Cyberpunk 2077 Angry Review

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  • @gino14
    @gino14 3 роки тому +6328

    I love how "DLC" and "Microtransaction" sound like real drugs

    • @supersmarty8496
      @supersmarty8496 3 роки тому +582

      Well many people are hooked on them so you’re not far off.

    • @ramiel7666
      @ramiel7666 3 роки тому +290

      ...they are......

    • @rumuelnathanael8043
      @rumuelnathanael8043 3 роки тому +353

      Because they are.
      Remember the PS1 and PS2 era where the game is always complete?
      Those times are relics now.

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco 3 роки тому +75

      @@rumuelnathanael8043 unless you were in Japan where games were re-released with 5 minutes of new content...persona

    • @meztorcavi1826
      @meztorcavi1826 3 роки тому +169

      DLC & Micro-T could legit pass for drug names

  • @augdawg2965
    @augdawg2965 3 роки тому +3156

    A game that says fuck corporations, released early due to corporate pressure.

    • @MountainxManx
      @MountainxManx 3 роки тому +128

      no pity party for the developers. They're just bad at their jobs

    • @BarrackObama348
      @BarrackObama348 3 роки тому +198

      @@MountainxManx no shit. 12 years to make a pile of shit

    • @hiroomitakahashi5634
      @hiroomitakahashi5634 3 роки тому +86

      Well those same investors are suing them ...because they rightfully so gave them pressure..they invested a lot of money in the this dev team sooo as a business perspective and after years and years of waiting you’d also be like hey when the F is this game going to be finishing ?????

    • @timppaUT
      @timppaUT 3 роки тому +8

      Well ... not? As CDPR is its own corporation without any affiliation to any major game distribution companies. (and iirc doesn’t they have actually their own, that GOG?) But that said: Some bank manager might have hasten the (too) early release of the game? :P ... unfortunately for us.

    • @IdioSyncrasy1337
      @IdioSyncrasy1337 3 роки тому +29

      @@BarrackObama348 it was more like 4 or 5 years but yeah still shit, they worked on Witcher 3 for so long after 2012 trailer look it up

  • @barrydingall
    @barrydingall 3 роки тому +2413

    “Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?”
    “Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?”
    “Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?”
    “Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?”
    “Hey Joe. Wanna buy a car?”

    • @somerandomguy___
      @somerandomguy___ 3 роки тому +9

      What

    • @JamieSwitzer
      @JamieSwitzer 3 роки тому +102

      "Hey Joe. Wanna go bowling?"

    • @romanbellic810
      @romanbellic810 3 роки тому +70

      @@JamieSwitzer Of course cousin! Come pick me up on the other side of the city.

    • @AlukardTheDeathknight
      @AlukardTheDeathknight 3 роки тому +6

      Back 4 Blood is going to be fun "FINALLY a almost close to form Left 4 Dead 3" so yeah i am ready for a Zombie Game

    • @billyboyd1199
      @billyboyd1199 3 роки тому +2

      ...explain!

  • @Mellypepper
    @Mellypepper 2 роки тому +964

    The opening skit is pure gold. "Did EA give this to you?!"

  • @GoldenPhoenixGaming
    @GoldenPhoenixGaming 3 роки тому +1711

    This is what happens when you spend more money on PR, rather than your CD Projekt.

  • @ethandragonborn
    @ethandragonborn 3 роки тому +1790

    The “you done fucked it up” hurt way more than it ever has in this one...

    • @Dohboy1619
      @Dohboy1619 3 роки тому +64

      This game felt like a child, it hurts...

    • @noahrendon9900
      @noahrendon9900 3 роки тому +5

      Did they really????

    • @Bojoschannel
      @Bojoschannel 3 роки тому +18

      One of the hypest moments i've ever had in my 9 years following Joe lol

    • @knell18897
      @knell18897 3 роки тому +33

      @@noahrendon9900 yes they did.

    • @venkatapattela1046
      @venkatapattela1046 3 роки тому +43

      Yea, It hurts how good this game is underneath all the fuckery with the bugs, I will sound like an idiot when I say I wish this game just was straight up Bad, would make it easier, even though I'd give the ACTUAL game a 9/10

  • @TheActMan
    @TheActMan 3 роки тому +18687

    "Ya dun fucked it up!"
    Now that's some vintage Angry Joe. Oh boy dis gon be good

    • @ethanchen2891
      @ethanchen2891 3 роки тому +545

      Wait a minute, what are you doing here. You should be making more pre halo infinite content

    • @waylonstevens5969
      @waylonstevens5969 3 роки тому +267

      Fancy seeing you here, man of acting 😎

    • @richrod0122
      @richrod0122 3 роки тому +149

      Congrats on the milestone man

    • @bullymaguire22
      @bullymaguire22 3 роки тому +128

      Congratulations for 1 million subs mah white Nigerian

    • @MegaDoom89
      @MegaDoom89 3 роки тому +93

      CDPR can join Activision and current Bungie for releasing over-hyped broken mediocre games; your video about The Decline of Gaming gets more and more true as the weeks go on.

  • @victoro6829
    @victoro6829 Рік тому +68

    Why some people don't like Angry Joe? This man sacrifice his image towards videogame companies losing advantages like receiving the game before launch and he gets blacklisted by those companies just for speaking the TRUTH.

  • @footlongoose7575
    @footlongoose7575 3 роки тому +4392

    Angry Joe hired an entire school and employed himself as principal for this role. Dedication

    • @RogueFox2185
      @RogueFox2185 3 роки тому +193

      Don’t forget about OJ, his acting skills are legendary.

    • @Dsoliz826
      @Dsoliz826 3 роки тому +61

      That’s why the review took so long

    • @jamesrodriguez3667
      @jamesrodriguez3667 3 роки тому +131

      Fricking lost it in the "Did EA give this to you" part

    • @runi5413
      @runi5413 3 роки тому +44

      His computer monitor wasn't even plugged in...
      Really feels like Joe just released this review in an unfinished state.

    • @MrMToomey
      @MrMToomey 3 роки тому +11

      @@R_Ezekiel He forgot, "the principal is your pal!"

