Can Forkwad Conquer the World with a Horse Horde in Mount & Blade Bannerlord?

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  • Опубліковано 27 сер 2023
  • Today I'll tell you the story of Forkwad Maximum, Calradia's most deranged Bannerlord, as he embarks on a quest to create a Kingdom to rival the empire using a massive horde of cavalry. Will he succeed in his epic quest?
    Well, only one way to find out lol, watch the video.
    Mount & Blade Bannerlord Steam description for the SEO goblins -
    A strategy/action RPG. Create a character, engage in diplomacy, craft, trade and conquer new lands in a vast medieval sandbox. Raise armies to lead into battle and command and fight alongside your troops in massive real-time battles using a deep but intuitive skill-based combat system. Wow... very cool...
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    Video title - Can Forkwad Conquer the World with a Horse Horde in Mount & Blade Bannerlord?
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  • @HazzorPlaysGames
    @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +366

    Hey folks, Ring ring ring, that's the sound of the Bananalord phone ringing, you'd better pick it up quick!
    I hope you enjoy this content that I made for you in the breaks between doing house move things, I am a very tired man right now, business as usual very soon though, like the video and make some generically interesting and engaging comment so that Mr Gorithm gives me what I need...
    Which is Sweet, sweet validation.

    • @muffinman8981
      @muffinman8981 9 місяців тому +3

      balls?

    • @Druizilla95
      @Druizilla95 9 місяців тому +3

      Banner lord is great, gotta farm up that surgeon skill before you can spam alive cav tho

    • @oscarsweeney7155
      @oscarsweeney7155 9 місяців тому +1

      Thoroughly enjoyed the video mate, keep up the good work!! Sounds like you’ve got a lot on your plate right now but all your hard work is, and will keep, paying off. Your content improves countless people’s days every day, I know it’s hard to absorb by just looking at view and like counts, but you’re a force of positivity in what is sometimes a hard world to be a part of. Love your work Hazzor

    • @wyrdean_9649
      @wyrdean_9649 9 місяців тому +2

      Don't you need to credit the music used?

    • @sunkruhmhalaci2592
      @sunkruhmhalaci2592 9 місяців тому +1

      Love your content and your voice alike! I've already watched this video and am now watching it again to share with others. :D I do that with a lot of your vids. XD

  • @Strat-Guides
    @Strat-Guides 9 місяців тому +675

    That was a great campaign! I think with a couple tweaks, you could have done a full world conquest - well done :D

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +115

      We'll get em next time.

    • @gavindavisson4440
      @gavindavisson4440 9 місяців тому +20

      you need some moderation everything is wc with you im scared for your mental health

    • @Strat-Guides
      @Strat-Guides 9 місяців тому +37

      @@gavindavisson4440 lol one can never have too much of owning everything :)

    • @ieatsand6378
      @ieatsand6378 9 місяців тому +4

      @@HazzorPlaysGames It would be cool to see a world conquest playthrough if that is possible, If not then never mind

  • @CkPitu
    @CkPitu 9 місяців тому +852

    How the hell is this even possible? Yesterday after whole day of playing Bannerlord i found your channel on recommended tab and binge watch every rimworld video and thought "it will be cool of you record bannerlord video" and today you uploaded it 😅

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +407

      Someone asks something like this every time I publish a video and the answer is always the same...
      I have a complex network of advanced sattelites paired with an extremely effective troupe of highly trained rats to spy on my viewers and intuit their taste in content.

    • @CkPitu
      @CkPitu 9 місяців тому +85

      @@HazzorPlaysGames i knew it was something suspicious about this rats looking through my window with their little binoculars.

    • @aidanmcsalley9510
      @aidanmcsalley9510 9 місяців тому +35

      @@HazzorPlaysGames so that's why that rat had a camera strapped to it's corpse....

    • @OlieB
      @OlieB 9 місяців тому +10

      Rats, I should a known

    • @sevenrealleaves7709
      @sevenrealleaves7709 9 місяців тому +5

      @@HazzorPlaysGamesWell if that’s the case than I need to talk to the rats about another starsector video.

  • @lordbruno47
    @lordbruno47 9 місяців тому +439

    Hazzor and Bannerlord is a perfect combo, i hope we see more of it on the channel :)

  • @bobbacon1398
    @bobbacon1398 9 місяців тому +81

    What a glorious man Forkward is

  • @ForGloriousVictory
    @ForGloriousVictory 9 місяців тому +30

    Had literally JUST finished re-re-re-rewatching the 300 days Medieval Rimworld playthrough while doing some late night uni work, then realise 20 minutes ago a brand new Hazzor vid was released!? Nothing like the soothing sounds of horseback combat to listen to before sleep

    • @kotzka4626
      @kotzka4626 9 місяців тому +2

      Can relate, they are very rewatchable videos. And the Artemis one too.

