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  • @davidmerrick1085
    @davidmerrick1085 5 років тому +772

    "I know you're a BladeRunner but in this house we don't run with scissors" 😂

    • @ruthhermosura460
      @ruthhermosura460 4 роки тому +3

      David Merrick And Run(ning) with scissors is also a movie 😂

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 4 роки тому +3

      I know you're a BladeRunner Oscar, but I'm 99% sure she WASNT a replicant.

  • @FooBarBash
    @FooBarBash 7 років тому +702

    2:10 I love how everyone saw Hugh's joke coming and still laughed :').

  • @RichardIII1955
    @RichardIII1955 7 років тому +959

    The Loki low-key one was priceless! 😂😄

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 6 років тому +1499

    I loved how everyone already got the "Planet of the Vapes" joke before Hugh even said it

    • @gracereads2917
      @gracereads2917 6 років тому +11

      hotelmario510 ah British Humour

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 5 років тому +5

      That's a vape forum

    • @BerserkinggearMoviesOfficial
      @BerserkinggearMoviesOfficial 5 років тому +30

      It really shows that a lot of them are on the same level, it’s brilliant

    • @MrExEssex
      @MrExEssex 5 років тому +21

      Yeah, you know you've got a good one when your colleagues start laughing before you even start the punchline.

    • @bodo-bing
      @bodo-bing 5 років тому +12

      I didn't see it coming at all, but the set-up was so funny even before the punchline that I was already cracking up!

  • @robertbrookes2000
    @robertbrookes2000 7 років тому +464

    Idk what it is but I just love the blade runner joke.

    • @Ben-ng3og
      @Ben-ng3og 5 років тому +2

      Robert Brookes it was the funniest

    • @TriploGoofus
      @TriploGoofus 5 років тому +9

      Delivery

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 5 років тому +1

      what did he say exactly - I cant understand him

    • @bizarrebunny5579
      @bizarrebunny5579 5 років тому +6

      tiarnan "you might well be a blade runner Ryan but in the house we do not run with scissors"

    • @bizarrebunny5579
      @bizarrebunny5579 5 років тому +1

      Robert Brookes same it gets me every time 😂

  • @helenetrstrup4817
    @helenetrstrup4817 5 років тому +70

    Mad Max, Sad Max, Bad Max , Glad Max and Dad Max - Hahaha. This is too good 😂

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 3 роки тому +1

      Don’t forget the one who has a qualification from university, Grad Max.

    • @SkyCloudsStudios
      @SkyCloudsStudios 8 місяців тому +1

      And the cool cousin, Rad Max

  • @dhruvtrivedi7689
    @dhruvtrivedi7689 7 років тому +736

    Mad max joke was really good.hilarious

    • @Aj-xt4cw
      @Aj-xt4cw 6 років тому +8

      What about climax

    • @numbo655
      @numbo655 5 років тому +1

      Not really

    • @jay70328
      @jay70328 5 років тому

      It's a version of the Vladimir Putin meme

  • @Madhava1983
    @Madhava1983 7 років тому +290

    Hahaha I feel like Milton Jones makes the other comedians laugh more than anyone else

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 5 років тому +1

      “You are a villain, just not a super villain!”

    • @audigex
      @audigex 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah Milton Jones and Sean Lock seem to be very much "comedian's comedians"... they're funny in general, but other comedians seem to particularly appreciate their humour

  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 7 років тому +79

    Milton is a legend. I love how there's an increasing number of MTW videos where he goes last and just kills it, with his fellow comedians losing their shit. :)

    • @divyabadri9787
      @divyabadri9787 2 роки тому +3

      “Welcome to the bakery” has yet to be topped imo

  • @HardcoreInsanity
    @HardcoreInsanity 6 років тому +111

    The planet of the vapes joke was priceless

  • @teuntje2863
    @teuntje2863 6 років тому +335

    Still waiting for Thesaurus the movie..

  • @doctorwhat3683
    @doctorwhat3683 3 роки тому +22

    0:23 the only time i’ve ever seen Milton crack up while telling his own joke.

  • @Monada79
    @Monada79 7 років тому +203

    The one about Bond and the STDs was hysterical!

  • @gideoncaplan6814
    @gideoncaplan6814 7 років тому +332

    Milton Jones stole the show again

    • @iz723
      @iz723 7 років тому +8

      DRESS LOKI!