  • @leonarddillon256
    @leonarddillon256 3 роки тому +3289

    The best thing about this review is that unlike the actual Cyberpunk 2077 game, Joe didn’t release this review on until it was complete.

    • @theSonicguy001
      @theSonicguy001 3 роки тому +84

      That’s because Joe loves to review games as they come out, therefore giving players the day one experience

    • @gringo2damax
      @gringo2damax 3 роки тому +19

      Oof

    • @shane1489
      @shane1489 3 роки тому +11

      Pro

    • @lockdown7845
      @lockdown7845 3 роки тому +21

      The trouble is the loyalty to the cause, but the cause always betrays you -Lockdown

    • @theXxXsurvivor
      @theXxXsurvivor 3 роки тому +22

      If people would have just stfu instead of getting fucking angry when they delayed it, and the fucking investors would stop grabbing them by the sack every 2 seconds the game wasn’t out it would be better.

  • @mclekfkeiwdisidido6858
    @mclekfkeiwdisidido6858 3 роки тому +570

    “Makes you feel like you were scammed”
    10/10 IGN

    • @DarkKnightofAnime
      @DarkKnightofAnime 3 роки тому +46

      This game feels like a greatest hits compilation of everything that can go wrong in a game’s development

    • @bunkernuts6293
      @bunkernuts6293 3 роки тому +2

      @@DarkKnightofAnime oh fuck that's a new one

    • @jamesmiley6146
      @jamesmiley6146 3 роки тому +1

      Gave it a 4

    • @matthewrawls1184
      @matthewrawls1184 3 роки тому +3

      @@DarkKnightofAnime The Honest Trailer that came out for the game at the end called it "Daikatana 2077". Fitting...

    • @infernoreviews2529
      @infernoreviews2529 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂

  • @fastony9659
    @fastony9659 2 роки тому +914

    Love him or hate him, Joe truly was one of the few mainstream reviewers to call it out like it was.

  • @mr.throwback4875
    @mr.throwback4875 3 роки тому +719

    “How about some live service?” “Did EA give you this shit?” Love the developer skit. That may be the best one yet!

    • @jl1702
      @jl1702 3 роки тому +35

      Alex: "How about some live service? You don't even have to finish the game. You can release at whatever stage you want-"
      AJ: "FOR REAL??? I don't have to finish the game!?"
      Best part of the entire video for me lmao
      Funniest skit since the Kuban Energy dance imo XD

    • @TheAero16
      @TheAero16 3 роки тому +3

      Gold

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 3 роки тому +3

      @@jl1702 oh shit Kuban energy 😂😂😂 BRING THE YAYO, BRING THE YAYO! COME!!!

    • @BeatmasterAC
      @BeatmasterAC 3 роки тому +2

      @@BurritooMafia
      as far as i know, the OG Dev Team who made The Witcher, left after the last DLC in 2016. CDPR hired a new Team for Cyberpunk. This is basically a Mass Effect Andromeda Situation, where the game was made by a D Team.

  • @kaustubhfadtare1125
    @kaustubhfadtare1125 3 роки тому +4287

    When you realise 77 comes after 76

  • @FuzzySumasshu
    @FuzzySumasshu 3 роки тому +2792

    "Say the line, Joe!"
    "...You done fucked it up..."
    *cheers*

  • @coach714
    @coach714 3 роки тому +98

    This sex simulator was very cleverly disguised as some sort of combat/car game. Well played.

    • @DavidsSanity
      @DavidsSanity Рік тому +4

      Yea Cd project red really choked 💀

  • @JoeySocko
    @JoeySocko 3 роки тому +614

    "This one hurt" is probably the best way to sum this game up.

    • @BreeZieDoesiT
      @BreeZieDoesiT 3 роки тому +15

      Last of us 2 hurt even more. Crazy year for gaming

    • @Bossix84
      @Bossix84 3 роки тому +2

      @@BreeZieDoesiT I liked TLOU 2 . Nothing really wrong with this game.

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 роки тому +12

      @@Bossix84
      Cope.

    • @martinmarianoalonso
      @martinmarianoalonso 3 роки тому +12

      @@Bossix84 lol, no

    • @marzialalfonzocanada888
      @marzialalfonzocanada888 3 роки тому +7

      @@BreeZieDoesiT yeah for a story driven game the game choices you're forced with are kinda cringy with some obvious plot armors ....having options that changed the story progression would've really made a huge different experience in the game plus replay value which TLOU 2 has none since there is no faction MP yet

  • @davidmurphy7332
    @davidmurphy7332 3 роки тому +355

    Well, personally, I thought it was a really interesting direction to take the Goat Simulator franchise in

    • @SantaClaus-kk8zr
      @SantaClaus-kk8zr 3 роки тому +12

      Underrated comment

    • @narev6569
      @narev6569 3 роки тому +7

      I can't seem to find the other 2076 entries in the Cyberman franchise.

    • @andrefrazier8653
      @andrefrazier8653 3 роки тому

      Facts.

    • @donnieblue420
      @donnieblue420 3 роки тому +1

      This comment is based

    • @conlooka9356
      @conlooka9356 3 роки тому +2

      @@narev6569 I remember 173 was pretty good, but it was released on the tail end of dalek 84 so I could be nostalgia blind.

  • @SpookyFXdotCom
    @SpookyFXdotCom 3 роки тому +1874

    "Fuck man THIS one hurt." That says it all.

    • @Legoman775
      @Legoman775 3 роки тому +46

      it did hurt, a lot

    • @justsomeguywithoutamustach2031
      @justsomeguywithoutamustach2031 3 роки тому +33

      Me taking a shit after taco bell

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 3 роки тому +7

      Oh god it hurt so bad......Get me to the hospital..._Aaaaaahhh

    • @Yes_Fantasy_419
      @Yes_Fantasy_419 3 роки тому +18

      The Last of Us Part 2 disappointed Angry Jose.
      Cyberballs 2076 broke Angry Jose.

