedy. You two are the only ones I click on ANY time something new from you pops up. The natural successors to monty python really.
This is also one of the only channel with generally enjoyable advertisements
@@NoName-sy8sn Too true.
As German I thoroughly enjoyed that sweet British humor! Very well done, Sirs!
Humour*
@@dcmastermindfirst9418wdym there’s no U in humor
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 these comments added some colour to my comment! Jolly good!
@HughJayness-pd5hn Actually there is.
@@Audulf-of-Frisia English is English.
Not American.
“What happens on the Eastern Front, stays on the Eastern Front.”
“We’ll hate to burst your bubble, but it looks like the Eastern Front is five feet outside our door now.”
If you don't go to the Eastern Front, the Eastern Front will go to you
@Austrian Painter shut up
Hey, we Dutch had a perfectly good tank in 1940, granted, it had broken down and wasn’t exactly operational when the Germans invaded.
Key word being “a”
Well calling a wo1 tank "perfectly good" in wo2 is a bit of an overstatement
@@schildmeneerpadman hey, it had a gun and armor, it could’ve shot back had it not broken down and gotten stuck.
@@aflyingrat3969 that’s the power of British engineering
@@aflyingrat3969 I get that, but the dutch indies army actually had some (semi) modern tanks. All the mainland had was one ft17 for testing purposes. And it had an MG as main weapon. Just saying the dutch could have had better tanks in 1940.
"I've made some poor life choices"
SS Officer ~ May, 1945
...THAT'S A HECK OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT-!!!
Rather: "Crime ? What crime? I just fought communism. Mass murders? Don't know, probably some Hitler's thing. He is dead? We won't know, then."
@Austrian Painter tf
A minor amount of tomfoolery
🤣
"i dont wanna see you with my detached eyeball SPRINTING out the door" *shoots him 3 times and sprints out the door*
the line "I will not be remembered as a drunkard!" makes me laugh every time. The delivery is just perfect.
My favorite part of this video was the fact that the officers weren't considering death or whatever, but acting like schoolchildren jumping into a pool.
…so the whole video?
So more of the same then?
"Live by the bullet to the back of the head; die by the bullet to the back of the head." I choked. Jesus Christ.
That is, indeed, a reference to Jesus Christ.
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Was watching while reading and it said the line exactly as I read this
I love the dynamic of the SS officer being a nutcase and the Heer officer being somewhat normal lol
- Ok with all the peeps sayin it’s a Panzer Korps uniform, I think the guys just got the Panzer uniform cause YT would backhand the hell out of the video and the channel. We all know how unstable YT can be
And that he's the dark one!
"Somewhat"
@Tired of War For obvious reasons, he used the panzer one to mimic the SS, wearing a SS one would have almost certainly gotten this vid banned in numerous countries...and in Germany probably permanently.
@Tired of War Nope, that's an SS Uniform, the Panzer uniform looks slightly different and doesn't have the buttons galore
@@supasoljas7824 maybe for the censorship thing?? For this video not to be deleted, but still good references.
Wow. This just popped up in my recommended randomly and the amount of effort in this is amazing. Keep up the good work sir
Cheers for that, Thomas.
My grandpa walking out of peenemunde with top secret documents:"I'm just taking some... drawings!...yeah.. drawings my kids made..... *walks out* ..."
And channel demonetised in 3...2...1
real
@@The.Toaster UA-cam fascists
Worth it!😂This is gold!
Yes the UA-cam fascists
Why are they playing chest at a bunker with enemy soldiers fighting inside and there losing so much soldiers
“You see Hans, holding your Luger like this is all the rage nowadays”
“It’s the hottest German trend of 194-“
*Bloomo-blamo-sumo*
As a military retiree and devotee of dark assed military humor, I have to say, you guys fucking rock!!! The pirate doing his twitchs after being shot, the portrayal of the SS officer, brilliant! Still laughing boys!
Thanks Uncle John, have a great day!
@Austrian Painter i mean its a better alternative than the holocaust thats for sure
Aye aye, i second that
War is disgusting and scientifically proven that humans about 98% do not know how to kill as we not natural killers. Proven by best experts in biology. Um dark humor is nt bad but light humor is also not bad. Uncle John i dont care what name you name put on youtube but have ever been in war? If so you know very well what PTS is and why in Usa war veterens dont get money enough to have a home and basic needs? i know as i lived in Usa and i always helped the homeless people or try to understand them.
