"A gas leak at the orphange, sounds like a job for me - THE HUMAN TORCH." Josh Widdicom's joke was prob the funniest for me in Scenes Wed Like To See - Superhero film
On the reverse, I'd like to see them announce themselves as the Fantastic Four with some one who is not traditionally a member of the group, then Invisible Woman punches someone into a car and becomes visible again. So that they could go "Oh yeah, sorry about that, we just recently became the Fantastic Five. Forgot."
zact lee a lot of the time the comments ive read on these vids are just as funny as the jokes in the video. we all have opinions but let people do what they want, the flash joke made me laugh
"We meet at last, electric man" "Er, no mate, I'm *the* electric man. You said something about needing some wiring installed on the doomsday device?" "Oh, yeah...erm...carry on then..."
he was crap live - lots of chat about baby poo - not funny - just a filler tour with no good jokes. hes better on tv with well rehearsed responses to other people's leads
@@guyhunter2877 Basically what Alan Davies is like, never makes his own jokes and always steps on others because he's an original liability. I don't like Alan Davies, just in case you didn't know 😅
My entry (this is before Endgame): After achieving his goal of snapping and destroying half of all life in the universe, Thanos felt like he had nothing to do anymore. He was the most feared adversary the Avengers had come across, but he felt bored once he defeated them. So he got a job presenting Mock the Week.
@@bluebear1985 Exactly. I'm just guessing there's no Stark Tower in Boise. At the very least, the closest Superhero to foil your evil plans would have to fly in from Seattle. I actually wrote my own Superteam in Saint Louis. Why? Because it's faster to fly from there to San Diego than from New York, or vice-versa. West Coast Avengers, Great Lakes Avengers... Okay, now what if somebody attacks Saint Louis, and shuts down shipping along the entire Mississippi river corridor? How long do we have to stop them? Okay, maybe it might be nice to have someone who doesn't have to fly thousands of miles to stop him.
@@zlee001 It's a 🏏 cricket term...Second popular sport in the world....If a batsman hits the ball and it reachs the boundary without touching the ground it's a Six/6 If not it's a four, fielder's will try to stop it ....Fantastic,Good,brilliant, stylish and so on words are added/used to highlight the technique and style with which the batsmen has hit the ball... It's🏏 Cricket.
Nothing in this section will ever beat Frankie Boyles "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? ...well whatever it is, it's heading straight for the world trade centre"
Ed Byrne stole my joke! When he said 'I, Thor...' I immediately thought of Tweety Pie. He must have traveled to the future with a mind-reading device stole it before retconing me and traveling back to the past to make it You owe me royalties Ed!!!
@@G0DofRock I suspect you may be confused by British clothing terminology: pants = underwear covering the area between the waist and the top of the legs trousers = outerwear worn from the waist to the ankles, covering both legs separately.
"I, Doctor Doom, will rule the earth and you won't stop me!" "Doctor who?" "NO for crying out loud! It's spelt D-O-O-M = DOOM! Why does everyone keep calling me that?!!"
2:06 Never forget there's a story where Spider-Man accidentally killed MJ due to his reproductive fluids were eradicated, probably the worse type of STI he could have given her
The suggestions for jokes in these comments really make you appreciate how good professional comedians are...
You realize the delivery and *laughing sounds* makes a huge difference right?
I would like your comment but you're on 666
Tedison yeah, i relaize that. the comments still aint funny.
@@joeygenes written joke can be funny. Generally not these ones
r/murderedbywords
"A gas leak at the orphange, sounds like a job for me - THE HUMAN TORCH."
Josh Widdicom's joke was prob the funniest for me in Scenes Wed Like To See - Superhero film
2:06
"Hey, spider-man, hi. I got a STI so when you said you were swinging around New York what exactly did you mean?"
I CRACKED UP
I didn't understand this one though... is it culture for New York or something? can you explain it?