    • @zestybeelzebub
      @zestybeelzebub 3 роки тому +6

      Dude I was going to say, the feelings and weight of that single but small sentence is fucking massive.

  • @turtleonspeed6673
    @turtleonspeed6673 2 роки тому +127

    Joe’s acting was unironically good, and pretty funny

  • @clydemactavish3457
    @clydemactavish3457 3 роки тому +302

    for all the marketing they put into "coming when it's ready" makes this especially sad. They did it to themselves.

    • @mandu9520
      @mandu9520 3 роки тому +29

      That was the one thing I'm disappointed Joe didn't say anything about. They straight up lied about so much shit in their marketing. If it were EA, he'd be all over it. But at least he gave it a proper score, instead of like many other 'influencers' giving it a 10/10 masterpiece rating, probably hoping they get a bit scene too.

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 3 роки тому +5

      @@mandu9520 marketing deparments generally just lie most of the time to please investors and sell as many copies. Most of the time to the expense of devs warning them about the deadlines etc... i worked in marketing departments and advertising and this was my experience most of the time.

    • @galacticpotata8192
      @galacticpotata8192 3 роки тому +8

      @@mandu9520 he did say that he mentioned about the "release when ready" and how they straight up lied to us in the review

    • @SappeREffecT
      @SappeREffecT 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah... They really did...
      But thing is, no company should HAVE to say that, should just be standard practice, games shouldn't release like this.

    • @AdamWest1290
      @AdamWest1290 3 роки тому

      Yea When Keanu Reeves showed up at their e3 panel I kinda knew it was a bad sign, not because of Keanu but because they were trying so hard to hype it up and when Keanu showed up on that stage all the hype sky rocketed from their and than the delays started happening

  • @expendableindigo9639
    @expendableindigo9639 3 роки тому +886

    “Why is Goro texting so fast?” “He has four arms.”
    The best joke in the review.

    • @geraldgossett724
      @geraldgossett724 3 роки тому +3

      No, "...they would have to see for them selfsame. Two moths later....boom"

    • @GrandmasterofWin
      @GrandmasterofWin 3 роки тому +8

      Heh. That was a good MK reference. What's funny though is according to his shadow while swimming it's actually V who has 4 arms.

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 2 роки тому

      For me it was "Seriously? Who's calling you?" from Guard!Other Joe in the middle of a shootout.

  • @shwarcs
    @shwarcs 3 роки тому +1321

    Other Joe definitely doesn't skip a leg day.

    • @Malidictus
      @Malidictus 3 роки тому +80

      Yup. Everyone's raving about his shiny balls. Me, I couldn't help thinking "Man that boy has legs like a bull! Impressive!" :)

    • @elperronimo
      @elperronimo 3 роки тому +27

      hes a certified beefcake

    • @mattyice31
      @mattyice31 3 роки тому +22

      He’s looking like a double wide surprise.

    • @Dragon9Nexus
      @Dragon9Nexus 3 роки тому +7

      Nothing special about those legs (other than they are shaved) in the eyes of one that always played many sports and spent a fair amount of time in the gym.

    • @ryanhess2623
      @ryanhess2623 3 роки тому +139

      @@Dragon9Nexus no one cares way to try to make a post about you, joes legs are pretty jacked

  • @maskofnine5507
    @maskofnine5507 Рік тому +33

    After watching Edgerunners, It hurts me that AJ used the song "I really want to stay at your house" for that grandma joke. 😣

    • @scottypittman1
      @scottypittman1 Рік тому +2

      Dude, I feel exactly the same way. I almost have to turn away from the screen when I get to that part of the review. The wound is still fresh, just finished edgerunners last week. Also yes I know I'm late, lol.

  • @Bedevere
    @Bedevere 3 роки тому +572

    Consider the irony that corporate management bungled a game about a dystopian corpo-future....

    • @ColtonWalker073
      @ColtonWalker073 3 роки тому +28

      Maybe the state of the game is a deep cut political commentary and we all missed it. Or it was just another greedy company who thought they had too big a name and were too well loved to ever fail. You decide!

    • @Gala-yp8nx
      @Gala-yp8nx 3 роки тому +23

      “dystopian corpo future”... You mean present day?

    • @jeeroylenkins3081
      @jeeroylenkins3081 3 роки тому +3

      @@Gala-yp8nx *Present day...Present time!!! hahahaha*

    • @khinlop
      @khinlop 3 роки тому +6

      It's just like "The Boys" series where they heavily criticise corporations while the series itself is made by Amazon XD
      But at least "The Boys" isn't a failure like CP2077.

    • @jeeroylenkins3081
      @jeeroylenkins3081 3 роки тому +2

      @@khinlop The Boys is a fucking amazing show and shouldn't even be compared to CP2077.

  • @TheRealPaull
    @TheRealPaull 3 роки тому +906

    Slightly less angry, more Depressed Joe.

    • @EchoSD
      @EchoSD 3 роки тому +57

      He's not mad. He's just disappointed.

    • @TX5440
      @TX5440 3 роки тому +7

      @@EchoSD The second generation of Angry Video Game Nerd

    • @SaraphDarklaw
      @SaraphDarklaw 3 роки тому +25

      Punished Joe. It’s taking it’s toll.

    • @AnonYmous-hu7jo
      @AnonYmous-hu7jo 3 роки тому +11

      How can you not be depressed as a gamer? Over half these games, I swear, skipped the WHOLE quality assurance process...

    • @TheRealPaull
      @TheRealPaull 3 роки тому +2

      @@AnonYmous-hu7jo upset I paid $60 for a game that feels like it's in early access

  • @Escanor-Sun
    @Escanor-Sun 3 роки тому +699

    Cyberpunk 77 is obviously a sequel to fallout 76.

