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  • @courtneybatchelor4014
    @courtneybatchelor4014 7 років тому +3584

    The "unexpected item in the bagging area" literally made me laugh out loud

    • @Reyeoux
      @Reyeoux 5 років тому +24

      No one expects the Spanish inquisition

    • @miscellaneous7777
      @miscellaneous7777 5 років тому +5

      I didn’t get that one... can you explain?

    • @duncantalksalotmore5032
      @duncantalksalotmore5032 5 років тому +20

      Clarissa Fray it is a common line you’ll hear from a self checkout kiosk in a supermarket.

    • @colonelkk
      @colonelkk 5 років тому +5

      Clarissa Fray In Britain automated checkouts at shops have a tendency to go “unexpected item in the bagging area” when you place something in the wrong place

  • @Liamtweedie
    @Liamtweedie 7 років тому +4136

    "He put the Chocolates down beside her....Silence.....and then at last she spoke....unexpected item in the bagging aera"
    THAT IS HOW YOU DELIVER A JOKE! and Huge's delivery of the line make it too funny.

    • @jzaar7483
      @jzaar7483 6 років тому +16

      I choked on my tea when he said that. ;3

    • @oldmanc2
      @oldmanc2 6 років тому +10

      @@jzaar7483 Me too. But I had coffee from a shit bucket

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 років тому +2

      I blew the water I was drinking out all over the floor.

    • @jackdavids2723
      @jackdavids2723 5 років тому +25

      Rustymcnut Manc Flyer Tirukinoko .... why do you people consume beverages while watching these videos?

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 років тому +25

      Jack Davids
      Cause I’m a thirsty boi

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 7 років тому +1858

    Ed's line at 2:45 is so simple but so unexpectingly funny. :D

    • @bartvandewalle4253
      @bartvandewalle4253 7 років тому +189

      It's hilarious, but only because the deliverance is spot on. A minor god might have stumbled.

    • @GT_Walker
      @GT_Walker 7 років тому +114

      Most jokes are about the delivery.

    • @themonsterbrat
      @themonsterbrat 6 років тому +65

      Yes, and he had to wait quite long before he could say it!

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 6 років тому +37

      ''He was overcome by a huge sensation of arousal followed by a huge climax and then it was over. He had no idea that a hoover could give an amazing blowjob''

    • @commentconnoisseur1001
      @commentconnoisseur1001 5 років тому +24

      The best thing about it is thatg he'd been waiting ages just to make that joke, because he kept getting beaten to the mic.

  • @jonathankern8857
    @jonathankern8857 7 років тому +2063

    Christian grabbed Anastasia and whispered in her ear... what's the naughtiest thing you've ever done? Oh gosh, well I suppose when I was younger and we used to run through fields of wheat...

    • @GrijzePilion
      @GrijzePilion 7 років тому +29

      Because this is a meme now.

    • @CyberLink70
      @CyberLink70 6 років тому +5

      I don’t. Explain?

    • @drwhowhatwhenwhy1165
      @drwhowhatwhenwhy1165 6 років тому +85

      James CyberLink Prime Minister tried to brush off a question asked in an interview "What was the worst thing you've ever done?" Or something of that sort, by saying that she ran though a field of wheat and the farmers may not have liked it.

    • @vincehgrutherford6184
      @vincehgrutherford6184 6 років тому +17

      Out of everything out shitty prime minister could've said and she talked about wheat fields... I would've at least mentioned pigs... It's original...

    • @leehenry5764
      @leehenry5764 5 років тому

      @@drwhowhatwhenwhy1165 corn field!

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 7 років тому +651

    Pride & Prejudice bit was spot-on 😂 I remember reading a book for the first time and thinking "Considering how much land Darcy owns, he must be compensating for something".

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 5 років тому +27

      yes loneliness

    • @amosw766
      @amosw766 4 роки тому +2

      @@yt-sh fuckin yikes

  • @Finda5
    @Finda5 5 років тому +383

    "when they left the bar she saw him in a new light. daylight, and he was disgusting"

  • @Picnicl
    @Picnicl 7 років тому +215

    This romantic novel round is possibly the best topic round I've ever seen on Mock the Week. Every gag and delivery was a total hit with many different themes.