    • @harrywithanh
      @harrywithanh 6 років тому +2

      Could he bring it back please

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому

      He burgled it. He purloined it. He engaged in thievery.

  • @Mel-bh6vb
    @Mel-bh6vb 5 років тому +10

    1:46 I can’t help but backing up coz his face just says it all lol

  • @jovanleon7
    @jovanleon7 5 років тому +31

    The most reliable online store delivery service on planet earth. Optimus Prime.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 4 роки тому +3

      Not only can I transform from a robot into a truck, but I also sell cheap t-shirts and jeans.
      I am Optimus Primark.

  • @jeanniehelliwell1599
    @jeanniehelliwell1599 3 роки тому +2

    You are all so funny!Milton and Hugh on fire.fabulous. I watch you to unwind every night to get rid of the day’s awful news. Thank you,all of you.

  • @LokkerG
    @LokkerG 7 років тому +119

    Anyone catch Milton cracking up on his first joke after getting buzzed?

  • @thesurgeon6473
    @thesurgeon6473 7 років тому +109

    Good Lord, Nish was actually funny. And I love Milton

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 4 роки тому +6

    2:35 Great gag by Nish here, but he could have gone so much further with it. Milton's final gag was great.

  • @noahcrane142
    @noahcrane142 6 років тому +32

    That homecoming one was hilarious

  • @JoshuaCodes
    @JoshuaCodes 6 років тому +52

    That Spider-Man Joke 😂

  • @lydiaboyle4158
    @lydiaboyle4158 4 роки тому +6

    1:46 He's got a license to kill me with a forklift, Olé!

  • @neiljohnston8497
    @neiljohnston8497 5 років тому +12

    2:36 Tory Party Conference. That was brilliant

  • @monmothma3358
    @monmothma3358 Рік тому +3

    Hugh Dennis is in a league of his own 😂

  • @jesserobb399
    @jesserobb399 5 років тому +38

    "I am Loki the mischief god of Norse" I think you mean the Norse god of mischief

  • @DeanMoxley87
    @DeanMoxley87 5 років тому +27

    1:25 how BIG is the guys LITTLE finger
    2:58 it’s Bart Gimpson

  • @thesurgeon6473
    @thesurgeon6473 7 років тому +35

    Hahaha, Seuss to Shipman. That was amazing

    • @unsaturatedfats5323
      @unsaturatedfats5323 7 років тому +2

      The Surgeon care to explain? I didn't get that one

    • @LokkerG
      @LokkerG 7 років тому +5

      My guess: Dr. Seuss is low on the "strange" scale with Dr. Shipman being high. Hence, Dr. Strange being asked "how strange."

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 7 років тому +12

      Fatemah Jafar - Dr Seuss was a writer who wrote weird kids' books. Harold Shipman was a doctor who was also a serial killer - hence they're both strange

    • @pineapplesandjellies
      @pineapplesandjellies 4 роки тому +3

      Ohhh I thought he said Zeus.

  • @Denis-89
    @Denis-89 7 років тому +26

    Actually really good this week!

  • @fajaradi1223
    @fajaradi1223 6 років тому +29

    Planet of the Vapes ... That's very scary shit. LOL ..

  • @arabasmatipas8577
    @arabasmatipas8577 7 років тому +56

    Blockbuster Broadcasting Channel

  • @christopherosullivan6473
    @christopherosullivan6473 6 років тому +12

    Every time Ed Gamble makes a joke, he just freezes like a creepy doll. Just see in the joke he says in this video

  • @idunrudemo
    @idunrudemo 5 років тому +5

    2:11 aaah the pré laugh got me😂

  • @LPKelly380
    @LPKelly380 2 роки тому +1

    1:25 oddly long pinky finger 😮

  • @Maurice_Moss
    @Maurice_Moss 5 років тому +7

    That thesaurus joke though 😂😂

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 5 років тому +3

    When Milton is on, I always smile. He's special 😍
    He's a comedian's comedian

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 5 років тому +11

    _Planet of the vapes..._
    I'm tapping out. 🤣

  • @Woodbug-b7t
    @Woodbug-b7t 7 років тому +41

    The Dad from Outnumbered was brilliant.

  • @696190
    @696190 5 років тому +9

    "Frozen: a tragic tale of pensioners..." that could've gone so dark...

