Mount and Blade II Bannerlord Very Accurate Faction Guide

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
  • Now that Bannerlord is popular, I no longer have to constantly explain to my friends that the game isn't called "Mountain Blade". Still, I kind of miss it, as it gave me an excuse to talk about Mount and Blade. I had to make this video to fill the void.
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  • @slayer0235
    @slayer0235 4 роки тому +4536

    "Horse archers are a blight upon mankind."
    - Everyone who ever fought the Mongols

    • @keerf255
      @keerf255 4 роки тому +95

      If they brought infantry that is. The Hungarians made short work of the mongol spam the second time they came thanks to European war horses and armor.

    • @Astuar
      @Astuar 4 роки тому +52

      or Huns, or Pechenegs, or Seljuks or.. oh no!

    • @VaeVictisXIII
      @VaeVictisXIII 4 роки тому +141

      @@keerf255 Even the Byzantians struggled to defeat steppe riders, they had to create a whole war book on how to deal with them, and even then you could only fight them in specific conditions and with strict discipline and their own horse archers. It took the paradigm shift to castle building and the longbow (and many other factors ofc) to drive off steppe warfare as a credible threat to early medieval Europe.

    • @Sadoyasturadoglu
      @Sadoyasturadoglu 4 роки тому +27

      @Alvi Syahri Strategikon.

    • @mrarchangel5256
      @mrarchangel5256 4 роки тому +22

      In the game, Crossbows and light cav are the best option. Crossbows for Hunting the horses and light cav to Deal with Them afterwards.

  • @choleraphd7702
    @choleraphd7702 4 роки тому +6198

    Trust me, having 53 different types of infantry all mixing with each other has never had any negative effects whatsoever. Just ask the Austro-Hungarian Empire!

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 4 роки тому +152

      Pope Julius II: .... *TRIGGERED*

    • @Jake-dh9qk
      @Jake-dh9qk 4 роки тому +169

      On the serious side, I know some good units can be handicapped when mixed with other good units. For example, having pike soldiers mixed with sword soldiers limit the damage capacity of the pike soldiers. Likewise, fast soldiers can get killed easily if the rest of the army cant catch up with them.

    • @serefsevik8368
      @serefsevik8368 4 роки тому +185

      Ever heard of the Battle of Karansebes?
      This one single combat displays the advantages of having a heterogen army.
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      For the opposing side, only.

    • @nilsingvar7319
      @nilsingvar7319 4 роки тому +48

      @@Jake-dh9qk Irl though, the spanish tercios were boss though when they were fully developed. Combo of sword/shields + Pikes + Guns :3

    • @foxypiratero7094
      @foxypiratero7094 4 роки тому +11

      as a romanian i appreciate this

  • @brimwild4454
    @brimwild4454 4 роки тому +2099

    I looked to the comments and saw above zero, so disappointed.

  • @Eshanas
    @Eshanas 4 роки тому +2373

    *(MUFFLED THROAT SINGING AND HOOFBEATS IN THE DISTANCE)*

    • @michaeljssnsklt
      @michaeljssnsklt 4 роки тому +54

      Ummaaa zumbeeeee araaaaazumbeeeeee

    • @CoffeeSuccubus
      @CoffeeSuccubus 4 роки тому +2

      Me for sure.

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 4 роки тому +39

      HIMI DI ZONGO NO CHINNGIS KHAN DE HEEEEEEEIEEEEEEEEEHEHE\HE\HEHEHE

    • @GenkiGanbare
      @GenkiGanbare 4 роки тому +31

      WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @themayhemera3046
      @themayhemera3046 4 роки тому +6

      @@GenkiGanbare hahahahja you guys are singing the song!!

  • @dabinbuh
    @dabinbuh 4 роки тому +2734

    Who needs cohesive lines when you can wheel 200 horse archers and delete armies twice your size

    • @Geraduss
      @Geraduss 4 роки тому +87

      I know right? I only get the pleb infantry when I make an army stack for wining sieges and then complaining as to why my calvary archers are dieing shooting at the walls.