  • @jalvesss
    @jalvesss 5 років тому +186

    "When they left the bar, she saw him in a new light. Daylight. And it was disgusting"
    SAME

  • @britishrex5515
    @britishrex5515 5 років тому +33

    I love that all of them are coming up with witty puns and thought out jokes, yet ed saying 'i want to see you shit in this bin' was by far the funniest

  • @charlieloaf1772
    @charlieloaf1772 7 років тому +828

    They need to get James Acaster on more, he is hilarious!

    • @burnbobquist8999
      @burnbobquist8999 6 років тому +17

      He is, but i like both Ed's too. :D

    • @zakfrancis5352
      @zakfrancis5352 5 років тому +4

      CharlieLoaf I don’t think he is but everyone else does😂

    • @xtheamazingax
      @xtheamazingax 2 роки тому

      Well, took some time, but he did return!

  • @garyhill565
    @garyhill565 7 років тому +394

    I like how Ed Byrne keeps gets beaten to the mic stand by someone else.

    • @samlee5549
      @samlee5549 5 років тому +53

      Then, when he finally gets to the mic, he says:
      “I want to see you shit in this bin.”

    • @the_pigs_have_rebelled
      @the_pigs_have_rebelled 5 років тому +2

      Sam Lee lol

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 4 роки тому +4

      It reminds me of an old episode

    • @joosecreations
      @joosecreations 4 роки тому

      @@samlee5549 I read this literally at the exact time he said it ahahaha

  • @phunkymind23
    @phunkymind23 7 років тому +584

    "She could not bare his loss any longer. No matter how hard she tried, grief would always get the better of her. Eventually, she had to move on and accept that Frankie will never come back."

  • @juwonolubanwo2778
    @juwonolubanwo2778 5 років тому +74

    "Mr Darcy, you are so becoming".
    "Really", he said, "cause I think it's you that will be coming"
    High five!😉😉

  • @DianaMaeBabyGirl
    @DianaMaeBabyGirl 3 роки тому +8

    I love how Ed either smiles or laughs right after he’s finished his jokes. And he’s hot

  • @EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan
    @EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan 7 років тому +43

    Nothing could've prepared me for "I want to see you shit in this bin"

  • @Keytaster
    @Keytaster 7 років тому +110

    2:45 Ed Byrne caught me sooo much off guard, I actually fell off my chair and rolled on the floor squeezing my aching belly because I couldn't help laughing maniacally...

    • @obs4281
      @obs4281 6 років тому +7

      Mason Starling that was overly dramatic. Bet you didn't even do that 👍

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 6 років тому +7

      What makes it better is how hard he tried to get on the mic before that.

  • @olliej.2776
    @olliej.2776 7 років тому +227

    the best one is showing up to the first date in a wedding dress lmfao

    • @rainerwinkler6140
      @rainerwinkler6140 6 років тому +10

      Ollie J. Your sense of humor is appalling

    • @vincehgrutherford6184
      @vincehgrutherford6184 6 років тому +7

      Ollie J.
      Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrnes could be dead and still make better jokes.

    • @JamesSamson487
      @JamesSamson487 5 років тому +8

      This just happened in The Bachelor Australia 2019.
      Wish I was joking...

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 5 років тому +27

      Rainer Winkler It was an *okay* joke. But maybe this person liked it. Humour is subjective, so you can’t tell someone theirs is bad.

    • @sophie2946
      @sophie2946 4 роки тому +3

      @ollie it was my favourite too😂

  • @anzarne
    @anzarne 7 років тому +83

    The daylight joke got me good.

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 3 роки тому +5

    awkward struggles toward the mic like at 2:39 are honestly my favourite part of scenes we’d like to see

  • @simonroendalsgaard1
    @simonroendalsgaard1 7 років тому +277

    I get the criticism of Angela Barnes but Zoe Lyons has been consistently funny in all the clips I've seen.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 роки тому +15

      Zoe is actually one of my faves, she rarely has a joke that doesn't land :)

    • @TheSongwritingCat
      @TheSongwritingCat 4 роки тому +2

      Accurate

    • @wolfvandewerff502
      @wolfvandewerff502 3 роки тому +19

      Dawn rises in serengeti, Dawn has absolutely no idea how she got there😂

  • @Prince__Teclis
    @Prince__Teclis 7 років тому +94

    "Shit did I say that last bit out loud?" That's a problem I definitely suffer from.