  • @aussievapezaussievapez__3320
    @aussievapezaussievapez__3320 5 років тому +2

    Milton.... unbelievably funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @imforeveru
    @imforeveru 5 років тому +4

    Why does that first guy sound SO MUCH like David Tennant!! 😆

    • @tomodonnell878
      @tomodonnell878 5 років тому

      Ummm he doesn’t...

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому

      Because you've never heard David Tennant speak?

  • @martinmoore7920
    @martinmoore7920 3 роки тому

    At 1.12 enters Mrs Doyle....Go on Go on Go on Go on...now where is Father Ted😂

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 4 роки тому +2

    Magnificent Milton and Hilarious Hugh.

  • @sekpatakun
    @sekpatakun 6 років тому +5

    Hugh D.... Legend

  • @gdj6298
    @gdj6298 4 роки тому +2

    Fashion in comedy comes and goes. But excruciating wordplay never dies. MILTON JONES FOREVER !

    • @ChristopheStrobbe
      @ChristopheStrobbe Рік тому +1

      Speaking of fashion, how much of the GDP of Hawaii is Milton buying shirts?
      (Yes, that was a question on Mock the Week.)

  • @StephenDsouzastephndsz
    @StephenDsouzastephndsz 5 років тому +3

    Nish Kumar on point in this one!

  • @boozytheelf3893
    @boozytheelf3893 4 роки тому +1

    I don't know how these guys come up with this stuff so quickly. Awesome :)

  • @hmmok7693
    @hmmok7693 5 років тому +5

    Did he just predict Ryan Gosling in blade runner 2049?

  • @YodaOnDMT
    @YodaOnDMT 6 років тому +15

    MAKE THAT *'Any-Old Ironman'* FILM... NOW!!;

  • @_____7704
    @_____7704 4 роки тому +3

    I just work here man, do you want the coke with the meal deal or not?

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 4 роки тому +3

    My Entries
    "We have a new villain is terrorising Gotham City, Batman. He leaves a small, chocolate biscuit bar on the scene of every crime he commits. The guy's in the department refer to him as..."the Penguin"
    "Greetings. My name is Shang Tsung. This are my brother, Shang Lo, this is my sister, Shang Hi, and the cousin, Shang Alang-a Ding-Dong"
    "YOU MANIACS!!! You blew it up!! God damn you...JEREMY CORBYN!!!"

  • @TheWitchOvAgnesi
    @TheWitchOvAgnesi 5 років тому +2

    I watched a LOT of these... Hugh always wins.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I feel that because he's so consistently hilarious people take it for granted and don't give him the recognition he deserves

  • @HashimAziz1
    @HashimAziz1 3 роки тому +1

    2:05 erm did this guy just reference Dr Zeus?

  • @jonathancooper4914
    @jonathancooper4914 4 роки тому

    That was very, very good. 🤣

  • @enmokunay
    @enmokunay 4 роки тому

    This was so good 😂

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +1

    Hello, I’m Dara Ó Briain. Welcome to Blockbusters on Comedy Central.

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 4 місяці тому

    My one:
    (sinister tone)."I'll take a _P,_ please, Bob."

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 5 років тому +1

    Description is wrong. This is from series 16, not 6.

  • @JeremiahFrye
    @JeremiahFrye 3 роки тому +1

    And the forgotten brother, BetaMax

  • @plestrange511
    @plestrange511 6 років тому +2

    I love all the Marvel jokes 😂

  • @spitfiresz0g176
    @spitfiresz0g176 7 років тому +3

    I get the Sudden Impact reference.

  • @isabellehaque-bousquet6910
    @isabellehaque-bousquet6910 5 років тому +4

    2:45 Tom Holland tho

  • @r.z.8654
    @r.z.8654 4 роки тому

    What episode is this one?

  • @Hana9916
    @Hana9916 4 роки тому

    1:25 I can't believe Nish Kumar predicted The Umbrella Academy season 2

  • @greecedelgado7817
    @greecedelgado7817 6 років тому +1

    I’m American; never seen this. What does the buzzing mean? Is that just a signal for the next person to go up?

    • @JimmyLundberg
      @JimmyLundberg 5 років тому

      Yeah. Sometimes the comedian is interrupted if the boss (super-villain looking guy who's always laughing) wants to.

  • @ascenciopictures
    @ascenciopictures 4 роки тому

    I feel that accents enhance the jokes and make them funnier.

