Jerma and Star Cannot Shut Up

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  • Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
  • Also E3 I guess
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  • @chalachouchou
    @chalachouchou 3 роки тому +5303

    I swear to God the whole thing just feels like American Psycho scene where nobody actually listens to each other

    • @SnakeBum
      @SnakeBum 3 роки тому +513

      He even has his hair slicked back and everything holy shit.

    • @joe____
      @joe____ 3 роки тому +487

      There's probably a ton of new watchers that come to one of these streams and walk away thinking that Jerma and Star just fucking hate each other

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 роки тому +139

      @@joe____ as someone who has watched him for a whole 3 years, they dont?

    • @scladoffle2472
      @scladoffle2472 3 роки тому +215

      @@alphalax7747 They're the definition of a love hate relationship, they both seem to love and hate each other at the same time. 'Jerma is mad' was some of the best content ever back in the day.

    • @benweaver9151
      @benweaver9151 3 роки тому +182

      Let’s see Ster’s business card…

  • @RolandTheJabberwocky
    @RolandTheJabberwocky 3 роки тому +3843

    Jerma and Star have this fucking inhuman chemistry that results in both deep frustration and the funniest shit ever.

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 3 роки тому +3052

    the Pog lizardmeter was the funniest thing. Imagine your trailer, which you worked so hard on, being ruined by a pog meter appearing, getting filled a quarter of the way, then disappearing. Hilarious.

    • @FreedomPuppy
      @FreedomPuppy 3 роки тому +180

      The thought of this is so funny to me for some reason.

    • @nohs8776
      @nohs8776 3 роки тому +415

      imagining this but instead of poglizard it's residentsleeper

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 роки тому +10

      Jerma said that

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 роки тому +88

      @@nohs8776 now THAT would be fucking hysterical

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 3 роки тому +190

      When I was watchimg someone restream the Ubisoft conference it literally showed up right as the Far Cry 6 bad guy was telling his goons to execute an entire room of refugees or something it was so funny

  • @razzledazzle1683
    @razzledazzle1683 3 роки тому +1588

    Sters insane cynicism combined with Jermas complete neurotic behavior is a match made in heaven

    • @pingdotlin
      @pingdotlin 2 роки тому +108

      they bring the worst out of each other it's so good

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 роки тому +34

      match made in hell i think you mean
      as it should be

    • @bossman-jk9tl
      @bossman-jk9tl Рік тому +11

      They COMPLETE each other to create the perfect e clown…

    • @snarkycommenthere9027
      @snarkycommenthere9027 7 місяців тому +1

      a deville and a angle... a match made in hell....

  • @ZionSype
    @ZionSype 3 роки тому +1548

    Ster: "A guy in my chat is saying 160's perfectly normal weight. Are you always down on yourself?"
    Jerma: "IF YOU HAVE DRESS SHOES ON YOU GET A LITTLE TALLER-"

    • @heyitsmort7744
      @heyitsmort7744 3 роки тому +169

      That was such a heartening moment. Ster would be an awful therapist but also the best therapist.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 3 роки тому +24

      Wtf does that have to do with anything lmao. Poor jerma, bullying is a horrible thing.

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 2 роки тому +58

      @@heyitsmort7744 He'd be like the therapist from Silent Hill Shattered Memories that just drinks and insults you constantly.

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop Рік тому +13

      It's two Alexas having a conversation

  • @Thinzy
    @Thinzy 3 роки тому +2641

    He's always fresh out of the shower for these
    You can literally see his hair dry throughout the video

    • @RunnJake
      @RunnJake 3 роки тому +297

      I imagine he'll go days and days without showering considering he leaves alone, wearing no clothes because he has no windows, and then he finally showers when he looks at his bank account and realizes he needs to do a stream or two and looks immaculate

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 роки тому +57

      It’s a fucking 40 minute video. Damn. The exact time you’d expect hair to dry.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +25

      @@RunnJake I mean yeah that’s how I’d do it

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 3 роки тому +63

      @@RunnJake
      the GRIND lifestyle

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 роки тому +52

      @@RunnJake PSYCHO streamer only showers once a week

  • @dreziv
    @dreziv 3 роки тому +934

    continuing Jerma's never-ending cycle of pretending to give a shit about games conferences until the very moment a trailer is actually on-screen, and then yelling at himself to stop talking over the trailers, only this time, Star is here to create auto-fellatio panic

    • @TeddyPicker191
      @TeddyPicker191 3 роки тому +76

      Auto-fellatio panic.
      Never heard those words together before.