  • @JGGuitarCovers
    @JGGuitarCovers 6 років тому +10

    "I want to see you shit in this bin" LMFAO I love Ed Byrne

  • @thefudgestix
    @thefudgestix 7 років тому +160

    Idk what people are bitching about, everyone was hilarious!

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 7 років тому +104

    'I want to see you shit in this bin'. The reaction that got tells me so much. We NEED more horrid humour.

  • @MisoForHipo
    @MisoForHipo 5 років тому +21

    man literally waited 5 turns just to say "I want to see you shit in this bin" lmao

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 4 роки тому +5

    Hugh’s bagging area joke was just perfect.

  • @corriedebeer799
    @corriedebeer799 6 років тому +22

    that becoming joke was golden.

  • @justNiko_91
    @justNiko_91 7 років тому +64

    Ed's first joke has me howling 🤣

  • @AvantiHalfhorse
    @AvantiHalfhorse 5 років тому +43

    MTW: "Things you wouldn't read in a romance novel."
    Master authors of the genre: Challenge accepted.

  • @ada4927
    @ada4927 6 років тому +39

    People need to get over themselves and find a new show if they think this is crap. I personally think this is still a great show, even if all the classic ones are gone.

  • @Pie_minister_Sean
    @Pie_minister_Sean 7 років тому +9

    Ed is so randomly hilarious. 'i want to see you shit in this bin'.

  • @thomassnowball6374
    @thomassnowball6374 7 років тому +584

    I don't get all the hate, the women on the show were hilarious

    • @FooBarBash
      @FooBarBash 7 років тому +23

      Really? Was anything Angela Barnes said funny?

    • @bartvandewalle4253
      @bartvandewalle4253 7 років тому +92

      I think so, yes.

    • @Michylawhty
      @Michylawhty 7 років тому +57

      Yup, plenty of stuff.

    • @Picnicl
      @Picnicl 7 років тому +74

      Angela Barnes is great at delivery. Zoe Lyons was great here too.

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 4 роки тому +1

      They only have woman to stop the bbc from going out of budget

  • @chandlerkerr2190
    @chandlerkerr2190 7 років тому +3

    2:45 Ed's deadpan expression and Dara's expression made this

  • @kunaal_1928
    @kunaal_1928 7 років тому +76

    The smile at 0:25

  • @chorraykijuu
    @chorraykijuu 7 років тому +79

    I'm from Kenya. but I love watching mock the week

    • @RNBisDOD
      @RNBisDOD 5 років тому

      Nobody cares

    • @pharaya3757
      @pharaya3757 5 років тому +6

      @Jack Tyrrell why'd you have to be so rude for

    • @erinkeegan5893
      @erinkeegan5893 5 років тому +3

      Cobra Rising calm down

    • @RNBisDOD
      @RNBisDOD 5 років тому

      @@erinkeegan5893 as u wish Lord Buddha 🙏

    • @erinkeegan5893
      @erinkeegan5893 5 років тому

      Cobra Rising lmao

  • @India.H
    @India.H 5 років тому +5

    "Well it does fulfill the criteria." Dara's face :')

  • @MrKaywyn
    @MrKaywyn 2 роки тому +5

    Ed Gamble's final joke is really worth waiting for.

  • @raikaparzella
    @raikaparzella 7 років тому +16

    The one with the bra had me laughing out loud 😂😂

  • @ReggieKSanshire
    @ReggieKSanshire 2 роки тому +1

    "Every inch could be felt as it went in. Her eyes begin to water, as there is a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it'll be a home run. And so, that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame."

  • @config2000
    @config2000 7 років тому +102

    When the night set in he cornered the girl and started kissing her passionately on the lips. Then, in a moment of discomfort he sensed a moustache and repelled in horror. Switching the bedroom light on he was relieved to see her doing a hand stand.

  • @gj4312
    @gj4312 6 років тому +31

    I want to see you shit in this bin was the most unexpected and hilarious thing I have ever seen.

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic Рік тому +2

    3:33 that is what Mr. Darcy is really thinking

  • @alial-timimy7917
    @alial-timimy7917 5 років тому +6

    "I want to see you shit in this bin" LOL I wasn't expecting it that

  • @AR-ii3ly
    @AR-ii3ly 6 років тому +3

    Brilliant. One of the best I’ve seen.