  • @captaincole4511
    @captaincole4511 9 місяців тому +44

    Watching him execute the kings and nobles was absolutely hilarious. It looked like his tiny arms could just barely hold the axe 😂

  • @Nomadith
    @Nomadith 9 місяців тому +194

    Now just going to wait on Reggie to make an even more deranged Forkwad, fantastic video hazzor

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +56

      Lol I'd like to see his take on bananalord too.
      But I would also like to make a much more deranged Bannerlord video with far more executions too at some point.

    • @Nomadith
      @Nomadith 9 місяців тому +10

      @@HazzorPlaysGames do it, pull a simo and kill the western empire

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@HazzorPlaysGameshe had a lot of modded warband. It was really... normal.

  • @fakexanax3218
    @fakexanax3218 9 місяців тому +71

    Glorious Mongol mindset 🐎🏹

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +31

      sitting on a mountain going "oooooweeooooooooowaahhhhhhh" type energy.

  • @attorneyonwheels
    @attorneyonwheels 9 місяців тому +11

    I couldn't believe my ears when I heard the Age of Empires music... Nostalgic as heck!

  • @alacer8878
    @alacer8878 9 місяців тому +21

    Man, you never miss. I originally found you through your above-ground Dwarf Fortress, but I've since watched literally everything else. Your work is excellent.

  • @zZzZzyxel
    @zZzZzyxel 9 місяців тому +32

    Noice. Another one in a portfolio of endlessly rewatchable videos.
    Also, I don't know if it's a good house move, or a neutral or a bad one, so I'm not sure if i should offer congratulations, simple acknowledgement or my condolences.

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  9 місяців тому +18

      Good, lots more space and far less neighbours, but it's been a lot of work.
      Nearly done though now.

  • @Fuer64
    @Fuer64 9 місяців тому +55

    I've always loved horse archers, it's just funny watching them surround an entire army and pelt 'em with arrows. Not the most useful in sieges tho but that's what the other noble's armies are for

    • @JJJBunney001
      @JJJBunney001 9 місяців тому +1

      Wait until you recruit an army of exclusively Khan's Guards. Heavy armoured horse archers with the best weapon in the game

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 6 місяців тому +3

      Just send your troops for sieges, the game doesn't always understand that horse archers aren't great in sieges.

  • @privateuser3726
    @privateuser3726 9 місяців тому +6

    A little bit of advice. The Kuzait nobles have better stats and can reach higher tiers, standard recruits can only reach tier 4 while nobles get tier 5. It will take longer to recruit exclusively nobles and max them out, but it's definitely worth it. With maxed-out Kuzhait nobles you can regularly and reliably take out armies double your size and if you min/max by getting all the perks that increase your party size and the law that gives kings a flat 100 troop increase you can field a party of around 500-600 meaning you could take out armies between 1,000-1,200 without even needing to form an army

  • @coffeeconscript
    @coffeeconscript 9 місяців тому +13

    Great to see you playing Bannerlord! I was nervous to see if your video style mixed with it but you definitely pulled it off. Also through all of my videos and hours in bannerlord, that splash at 20:00 is also the biggest I have EVER seen, I made a guttural noise just seeing it in the video lmao.

  • @notlucas011
    @notlucas011 9 місяців тому +12

    I would kill for Forkwad without question

  • @r4dios1lence92
    @r4dios1lence92 9 місяців тому +3

    14:18 that enemy soldier has more wood from arrows in his shield than the wood in the shield itself xD

  • @dan_slnc
    @dan_slnc 9 місяців тому +1

    bro i ran out of videos of you to watch, i need more content, this is almost like an addiction at this point. Now seriously i love ur content, keep the hard work up, these videos are of an amazing quality and i can't even get close to imagine the amount of time and effort this takes. Touché, mr Hazzor.

  • @Saplingbat
    @Saplingbat 9 місяців тому +19

    I'm not a bannerlord nerd, am I still allowed to say what a beautiful man forkwad is?

  • @dfgrhbjkh
    @dfgrhbjkh 9 місяців тому +2

    The subtle creepy face zooms are my favorite. And the sarcasm. Definitely the sarcasm.

  • @kotzka4626
    @kotzka4626 9 місяців тому +1

    I see a lot of people saying your videos are infinitely rewatchable, and that is very true. Something really makes your narration stand out.

