Coca-Cola Was Invented Using Cocaine (feat. Bill Hader & Jenny Slate) - Drunk History

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • John Pemberton invented Coca-Cola while trying to create a patent medicine - but it had something a little extra in it.
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  • @ilirsulejmani7050
    @ilirsulejmani7050 5 років тому +16164

    Imagine a world where the government is like “hey you can’t put alcohol in this!!” And then they’re like “the cocaine is fine though.”

    • @nishot2639
      @nishot2639 5 років тому +284

      Coca leafs are pretty harmless, it takes alot more than only the leaves to make actual cocaine

    • @cassuttustshirt4949
      @cassuttustshirt4949 5 років тому +248

      @@nishot2639 I told of my friend's experience with coca leaves in Peru, where they are freely offered to anyone climbing to any height. He said it was like drinking an energy drink or Mountain Dew. And the guides recommended it, lol. Pretty much "Please spend 5 dollars for a bag of coca leaves. We will teach you how to chew it. It will give you energy and help fight against altitude sickness"

    • @Your_Mother881
      @Your_Mother881 5 років тому +66

      Ilir Sulejmani remember, this was before “over the counter cocain” (adderall) was legalized. It’s why cocain is illegal, because it’s a natural drug, like marijuana.

    • @cassuttustshirt4949
      @cassuttustshirt4949 5 років тому +148

      @@Your_Mother881 Dunno about cocaine (which I wouldn't say is truly natural, since it has to be refined, and cocaine isn't illegal in the same sense as marijuana, it CAN be prescribed legally on a federal level, just not in powder form) but marijuana wasn't made illegal because it was a natural drug. Various lobbyists with huge interest in the paper industry pressured politicians into making hemp illegal, because it was a danger to the tree-pulp paper industry. But it would have seemed suspicious to just outlaw hemp, so they outlawed marijuana for racist reasons (It makes black people violent, it makes Mexicans lazy, and whatnot) which were things the generally racist population of the 30's could get behind. They also quietly outlawed hemp, which is what they were after the whole time.

    • @tatertotter808
      @tatertotter808 5 років тому +14

      That world was like 80 years ago so

  • @sharifAdepetu
    @sharifAdepetu 4 роки тому +8042

    i love how she just casually insinuates Coca-Cola is running a cocanie buisness on the side towards the end

    • @kj8491
      @kj8491 3 роки тому +170

      I doubt that..
      not just because they can’t or something, but coca-cola is legal and make like 1000 times more money then cocaine without hassle

    • @magickalmason
      @magickalmason 3 роки тому +38

      @@AlwaysAskQuestion I see glass coke bottles all the time, they're sold in a bunch of stores where I live. You can get glass, can, or plastic bottles.

    • @endzi1248
      @endzi1248 3 роки тому +6

      @@AlwaysAskQuestion They use those in sandwich places

    • @prathification
      @prathification 3 роки тому +254

      @@kj8491 so there’s a company in New Jersey (if I’m not mistaken) that literally takes the cocaine out of the coca leaves for the Coca Cola company. They’re one of the biggest producers of lidocaine (pharmaceutical grade cocaine) often used as a local anesthetic, for example, by dentists pulling tooth’s etc.

    • @kj8491
      @kj8491 3 роки тому +13

      @@AlwaysAskQuestion
      So what? i see glass coke everywhere. not as much as plastic bottles, but still.
      What does that mean?

  • @eatienza9447
    @eatienza9447 5 років тому +5298

    That Bartender syncing up with the dog at 3:59
    I'm dead

  • @fiandrhi
    @fiandrhi 4 роки тому +2334

    Jenny: "He's on his death bed ..."
    Me: * takes sip of Coke *
    Jenny: "... from stomach cancer."
    Me: * SPITS *

    • @johnmarley1591
      @johnmarley1591 3 роки тому +101

      Dont worry mate. It was from his opium addiction.

    • @DeadpoolPlaylists
      @DeadpoolPlaylists 3 роки тому +14

      @@johnmarley1591 Ah yes the healthy man

    • @ananth.a
      @ananth.a 3 роки тому +12

      A big celebrity from my country (you might've seen him in a cameo role in The Great Gatsby) used to endorse cola to no end, to the point his face was synonymous with coca cola. Later his intestines went very bad and had to be removed and clipped so he vowed never to endorse Coca cola.

    • @Draftmaker
      @Draftmaker 3 роки тому +1

      Research 4-Methylimidazole...

    • @DyausAllback
      @DyausAllback 3 роки тому +2

      Coke give colon cancer, not stomach...

  • @ryanshields2195
    @ryanshields2195 5 років тому +4336

    "the two Cs will look really good next to each other" -Comedy Central

  • @hiwhale
    @hiwhale 5 років тому +5485

    Hearing Jenny slate’s laugh come out of Bill hader’s mouth is hilarious

  • @ratcone6414
    @ratcone6414 4 роки тому +1927

    Things that make me happy about this video: Bill Hader's little wiggle with Jenny's laugh, and the bartender getting turnt and barking in the background

  • @Satan-nw4lv
    @Satan-nw4lv 4 роки тому +644

    "He's in his death bed from stomach cancer"
    Drinks experimented liquids

    • @gavindecker6722
      @gavindecker6722 4 роки тому +3

      I thought he'd get sick from that but nah he died

    • @cdave2006
      @cdave2006 4 роки тому +3

      Well any sparkling drink is highly acid and can in the long term cause ulcers and and in the long run stomach cancer... Was it sparkling at that time anyway? Maybe he was drinking so much of he is own experiments... Including cancerous stuff.

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 4 роки тому +6

      @@cdave2006 Sparkling comes from dissolved CO2 and has nothing to do with acid being added in some drinks.