@@BasilRefaey80 STI is a sexually transmitted disease, and swinging around is slang for having sex with a lot of people
swinging basically means sleeping around
would've worked better with "I have an STI" at the end IMO
“I have collected all of the infinity stones and that means that I’m entitled to a free coffee”
Me: and make it snappy
Half cream, half sugar, perfectly balanced...
James Samson if it’s half cream and half sugar, how would you get any coffee in there?
@@JamesSamson487 *as all things should be*
@@bluebear1985 ...how is that a reference to endgame?
Ba-dum Tish! Love it!
"I Thor I Thor a puddy tat" is probably one of the best lines I've ever seen on one of these
Simple things...
'I am Thor, and next year, I will be five.'
*thive, surely
He stole my name...
Are you made of kale?
r/beetlejuicing
Tarish Sen stop linking subreddits outside of reddit
A lot of girls call me the incredible hunk.
"I used to be Thor, but the swelling has mostly gone down and I'm able to sit comfortably again."
Michael Scott no he isn’t 😂😂😂
The swelling went up
Some people say Patient Man is still waiting for his time to come
lol
web on laptop screen was a good one
I’m Batman and I now face my deadliest enemy...laryngitis
Throat cancer!
I'd love to hear a villain say "It's the Fantastic Four". *Knocks out/kills one* "Oh, sorry, Fantastic Three."
On the reverse, I'd like to see them announce themselves as the Fantastic Four with some one who is not traditionally a member of the group, then Invisible Woman punches someone into a car and becomes visible again. So that they could go "Oh yeah, sorry about that, we just recently became the Fantastic Five. Forgot."
@@diehardrvdfan22 which is why your name does not appear on the credits.
@@guyhunter2877 What do you mean? Sorry?
“Oop! Fantastic tw-sorry, Fantastic one-Oh! ... well I suppose we’ll have to cancel the show.”
0:59 - Underrated. The cough itself was funny and the voice after that a great subversion.
1:35, "I have collected all the infinity stones, and I believe that means I'm entitled to a free coffee" 🤣🤣
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? I really should know, I'm air traffic control."
LOL
Thanos casually sipping a latte after destroying half of the universe
"The police have everything perfectly under control"
Really good one
LOL
“Nothing of interest has happened in New York this week.”
2:51 I guess it was *too soon*
He was referring to a children's football team that got stuck in a cave in Thailand a while ago.
yeah but how is it funny ?
We already know they survived though I don't think it's that controversial
A diver who tried to rescue them didn't survive
They did this before, Frankie Boyle said "is it a bird, is it a plane? Whatever it is it's heading straight for the world trade center!"
My entry:
"Oh no! Central City is on fire, what are we going to do?
...Please install Flash."
I don't get it
@@AutomaticDuck300 The Flash is the hero of central city.
The joke is instead of the flash, central city needs to install Adobe Flash.
Can people Please not write their own jokes in the comment. They are so not funny.
zact lee a lot of the time the comments ive read on these vids are just as funny as the jokes in the video. we all have opinions but let people do what they want, the flash joke made me laugh
Bruce banner: here is my permission slip
Teacher: thank you
Bruce Wayne: here is my permission slip
Teacher: why haven't your parents signed it
Hamish Austin Bruce Banner has the same problem.
I believe Bruce and Clark have been lying because they've had the same mother's name sign both
"We meet at last, electric man"
"Er, no mate, I'm *the* electric man. You said something about needing some wiring installed on the doomsday device?"
"Oh, yeah...erm...carry on then..."
"Where are the criminals? I can't seem them! I'm blind as a bat, man!"
Is it a bird ?,is it a plane ?,whatever it is it's heading for the world trade center
techguy138 that was used before but a while ago
@@imogensymes4305 yeah I know I was referencing it ,it's from Frankie Boyle
techguy138 I was actually trying to find it 😂
@@ericolens3 r/woosh
3 El Tercero r/whoosh much?
The infinity stone one was gold
😂😂yeah
Ed Byrne... always making me laugh with whatever he says. :) that puddy tat joke! Tweety would be proud of you.
he was crap live - lots of chat about baby poo - not funny - just a filler tour with no good jokes.
hes better on tv with well rehearsed responses to other people's leads
@@guyhunter2877 Basically what Alan Davies is like, never makes his own jokes and always steps on others because he's an original liability. I don't like Alan Davies, just in case you didn't know 😅
The first one was gold!
