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Hearing Robin's laughter gives me +1 health
How much health do you normally have?
probably gets around 30-50 extra health per video@@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
@@MatthewConnellan-xc3ojeverybody knows default hp is 100
So hearing his laughter makes it 101?
@@MatthewConnellan-xc3ojIt restores to 100 whenever he's low
2:58 i love how he didn’t deny begging for cream
Why deny it when it's true? I'm in the same boat as Robin...
@@pixelfire86want help?
Well he is bi
@@GuyfromtheWANsame as me
Bisexuality is okay! I’m bi too… and a furry. Furries and lgbtq+ make up most of the people with jobs we rely on. In fact, almost have of nasa is made of furries!
16:21 Translation: Please wash out your tea pots when you’re done, turn them upside down in the sink to drain/dry. DO NOT PUT HOT TEA POTS ON COUNTER, it will damage the counter.
I think a lot of the confusion came from it being read as "Oh no account" rather than "ON no account," which admittedly is a phrase that isn't used as much anymore
was looking for this reply. I caught the same. Thanks!
I was going to like this, but I had to respect your nice like count. Just know you have been liked
It's always churches that make rude jokes by accident its so funny
I know, like "A four inch tongue can bring a six foot man to his knees" churches can be so funny without realizing it
@@Caveman4876 bro wait bro wtf is this supposed to mean
@@comradewindowsill4253 I suppose something to do with what the priest is going to do with the kids once church ends.
@@hidaven2006😂
@@hidaven2006phone on the table. now.
I agree Robin, every time I think about skyscrapers I always wonder why they need all that space.
I think that too
*You think that he is compensating for something?* -shrek
and every time we kiss i swear i can fly
@@saltthemancant you feel my heart beat fast, i want this to last
@@jasonpankhurst9942 Damn it! Beat me to it! XD
In Finland we used to have breadbuns that were called Jussi Pussi. And yes, it sounds like Juicy Pussy.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wouldn't mind burying my face in those buns!
I NEED this
@MikiaBurkett what now?
jussi pussi is actually really good thought@@Skege1000
It is my solemn duty to remind the world that Nintendo fully bought out the rights to the movie "Super Hornio Brothers" starring Ron Jeremy to remove a pornographic depiction of the iconic plumber from being common place.
Never heard of it, but I can imagine Ron Jeremy looking exactly like a real life Mario would.
@@mjouwbuis So what you're saying is making a porn parody of a Nintendo property is a payday?
And if they bought it, that means its an official nintendo movie :>
I guess it is my duty to remind the world that Nintendo used to own sex hotels back in the day then.
Nintendo once sent cease and desists to not one but 2 two different nsfw furry artists about their p0rn series including Pokémon. Which either means someone outed themselves at the office as a furry, or Nintendo or game freak as a team of people who search though furry p0rn to see which ones have Pokémon in it.
I am the daughter of an ex fisherman and my uncle owns a professional fishing boat. So I say this with a lot of experience. Fishermen would love a shop called Master bait and tackle. Never met a clean cut fisherman in my life. It is a dirty job / hobby and attracts potty mouths.
What do you know about the Wunder Boner™️?
"Give everybody a blunt and an opinion."
Pretty sure that's just an undergrad philosophy class.
So glad that robin is reviewing a funny sub this time and not going into a rage from smth else XD
Fax fax fax fax fax fax fax fax fax fax fax fax fax fax fax fax fax fax
@@brennawinbourn1345 who uses fax in this day and age?
@@stuartmorgan3654 them
@@stuartmorgan3654they do
@@stuartmorgan3654 The machine or term?
15:31 I think the joke is supposed to be that if you don’t see the lightning bolt as a letter, it instead becomes “HGH Fitness,” which could be taken as an abbreviation for “human growth hormone”
Yeah, it's not subtle if you're into fitness as you'll probably be aware of HGH. Not a good look for a gym though.
came here for this
02:48 No, they're saying it with a hard A Wan, not Won... This one would make more sense for the brits, for americans it'd fit better if it were Jer King path.
You missed the best part with that meat tenderizer at 5:36. The description reads "Reversible two-piece design for tenderizing or pounding."