    • @TheMelnTeam
      @TheMelnTeam 4 роки тому +19

      Why bother with either when you can stand archers at the top of a hill and achieve even better ratios.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 роки тому +22

      For me it's Shock Cavalry for the win (Literally) since AI armies, seem to be about 75-85% recruits when I play, so heavy shock cavalry just absolute crush them, letting me wipe out armies that out number me five or six to one with no casualties on my own side

    • @vampuricknight1
      @vampuricknight1 4 роки тому +17

      @@weldonwin shock cav is fine when used with tanky troops as you can get an excellent "hammer and anvil" flank on enemy armies after you wipe their cav. But they can get mauled when outnumbered with spear heavy troops, they are also expensive, and the best heavy cav tend to be rare.
      That said archer cav are probably better because they whittle down every other army in the game, they are cheap, and can be obtained on mass from the start. The only thing they can't do is seige castles well.

    • @Blinkshinati
      @Blinkshinati 4 роки тому +7

      I had a 60 manpower Kuhzait army destroy a 400 manpower southern empire army with minimal losses.

  • @raptorbrotherhood766
    @raptorbrotherhood766 3 роки тому +566

    One time I was besieging a kuzait settlment with 500 men and an army of 700 attacked me, I was not bothered at first because I have destroyed southern empire armies with worse odds, but then when I loaded up the battle I shit myself seeing 124 horse archers riding towards me.

    • @jonathanmorris8362
      @jonathanmorris8362 2 роки тому +25

      I love that theres so many playstyles. I only use Horse/Spear jabby jabberson so horse archers dont bother me. I just spam back and forth spear/shield and Leeroy Jenkins into them. Enemy Cavs affect my playstyle much worse.

    • @xavierorriss921
      @xavierorriss921 Рік тому +12

      I'm surprised they only has 124 horse archers

    • @Lokaol
      @Lokaol Рік тому +1

      For reaaaaal hahahahahaha
      everytime i start a battle against some Kuzait, i know the fight is gonna take 20 minutes to end because these guys DON'T STOP firing archers and running with horseees

    • @efraincastaneda6196
      @efraincastaneda6196 11 місяців тому +1

      NOW FOR WRAITH NOW FOR RUIN AND THE WORLDS ENDING!!!!

    • @raptorbrotherhood766
      @raptorbrotherhood766 11 місяців тому

      @@efraincastaneda6196 DEAAAAATH!!!!! 🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇

  • @BobyChanMan
    @BobyChanMan 3 роки тому +559

    “If I could go back in time I would kill the first ever horse” that made me laugh, no one has ever said that in history up to this point

    • @duskyracer8800
      @duskyracer8800 3 роки тому +26

      He killed the first guy to have that thought

    • @cheeseofglass
      @cheeseofglass 4 місяці тому +5

      Turns out that the ecological niche of the horse gets filled by even more annoying giraffes that can fit 2 giraffe archers on back.

  • @kcrash7150
    @kcrash7150 3 роки тому +365

    "The southern empire troops are blue" sir, they are purple, one of three purples

    • @DarthLevicor
      @DarthLevicor 2 роки тому +2

      FAX THO FAX

    • @tendiesoffmyplate9085
      @tendiesoffmyplate9085 2 роки тому +5

      They are clearly blue

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 2 роки тому +19

      @@tendiesoffmyplate9085 it is purple literally due to the fact the empire split into 3, so each of those factions is a shade of the same color, which is purple.

    • @tendiesoffmyplate9085
      @tendiesoffmyplate9085 2 роки тому +9

      @@OneRichMofo Im colorblind. How dare you assault my disability. I demand reparations.

    • @calebbrooks1037
      @calebbrooks1037 2 роки тому +3

      They're Indigo

  • @derekmuggenburg115
    @derekmuggenburg115 4 роки тому +835

    In my games Sturgia always gets stomped by the Khuzaits and the Vlandians almost immediately.

    • @TheNEOverse
      @TheNEOverse 4 роки тому +93

      And Battania can end up conquering everyone around them in my games too. Their tight city position can actually help them reinforce each other. But yeah, I've had friends say Battania gets wiped off the map in their games.

    • @OfficialFedHater
      @OfficialFedHater 4 роки тому +66

      Man, I tried to save Sturgia as a mercenary, every castle I captured was just retaken by the Khuzait.
      Sturgia is my favorite faction, but they're always getting stomped in my games.

    • @TheMelnTeam
      @TheMelnTeam 4 роки тому +11

      @@OfficialFedHater I like building own faction the most, but if trying to prop up other factions Sturgia and Aserai need the most carrying usually. Their incompetence is bad enough that it might even be harder than just grinding enemies to death with own faction before taking a holding or two and peacing out repeatedly.