The god of thunder rode out one day, upon his favourite filly. "I'm Thor", he cried. The horse replied "You forgot your thaddle, thilly"
LOL
My entry (this is before Endgame): After achieving his goal of snapping and destroying half of all life in the universe, Thanos felt like he had nothing to do anymore. He was the most feared adversary the Avengers had come across, but he felt bored once he defeated them. So he got a job presenting Mock the Week.
A super-villain: "What do you say we attack somewhere other than New York this week? They'll never expect that!"
Boise wouldn't be a bad idea. 😁
@@bluebear1985 Exactly. I'm just guessing there's no Stark Tower in Boise. At the very least, the closest Superhero to foil your evil plans would have to fly in from Seattle. I actually wrote my own Superteam in Saint Louis. Why? Because it's faster to fly from there to San Diego than from New York, or vice-versa. West Coast Avengers, Great Lakes Avengers... Okay, now what if somebody attacks Saint Louis, and shuts down shipping along the entire Mississippi river corridor? How long do we have to stop them? Okay, maybe it might be nice to have someone who doesn't have to fly thousands of miles to stop him.
"I thor..." it's always great when Ed Byrne is on form. 🤣
I am the worlds most useless superhero. I am thoughts and prayers man!
XD LOL
Or the even more useless superhero Atheist Jokes Man!!
@@Ravenofthedog *shrug* at least atheist jokes make me laugh! I have evidence of that lol
The Bibleman!!!
No seriously this is a thing look it up
@@Ravenofthedog lol ....i agree 100% lol
A cricket reference
Hurray
“A Thai football team is stuck in the batcave” Oh no de fuckin didn’t 😂
1:10 it is ice cream
Talk about property damage while the superheroes kick ass 💀🤣 like it really really really goes unnoticed.
There’s a Thai football team in the bat cave 😂😂😂😂
''Can you stop accusing me of seeing people on the side? it's not my fault im cross eyed''
Michael Langley What's that got to do with superheroes?
Because it's something you wouldn't hear in a superhero movie.
Reminds me of whose line is it anyway almost brought me to tears just thinking about the old days
I can’t be the only one who noticed the slight trip 0.27?
bigmike7442 0:27
“Muuuuuuum! Thanos won’t give me back the infinity stones! It’s not fair!”
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No! It’s “a” me, MARIO!
"Spiderman look out! its Rolled Up Newspaperman!"
Deadpool watching endgame : "YES! I put tony on the deadpool! Pay up wolvy!"
"Can people please not write their own jokes in the comments. They are just so not funny" direct quote from yourself on a previous thread
@@mrflibble1259 mine is funny.
@@zlee001 oh my apologies, didn't know Ricky Gervais had a UA-cam account
Really liked the new female comedian in both of this week's SWLTS
The thai bat cave one😂😂
1.52....Its a fantastic four...no just a single stoped on the boundary..😂😂😂
I dont get it.
@@zlee001 It's a 🏏 cricket term...Second popular sport in the world....If a batsman hits the ball and it reachs the boundary without touching the ground it's a Six/6 If not it's a four, fielder's will try to stop it ....Fantastic,Good,brilliant, stylish and so on words are added/used to highlight the technique and style with which the batsmen has hit the ball... It's🏏 Cricket.
@@BharathKumar-ox4fx second popular sport is wrestling entertainment.
Nothing in this section will ever beat Frankie Boyles "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? ...well whatever it is, it's heading straight for the world trade centre"
Totally unfunny
@@livb6945 if you haven't got a sense of humour, sure
@@livb6945 Dead Yanks are always funny.
