There is nothing more Jerma in this world than seeing a man who was able to beat Dark Souls on stream and has proven he is a competent gamer many times, struggle to figure out a game I beat when I was 10
The reason why videos on this channel are slow to come by is because they comb through thousands of movies just to find that one perfect relevant clip they can relate to Jerma. It is now an artform
15:24 I love how the best Jerma moments are formulated like this: >Jerma doesn't wanna do something >chat says do it you coward >Jerma laughs and says he doesn't want to >Moment of silence >jerma goes full force and does it anyway
I like to imagine his sister and niblings just happened to be watching each and every time he talked about it being a kids game. I know they weren't, but it's my delusion and I'm sticking to it
@@Daniel_Lancelin I pretty much feel like this with every game he plays that I've played myself. When I see a VOD of a game I love pop up, I just know he'll have missed important items/mechanics, completely misunderstood what he's supposed to be doing, etc. I know I shouldn't watch Jerma for the gameplay, and I definitely don't. But the gameplay's there wether I like it or not and I can't just _not_ watch him fumble about.
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermawars, the series where I play Lego Star Wars. This is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!
I like how Jerma has been so gaslit about his appearance that he needs to remind people constantly that an obviously photoshopped picture of himself is, indeed, fake
Jerma: "I gotta stop treating you guys like you're ten." Also Jerma: "I got a phone call from my sister telling me that my nephew was watching my stream, and she had to mute it because I was saying Fuck too much."
Very cool that these recent streams are getting on this channel faster now, I always felt a bit bad for watching highlights on other channels Big thanks to the editors
jerma will actually find the people who make the stream highlights and hire them. the reason he's getting these vids done so fast is because he just hired a new one
That first one is more noustalgic to me just because i fight outside of some diner in Courasant. Meanwhile yoda is hovering on his well-known hoverseat
Jeremy, if you're seeing this, just know: if you make Family Dinner 2, your viewers will collectively try their hardest to make your dreams come true. I'm talking that Labo jet you want, I'm talking a gig as a school announcer. I know they will grant your wishes, Jeremy.
6:57 this part is so funny now that i know that some of Jerma's family had put on this stream for some of their children, thinking it would be child friendly.
"If I were 11 this would be the most fun game I ever played" lego star wars is still the most fun video game in existence. Every time Jerma doesn't get the blue studs the 8 year old in me starts trying to break into my computer screen like a chimpanzee that saw another chimpanzee drop a banana
this is actually quite funny because whenever me and my brother would play lego games like batman or indiana jones, he would be the one to help progress the actual game while i was in the corner getting coins or building collectibles
Whether it was bringing up the comedy tab on porn hub or discussing his fictitious debt, I don't think there was even a 5 minute span where Jermas family didn't hear him ranting about some dubious shit before they muted him for the kids.
Never watch jerma play a game you love with high expectations. For instance, he played oblivion for like 3 hours and then jumped into the longest and last dlc made for the game and then never touched the game again.
36:45 My first thought- no joke - upon seeing the tractor was how I use to take the rubber coating off the lego tires and chew them like never ending gum. When I was in pre-school btw. I later took the longest, flat piece I could find, and broke it in half so I could steal it back home. I smuggled esoteric lego pieces back home so I had to most diverse pieces to work with. So many stolen tires and big flat pieces.
i had a super rich friend whose grandparents gave him a fuckton of expensive lego sets, so every time i came over to his house i stole a cool piece i liked. eventually when i stole the Crystal Skull from his Indiana Jones set, i was not allowed to go there any longer.
Glad to see the video started off with "a little short for a stormtrooper". You can't have a star wars game highlights video and jerma without that clip
23:11 when he says the double jump just doesn't work sometimes, I fucking FEEL that and know it to be true, having played this game several times, if you're already descending from a jump you can't double jump
This whole stream gets infinitely better when you learn Jerma's actual nieces and nephews watched this and Jerma's cousins called to complain about the swear words.
i'd like to say i was watching this casually in the background as i was eating my cereal and the fucking r2d2 impression caught me off guard so much that I like cough sneezed a mixture of cereal and milk onto my keyboard, thank you
Jerma calling the little brother Harry is a strangely surreal feeling for me- I also have a younger brother called harry who I'd play games with and the interactions Jerma created felt eerily similar to those memories I have from years ago
It makes this video so much worse but funnier but not really knowing that Jerma's nephews who are incredibly young and simultaneously love Lego Star Wars were watching the stream.