    • @storm0fnova
      @storm0fnova 4 роки тому +6

      @@OfficialFedHater dont try to take land if your goal is to save sturgia. instead fight the enemy army and kill their men. best way is to arrive in defense for a town when your enemies are sieging or, go siege an enemy town but don't attack, just wait till the enemy gathers an army to attack you. by the time you kill about 2000 men, their faction needs like a half year to recover before they can take down towns again.

    • @OfficialFedHater
      @OfficialFedHater 4 роки тому +8

      @@storm0fnova Every time I took down an Lord, I'd capture them and imprison them in a town and they'd be out in two days with an army the same size as the one I took out.
      Maybe they fixed that, but I just stopped helping Sturgia because of that.
      Now they just get stomped every game.

  • @irongeneral7861
    @irongeneral7861 4 роки тому +1397

    Lol, those Khuzaits look strangely like another East Asian people that nearly swept through all westward civilization in our timeline...

    • @iiMEiii
      @iiMEiii 4 роки тому +201

      Don't worry they to will be stopped by chronic drinking problems.

    • @twiliblade
      @twiliblade 4 роки тому +205

      @@iiMEiii and bad succession laws

    • @uaeknightsgt8260
      @uaeknightsgt8260 4 роки тому +7

      mongols its obvious

    • @BurakBALDAN-y2j
      @BurakBALDAN-y2j 4 роки тому +55

      Me as a Turkish boi whispering: "Turks. Obviously 😒"

    • @rizzo9748
      @rizzo9748 4 роки тому +3

      GOLDEN HORD!!!

  • @bababricksheep9925
    @bababricksheep9925 4 роки тому +469

    They said no to the LEGO ideas project for bionicle sorry

    • @cruzthesasquatch
      @cruzthesasquatch 4 роки тому +16

      I will make hiroshima look like a firecracker

    • @cruzthesasquatch
      @cruzthesasquatch 4 роки тому +2

      I will make hiroshima look like a firecracker

    • @monkeman3467
      @monkeman3467 4 роки тому +2

      I will also make hiroshima look like a firecracker

    • @thomasnguyen5197
      @thomasnguyen5197 4 роки тому +1

      I pledge my service to the cause of making Hiroshima look like a firecracker.

  • @DarthLevicor
    @DarthLevicor 3 роки тому +148

    For some reason, the Vlandian missile units always have really low melee survivability even though they have shields, but somehow the Battanian archers can win most melee confrontations because they have BIG SWORDS.

    • @hi14993
      @hi14993 2 роки тому +17

      I realize this is an old comment but for the rest perusing this comment section: the shields for the vlandian xbows are there for missile protection. When they bend down to reload, they essentially put the big shield over themselves by bending down.

    • @DarthLevicor
      @DarthLevicor 2 роки тому +6

      @@hi14993 Yeah, like pavise shields for Venetians or like Medieval Italian crossbowmen.

    • @bronzejourney5784
      @bronzejourney5784 Рік тому +2

      @@hi14993 They also use it as a slide in the renowned annual butterfest.

  • @keithengoth3728
    @keithengoth3728 4 роки тому +491

    I've missed Bannerlord content ever since your series ended. Thanks for filling the void

  • @coreymilstein7407
    @coreymilstein7407 4 роки тому +308

    "Horse archers are a blight on human-kind" yep, just like in real life.

    • @MojiMikato
      @MojiMikato 3 роки тому +16

      *Laughs in throat singing, progressively getting more ear rapey*

    • @Sraxton
      @Sraxton 3 роки тому +5

      *sacks your city as usual*

  • @norXmal
    @norXmal 4 роки тому +465

    From my experience:
    Vlandia has the best knights
    Sturgia has the best Shield troopers and 2H'ers against shielders
    Khuzait has the best horse archers
    Aserai is just Khuzait's little brother
    Battania has best foot archers, but a pain to recruit
    Empire is an all-around, strong archers, footmen and cavalry
    I don't mind any tips, this is just from my observations of M&B

    • @minerva9104
      @minerva9104 4 роки тому +57

      Battania actually also has the best two-handers and melee infantry because Fian Champions are insane and have the highest two handed and athletics stats of any infantry in the game and high quality armor and fuck-off greatswords, you know, on top of their machine guns we call bows.

    • @ingold1470
      @ingold1470 3 роки тому +10

      In patch 1.6.0. Imperial cav destroys Vlandian cav, but Vlandia always has more because Imperial cav is noble only while Vlandia has both knights and light cav.

