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  • @badblokebob
    @badblokebob 6 років тому +2113

    The suggestions for jokes in these comments really make you appreciate how good professional comedians are...

    • @joeygenes
      @joeygenes 5 років тому +37

      You realize the delivery and *laughing sounds* makes a huge difference right?

    • @Ultrasonix3
      @Ultrasonix3 5 років тому +4

      I would like your comment but you're on 666

    • @damla5665
      @damla5665 5 років тому +19

      Tedison yeah, i relaize that. the comments still aint funny.

    • @Corc-Duibhne
      @Corc-Duibhne 5 років тому +10

      @@joeygenes written joke can be funny. Generally not these ones

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 4 роки тому +2

      r/murderedbywords

  • @dariushcreates
    @dariushcreates 6 років тому +805

    "A gas leak at the orphange, sounds like a job for me - THE HUMAN TORCH."
    Josh Widdicom's joke was prob the funniest for me in Scenes Wed Like To See - Superhero film

  • @elliotdawn757
    @elliotdawn757 5 років тому +461

    2:06
    "Hey, spider-man, hi. I got a STI so when you said you were swinging around New York what exactly did you mean?"
    I CRACKED UP

    • @BasilRefaey80
      @BasilRefaey80 5 років тому +2

      I didn't understand this one though... is it culture for New York or something? can you explain it?

    • @elliotdawn757
      @elliotdawn757 5 років тому +18

      @@BasilRefaey80 STI is a sexually transmitted disease, and swinging around is slang for having sex with a lot of people

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 8 місяців тому

      swinging basically means sleeping around
      would've worked better with "I have an STI" at the end IMO

  • @humanbeing2299
    @humanbeing2299 5 років тому +220

    “I have collected all of the infinity stones and that means that I’m entitled to a free coffee”
    Me: and make it snappy

    • @JamesSamson487
      @JamesSamson487 4 роки тому +7

      Half cream, half sugar, perfectly balanced...

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 роки тому +1

      James Samson if it’s half cream and half sugar, how would you get any coffee in there?

    • @samueljamesparry
      @samueljamesparry 4 роки тому +2

      @@JamesSamson487 *as all things should be*

    • @humanbeing2299
      @humanbeing2299 3 роки тому +1

      @@bluebear1985 ...how is that a reference to endgame?

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 Рік тому

      Ba-dum Tish! Love it!

  • @Zoe-bx9bp
    @Zoe-bx9bp 5 років тому +32

    "I Thor I Thor a puddy tat" is probably one of the best lines I've ever seen on one of these

    • @danimayb
      @danimayb 2 роки тому +1

      Simple things...

  • @aidanf04
    @aidanf04 5 років тому +379

    'I am Thor, and next year, I will be five.'

  • @Ineddiblehulk
    @Ineddiblehulk 6 років тому +787

    He stole my name...

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 6 років тому +452

    "I used to be Thor, but the swelling has mostly gone down and I'm able to sit comfortably again."

    • @noelstar1456
      @noelstar1456 5 років тому

      Michael Scott no he isn’t 😂😂😂

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 5 років тому +1

      The swelling went up

  • @Kanbei11
    @Kanbei11 5 років тому +32

    Some people say Patient Man is still waiting for his time to come

  • @TheHollaata
    @TheHollaata 6 років тому +262

    web on laptop screen was a good one

  • @andrewdeighton8228
    @andrewdeighton8228 6 років тому +428

    I’m Batman and I now face my deadliest enemy...laryngitis

  • @KyrstOak
    @KyrstOak 6 років тому +462

    I'd love to hear a villain say "It's the Fantastic Four". *Knocks out/kills one* "Oh, sorry, Fantastic Three."

    • @diehardrvdfan22
      @diehardrvdfan22 5 років тому +17

      On the reverse, I'd like to see them announce themselves as the Fantastic Four with some one who is not traditionally a member of the group, then Invisible Woman punches someone into a car and becomes visible again. So that they could go "Oh yeah, sorry about that, we just recently became the Fantastic Five. Forgot."

    • @guyhunter2877
      @guyhunter2877 5 років тому +3

      @@diehardrvdfan22 which is why your name does not appear on the credits.

    • @diehardrvdfan22
      @diehardrvdfan22 5 років тому

      @@guyhunter2877 What do you mean? Sorry?

    • @impish_snake3526
      @impish_snake3526 5 років тому

      “Oop! Fantastic tw-sorry, Fantastic one-Oh! ... well I suppose we’ll have to cancel the show.”

  • @matti_xiii
    @matti_xiii 2 роки тому +2

    0:59 - Underrated. The cough itself was funny and the voice after that a great subversion.