    • @Mr.PR2000
      @Mr.PR2000 3 роки тому +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Uknown76
      @Uknown76 3 роки тому +23

      It all makes sense now any game that has the numbers 70 in it are doomed to fail

    • @Mr.PR2000
      @Mr.PR2000 3 роки тому +3

      @@Uknown76 i don’t understand how his comment is so underrated

    • @Taylor-qf8px
      @Taylor-qf8px 3 роки тому +1

      Facts! Lol

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 3 роки тому +2

      They went up one number 😂🤣

  • @annualleopard3063
    @annualleopard3063 3 роки тому +63

    9:36 the game is so immersive you can literally die from suffering cardiac arrest. Well done CDPR, well done 👏

  • @ary9109
    @ary9109 3 роки тому +328

    You can see it’s literally causing joe physical pain to review this game

    • @Maculure
      @Maculure 3 роки тому +12

      Mental* Lol he looks so tired of this bullshit!

    • @22buehrle
      @22buehrle 3 роки тому +11

      @KlazeGamez what do you mean? The game is released?

    • @Scorn0027
      @Scorn0027 3 роки тому +10

      His "F*ck, man, this one hurt" at the end got to me man.

    • @jthrock2491
      @jthrock2491 3 роки тому

      @@22buehrle that's the joke.

    • @MrDorilean
      @MrDorilean 3 роки тому +1

      That was TLOU2 hahaha

  • @Retrophoenix-
    @Retrophoenix- 3 роки тому +537

    "You tried to put a band-aid on a 50 calibre bullet wound"
    Angry Joe - 2021

  • @LizzyKoopa
    @LizzyKoopa 3 роки тому +280

    "fuck man this one hurt"
    that alone is the review and final score imo.

  • @atomicgaming1716
    @atomicgaming1716 2 роки тому +603

    One year later and this game is still not even close to what was promised

    • @a_friendly_idiot
      @a_friendly_idiot 2 роки тому +52

      Yep, probably will never be especially on last gen consoles.

    • @xcellentcreations3312
      @xcellentcreations3312 2 роки тому +6

      Well maybe...but just give it some time and the game will be what ot was meant to be, I still have faith in CD projekt red.

    • @Gazzoosethe1
      @Gazzoosethe1 2 роки тому +104

      @@xcellentcreations3312 they had a year. They did very little

    • @BrokeBoyGaminghtx
      @BrokeBoyGaminghtx 2 роки тому +33

      And people are giving it a pass.

    • @dewrito2325
      @dewrito2325 2 роки тому +18

      @@xcellentcreations3312 What?
      What? Why? How? When?

  • @mnmsaregood1
    @mnmsaregood1 3 роки тому +354

    The biggest sin was the cut content on the life paths.

    • @SerMattzio
      @SerMattzio 3 роки тому +42

      And the blatantly cut dialogues. It honestly feels like none of your choices matter except in 2 missions in the whole game.

    • @death_denial
      @death_denial 3 роки тому +18

      you know cdpr actually cut out romancing judy with male V? one guy unlocked it with one line of code. Check it out.

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 3 роки тому

      they will add back

    • @HyouVizer
      @HyouVizer 3 роки тому +4

      @@death_denial they did that for all the romance options tho. Bioware did the same for their rom choices in their own games too.
      They'll have voice lines for both male & female main character covering all bases, then decide later if said rom choice is said sexuality later on.

    • @death_denial
      @death_denial 3 роки тому +2

      @@HyouVizer But its weird why they would cut it out...It would just give the player more options anyway and thats a good thing

  • @dk70
    @dk70 3 роки тому +354

    When they were talking about replayability of Cyberpunk, they meant how many times you have to restart a checkpoint after you get stuck on a bug.

    • @highgroundobi-wan1490
      @highgroundobi-wan1490 3 роки тому +13

      The next generation of video games

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo3336
      @iwantsexseemyvideo3336 3 роки тому

      🐾🧨

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 3 роки тому

      I gave up on the boxing matches on the second guy. I'm just dog-tired of having to rewind all the introductory bullshit (not helping that the way this game handles dialogue skipping makes it three times longer than necessary). If I save just before we start hitting each other, I can't raise my fists. Christ...

    • @eatassgainmass_
      @eatassgainmass_ 3 роки тому

      Dont play it on last gen consoles then console peasants lol

    • @Xelzeno
      @Xelzeno 3 роки тому +1

      @@yarpen26 If you wanna cheat it just throw a melee weapon on the ground before the fight, you can then equip it during the fight and do actual damage.

  • @noxmegido6937
    @noxmegido6937 3 роки тому +1133

    “Who gave you this, did EA give you this?!” 😂😂😂

    • @stratotega
      @stratotega 3 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂

    • @voltek-zb8wv
      @voltek-zb8wv 3 роки тому +31

      To be honest i had more fun playing ME Andromeda.

    • @dejanstarwars10
      @dejanstarwars10 3 роки тому +15

      @@voltek-zb8wv Which is objectively a WAAAY better game lmao!
      Story is debatable, but I loved the characters more in ME:A.
      Oh and the combat is still one of the best ever created in an RPG game.

    • @dejanstarwars10
      @dejanstarwars10 3 роки тому +10

      @HAF 2000 Umm yes I am talking about Andromeda. And even the biggest haters will agree that it's a better game than Cyberjunk ;)
      And by "disaster", that fact only applies to the facial animations. ME:A runs great and they have ironed out the launch bugs SUPER QUICKLY.
      We're approaching February and Cyberpunk is still plagued by constant crashes, poor perfomance on last gen consoles, general bugs etc.
      And if you are really defending that... Then I can't even begin to acknowledge your opinion.

    • @jjforeverandever8450
      @jjforeverandever8450 3 роки тому +10

      @@dejanstarwars10 stop this pointless discussion ffs! Both fucked up in general and even debating about which one is better is laughable. but in the end at least Cyberpunk is a huge success in sales and don't forget it's literally the very first game of a new franchise. on the other hand, Andromeda was a big disappointment in every possible way and literally destroyed Mass Effect's franchise and fan base!
      Andromeda sold 7.5 million copies till now after 4 years meanwhile Cyberpunk sold plus 13 million copies in 20 days! So...