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 3 роки тому +31

      I know what autofellatio means but wtf does it mean in this context
      EDIT: I figured it out

    • @TheCovenantKiller
      @TheCovenantKiller 3 роки тому +45

      auto-fellatio panic is my favourite anime

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 3 роки тому +740

    Can't believe they talked during the trailer of Reload Gun 6! 😡

    • @homesquared
      @homesquared 3 роки тому +62

      Can't believe they talked before AND after the trailer of Reload Gun 6! 😎

    • @LanHikari
      @LanHikari 3 роки тому +63

      Is this the STREAMER that TALKED ON STREAM?

    • @blueberrycurrents
      @blueberrycurrents 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah and they also talked over boring rouge like game #76368 😡

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 3 роки тому +9

      @@blueberrycurrents hades is literally the only good roguelite, don't listen to ster's nonsense
      not only *can* you reach and beat the final boss of hades with no upgrades, you literally can't fight the final boss on your first run in isaac.

    • @blueberrycurrents
      @blueberrycurrents 3 роки тому +6

      @@LieseFury yeah I only play noita and Isaac

  • @swallowme535
    @swallowme535 3 роки тому +1622

    Remember when Jerma asked customers at a pet store for help as if they were employees and then they recognized him as Jerma on Twitch and he kept denying it until he didn’t and he did an awkward, nervous “Lllloookatme!” to confirm to them he’s Jerma, the guy who does the “Lllloookatme!” ‘s on his Twitch streams from time to time

    • @emmy9345
      @emmy9345 3 роки тому +134

      less of a llllookatme and more of a loogame! maybe

    • @MrTuas
      @MrTuas 3 роки тому +89

      Whos Jerma?

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 3 роки тому +185

      @@MrTuas Jerma from One Piece

    • @Jonjohnsonandthekinderen
      @Jonjohnsonandthekinderen 3 роки тому +179

      @@BudBonkerson piece of what? piece of shit?

    • @colef2222
      @colef2222 3 роки тому +121

      Heard he threw up some Oreos right afterwards too. An actual pyscho.

  • @bidgeon1423
    @bidgeon1423 3 роки тому +508

    When called an influencer, Jerma says "I don't like that word, we're e-clowns." That is the greatest quote of any modern internet personality. God bless this man.

  • @STINKY1790
    @STINKY1790 3 роки тому +948

    I want everyone to know if they thought listening to these 2 stooges argue for 43 minutes was excessive, just remember that this stream was literally 3 and a half hours and they were at odds the entire fucking time

    • @myawsomebox
      @myawsomebox 3 роки тому +191

      Why would anyone think this is excessive? This is literally the only way I’d ever want to watch an E3 or any other Video Game conference.

    • @TF_Tony
      @TF_Tony 3 роки тому +154

      This is literally their chemistry since they fucking started doing shit together in TF2. This is all I'm here for.

    • @williambyrd6665
      @williambyrd6665 3 роки тому +22

      People still get hyped over video game trailers? This just reminds me of movie trailers - they all follow the same shit recipe.

    • @aila6814
      @aila6814 3 роки тому +16

      they always argue, its what makes them a good pair. because they never agree. its hilarious.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 2 роки тому +11

      @@williambyrd6665 True, Jerma and Ster's back and forth arguments made things a lot more enjoyable even tho 90% of what they're talking about had anything to do with the trailers they're watching

  • @lmycinius5783
    @lmycinius5783 3 роки тому +1358

    Every conversation in this stream pretty much went along the lines of,
    Jerma: "Hey wait a second, this game looks pretty cool."
    Star: "What in the fuck are you even talking about? Are you insane?"

    • @ckorp666
      @ckorp666 3 роки тому +324

      or jerma asking star a question and neurotically shushing him when he tries to answer

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 роки тому +119

      Jerma literally said for ster to have completely different opinions of him to fully balance out the stream

    • @lorbbrol9976
      @lorbbrol9976 3 роки тому +4

      When did he say that? I watched the vid 2 times now, timestamp pls?