  • @alexinabox6931
    @alexinabox6931 6 років тому +5

    The chuckle brothers one was gold.

  • @letseatgrandpa2905
    @letseatgrandpa2905 6 років тому +3

    'I want you to shit in this bin' LAMO!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnrie18
    @johnrie18 6 місяців тому +1

    "Turn the light off," she said.
    "What about all the boats?" Said the Lighthouse keeper.

  • @imbeingjudgemental644
    @imbeingjudgemental644 4 роки тому +6

    1:15. I would've actually died if he said "unexpected item in the shagging area"

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 5 років тому +2

    ‘Daylight. And it was disgusting’ 😂

  • @acidwr10
    @acidwr10 4 роки тому +1

    "I want to see you sh*t in this bin"
    😂 Spat out my tea

  • @antonymilne1346
    @antonymilne1346 4 роки тому +5

    Anyone else wanna write a romance/comedy novel to include all these lines?

  • @ewanelliot5824
    @ewanelliot5824 5 років тому +8

    0:52 top ten moments of British comedy

  • @MarkAtkin
    @MarkAtkin 6 років тому +34

    Its refreshing to see more than one female for a change.

  • @naila2420
    @naila2420 5 років тому +11

    I was just watching Ed Byrne trying to speak and getting beaten to to the mic😂

  • @braixenhearts9998
    @braixenhearts9998 7 років тому +9

    Hugh and Ed are gods

  • @Rascal2006
    @Rascal2006 7 років тому +55

    Very funny as always 😂😂😂😂

  • @youngdolo8
    @youngdolo8 7 років тому +13

    0:53 and 2:46 are my favourite ones

  • @theluckiesteh9058
    @theluckiesteh9058 7 років тому +72

    Our first scene is.... "Likely UA-cam Comments"
    Bring Back Frankie!

    • @joshuaprager786
      @joshuaprager786 7 років тому +2

      TheOfficial AC98 or the women aren't funny

  • @KTGetc
    @KTGetc 5 років тому +6

    There are times when you can tell Ed only said something to get Dara laughing

  • @LoogiTheDino
    @LoogiTheDino 7 років тому +160

    When is the Rejected Exam Questions/Commericals that never made it to air?

    • @Luke-qr7pm
      @Luke-qr7pm 7 років тому +1

      Luigi2012SM64 ua-cam.com/video/yqyY15LoecA/v-deo.html

    • @Luke-qr7pm
      @Luke-qr7pm 7 років тому

      Exam questions ^^^^

    • @LoogiTheDino
      @LoogiTheDino 7 років тому

      Already seen it.

  • @mariahtho5129
    @mariahtho5129 7 років тому +18

    Most of these lines are probably in 50 shades

  • @WaffleSnow_
    @WaffleSnow_ 5 років тому +2

    And this is the end of 50 shades of grey. Even so Jane still couldn’t decide what colour to paint the wall.
    Removing her clothes, she turned her back and said ‘does that look right to you?’
    She always believed in love at first sight... until see woke up and seen Dara at the end of her bed
    That’s some of mine

  • @versi7450
    @versi7450 5 років тому +3

    His heavy package landed on the desk
    "I bet you like this"
    *Bell rings*
    "Alright class that will be all"

  • @philippine2240
    @philippine2240 5 років тому +3

    Now I just want to write a romantic novel with every single one of these lines
    There it is
    Perfection

  • @ellenkingsley
    @ellenkingsley 7 років тому +16

    "He hung like a fucking cart horse" 😂😂😂😂
    "I want to see you shit in this bin" 😂😂😂😂

  • @chilliard120
    @chilliard120 6 років тому +2

    Hal and Ed Gamble may have gotten in some good licks, but "I want to see you shit in this bin" is the funniest thing to have come out of anyone's mouth on this show

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 5 років тому +1

    "Shit! Did I say that last bit out loud?" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @lydiaparker6855
    @lydiaparker6855 6 років тому +5

    watching this with my Alexa in the room and when he said it she chimes up

  • @siobhanjewelljones61
    @siobhanjewelljones61 4 роки тому +1

    "I want to see you shit in a bin"😭 can't cope

  • @jonathanlabelle6725
    @jonathanlabelle6725 3 роки тому +1

    2:10 was expecting a Mario Bros Joke

  • @gezzarandom
    @gezzarandom 6 років тому +2

    My entry, "Van Hesling left the Cullen household, knowing his life work was now complete."