    • @mortache
      @mortache 2 роки тому +14

      Sturgia's troops suck, they're behind Imperial legions and Vlandian sergeants. Even the 2handed axeman is behind Battanian Falxman, Imperial Menavliaton and Vlandian Voulgier. Sturgians seriously need a buff.

    • @norXmal
      @norXmal 2 роки тому +2

      @@mortache Haven't played in a long time now, that's a shame, Sturgians used to be the best shock troops on foot in Warband, Odd that a 2 handed sword is better against shielders than a two handed axe, I could understand if it was against polearms or non-shielded units and cavs.
      Wait, what? Elite Menavliaton are better, aren't they spear users?
      I used those mainly against cav units.

    • @mortache
      @mortache 2 роки тому

      @@norXmal Menavliatons can swing their polearms too. When I was running around with 1000 Khan's Guards, the only casualties I'd get are from those guys. Swinging polearms are OP in this game. Especially if they manage to whack the head with it. Check the video of Veteran Falxmen vs every other troops by a channel with chicken in its name

  • @commandertempest6391
    @commandertempest6391 4 роки тому +69

    In my experience, Battania steamrolled both Sturgia and the Western Empire before I could even learn how to play the game.
    Even joined in on an army battle where Sturgia outnumbered the Battanias 600 to 200, guess what, battanians sat on a hill and rained the worst volley i've ever seen in my life

  • @DarthLevicor
    @DarthLevicor 3 роки тому +81

    Garios: The military should rule the Empire because they have swords.
    Me: Can't argue with that logic.

  • @chnb517
    @chnb517 4 роки тому +64

    Bold words to say for someone in throat singing distance

  • @connerschupp4543
    @connerschupp4543 4 роки тому +46

    I haven’t gotten past the first line in your video and I’m commenting to say you earns any like for making my laugh so much with the line “We should have known something was wrong with 2020 when Bannerlord actually came out.”

  • @rub8252
    @rub8252 4 роки тому +69

    That bionicle blue pin comment brought forth an emotion I all but forgot about

  • @treq2112
    @treq2112 4 роки тому +60

    1:51 Technically hes advocating for a Republic, but the point stands.

  • @Trupiato
    @Trupiato 4 роки тому +174

    I've missed that pumped up kicks execution theme ; -;

  • @vivtor2
    @vivtor2 4 роки тому +40

    When he said outro right before khuzaits, I was literally about to close the video

  • @Dr.Gainzzz
    @Dr.Gainzzz Рік тому +17

    It’s interesting to see what’s changed since this video came out horse archers aren’t nearly as OP and Sturgia is usually the first faction to die now with the empire factions just divvying up the land between the three of them.

  • @8mmkyle865
    @8mmkyle865 4 роки тому +46

    Sturgia is my favorite faction. I was cracking up with the other ones and was curious about how he would present Sturgia. I was not disappointed.

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 2 роки тому

      Played BannerLord SinglePlayer for the first time recently and I went for the Sturgians, besides how annoying it is, watching Sturgian Leaders basically stalemate themselves with other factions, they were fun constantly desolating the Empire boys

    • @DestroyerOfOgis
      @DestroyerOfOgis 2 роки тому +5

      The chad Sturgian grindset:
      - Heroic Line Breaker is the best infantry.
      - Druzhinnik. Yeah, just Druzhinnik.
      - Kill all Battanians please.
      - Rhagaea sucks.
      - Vlandia sucks.
      - "SHIELD WALL!"
      - Northern Decorated Two-Handed Axe
      - "PLEASE RAGANVAD DECLARE WAR ON BATTANIA BEFORE THE TROOPS' WAGES KILL MY TREASURY!!"

  • @Mikito456
    @Mikito456 3 роки тому +16

    My tip for fighting Khuzit with ground only. You need shields, and Spearman behind them. If you're Empire or Valendia back then up with Crossbows to take help your wall take down the lancers. Then circle formation into shield wall, put your self and your ranged units inside. Wait the arrows and return fire with preferably with Crossbows. When they're out of ammo, shields and spears. If you got javelin throwers save them for them the horses pass by. Its not impossible, just a bit of extra work.