15:58 Reading OH NO twice when it says "On No". The only thing wrong with the last sentence is they should have used "should" instead of "must"
5:12 It's Prawn Cocktail flavoured chips/crisps, for anyone wondering. Walkers are the UK version of Lays (literally, they're the same company but just called different in the UK) and Prawn Cocktail is a fairly common flavour.
For whatever reason they stopped making BBQ Walkers years ago and I hate them for it because THIS is still around!
I too miss BBQ but I'd equally miss PC. I can get by with BBQ pringles.
Walkers became part of Frito-Lay in 1989.
Ah, a fellow user-defined british/English spellings!
Yeah in finnish, a pussi means a bag so you can get a "MEGAPUSSI" of potato chips, and if you get on a bus, it is a "BUSSI".
What the fuck
7:15 Then again: The State is litteraly called VIRGINia, and Milfs are from my knowledge quite the opposite of virgins. So I guess this makes sense.
They’re just exceeding expectations
It's called Virginia after the "Virgin" queen Elizabeth l. She was assumed to be a virgin since she never married nor had kids but she did have a lover.
@@ClownHoundII who was the lover? like Raleigh or Drake? or someone else?
Finally! He got a positive subreddit!
YES
Don't know why but I kinda like hearing him rage like an old man. Then there's jack doing the weird voices and sounds, very nice
@@pencilcase8068meanie!!1!!111!!
Hello again
5:55 robin really mistook a slavic language for finnish 🤣
Menu at an diner by Campus had a listing for Jerked Chicken that said glazed in Chef Dave's special Jerk sauce 😂😂😂
And as a former shelf stocker yes we intentionally put the price sticker in places that make the product name funny.
11:46 Dam, that poor pumpkin...
Oppenheimer wasn't banned in Japan. But their main film distributor decided not to release it at the same time as the rest of the world so they kept pushing the release date further and eventually did just a few screens limited release and not nationwide. So yea, it didn't sell well. It was barely advertised, released late and on very few locations.
11:36 *slams aggressively my credit card *
GIVE ME ALL YOUR STOCK!!
15:50 i love how robin read it twice and both times incorrectly said “oh no account”
5:47 in case you're curious, that's in bulgarian and pronounced completely differently (like sit)
it roughly means full (from eating)
At least he picked a country from same timezone I guess 😅 but was looking for this
"Plump, sweet, and begging for cream"
Whoever made that sign definitely watches Game Grumps
FUCK I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT THANK YOU
11:00 wow can’t believe they added master bait from terraria to real life!
Golden shower and morning wood is next
Yoo, another fellow terraria enthusiast
The sign in the window of "anal" is intentional if it was to read Lana from inside the L would be backwards to the outside. They definitely knew
at first I thought "no her name must be Jana" but that's pretty clearly not a J
There's a second pic where it's the right way so they were probably just fucking around during the party
It is a J, though?
6:35
Mini golfer 1 - "Damit, it's aiming left."
Mini golfer 2 - "Did you work the shaft?"
15:54 it took me a few moments… it’s ON no, not OH no. ON NO ACCOUNT MUST HOT BOTTOMS BE PLACED ON THE WORK TOPS. Still a little weirdly worded, but yeah
4:54 im sorry i don’t get it it’s a magnetic field LIKE WHAT IS IT
I also don't get it
I’m honestly losing it trying to understand
Commenting to get notified of someone explaining it
uh…how do i put this? it looks like someone (for lack of a better word) *stretching* open their nether regions. Hope I helped and only slightly ruined your day :)
@@dead-ringerwell, kinda...? I can see it now, but only with enabling imagination on full 146%
5:17 it's supposed to say "prawn cocktail" lol
Supposed to taste shrimpy but it's really just tomato sauce (or ketchup I guess) mixed with mayo flavour
ew
@@randonyoufool2928it's alright but defo not a fave of mine - I can't rlly describe the taste but it's pretty tangy and strong lol
9:42 The first two specialists that come to mind are Bartender and Pool Lifeguard.
15:56 You misread it twice. It's not Engrish, you just didn't read closely. "Employees: Rinse your teapots, then turn them upside down and place them in the sink. Under no circumstances should you place the bottoms of hot teapots on the counter tops."