  • @captainchaos5705
    @captainchaos5705 Рік тому +16

    If a game company tells you you can only use approved clips in videos there's absolutely something shady going on

  • @Lilbeef1
    @Lilbeef1 3 роки тому +1090

    You could bribe the cops in mafia 2.. in 2009.. 2 generations ago

    • @MMmMMmMM-mMmmmMMmMMMmmmMmmmMmM
      @MMmMMmMM-mMmmmMMmMMMmmmMmmmMmM 3 роки тому +165

      And when you drive recklessly they stop you and check your ID and Driving License.

    • @LeandroSilva-du3uj
      @LeandroSilva-du3uj 3 роки тому +119

      And in the original Mafia game you could get a traffic ticket because you would go over speed limit

    • @Lilbeef1
      @Lilbeef1 3 роки тому +21

      @@LeandroSilva-du3uj my point exactly🙏

    • @1406-u7q
      @1406-u7q 3 роки тому +47

      Correction, it was godfather game where you able to bribe cops and fbi. And that was 15 years ago during ps2 generation.

    • @Lilbeef1
      @Lilbeef1 3 роки тому +33

      @@1406-u7q you right, damn CD project red dropped the ball so hard it bounced back up in there face and KO'd them

  • @JeromeSankara
    @JeromeSankara 3 роки тому +832

    "Over 7 plus years of development"
    Cyberpunk on 2016: *oh shit that's right we are making a game-*

    • @Temmoie
      @Temmoie 3 роки тому +47

      But fist, we gotta make a demo, how long will it be?

    • @tonyepic8
      @tonyepic8 3 роки тому +25

      @@Temmoie 4-5yrs

    • @Graham6762
      @Graham6762 3 роки тому +17

      The production didn't stretch out over the whole 7 years. A lot of it was pre-production.

    • @adolphinler6628
      @adolphinler6628 3 роки тому +5

      id say 2018

    • @truthpurpose
      @truthpurpose 3 роки тому +14

      @@Graham6762 That's why he said the "Cyberpunk in 2016" part...

  • @Coolbone1
    @Coolbone1 3 роки тому +672

    After years, I'm still impressed by the creativity of the Angry Crew

    • @funnfungusie9622
      @funnfungusie9622 3 роки тому +38

      @@mooonlight.9334 you're 100% right. Even when you dont agree with his points he somehow still makes it entertaining and rewatchable. Pretty much just rephrased what you said

    • @Videolegacy2005
      @Videolegacy2005 3 роки тому +4

      Crews Killin it every time.

    • @jayboy8080
      @jayboy8080 3 роки тому +2

      I love how Joe tears bad games a new asshole

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 3 роки тому +6

      I still watch a lot of his older videos. I have about 50 saved on my laptop. Ride To Hell is, of course, the most watched 😂

  • @bryank427
    @bryank427 3 роки тому +51

    The parts with the inhaler and disco balls really got me, this was one of the funnier reviews in a while! I really felt ya on the closing words, this was a tough game to get through at times.

  • @corhellion
    @corhellion 3 роки тому +507

    Everyone: "Say the line Joe!"
    Joe: 4:06
    Everyone: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 3 роки тому +5

      Simpsons=Funny

    • @ChiragQuest
      @ChiragQuest 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly what I was waiting and hoping for 😂.

    • @ominousmist960
      @ominousmist960 3 роки тому +5

      Idk what he’s gonna say yet but if it’s fffffffourrrrr hourrrrrrrsss?! Or you done FUCKED IT UP, I will have a great day today xD

    • @corhellion
      @corhellion 3 роки тому +1

      @@ominousmist960 Have a great day! :D

  • @stuffthings9618
    @stuffthings9618 3 роки тому +232

    Lol CDPR being the good kid turned trouble maker is the greatest thing ever lol. "Did EA give this to you?" Lolololol

    • @NarutoStorm3Rocks
      @NarutoStorm3Rocks 3 роки тому +1

      Good developers m.a.a.d. industry

    • @hunterhorsehelmsley7315
      @hunterhorsehelmsley7315 3 роки тому

      @I want to suplex Joe Cecot Maybe we'll get a redemption arc at some point, Capcom managed to pull it off

    • @samlim6352
      @samlim6352 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @brian.phillips1985
      @brian.phillips1985 3 роки тому

      @@hunterhorsehelmsley7315 I feel like that's going to happen to Bethesda.

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 3 роки тому +448

    The whole Cyberpunk 2077 situation can basically summed up with "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed."

    • @garrettviewegh677
      @garrettviewegh677 3 роки тому +8

      At least there’s still the Cyberpunk 2024 board game to play. There’s also many other sci-fi, cyberpunk games that are much better in my opinion. I recommend Ruiner and Ghostrunner. The Ascent looks pretty cool too. It least those games work and are much cheaper.

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 3 роки тому +13

      No, I would be pretty mad now that CDPR not only made a mediocre product but an unplayable product too

    • @mr.mysteriousyt6118
      @mr.mysteriousyt6118 3 роки тому +5

      why? the Witcher 3 was garbage, i just am in utter disbelieve after i tried it, its so shit and yet people keep saying stupid shit like "game of the decade" ya sure game of my ass, its so archaic and old, full with bugs and unpolished, JUST. LIKE. CYBERPUNK.

    • @conformistbastard9842
      @conformistbastard9842 3 роки тому +12

      @@mr.mysteriousyt6118 Troll.

    • @anthonycarlisle6184
      @anthonycarlisle6184 3 роки тому +1

      @mr.MYSTERIOUS,YT,
      Though you may be trollin', I agree, I never cared for any cdpr product after giving them a try, I called this cyberpunk upset yrs ago, sadly those who enjoy their products felt the brunt of it.

  • @Auroraeo
    @Auroraeo 2 роки тому +60

    I keep coming back to this, and when Joe said "end of march, none of this had happened" i died of laughter, this game needed at least 3 years more time to be finished LMAO. "Coming when it's ready" -CDPR

    • @sunlightcrusader
      @sunlightcrusader 2 роки тому +1

      At least they update it. After patch 1.5 the series x port is playable. There is slowdowns in the densely populated places but it is nothing major. First time playing through, but I bought it at launch. Did not refund.