  • @Kirah_Giles
    @Kirah_Giles Рік тому +2

    1:35, "I have collected all the infinity stones, and I believe that means I'm entitled to a free coffee" 🤣🤣

  • @GiratinaofFury
    @GiratinaofFury 5 років тому +45

    "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? I really should know, I'm air traffic control."

  • @Tildybean42
    @Tildybean42 5 років тому +48

    Thanos casually sipping a latte after destroying half of the universe

  • @TheRichmaster24
    @TheRichmaster24 5 років тому +158

    "The police have everything perfectly under control"

  • @roseshi6736
    @roseshi6736 5 років тому +19

    “Nothing of interest has happened in New York this week.”

  • @TheHollaata
    @TheHollaata 6 років тому +253

    2:51 I guess it was *too soon*

    • @BiggusNickus
      @BiggusNickus 6 років тому +32

      He was referring to a children's football team that got stuck in a cave in Thailand a while ago.

    • @paddyoclown
      @paddyoclown 6 років тому

      yeah but how is it funny ?

    • @JStorkey6
      @JStorkey6 6 років тому +22

      We already know they survived though I don't think it's that controversial

    • @BoBice111
      @BoBice111 6 років тому +7

      A diver who tried to rescue them didn't survive

  • @Threxis
    @Threxis 5 років тому +8

    They did this before, Frankie Boyle said "is it a bird, is it a plane? Whatever it is it's heading straight for the world trade center!"

  • @daybreakrebornedits
    @daybreakrebornedits 6 років тому +453

    My entry:
    "Oh no! Central City is on fire, what are we going to do?
    ...Please install Flash."

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 6 років тому +1

      I don't get it

    • @nintendoentersoft
      @nintendoentersoft 6 років тому +7

      @@AutomaticDuck300 The Flash is the hero of central city.
      The joke is instead of the flash, central city needs to install Adobe Flash.

    • @zlee001
      @zlee001 5 років тому +4

      Can people Please not write their own jokes in the comment. They are so not funny.

    • @biryanibitch2957
      @biryanibitch2957 5 років тому +4

      zact lee a lot of the time the comments ive read on these vids are just as funny as the jokes in the video. we all have opinions but let people do what they want, the flash joke made me laugh

  • @hamishaustin4854
    @hamishaustin4854 5 років тому +175

    Bruce banner: here is my permission slip
    Teacher: thank you
    Bruce Wayne: here is my permission slip
    Teacher: why haven't your parents signed it

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 5 років тому +5

      Hamish Austin Bruce Banner has the same problem.

    • @masere
      @masere 5 років тому +2

      I believe Bruce and Clark have been lying because they've had the same mother's name sign both

  • @DarkLordoftheMeme
    @DarkLordoftheMeme 6 років тому +147

    "We meet at last, electric man"
    "Er, no mate, I'm *the* electric man. You said something about needing some wiring installed on the doomsday device?"
    "Oh, yeah...erm...carry on then..."

  • @NarutoxinZ
    @NarutoxinZ 3 роки тому +3

    "Where are the criminals? I can't seem them! I'm blind as a bat, man!"

  • @techguy138
    @techguy138 6 років тому +990

    Is it a bird ?,is it a plane ?,whatever it is it's heading for the world trade center

    • @imogensymes4305
      @imogensymes4305 6 років тому +6

      techguy138 that was used before but a while ago

    • @techguy138
      @techguy138 6 років тому +34

      @@imogensymes4305 yeah I know I was referencing it ,it's from Frankie Boyle

    • @imogensymes4305
      @imogensymes4305 6 років тому +1

      techguy138 I was actually trying to find it 😂

    • @luwi5972
      @luwi5972 5 років тому +9

      @@ericolens3 r/woosh

    • @poseydillock
      @poseydillock 5 років тому +2

      3 El Tercero r/whoosh much?

  • @martintree1078
    @martintree1078 5 років тому +11

    The infinity stone one was gold

  • @xtheamazingax
    @xtheamazingax 6 років тому +109

    Ed Byrne... always making me laugh with whatever he says. :) that puddy tat joke! Tweety would be proud of you.

    • @guyhunter2877
      @guyhunter2877 5 років тому +2

      he was crap live - lots of chat about baby poo - not funny - just a filler tour with no good jokes.
      hes better on tv with well rehearsed responses to other people's leads

    • @DarkDemonicDating666
      @DarkDemonicDating666 3 роки тому

      @@guyhunter2877 Basically what Alan Davies is like, never makes his own jokes and always steps on others because he's an original liability. I don't like Alan Davies, just in case you didn't know 😅

  • @BlueGlow26
    @BlueGlow26 5 років тому +14

    The first one was gold!