  • @user-du7dc1im6r
    @user-du7dc1im6r 9 місяців тому +2

    Your content is so good, like amazing, one of the best UA-camrs out there

  • @DrMalbin
    @DrMalbin 9 місяців тому +1

    Great video once again. It's good to see Bannerlord on your channel! Hope to see more of in the future!

  • @idrescyrilaeithusritikamaq896
    @idrescyrilaeithusritikamaq896 9 місяців тому

    The fact you don’t have more subscribers is a crime (I expected at *least* 300k when I first found you, which I believe was the first rimworld dwarf colony episode). Your voice is amazing and your content and storytelling skills are unmatched :) keep up the good work, dude 👍

  • @8cto289
    @8cto289 9 місяців тому +3

    11:00 as a male who rides horses and practices archery in real life, this speaks to me.

  • @RatmanXtreme
    @RatmanXtreme 9 місяців тому

    Banger vid hazza, I had entirely forgotten this game was out and regularly play warband.

  • @adrienbroditore
    @adrienbroditore 9 місяців тому

    What a perfect combo, love your content dude

  • @davidavila608
    @davidavila608 9 місяців тому +5

    Hi! I love your videos. A few tips on doing a horse only run as I have done my fair share is that you should mix up your comp to not be pure cataphracts instead for a late game army of around 300 men I would recommend 1/3 of that to be horse archer and the other 200 to be mostly cataphracts and aseri vanguard faris I halos have around 20 dirshnick champions and the occasional vlandian cavalry but nice job on a first horse only run

  • @macp988
    @macp988 2 місяці тому

    love all these Bannerlord stories !:) been playing non stop since launch, best game ever made :)

  • @mouseninjagaming4592
    @mouseninjagaming4592 9 місяців тому +3

    KEEP THE BANNERLORD COMING :)

  • @d-drcharitablecat3191
    @d-drcharitablecat3191 9 місяців тому

    And here I am. The best "hello again" moment so far.
    You are doing better now.
    Or, maybe it's me, who is doing better now. Or maybe just both of us. It's good to see such a thing anyway.
    Thank you, for your art, again. I always like impressionism, expressionism, metamodern like things.
    But it's so annoying in video format. But you're doing this, what I have been looking for for the last few years. The presentalist art. The reflected reflection in process. Nice, thank you)

  • @sirfancy3876
    @sirfancy3876 9 місяців тому

    18:50 I didn't think I'd be hearing Rimworld music while watching a Bannerlord video, but I'm incredibly pleased by it

  • @sushipog
    @sushipog 9 місяців тому

    new video pog! cant wait until u hit a million :)

  • @blagojebulajic5379
    @blagojebulajic5379 9 місяців тому

    Man i love your videos keep it up

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 9 місяців тому +32

    0:56: Hold on. Forkwad becomes a mighty political leader, _after_ getting rich and famous in the entertainment industry? I thought that was a strictly modern phenomenon.

  • @Ssdcommander
    @Ssdcommander 9 місяців тому

    I love the random Top Gear references in your videos.

  • @GreatZarquon
    @GreatZarquon 9 місяців тому +2

    Great video, gotta love some emperor executions!
    Before you declared yourself a kingdom, you could have negotiated peace with the trade screen, with any lord of the western empire!
    It is so fun/broken to give 10 crafted polearms to some random poor lord, and get peace and keep all those fiefs you just stole!

  • @user-xsn5ozskwg
    @user-xsn5ozskwg 9 місяців тому

    Love your videos, I just subscribed

  • @tryingrealllyhardthere
    @tryingrealllyhardthere 7 місяців тому

    Great editing :)

  • @florianrotter-lebeau9798
    @florianrotter-lebeau9798 9 місяців тому

    Validation sent. You are just a little better now. But is it ever enough? To bump that self-esteem that little bit higher, have a subscription... and this mental pat on the head. Well done sir.

  • @IZZAUH
    @IZZAUH 2 місяці тому

    One of my favorite ways to cheese bannerlord is to go solely archer units, set up on a hill and let them pelt the enemy as they charge, then as soon as the enemy hits your front line you retreat. Then engage again, you lose no troops and wittle down the enemy army at the same time

  • @apolakigamingandmore6376
    @apolakigamingandmore6376 5 місяців тому

    13:43 Lol, he looks like the Emperor in Shrek!

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 5 місяців тому

    That smooth Age of Mythology soundtrack as you become the man, the myth, the legend that is Forkwad!

  • @Vylkryn
    @Vylkryn 9 місяців тому

    thanks for the music!