Foremost i spoke to many war veterens and so look i never was in war this life but i sure know what war is in digital historical simulational games. Today in virtural reality you can live even though its not reality its just artifical reality=virtural reality never the same as actual biologica/physical reality.
Anyway war is not a joke and is the most painful expereince that human or any healrthy specie expereince.
I put dislike as you two actors think i bet think that military proffesion is some game or crap its not a game and its a cruel expereince. I know as my stepdad was in france legion he told me many war stories.
Shalom
As a German i like that dark humor as well... But some of my friends don't know if they are allowed to laugh 😂
Kind of a... problematic back story or something like that.
One of the first full-feature movies was a German masterpiece called Metropolis from the late 1920's.Considered lost media for years, the only reason you know about this was because a single original copy was found in an old dude's stuff in Argentina.Just think about that for a second
"I'm holding the bunker!" "What, in suspense?" That was my favorite
Is always a good day when squire posts
Thanks guy!
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@@SquireComedy wesley clark said rumesfield want to kill Libya Syria Somalia Sudan to occupy resources as part of PNAC 2001 pentagon memo so liz cheney oppose trump by side with pelosi to kill syria continue program
ua-cam.com/video/_mrJRHwbVG8/v-deo.html
current ukraine gov is proxy since obama drew red line just like did in syria earlier arming rebels telling russia not to interfere while zelensky ethnic cleanse donbass region 7y=
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aware USA can give everyone medicare+lower inflation so wages regain value but need to punish all those whom want to stay in Syria like Schiff/pelosi? they constant print money to occupy iraq-syria oil gold
force city to lower inflation to prove daca worth it since for years dc never lower living cost only print dollars to do more refugee crisis
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@@SquireComedy entirely worthy of disemination far and wide, therefore forwarded to some chaps in the antipodes.
I had the very fortunate opportunity to speak with a German soldier who was taken as a POW early in WW2. He was of course at a very advanced age when I met him, and I have nothing but excellent opinions of his character, his family, and his lifetime of work.
When I asked him about his war experienced, he had only one thing to say.
"They lied to us."
I think of that statement frequently.
Well, is he ok now?
@@LeHunter70 All of the WW2 survivors I've met have passed on now.
He is a liar, he knew what was going on, he wasnt naive, he commited war crimes
If it weren't for the the Germs, my bloodline would have ended in 1941.
My granddad was 8 when war broke out, this one time he dragged his canoe to the Grevelingen (a former inland part of the sea, now a brakkish lake dyked off from the sea). That afternoon however a rainstorm hit while my 8 y/o granddad was still out and about, pushing the canoe into the open water away from the shore. His boat was taking water, and he was drifting away farther from the shore. The waves rising so high it didn't took long before the shoreline wasn't visible anymore, he thought he was doomed. It was then he saw lights slowly closing on his position, it was a German patrol boat. Some long coated fella yanked him out of the water on the patrolboats deck. I dont know what dialogue transpired on that ship, but when they reached the safety of the shorelines the longcoat fella told granddad to spread the good word (AKA: Tell everyone the Germs saved your ass). Rebels were still fighting here and there, so the Germs could use some positive propaganda. Second time the Germs saved his hide was when rebels (verzetsstrrijders) ambushed some German patrols when he was biking home after buying milk, the kid landed in a crossfire on a countryroad with no real cover nearby. Some Germ dragged him in a ditch out of the line of fire. Atleast that time one could argue that if the Germs woudn't have been there, there would have been no shootout so he wouldn't need saving anyway....The Grevelingen situation however...Granddad was stubborn AF, he would have gone conoeing that fatefull day, one way or the other. In a parallel universe I wouldn't have existed.
Not saying the Axis were even close to being right, but on an individual level there were some very fine men serving and doing their part.
...AND YOU BELIEVED THEM-(!)
“You are playing with the superior pieces…ya know…the white ones?”
You really enjoy playing with matchsticks in a tub full of gasoline don’t you?
I only just realised what that meant when I saw this comment 😂
Oh you know because they go first
Uhhh no..