  • @laurascott1390
    @laurascott1390 3 роки тому +1

    Why do I find Hugh Dennis attractive!?!?

  • @bat8046
    @bat8046 4 роки тому

    the spiderman one was top notch

  • @Afroman764
    @Afroman764 6 років тому +1

    Miles was so funny

  • @simeonbaumel7293
    @simeonbaumel7293 4 роки тому +4

    Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
    No
    That's because it hasn't come out yet.

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 років тому +3

    houston the rocket is knackered.
    apollo 13 UK the knackerd rocket.

  • @samstrachan9754
    @samstrachan9754 6 років тому +2

    Who is the third guy to go up who is wearing a navy blue blazer, a patterned colour shirt and has a greyish beard?

    • @dillerud95
      @dillerud95 5 років тому

      Sam Strachan Hugh Dennis

  • @picklepaddy
    @picklepaddy 6 років тому +1

    Last one reminds me of only fools and horses.

  • @MayorofDipshittery-lq7if
    @MayorofDipshittery-lq7if 4 роки тому

    Miles Jupp is THE MAN !!!!!!!!!

  • @JosephSchneider26
    @JosephSchneider26 4 роки тому

    Well, if he wasn't such a Thor-eye, he would have dressed loki.

  • @10tonhamster
    @10tonhamster 4 роки тому +1

    “And now I’ve pooed myself, there really should be a zipper on these costumes”

  • @creativegoth
    @creativegoth 5 років тому

    Planet of the Vapes.. What a line.. Hehe!.

  • @ospreyphil8995
    @ospreyphil8995 7 років тому +12

    Shouldn't the Optimus Prime joke be "Amazon Prime"?

    • @TOPOFTHEBOBS
      @TOPOFTHEBOBS 6 років тому +4

      no cos amazon is not a film character

  • @lqn7260
    @lqn7260 3 роки тому

    There was a line in Umbrella Academy which effectively said one of those lines (something like “whoever you are, I will find you.. oops sorry I got the wrong number”)

  • @YuriNator557
    @YuriNator557 7 років тому +10

    oh hey, a decent line up

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +1

    Beam me up, Scotty! With my shoes on, Scotty!

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 5 років тому

    3am cant sleep not being helped by the vapes joke. Damn this show is funnier than #allamericanstandup

  • @EmsJenkss
    @EmsJenkss 5 років тому

    Is that the bloke from balamory???

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 років тому +1

    ''Phew that was close i really don't want my mum walking in on me whilst cracking one off''

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi 3 роки тому

    Very very funny

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 років тому +3

    There's a swarm of wasps that are after us run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Calm down its only an F1 race nearby''

  • @ThugKing25
    @ThugKing25 7 років тому +9

    Hey it's the woman from the Ronnie Johns Show ... forgot her name. Any Aussies recognise her?

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 7 років тому +2

      ThugKing25 - Felicity Ward?

    • @ThugKing25
      @ThugKing25 7 років тому

      The Surgeon that's it. Thanks

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 років тому

      ThugKing25 I'm British and I love that show, found it on youtube somehow.

  • @karlikm1119
    @karlikm1119 5 років тому +3

    Dress low-key 😂

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 7 років тому +1

    Starring Adam Sandler

  • @faraamthefirstborn3559
    @faraamthefirstborn3559 6 років тому

    2:45

  • @claytonlevibrown
    @claytonlevibrown 7 років тому +1

    hilarious

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 6 років тому

    You’ve seen school kids learn how to rock, now get ready for something better based on the musical better than what was said before. hamilton

  • @petertr2000
    @petertr2000 4 роки тому +2

    4-eyes joke, very clever.

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 5 років тому +1

    Poor tony bond

  • @GudderGames
    @GudderGames 5 років тому

    So, yall say your dates in the wrong order, and your gods.....

  • @Aj-xt4cw
    @Aj-xt4cw 6 років тому +1

    What about climax

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 6 років тому +3

    Joker: I will be back
    Batman: somehow I do not think you will be

  • @smwlhr17
    @smwlhr17 4 роки тому +1

    😆 Mad max, bad max, sad max, glad max, dead max

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 4 роки тому +1

    I see dead people .... On this NHS waiting list.

  • @JaelinBezel
    @JaelinBezel 5 років тому +1

    Damn you Britain for hording all the funny people.