The cat piss one cracked me up hahahahah
Look at your shirt, it's a creased up mess. Fury, it's time to summon Iron Man!
Ello Mate, I’m Danny Dyer, and welcome to Britain’s Most Dangerous Superheroes!
human torch I need to find something in the shed
I am Doctor DOOM!.... Yes and what other types of Heavy metal can you play?
1. Thank you robin you saved us.
Can someone explain me the joke at 3:12 ? Seems like everyone enjoyed it a lot
He is pretending to have a lisp. It's genuinely not that funny, but it's just supposed to be silly and a bit random
@@fellowfranklin it's a reference to Tweety saying it
Who else is binge-watching?
These guys are LEGENDS!
A naked dude swinging a baby iguana while chasing an elderly couple in a golf cart? It must be Florida Man!
2:25 I hope it's not a wooden shed...
A ball stopped on the boundary would be much more likely to be a double or a three than a single
I had to sell the batmobile. I have now got the batclio.
Ed Byrne stole my joke!
When he said 'I, Thor...' I immediately thought of Tweety Pie. He must have traveled to the future with a mind-reading device stole it before retconing me and traveling back to the past to make it
You owe me royalties Ed!!!
Deadpool... It's your arch nemesis.... Liverpool....
"White Van Man! Meet your Arch Nemesis: Speed Trap Man."
"I'm Thor, please give me an Advil!"
Anyone else just binge watch these
Kerry smashed it in this one
I'm Thor because it really hurts.
"You should've aimed for the hazelnut syrup"
To the Batcaravan!
I want this back.
Who else was reminded of "whose line is it anyway? "
Hardly surprising given that both series were created and produced by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.
1:00 Didn't they use that gag with Batgirl in the DC Superhero Girls cartoon?
Why so serious?
Oh right, ‘cause I’m a scary clown with a weird make-up and I’m holding a knife, fair enough!
Spider man, just another boy who gets sticky hands after using the web
Ed looks so cute at 0:13
Superman is fighting the superpowered bad guys and he's led them into the desert so none of Metropolis's buildings and citizens will be wiped out.
The batman one was THE BESTTT
Does anyone know what she is talking about at 0:40 ??
She can see Supermans pants...? I dont get it.
Her exray vision looking at Clark kent.
@@jakebogus5361 That makes less sense..you dont see pants with xray vision, you use your normal vision.
If you look up an image of Superman you will see his pants are visible
@@G0DofRock I suspect you may be confused by British clothing terminology:
pants = underwear covering the area between the waist and the top of the legs
trousers = outerwear worn from the waist to the ankles, covering both legs separately.
Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird?
Yes.
Oh....
Sorry Batman you can’t park your car there. It’s a loading bay
The ineadible cale lol just dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃
I don't usually like Ed Byrne but he was bloody hilarious on this!
redhairkid I went to see him live last year
Brilliant
What's the name of the comedian at 0:30
No I’m not Captain Puerto Rico, I’m Captain America.
It's me, Captain Stage Fright. AAAARRRGH!
The batman line was funny😂😂
Web on labtop screen 😂
💀Thai football team stuck in the batcave cave
My entry:
Don't worry Batman the police have this under control
nerd with a camera this was better than all of the ones in the video.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
"I, Doctor Doom, will rule the earth and you won't stop me!"
"Doctor who?"
"NO for crying out loud! It's spelt D-O-O-M = DOOM! Why does everyone keep calling me that?!!"
Not....... funny.....
Hugh and Ed literally make me giggle like a schoolgirl
Look, up in the sky...
IT'S A BIRD... IT'S A PLANE...
...that's it.
2:06
Never forget there's a story where Spider-Man accidentally killed MJ due to his reproductive fluids were eradicated, probably the worse type of STI he could have given her
Nish was hilarious in this one
Explain the batcave one
Is it just my phone or is this not on iPlayer yet?
“Right Thanos, enough with the finger snapping, you’re getting decaf from now on!”