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 роки тому +32

      @@lorbbrol9976 7:09

    • @BallstinkBaron
      @BallstinkBaron 3 роки тому +49

      @@lorbbrol9976 jerma moment

  • @JoNarDLoLz
    @JoNarDLoLz 2 роки тому +164

    Why Jerma would be a cool boss:
    -He has a cup that reflects his mood on how much coffee he has consumed
    -???

  • @BudBonkerson
    @BudBonkerson 3 роки тому +512

    These two are just in constant conflict

    • @FSousA7X
      @FSousA7X 3 роки тому +42

      Like a married couple

    • @williamlandis1134
      @williamlandis1134 3 роки тому +48

      It’s about two struggling forces

    • @RedRocky54
      @RedRocky54 3 роки тому +6

      Wait they're gonna be in the next Ubisoft game? Sweet!

  • @TheMisanthropistTM
    @TheMisanthropistTM 3 роки тому +894

    Typical of star and jerma, they're like an old married couple and can't stop talking while the trailers appear

    • @billiamcaprisun428
      @billiamcaprisun428 3 роки тому +83

      they're going senile in their 30s

    • @bibby659
      @bibby659 3 роки тому +52

      Its like old people complaining about a commercial that came on 2 hours ago.

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 3 роки тому +882

    Why almost everytime he watches E3 or something equivalent to that he needs his hair slicked back like that? 😂

    • @raspymorten
      @raspymorten 3 роки тому +249

      He needs to be more villanous.

    • @nou1178
      @nou1178 3 роки тому +60

      He needs that 90s evil ceo look

    • @barf1054
      @barf1054 3 роки тому +119

      He takes his yearly shower

    • @user-bv1gq8jj6b
      @user-bv1gq8jj6b 3 роки тому +10

      @@nou1178 He looks like the villain of a 90s low budget action movie.

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 3 роки тому +21

      He’s the boss of a company. Make sure to look at the levels on his coffee mug.

  • @MadelineSawyer
    @MadelineSawyer 2 роки тому +126

    I still can't get over 'you're 6 feet on a good day', as if star's height fluctuates between 6'0 and 6'2

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 3 роки тому +794

    Wait are these the two streamers who were locked in a neverending conflict going back and forth with two struggling forces

    • @homesquared
      @homesquared 3 роки тому +82

      You see it's about a back and forth between *TWO STRUGGLING FORCES*

    • @generalgrievous92
      @generalgrievous92 3 роки тому +74

      Also known as JERMA VS STAR, JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

    • @VengyDengy
      @VengyDengy 3 роки тому +20

      Jerma vs Star Jerma vs Star!!

    • @nishikomiya8505
      @nishikomiya8505 3 роки тому +3

      I love your profile pic!

    • @fnutek3720
      @fnutek3720 3 роки тому +4

      They once fought in the youtube universe. Their powers were in perfect balance so their equal strength ended up resetting the universe. And now we are in the universe where jerma is a catboy streamer. Except hes still arguing.

  • @g.d.8065
    @g.d.8065 3 роки тому +401

    He so completely misunderstood that Ster was talking about sitting on the floor with his legs flat (not in a chair), it's hard to believe it wasn't willful.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +51

      He is that rare breed of human being that can be accidentally-wilfully-ignorant.

    • @krebgurfson5732
      @krebgurfson5732 3 роки тому +63

      no no no, the box is chair shaped but it's not a chair. they both understand the situation, you don't. star saying he can put his face to the ground requires insane flexibility. jermas mind obviously jumped to someone performing autofelacio, most likely his chat spamming it.

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 3 роки тому

      @@jeremytitus9519 this unfortunately relates to me a lot sometimes.

    • @waffleless
      @waffleless 3 роки тому +27

      I thought Ster was saying he could do it while standing up.

    • @hollyfelis4197
      @hollyfelis4197 3 роки тому +5

      are you saying you don't think someone can zuck their own zick without being in a chair?

  • @LLPTV
    @LLPTV 3 роки тому +234

    "You get into these, like, fits, and you think people get it."
    That is Jerma in a nutshell.

    • @Apollyna
      @Apollyna 2 роки тому +11

      6:07 , for posterity

  • @DestructionOfRome
    @DestructionOfRome 3 роки тому +361

    That whole flexibility conversation and ster’s dry absurd humor is one of the greatest highlights of this channel

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 3 роки тому +56

      I love that jerma doesn't understand that yoga exists

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 3 роки тому +17

      @@Wabajak13 when haveyou seen a dwarf do yoga?