  • @TacticalPrime_
    @TacticalPrime_ 6 місяців тому

    Such a good Story telling

  • @dawidmannteufel5301
    @dawidmannteufel5301 9 місяців тому +1

    More bannerlord please, this was so entertaining

  • @vq-gamesblitz
    @vq-gamesblitz 9 місяців тому +1

    loving the age of empires 2 music

  • @teepaul911
    @teepaul911 8 місяців тому +1

    Wow bannerlord looks great. Definitely on my to-play list

  • @daditheshark
    @daditheshark 5 місяців тому

    Amazing and funny video ty ao much ❤

  • @Dars2097
    @Dars2097 9 місяців тому +1

    Finally, someone else who uses some.. debatable.. techniques of winning tournaments.
    It's just so easy to take on people in tournaments with a shield or bow.

  • @apolakigamingandmore6376
    @apolakigamingandmore6376 5 місяців тому

    I love the humor in this one, lol.

  • @rakanirawadi2248
    @rakanirawadi2248 7 місяців тому

    bro just make historically accurate genghis khan in video game :D, great vid btw

  • @apolakigamingandmore6376
    @apolakigamingandmore6376 5 місяців тому

    8:58 *That's a scary jumpscare.*

  • @korosheht5446
    @korosheht5446 9 місяців тому +1

    Forkwad was a great leader and a great warrior his name will be in history forever as the leader who went down swinging and killing many of his enemies

  • @Adamant_Consternation
    @Adamant_Consternation 6 місяців тому

    13:21
    ALL
    GLORY
    TO
    THE
    HAZZORTOAD

  • @cylecampsall8009
    @cylecampsall8009 9 місяців тому

    Love the dwarf fortress music ;)

  • @matthewmarting3623
    @matthewmarting3623 3 місяці тому

    Yeah, I did this with Khans Guard only and it’s very doable. It just takes a lot of time to replace/recruit your losses in the last phase where you’re trying to siege out the last 20-30 settlements.

  • @HerbMandoom
    @HerbMandoom 9 місяців тому +2

    You can powerlevel by throwing boulders on people in siege defenses.
    Also, great vid!

  • @FearsMakeUs
    @FearsMakeUs 9 місяців тому +1

    Love the age of empires music

    • @Z_Nynebreaker
      @Z_Nynebreaker 9 місяців тому

      I've been scrolling the comments and seriously thought I was gunna be the first to say it. 😂

  • @mountelbert4214
    @mountelbert4214 9 місяців тому

    I loved the AOE2 soundtrack. First of your videos I’ve seen, and was amazing

  • @wayisrimlord
    @wayisrimlord 8 місяців тому

    Would love to see more!

  • @jarrettmiller197
    @jarrettmiller197 7 місяців тому

    If you go to tavern you can ask barkeep where to find specific skilled companions

  • @defective6811
    @defective6811 Місяць тому

    it is actually impressive that floorquad was able to earn that much gold in tournaments tbf

  • @sparkeykills1
    @sparkeykills1 9 місяців тому +1

    Love me some good bannerlord! Oh and if you want the lords to award you stuff at the end of a siege like loot or the castle, you have to spend your influence on gaining the favor with other lords in the lords tab and then they will vote to award you stuff 😊

  • @RimWorldRimmer
    @RimWorldRimmer 9 місяців тому

    Ah man you got any more of this stuff, I'm itching for some

  • @daswasich1147
    @daswasich1147 6 місяців тому

    there is a first person view (activated by pressing "r" iirc) thats very helpful for archery and i think its weird i see that so rarely in these videos XD

  • @CrematedZebra
    @CrematedZebra 4 місяці тому

    Just got done with a battanian playthrough and by god those Sturgians would march south 2K strong sometimes

  • @Tb0071
    @Tb0071 6 місяців тому

    What a beautiful man is Forkwad!

  • @tykethepup2288
    @tykethepup2288 6 місяців тому

    It’s actually really funny because I just had the idea to make lord Farquaad. I named him maximus, of clan farquaad and I used the same banner and colors as you. I took zero inspiration from other people, but I love how I am not the only one who has had this idea and used the banner I made.😂😂

  • @Crisopeia
    @Crisopeia 9 місяців тому +2

    Forkwad is a beautiful man

  • @JWP-56
    @JWP-56 9 місяців тому

    “Ya’ think he’s compensatin’ for somthin’?”

  • @fraser9580
    @fraser9580 9 місяців тому +1

    Ah, the Mongol Build! Long Live Khagan Forkwad!