    • @doxed64
      @doxed64 4 роки тому +1

      Your pfp is scary than depiction of Satan ever

    • @laufdemkamp
      @laufdemkamp 3 роки тому

      @@gavindecker6722 underrated! Thank you for the laugh and have a nice day. :)

  • @christianmousley4648
    @christianmousley4648 5 років тому +1175

    2:51 the way bill hader does the wobble thing and then stands up straight just.. amazes me

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 роки тому +46

      I rewatched it 5 times now and it is indeed fascinating! But I'm on a Bill Hader binge and am pretty sure there's nothing he can't do when it comes to acting!

    • @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734
      @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734 4 роки тому +13

      @@jonnnnniej omg so proud to see others on bill's binge XD i love that wobble part too. he's amazing

    • @thomasrobinette3227
      @thomasrobinette3227 4 роки тому +12

      Actually everyone in the background has to look away when he does that. They all almost laugh

    • @emilykrey5319
      @emilykrey5319 4 роки тому +7

      Watch It: Chapter Two. There’s a scene where Pennywise hypnosis him (he plays Richie) and he goes completely limp in the matter of a second it’s amazing

    • @elizabethsaporito7566
      @elizabethsaporito7566 4 роки тому +1

      @@jonnnnniej ... So brilliant.

  • @rhibread11
    @rhibread11 4 роки тому +2675

    “So he decided to use a new ingredient... Coca!”
    *holds up a bay leaf*

    • @torqueblue
      @torqueblue 4 роки тому +77

      Nah that doesn’t look like a Pokémon to me.

    • @rhibread11
      @rhibread11 4 роки тому +10

      torqueblue 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 4 роки тому +38

      Do you know how hard it is to legally get access to coca plant samples in the U.S.?

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 4 роки тому +9

      Richard Thompson You gotta some balls and put proof of illegal activity in a publicly-available internet comedy sketch, my guy

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 4 роки тому +3

      @@limepop340 I learned it from an episode of This American Life.

  • @TruthSayer2007
    @TruthSayer2007 5 років тому +1842

    “We have so much energy. We’re not even hungry and we hiked the whole Andes!” But no, they were just a on cocaine.🤣

    • @ashlynngilsmore5728
      @ashlynngilsmore5728 5 років тому +15

      Unhealthy in the long run but Hell YEAH

    • @megg12345
      @megg12345 5 років тому +9

      young98 I was just going to comment this! Thank you!

    • @emmabennet888
      @emmabennet888 5 років тому +32

      people drink a lot of coca tea and you can even get it as a candy in Peru b/c it helps with altitude sickness (which is great for all the tourists visiting Machu Picchu)

    • @christineharrelson4831
      @christineharrelson4831 5 років тому +11

      @@young98-cc5ls Exactly! Once refined/distilled, it's not the same thing at all. I was given coca leaf tea to help with altitude sickness - definitely worked!

    • @HelgaCavoli
      @HelgaCavoli 5 років тому +12

      Stupid statement. Chewing a bit of a leaf is different from snorting a bunch of refined pure extract straight to the longs/blood stream.

  • @DISco1774
    @DISco1774 3 роки тому +72

    The bartender barking was just hilarious. Pure genius.

  • @paulsia1783
    @paulsia1783 5 років тому +2522

    "They put the cocaine somewhere else" *Winks and pulls out a Pepsi.

    • @RyRidge
      @RyRidge 4 роки тому +17

      Wink *Adderall

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 роки тому

      So that’s what Sis likes.

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 4 роки тому +1

      @@RyRidge nah, addies are basically meth, same with Ritalin. Coke is a different kind of high

    • @RyRidge
      @RyRidge 4 роки тому +3

      @@RageUnchained That sounds like something a Meth dealer would say!
      Coke and Adderall give you extra energy for a few hours. No big deal unless you become addicted. I'm sure most people try it.
      Meth keeps people awake for weeks and quickly drives them insane as soon as they start doing it. Only people who want to die try Meth.
      The More You Know...

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 4 роки тому +2

      @@RyRidge bruh, meth and adderall are one molecule different. Same with Ritalin, coke is a whole different thing. It comes from the coca plant. Addies and Ritalin are easy to get addicted to because they are basically meth, MDMA is also like meth chemically. I've done coke before and I used to have a scrip for adderall and before that Ritalin. They are a totally different highl/ feeling.

  • @bobon123
    @bobon123 5 років тому +1575

    For those interested, the extracted residual cocaine is sold to Mallinckrodt Inc., a St. Louis pharmaceutical manufacturer that is the only company in the United States licensed to purify the product for medicinal use.

    • @nothanks3980
      @nothanks3980 5 років тому +23

      Lidocaine, Orajel, etc.

    • @AupriProductions
      @AupriProductions 5 років тому +19

      @@nothanks3980 Those aren't made from cocaine

    • @andybaxter4442
      @andybaxter4442 5 років тому +82

      There is medical cocaine, it’s used in surgeries, to deaden Nerves and constrict blood vessels on a surgical site.

    • @GabrielsLogic
      @GabrielsLogic 5 років тому +10

      Wow! Thanks i did not know that

    • @amish.arthur.morgan
      @amish.arthur.morgan 5 років тому +71

      FBI has joined the chat

  • @arturomontes5884
    @arturomontes5884 5 років тому +2229

    "I tried to snort coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.."

  • @lauristonbrewster9097
    @lauristonbrewster9097 3 роки тому +114

    2:50 is why Bill Hader is one of the greatest to ever do it.