  • @frankcasella423
    @frankcasella423 3 роки тому +284

    21:12 he's so short he's brainwashed himself into thinking your height includes shoes :(

  • @aIasdair
    @aIasdair 3 роки тому +271

    i love the sound of black panthers leather daddy suit

    • @partyrocker
      @partyrocker 3 роки тому +1

      hiii

    • @yiff
      @yiff 3 роки тому +18

      This is the kind of comment you'd only see on a Jerma comments section

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 3 роки тому +594

    Why does Jerma look like a Bond villain with his hair like that.

  • @RhyHello
    @RhyHello 3 роки тому +349

    "I Hate anything that happens on earth" God I fucking love these guys

  • @featherycoffee1401
    @featherycoffee1401 3 роки тому +354

    Thats is a great Christian Bale cosplay Jerma

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 роки тому +17

      spoilers:
      you know the ending when it's not sure if he actually killed any one jerma life is actually what he's been doing the entire movie

  • @clarkweesnaw6471
    @clarkweesnaw6471 3 роки тому +353

    Jerma is the evil lackey talking to ster, the mastermind villain on the supercomputer talking about how he won’t fail him again.

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg 3 роки тому +3

      Jerma is 8Head megamind genius but everyone thinks he is a pepega schizo LUL

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 3 роки тому +23

      @@leemsvg jerma is the fucking fish in megamind, same size and all, he just needs the gorila body

    • @tokiWren
      @tokiWren 3 роки тому +6

      @@leemsvg jesse what the fuck are you talking about

  • @SuperRitz44
    @SuperRitz44 3 роки тому +129

    Just like someone im chat said, Aristotle and Plato stream

  • @grubbie8614
    @grubbie8614 3 роки тому +321

    Holy shit, a stream where they try to recreate old videos would be a fucking disaster. I love it.

  • @DrTacoPHD665
    @DrTacoPHD665 3 роки тому +171

    The implication that Jerma and Star have a relationship like Mr and Mrs. Incredible is deeply disturbing but probably an apt description.

  • @jopomeister
    @jopomeister 3 роки тому +114

    ster is my favourite heel character. This whole video has the same feeling you get as a kid when you try to shove the wrong sides of magnets together, including the inevitable moment where one of them pings away and ruins your new HD plasma television

  • @xtdycxtfuv9353
    @xtdycxtfuv9353 3 роки тому +451

    jerma is good alone but when he's with STAR_ it's like that scene from ratatouille where remy tries the foods together and it's wayy better

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 роки тому +15

      So Stur is the rat and Jerma is the small guy manager who is the real hero of the movie?

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 3 роки тому +41

      @@brandonmorel2658 He's talking about combining cheese and strawberry

    • @joeyoutube3961
      @joeyoutube3961 3 роки тому +1

      Fuck no lmao. Star is annoying as shit

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 роки тому +1

      @@Leto_0 I forgot about that scene, have anyone actually tried that?

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 роки тому +31

      @@joeyoutube3961 I personally enjoy his banter, I imagine the duo as a kind of Mike and Dave from Civil Protection series but both are fucking insane.

  • @2toothsome
    @2toothsome 3 роки тому +129

    when someone brings up shoes regarding their height you know they're not only shorter than they claim, but are extremely terrified of anyone knowing how short they really are

  • @Tulip_bip
    @Tulip_bip 3 роки тому +255

    if star and jerma made a podcast together, i'd watch it religiously

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 3 роки тому +117

    slime rancher 2 has huge implications for the jermaverse

  • @taylordice823
    @taylordice823 3 роки тому +291

    Jerma seriesly has the biggest double standards with his friends, listening to him talk over the cutscenes while star is dead silent and then have him yell at star the second he says anything during the cutscenes is just the most Jerma thing.

  • @names6494
    @names6494 3 роки тому +359

    oh my god i fucking pray that the "remastering an old video" idea isnt something that just gets thrown out and then tossed to the side... i want that sooooo bad

    • @razzledazzle1683
      @razzledazzle1683 3 роки тому +7

      Bald Streamer could act the Sweet Genius so well

    • @Smung
      @Smung 3 роки тому +23

      There's no way in hell they will do jerma is mad pt. 3
      that would suck ass and I would watch it

    • @ash_1687
      @ash_1687 3 роки тому +27

      @@Smung but will boo be in the call?

