>Drives towards woman >Woman starts running away >“Is someone chasing her” >starts following woman >woman is actively running away in the other direction from him >”someone else must be chasing her” Actual psychopathic behavior
It may not seem like it, but this was almost a 9 hour stream where I had to edit out like 6 hours of Jerma running around looking for a wife. It was painful and I loved it.
@@BudBonkerson i think jermas streams have actually destroyed my brain because for about 20 seconds there i swear i read "eat your ass out issac newton"
@Jåsh have you tried marrying someone, having/adopting children with them, turning your children into doves and then divorcing them until you repeat this with every bachelor & bachelorette in town?
@Jåsh it’s definitely not for everyone, personally i like playing it by trying to get rich as quick as possible and then just doing whatever i want, filling the farm with fish ponds or getting as many pigs as i can, or sometimes i just like how tedious it is, kinda relaxing going through the same pattern for a few hours while listening to music, its not exciting but sometimes i don’t have the energy or concentration to play an intense or super story driven game
Can we just appreciate how incredibly fucking fitting the intro scene is...? A guy with a car similar to Jerma's runs through a planted field, there is a freaking drone in the scene, and in the game, Jerma wants to have a child and sleep some decades to "travel forward in time" and see his child being old which is just what happens in the intro's source material. Fucking kudos man.
i'm glad someone said it. the intros always have a surprisingly high amount of relevance to the highlights. it's a little detail and they're usually only like 6 seconds long at most but i really appreciate the time spent finding the perfect clip because i'd imagine it's not always that easy
@@neskah_ i can only imagine remembering the perfect scene from a movie you watched years ago, so you try youtube the scene but you cant fuckin find the exact moment you need, so you have find a copy of the movie and scroll through it until you find it, probably missing it once or twice before.
I don't remember the part when Adam Sandler got a drone and used it to lift cars into the sky for half an hour but it's been a while since I've watched it
easy, just have ptsd and stand next to a high voltage tesla tower with a consistent arc. The ozone will give you metal taste and the bad dreams will come naturally
one of the best parts of watching jerma is listening to him retell the same 4 human life memories that were imprinted into his brain when the spaceship came
In this episode of Black Mirror, a rural farmhand becomes sets his eyes on a beautiful stranger while becoming seduced by the power of drones. Spoiler, he fakes a coma and marries his DJI Mavic 2 Pro.
The reason the characters in this game are so weird is because of how close they are to the 5g tower. The farmer has it the worst because they're right next to it.
42:32 This is my favorite bit. Jerma monologuing over inspiring/serene music while everything goes to shit evokes a complicated schadenfreude that I've never felt before.
42:52 I literally puked on my fucking jeans from laughter the thought of some motivational Disney channel movie scene going horribly wrong is the funniest shit ever
This was one of my first streams after I got back into Jerma. Watched him mostly in the tftuber years but over the past year he’s returned to being a mainstay of my viewing habits.
For some reason that intro clip made me think: What if someone’s in the corn field while you’re driving full speed in it? It’s not like the driver can really see, and who expects a car driving through their corn field?
Normal ploughed fields: straight and equally sized rows; ploughed in slow, carefully measured turns Jerma’s ploughed fields: Jackson Pollock interpretations
>Drives towards woman
>Woman starts running away
>“Is someone chasing her”
>starts following woman
>woman is actively running away in the other direction from him
>”someone else must be chasing her”
Actual psychopathic behavior
And then hearing his "maybe I am the monster" moment right after
24:00
Literally just inadvertently reenacted a John Mulany bit
It may not seem like it, but this was almost a 9 hour stream where I had to edit out like 6 hours of Jerma running around looking for a wife. It was painful and I loved it.
Like jesus on the cross ty for ur sacrifice king 😔
Dude this was so fucking funny, you did an amazing job god bless🙏🏻
Much appreciation!
some serious ram you must have
This is going to sound bad but I watched the entire vod like 3x xD
It's uncanny listening to him talk about the dollhouse stream after actually witnessing the damn thing
Was coming to comment something like this
It really is bizzare
@Brokkr It's almost like he was there.
@Brokkr Ah, I didn't realize this was before the actual stream. I bow my head in shame.
That dollhouse idea is really funny. Imagine if somebody actually did that.
That'd be wAHcky
Too bad the Jerma Dollhouse stream is merely an idea, and will never come to fruition.
Wouldn't that be something fellas?
That's what I'm saying! He really needs to consider it.