    • @by3176
      @by3176 3 роки тому +4

      That was my favorite part of the video hahaha, came to the comments to see if that had anyone else crackin up

    • @chuckhayes
      @chuckhayes 2 роки тому

      Hader is a genius

    • @t.c.thompson2359
      @t.c.thompson2359 Місяць тому

      25 GALLONS!!

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 5 років тому +6693

    I have a feeling she knows where they put all that cocaine 🧐

  • @thomasmader2417
    @thomasmader2417 5 років тому +6164

    I’m actually low-key convinced they still put cocaine in there

    • @nishot2639
      @nishot2639 5 років тому +289

      Cocaine is much more than only coca leafs, coca leafs are pretty harmless on its self and not addictive

    • @nishot2639
      @nishot2639 5 років тому +107

      Coca leafs are pretty harmless, there is a lot more to cocaine than only coca leafs.

    • @leaf4368
      @leaf4368 5 років тому +112

      I'm going to the coca cola factory next week. Time to find out.

    • @thomasmader2417
      @thomasmader2417 5 років тому +68

      @@leaf4368 Good luck and keep your head down.

    • @leaf4368
      @leaf4368 5 років тому +36

      @@thomasmader2417 SIR YES SIR

  • @syrusdavyrus3522
    @syrusdavyrus3522 5 років тому +3655

    I could use a Coca-Cola with coke in it right about now

    • @omargod5977
      @omargod5977 5 років тому +21

      Syrus Da Vyrus it’d go great with my corn dog

    • @CrownK100
      @CrownK100 5 років тому +1

      😂🤣🤣😂

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 5 років тому +1

      Classic!

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 5 років тому +1

      @@omargod5977 I highly doubt that.

    • @GBart
      @GBart 5 років тому +6

      Add caffiene powder. Cocaine is basically just really really strong caffeine. They both stimulate the release of adrenaline and dopamine, cocaine just does it more.

  • @chipolmstead9220
    @chipolmstead9220 4 роки тому +101

    Jenny Slate and Bill Hader are hilarious. These Drunk History episodes are so good.

  • @EchoInTheKettle
    @EchoInTheKettle 4 роки тому +4670

    "He actually made the most successful drink that humans will ever drink, ever."
    Water: Am I a joke to you?

    •  4 роки тому +16

      I only drink water, when I don't have anything better to drink.

    • @MIFROMDA2
      @MIFROMDA2 4 роки тому +26

      Jan Sitkowski that’s not healthy lol

    • @tylerdurden8166
      @tylerdurden8166 4 роки тому +133

      Wait man made water?i thought water was just always there..hmm you learn stuff every day

    • @ttime441
      @ttime441 4 роки тому +18

      @ Looks like not drinking water is already having an effect on you lowering your IQ

    • @ttime441
      @ttime441 4 роки тому +3

      @ There were babies born that died without a drop of water, so you're wrong

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 5 років тому +1628

    She genuinely wishes she could drink some of that coke 😂

    • @damnnn3790
      @damnnn3790 5 років тому +18

      FoshoGotFlow same tho

    • @jackwarren1687
      @jackwarren1687 5 років тому +1

      It's pretty easy to make really...

    • @kushstein
      @kushstein 5 років тому +24

      Only need two things. A can of coke and a drug dealer.

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 років тому +11

      Fosho: I have been told that tea made from coca leaves is very mild, no stronger than coffee. She didn't miss that much.
      Well, the cocaine has been taken out, the cola nut has been taken out, and the sugar in the USA has been replaced by corn syrup. It's not really the same drink.

    • @FoshoTheOne
      @FoshoTheOne 5 років тому +1

      @@milascave2 interesting, i didn't even know they made tea with coca leaves. i'm assuming i would be hard to take all traces of cocaine. ... i won't be surprise if coca cola actually still has some trace cocaine lol

  • @raykehr1832
    @raykehr1832 5 років тому +1598

    I love the reenactment in this it’s so funny with her voice.

    • @introusas
      @introusas 4 роки тому +11

      "25,000?"
      "25 GALLONS"
      "okay"

    • @minilla4778
      @minilla4778 4 роки тому +1

      How do you have one key like but only two replies

    • @Neetneet007
      @Neetneet007 4 роки тому

      Yeah it’s really funny 😂

    • @jebushwplainview9453
      @jebushwplainview9453 4 роки тому +3

      That’s how this sketch show rolls...
      Glad it became as popular as it did...
      I highly recommend the Benjamin Franklin discovers electricity one...
      Personal favorite

    • @robinreality9979
      @robinreality9979 2 роки тому +1

      The laugh n "um"

  • @alexgee6393
    @alexgee6393 3 роки тому +70

    Howard wolowitz, astronaut and time traveling entrepreneur.

    • @cab06215
      @cab06215 3 роки тому +1

      Raj send him back to the past

  • @ArturGlass.C
    @ArturGlass.C 5 років тому +604

    "No nobody should drink alcohol" "Arrrh fine I'll remove the wine and just put cocaine in it then" - XDD

    • @TruthGatherer2013
      @TruthGatherer2013 5 років тому +11

      fun fact: more people die from alcohol & tobacco then from any other drugs x times a lot

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 років тому +7

      @@TruthGatherer2013 Yes because less people consume it but if you replace alcohol and put cocaine instead but the consumption stays the same. There'll be more death.

    • @TruthGatherer2013
      @TruthGatherer2013 5 років тому +2

      ​@@ArturGlass.C www.irishtimes.com/news/health/alcohol-more-dangerous-than-cocaine-or-heroin-1.671562

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 5 років тому

      @@ArturGlass.C well,thats wrong xD

    • @متين-ج4ز
      @متين-ج4ز 5 років тому +1

      Alcohol is a drug and should be banned

  • @MrSmith-vw6cl
    @MrSmith-vw6cl 4 роки тому +905

    I actually didn't notice the bartender/cashier? barking when Reggie was barking HAHAHA!

