Clarissa Fray In Britain automated checkouts at shops have a tendency to go “unexpected item in the bagging area” when you place something in the wrong place
"He put the Chocolates down beside her....Silence.....and then at last she spoke....unexpected item in the bagging aera" THAT IS HOW YOU DELIVER A JOKE! and Huge's delivery of the line make it too funny.
''He was overcome by a huge sensation of arousal followed by a huge climax and then it was over. He had no idea that a hoover could give an amazing blowjob''
Christian grabbed Anastasia and whispered in her ear... what's the naughtiest thing you've ever done? Oh gosh, well I suppose when I was younger and we used to run through fields of wheat...
James CyberLink Prime Minister tried to brush off a question asked in an interview "What was the worst thing you've ever done?" Or something of that sort, by saying that she ran though a field of wheat and the farmers may not have liked it.
Pride & Prejudice bit was spot-on 😂 I remember reading a book for the first time and thinking "Considering how much land Darcy owns, he must be compensating for something".
This romantic novel round is possibly the best topic round I've ever seen on Mock the Week. Every gag and delivery was a total hit with many different themes.
I love that all of them are coming up with witty puns and thought out jokes, yet ed saying 'i want to see you shit in this bin' was by far the funniest
"She could not bare his loss any longer. No matter how hard she tried, grief would always get the better of her. Eventually, she had to move on and accept that Frankie will never come back."
2:45 Ed Byrne caught me sooo much off guard, I actually fell off my chair and rolled on the floor squeezing my aching belly because I couldn't help laughing maniacally...
People need to get over themselves and find a new show if they think this is crap. I personally think this is still a great show, even if all the classic ones are gone.
"Every inch could be felt as it went in. Her eyes begin to water, as there is a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it'll be a home run. And so, that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame."
When the night set in he cornered the girl and started kissing her passionately on the lips. Then, in a moment of discomfort he sensed a moustache and repelled in horror. Switching the bedroom light on he was relieved to see her doing a hand stand.
And this is the end of 50 shades of grey. Even so Jane still couldn’t decide what colour to paint the wall. Removing her clothes, she turned her back and said ‘does that look right to you?’ She always believed in love at first sight... until see woke up and seen Dara at the end of her bed That’s some of mine
Hal and Ed Gamble may have gotten in some good licks, but "I want to see you shit in this bin" is the funniest thing to have come out of anyone's mouth on this show
It was the moment he had been waiting for, for what had seemed a lifetime. He slowly leaned in. Their lips met. THEN SHE CLOSED HER LEGS AND CRUSHED HIS SUNGLASSES!
0:51 Everything was in place. The bubble bath has been poured, the chocolate was there, the scented candles had been lit. This was going to be the best wank ever.
It's a reference to the "Chuckle Brothers", a popular children's comedy double act. One of their catch phrases was "To me, to you." typically used when moving a large piece of furniture or a ladder.
The "unexpected item in the bagging area" literally made me laugh out loud
No one expects the Spanish inquisition
I didn’t get that one... can you explain?
Clarissa Fray it is a common line you’ll hear from a self checkout kiosk in a supermarket.
Clarissa Fray In Britain automated checkouts at shops have a tendency to go “unexpected item in the bagging area” when you place something in the wrong place
"He put the Chocolates down beside her....Silence.....and then at last she spoke....unexpected item in the bagging aera"
THAT IS HOW YOU DELIVER A JOKE! and Huge's delivery of the line make it too funny.
I choked on my tea when he said that. ;3
@@jzaar7483 Me too. But I had coffee from a shit bucket
I blew the water I was drinking out all over the floor.
Rustymcnut Manc Flyer Tirukinoko .... why do you people consume beverages while watching these videos?
Jack Davids
Cause I’m a thirsty boi
Ed's line at 2:45 is so simple but so unexpectingly funny. :D
It's hilarious, but only because the deliverance is spot on. A minor god might have stumbled.
Most jokes are about the delivery.
Yes, and he had to wait quite long before he could say it!
''He was overcome by a huge sensation of arousal followed by a huge climax and then it was over. He had no idea that a hoover could give an amazing blowjob''
The best thing about it is thatg he'd been waiting ages just to make that joke, because he kept getting beaten to the mic.
Christian grabbed Anastasia and whispered in her ear... what's the naughtiest thing you've ever done? Oh gosh, well I suppose when I was younger and we used to run through fields of wheat...
Because this is a meme now.
I don’t. Explain?
James CyberLink Prime Minister tried to brush off a question asked in an interview "What was the worst thing you've ever done?" Or something of that sort, by saying that she ran though a field of wheat and the farmers may not have liked it.