  • @kevinbennett7615
    @kevinbennett7615 4 роки тому +11

    The god of thunder rode out one day, upon his favourite filly. "I'm Thor", he cried. The horse replied "You forgot your thaddle, thilly"

  • @okzoomer1127
    @okzoomer1127 5 років тому +11

    My entry (this is before Endgame): After achieving his goal of snapping and destroying half of all life in the universe, Thanos felt like he had nothing to do anymore. He was the most feared adversary the Avengers had come across, but he felt bored once he defeated them. So he got a job presenting Mock the Week.

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому +2

    A super-villain: "What do you say we attack somewhere other than New York this week? They'll never expect that!"

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 3 роки тому +1

      Boise wouldn't be a bad idea. 😁

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому

      @@bluebear1985 Exactly. I'm just guessing there's no Stark Tower in Boise. At the very least, the closest Superhero to foil your evil plans would have to fly in from Seattle. I actually wrote my own Superteam in Saint Louis. Why? Because it's faster to fly from there to San Diego than from New York, or vice-versa. West Coast Avengers, Great Lakes Avengers... Okay, now what if somebody attacks Saint Louis, and shuts down shipping along the entire Mississippi river corridor? How long do we have to stop them? Okay, maybe it might be nice to have someone who doesn't have to fly thousands of miles to stop him.

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 4 роки тому +2

    "I thor..." it's always great when Ed Byrne is on form. 🤣

  • @jakamneziak
    @jakamneziak 6 років тому +158

    I am the worlds most useless superhero. I am thoughts and prayers man!

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 6 років тому +1

      XD LOL

    • @Ravenofthedog
      @Ravenofthedog 5 років тому +2

      Or the even more useless superhero Atheist Jokes Man!!

    • @silg7262
      @silg7262 5 років тому +6

      @@Ravenofthedog *shrug* at least atheist jokes make me laugh! I have evidence of that lol

    • @Nikk-Astyr
      @Nikk-Astyr 5 років тому +2

      The Bibleman!!!
      No seriously this is a thing look it up

    • @BasilRefaey80
      @BasilRefaey80 5 років тому +1

      @@Ravenofthedog lol ....i agree 100% lol

  • @Winterharbourmusic
    @Winterharbourmusic 6 років тому +29

    A cricket reference
    Hurray

  • @willbrown1692
    @willbrown1692 6 років тому +1

    “A Thai football team is stuck in the batcave” Oh no de fuckin didn’t 😂

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 4 роки тому +2

    1:10 it is ice cream

  • @sparshitasahu2539
    @sparshitasahu2539 3 роки тому

    Talk about property damage while the superheroes kick ass 💀🤣 like it really really really goes unnoticed.

  • @pdaddy1121
    @pdaddy1121 5 років тому +6

    There’s a Thai football team in the bat cave 😂😂😂😂

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +22

    ''Can you stop accusing me of seeing people on the side? it's not my fault im cross eyed''

    • @julesmather2621
      @julesmather2621 6 років тому +2

      Michael Langley What's that got to do with superheroes?

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 6 років тому

      Because it's something you wouldn't hear in a superhero movie.

  • @Gokubond_1984
    @Gokubond_1984 5 років тому +3

    Reminds me of whose line is it anyway almost brought me to tears just thinking about the old days

  • @AlbieMartin2017
    @AlbieMartin2017 6 років тому +37

    I can’t be the only one who noticed the slight trip 0.27?

  • @thedanielejackie846
    @thedanielejackie846 6 років тому +2

    “Muuuuuuum! Thanos won’t give me back the infinity stones! It’s not fair!”

  • @MarkusEmilBorg
    @MarkusEmilBorg 4 роки тому +3

    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No! It’s “a” me, MARIO!

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 років тому +2

    "Spiderman look out! its Rolled Up Newspaperman!"

  • @zlee001
    @zlee001 5 років тому +24

    Deadpool watching endgame : "YES! I put tony on the deadpool! Pay up wolvy!"

    • @mrflibble1259
      @mrflibble1259 5 років тому

      "Can people please not write their own jokes in the comments. They are just so not funny" direct quote from yourself on a previous thread

    • @zlee001
      @zlee001 5 років тому

      @@mrflibble1259 mine is funny.

