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  • @hannahmcgahan8920
    @hannahmcgahan8920 6 років тому +496

    "for 50p Dara O'Brinian will toss you off" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PhilipTheBigOne
      @PhilipTheBigOne 4 роки тому +8

      That was the same episode as the "Here comes the Irish team" jokes...

    • @xtheamazingax
      @xtheamazingax 4 роки тому +2

      Only 50p? He's worth WAY more than that!

    • @applejuice5272
      @applejuice5272 3 роки тому +5

      @@xtheamazingax Yes! 51p

    • @CraneProductions27
      @CraneProductions27 Рік тому

      "Give me a quid at least, I'm asking."😂

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 8 місяців тому

      *I'm classy
      Kiss'em an'everything!

  • @RylanStorm
    @RylanStorm 5 років тому +35

    The best thing about this is that Hugh often does voiceovers for charity appeals so it sounds so believable.

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 6 років тому +262

    Milton's cup of coffee joke was brilliant

  • @rudirestless
    @rudirestless 6 років тому +687

    shoplifters anonymous. Helping people to help themselves. Rofl.

    • @billrussell7227
      @billrussell7227 4 роки тому +1

      To help people who help themselves, help themselves.

  • @BlahDBlahDBlah
    @BlahDBlahDBlah 4 роки тому +16

    Milton's "rescue cats" joke underappreciated there, I think.
    Almost sank without trace.

  • @SamEvans-yq5oc
    @SamEvans-yq5oc 6 років тому +104

    I, multi millionaire a list celebrity, am desperately asking the general public who are barely making ends meat, freezing in winter because you can't afford to keep the gas meter running, to donate just 5 pound so others don't have to.

    • @Agnethatheredhairkid
      @Agnethatheredhairkid 6 років тому +12

      @ SamEvans1206: Well bloody said, Sam! I'm sick of charity records and these telethons fronted by holier than thou celebrities who could quite easily sell their private jets and mansions around the world and donate the money themselves.

  • @digitaldeathsquid3448
    @digitaldeathsquid3448 4 роки тому +26

    London's joke about Peter Andre was rather good

    • @parkerhynson3581
      @parkerhynson3581 Рік тому +6

      Yeah, I'm a little disappointed that one didn't get more applause.

  • @rlinders9972
    @rlinders9972 6 років тому +334

    "And here come the Irish team."

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 6 років тому +28

      "With your money, the Irish team may actually get to an international competition"

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +365

    ''We desperately need your money. We're Greece''

    • @jackmoore9109
      @jackmoore9109 6 років тому +5

      Stop. You're not funny

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 6 років тому +1

      No.

    • @jackmoore9109
      @jackmoore9109 6 років тому +2

      Michael Langley you dont actually think these are good do you?

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 6 років тому

      No worse than the panelists.

    • @parkerproductions4546
      @parkerproductions4546 6 років тому +5

      Jack Moore It may be not your sense of humour. I actually found his joke amusing.

  • @GadgetsGearCoffee
    @GadgetsGearCoffee 6 років тому +94

    I just realized the mic they walk to is decorative. They have lapels 😂 and this matters because oh wait it doesn't. But fun observation no? Bts

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 роки тому +5

      Oh shit, you just blew my mind

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +20

      It was explained in one of the behind the scenes features. It's main purpose is to make it easier for the panellists to quickly find their place without having to look down at a mark on the floor.

    • @auteurAM
      @auteurAM 4 роки тому +1

      It tells them where to stand so they can see the teleprompter.

  • @animelytical8354
    @animelytical8354 6 років тому +10

    "This tiger has 3 sucks. How sick is that?"
    Legendary.

  • @WardyLion
    @WardyLion 5 років тому +18

    This is little Jay. He has to ride a bike with wonky wheels and no saddle on a rough track for ten miles a day to get water. For just £2.50 we will send you a video of it -trust-me, it’s fuckin’ hilarious!

  • @watcherofclassics
    @watcherofclassics 6 років тому +14

    Hi-5 is also a code used in some hospitals to say that someone's HIV-positive but they get... combative when you mention it to them.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +278

    ''Every pound you give at least 60% goes directly into the CEO's back pocket''

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 6 років тому

      Got every right to.

    • @spock7945
      @spock7945 6 років тому +3

      90% of (charitable) NGOs i've seen/ researched or been associated with in one capacity or another (here in India) have upwards of 25-30% going to overheads like administrative and marketing expenses alone. the bigger ones which are basically aggregators who collect bbig monies by being a big brand and then giving it to smaller projects or people doing real work, these big guns sometimes do pay really (and i mean REALLY) fat cheques to the CXOs.