Lol Ludwig did that already
9:29 This has to be the most legendary ONE GUY moment in the history of twitch. Literally set THOUSANDS of dollars in motion!
Historical moment. Eat your heart out Isaac Newton
@@BudBonkerson i think jermas streams have actually destroyed my brain because for about 20 seconds there i swear i read "eat your ass out issac newton"
Old McJerma had a farm, AA EE OO
Audiojungle
with a *dab* *dab* here and a *dab* *dab* there...
Audiofarm
This is simultaneously the best and worst comment thread I've ever read.
Holy shit, amazing comment @jason m.
"Somebody's chasing her!" - man chasing after her
This got funnier when I started imagining a deranged farmer and his wacky antics while he talks to the voice in his head named "chat"
I imagine chat as this stuffed purple rabbit jerma carrys around and talks to
I do the same, I like to watch and imagine that he's just talking to himself. Makes him sound really insane
"why don't they just get a bunch of tractors to do the job really quickly" Jerma discovers economies of scale.
30s USSR be like
@@gordonf5553
Comrade Jerma stresses the importance of mechanization for the 4th 5 year plan.
I think the problem is you can have 10 machines on a field, or 10 fields with 1 machine and it's the same thing.
@@unbanned6175I think you mean 10 machines on 10 fields or 1 machine on 1 field.
The reason Jerma knows about that Idiot card is because he was fooled by it.
this is like stardew valley for people who don’t like enjoying themselves
Stardew Valley is great but that clock still stresses me out how fast it goes by.
@Jåsh Yeah I'm pretty much 100% with you on that. It just seems so tedious!
@Jåsh have you tried marrying someone, having/adopting children with them, turning your children into doves and then divorcing them until you repeat this with every bachelor & bachelorette in town?
@@ohmygahdbilly If they couldn't even get past 1 day, then there's not much hope in them marrying someone
@Jåsh it’s definitely not for everyone, personally i like playing it by trying to get rich as quick as possible and then just doing whatever i want, filling the farm with fish ponds or getting as many pigs as i can, or sometimes i just like how tedious it is, kinda relaxing going through the same pattern for a few hours while listening to music, its not exciting but sometimes i don’t have the energy or concentration to play an intense or super story driven game
> Streamer chases woman with a truck, blames on hallucinations
Damn 5G towers
>meme arrows
Ok redditscrote, stop talking
Next
Can we just appreciate how incredibly fucking fitting the intro scene is...?
A guy with a car similar to Jerma's runs through a planted field, there is a freaking drone in the scene, and in the game, Jerma wants to have a child and sleep some decades to "travel forward in time" and see his child being old which is just what happens in the intro's source material. Fucking kudos man.
i'm glad someone said it. the intros always have a surprisingly high amount of relevance to the highlights.
it's a little detail and they're usually only like 6 seconds long at most but i really appreciate the time spent finding the perfect clip because i'd imagine it's not always that easy
One of the most fitting intros on the entire channel.
@@neskah_ i can only imagine remembering the perfect scene from a movie you watched years ago, so you try youtube the scene but you cant fuckin find the exact moment you need, so you have find a copy of the movie and scroll through it until you find it, probably missing it once or twice before.
Don't lemme leave, Murph
2ndjerma's editors are god tier
Local streamer reminisces about the first time he “got off” on a beach
This video has the same plot as Adam Sandler's Click
i want coffee
Jerma is actually Sandler’s lost son.
@@jack6126If you combined Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, and Jim Carrey, that’s Jerma.
@@jermastwin2676 and Jim Varney
I don't remember the part when Adam Sandler got a drone and used it to lift cars into the sky for half an hour but it's been a while since I've watched it
How does the editor ALWAYS find the perfect movie intro joke? 90 degree turn into the farm field, AND a drone!?
community effort for sure LOL
what movie is that
@@gilesunderwood7483 interstellar i think
@@super_genius Son of the Mask
Plus the interstellar time travel stuff 😂
the idea of humming electric towers that give you bad dreams and make you taste metal in your mouth is actually a sick horror concept
Sounds like an x-files episode
easy, just have ptsd and stand next to a high voltage tesla tower with a consistent arc. The ozone will give you metal taste and the bad dreams will come naturally
He was referencing Chernobyl where the people who were near the reactor reported that they could taste metal in their mouth.
G5 towers bro
Check out Pylon game if you haven't
So hilarious that Farmer's Dynasty brought about the Dollhouse Streams
Tractors are the Dark Souls of old people.
this implies tractors are old people
@@logandunlap9156 Where did you think your grandpa go?