    • @dr.easymode5345
      @dr.easymode5345 4 роки тому +18

      He's the series creator and yeah that was so funny. He's also the interviewer.

    • @orangecandy3599
      @orangecandy3599 4 роки тому +3

      Omg I didn't see that

    • @itsjayn4538
      @itsjayn4538 4 роки тому

      and why did u comment as if u know he barked?

    • @Zip0h3ight
      @Zip0h3ight 4 роки тому +1

      I think he's a Soda Jerk

    • @MayaLiladiVento
      @MayaLiladiVento 3 роки тому

      Hahaaaa, I totally missed that!!

  • @ThePopushi
    @ThePopushi 4 роки тому +1649

    And then came along the inventor who's catchphrase was--
    Is Pepsi okay?

  • @jasontucher7011
    @jasontucher7011 4 роки тому +155

    I've never heard of drunk history until now. This is my preferred method of story telling now.

    • @mirandadobbins3769
      @mirandadobbins3769 2 роки тому +2

      Back when we had tv stations for entertainment, this was some of the best.

    • @donkagwema7274
      @donkagwema7274 2 роки тому +2

      I only heard about it today and I totally agree. I have laughed.

  • @Hillbillyhiker
    @Hillbillyhiker 5 років тому +937

    Gramps:back in my day we did real work
    Me:back in your day soda had cocaine in it

    • @Butterfly-vr5py
      @Butterfly-vr5py 5 років тому +26

      Back in your day abandoning your family and going to the next town over was a thing pawpaw :)

    • @kuivia
      @kuivia 5 років тому +5

      @@Butterfly-vr5py parents abandoning children is still a thing

    • @Butterfly-vr5py
      @Butterfly-vr5py 5 років тому +7

      @@kuivia its not as easy and no one drives for a mile and starts a new life.

    • @kuivia
      @kuivia 5 років тому +1

      @@Butterfly-vr5py just because it's harder doesn't make it less true

    • @Butterfly-vr5py
      @Butterfly-vr5py 5 років тому +2

      @@kuivia i didn't say it wasnt true I was just pointing out that it was much easier to do so.

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 5 років тому +2786

    I’ll watch anything with Bill Hader in it

    • @19blaktop
      @19blaktop 5 років тому +27

      And I'll sniff anything with cocaine in it..

    • @eliza5290
      @eliza5290 5 років тому +12

      Devon Palmer have u watched Barry yet?

    • @DevonPalmer98
      @DevonPalmer98 5 років тому +17

      Cherriopia
      Yes I have watched the best show on tv right now

    • @Pennstate123686
      @Pennstate123686 5 років тому +4

      @@DevonPalmer98 Barry is phenomenally good.

    • @CarrotFlowers421
      @CarrotFlowers421 5 років тому +1

      Me and me also

  • @Morporkshortman
    @Morporkshortman 4 роки тому +168

    Bill Hader's lil giggle dance to match the speaker is fantastic!

    • @crazygsus9060
      @crazygsus9060 4 роки тому +6

      I will randomly remember that specifically and laugh out loud in public with no context.

    • @Fandangtastic
      @Fandangtastic 4 роки тому +2

      It was really cute.

    • @Morporkshortman
      @Morporkshortman 4 роки тому +1

      @@crazygsus9060 you should do the lil dance when you laugh too

    • @lunasorree7177
      @lunasorree7177 4 роки тому

      Just Some Alien With Internet Access thanks

  • @KpopMom1980
    @KpopMom1980 4 роки тому +37

    "they took the cocaine out and put it somewhere else" lol

  • @SheisB515
    @SheisB515 5 років тому +859

    Not supposed to be on my phone at work but 🤷🏽 it's Bill Hader

    • @neurotiddies
      @neurotiddies 5 років тому +3

      me in high school watching him on snl during class on my ancient acer laptop fff

    • @amanuel_23
      @amanuel_23 5 років тому +3

      @@neurotiddies 😂🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @deepwaters7242
      @deepwaters7242 5 років тому +1

      I watched this specifically for Mr. Hader making funny faces. I also watch dateline because of him....

  • @infraredization
    @infraredization 5 років тому +461

    No one is gonna talk about how much sugar he dumped into that bowl 😂

    • @dagripper77
      @dagripper77 5 років тому +22

      No, that's also how you make Kool-Aid.

    • @cneddy22
      @cneddy22 5 років тому +52

      That’s probably not even how much goes in a batch

    • @jamerv86
      @jamerv86 5 років тому +18

      cneddy22 yeah, there would be a shitload more....

    • @jamerv86
      @jamerv86 5 років тому +6

      Because it’s not surprising.

    • @truekiba
      @truekiba 5 років тому +11

      It's more like it's not even enough...

  • @jcurbadhabit
    @jcurbadhabit 5 років тому +223

    When the dog starts barking and they put that into the dubbing too. LOL

    • @rambam77
      @rambam77 5 років тому +3

      i couldnt stop gigginggginlingaling

  • @Robman92
    @Robman92 3 роки тому +39

    Love how she’s on the verge of laughter the entire time, it’s adorable and hilarious 😂

  • @Gootothesecond
    @Gootothesecond 5 років тому +1800

    I love that she gets woke at the end. "Do the math on that one."

    • @TurboCarSlut
      @TurboCarSlut 5 років тому +4

      the crave was strong there....

    • @tiltil9442
      @tiltil9442 4 роки тому +7

      "...Meth...“

    • @samnorris3649
      @samnorris3649 4 роки тому +30

      I vote 'get woke' is the #1 cringiest term of recent times. Millenials are so fucking cringe.