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 6 років тому +3

      Its why i don't donate.

    • @aronquemarr7434
      @aronquemarr7434 6 років тому +5

      "The other 40% goes directly into the CEO's front pocket"

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +225

    ''Tesco. Every little helps''

    • @ee1085
      @ee1085 6 років тому

      Omg that's amazing.

  • @qshkqn
    @qshkqn 6 років тому +39

    Why doesn’t the queen wave with this hand? Because it’s my hand 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Zoroaster1996
    @Zoroaster1996 6 років тому +27

    'They have no real reason to go on; and some of us, I'm sure, may wonder why they even choose to continue the struggle. Even though it's uncomfortable to watch, and even though it's certainly not funny, let's remind ourselves what Comic Relief is really about: here's French And Saunders'.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +159

    ''This bear is forced to dance for food and is locked up in a cage. That's what you get for exposing your sexuality in the middle east''

    • @abderrahimhajji1110
      @abderrahimhajji1110 6 років тому

      Michael Langleye

    • @abderrahimhajji1110
      @abderrahimhajji1110 6 років тому

      P

    • @alwinpriven2400
      @alwinpriven2400 6 років тому

      Does Israel count as part of the middle east?

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 6 років тому

      ''Yes but i was referring to the likes of muslim countries like Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia etc''

    • @Mr.E.us.69
      @Mr.E.us.69 6 років тому +2

      Isreal? 😂. That's Palestine.
      *Fishing line with bait thrown*
      Even though it is lol

  • @benchampness8282
    @benchampness8282 5 років тому +9

    Pale, sad and hungry. We're raising money for the Irish football team

  • @emjackson2289
    @emjackson2289 6 років тому +13

    As opening gags go....thats a zinger!

  • @charliec3454
    @charliec3454 6 років тому +32

    For just 1 million pounds....you can be a millionaire

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂 I can see Milton saying that

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +76

    ''Help the aged by finding them a good funeral director''

  • @BoundInChains
    @BoundInChains 6 років тому +20

    The man making jokes about the Irish football team is the one wearing green! 😂

    • @brantlambermont1657
      @brantlambermont1657 6 років тому +4

      The color of Ireland is blue Qi

    • @jjwp-ql5rv
      @jjwp-ql5rv 5 років тому

      "St Patrick Blue"
      Look it up. It's not green.

  • @michaelwicksteed7556
    @michaelwicksteed7556 6 років тому +8

    I knew Milton was going there with the cup of coffee joke.

  • @harri2128
    @harri2128 5 років тому +8

    Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.

  • @michaelmoreton5042
    @michaelmoreton5042 4 роки тому +2

    How come you never see anybody from the Salvation Navy?

  • @classicmail8239
    @classicmail8239 6 років тому +2

    Every day these poor children have to walk five miles to fetch water for their family. For just £2 a month, we can help relocate these children and their families to the water.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +31

    ''Alcoholics Anonymous are not so anonymous when you say who you are and that you're an alcoholic''

  • @goats_6263
    @goats_6263 5 років тому +2

    3:50 made me cry laughing, fuckin hell

  • @JayGeeBee07
    @JayGeeBee07 Рік тому

    i remember when london was on CBBC

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +12

    ''Please donate. Spunk in a test tube today''

  • @Greninjia
    @Greninjia 6 років тому +1

    'For every penny you donate,you will be helping Poland finally get into space'

  • @amaccama3267
    @amaccama3267 Рік тому

    Outside of a book, a dog is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

  • @irelandaintreal2945
    @irelandaintreal2945 5 років тому +2

    I choked at the Irish football team joke

  • @hamez1300
    @hamez1300 5 років тому +2

    Teach a man to duck and he can avoid low flying objects.

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 6 років тому +3

    Wish I could just subscribe to these.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +11

    ''Instead of doing stupid things for charity why not just pick up the phone?''

  • @Amadeus-ms9lt
    @Amadeus-ms9lt 6 років тому +1

    This was the best for a long time.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +1

    My oldest son is a hoarder, please take his stuff because he can’t keep everything.

  • @Keeno998
    @Keeno998 6 років тому +32

    That London is the least funny person I've seen on this show in a while

  • @aleckerr1253
    @aleckerr1253 6 років тому +50

    #bringbackrussellandfrankie

    • @alexgeorge3068
      @alexgeorge3068 6 років тому +1

      Russell Howard isn't funny though.