    • @Stak0
      @Stak0 3 роки тому +4

      I would actually love to see some remastered GTA IV Online videos

    • @TheOneAndOnlyZeno
      @TheOneAndOnlyZeno 2 роки тому +10

      Half a year later and they didn't bother - sorry to say
      - from the future.

  • @Gabri_Lovecraft
    @Gabri_Lovecraft 3 роки тому +85

    This might be one of my new favorite Jerma videos because I can imagine so vividly in my head Jerma and Star in a movie theater talking away as everyone is visibly upset at them, with just a giant trail of smoke from their cigarettes

  • @kirbyjinet302
    @kirbyjinet302 3 роки тому +103

    Friendly reminder they kept this running joke of being against each other completly for 3 hours.

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 2 роки тому +41

      more like 7 years honestly

  • @IHateNumbersOnNames
    @IHateNumbersOnNames 3 роки тому +238

    Jerma AND star?
    Wow
    Everybody was waiting to see this happen.

    • @jackawaka
      @jackawaka 3 роки тому +14

      I belive you are mistaken, we are actually waiting for the
      Jerma versus Star_,
      Jerma versus Star_,
      Everyones wants for it to happen

    • @joeyoutube3961
      @joeyoutube3961 3 роки тому +1

      Nobody wanted this to happen because Star is annoying

    • @RedzeeTV
      @RedzeeTV 3 роки тому +14

      @@joeyoutube3961 15

    • @RhyHello
      @RhyHello 3 роки тому +12

      @@joeyoutube3961 15

    • @jaketheletterd
      @jaketheletterd 3 роки тому +1

      @@joeyoutube3961 Cannot Shut Up

  • @1989TS..
    @1989TS.. 3 роки тому +128

    Omfg I love ster so damn much. He is the only person who gets on jermas level and wins.

  • @travisdickens4304
    @travisdickens4304 3 роки тому +67

    Its like they aren't even in a call with each other, they are just acting on a loose script they agreed upon before the stream.

  • @kriegerdrako
    @kriegerdrako 3 роки тому +76

    Local streamer "gained a lot of weight", proceeds to silence best friend for having practiced yoga.

  • @TheGreenlark
    @TheGreenlark 3 роки тому +69

    I like how they said they wanted to save talking for the break. But then kept talking until the break then they didn't have anything to talk about lmao

  • @Alistocrat
    @Alistocrat 3 роки тому +132

    Jerma and Star are like an old married couple who know exactly how to push eachothers buttons and are constantly on the verge of divorce.

  • @bigasssimp7468
    @bigasssimp7468 3 роки тому +205

    these two are so fucking funny

  • @nothing4mepls973
    @nothing4mepls973 3 роки тому +72

    They play really well off each other, star is really quick-witted and can react to Jerma's tangents extremely fast.

  • @SeedyZ
    @SeedyZ 3 роки тому +91

    24:07 Someone in the discord posted a stick figure drawing of what Jerma was thinking and I have never seen a message get +2'd so fast in my life.

    • @RegularCody
      @RegularCody 3 роки тому +4

      I've heard the term a few times, what does +2'd mean?

    • @M0nkey4365
      @M0nkey4365 3 роки тому +28

      @@RegularCody when jerma makes a joke people do "+2" or "-2" whether if the joke was good or bad

    • @ComSeal
      @ComSeal 3 роки тому +51

      @@RegularCody if you want to know exactly where it came from: it comes from an old Jerma and Etalyx stream where they tried to beat a game in only a few hours. But everytime they made a good joke they got 2 more minutes and everytime they made a bad joke they lost time.

    • @33screamingfrogs34
      @33screamingfrogs34 3 роки тому +3

      @@ComSeal OH i thought it had something to do with the sims

    • @ConstipatedLlama
      @ConstipatedLlama 3 роки тому +4

      @@ComSeal the game was kane & lynch 2 btw

  • @annasanchez5877
    @annasanchez5877 3 роки тому +365

    everyone saying ster is annoying just doesnt understand. hes from boston, this is what those people are like.

    • @tam-tam7098
      @tam-tam7098 3 роки тому +129

      He's a card counter, he got banned from tournaments

    • @failedsocialexperiment2382
      @failedsocialexperiment2382 3 роки тому +10

      @@tam-tam7098 I never understood why using cognitive abilities can get you banned, I would think using the mind like that would be fair and not bad.