    • @minhhuyle43
      @minhhuyle43 4 роки тому +70

      @@samnorris3649 ok boomer.

    • @citraimani5552
      @citraimani5552 4 роки тому +2

      @@minhhuyle43 OK ddang kong

  • @saucejohnson9862
    @saucejohnson9862 4 роки тому +1924

    She’s 37 years old, she looks 25.

  • @michaelparson4369
    @michaelparson4369 5 років тому +365

    Watching drunk history while drunk is just watching history

    • @CountryFriedCryptid
      @CountryFriedCryptid 2 роки тому +2

      it's like multiplying two negative numbers together

    • @hankmoody7513
      @hankmoody7513 2 роки тому

      Yeah I'm uh.. not sure that math checks out.

  • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
    @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 3 роки тому +98

    You know, Jenny is really onto something. The two Cs is a really catchy combo! It's a shame that no one will ever think of putting them together again.

    • @erislee7333
      @erislee7333 3 роки тому

      Oh these two ingredients will be back together soon! Have hope my friend have hope

    • @MarkSiosal
      @MarkSiosal 2 роки тому +2

      The guy that invented cubic centimetres did it!

    • @isabelmauricio6394
      @isabelmauricio6394 2 роки тому +2

      Not even Chanel. 😉

    • @lamefart
      @lamefart 2 роки тому +3

      Or Comedy Central

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 2 роки тому

      @@MarkSiosal Now that you mention it, so did 10CC!

  • @MrJfizzle11233
    @MrJfizzle11233 4 роки тому +613

    Did Jenny Slate just casually expose Coca Cola's illegal cocaine dealing?

    • @reginanemo640
      @reginanemo640 4 роки тому +7

      FeejGuy Rza i guess

    • @hgbugalou
      @hgbugalou 4 роки тому +16

      Cocaine was completely legal at the time.

    • @mmmm-co4dc
      @mmmm-co4dc 4 роки тому +13

      This is a very well known fact

    • @MATADOR8888
      @MATADOR8888 4 роки тому +9

      Nah there's one facility in NJ that imports all coca leaves and strips oit the coke for medicinal use. Whatever cocacola uses now isn't the same fun one lol

    • @AbhayAggarwal
      @AbhayAggarwal 4 роки тому +1

      @@MATADOR8888 sure, it's "medicinal use"!

  • @Norsilca
    @Norsilca 5 років тому +79

    God, that little hip wiggle at 2:48
    I love when the performers add in subtle but transformative touches like that.

  • @dreagan9368
    @dreagan9368 5 років тому +801

    Jenny Slate is my favorite drunk - the cutiest pie ever!

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner 5 років тому +4

      Danny Reagan and she has Reggie with her for her episodes 😍

    • @deeacosta2734
      @deeacosta2734 5 років тому +10

      Danny Reagan Captain America hit that.

    • @arindamghosh6386
      @arindamghosh6386 5 років тому +6

      Jenny is hot

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 5 років тому +5

      I'd do somthing to her that has the word pie in it

    • @Josh-gv4pt
      @Josh-gv4pt 5 років тому +12

      Y'all are desperate, cause this is the annoying ass girl everybody avoids at the party. You can find attractive women who don't make you want to shoot yourself in the head when they open their mouths...

  • @PsylentSir
    @PsylentSir 4 роки тому +355

    *listening to her voice and giggles makes me fall in love, no wonder why Chris Evans fall in love to her*

    • @derekg5674
      @derekg5674 4 роки тому +16

      I can only see her as Mona-Lisa, so that character kind of ruined her for me.

    • @sav4ge960
      @sav4ge960 4 роки тому +4

      Simp

    • @sixwacks
      @sixwacks 4 роки тому +3

      Said no one ever

    • @yo_its_devo
      @yo_its_devo 4 роки тому +5

      @BigChonk13 incel

    • @calsaver
      @calsaver 4 роки тому +13

      Lol this is the difference between men and women, to me her voice is incredibly annoying.

  • @julia0c3anchild72
    @julia0c3anchild72 5 років тому +184

    Simon Helberg's non-matching mustache gives me life.

  • @alexthelizardking
    @alexthelizardking 5 років тому +354

    Pemberton was a wounded civil war veteran who got hooked on morphine. He invented Coke because he wanted an easier high.

    • @cesardachimp8172
      @cesardachimp8172 5 років тому +11

      Yes, he was a filthy confederate.

    • @WestTNConfed
      @WestTNConfed 4 роки тому +13

      @@cesardachimp8172 An alpha male chad Confederate that all the Yankee girls swooned over

    • @jackwarren1687
      @jackwarren1687 4 роки тому +1

      And??

  • @stumppalicious
    @stumppalicious 5 років тому +593

    Ok I loved this but what's actually legitimately funny about coca cola is the guy made it to get off of his morphine addiction lol

    • @PeanutButterZombie00
      @PeanutButterZombie00 5 років тому +25

      And then he died of stomach cancer! Hahahaha, hilarious!!

    • @egillyard
      @egillyard 5 років тому +19

      stumppalicious 0321 sold the recipe for nearly nothing. Due to his morphine addiction.

    • @JebusMagno
      @JebusMagno 5 років тому +9

      @@PeanutButterZombie00 yeah like so funny right! Lets laugh together at cancer an adiction wuhuu

    • @AtomicFuture1982
      @AtomicFuture1982 5 років тому +1

      @@JebusMagno Snowflakes?? Where??

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 4 роки тому +12

      @@PeanutButterZombie00 The joke was that by trying to cure himself of one addiction, he was completely unaware that one of the base ingredients in his "cure" was the source of another highly addictive drug. It's like trying to eat healthier by cutting chocolate chip cookies out of your diet and switching to potato chips.