    • @Gleaves
      @Gleaves Рік тому +1

      You discovered pike and shot warfare, my friend

    • @deusetveritas
      @deusetveritas Рік тому +1

      Spanish tercios bro

    • @Mikito456
      @Mikito456 Рік тому

      @@deusetveritas Lmao, basically. Just a little more medieval

  • @GigglesClown
    @GigglesClown 4 роки тому +28

    Cant argue with garios, him having all the weapons is verrrrryyy convincing.

  • @orivahap4135
    @orivahap4135 4 роки тому +126

    I love the way his second channel become more of a main one

    • @jairmartinez5156
      @jairmartinez5156 4 роки тому +15

      Its basically a "cuuurve ball"

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman 4 роки тому +5

      He has a main channel?

    • @lordsucuk9316
      @lordsucuk9316 4 роки тому

      I don't get it

    • @orivahap4135
      @orivahap4135 4 роки тому +1

      @@lordsucuk9316 he has a second channel where he uploads stream highlights almost daily and it gets more views than his main channel most of the time

  • @yourjunes
    @yourjunes 4 роки тому +145

    obo: horse archer bad
    me with horse archer only army: :o

  • @archsteel7
    @archsteel7 Рік тому +9

    Battania is my favorite faction just because they’re so fucked at start. I love slowly building out buffer states surrounding them and turning the relatively disadvantageous start into a recruiting power-house. Seriously, I just do a quick circuit of the tightly bunched together towns and villages and am back to full strength and ready to demolish some more armies all over again

    • @mehdifchouch4313
      @mehdifchouch4313 Рік тому +1

      I totally agree! They are the best choice, if you wanna feel the challenge of guerilla warfare. Plus, I decided to stay on foot all game, like their nobles do, and I didn't foresaw it but being at 280 athletics at 30 years old is aaaawesome. I used to lead my armies uphill while heavy armored and only the cavs could keep up, hilarious! That and the insane HP bonus, reduced falling damage, feels like a monster.

    • @bronzejourney5784
      @bronzejourney5784 Рік тому +1

      @@mehdifchouch4313 Are you even playing mount and blade bannerlord if you are not hitting 1000s consistently with your 300 reach swingable couchable 2H polearm?

    • @mehdifchouch4313
      @mehdifchouch4313 Рік тому +1

      @@bronzejourney5784 Oy, gotta play several builds to truly grasp what warfare is ! Vlandian-style lancing is fun, but my favorite will still be Khergit arrow and glaive rampaging.
      Furthermore, fighting on horseback is easy! On the ground, the need of careful planning granted me better tactical insight and real fu***ng adrenaline rushes!

  • @masterwolf408
    @masterwolf408 3 роки тому +10

    "Battania doesn't last long"
    Rare occasions: Battania destroys everything

  • @marcustooturnt
    @marcustooturnt 3 роки тому +9

    5:28 , **a distant throat singing could be heard**

    • @themayhemera3046
      @themayhemera3046 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂 IMO Mongols- I mean- Khuzait are the best

  • @RandomQD
    @RandomQD Рік тому +3

    came here for some lore, left with a barrell of laughs. Amazing video.

  • @grisch4329
    @grisch4329 2 роки тому +2

    This may well be the best vid I've watched today. It randomly came up in my feed and I'm so glad I clicked on it. I'm still laughing about the olives/holy text mistranslation. Definitely hitting subscribe.

  • @LuK97423
    @LuK97423 4 роки тому +16

    "Your video is being raided by Monchug's party of Kuzhait"

  • @mexxmastermax1839
    @mexxmastermax1839 4 роки тому +7

    This was the Most entertaining UA-cam video ever

  • @brokePC
    @brokePC 4 роки тому +34

    I would love more videos on Mount and Blade, either Warband or Bannerlord!

    • @pixelflip7200
      @pixelflip7200 4 роки тому

      Have you seen his series on his second channel

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 4 роки тому +4

      bruh, did you not see his mesage near the end?

  • @ivyssauro123
    @ivyssauro123 4 роки тому +10

    3:51 WHAT I love their pants!

  • @mcx1954
    @mcx1954 4 роки тому +5

    I’ve spend nearly 7776000 seconds on this game, but I still refused to say I’m addicted to it even though I was struggling by various of BUGs and majority of time I was trying to report and resolve those BUGs. So far, I’m amazed by vast of creative mods, and thanks for those mods, without those mods I can’t even continue.

  • @darkfrost2222
    @darkfrost2222 Рік тому

    Goodness gracious, I genuinely appreciate your humor. The segue commitment with the Skyrim bit got me so good.