  • @Tsunamiieh
    @Tsunamiieh 9 місяців тому

    this was awesome.

  • @aliancemd
    @aliancemd 8 місяців тому

    I use Khuzait horse archers with any melee cav that can get to max rank: I let archers pummel them until they get close and then send melee cav to force them to turn shields around while pulling archers slightly back as needed - 120 army against 1k+ army no problem, with the retreat and rejoin option always available + patience

  • @THE.M.M.M
    @THE.M.M.M 9 місяців тому

    What a beautiful man forkwad is

  • @hibuddy-xo4yf
    @hibuddy-xo4yf 9 місяців тому +1

    Bro went from Roman to Mongolian real fast

  • @patostrophia2948
    @patostrophia2948 9 місяців тому

    Hell yeah! Bannerlord, count me in! :)

  • @rifolas
    @rifolas 3 місяці тому

    As a bannerlord nerd, i prefer the forest people because of their two handed warriors and javelin throwers. They're easy to get and the javelin dudes are essentially melee/ranged units so it's a two for one. A few hundred javelin throwers defending a fort are pretty much invincible, i have yet to lose a fort while using them

  • @games-badr
    @games-badr 5 місяців тому

    Nice bro thanks 😊😊

  • @kellydelapaz
    @kellydelapaz 9 місяців тому

    what a beautiful man forkwad is

  • @ExInfamous
    @ExInfamous 9 місяців тому

    Hey man, just want to say that your content is really great. Please continue to do what you do, and make more bannerlord videos! Im redownloading it just because of how fun you make the game look.

  • @SweetestFoil
    @SweetestFoil 9 місяців тому

    I love how he's got the Age of Empires music... Makes me think he should play Age of Empires.

  • @darkranger116
    @darkranger116 5 місяців тому

    i love doing elite cavalry archer only runs

  • @jameslake5137
    @jameslake5137 9 місяців тому

    Oh thank god, my eyeballs won’t be hungry anymore

  • @aycaramba8175
    @aycaramba8175 8 місяців тому

    Man we need part 2

  • @Cheeseyfoot2
    @Cheeseyfoot2 9 місяців тому +1

    If Catila the silversmith is standing at the end of my bed tonight i will be very disapointed in you.

  • @corncobbcollins7608
    @corncobbcollins7608 9 місяців тому

    Lord Forkwad is such a beautiful man

  • @All_Night
    @All_Night 9 місяців тому

    When I did the poll for this. I thought the name was for Farquaad (Shrek), but it was actually Forkwad

  • @quinnmowery2357
    @quinnmowery2357 4 місяці тому

    Watching this back after my modded Bannerlord experience makes me wonder what you would do in the Warhammer Old World mod. If you're a masochist, I highly suggest it. If not, I still suggest it, but not quite as much.

  • @Zekk11
    @Zekk11 9 місяців тому

    Forkwad is truly ~Majestic~

  • @kurankeikun
    @kurankeikun 20 днів тому

    Love that Ao2 music.

  • @twodudesnape2990
    @twodudesnape2990 9 місяців тому

    horse archer army...daring today aren't we

  • @kyleleehufnagel
    @kyleleehufnagel 9 місяців тому

    I remember buying the original game when I was in college off of a shady website and processing a payment in euros for the very first time. Back when it got really hyped up on the Something Awful forums. This was before steam existed. It was early access before the term “early access” even existed. The version of the game I got they didn’t even have the arena implemented yet. There was a black knight ball that rolled around and would destroy you, that’s if you weren’t fucked by the Swabians and their incredibly fast world map horses

  • @numinoustreasure
    @numinoustreasure 4 місяці тому

    I love whipping out my polearm and going sicko mode.

  • @BlazingCyclone1337
    @BlazingCyclone1337 9 місяців тому +1

    If you can't beat them, execute their leadership and tank their morale, a pretty Chad last stand

  • @starfox300
    @starfox300 9 місяців тому

    Ah horse archery, the most powerful medieval strategy to ever exist

  • @rakinginthecash9676
    @rakinginthecash9676 9 місяців тому +1

    Can someone please tell me how to two hand the reaper sword. It says it’s 1 or 2 handed but I can’t figure out how to change my stance.

  • @whatalie2
    @whatalie2 7 місяців тому

    age of empires music goated

  • @oddgerman3775
    @oddgerman3775 9 місяців тому

    go into first person for long range bow shots!! Its way easier and you dont get any visual obstacles

  • @thecatwithatophat4069
    @thecatwithatophat4069 9 місяців тому

    Thank you Forkwad for convincing me to get Bannerlord