    • @mrflibble1259
      @mrflibble1259 5 років тому

      @@zlee001 oh my apologies, didn't know Ricky Gervais had a UA-cam account

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 6 років тому +11

    Really liked the new female comedian in both of this week's SWLTS

  • @adrianwakulicz8828
    @adrianwakulicz8828 6 років тому +10

    The thai bat cave one😂😂

  • @BharathKumar-ox4fx
    @BharathKumar-ox4fx 5 років тому +2

    1.52....Its a fantastic four...no just a single stoped on the boundary..😂😂😂

    • @zlee001
      @zlee001 5 років тому

      I dont get it.

    • @BharathKumar-ox4fx
      @BharathKumar-ox4fx 5 років тому +1

      @@zlee001 It's a 🏏 cricket term...Second popular sport in the world....If a batsman hits the ball and it reachs the boundary without touching the ground it's a Six/6 If not it's a four, fielder's will try to stop it ....Fantastic,Good,brilliant, stylish and so on words are added/used to highlight the technique and style with which the batsmen has hit the ball... It's🏏 Cricket.

    • @zlee001
      @zlee001 5 років тому

      @@BharathKumar-ox4fx second popular sport is wrestling entertainment.

  • @jamesw9873
    @jamesw9873 5 років тому +1

    Nothing in this section will ever beat Frankie Boyles "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? ...well whatever it is, it's heading straight for the world trade centre"

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 5 років тому

      Totally unfunny

    • @jamesw9873
      @jamesw9873 5 років тому

      @@livb6945 if you haven't got a sense of humour, sure

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому

      @@livb6945 Dead Yanks are always funny.

  • @joecolclough3775
    @joecolclough3775 4 роки тому +1

    The cat piss one cracked me up hahahahah

  • @Josh-cm9jw
    @Josh-cm9jw 4 роки тому +3

    Look at your shirt, it's a creased up mess. Fury, it's time to summon Iron Man!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +1

    Ello Mate, I’m Danny Dyer, and welcome to Britain’s Most Dangerous Superheroes!

  • @TheHollaata
    @TheHollaata 6 років тому +39

    human torch I need to find something in the shed

  • @GraemeSheridan
    @GraemeSheridan 6 років тому +28

    I am Doctor DOOM!.... Yes and what other types of Heavy metal can you play?

  • @Liam-qn2kn
    @Liam-qn2kn 5 років тому +5

    1. Thank you robin you saved us.

  • @Astro_Rohan
    @Astro_Rohan 5 років тому +3

    Can someone explain me the joke at 3:12 ? Seems like everyone enjoyed it a lot

    • @fellowfranklin
      @fellowfranklin 5 років тому

      He is pretending to have a lisp. It's genuinely not that funny, but it's just supposed to be silly and a bit random

    • @Adenon.W
      @Adenon.W 5 років тому

      @@fellowfranklin it's a reference to Tweety saying it

  • @theindiescourge1936
    @theindiescourge1936 5 років тому +6

    Who else is binge-watching?

  • @dx8pi6o48
    @dx8pi6o48 6 років тому +2

    These guys are LEGENDS!

  • @mechislander
    @mechislander 5 років тому

    A naked dude swinging a baby iguana while chasing an elderly couple in a golf cart? It must be Florida Man!

  • @pineapplepenumbra
    @pineapplepenumbra 4 роки тому +2

    2:25 I hope it's not a wooden shed...

  • @Scaro.s
    @Scaro.s 5 років тому +1

    A ball stopped on the boundary would be much more likely to be a double or a three than a single

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 4 роки тому +1

    I had to sell the batmobile. I have now got the batclio.

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 5 років тому +1

    Ed Byrne stole my joke!
    When he said 'I, Thor...' I immediately thought of Tweety Pie. He must have traveled to the future with a mind-reading device stole it before retconing me and traveling back to the past to make it
    You owe me royalties Ed!!!

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus 6 років тому +2

    Deadpool... It's your arch nemesis.... Liverpool....

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn Рік тому

    "White Van Man! Meet your Arch Nemesis: Speed Trap Man."

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 4 роки тому

    "I'm Thor, please give me an Advil!"

  • @charlotteblake1722
    @charlotteblake1722 5 років тому +2

    Anyone else just binge watch these

  • @Brownalebelly
    @Brownalebelly 4 роки тому

    Kerry smashed it in this one

  • @jakebogus5361
    @jakebogus5361 5 років тому +4

    I'm Thor because it really hurts.

  • @JosephSchneider26
    @JosephSchneider26 4 роки тому

    "You should've aimed for the hazelnut syrup"

  • @lavistalimited4747
    @lavistalimited4747 6 років тому +6

    To the Batcaravan!