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 3 роки тому +12

    My experience with the Azerai is vastly different. I completely eliminated the Empire and Husn Fulq has always been with the Azerais.

  • @kaybevang536
    @kaybevang536 4 роки тому +4

    I love your Sturgia/Skyrim Lore 😂

  • @Gaming4Justice
    @Gaming4Justice 4 роки тому +33

    In my games(yes, it happened in 3 different games) Sturgia gets wiped out first and is mostly occupied by Vlandia. All the other empire factions are pretty weak aswell.

    • @DarthLevicor
      @DarthLevicor 3 роки тому

      Yes, same. Vlandia crushes Sturgia bc their army stinks, Battania just stays at war with Vlandia, the Northern Empire always immediately gets creamed, and the rest of the factions gang up on the Western Empire later on.

  • @Geobeetle
    @Geobeetle 2 роки тому +2

    This is perhaps the greatest bannerlord comedy video ever

  • @Sir_Orbit
    @Sir_Orbit 4 роки тому +6

    Bannerlord being my first mount and blade experience. I chose to be a vassal for battania and whipped out the khuzait because I saw the threat early on. Literally executed every noble and clan member except the main king. My relationships plummeted with my own faction but battania now rules over everything

    • @bluewolf5895
      @bluewolf5895 3 роки тому +6

      "We get dirty, and the world stays clean."

  • @_TheCakeIsALie_
    @_TheCakeIsALie_ Рік тому +1

    This is a very good video wich made me laugh AND helped me figure out i wanna destroy the khuzeits in my next playthrough

  • @darcksage1
    @darcksage1 4 роки тому +6

    Oh god that intro. HAHA I too when I saw that Bannerlord came out I was like "Wait what? That's not right."

  • @DJSpur9220
    @DJSpur9220 2 роки тому +1

    I know I'm a little late to the party here but honestly, you say 'deep seated hated of my liege', but Derthert has never been bad to me. Still remember my first Vlandian run through in like April 2020, he gave me two castles and a town back-to-back-to-back, ended the war about 30 minutes later. War kicked off again later, and it was his army that saved my city from Battanians. Not sure _why_ I remember it so strongly but hey, I'll take a good memory in a shitty year

  • @XxPsionicGamerxX
    @XxPsionicGamerxX 4 роки тому +3

    Oboe: *mentions Bionicles*
    Me: *happy nostalgia noises*

  • @AETinker
    @AETinker 3 роки тому +1

    One of my favorite videos

  • @lordprotector4266
    @lordprotector4266 4 роки тому +6

    why did I hear a OoooAAAoooOoooAAAoooAoAA in the back of my head during the Stormcloak part of the video?

  • @JamesArslan
    @JamesArslan 3 роки тому +1

    Good channel glad to find it. I hope you get better bc you deserve more

  • @zachthereaper4634
    @zachthereaper4634 4 роки тому +26

    This guy sounds like the Heavy Rain #1 Streamer

  • @TiredOfThisPoliceState
    @TiredOfThisPoliceState 3 роки тому +1

    Buddy here earned my follow by NOT begging for comments and follow.. here you are giga-chaddius king

  • @Aegox
    @Aegox 4 роки тому +5

    0:15
    Ah yes, the legendary shield of KFC.

    • @The-Samuil
      @The-Samuil 2 роки тому

      It depicts the legendary Lord Sanders of Kentucky

  • @Beastlyxxnorris
    @Beastlyxxnorris 3 роки тому

    Okay, I have never seen your UA-cam channel before and it randomly got recommended but I’m glad it was. That was hilarious and entertaining all the way through 😂 SUBBED

  • @kevinflummi2822
    @kevinflummi2822 4 роки тому +4

    You know you can trust him when he says horse power is garbage because he is from the USA and is an expert for bad units of measurement

  • @justicar2747
    @justicar2747 Рік тому

    Came for the video title, subscribed due to the awesomeness of the commentary.

  • @ElselchoGaming
    @ElselchoGaming 4 роки тому +16

    obo: nooooo you cant just use horse archers to overpower everyone without a fair fight
    me: horsie go trot, bow go twang

  • @InTheDarknessWhereIDwell
    @InTheDarknessWhereIDwell 4 роки тому

    Dude! That was the most hilarious review I have seen in a fair while. SUBSCRIBED!