This is my FAVORITE subreddit so happy to have y’all make another vid on it. More r/they knew pleaseee
6:20 Robin sounds like a villain from a kids cartoon
6:22
9:43 A local plumbing service had once the slogan "Wir gehen für Sie durch jedes Loch" (We go for you through every hole).
5:47 That appears to be Bulgarian. It's a pre-made sandwich brand. It says "сит", pronounced "sit", meaning "full, satiated," apparently. Lowercase "и" (i) looks a lot like English "u", and lowercase "t" looks a lot like English "m" in Cyrillic cursive/italic. Funny how innocent things in one language don't seem so innocent in others!
15:25 that's HGH, or Human Growth Hormone. No points for guessing what that does in the human body.
6:16 I laughed so hard at this cause I kid you not, thanks to Mormonism. My family reunion would be in the THOUSANDS
2:42 they did know, because from inside, the L is backwards
I guess you could say that pancake got itself into a *sticky* situation.
Objectively unfunny.
oh god save me from this man and his packaged humour
what pancake + overrated joke
13:43 i believe that is signifying the apples were grown in virginia (probably local)
2:44 the Wan King Path one is actually hilarious if you're British or know a few rude British phrases😂
Holy shit I just caught on 🤣🤣🤣
Or if you're Australian, too.
I caught it almost immediately, and I'm from the US. 🤣🤣🤣
I think the sign was made by Wayne Ker
4:51 can anyone explain this one?
The two hands are uh spreading cheeks
@@Magic_Skeleton Eh... with that context, and the lack of visible fingers, I think they might be a bit deeper than just cheeks...
Thanks for the explanation though.
1:45 journalists, including headline writers, love puns
Fun fact: 5:29 this place called ramen hub is located in Chicago in Chinatown. I actually go to school in this Chinatown too
Ayy I've also seen this place! I worked in Chicago Chinatown for a year
failed to notice that "master bait and tackle" is in FL... explains everything...
Robin not knowing the difference between Finnish and Russian gets me every time and I have no goddamn reason why
Think he knew the difference, just was mentioning how different languages sound like innuendos in English (or in this case shown in the vid, the Cyrillic looking like a different word in English)
5:53 Whoah, this is a first. Typicly Bulgarian is confused with russian.
14:15 The subtitles.😂
Robin: "many things are phallic shaped"
Me: Looks around my room
Also Me: "......no fucking way"
9:53 the worst part is that you need to blow into that part to get air in...
How was this approved
0:48
Well i hate to be the jojo reference guy but when you've watched the show this holds a whole other meaning.
HEAVENS DOOR!
i dont need Therepy, i only need Emkay he shows me im not the only crazy one.
You might need to know how to spell therapy correctly.
You need a dictionary before knowing what dicks are.
Therepy
ah yes, "therepy"
@@henrybyrd8381nah bro your trippin. Its spelt therepy
6:57 if this shot pertains to keep le meat stick i dont want it lmao cuz ✨transfem✨
5:24 Strings is a ramen chain in mostly Chicago and a few other cities. There's one near me and can confirm that it's pretty good.
There's a building in Houston that used to be a... novelty store... for adults only... It was also right next to one of the ritziest and richest parts of town and those businesses and neighborhoods HATED that store. I would know, I was the manager of the store for a while. Anyway, a few years after they basically forced me out, sales dropped so much that they finally closed down and sold the land and building. (I'm not saying the store would still be around if they hadn't forced me out but...) Anywho, the building was bought out by an up and coming restaurant chain that is now in multiple states. Despite the fact that the name of said restaurant was not originally meant to be an innuendo... they knew what they were doing when they opened the Velvet Taco there.
0:37 *BISEXUAL IMMORALITY!!* 😤
Key word a little gay
The fact that Robin is bi makes this infinitely better
when he narrates a lot of these videos are 10x better and funnier.
The apple pie thing, could VA stand for Virginia and the apples are from there? And JJ is the company name? Hilarious either way!
In my town, we have a hardware store that specialises in fittings (super specific nuts, bolts, etc) and their slogan is "The best screws in town!"
14:00 VA means variety I guess
Probably the most hilarious video I've seen in the past few years.