    • @JudeTheYoutubePoopersubscribe
      @JudeTheYoutubePoopersubscribe 2 роки тому +1

      I'd say on the current patch it's a very good game. However it took them a year and 9 months just to get to the point where the game is worth playing.

    • @swordsaint9712
      @swordsaint9712 2 роки тому +4

      True, even with all the patches after 1 or two years the game is still not even NEAR to what was promised. The game is now just good enough to justify buying it but other then that, it's still a slightly above average game. A shadow to what was promised. I rather play RDR2 or GOT then this.

  • @VectorVGaming
    @VectorVGaming 3 роки тому +340

    Too much damn cut content, I wanted to experience the Merc quests with Jackie, not go through a 6 month montage in a minute time skip.

    • @adrijenie4105
      @adrijenie4105 3 роки тому +14

      The logic behind this is most people do not finish witcher 3 story. So they cut content so everyone could finish the cyberpunk 2077 main story. this is why Developer should not follow steam statistic to research a game. Dev should think how it will be received by game reviewer instead, since it will drive more positive review..

    • @Azumgi
      @Azumgi 3 роки тому +39

      @@adrijenie4105 that's BS they didn't had time to finish game so they had to cut content If you think that AAA studio is gonna listen to some tweeter stans then you are wrong

    • @tsubrando
      @tsubrando 3 роки тому +22

      @@adrijenie4105 using Telemetry data as a reason or scapegoat to cut content is becoming more of a norm in game development, it never being received well by fans and always resulted in a dissapointment, The Sims 4 did this when they tried to exclude toddler life stages because they said not many people play with them and they received alot of backlash from many players.

    • @ThatTonnatoTenrec
      @ThatTonnatoTenrec 3 роки тому +1

      @@Azumgi The problem with the 'didn't have time' arguement is that they had years, at least 5 they worked on this game, not taking the aparent 8 since annoucment since Witcher 3 was in works. Now yes its clear it needed a year of polish, but its sure more cut than it didn't have time.

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 3 роки тому +9

      With the exception of the graphics and the city design, the game shines only in the story and music department (not even those are actually _that_ breathtaking though, just really good, but that's the kind of quality I'd expect from any AAA publisher), with all the other elements being okay at best and downright twenty years behind at worst.
      It'd be fine if it were like a 2018 announcement or something but an alleged messiah of gaming? Are you shitting me?

  • @nolastname
    @nolastname 3 роки тому +200

    CDPR should have left the principal's office blury, T posing, glitching and backward to reflect the state of the game.

    • @CrazyCracka831
      @CrazyCracka831 3 роки тому +9

      And flying out of the ceiling into space

    • @Rude_Boi
      @Rude_Boi 3 роки тому +8

      They should have came in the office in a wheel chair and ran out and kneeled on the ground until they vanished.

    • @tsogobauggi8721
      @tsogobauggi8721 3 роки тому +1

      "Welcome to Bug City! The City of Glitches!"

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 3 роки тому +1

      I swear to God, some of these bugs look like they were _deliberately_ programmed this way. What line of code has as its purpose making a car go round in circles I ask?!

    • @drawmaster77
      @drawmaster77 3 роки тому

      @@yarpen26 poor AI programming... I suspect the car has a "waypoint" set in the center of the circle, but it can't turn sharp enough so it never reaches the waypoint.

  • @ericspace121
    @ericspace121 3 роки тому +2116

    Joe is stuck in late 2000s youtube and i love him for it.

    • @qjames0077
      @qjames0077 3 роки тому +31

      Me too

    • @sabianrios3747
      @sabianrios3747 3 роки тому +65

      the gmod skit gives it away

    • @kingmasonry
      @kingmasonry 3 роки тому +7

      He reminds me of Jersey shores for some reason.

    • @jaybabe7767
      @jaybabe7767 3 роки тому +53

      I unsubbed a while ago considering he does 1 or 2 reviews every 6 months and now it's all lame discussions with uninteresting view points and uninteresting opinions.

    • @vansharora5859
      @vansharora5859 3 роки тому +308

      @@jaybabe7767 Oh no... anyway

  • @WerterPC
    @WerterPC 24 дні тому +6

    Angry Joe should review this game again, because now Cyberpunk 2077 is pure gold.

  • @KallenMalefic
    @KallenMalefic 3 роки тому +445

    I died in a cut scene.
    I'm not kidding. I was I was. I literally got flatlined in a cut scene.

  • @KizaruB
    @KizaruB 3 роки тому +2299

    13:22 “You tried to put a Band-Aid on a 50 caliber bullet wound”
    I like this analogy

    • @KizaruB
      @KizaruB 3 роки тому +78

      50 calibers don’t make wounds, they make cavities.

    • @thomasrichardson5661
      @thomasrichardson5661 3 роки тому +49

      @@KizaruB 20mm leaves human hamburger

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 3 роки тому +6

      Some wounds will not heal.

    • @Xena_420
      @Xena_420 3 роки тому +9

      @@KizaruB I like that u commented on your own comment 😸

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao yeah this is a great analogy.

  • @joshuarogers5563
    @joshuarogers5563 3 роки тому +372

    When Joe said “fuck, this one hurt!” with that solemn look.....that was a gut punch in itself! We’ve seen him rage.....but to be saddened to this extent....that says volumes!

    • @quaxel77
      @quaxel77 3 роки тому +7

      for real though...

    • @VintageDestroyed
      @VintageDestroyed 3 роки тому +18

      Joe loves the Universe. Hes an Akira Ghost in the Shell Cyberpunk Matrix Neuromancer type dude. Im sure if there was any game he wanted to be the best game ever it was this one.

    • @Satarcon84
      @Satarcon84 3 роки тому +5

      Felt the same way

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @madgamer9068
      @madgamer9068 3 роки тому +3

      Its understandable, to its core its a great experience but absolutely awful decision to put it out in its states.