  • @reisbayer4391
    @reisbayer4391 3 роки тому +4

    i always make my own kingdom actually. i use this video to decide with who i want to ally xD
    also making your own kingdom is frustrating af xD

  • @tianrunzhang6557
    @tianrunzhang6557 Рік тому +1

    I just couldn't stop laughing. Great job man!

  • @sabertoothgaming8988
    @sabertoothgaming8988 4 роки тому +6

    mate i laughed the whole way through this ahahahah. great job XD

    • @Finnegan-s-cake
      @Finnegan-s-cake 4 роки тому

      this wasnt informative at all. im more confused.

  • @Andy-iq6rk
    @Andy-iq6rk Місяць тому

    This might be 4 years late but the idea of the Sturgians doing anything but ball up and cry as they get stomped by everything sharing borders with them unless you handhold them to victory is funny.

  • @Mentatskillz
    @Mentatskillz 4 роки тому +3

    "Candy can pants." That's a new one.

    • @f-man3274
      @f-man3274 3 роки тому

      Sturgian nobles definitely has the most ridiculous pants, bc you can easily recognize them and take out

  • @zuuzuuka
    @zuuzuuka 4 роки тому +2

    Arenicos being a difficult word to say is the most Anglo Saxon thing ive ever heard.

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 2 роки тому +5

    Played my first game and I went with the Sturgians or rather, The Russian/Viking Nation
    I love how good their heavy soldiers are, though it’s hard to tell what their true potential is as all 3 Empires declared war on the Sturgians and I forgot to add the “Kill Nobles” button during the beginning, real shame as I probably would’ve killed 20 of their nobles by now. The entire campaign feels like one massive stalemate.

  • @andnor
    @andnor 7 місяців тому

    "No horse archers in my games!"
    Universe: "Behold! Camel archers!"
    oboeshoesgames: :O

  • @KnoxOnTopProductions
    @KnoxOnTopProductions 4 роки тому +3

    1:24 *CoLoRbLiNd PoG*

  • @UkSapyy
    @UkSapyy 3 роки тому +1

    Hit and run archers with heavy cav to provide support is the ultimate combo. A sheild wall is an bonus when enemy cav outnumbers yours.

  • @piisssboyy55
    @piisssboyy55 4 роки тому +7

    all we need now is a breakdown of the twitch made smb3 teams

    • @kappatalism6969
      @kappatalism6969 4 роки тому +1

      Only when he's 2 weeks into uploading the next series.

  • @v1x4z
    @v1x4z 3 роки тому

    Thought the title said "Fashion Guide"
    Still not disappointed

  • @CoffeeSuccubus
    @CoffeeSuccubus 4 роки тому +5

    I would never join the Roman Empire if it existed in mount and blade.
    That's normies in comparison to my Ptolematic bois.

  • @ivyssauro123
    @ivyssauro123 4 роки тому

    Was not expecting this to be so good, subscribed

  • @Picassoturtlenumba5
    @Picassoturtlenumba5 4 роки тому +7

    They need a naval mode.... especially just so the Azerai can leave the God Dang desert. Also Viking Long boats.....

  • @toasty2324
    @toasty2324 3 роки тому +1

    I rlly wasnt ready for how funny this video was

  • @James-thefogiscoming
    @James-thefogiscoming 4 роки тому +4

    And here I thought it said “Fashion” not “Factions”.
    Whoops

  • @Cityfounder
    @Cityfounder 9 місяців тому +1

    I’m thinking of joining the Northern Empire, not because I believe in his Senate, but because it will be the easiest to usurp and become Consul

  • @ishitrealbad3039
    @ishitrealbad3039 4 роки тому +3

    did they fix that every faction declares war on you every 30 days after establishing a kingdom?

  • @sunnysonne2957
    @sunnysonne2957 9 місяців тому

    The switch to Warband at the end killed me. Do the warband video.

  • @michaelterrencefernandezli6688
    @michaelterrencefernandezli6688 4 роки тому +16

    Best faction? For me kingdom of rhodoks, jk
    Only true mount and blade veterans will understand this

    • @jorgejohnson875
      @jorgejohnson875 4 роки тому +3

      nah bro it's kingdom of nords. although we can both agree that swadia is trash at least.

    • @daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119
      @daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119 4 роки тому +11

      @@jorgejohnson875 Nah, we all can agree that the most filthiest, inbred and useless kingdom is the sarranid sultanate.