  • @PopeLando
    @PopeLando 4 роки тому +10

    2:05 Jesus, how tall IS Bill Hader? [looks] Oh, he's just standing next to Wolowitz.

  • @Exp.LJ1223
    @Exp.LJ1223 5 років тому +703

    2:50 when she laughs and he did that I lost it hahah.
    Edit: Wow, thanks for the likes everyone :)

    • @ChaMiranda21
      @ChaMiranda21 5 років тому +25

      I had to repeat than 10x over. Bill Hader is iconic!

    • @MelissaNgai
      @MelissaNgai 5 років тому +7

      I was just about to comment that haha it was such a great moment

    • @jessejames8547
      @jessejames8547 5 років тому +3

      Lmao classic

    • @ПлатонУченик
      @ПлатонУченик 5 років тому +4

      That's when I lost it too. Bill Hader made the best of that scene and voice over.

    • @thejiggy
      @thejiggy 5 років тому +4

      I was eating Chipotle at that part and I inhaled rice and guac (that was extra) trying to not laugh and almost died haha

  • @irreplaceable02
    @irreplaceable02 5 років тому +313

    i just love hearing her voice come out of his mouth so much especially when she goes “people will love this” on 1:58

  • @Kevschwa
    @Kevschwa 5 років тому +199

    "They still use the coca leaves, but they put the cocaine... somewhere else."

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 5 років тому +12

      Smart People Lie - and then nods knowingly 🧐😉

    • @allthingstoallmen8912
      @allthingstoallmen8912 5 років тому +9

      They're snorting mounds of cocaine at coca cola HQ lmao

  • @katyclaflin1184
    @katyclaflin1184 3 роки тому +10

    3:59 him barking in the back has me FLOORED its perfect

  • @XneverstopfightingX
    @XneverstopfightingX 5 років тому +297

    To be fair, everything had cocaine in it back then. The golden years.

    • @jedimidgetkilla
      @jedimidgetkilla 5 років тому +14

      and morphine and heroin to help ppl addicted to morphine ... or was it the other way around?

    • @19blaktop
      @19blaktop 5 років тому +2

      Its making a come back!! You should get back on the train..

    • @tommcfeely8707
      @tommcfeely8707 5 років тому

      Also had to love the xray machine they had for people to be able to see the bones of their feet in the shoes they were purchasing in the olden days also, people actually lost feet due to the amount of radiation that machine sprayed them with.

    • @ChuckyMarks
      @ChuckyMarks 5 років тому +4

      We need to make America great again

    • @Ren_Zu
      @Ren_Zu 5 років тому +2

      Ancient people create gods cuz they high they hallicinate gods n monster

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 5 років тому +202

    1:53 that thunder when he puts a ton of sugar XD

  • @VictorTalhaOfficial
    @VictorTalhaOfficial 5 років тому +152

    "Cocaine's helluva drug!" lol

  • @CultWhatever
    @CultWhatever 3 роки тому +19

    They had such a missed opportunity to drink rum and coke

  • @kornsin
    @kornsin 5 років тому +2224

    Jenny Slate (edited as I had spelled it incorrectly as Slater) is stupidly hot to me. Am I the only one? Show of hands.

  • @veryberry39
    @veryberry39 4 роки тому +33

    The indigenous guy giggling after saying he hiked "the whole Andes" cracked me up.

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 5 років тому +687

    Do a Drunk History about the fact that Mt.Dew was invented using meth.

    • @the-savannahbean9267
      @the-savannahbean9267 5 років тому +22

      Wait really?!!

    • @brandonandrew6844
      @brandonandrew6844 5 років тому +42

      Mountain Dew is actually another name for moonshine...

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 5 років тому +25

      Where did you hear that? Do you mean it was made using meth as an ingredient, or that the inventors were high on meth when they created it? All I can find is sources that say it was made using lithium. I've always heard that it was made as a mixer, and that mountain dew was a slang term for moonshine.

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 5 років тому +87

      It's just a joke, sorry, it's just a joke.

    • @myboyz9391
      @myboyz9391 5 років тому +19

      @@the-savannahbean9267 I remember around 1966 when I was a little girl wanting to buy a Mountain Dew at the pool. It was pretty new and it had a pic of a hillbilly on the can drinking moonshine. Lol And the TV commercial said.."Yahoo..Mountain Dew!!!" 😂

  • @jaytastic479
    @jaytastic479 4 роки тому +24

    Jenny Slate and Bill Hader... hmmm... I thought perfection was a myth...

  • @fikrialanshory4589
    @fikrialanshory4589 4 роки тому +67

    The "mimimimi,,, i want more" part makes me dying lol

  • @mahirshahriyar545
    @mahirshahriyar545 5 років тому +57

    Barry’s acting skills that he learned from Gene is getting him to places.

    • @andypotanin
      @andypotanin 4 роки тому +1

      He's really come a long way!

    • @helenli7302
      @helenli7302 4 роки тому

      @@andypotanin Honestly? Good for him on finding his purpose.

  • @jamesobrian1643
    @jamesobrian1643 5 років тому +47

    @3:58 When Derek Waters (playing the server) starts to bark. I lost it.