Last time I checked the Polish, Czechs, French, Russians and British were white too.
Fuel and cigarettes...
I like to imagine the Russians are just standing in the doorway just watching this unfold with the officers oblivious to their presence.
I have never seen one of your videos before, but this earned my subscription.
Hilarious Historical Humor, and pretty dark, it was perfect. WWII comedy is hard to pull off, but this was very well executed.
Cheers for that, Tyler. Welcome aboard, we hope you enjoy the rest of our stuff! :)
I see what you did there.
Same
Humour*
Now here's the historically accurate version:
"Hans, Buenos Aires is beautiful in August, ja?"
"Ja, Willi! If only we would find work here, like in a Mercedes-Benz factory!"
ENDE
You forgot that scene where they got dressed up as Catholic priests.
Rat lines... In about 450 years we can expect an apology from the catholic church about that.
Well, maybe Cool Pope will clean up with that as well,...maybe.
@@WillHayes44 I like your optimism
Nowdays in Buenos Aires: German dude who teaches english in highschool, and never speaks about his ancestors
Suicide Hotlilne: Suicide is never the answer
Germans in 1945: Suicide is the only option
Suicide or being useful to the Americans.
almost like every german soldier on those years believed that following the Fuhrer even to hell is better than surrendering
Well i suppose its quicker then suicide by Russian gun fire.
well they were never gonna get a cushy get out of jail free card like the japanese got.
@@geroutathat Unless they were some sort of rocket scientist. Then they got recruited for weapons dev and eventual NASA work.
I am actually both impressed and concerned by how dead-accurate these characters are played ^^
Hahah, thanks mate!
you could say tall fella wasn't dead OR accurate lol
Found footage. Colorized obviously. Fluent in english. Probably spies.
Very accurate actually. My great grand uncle deserted during WW2. Before he and his troops deserted, he reportedly killed the SS officer accompanying him. The story got retold and added to by his friends and the American officer he surrendered to. 60 years later the story O got when I visited my cousin in Tulsa was “ He decapitated the SS officers that had accompanied his platoon and offered the heads to the Americans” my cousin was very surprised that the actual story was more along the lines of “Wehrmacht officer stabs SS officer, steals his watch and cigarettes and talks his friends into surrendering to the Americans, because the British intelligence service told him, that he should drop his cover and go to the Americans” (yeah, turned out he was a British spy.)
@@lordinquisitor6651 I guess that's quite similar to this video skit: I figured the orange hair lad was wanting to surrender because he wasn't actually German, and likely a spy who had ended up getting to the rank of officer.
Surprised how sturdy those chess pieces were at 1:13!
6:30 ouch that hurts, because you're completely right. We're still depending on Germany's tanks because the government sold our only tanks a couple years ago.
I really, really enjoy the interactions between the absolute nutcase SS officer and the normal Wehrmacht officer just trying to enjoy his last few minutes in peace.
He's a russian spy though
Ah, I see the "myth of the clean Wehrmacht" is still kicking
@@rq4740 I see wartime propaganda from 70+ years ago is still effective
@Miuziiiijke Well what you say isn't disputable. But what he was referring to is, and I am sure you have noticed this, there has been a huge tendency especially in recent years where Nazi Germany has been assessed in an extremely ignorant black and white way: the "evil murderous" SS and the "Righteous honourable" Wehrmacht. It's a myth that has been cultivated since the war ended and although it has fallen flat on its arse from research and testimonies, it is still widely believed.
@Miuziiiijke You know your stuff. It's quite scary when you hop onto the comment section of any WWII video and you see those certain types of people that say something along the lines of "Most Germans did not believe in Nazism" or how the wehrmacht was just fighting the war and hated the SS. It's as ignorant and misinforming as the myth of 'all Germans were bad' itself.
I feel their intentions are good but when spreading ignorance that would be made redundant with the quickest search on Google, people like that need to take more responsibility. Goebbels himself said that the bigger the lie and the more often you tell it, the more people will start to believe it.
"What happens on the Eastern Front, stays on the Eastern Front" needs to be a tshirt
No. It really doesn't.
And watch V Day parade in moscow wearing that
@@CurzdGob Why not?