Out of everything out shitty prime minister could've said and she talked about wheat fields... I would've at least mentioned pigs... It's original...
@@drwhowhatwhenwhy1165 corn field!
Pride & Prejudice bit was spot-on 😂 I remember reading a book for the first time and thinking "Considering how much land Darcy owns, he must be compensating for something".
yes loneliness
@@yt-sh fuckin yikes
"when they left the bar she saw him in a new light. daylight, and he was disgusting"
This romantic novel round is possibly the best topic round I've ever seen on Mock the Week. Every gag and delivery was a total hit with many different themes.
"When they left the bar, she saw him in a new light. Daylight. And it was disgusting"
SAME
I love that all of them are coming up with witty puns and thought out jokes, yet ed saying 'i want to see you shit in this bin' was by far the funniest
They need to get James Acaster on more, he is hilarious!
He is, but i like both Ed's too. :D
CharlieLoaf I don’t think he is but everyone else does😂
Well, took some time, but he did return!
I like how Ed Byrne keeps gets beaten to the mic stand by someone else.
Then, when he finally gets to the mic, he says:
“I want to see you shit in this bin.”
Sam Lee lol
It reminds me of an old episode
@@samlee5549 I read this literally at the exact time he said it ahahaha
"She could not bare his loss any longer. No matter how hard she tried, grief would always get the better of her. Eventually, she had to move on and accept that Frankie will never come back."
"Mr Darcy, you are so becoming".
"Really", he said, "cause I think it's you that will be coming"
High five!😉😉
I love how Ed either smiles or laughs right after he’s finished his jokes. And he’s hot
Nothing could've prepared me for "I want to see you shit in this bin"
2:45 Ed Byrne caught me sooo much off guard, I actually fell off my chair and rolled on the floor squeezing my aching belly because I couldn't help laughing maniacally...
Mason Starling that was overly dramatic. Bet you didn't even do that 👍
What makes it better is how hard he tried to get on the mic before that.
the best one is showing up to the first date in a wedding dress lmfao
Ollie J. Your sense of humor is appalling
Ollie J.
Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrnes could be dead and still make better jokes.
This just happened in The Bachelor Australia 2019.
Wish I was joking...
Rainer Winkler It was an *okay* joke. But maybe this person liked it. Humour is subjective, so you can’t tell someone theirs is bad.
@ollie it was my favourite too😂
The daylight joke got me good.
awkward struggles toward the mic like at 2:39 are honestly my favourite part of scenes we’d like to see
I get the criticism of Angela Barnes but Zoe Lyons has been consistently funny in all the clips I've seen.
Zoe is actually one of my faves, she rarely has a joke that doesn't land :)
Accurate
Dawn rises in serengeti, Dawn has absolutely no idea how she got there😂
"Shit did I say that last bit out loud?" That's a problem I definitely suffer from.
"I want to see you shit in this bin" LMFAO I love Ed Byrne
Idk what people are bitching about, everyone was hilarious!
'I want to see you shit in this bin'. The reaction that got tells me so much. We NEED more horrid humour.
man literally waited 5 turns just to say "I want to see you shit in this bin" lmao
Hugh’s bagging area joke was just perfect.
that becoming joke was golden.
Ed's first joke has me howling 🤣
MTW: "Things you wouldn't read in a romance novel."
Master authors of the genre: Challenge accepted.
Hell yeah. I'm on it.
People need to get over themselves and find a new show if they think this is crap. I personally think this is still a great show, even if all the classic ones are gone.
Ed is so randomly hilarious. 'i want to see you shit in this bin'.
I don't get all the hate, the women on the show were hilarious
Really? Was anything Angela Barnes said funny?
I think so, yes.
Yup, plenty of stuff.
Angela Barnes is great at delivery. Zoe Lyons was great here too.
They only have woman to stop the bbc from going out of budget
2:45 Ed's deadpan expression and Dara's expression made this
The smile at 0:25
I'm from Kenya. but I love watching mock the week
Nobody cares
@Jack Tyrrell why'd you have to be so rude for
Cobra Rising calm down
@@erinkeegan5893 as u wish Lord Buddha 🙏
Cobra Rising lmao
"Well it does fulfill the criteria." Dara's face :')
Ed Gamble's final joke is really worth waiting for.
The one with the bra had me laughing out loud 😂😂
"Every inch could be felt as it went in. Her eyes begin to water, as there is a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it'll be a home run. And so, that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame."
When the night set in he cornered the girl and started kissing her passionately on the lips. Then, in a moment of discomfort he sensed a moustache and repelled in horror. Switching the bedroom light on he was relieved to see her doing a hand stand.