  • @nickioh9194
    @nickioh9194 4 роки тому +32

    Jenny-“ They still use the leaves they just took the COCAINE out “
    Why does the look on her face makes me think 🤔 she should say
    “ALLEGEDLY “

  • @countryinnsuitesmatthews2250
    @countryinnsuitesmatthews2250 4 роки тому +9

    I lost it at 4:10
    Seeing Bill Hader tell the bartender "Reggie, Goddamnit!" in Jenny Slate's voice got me

  • @xtxschmidt
    @xtxschmidt 5 років тому +76

    I want tipsy Jenny Slate to narrate my life

  • @Sourav_Om
    @Sourav_Om 4 роки тому +391

    The Friend Is Howard Wolowitz! 😂

  • @HuLou
    @HuLou 4 роки тому +6

    A lot of people don’t know he started making Coca Cola by trying to help ease the pain of an injury he received during the Civil War as a Lieutenant Colonel in the Confederate Army.

  • @richmarez6016
    @richmarez6016 5 років тому +19

    REGGIE GODDAMN IT😂 the actors pausing for the barks was great

  • @MarioDiaz-kx1kb
    @MarioDiaz-kx1kb 5 років тому +483

    she is 37? I can't wrap my head around this

    • @craignavarosa9755
      @craignavarosa9755 5 років тому

      37 likes wohoh

    • @MrAlipatik
      @MrAlipatik 5 років тому +22

      37 is not that old 60 is old..

    • @uptone12111
      @uptone12111 5 років тому +2

      Shuddupa u face

    • @veton4182
      @veton4182 5 років тому +4

      @@MrAlipatikwhat are you saing she looks like she is 27 not old

    • @MrPoopyButthoIe
      @MrPoopyButthoIe 5 років тому +4

      That's not that old...

  • @ПлатонУченик
    @ПлатонУченик 5 років тому +20

    Bill Hader performed this role so well even with the laughter parts and the dog barking lmao. I'm beginning to enjoy these drunken narrations.

  • @beefusmcwellington2933
    @beefusmcwellington2933 4 роки тому +14

    If I was a history teacher, I would definitely show these videos to teach my class

  • @farrukh1989
    @farrukh1989 5 років тому +417

    We all should collectively sue the Coca-Cola cooperation for not sticking to the original recipe! Make Coca-Cola great again!

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 5 років тому +31

      plot twist, coca-cola is the one that actually is bringing cocaine over the boarder with the help of the cartels and selling it on the side. Laundering the money through their multi-billion dollar corporation.

    • @kennethbesselman5739
      @kennethbesselman5739 5 років тому +5

      Put cocaine back it? Then we can REALLY "Enjoy Coca Cola"

    • @FreedomNurse
      @FreedomNurse 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 роки тому

      Or better?

    • @saucejohnson9862
      @saucejohnson9862 4 роки тому +1

      Farrukh Babazade And make Santa green again!

  • @kushstein
    @kushstein 5 років тому +259

    She’s so damn cute. I love all of her stuff.

    • @zydhas2838
      @zydhas2838 5 років тому +12

      Yeah I was about to say, Bill Hader is usually a god tier comedian but his pantomiming was absolutely overshadowed by her super adorable narrating.

    • @Bikinigirl05
      @Bikinigirl05 5 років тому +1

      especially the youtube show with Norm Mcdonald

    • @ItsaDaPope-a
      @ItsaDaPope-a 5 років тому +1

      @@Bikinigirl05 Which show is that?

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 4 роки тому +57

    My favorite thing about this show is when reenactors act out Jenny Slate's punctuative laughs

  • @sailor_anna9924
    @sailor_anna9924 3 роки тому +3

    the actors reaction to her dog barking had me on the ground lmfao. A+

  • @MunthApollo
    @MunthApollo 5 років тому +362

    How is she so cute?! Shes so beautiful and has a vibrant voice.

    • @vityamv
      @vityamv 4 роки тому +17

      i think its called being sexy, and she got plenty of that

    • @MunthApollo
      @MunthApollo 4 роки тому +2

      @@vityamv well I guess that's one way to put it haha!

    • @hacker-7214
      @hacker-7214 4 роки тому +1

      Shes sooo sexxyyyy made me beat my meat

    • @MunthApollo
      @MunthApollo 4 роки тому +1

      @@hacker-7214 TMI

    • @kcmarm
      @kcmarm 4 роки тому

      tincho
      The Woooorrst!
      She was awesome in parks and rec.

  • @jacobandrews2663
    @jacobandrews2663 4 роки тому +33

    His stomach cancer was most likely a direct result of consuming Coca Cola; ironically enough, that is

  • @avril4293
    @avril4293 4 роки тому +352

    So, I am from Peru and some people here still chew coca leaves or drink coca mate. It's completely safe for your body and it can be beneficial for your health, it gives you a boost of energy and it's great for altitude sickness. I love coca mate in the mornings, for me it works better than coffee

    • @chocomimi5076
      @chocomimi5076 4 роки тому +17

      Yup same my art teacher once went there and she went to the andes and drank the tea and she brought some back accidently

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 4 роки тому +50

      Its probably much safer than pure cocaine. Like there is a huge difference between drinking a cup of coffee, and washing down a handful of caffeine pills with a 6 pack of redbull. One isn't going to do much damage and the other is liable to kill you.

    • @marleylove510
      @marleylove510 4 роки тому +15

      @@chocomimi5076
      "😉" "😉" "accidentally, lol.

    • @joaquindejesus5395
      @joaquindejesus5395 4 роки тому +6

      I was about to write something about this. Gracias lol

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 4 роки тому +3

      Do you get the same high you would chewing a leaf as you would snorting a line of coke?

  • @killerrobz
    @killerrobz 3 роки тому +2

    From rocket engineer to coca cola dealer... Howard Wolowitz you the man hahaha

  • @jessicaposada6521
    @jessicaposada6521 4 роки тому +429

    Coca leaves is not the same as cocaine. I mean vodka is made from potatoes, but nobody can get drunk from eating french fries.

    • @whatisahandlebruh
      @whatisahandlebruh 4 роки тому +100

      I dunno man, them potatoes seem pretty strong.