@@Master_Of_The_Universe because the eastern front was a cesspool of war crimes. Innocents got murdered in the millions on the eastern front
@@Master_Of_The_Universe because, genocidal wars shouldn't become the butt of a joke. It's only funny until the fascist find it funny.
"Aryan skulls are very thick!"
"Oh, yes, I've heard, they're the thickest!"
Lmfao A++ My dudes
happy hannukah
Aria kommen aus dem 🇮🇷 Iran!
2:01 "No, I'm not doing that! My conscience is clear!"
2:03 "Well mine's not!"
LOL, that response killed me!
“If hitler wants to know how I died …” “He wont”
😂😂😂
I love how the SS Officer ducks and the military officer doesn’t shows that the SS were just mere paper pushers.
The Allgemeine SS maybe. Not the Waffen SS (combat SS).
Although the guy in the video is a panzer crew uniform from the regular armour divisions. Not an SS uniform.
@@JonathanWrightZA now I can see why this may be because of the skulls on the collar but there are a few difference in the uniform and that is there is no red piping to the uniform on the collar and the front of the jacket is that of a different buttons then that of a panzer uniform and more closey to the SS
Now not saying the waffen SS never saw combat but they were SS let’s not forget.
As well the creator hearted my post so i think I am right unless he comments
The were armed. There were whole divisions equipped with tanks and everything, often more up to date equipment then the army. I think they got tigers and king tigers first. The waffen (armed) ss were technically not part of the wermacht and more Hitler's private millita. They were closer to a wermacht unit then the others but still ss. They weren't just Gestapo and the camp runners or body guards. They were right through the entire government/ millitary construct of the Reich. Especially after the staufenburg plot. He started to think the whole millitary was out to get him so gave the ss even more power and influence. They also armed foreign troops because they had recruitment restrictions forced on them by the wermacht and it was an easy way to get around them.
@@canadianloyalist5491 Your comment was hearted/liked before I commented.
In this case, the lapel patches dictate the uniform. The Waffen SS used lightening bolt and diamond runes on the lapels, and the Totenkopf (death head) was kept for the hats (across the SS as a whole).
Panzer uniforms used a single skull on each lapel. The overall uniform here is also more reminiscent of a mechanic jumpsuit, which panzer crew were.
Its a humorous video, and very good one at that, so I'm really just nitpicking. Historical accuracy is not necessarily strived for, as much as I think they do try a reasonable effort. To your last comment, many of the Waffen SS most certainly saw combat alongside regular Heer infantry. As did the SS Panzer brigades. The Allgemeine SS were the bureaucrats and concentration/deathly camp guards. Regardless, both were part of the same criminal organisation.
outstanding to see that a youtube video is both more historicaly accurate and funny than a hollywood movie
The black uniform is actually not an SS Uniform but a Panzer (Tank) troop Uniform. They both had the Skulls. Ironically the Soviets confused both aswell... and thus shot all Captured Tank troops, assuming they where SS.
Not all (not even all SS were killed), it depends a bit on context
But the tank uniform is buttoned to the side, not in the middle, if I am not mistaken.
I believe the SS uniforms were black before the war but that was gradually phased out. I'm not particular on Nazi uniforms, but the materials are out there.
Better safe than sorry.
@@brianmead7556 the black ones for ceremonial or like, non-combat stuff. Whereas the feldgrau ones where worn in combat from the outset of the war.
German officer who flex Luger: 💰💰💰
German officer who has P38: 💸💸💸
Nobody:
The history channel at 3AM:
I really prefer these realistic skits instead of the war thunder ones I think these are more funny that's just what I think
Keep up the amazing work
I prefer these cause I don’t know anything about War Thunder
@@DeathnoteBB same
Why did this blow up
Yes, specially because I give no poops to WarThunder
@@kabardino1337 Im the same also I find the war thunder ones hard to follow
You guys probably have way too much fun filming these
When the Russian soldier came in after they put on the blindfold, it took me a moment to realise it WAS a Russian and not their fellow officer.
Loved that...."If the Fuhrer asks how I died""He wont"
Alright, you got me. I did not see that segway coming.
"Skilshaaaaarr!"