Ito Junji manga
one of the best parts of watching jerma is listening to him retell the same 4 human life memories that were imprinted into his brain when the spaceship came
The title made me think we were going to have an inside look at Jerma’s meth empire, but that’s probably saved for the main channel
When you realize Jerma985 hasn't been uploaded to in 3 almost 4 years :pensive:
@@averagegamingplayer Oof, that hurts.
There is no meth empire because he does all the meth!
Otto's Pogtastic Adventure 2: Breaking Bad
@@joshriley2936 he just streams on twitch instead lol
In this episode of Black Mirror, a rural farmhand becomes sets his eyes on a beautiful stranger while becoming seduced by the power of drones.
Spoiler, he fakes a coma and marries his DJI Mavic 2 Pro.
next episode: jerma recreates The National Anthem episode
Nosedive but the ending is Jerma careening through wheat fields
@@Nupawru I hear they’re great for flipping over cars
5G: buzzing
6G: DOYDOYDOY
A real-life Sims stream where viewers decide what he does would have jerma covered in his own urine within 10 mins.
*Is that a challenge?*
@@loganbritt6235 I was just as surprised as you were
Boy do I have some news for you
out here predicting dollhouse
Surprised that never happend.
Compact drug lord makes delusional claim that nearby cellphone tower is giving him "bad dreams".
cant believe the people who run this channel are still uploading after jerma died... seems kind of disrespectful imo
Jerma is made out of Metal Dust he cant die on turn 35
He died _again?_
@@myacctoostale9345 you don't have to play Blood Moon either
@@Platitudinous9000 ON STREAM
@Joshua Gómez and half a million of those voice recordings are GAS
The reason the characters in this game are so weird is because of how close they are to the 5g tower. The farmer has it the worst because they're right next to it.
42:32 This is my favorite bit. Jerma monologuing over inspiring/serene music while everything goes to shit evokes a complicated schadenfreude that I've never felt before.
Jerma asking Twitch chat, HIS Twitch chat, if they know what Rule 34 is...
ua-cam.com/video/ezE4DV_ElDU/v-deo.html
*I’ve seen enough thicc Jerma memes to know where this is going*
Jerma fans know of Rule 34 because the Giant Rat makes ALL of the rules without exception.
9:28 Whoever suggested that idea in chat deserves to be promoted to mod
mod him then vip him then gift him 50000 subs
@@da_purple_lizard and then ban him forever (time him out for 2 and a half minutes)
what a lovecraftian understanding of radio towers
42:52
I literally puked on my fucking jeans from laughter the thought of some motivational Disney channel movie scene going horribly wrong is the funniest shit ever
Lmao
Why does Jerma do such a good impression of a nightmare cellphone tower has he been practicing for this bit
Accidentally found the dollhouse stream origin
The last thing I think of when I think of Matthew McConaughey is Jerma. Or maybe it’s the other way around
I love LOVE that his first instinct when thinking he saw a woman being chased was to get in his car to presumably mow them down.
jerma's most consistent political alignment is 5G fear
7:20 is gonna be my submission for worst noise of 2021.
My cat was laying in top of me and when she heard that hellnoise she clawed the shit out of me and ran away
The crazy guy trying to push his truck and tractor out with a even larger tractor is just Mr.Greenz after he retires from gambling his life away!
listen to 2:28 with only your right earbud (like jerma did)
YOU ARE ACTUALLY RIGHT HOLY SHIT
Good call, I was wondering how he misheard
I only have a left earbud
1000 IQ play
still sounds perfectly intelligible as "follow" to me
Oh my god this is where he conceived the jerma dollhouse
I got an ad for rise of kingdoms or something and the narrator of the ad sounded like jerma and I wasn't sure if it was a bit or not
Had no idea this is where the doll house came from. It's so weird hearing someone's idea and knowing the future of said idea lol
“If the water gets too deep, it’s time to call on a friend.”
“Uh oh, no friends”
“Friends come in all shapes and sizes”
“And now my friend is dead”
Half of this video was Jerma roleplaying as a Fly trying to pick up blocks of butter
32:51
That is actually the most City-Slicker thing I have ever heard.
With his fancy american truck
42:27 I don't think I've laughed this hard at anything since last year.