  • @tizzieblack3384
    @tizzieblack3384 Рік тому

    I want this back.

  • @moseshongangchang868
    @moseshongangchang868 5 років тому +1

    Who else was reminded of "whose line is it anyway? "

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому

      Hardly surprising given that both series were created and produced by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.

  • @SuperSongbird21
    @SuperSongbird21 3 роки тому

    1:00 Didn't they use that gag with Batgirl in the DC Superhero Girls cartoon?

  • @DeaconArael
    @DeaconArael 5 років тому +8

    Why so serious?
    Oh right, ‘cause I’m a scary clown with a weird make-up and I’m holding a knife, fair enough!

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 6 років тому

    Spider man, just another boy who gets sticky hands after using the web

  • @isladuncan3647
    @isladuncan3647 5 років тому +1

    Ed looks so cute at 0:13

  • @masere
    @masere 5 років тому

    Superman is fighting the superpowered bad guys and he's led them into the desert so none of Metropolis's buildings and citizens will be wiped out.

  • @morematcha
    @morematcha 5 років тому +1

    The batman one was THE BESTTT

  • @G0DofRock
    @G0DofRock 5 років тому +2

    Does anyone know what she is talking about at 0:40 ??
    She can see Supermans pants...? I dont get it.

    • @jakebogus5361
      @jakebogus5361 5 років тому

      Her exray vision looking at Clark kent.

    • @G0DofRock
      @G0DofRock 5 років тому

      @@jakebogus5361 That makes less sense..you dont see pants with xray vision, you use your normal vision.

    • @Chickennuggetlover69
      @Chickennuggetlover69 5 років тому

      If you look up an image of Superman you will see his pants are visible

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому

      @@G0DofRock I suspect you may be confused by British clothing terminology:
      pants = underwear covering the area between the waist and the top of the legs
      trousers = outerwear worn from the waist to the ankles, covering both legs separately.

  • @AmirBrooks
    @AmirBrooks 4 роки тому

    Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird?
    Yes.
    Oh....

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 6 років тому

    Sorry Batman you can’t park your car there. It’s a loading bay

  • @blaisexrusso
    @blaisexrusso 4 роки тому

    The ineadible cale lol just dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃

  • @Agnethatheredhairkid
    @Agnethatheredhairkid 6 років тому +1

    I don't usually like Ed Byrne but he was bloody hilarious on this!

    • @sparda100
      @sparda100 6 років тому

      redhairkid I went to see him live last year
      Brilliant

  • @IM-ku9gi
    @IM-ku9gi 5 років тому +1

    What's the name of the comedian at 0:30

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 6 років тому

    No I’m not Captain Puerto Rico, I’m Captain America.

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 4 роки тому

    It's me, Captain Stage Fright. AAAARRRGH!

  • @juwonolubanwo2778
    @juwonolubanwo2778 5 років тому +1

    The batman line was funny😂😂

  • @Something-ps3og
    @Something-ps3og 5 років тому +1

    Web on labtop screen 😂

  • @bawbtehbildhar2762
    @bawbtehbildhar2762 6 років тому +1

    💀Thai football team stuck in the batcave cave

  • @VylonOblong
    @VylonOblong 6 років тому +17

    My entry:
    Don't worry Batman the police have this under control

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 5 років тому

      nerd with a camera this was better than all of the ones in the video.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 4 роки тому

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

  • @parkerproductions4546
    @parkerproductions4546 6 років тому +5

    "I, Doctor Doom, will rule the earth and you won't stop me!"
    "Doctor who?"
    "NO for crying out loud! It's spelt D-O-O-M = DOOM! Why does everyone keep calling me that?!!"

    • @zlee001
      @zlee001 5 років тому +1

      Not....... funny.....

  • @adamedwards7520
    @adamedwards7520 2 роки тому +1

    Hugh and Ed literally make me giggle like a schoolgirl

  • @rnalonto
    @rnalonto 4 роки тому

    Look, up in the sky...
    IT'S A BIRD... IT'S A PLANE...
    ...that's it.

  • @typemasters2871
    @typemasters2871 5 років тому +3

    2:06
    Never forget there's a story where Spider-Man accidentally killed MJ due to his reproductive fluids were eradicated, probably the worse type of STI he could have given her

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому

    Nish was hilarious in this one

  • @Tralby19
    @Tralby19 3 роки тому

    Explain the batcave one

  • @bumbledoctor
    @bumbledoctor 6 років тому

    Is it just my phone or is this not on iPlayer yet?

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Рік тому +1

    “Right Thanos, enough with the finger snapping, you’re getting decaf from now on!”