    • @DogNamedWatson
      @DogNamedWatson 5 років тому

      How clever, a Twilight is bad joke *years* after it was popular

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 6 років тому +4

    0:41 that is what Mrs. Bennett is really thinking

  • @sheyannbertschinger
    @sheyannbertschinger 6 років тому +1

    "I want to see you shit in this bin."
    New favorite pickup line.

  • @animelytical8354
    @animelytical8354 6 років тому +2

    "To me, to you" is too much ah I'm in pain

  • @Supposedlyimrightwingnow
    @Supposedlyimrightwingnow 6 років тому +2

    loved the chuckle brothers gag!

  • @MaxHACKZ
    @MaxHACKZ 6 років тому +6

    R.I.P Barry Chuckle

  • @Blyndir
    @Blyndir 6 років тому +1

    2:45 Actually, I think this one can be found somewhere in the "50 Shades of Grey" series.

  • @jakethesnake95
    @jakethesnake95 6 років тому +1

    The Alexa joke at 1:52 was glorious.

  • @blarg.officialproductions8717
    @blarg.officialproductions8717 6 років тому +2

    Thing is, now I want to write a romantic novel including all of the lines that they said, just to prove them wrong.

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 6 років тому +5

    It was the moment he had been waiting for, for what had seemed a lifetime. He slowly leaned in. Their lips met.
    THEN SHE CLOSED HER LEGS AND CRUSHED HIS SUNGLASSES!

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 5 років тому +1

    Ed sheeran’s take on Galway girl gets a lot of exposure through mock the week

  • @sophie2946
    @sophie2946 7 років тому +1

    2:45 was the best part!

  • @Batman-sr1ul
    @Batman-sr1ul 5 років тому +1

    *i hate romantic stuff but if someone made a book with these quotes i don’t think it’d be possible not to read it*

  • @sauce242
    @sauce242 7 років тому +1

    I love watching this with the Seinfeld Theme in the Background

  • @elijahmwanga126
    @elijahmwanga126 6 років тому +4

    2:07 RIP BARRY CHUCKLE

  • @sjg2
    @sjg2 4 роки тому +1

    0:51 Everything was in place. The bubble bath has been poured, the chocolate was there, the scented candles had been lit. This was going to be the best wank ever.

  • @zgblanche1815
    @zgblanche1815 5 років тому +1

    THE MR DARCY ONE GOT ME

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty 5 років тому +1

    how am I now seeing this????
    I LOVE IT!!!

  • @vdavi12
    @vdavi12 5 років тому +3

    I feel for the guy who keeps trying to walk up

  • @lucasthomas2060
    @lucasthomas2060 7 років тому +1

    I think the new panel are quite hilarious!

  • @Me-fo1kk
    @Me-fo1kk 4 роки тому

    I was screaming with laughter so much I think the neighbours have called the police..

  • @flightlesslord2688
    @flightlesslord2688 5 років тому +5

    2:44 ...... The build up

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 3 роки тому

    I bet Hugh's glad he conceded for that one.

  • @that_dam_baka
    @that_dam_baka 5 років тому +3

    I didn't understand the one with the brothers. “To me, to you”

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому +3

      It's a reference to the "Chuckle Brothers", a popular children's comedy double act. One of their catch phrases was "To me, to you." typically used when moving a large piece of furniture or a ladder.

    • @that_dam_baka
      @that_dam_baka 5 років тому +1

      @@gwishart Thanks

  • @haza6893
    @haza6893 4 роки тому

    Hugh is by far the funniest man in Britain

  • @scarlettmacpherson4630
    @scarlettmacpherson4630 4 роки тому

    This dude is from a show called Almost Royal, recommend it it’s on Netflix

  • @leongkinwai9709
    @leongkinwai9709 5 років тому

    2:04 Enough time with Citation Needed's given me context for this joke and I couldn't be happier. :'D

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 років тому

    0_46 😂 great punchline.

  • @lonnwy
    @lonnwy 5 років тому

    My three favourite Male comedians all in one video, brilliant, xx

  • @artycassy
    @artycassy 4 роки тому +1

    2:02 my Alexa actually responded haha