I can only hope that the debt isn't completely erased by service tradeoffs but merely brought down to five dollars so that there can be a single lone collector of the debt.
Jerma losing his mind over a debt that is purely hypothetical in nature is truly the peak of his twitch career
It's not hypothetical
he's a self proclaimed e-clown, it's literally all just a skit my dudes
@UberKrassMann Nobody said he was genuinely thinking about it, you humorless twit. lol
its all downhill from here
What do you mean hypothetical there are 10 ads on this video
When jerma dies in real life he's gonna fall into pieces like a Lego person
He doesnt get to die until he pays off his debt
He’ll drop all of his bits instead of studs
"when"
Jerma is Bugsnax
@@briand5170 well I’m gonna be there to pick up at least half, thank you for the heads up that it wouldn’t be studs
Streamer CUSSES in front of LIVE AUDIENCE. Hes BANNED from all FAMILY EVENTS and wonders why his sister wont talk to him anymore.
INSANE streamer is banned from family UNO TOURNAMENTS for CARD COUNTING
@@AxxLAfriku ？
@@18754KRS Report him for spam and ignore him, he just spams comments on videos so people will check out his channel.
PSYCHO streamer's last words: "This is a kids' game. Kids might find this stream."
@@CallingSkoot how i know you no spam an he your competition？
This guy used to get dozens of kills as demo man and now he struggles to beat children's games
He can get a 10:1 K/D but can't read a clock.
Turning senile
I don't know about that. He once tried to kill STAR_ with the Sticky Jumper. It seems in line with struggling with children's games.
This is the streamer that beat Dark Souls, Dark Souls 3, Demon Souls, and Sekiro ON STREAM
Was Jerma actually ever any good at Tf2? I'm pretty sure he was just color commentary for STER's gameplay.
Twitch is sending DMCAs everywhere, and jerma decides NOW is a good time to play a Star Wars game
To be fair, he's not the one who decided to play this
Surprisingly his Lord of The Rings stream was only muted like twice in a few spots.
Isn't 2ndjerma like a year behind?
@@TheJollySoviet it's caught up quite a bit thanks to the editors
Jerma the anti streamer
There is nothing more Jerma in this world than seeing a man who was able to beat Dark Souls on stream and has proven he is a competent gamer many times, struggle to figure out a game I beat when I was 10
"was able to beat Dark Souls on stream and has proven he is a competent gamer many times" HE LITERALLY DIED TO PINWHELL
@@marcinkrz3140 didn't he beat the bell gargoyles or something like that first try
@@marcinkrz3140 on a randomizer stream, yeah. But not the first time
sure you did honey :)
@@SuperCatfire what?
I cannot get enough of these ever-on-point opening clips. No editing or overlay needed, just that single god damn line.
Exactly Max. Good to see you're alive btw.
The reason why videos on this channel are slow to come by is because they comb through thousands of movies just to find that one perfect relevant clip they can relate to Jerma.
It is now an artform
Hope there's a comp of them one day. Maybe paired with the context clip for some
What the fat nuts why are you here
@@RunnJake Cause he's a man of culture.
I still can't believe they retconned it so that Qui-Gon Jinn attacked Megamind first
“This is a kid’s game, kids might find this steam”
Little did he know...
oh no
i honestly find that hilarious, do you think they knew they were watching their uncle?
@@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39 yes
Elaborate pls
@@doctorsam9200 his niece an nephews watch the stream
The part where he said each stud is a like dollar and then lost 13k falling into a hole like 5 times got me good.
15:24
I love how the best Jerma moments are formulated like this:
>Jerma doesn't wanna do something
>chat says do it you coward
>Jerma laughs and says he doesn't want to
>Moment of silence
>jerma goes full force and does it anyway
That's literally the channel in a nutshell
its his best bit, and i crack up every fucking time. idk if that says something about me or jerma.
actual psychopath
and no matter how many times it happens it’s always funny as fuck
it's funny until they pressured him for months with the catboy outfit to the point it wasnt even a joke and is just genuine degeneracy
still cant stop thinking his nieces and nephews were watching THIS stream... it makes it way more funnier than it should be.