    • @brendanhunter389
      @brendanhunter389 6 років тому +1

      Russell Andy ed Byrne one team
      Frankie Hugh James acaster on the other

  • @justinbrookes76
    @justinbrookes76 5 років тому +7

    “Welcome to Streak Aid, where we will be raising money to help idiotic drunken pitch invaders pay their fines.”

  • @letranger2000
    @letranger2000 6 років тому +12

    what's the point of pressing the buzzer?

    • @Xanatos712
      @Xanatos712 6 років тому +31

      Gotta get Dara moving somehow.

    • @ianwilson2007
      @ianwilson2007 6 років тому +6

      They have to get off when he presses it. Sometimes if they've pissed him off he buzzes when they start talking and they have to leave before telling their joke.

    • @paparoachluver4eva
      @paparoachluver4eva 6 років тому +24

      To signal end of joke . So comedians don't hog the mic and try and perform a whole routine I guess

    • @spock7945
      @spock7945 6 років тому +3

      *+l'étranger* 'Mock the Week' show is conceptualised by the same people who brought 'Whose Line is it Anyway?' to TV.
      though Mock the Week isn't fully an improv comedy show (some of it is damn pre rehearsed), many of the things are taken from _Whose Line.._
      in WLITA, whenever they did the improv, topic based games or rapid-fire stuff, the buzzer was used to try to signal the end of a particular segment or to let the performer know to stop their individual bit.

    • @K3wlG33k
      @K3wlG33k 6 років тому +1

      This is the result of the charity donations for Dara. One physical activity baby step at a time. *sniff* So brave!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +14

    For just 50p we can help Stephen Carr find his sense of humour

  • @daniellemhall1358
    @daniellemhall1358 4 роки тому

    That girl in the silver dress is new favourite.

  • @JaceDraccus
    @JaceDraccus 5 років тому

    "Won't someone please think pf the children? Donate now, or every hour another child will be killed."

  • @michaelrauch8629
    @michaelrauch8629 6 років тому +1

    Im ceasing with laughter

    • @jjwp-ql5rv
      @jjwp-ql5rv 5 років тому

      Don't you mean "creasing"

  • @meilee8554
    @meilee8554 6 років тому +1

    what are the comics names?

  • @reamia1576
    @reamia1576 6 років тому

    What does the buzzer mean it is confusing

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому

    ''Im crying because of this onion not due to what im seeing''

  • @gyped
    @gyped 6 років тому

    Who's the comedian they did the Peter Andre joke?

    • @Hoops276
      @Hoops276 5 років тому

      gypshyn London Hughes

  • @jackhughes3981
    @jackhughes3981 6 років тому +88

    this show has gone so down hill, only Milton and Hugh are funny

    • @tennistankRF
      @tennistankRF 6 років тому

      Jack Hughes agree

    • @lolamar2926
      @lolamar2926 6 років тому +24

      The red haired woman i hope to never see again

    • @manavsandhu584
      @manavsandhu584 6 років тому +4

      Jack Hughes I don't mind Rhys James

    • @Maurice_Moss
      @Maurice_Moss 6 років тому +1

      lolamar ikr she isn't remotely funny

    • @AlexGrtner
      @AlexGrtner 6 років тому +6

      James Acaster was good

  • @gameofthrows9357
    @gameofthrows9357 6 років тому +2

    "Africa isn't asking for any charity donations this year they have finally become self sufficient after millions of years"

  • @pocketman5510
    @pocketman5510 6 років тому

    That redhead is banging

    • @jjwp-ql5rv
      @jjwp-ql5rv 5 років тому +3

      How many women have you seen?

  • @edwardharriss1463
    @edwardharriss1463 6 років тому +3

    'With just 500,000, we can take the total up to $1,000,000 on this shark card that I've been trying to spend on a helicopter gunship in GTA 5

  • @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083
    @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083 5 років тому +6

    The Salvation Army "For when you really hate the gays!" is one I would add.

  • @Ilz-xk4ij
    @Ilz-xk4ij 6 років тому

    Who is the lady with the silver sparkly shirt?

  • @layladavidson9397
    @layladavidson9397 6 років тому

    Who is the woman in the silver sparkly dress??