    • @tam-tam7098
      @tam-tam7098 3 роки тому +43

      @@failedsocialexperiment2382 Because it means you have a chance other than luck to make money, and casinos aren't a big fan of that. I'm not sure about card games, but I know slots are rigged heavily against you. It's fair for sure, but that's why it's banned.

    • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
      @ILikeToLaughAtYou 3 роки тому +2

      Can confirm this is what we’re like.

    • @marmotman151
      @marmotman151 3 роки тому +21

      If you follow the lore, you'd know that Ster's journey began in New Jersey.

  • @billdobbing1999
    @billdobbing1999 3 роки тому +71

    Jerma trying to shut star up like anyone came to just watch E3 which is essentially just watching ads

  • @hollyfelis4197
    @hollyfelis4197 3 роки тому +44

    37:14
    Wacky Voice: *_"AMONG US????"_*
    Jerma: "I like this game now."

  • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
    @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 8 місяців тому +6

    This is like if the two old geezers from the muppets had a movie.

  • @dezzy2357
    @dezzy2357 3 роки тому +127

    If they actually remastered an old video I want to see the Diablo video where Star just annoyed Jerma with the witch doctor for like 20 minutes.

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 2 роки тому +145

    Jerma saying he's 160 lbs and "fat guy" means he's either way shorter than he says or he has serious body image problems

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 2 роки тому +48

      probably the latter. Jerma is a very fit looking dude and Twitch chat, especially Jerma's, is very toxic so it's probably not doing wonders for his self image in general let alone body image.

    • @Mort-ko7lj
      @Mort-ko7lj 2 роки тому +45

      He’s actually 6 inches tall, and just always appears on camera sideways to appear taller

    • @junezdollhouse
      @junezdollhouse 11 місяців тому +13

      @@ccda3324 yeah, ive seen people make a lot of mean comments about his image under the guise of jokes. it kinda makes me sad cus hes not bad looking in the slightest, but his twitch chat has this whole idea in their head that they can say whatever they want to him just because theyre a fan

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@junezdollhouseI'm 250 lbs and the same height. I could never be a streamer, my skin isn't that thick

    • @meyague
      @meyague 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@junezdollhouse leave it to the "hard fans" not to understand the limit between playful banter and outright harassment. that's why I'm so happy he's soft retiring, I love him and his content but he needs to stay away from such a toxic audience

  • @cyberbug578
    @cyberbug578 3 роки тому +38

    Jermas smile when star compliments him makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

  • @chikupa
    @chikupa 3 роки тому +25

    this entire video just sounds like both of their streams are open in different tabs

  • @thrian4617
    @thrian4617 3 роки тому +49

    Its so funny when jerma is having one of his fits with a semi normal person with him.

  • @TheIncandescentOne
    @TheIncandescentOne 3 роки тому +144

    fun insider streamer facts:
    I am deathly afraid of god's judgement of my sins

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +19

      fun insider deity facts:
      God’s punishments while severe are often crazy ironic and clever and when you stand before his judgment the final nature of your torment might surprise you 😉

    • @radiofish5649
      @radiofish5649 3 роки тому +7

      Yet his Son died for your sins, taking your judgment for you. Believe and take the gift of eternal life that is given to you freely.

  • @Kali_io
    @Kali_io 3 роки тому +150

    Jerma and star are honestly a great duo

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 3 роки тому +18

      they have been for the last decade

    • @joeyoutube3961
      @joeyoutube3961 3 роки тому

      Nope. Jerma is great. Star is annoying as shit

    • @gamblerofrats
      @gamblerofrats 3 роки тому +13

      @@joeyoutube3961 It's high brow, he's not being annoying for the sake of it

    • @RedzeeTV
      @RedzeeTV 3 роки тому +22

      @@joeyoutube3961 14

    • @user-yk9sz9mh1t
      @user-yk9sz9mh1t 3 роки тому +16

      @@joeyoutube3961 -2

  • @Akleroth
    @Akleroth 3 роки тому +48

    Star's idea about remaking their videos could only appeal to Jerma. It's just insane enough for him to consider it.