    • @michaelterrencefernandezli6688
      @michaelterrencefernandezli6688 4 роки тому +1

      @@jorgejohnson875 bruh king harlaus is the worst

    • @michaelterrencefernandezli6688
      @michaelterrencefernandezli6688 4 роки тому +1

      @@daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119 by the way i hate their infantry useless

    • @jorgejohnson875
      @jorgejohnson875 4 роки тому +1

      @@daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119 at least they don't get wiped out within the first year every playthrough without fail AND shall i mention the fact that khergits are even more useless?

  • @cormacganshirt4572
    @cormacganshirt4572 2 роки тому

    Misread this as “fashion guide” and I was 4 minutes in when I realized it probably wasn’t going to talk about that

  • @sarahtownsend7705
    @sarahtownsend7705 4 роки тому +6

    I'm going to buy this game.

  • @jamesowens8070
    @jamesowens8070 2 роки тому

    "because they have swords."
    You got me dying bro 11/10

  • @yoeyhoover6973
    @yoeyhoover6973 4 роки тому +3

    This was hilarious 😂 and accurate.

  • @saleh-sa7155
    @saleh-sa7155 Рік тому

    i love that little twist towards sturgia

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 4 роки тому +4

    3:24 They're Russian for god's sake! The Nords invaded Sturgia (the Kingdom of the Vaegirs) probably 50-100 years after Bannerlord, had their ass kicked, but they kept coming untill they took Wercheg and eventually took Sargoth and Tihr from the Vlandians (Swadians)

    • @dubiousdevil9572
      @dubiousdevil9572 4 роки тому +1

      @Spetsnaz Kitten actually there are a few armor pieces that are slavic. Sturgia is a mix of slavic and norse.

    • @mattroscoe1359
      @mattroscoe1359 4 роки тому

      @Spetsnaz Kitten Ah of course, it's not like their special units are called Druzhinik or anything.

  • @Wollus
    @Wollus 3 роки тому +2

    I link this video after I spam my meme to friends who don't play M&B2 so it makes sense.

  • @franezenic1180
    @franezenic1180 4 роки тому +6

    More like reasons not the play the game until they add some content to actually make it worth playing

  • @sherrykathman3309
    @sherrykathman3309 8 місяців тому

    Even today, I recently took a force of about 120 Horse Archers, many of them being Khan's Guard, and absolutely destroyed Rangvolds army of over 800 Stugians. I lost like 5 troops. But now I am doing a playthrough were I play as a Batannian who joined the Sturgians, but I still mainly use Batannian troops. The new thing I am doing differently is that I I am not on a horse. I am fighting using a Noble Longbow, two quivers of arrows, and a two handed axe. It is a very different experience fighting on foot in a field battle than it is fighting on horseback.

  • @MaironHWH
    @MaironHWH 4 роки тому +5

    God I hope we never hear about Warband.

  • @andrewseymour2728
    @andrewseymour2728 3 роки тому

    Never watched your channel before, glad I did, earned your self a sub.

  • @Synystr7
    @Synystr7 4 роки тому +3

    Southern Empire is blue? Am I colour blind? Its a dark purple.

    • @schmid1.079
      @schmid1.079 4 роки тому

      More blue than purple, but it does have a tint of purple in it.

  • @neophyte1994
    @neophyte1994 2 роки тому +1

    Every single time I do a play through I become a Mongol warlord simping for the khan and his daughters while having an army consisting of ONLY horse archers and lancers

  • @Rileykard
    @Rileykard 4 роки тому +7

    Oboe for the love of Satan play Until Dawn

  • @rocus80m
    @rocus80m 4 роки тому

    1 1/2 Mins in the video and I LOLed really hard :) nice vid, was really fun to watch, watched until the end and still laughing, what a fantastic word dude :)

  • @sadiyasaqlain3422
    @sadiyasaqlain3422 4 роки тому +4

    Will you review the dlc of ace combat 7?

  • @CoryG1981
    @CoryG1981 Рік тому

    i jsut got the game today and tryin to learn about it and this has to be the best video out there , full of facts and jokes .

  • @richardprichard7917
    @richardprichard7917 4 роки тому +6

    Beyond Two Souls?

  • @lancer227
    @lancer227 Рік тому

    Haha, watching this video when I'm finishing up my Rome 2 campaign as Royal Scythia. Horse archers are so OP. What good are Praetorians when they can't reach you!