  • @Keithbarber
    @Keithbarber 2 роки тому

    They loved to take the piss out of dara

  • @chickenchaser125cc9
    @chickenchaser125cc9 4 роки тому

    How about
    We will give the money away

  • @nickityler8685
    @nickityler8685 5 років тому

    Ed looks like shaggy

  • @robertcurley8406
    @robertcurley8406 4 роки тому

    For just £1 a month, we can get McDonalds to finally fix their F*****g Ice Cream Machines!

  • @BedsitBob
    @BedsitBob 6 років тому

    3:12 Cats can swim.

    • @edwardharriss1463
      @edwardharriss1463 6 років тому

      Domestic ones actually can't for some reason, the bigger ones like tigers can but I've never seen a domestic one successfully swim

    • @BedsitBob
      @BedsitBob 6 років тому

      @@edwardharriss1463 Actually they can, but most don't like to.
      Of course, there are exceptions.
      ua-cam.com/video/zb6uaNKYK6Y/v-deo.html

  • @johnmjones1604
    @johnmjones1604 4 роки тому

    who is the comedian with the silver dress on

  • @wendyalexander5342
    @wendyalexander5342 6 років тому +1

    Funny!

  • @miavaldez3598
    @miavaldez3598 4 роки тому

    I don’t understand any of these references

  • @jessicaesmewilliams2764
    @jessicaesmewilliams2764 5 років тому

    What does the buzzer mean. (don't kill me)

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +1

      It's the noise that Dara Ó Briain makes at the moment of ejaculation.

    • @airqx2808
      @airqx2808 2 роки тому

      it basically signals the end of a turn
      and also dara's ejaculation noise

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 5 років тому +2

    “If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids”
    ― Jimmy Carr

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому

    Well while we’re waiting for the phones to ring, I’m going for a poop.

  • @sarahfields288
    @sarahfields288 5 років тому

    Do we need a license to watch this channel?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому

      No, this is published by BBC Worldwide, the commercial arm of the BBC - that is funded by advertising rather than the UK television licence fee.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому

    ''Lets just take a minute to remember Sir Jimmy Savile''

  • @diyonagiri8054
    @diyonagiri8054 6 років тому +1

    I want subtitle

  • @DonnaSCurran
    @DonnaSCurran 6 років тому

    Bring back Frankie Boyle

  • @xBLXCKBRD
    @xBLXCKBRD 6 років тому +2

    Hugh carried this one

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 6 років тому

    So whatever donation you can give to a music charity. Just kidding that’s what my brother wants, I’m asking you for money so I can have more than him.

  • @jesicahaye8009
    @jesicahaye8009 6 років тому

    Why do they switch around in random order first time watching this.

  • @GrymligastPS4
    @GrymligastPS4 6 років тому +136

    "We're the Clinton Foundation. We definitely don't steal your money instead of helping those in need."

    • @kinsmed
      @kinsmed 6 років тому +28

      Let it go. I here they're doing some wonderful work at the Trump Foundation settling his lawsuits...
      Oh. Did you want to draw attention AWAY from that?

    • @GrymligastPS4
      @GrymligastPS4 6 років тому +2

      Found the crazy lefty with Trump derangement syndrome. Who said anything about Trump? Other than you of course. I happen to not like either. All I've read is that more money left the Trump Foundation that was put in, and you only have to Google Clinton Foundation and Haiti to know what a corrupt hell hole it is, which is just the tip of the iceberg.

    • @SeanKL107
      @SeanKL107 6 років тому +9

      but muh emails

    • @WonderLady
      @WonderLady 6 років тому

      Defias Bandit 🤣❤️

    • @Murchad99
      @Murchad99 6 років тому +6

      Considering most of the people who upvoted your unfunny comment were Trump voters, you shouldn't be acting surprised someone brought him up.
      Up next: Benghazi Pizzeria!

  • @Scott_Raynor
    @Scott_Raynor 4 роки тому +1

    20 jokes
    Funny: 1
    Ok: 2
    Not funny: 16
    (hadn't heard of the reference for 1).

  • @shamoyalurfan99
    @shamoyalurfan99 6 років тому +2

    Here's an appeal for you: Bring Back Frankie Boyle

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 6 років тому +3

      Yes, because the show was _so_ much better with 85 pedophile and AIDS jokes every week.

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 6 років тому

    Please donate so we can Angela Barnes Off Mock The Week

  • @izaakwedgwood9153
    @izaakwedgwood9153 6 років тому +1

    a comedian with a lisp, what's the point

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 5 років тому

      Why does there have to be a point? Some people have lisps. Who gives a shit?