  • @RobotLover696
    @RobotLover696 3 роки тому +105

    Jerma jerma jerma contENNTTTT

  • @CruisinBen
    @CruisinBen 3 роки тому +110

    This was the horniest stream ever, so good

    • @mayo_d
      @mayo_d 3 роки тому +27

      help this comment made me spit out my milk

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 3 роки тому +32

      @@mayo_d You want some "ice" with your "milk?"

    • @haloman6477
      @haloman6477 3 роки тому +25

      @@ThePaperKhan who the fuck puts “ice” in “milk”

    • @yungquagton
      @yungquagton 3 роки тому +26

      guys it's an "emergency" does anyone have "paypal"

    • @mayo_d
      @mayo_d 3 роки тому +11

      What the fuck are these comments i was drinking CHOCOLATE MILK.

  • @kastang1444
    @kastang1444 3 роки тому +20

    That entire "nose on the ground" conversation was my favourite part of the video

  • @maxcleghorn
    @maxcleghorn 3 роки тому +140

    you should've grabbed the unmuted parts of sters stream.

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 3 роки тому +64

      Yeah I was kinda hoping Ster's rant about furries would be in here from his stream and then be interrupted by Jerma saying "what are you talking about"

    • @vinnysuperg123
      @vinnysuperg123 3 роки тому +70

      Ok honestly that didnt cross my mind while editing this and now Im pissed I didnt.

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd 3 роки тому +8

      @@vinnysuperg123 Cryig now

    • @GabrielShitposting
      @GabrielShitposting 3 роки тому +10

      @@vinnysuperg123 literally unwatchable, _GOD_

    • @John-yr1ww
      @John-yr1ww 3 роки тому

      is there a link to those bits anywhere?

  • @snafu_vfx
    @snafu_vfx 3 роки тому +21

    Jerma985 and STAR_ were one of my favorite duos from way back, genuinely makes me so glad to see them back making content together

  • @atozisnotme
    @atozisnotme 3 роки тому +18

    36:21
    Ster: "they're fucking up that cube"
    My mind immediately went to:"SQUAAAARES, KILL THE SQUAAAAARES-THEYRE MORE LIKE HEXAGONS, BUT I DONT CAAAARE"

  • @vespertilio-ver
    @vespertilio-ver 3 роки тому +24

    Jerma and Star are the Waldorf and Statler of gaming events; two cranky old men who are constantly heckling the main show, yet somehow being the best part of it

  • @phillipsurname6993
    @phillipsurname6993 3 роки тому +13

    I somehow opened this video twice, heard Star and Jerma Echo and duped up and just assumed they were doing it for a bit... for 8 minutes

  • @dragonxlink
    @dragonxlink 2 роки тому +18

    That part where Jerma mimics Star by lip syncing his rant kills me every time.

  • @markrossiter3456
    @markrossiter3456 3 роки тому +22

    while they were talking about ster being able to put his head between his legs I literally did it.

  • @tchellyng
    @tchellyng 3 роки тому +26

    I can't decide whether it would be enjoyable to hang out with this two or if it would be a fucking nightmare.

  • @lupos2000
    @lupos2000 3 роки тому +25

    Every "stream watching" stream is a "villain hair" stream.

  • @friedchickenUSA
    @friedchickenUSA 3 роки тому +16

    jerma and star are the cranky commentator guys from the muppets

  • @tranquilbean51
    @tranquilbean51 3 роки тому +14

    he doesnt like the space theme because he doesnt like his role as the sus guy

  • @razzledazzle1683
    @razzledazzle1683 3 роки тому +13

    your reaction to the Guardians of the Galaxy game is 'I love spider-man'
    fuckin perfect

  • @Silver-Arrow
    @Silver-Arrow 3 роки тому +20

    so the A tier celebrity that watches jerma was STAR all along

  • @D-03181
    @D-03181 Рік тому +4

    21:22 I can't believe he actually said 2 quarters instead of "and a half", just so it sound like its taller than it is lmao

  • @WheelchairBilly
    @WheelchairBilly 3 роки тому +21

    This is the most Boston conversation ever

  • @debotoxgod6878
    @debotoxgod6878 3 роки тому +14

    im loving to see these two back together. shit makes me feel like a kid again

  • @jonahmudlaff6576
    @jonahmudlaff6576 3 роки тому +27

    Sterma and Jar cannot shut up? I've never clicked faster.