My great uncle was "Luftwaffe" during WWII. At least that's what that side of the family tells. When the end was near he had his family destroy all records and photos of him and then he ended himself. My great grand mother (his sister who had left Germany after WWI) had the only surviving photo of him. I saw it once. He was a low ranking army officer who jumped on the Nazi party bandwagon too late to significantly advance his career. What I have is two decades of postcards my great grandmother received from her family in the old country. Quite telling that in the years prior to WWII the rise of the Nazis was not discussed as a matter of ideology, but as a division of loot. Great uncle Otto got a promotion and a transfer to an influential position, it would be so much more money than before, and they would be getting a car and a house and vacations at the sea when the government redistributed the nation's stolen wealth. The promise of spoils is why they supported the Nazis. Of course the high ranking Nazis redistributed everything they stole to themselves. By the end everyone knew they'd been conned. Never believe the "we didn't know what was happening" lie. People knew, but because they saw others getting rich they kept their mouths shut hoping to get some of the "redistributed" wealth for themselves.
My great uncle was in the "Luftwaffe" too. A pilot. "Went missing" over Russia.
I still have some of his teaching handbooks (one about the technics of planes and one about foreign plane identification).
He allegedly turned down an offer to join the SS but I did some digging into the ideology of the Luftwaffe and mindset of the average pilot which makes me believe that his decision likely wasn't ideologically motivated.
this sounds oddly familiar.....
My ex gf's grandfather was part of a tank crew on the eastern front during WW2 and was nearly shot when they were captured because the russians thought their black uniforms were SS. (I mean he was a nazi and all, but not *that* nazi, you know?)
He made it home after some years in gulag.
Really makes you think about people that advocate for redistributing wealth and power in the States, while calling anyone that calls them out nazis...
@@DeadBaron How the hell did you get that from what he wrote?
The fact that he had a broken leg just adds lmao
It was prosthetic, so blown off.
Well done lads! Best transition into an advert yet!
I watch these hoping to see the ad. Seriously the best ad copy on the internet
Every German Officer in 1945 be like:
"Welp, I'm gonna abandon this sinking ship and go to Argentina for good."
-Lieutenant Hanz, Corporal Schneider, Hauptmann Kurt, and many other german officers
2:20 made me crylaugh. This is comedic gold.
Heavy Monty Python influence in this skit, that's what makes it so damn funny!
That and the fact that the main guy looks like Mr Bean.
"What happened on the Eastern front, stays on the Eastern front?" - Genius.
Man, ever since i started watching Squire his content has only gotten better and more hilarious.
Lol the German Captain's shoulder rank casually falling off.
If Mark Felton made skits, and pretty darn dark ones, at that.
The wardrobe and sets are so accurate and authentic that I’m pretty convinced that you guys actually go back in time to make these brilliant sketches.
😃
ah yes.. 1945, a great time to play chess while also losing a war
It's funny how ww2 is basically dps with multiple supports (germany with Romania oil, Italian navy, Finnish northern support, hungarian... something) vs a balanced team (weapons guy US, intelligence and air supremacy brittain and pure muscle USSr)
And in the end, no matter how hard you carry, your back will (battle of Britain) eventually (stalingrad) break (kursk)
@@thatonejoey1847 Amongst other things, the dps lagged hard when it mattered and after he took a gambit he had next to no chance of working. It also didn't help that he needed to bail that one support(Italy) who try-harded and failed.
*losing
@@turg1714 thanks ill fix it
@@nonstopdude no problem 👍
Every German scientist in 1946
"We're all living in America!"
Likewise valuable Nazis (not from camps and party leadership), Soviet collaborators and those Japanese motherfuckers from unit 731. Operation Paperclip: no matter what sick shit you've done to Jews, Gypsies, Slavs and Chinese, if you're useful against the Commies, welcome to the American Dream!
Paperclip noises
Das ist ein Zitat von Rammstein!
Bruh, this is dark…
Subbed.
First thumbnail was great. UA-cam issues I guess.Great vid sirs.
The SS in 1945 - “we are loyal to the end” *slowly backs away towards their local Vatican contact whose pockets are bulging
The Wehrmacht in 1945 - “well they will always need an army once the dust settles” *walks towards American lines
The Youth in 1945 - “death or victory” *actually fight until the bitter end in many cases
The Luftwaffe in 1945 - “have you heard of our lord and saviour (the soon to be) NATO?”