I want to see you shit in this bin was the most unexpected and hilarious thing I have ever seen.
3:33 that is what Mr. Darcy is really thinking
"I want to see you shit in this bin" LOL I wasn't expecting it that
Brilliant. One of the best I’ve seen.
The chuckle brothers one was gold.
'I want you to shit in this bin' LAMO!! 😂😂😂😂
"Turn the light off," she said.
"What about all the boats?" Said the Lighthouse keeper.
1:15. I would've actually died if he said "unexpected item in the shagging area"
‘Daylight. And it was disgusting’ 😂
"I want to see you sh*t in this bin"
😂 Spat out my tea
Anyone else wanna write a romance/comedy novel to include all these lines?
0:52 top ten moments of British comedy
Its refreshing to see more than one female for a change.
Mark Atkin
Wtf Mark?
why is it?
I was just watching Ed Byrne trying to speak and getting beaten to to the mic😂
Hugh and Ed are gods
Very funny as always 😂😂😂😂
0:53 and 2:46 are my favourite ones
Our first scene is.... "Likely UA-cam Comments"
Bring Back Frankie!
TheOfficial AC98 or the women aren't funny
There are times when you can tell Ed only said something to get Dara laughing
When is the Rejected Exam Questions/Commericals that never made it to air?
Luigi2012SM64 ua-cam.com/video/yqyY15LoecA/v-deo.html
Exam questions ^^^^
Already seen it.
Most of these lines are probably in 50 shades
And this is the end of 50 shades of grey. Even so Jane still couldn’t decide what colour to paint the wall.
Removing her clothes, she turned her back and said ‘does that look right to you?’
She always believed in love at first sight... until see woke up and seen Dara at the end of her bed
That’s some of mine
His heavy package landed on the desk
"I bet you like this"
*Bell rings*
"Alright class that will be all"
Now I just want to write a romantic novel with every single one of these lines
There it is
Perfection
"He hung like a fucking cart horse" 😂😂😂😂
"I want to see you shit in this bin" 😂😂😂😂
Hal and Ed Gamble may have gotten in some good licks, but "I want to see you shit in this bin" is the funniest thing to have come out of anyone's mouth on this show
"Shit! Did I say that last bit out loud?" 😂🤣😂🤣
watching this with my Alexa in the room and when he said it she chimes up
"I want to see you shit in a bin"😭 can't cope
2:10 was expecting a Mario Bros Joke
My entry, "Van Hesling left the Cullen household, knowing his life work was now complete."
How clever, a Twilight is bad joke *years* after it was popular
0:41 that is what Mrs. Bennett is really thinking
"I want to see you shit in this bin."
New favorite pickup line.
"To me, to you" is too much ah I'm in pain
loved the chuckle brothers gag!
R.I.P Barry Chuckle
2:45 Actually, I think this one can be found somewhere in the "50 Shades of Grey" series.
The Alexa joke at 1:52 was glorious.
Thing is, now I want to write a romantic novel including all of the lines that they said, just to prove them wrong.
It was the moment he had been waiting for, for what had seemed a lifetime. He slowly leaned in. Their lips met.
THEN SHE CLOSED HER LEGS AND CRUSHED HIS SUNGLASSES!
Ed sheeran’s take on Galway girl gets a lot of exposure through mock the week
2:45 was the best part!
*i hate romantic stuff but if someone made a book with these quotes i don’t think it’d be possible not to read it*
I love watching this with the Seinfeld Theme in the Background
2:07 RIP BARRY CHUCKLE
0:51 Everything was in place. The bubble bath has been poured, the chocolate was there, the scented candles had been lit. This was going to be the best wank ever.
THE MR DARCY ONE GOT ME
how am I now seeing this????
I LOVE IT!!!
I feel for the guy who keeps trying to walk up
I think the new panel are quite hilarious!
I was screaming with laughter so much I think the neighbours have called the police..
2:44 ...... The build up
I bet Hugh's glad he conceded for that one.
I didn't understand the one with the brothers. “To me, to you”
It's a reference to the "Chuckle Brothers", a popular children's comedy double act. One of their catch phrases was "To me, to you." typically used when moving a large piece of furniture or a ladder.
@@gwishart Thanks
Hugh is by far the funniest man in Britain
This dude is from a show called Almost Royal, recommend it it’s on Netflix
*the first guy*
2:04 Enough time with Citation Needed's given me context for this joke and I couldn't be happier. :'D
0_46 😂 great punchline.
My three favourite Male comedians all in one video, brilliant, xx
2:02 my Alexa actually responded haha