  • @MorTphyr
    @MorTphyr Місяць тому +6

    After all the updates, and building my first gaming pc. I can safely say cyberpunk 2077 has been one of my best gaming experiences

  • @Tumz_1
    @Tumz_1 3 роки тому +588

    what makes it 10x funnier is that in the apology the co-founder said they never encountered any of the bugs everyone has experienced

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 3 роки тому +18

      I mean I haven't so its possible

    • @MozrowDrops
      @MozrowDrops 3 роки тому +2

      @@deezboyeed6764 PC?

    • @benjaminwilliams2404
      @benjaminwilliams2404 3 роки тому +52

      Wooow what a liar 🤦‍♂️🙏

    • @SalusFuturistics
      @SalusFuturistics 3 роки тому +47

      That's exactly what the People say, who refuse to believe that Corona exists.

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 3 роки тому +8

      @@MozrowDrops yea i7, 16gb ram 1070. Idk maybe I got lucky but I've barely had any glitches besides what you get with every open world game like ocassional texture pop in

  • @philosophyoblivion5941
    @philosophyoblivion5941 3 роки тому +518

    Bruh, i was waiting for this more than the game itself...

  • @volatilelyle5170
    @volatilelyle5170 3 роки тому +242

    He doesn't look angry, just disappointed. I felt that

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 3 роки тому +3

      Welcome to the Sad Joe Show.....

    • @bliglum
      @bliglum 3 роки тому +7

      Story of Cyberpunk's life... Though, it could still pull a No Man's Sky...

    • @ryanalexander8513
      @ryanalexander8513 3 роки тому

      Got to say I don't get the hate. I haven't quite finished the game, but I'm loving it. It hasn't crashed or frozen on me once. There has been the occasional visual glitch, but nothing major. CD projekt red created another incredible immersive world to explore. Of course I have been playing on PC, and If your not, you have no one but yourself to blame.

    • @bloodarmyproductions
      @bloodarmyproductions 3 роки тому +4

      @@ryanalexander8513 Ryan that last sentence is quite fucked up considering not everyone can spends thousands on a computer to play a $60 game nor does that put the consumer at blame. Also the bug WILL progressively get worse the longer you play the game.

    • @coimbra5255
      @coimbra5255 3 роки тому +2

      @@ryanalexander8513 joe addressed comments like yours on his last cyberpunk video.
      He said:”good for you”.

  • @samuelcooper9880
    @samuelcooper9880 3 роки тому +11

    The worst part is that this game had so much potential that is just broken by the games unplayable nature.

  • @VoyagersRevenge
    @VoyagersRevenge 3 роки тому +126

    Us: You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!
    CD Projekt Red: I HATE CHEW!!!!!!!

    • @dr.strangelove6118
      @dr.strangelove6118 3 роки тому +11

      To CDPR: your were my brother I loved you

    • @hildeosland7630
      @hildeosland7630 3 роки тому +5

      😭😭😭😭

    • @808Slush
      @808Slush 3 роки тому +10

      You were my brother cdpr! I loved you :’(

    • @CoolSmoovie
      @CoolSmoovie 3 роки тому +4

      CDPR: moans and screams in agony as they burst into flames

    • @COHOFSohamSengupta
      @COHOFSohamSengupta 3 роки тому +1

      CD project is the most arrogant European devs. Hell there are many amazing European devs like Techland, GSC, Warhorse, Larian. They're humble.
      CD project marketed cyberpunk saying
      "We're gonna show the industry how it's done"
      "Cyberpunk is going to have the highest level of polish"
      Half of the Witcher 3 team left due to poor management & crunch issues.
      They always keep calling out other companies & post certain stuffs on Twitter for publicity

  • @DomTheBomb
    @DomTheBomb 3 роки тому +2985

    When Angry Joe says “You done fucked it up”
    You know you are in for a treat!

    • @ClumsyVash
      @ClumsyVash 3 роки тому +7

      how he also thinks trump is bad? yay a video game "reviewer" if you can even call him that when he takes money from developers talking about other peoples ethics lol loser

    • @surajseepersad7558
      @surajseepersad7558 3 роки тому +8

      Hi bro, long time don't see but I can still remember you from all the love you had for Telltale Walking Dead

    • @jimmyj5703
      @jimmyj5703 3 роки тому +78

      @@ClumsyVash Why are you talking about politics in a game review as if someone actually gives a fuck?

    • @BigCheeseTV
      @BigCheeseTV 3 роки тому +2

      haha yeah deifinitely

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez 3 роки тому +36

      @@ClumsyVash foo shut the fuck up about politics, take that shit elsewhere. We're here for the Cyberpunk review,NOTHING ELSE!

  • @Caydiem
    @Caydiem 3 роки тому +415

    "March"
    *LMAO*
    That's a *very generous* estimate to fix all the bugs this game has, not to mention to re-implement the shitload of missing features and promises they boasted about.

    • @EmanGameplay
      @EmanGameplay 3 роки тому +14

      @@sirsneakybeaky That's even sadder... :(

    • @EmanGameplay
      @EmanGameplay 3 роки тому +51

      ​@@sirsneakybeaky
      "Mods will fix it"
      That is genuinely even sadder than the last statement... :(

    • @JoseG117
      @JoseG117 3 роки тому +1

      @@EmanGameplay Well, honestly with whatever stuff they can come from with this game to at least improve that is gonna be appreciate it, i guess

    • @cosmickeyboard9811
      @cosmickeyboard9811 3 роки тому +10

      Guys not everyone has a pc, mods can't save this game that's up to the devs to do

    • @adamdanielgibson
      @adamdanielgibson 3 роки тому +6

      They should be done with 2077 by March,7,2027

  • @maxdragon9986
    @maxdragon9986 3 роки тому +35

    The game will be finally polished at the year 2077, just be patient bro.

  • @nexiontech935
    @nexiontech935 3 роки тому +563

    CDPR: "we will release it when its ready"
    Bethesta - first time?

    • @DrLynch2009
      @DrLynch2009 3 роки тому +7

      I have NEVER seen Bethesda use that frase.