I like to imagine his sister and niblings just happened to be watching each and every time he talked about it being a kids game. I know they weren't, but it's my delusion and I'm sticking to it
@@Anzallos niblings lol
@@Anzallos bro you can't say the n word dude
Like, imagine having Jerma as your fucking uncle.
@@sovietdoggo3779juncle
Only jerma is the type of streamer who can be entertaining and play a great game but at the same time make you want to rip your hair out
With every blue stud he completely ignored, my soul faded a little more.
@@Daniel_Lancelin I pretty much feel like this with every game he plays that I've played myself. When I see a VOD of a game I love pop up, I just know he'll have missed important items/mechanics, completely misunderstood what he's supposed to be doing, etc.
I know I shouldn't watch Jerma for the gameplay, and I definitely don't. But the gameplay's there wether I like it or not and I can't just _not_ watch him fumble about.
Watching the part with the bats hurt, you can just close the vents that they come out of
"rip your hair out"
This is good for baldcoin
im guessing you haven't heard of sips
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermawars, the series where I play Lego Star Wars. This is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!
Was that an edit of what he said when he started playing Minecraft??
*nice hot cup of blue milk
Local Streamer Tries To Get Out Of Gambling Debts To Chat: Can’t Solve Children’s Puzzle
Quickly amasses over 20,000 in LEGO studs, inmediatly loses them on a fall joke
the intro layered with the jerma short joke was perfect
I like how Jerma has been so gaslit about his appearance that he needs to remind people constantly that an obviously photoshopped picture of himself is, indeed, fake
Actually it's pronounced jaslit, you should know that by now
@@kanaka118446 do u mean “spelled” or did his comment speak to you and pronounce jaslit like gaslit
@@quantrellbishop9263 his powers transcend your mortal comprehension
GYASS
oh no, he's GHEASlighting us!
Oh boy, a Jerma stream of my little cousins favourite game. I bet this will be great to watch together as a family, around the fireplace.
Jerma: "I gotta stop treating you guys like you're ten."
Also Jerma: "I got a phone call from my sister telling me that my nephew was watching my stream, and she had to mute it because I was saying Fuck too much."
If Jerma was a Star Wars character he would be Nien Nunb.
personally I think he would be Ten Nunb
Cabadger both work
For me personally it would be ja nunb
Huehuehue
Gonk droid that only makes "coffee, cheetos, chicken" noises
The entire swamp R2-D2 experience coupled with the Yoda tractor scene afterwards was absolute gold. I was in tears for the entire section.
I love how the debt arc is so important there was a time skip in the anime to get to it sooner.
Very cool that these recent streams are getting on this channel faster now, I always felt a bit bad for watching highlights on other channels
Big thanks to the editors
jerma will actually find the people who make the stream highlights and hire them. the reason he's getting these vids done so fast is because he just hired a new one
@@theartistformallyknownas2677 dazza
fun fact: in the ds version of lego star wars you can play as the cantina bartender and levitate this is not a joke
In the Gameboy Advanced version of Lego Star Wars II you can play as a baby Rancor.
God the ds version was so weird, the gba one at least had some charm but the original ds release was nuts
Great multiplayer though
complete saga on ds is honestly pretty damn good, like u basically got the whole game but portable with only a few corners cut
"Local Streamer Proposes Showing Feet and Breaking Wind into Microphone to Appease Non-Existent Debt Collectors; More at Eleven."
His debt only went down to 2.49
You gotta start somewhere. Baby steps
I'm assuming 2.49 billion
@@A_Toaster www.jermadebtcounter.com/
@@VaultyTheSalty by far ao funny joke thank you
It actually still rounds to 2.50 billion
31:48 i wish there was a walkthrough channel where the guy playing constantly laughs quietly for the entire run
This stream was actually the reason why I finally got Complete Saga after having the first two on GameCube just being in storage forever.
That first one is more noustalgic to me just because i fight outside of some diner in Courasant. Meanwhile yoda is hovering on his well-known hoverseat
@@noahboat580 I do like the hubworld of the first game best yes.
@@WilfredCthulu The hubworld of that game is so strange. I go out and everyone fighting each other.
the fact that he doesn't know about the absolutely busted jump and slam down attack caused me physical pain during the stream.
i like ur pfp
Same. But it’s nice to see someone not cheese a game every once in awhile.