Ggs.
8:50 Speaking of needing to squint to read something on the road, saw a weird sticker the other day on someones car at a stop light. It kinda looked official, white background with a government green border at the top. There was a big check mark in a box next to some words I couldn't read because the text was too small even though I was stopped behind them for a minute, then underneath in larger text it read "unsafe to drive." Was a bit concerned to see them driving.
0:06 I love this so much
It's supposed to be prawn cocktail, a popular flavour in the UK for potato chips ❤
Nice
I love how every now and then you see a post with a watermark, a sign from another time when everyone was stealing each others content and reddit posters watermarked their posts, and it got to the point where all the posts were remade with just the watermark
no views but already a comment, damnit.
It's drunk
Christ I was wondering when another one of these would come out
Love the blissful ignorance (or unimaginable cunning) people seem to have sometimes
From the time that someone moaned in a em Kay video, now I always check the comments
@@BLU3B33RY. how do you... moan in a comment?
I missed when emKay did commentary on the fanart
0:25 Guess you can't "beat" a good deal. 🤕
0:35 that dude got a serious case of ed 💀
14:03 I love this sign, drive past it all the time and it never fails to make me laugh
5:20 prawn cocktail chips and other items are very popular in the UK, found that out after visiting. i'm sure that's what it is.
Yep we love them they are really nice expecially skips prawn cocktail ones
Hearing Robin’s laughter gave me +200 health.
Robin is the GOAT of voice acting for EmKey.
From what I can tell, they didn't ban Oppenheimer in Japan, but the movie was not released there (at least as of the 4th)
as soon as we saw that thumbnail, we knew it was going to be good.
5:14
as someone who frequently buys these, its prawn cocktail. they just happened to remove the tail on this little thing here
2:44 I can explain it, in Hong Kong the translation of 灣景街 would probably be "Bay view Path", but instead it was directly translated by the pronounciation rather than meaning, resulting in Wan King Path
1:02 I like how Reno and Sparks are the nads. 🍒
Oh Dw! The NWS did other funny stuff.
One nws office (there’s 57 of them throughout the us) nws boulder to be specific. Keep in mind the nws is part of the government.
Someone tweeted at nws boulder with a image saying ‘ratio” and the nws boulder Twitter account (complete with its Verifed government organization badge) was like “ratio”
OOH ALSO the dick shape happened again 😊
16:06 The bottom of the teapot probably damaged a work desk with its heat. Happened to my kitchen table more than I can count
VA is a common shortening of Variety/various in some grocery stores/supermarket/etc. So if there're a lot of types in one display, that whole display is gonna be "VA-[shortening of that product's name]"
The Oppenheimer one is a double whammy, took me a moment to realize that
ive had those VA- JJ pies a lot as a kid. Put em in the microwave for 30 seconds and you'll never eat anything better again. I recommend the Boston cream one
16:40 Buck, suck, muck, luck?
The last one of the firework reminds me of Art on the set of Young and the Restless. In the hotel they have 2 paintings of a firework, one in inverted color....looks like a B/W picture of a "bonus hole".
0:54 just resting it on Montanas chin.🤣
It's a very hot & heavy front, you see. >;)
7:04 as a virginian i can confirm
Pretty sure that _Master Bait & Tackle's_ customers get the joke, and are loyal customers just for the giggles~
Learning that Robin doesn't know what the Snake River plain is makes me a little sad. But that's probably just because I live in the Snake River plain
I saw the original Vaseline post on Facebook as a sponsored ad post, and this was there, it is 100% legit they did post it
A shot for all the d picks shown
Also those first two still laughing
4:55
The pancake knew too much
Apparently near where I lived is a place called Beaver Dick and it's a campground.
There's a food truck that I've seen around town that says food hub on it.
3:53 oh no.. it's like among us all over again!
GUYS THE MASTER BAIT COMPANY IS IN FLORIDA 💀
Im bouta get master fishing minion
I saw the thumbnail and I knew it’s gonna be a good one
In the 80s in Chicago there was a hotdog joint called "Between the Buns." I think they were persuaded to change it after only a couple of months.
"who doesn't love munching on a taco?"
I don't. Not when it's a euphemism.