I was at 42:15 when I read this comment and I was like "what's gonna happen?"
holy...
this inspirational speaker is FUCKED dude
9:30 foreshadowing
the dialogue for this game is creepy as hell
"A $400,000 piece of machinery"
Oh jerma, no. They're muuuuch more expensive than that.
9:30 holy shit this is the stream that jerma got the idea for the legendary dollhouse streams
Jerma breaks physics and flirts with NPC townspeople for 41 minutes
Why is Jerma constantly surprised that plowing involves an empty field? What does he think is supposed to be there?
People.
This was one of my first streams after I got back into Jerma. Watched him mostly in the tftuber years but over the past year he’s returned to being a mainstay of my viewing habits.
For some reason that intro clip made me think: What if someone’s in the corn field while you’re driving full speed in it? It’s not like the driver can really see, and who expects a car driving through their corn field?
One of my favourite streams of his ever(so far). The whole, casually sleeping for literally weeks straight thing had me in tears just as a concept
There's a surprising amount of parallels to Interstellar here
It’s kinda surreal that he mentions the dollhouse stream here and I’m watching this after the actual dollhouse streams
When you watch this after the doll house streams
This is where the dollhouse stream was born
Jerma, driving his truck over hills to follow this woman
“THERES SOMEONE CHASING HER!”
31:56 there really is a 9 hour long video of relaxing tractor sounds...
Whenever he says "Tuber" I just think potato.
this is the adult equivalent of a child playing with toy cars
"adult"
Streamer quits Twitch to pursue, get this... FARMING
Streamer realizes that eventually people will lose interest and develops useful life skills while seeking something more meaningful
Farming? Really? A man of his talents?
@@Lawlsomedude Not really, as he farms his commentary is piped directly to the chickens. He's putting egg companies out of business.
Streamer quits Twitch to pursue, get this... FARTING
FARMING THE STOCK MARKET
oh god is this where the dollhouse stream was imagined
Midlife crisis jeremy doesn't need a wife while he's got a cool drone
Local streamer gets bullied by his chat to play "Farming Simulator 2019"
35:57 i like how that dude is just like “tf man thats my wife”
he looked like he was gonna fucking eat him
Oh my God, this is how Jermas dollhouse started?!
the dollhouse thing aged like fine wine
Dollhouse was conceived here, it’s beautiful
"farming? really?...a man of your talents?"
Nice username/icon.
@@jacksobrooks thx
The dollhouse idea was goddamn genius
Too bad it won’t ever happen
@@mason20mason yeah, he’ll be too busy playing fart simulator 2013 to do something like that
9:22 This is were history was made!
"I don't know why there's two twins." -Jerma985
9:29 And thus the seed was planted...
Anyone who has plowed a field with a tractor for 12 hours straight would know your arms get very tired from all the turning
Jerma played seaman for 12 hours and was exhausted, panting and sweating, and almost falling asleep
So this is where the doll house idea came from
the madlad is actually doing it in 3 days
I love this dude's commentary so much, I really hope he knows how much his fans appreciate him
The Time Traveler's Wife
so cool to see the origins of the dollhouse stream
Local streamer grows weed to afford crack addiction.
Dry rub
@@SWFBrickbox fucking 29 grams of salt and 1 gram of cocaine
@@Vonias local crack addict farmer snorts salt laced cocaine on his farm, salting the earth and making his soil unfarmable
THIS VIDEO IS JERMA LORE
Normal ploughed fields: straight and equally sized rows; ploughed in slow, carefully measured turns
Jerma’s ploughed fields: Jackson Pollock interpretations
The cell phone tower joke was the Jerma equivalent of the painting joke from Game Grumps House Party
And to think the dollhouse actually happened wow
That entire thing with him just sleeping over and over was so fucking funny.
These intros are getting so fucking good I can't believe it. What a time to be alive.
NEW CATEGORY FOR NYE AWARDS 2021: BEST 2NDJERMA INTRO.
Unfortunately the sims intro beat this one
@@JacobKinsley Just stunning.
I can't believe he brought the real-life Sims bit into reality
And this is where it all began
man that dollhouse stream idea sounds funny, i hope he does that at some point
the madman actually did it
Hedlines after the sims stream: "Local man removes the ladder from his pool, drawns. Live on stream"
Jerma Noises Sleeping Soundtrack
I'm so happy I suddenly remembered when he came up with the dollhouse stream, I'm so excited
“next ipad game” lol
the interstellar clip in the beginning is so perfect
Never thought I’d see a road swamp worse than the one in GTA 4 but I stand corrected