  • @kovlovka
    @kovlovka 3 роки тому +23

    I want Jerma and Star to talk over everything I watch

  • @-thechocoholic-7604
    @-thechocoholic-7604 3 роки тому +11

    5:45 So glad to see Jerma on the big screen! Look forward to playing your game, man!

  • @jamesevans141
    @jamesevans141 3 роки тому +9

    It warms my heart to see the two of them still banting back and forth after all these years. These clowns were a huge part of my childhood and shaped how I laugh to this day.
    Love to see them together

  • @lifeofwazi
    @lifeofwazi 3 роки тому +64

    God damn that hairstyle is killing me

    • @jamespeck8694
      @jamespeck8694 3 роки тому +4

      He's killing it

    • @user-bv1gq8jj6b
      @user-bv1gq8jj6b 3 роки тому

      It doesn't make sense, it just doesn't.

    • @TheEthanGamer
      @TheEthanGamer 3 роки тому +6

      @@jamespeck8694 I don't doubt that jerma's killed lots before with that hair.

    • @fuze9458
      @fuze9458 3 роки тому +1

      He strikes me as the type of man who tans at salon

  • @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer
    @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer 3 роки тому +59

    Jerma and Star are the Beavis and Butthead of this generation.

  • @heyych1928
    @heyych1928 3 роки тому +113

    Old man with dementia stuck in the 1900's with his haircut. His sschizophrenic behaviour causes him to talk to this made up character "Star"

  • @hulax9858
    @hulax9858 2 роки тому +5

    Jerma with slicked back hair looks like a rich bad guy with 10 diffrent sports cars

  • @shunyat9023
    @shunyat9023 3 роки тому +13

    6:48 That synced well.

  • @FluffyIronGolems
    @FluffyIronGolems 3 роки тому +15

    LETS GO!!
    Jerma vs Star_
    Jerma vs Star_
    Everybody wants to see it happen, Jerma vs Star_

    • @ivy3454
      @ivy3454 3 роки тому +1

      Does this mean that BOO IS IN THE CALL!

    • @FluffyIronGolems
      @FluffyIronGolems 3 роки тому +1

      UHM YKNOW WHAT?
      ITS OVER!

    • @ivy3454
      @ivy3454 3 роки тому

      @@FluffyIronGolems Still do not know what really happened

  • @GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom
    @GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom 11 місяців тому +3

    what makes this so funny is that neither of them give a shit about what's on screen at all but only Ster is willing to be honest about it

  • @JG-og3ox
    @JG-og3ox 3 роки тому +8

    so star´s flexibility broke jerma´s grasp on reality lmao

  • @Vitorio582
    @Vitorio582 3 роки тому +117

    I don't get why Jerma wanted them to be silent during the trailers. If people wanna watch the trailers by themselves they could just watch the E3 Twitch channel

    • @ecapsdira
      @ecapsdira 3 роки тому +108

      for the running gag where they wont actually be silent during the trailers

    • @sycamorph
      @sycamorph 3 роки тому +27

      I think a lot of the time people want the streamer to silently watch the trailer and discuss what they just saw only after the trailer. Basically fill the time between trailers.

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 3 роки тому +4

    I'm just glad they got together for this. E3 is just a gamer pep-rally, and they capture that so well with the commentary.

  • @kaesiegril9987
    @kaesiegril9987 3 роки тому +14

    This stream literally reminded me how funny star is at patronizing jerma.

  • @thedumbdog1964
    @thedumbdog1964 3 роки тому +35

    It’s like a couple that’s been separated for so long and they’ve meant to fulfill all these romantic plans but they cannot keep their hands off of each other

  • @dynasty2428
    @dynasty2428 3 роки тому +8

    Imagine them both being in a court hearing and them trying to commentate what's going on but just deviating with random or normal conversations towards each other.

  • @eyelessjack4213
    @eyelessjack4213 3 роки тому +13

    42:31 Holy shit. I felt Jerma's reaction there through my entire body. Like I felt how brilliant that was and I would love to see it

  • @sirleopold2378
    @sirleopold2378 Рік тому +5

    When they got to the bit about star's flexibility i said "oh that's easy" and immediately slammed my face into the ground (bed) like an ostrich so yea im pretty sure it's possible

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 3 роки тому +17

    They don't shut up? My favorite

  • @noblenobull8484
    @noblenobull8484 3 роки тому +5

    I appreciate the mystery science theater 3000 thumbnail.