MINISCULE streamer FURIOUS over IMAGINARY debt plays children's game to relax only to become EVEN ANGRIER
We are currently in the “Debt Arc” of the Jerma manga
Jerma is just Kaiji manga now
@@jross5910 american kaiji
alternative title: DO NOT CALL C3PO AT 3 AM!(scary)
The thing that irritated me the most was how jerma never picked up any hearts. Would have helped ALOT during the swamp part.
Fun fact: His nephew and nieces watched this and his sister and parents told him off and muted his stream :)
Okay but who the hell just sits their kids in front of a twitch stream without watching it first at the very least, Jerma is not at fault
@@yungdaal7788 yeah but if you were a neice or nephew, wouldn't you wanna watch your uncle stream your favourite game?
@@reeldino2729 I'd piss my pants if Jerma was my uncle.
@@yungdaal7788 "MOOOOM! UNCLE JEREMY IS PLAYING OUR FAVORITE GAME! CAN'T WE PLEASE WATCH HIM PLAY?!"
@@raspymorten "no."
6:27 “How’s your grilled cheese with the cust crut off?”
hahaha
they cut out the best part
I got a fucking ad for a grilled cheese chalupa when I clicked that lmfao
@@lauridscm1 they crut out the best part
7:01 is even more hilarious because Jeremy's nephews ended up watching his stream. His sister had to mute him because he kept saying "Fuck".
How the hell does jermas chat just come together and become one entity in their decisions
Cannot stop fucking laughing at the “funny faces and sounds” stream suggestion
6:24 he says "custs crut off" and that makes me incredibly happy
"Kids might watch this stream" - Top 10 photos directly before disaster.
Jeremy, if you're seeing this, just know: if you make Family Dinner 2, your viewers will collectively try their hardest to make your dreams come true. I'm talking that Labo jet you want, I'm talking a gig as a school announcer. I know they will grant your wishes, Jeremy.
true
"Whats this guys name? Vulva?"
6:57 this part is so funny now that i know that some of Jerma's family had put on this stream for some of their children, thinking it would be child friendly.
2ndJerma finally starting to match the quality of the other highlight channels now that they hired em lol
I like this development
idk why but the little kid bit when he cheered him on actually made me so happy
Now having the additional context that the swamp portion was most likely watched by his really young nephews is so fucking funny to me lmao
130 year old man loses his mind collecting these so-called studs to pay off his 2.5 billion dollar debt
That pitch-perfect R2 scream did serious psychic damage to hear
I'm so happy the videos keep getting longer
They flucuate. Sometimes 10 min, others 15-20, and some close to an hour like 57 minutes
It depends on the editor.
Their length is inversely related to his height, and conversely related to his rage towards children's games.
@@Mr.SpicyIce depends on the redditor
"If I were 11 this would be the most fun game I ever played" lego star wars is still the most fun video game in existence.
Every time Jerma doesn't get the blue studs the 8 year old in me starts trying to break into my computer screen like a chimpanzee that saw another chimpanzee drop a banana
this is actually quite funny because whenever me and my brother would play lego games like batman or indiana jones, he would be the one to help progress the actual game while i was in the corner getting coins or building collectibles
"How's your grilled cheese with the cust crut off?"
The swamp section is so much funnier with the context of his nephews watching
"Kids might find this stream"
And that they indeed found
Whether it was bringing up the comedy tab on porn hub or discussing his fictitious debt, I don't think there was even a 5 minute span where Jermas family didn't hear him ranting about some dubious shit before they muted him for the kids.
12:59 When Granpda finds the car keys
Granpda
@@Hevymin when u right u right
8:55 Him stepping back to discuss what is actually going on is one of my favorite jerma moments
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel pain when Jerma doesn’t collect the studs he lost when he died and just lets them disappear?
Never watch jerma play a game you love with high expectations. For instance, he played oblivion for like 3 hours and then jumped into the longest and last dlc made for the game and then never touched the game again.
No I'm glad, I hate those studs who even thought they were a good idea
A stud like him doesn't need competition.
25:54 local man attempts to say the word "trilogy"
36:45
My first thought- no joke - upon seeing the tractor was how I use to take the rubber coating off the lego tires and chew them like never ending gum.
When I was in pre-school btw. I later took the longest, flat piece I could find, and broke it in half so I could steal it back home. I smuggled esoteric lego pieces back home so I had to most diverse pieces to work with. So many stolen tires and big flat pieces.