  • @AfricanWithNoFlies
    @AfricanWithNoFlies 5 років тому

    Who is the black lady?

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 6 років тому

    Please raise money to change the doctor from doctor who a male

  • @NotAHero98
    @NotAHero98 6 років тому +5

    I love mock the week but this episode just wasn’t very funny... Sorry...

  • @emmacassidy8482
    @emmacassidy8482 6 років тому

    Technically it's hi four in roman

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 6 років тому +2

      HI V
      He got it right.

  • @NoosaHeads
    @NoosaHeads 6 років тому

    Unbelievably lame.
    They only come out with "in" jokes.

  • @lolamar2926
    @lolamar2926 6 років тому +4

    Clicked on this video because it did not have the red head on the pic .... still get stuck viewing the annoying thing

  • @morlokvestai-kurak9680
    @morlokvestai-kurak9680 4 роки тому

    HIV. Hi Five. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Provenom100
    @Provenom100 6 років тому +48

    That black woman is so unfunny it actually is so cringed whenever she makes a “joke”

    • @PhilHoy97
      @PhilHoy97 6 років тому +19

      Provenom100 racist sexist is so racist and sexist it actually made me cringe when he makes a "comment".

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 6 років тому +12

      Typical. No argument against the statement itself, just an immediate personal attack. Takes a statement that boils down to "I dislike (person with characteristics A and B) for characteristic C" and stubbornly refuses to understand it; in the response assumes expressing dislike for people with A and B must be due to A and B. As usually is the case, the final comment is merely a foregone conclusion; all the pertinent assumptions were implicitly made ahead of time, and not deemed worthy to point out.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 років тому +1

      Quotas , my friend....

    • @spock7945
      @spock7945 6 років тому +4

      *+Vestin*
      English is not my native language nor do i read much of peer review science Journals.
      someone decode the Einsteini, Darwini sounding statements in simpler English _pliss_ !

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 років тому +3

      I assume this is Teutonic Sense Of Humour as you can not be serious. :)

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому

    We here in the National Football League are asking for your money. The new england patriots need your help to surpass the Pittsburgh Steelers in most Super Bowl wins. And also we can keep tom brady on top.

    • @OwainCynanRoberts
      @OwainCynanRoberts 2 роки тому

      well this aged well.

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 Рік тому

      And, as it turned out, Brady got to seven long before the Patriots ever will.

  • @Klinkenstecker22
    @Klinkenstecker22 5 років тому +2

    That's one boring episode of Whose line...

  • @2490debrick
    @2490debrick 6 років тому +3

    A liberal-socialist opening their wallet...

  • @ultanbrady
    @ultanbrady 6 років тому +8

    That was racist. I’m angered at your promotion of hatred towards Irish people

    • @darragh9837
      @darragh9837 6 років тому +11

      Noub Brady their just doing it because of Dara mate I wouldn’t take offense, there’s been worst jokes against us

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 років тому

      "Come on the Pagan !"...

    • @spock7945
      @spock7945 6 років тому +1

      *+Darragh Keary* good spirit man. may be Brady is new to the format. (i myself didn't know of Mock the Week, but forever fan of _Whose Line Is It Anyway?_
      and we all know how they sometimes break the boundaries.
      also, as someone from India, i can fully appreciate and relate to it when you say _...I wouldn’t take offense, there’s been worst jokes against us._

  • @YOYO-mx6ie
    @YOYO-mx6ie 6 років тому +3

    The little black bird was terrible, infact this whole ep was so awful. Wtf has happened to a One time funny show.

  • @spock7945
    @spock7945 6 років тому +1

    next time my friend Yogesh says give me High Five
    i'll introduce her to this (rather wayward) girl Sara.
    hopefully he'll eventually get high five!!

  • @littlelaur94
    @littlelaur94 6 років тому +1

    The ginger woman is about as funny as being told you've got bowel cancer

  • @beetrootfingers
    @beetrootfingers 3 роки тому

    London Hughes is just not funny. Like, really not funny at all.

  • @paulforryan4253
    @paulforryan4253 6 років тому

    Mock the week is shit since the good comedians are gone like Russell and Frankie

  • @TadhgKennelly
    @TadhgKennelly 5 років тому +1

    Irish football team one, not funny. Disliked, unsubscribed and threatening legal action

  • @nleak92
    @nleak92 6 років тому

    God this show has gone downhill