    • @constantTVstatic
      @constantTVstatic 4 роки тому +62

      Wait you guys don't get drunk from french fries?

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 4 роки тому +10

      So the leaf doesn't even compare to, say, snorting an actual line of cocaine?

    • @asinghal9666
      @asinghal9666 4 роки тому +37

      It's not the same, fermentation converts carbs in potato into alcohol. If you really want a comparison, tobacco leaves will be an apt comparison, you can get a kick by both chewing and smoking tobacco. Similarly, you can get high by chewing marijuana leaves not just by actual weed.

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 4 роки тому

      @@samanthachurch You have gotten hungover from doing what, eating fries?

  • @dannyirish6526
    @dannyirish6526 4 роки тому +12

    I like Bill Haders frustration when the temperence movement was giving him greif. Classic haha

  • @TheCarameldance
    @TheCarameldance 4 роки тому +17

    Make another one with Bill Hader as the narrator!! He's already laughing too much his drunk self would laugh his back off through the whole thing and it'd be hilarious!

  • @attractivekiwi4772
    @attractivekiwi4772 4 роки тому +20

    It’s simple, I see Bill Hader...
    *I click*

  • @bioluminescentduck2318
    @bioluminescentduck2318 4 роки тому +31

    Bartender: *barks*
    Billhader: GOD DAMNIT REGGIE 😤😤😤

  • @marissawilson4644
    @marissawilson4644 5 років тому +32

    Wine? How dare you?!? Cocaine? That's okay?

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 5 років тому +1

      Marissa Wilson wine that people have drank for thousands of years? sinful, it makes people crazy! Funny plant no one heard of until a couple months ago from stories natives told them about an energy leaf? sure why not, what could go wrong?

    • @teacooper6485
      @teacooper6485 4 роки тому

      @@timfrey2358 I am now calling cocaine funny plant and never explaining my reasoning I thank you

  • @Palidor19
    @Palidor19 4 роки тому +10

    I love it when they incorporate outside distractions (dog barking) into the reenactments. It makes it so much better

  • @adrock4737
    @adrock4737 3 роки тому +2

    0:01 Whoa folks, no foolin'-- I have that same glassware.

  • @aleksandarmaksic5040
    @aleksandarmaksic5040 5 років тому +12

    2:23 Howard Wolowitz finaly cracked time travel

  • @dnvnnck
    @dnvnnck 5 років тому +326

    They skipped the part where Robinson swindled the rights from Pemberton and kept all the profit.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 5 років тому +3

      d0ch0liday Wikipedia says he sold majority of the ownership to support his morphine habit and his son sold the minority share he kept.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 5 років тому +4

      Scotty St Cloud I’m not even criticizing them. I just was curious how selling their shares equates to being swindled. Swindled has implications of being tricked out of the company; not selling your share over an extended period of time(even if it was for an addiction). Unless they were literally paying him in morphine; it doesn’t sound like he was taken advantage.

    • @LaurenceQuint
      @LaurenceQuint 5 років тому +3

      A history of Coke without mentioning Asa Candler is pretty incomplete, if not downright inaccurate.

  • @agerestricted5216
    @agerestricted5216 5 років тому +57

    2:08 “they didn’t have soda yet” *ice cream soda on the chalkboard in next shot*

    • @avadeluca4286
      @avadeluca4286 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @ohood4863
      @ohood4863 5 років тому

      And then she says says "medicine soda drink thingy" 6 seconds later.

    • @Hapetiitti
      @Hapetiitti 4 роки тому

      Sure, they had soda water, but I assume nobody had created a "soda pop" yet. Soft drinks go under many different names in different parts of the world, and it's often confusing. I've heard from a French guy that they call all soft drinks "coca" :D

    • @tk9839
      @tk9839 4 роки тому

      What do you expect from a channel titled Drunken History...

    • @soulsymphony5111
      @soulsymphony5111 4 роки тому

      woah good eye xD

  • @GenerallyTyler
    @GenerallyTyler 10 місяців тому +1

    The whole skit is gold, but the barking always has me in stitches.

  • @ripleydrawsandthings
    @ripleydrawsandthings 4 роки тому +65

    Dude, that’s Howard from Big Bang Theory!

  • @Folse
    @Folse 4 роки тому +31

    She was BLASTED at the end. Good heavens.

  • @hunneylipps
    @hunneylipps 5 років тому +131

    I'm so in love with Bill Hader

  • @xenostim
    @xenostim 2 роки тому +2

    4:04 she's so amazed that her dog barks lol

    • @netflixandchinchilla
      @netflixandchinchilla 2 роки тому +1

      At least she didn't swing it around by the leash like she did in Everything Everywhere All at Once 😂

    • @musicaleuphoria8699
      @musicaleuphoria8699 2 роки тому +1

      @@netflixandchinchilla 🤣Me and friend of mine laughed so hard at that scene. "Pomerarian Star".

  • @nathanjones1209
    @nathanjones1209 5 років тому +22

    Mona Lisa Sapperstein: "Coca-Cola PWEEEEEAASE"

  • @AbhishekMukherjee
    @AbhishekMukherjee 5 років тому +6

    You know it’ll be a bomb when you have Jenny Slate, Bill Hader and Simon Helberg in it at the same time!!!

  • @lofiahh9983
    @lofiahh9983 5 років тому +140

    Drunk history feat. Michael Peña
    Up! This please.

    • @TheCldmstrsn
      @TheCldmstrsn 5 років тому

      How have they not done this yet?

  • @uoysiohw9364
    @uoysiohw9364 2 роки тому +1

    Her: I missed so much from not being old
    Laughs*
    Sounds high