The kriegsmarine don't count or you just couldn't remember their name?
nah, the kriegsmarine just ceased existance altogether
@@qwopiretyu there wasn’t exactly much left by that point, although it’s ironic then that Donitz was the last chancellor of Germany.
@@qwopiretyu what kriegsmarine?
@@joebloggs7514 fair. And I'D never considered the connection but it's an interesting notion to ponder
Squire, you deserve more likes and subs and views. My favourite video was the "The war thunder experience". Please make a part 4. You should make it about ships.
No one has the experience because no one plays naval in WT
@@tetraxis3011 Not really, I sometimes play battleships and there's always a sever to hop into.
The hints and the jokes of the ss guy are killing me ,lol never change guys, this humor is something that shouldn't be suppressed
Like how the guy with crutches who couldn’t stand on the chair just gets up and walks away at the end
I’ve watched this probably 20 times. These two guys are so funny. Olly’s sense of humor is exactly mine, and Bill is funny too.
"Oh because they go first in chess?" "No". Made me spill my bedtime tea.
I wish someone would pick these guys up for an old school sketch show, like fry and Laurie
Edit: yay! Thanks squire! You truly are a sir
I really agree with you as well
Fun fact: editing your comment deletes the heart the creator gave you
@@Mister_Clean learnt the hard way haha
@@Mister_Clean well deserved, how cringe is edit: something something
@@semtheprogamingmaster8610 Well it does make a lot of sense. If you where allowed to edit the comment and a bit chintzy, you could theoretically fish for a heart and then rewrite the whole comment to be absolutely abhorring, making the creator look bad and/or distasteful. No youtuber would dare heart a comment if that where possible.
Nazi: “I’ve made some poor life choices.”
Me: “me too.”
i love how he checks if the mag is empty for the luger beforehand
"Luger barrels make for grear lollipops!"
-every german officer ever
Some of these jokes were very cleverly delivered. I love it.
Never too late for Burgdorf & Krebs farewell party, right?
This was some Monty Python level of comedy.
Cheers.
Well you know what they say you can’t spell success without the SS
The OG thumbnail was hilarious
The left guy is how I imagine Murdoc from Gorillaz looks like in real life.
I can confirm this because my Grand-Uncle who served in WW2 that is now in Argentina told me once that this is true.
What is true? Plz explain.
Whatever they pay you for your ads isn't nearly enough. You (and Sydney Watson) are the ONLY UA-camrs whose in-video ads I don't skip.
It was pretty much any enclave commander when the brotherhood attacked raven rock
I genuinely thought this was real footage, considering how perfectly Aryan the one Officer is. Peak Perfection.
let’s start a kickstarter for the Mein Easy Time book, we need it in these trying times
Probably because Mein Kampf is forbidden on UA-cam (in Germany at least).
This is Monty Python levels of fun! Well done!
Thanks for that, jolly kind!
Great humor as always, good job lads
Squire, I would love it if you did some skits about Verdun. Some British soldiers chilling in Fort Douaumont would be funny.
Oopsie, should’ve become a rocket scientist
Squire returns in glorious fashion
Hugo boss, to be more specific.
@@SquireComedy where do you get those uniforms anyways ?
Been trying to find some for a Halloween thing
@@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 do not.
@@funnydog7133 ?
@@SquireComedy in keeping with the times my friend
Nice pretty fast upload really on the ball recently thanks for a great video . Sending a like via carriers pigeon now!
Lovely comment, thanks!
It is always a great day when I see a new Squire video at the top of my YT list. I wish there was another level of YT Alert above the "All" Bell. I would use it on a very, very select number of channels, probably fewer than 1 dozen. Squire would be one of those. Even Squire's adverts are funny...sometimes better than the actual content...LOL.
In a single video, Bill shoots Ollie twice: in the advert, then in the content. Hmmm...perhaps we need to explore how Bill REALLY feels about Olie.
Wow, thank you! Yeah, I don't think he likes me.
4:39 that was the most unexpected sponser
“What’s it you’re reading, then?”
*Realizes he’s German and remembers the fires*
“Oh yeah.”
😂