Brooooo
I loved chewing them tires
Lego chewers represent
i had a super rich friend whose grandparents gave him a fuckton of expensive lego sets, so every time i came over to his house i stole a cool piece i liked. eventually when i stole the Crystal Skull from his Indiana Jones set, i was not allowed to go there any longer.
Just a reminder: Jermas family was watching this stream with their children
Glad to see the video started off with "a little short for a stormtrooper". You can't have a star wars game highlights video and jerma without that clip
I can’t express how happy it makes me to see that people would rather see Jerma play Lego Star Wars then Doki Doki Literature Club.
This is so much more painful to watch now that I know who's watching.
23:11 when he says the double jump just doesn't work sometimes, I fucking FEEL that and know it to be true, having played this game several times, if you're already descending from a jump you can't double jump
How many times has Jerma used the “treat chat like 9 year olds” joke at this point?
It's a joke?
yea I dont think that's a joke, it's just good parenting
I love the debt repayment arc.
This makes everything so much funnier when you think about how his like nephews or something were watching some of these exact moments
This whole stream gets infinitely better when you learn Jerma's actual nieces and nephews watched this and Jerma's cousins called to complain about the swear words.
honestly this was actually a good game to stream because it was like jiggling keys for me when i was younger and chat is basically like kids
2,500,000,000 dollars?... I don't know why Jerma so worried, just buy a couple of scratch tickets and it'll be paid off bada bing bada boom...
By laws of probability, if you kept scratching infinite scratch cards you'd make infinite profits
I think the funniest part about this is that his nephews were watching this and their parents had to mute it because he was swearing too much
streamer plays my absolute favorite game when I was five and floods back memories I didn't know I had
"Stop making swamp levels, make it CONCRETE!" Me: *Visible confusion*
There's something so uncontrollably feral about Jerma just making monkey noises after beating the shit out of r2d2
i'd like to say i was watching this casually in the background as i was eating my cereal and the fucking r2d2 impression caught me off guard so much that I like cough sneezed a mixture of cereal and milk onto my keyboard, thank you
i now have a new keyboard
"And this is Megamind"
-Proceds to kill him in cold blood.
Seems like 2ndjerma is starting to catch up with recent streams a bit more lately. Glad to see it
6:47 funnily enough he found out his nieces and nephews or something were watching the stream after the fact cuz they love lego star wars
17:39 i like how he either disregardes or doesnt notice the show feet at the bottom of his debt list
Compact streamer jealous of a toy child’s height, more at 11
me and my little sister used to play lego starwars on our wii, let me tell you, most fun i have ever had in my life and i am still chasing that high
"star wars diaper check?"
"..."
"It's not full."
Is this the guy who KILLED Megamind live on stream?
Where are the first 35 parts JERMA?!
I like how desperate jerma is to do voice work in anything. You can give him a mcchicken in exchange for like 3 hours of voice lines
Jerma calling the little brother Harry is a strangely surreal feeling for me- I also have a younger brother called harry who I'd play games with and the interactions Jerma created felt eerily similar to those memories I have from years ago
it's okay that jerma sucks at this game, I've heard he's just high all the time
The whole debt thing is probably my favorite joke since Jerma started with twitch
Jerma @35:30, whenever he is talking about the swamp level
Literally Shrek 2 for the ps2, brother
i would honestly love to see the family guy stream lol. sounds exactly like something jerma would do
This is so much better wondering which parts his niece and nephew watched before he was muted.
You were right about one thing, Master; that streamer's temper was short.
holy shit this is some serious nostalgia. playing this on the ps2 was amazing as a 6 yr old
No joke, my brother and I put several hundreds of hours into this game
Whenever I sit down but the remote is out of reach, I like to use the Jedi mind grab to bring it to me.
It makes this video so much worse but funnier but not really knowing that Jerma's nephews who are incredibly young and simultaneously love Lego Star Wars were watching the stream.
I can only hope that the debt isn't completely erased by service tradeoffs but merely brought down to five dollars so that there can be a single lone collector of the debt.
Am I the only one that thinks the Child Humour Jokes some of the best Jokes?
ha
We can get jerma to play any game......*any* game like for example Paddington on the 3ds or maybe we can get him to eat a whole can of beans on stream
The only exception to this rule is tf2
I would do crack to see the Jerma family guy dinner