    • @randomperson6004
      @randomperson6004 3 роки тому +24

      @@DrLynch2009 it's not a bug it's a feature

    • @PCgamer923
      @PCgamer923 3 роки тому +5

      I adopted "I will buy when its ready". If there's outrage like this about a game I want to buy I wait 6 months-2 years till most of the bugs are fixed so I'm not giving money for shitty products and half the time it's on sale for a bunch by then.

    • @wafflingmean4477
      @wafflingmean4477 3 роки тому +3

      It just works.

    • @phaolo6
      @phaolo6 3 роки тому

      @nexion tech
      _You done f**ked up_ reusing those memes

  • @ZbricksShow
    @ZbricksShow 3 роки тому +625

    “You tried to put a bandaid on a fifty-caliber bullet wound”
    This quote perfectly sums up the game’s failed release

    • @noname-md6pw
      @noname-md6pw 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly! CDPR essentially tried to put a bandaid on a .50 cal bullet wound. And that aint gonna do jack shit. Lol

    • @zetanta8490
      @zetanta8490 3 роки тому +5

      @@noname-md6pw captain obvious

    • @blakec7025
      @blakec7025 3 роки тому +1

      Really wasn't that bad.

    • @NoiDGamer
      @NoiDGamer 3 роки тому +1

      sums up America...

    • @noname-md6pw
      @noname-md6pw 3 роки тому

      @@zetanta8490 i was just making it clear.

  • @Justathought81
    @Justathought81 3 роки тому +575

    One thing that i find rather astounding, is the ZERO character customization outside of the CC, like wt-actual-F.
    Not even getting upgrades or cyber gear changes your appearance.

    • @owencother7307
      @owencother7307 3 роки тому +58

      I think the character creation isn't even that good.

    • @CrazyCracka831
      @CrazyCracka831 3 роки тому +41

      You can't change your haircut outside of the character creator. Witcher 3 had that FFS 🤦🏻

    • @SerMattzio
      @SerMattzio 3 роки тому +38

      I was super stoked for the cutscenes when you get your cyberware (which the devs talked about for ages). Then you buy Mantis Blades and it's literally like you ordered a pack of noodles, no animation at all!

    • @CrowofYharnam
      @CrowofYharnam 3 роки тому +3

      @@CrazyCracka831 so because witcher 3 had shit customization means cyberjunk should be the same right...

    • @CrowofYharnam
      @CrowofYharnam 3 роки тому +2

      A very shallow game

  • @shaiuken7150
    @shaiuken7150 2 роки тому +11

    Man the skits with the cool kids table and principle joe are an angry joe certified classic and legendary

  • @Seamus.Harper
    @Seamus.Harper 3 роки тому +140

    "Try some DLC" o_o
    I'll be damned, that actually sounds like a hardcore drug... XD

  • @eggi576
    @eggi576 3 роки тому +266

    The words I never wanted to hear: “YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP!”

    • @CalamityShreds
      @CalamityShreds 3 роки тому +5

      Especially to Cd Projekt Red.

    • @ZeonEons
      @ZeonEons 3 роки тому +1

      Yep but it's a harsh lesson, no matter the company, once money starts being an issue, the game releases, no matter the state its in.
      It's ofc terrible that Cdpr had to follow on from Fallout76 being the other.

    • @anonymeforliberty4387
      @anonymeforliberty4387 3 роки тому +1

      @@ZeonEons Maybe the result of the company being now a public one (owned by shared holders) since 2018? I'm guessing the main reason they didn't push back the release of the game is because if the game released in 2021 instead of 2020, they would have been forced to offer the possibility to refund the game (because the engagement of the preorder is tightened to the game being released in 2020. They would have broken that.), and I believe they had at that point 8 millions of preorders, they didn't want to take that risk and choose the no man sky strategy (which paid off in the end.) to release an unfinished game and ask for forgiveness afterward.
      Now they have the money (they made already at least 100% of profits), so you could say they did the right call. But they lost their credibility, so...was it worth it?
      In the short term, yes. But in long term? My answer would be : When companies are public, long term doesn't exist anymore, share holders just want short term revenue, they rip as much revenue as they can and if it smells funny they move their money elsewhere. They don't want a company to take long terme decisions to preserve its longevity at the cost of profits, they prefer to let the company die as long as they get maximum money in the meantime, because they can place their money into a more profitable company at anytime.

    • @ZeonEons
      @ZeonEons 3 роки тому +1

      @@anonymeforliberty4387 I think in the long term, this does more harm than good.
      Short term profits (pre-orders) and on day purchases through physical & digital. Roughly 13-14mill copies sold. Not sure on how many refunds were issued but they did state they lost the Christmas sales market by a wide margin of projected sales.

    • @palpablehen65
      @palpablehen65 3 роки тому +2

      @@ZeonEons i mean imo at least the game got the story right, it needs to mainly focus on technical issues. Fallout 76 needed to rebuild an entirely new story , and even with the new fallout 76 singleplayer dlc its still above average

  • @Lordxzamasu
    @Lordxzamasu 3 роки тому +198

    I like how joe handled this as if he had fatherly disappointment

    • @skreign
      @skreign 3 роки тому +3

      He was excited for this

    • @DeeDub02
      @DeeDub02 3 роки тому +2

      I've literally just been watching zamasu videos.

  • @jallaionize
    @jallaionize 3 роки тому +24

    Loving this review. Loving the parodies. Loving the deserved criticism.
    Highlight for me though, the opening parody. So well likened to what it felt like.

  • @mikeyspicenj
    @mikeyspicenj 3 роки тому +358

    "You wanna try some DLC?" needs to be a meme.

  • @rafipermana2694
    @rafipermana2694 3 роки тому +198

    "They tried to put a band aid on a 50cal. bullet wound"

  • @eliasshemsu5853
    @eliasshemsu5853 3 роки тому +178

    I really liked what Joe did in the first scene with the cool kids table. It's a brilliant way of showing it.

    • @m.poppins4843
      @m.poppins4843 3 роки тому +3

      I always found these kind of sketches kinda cringe tbh lol.

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo3336
      @iwantsexseemyvideo3336 3 роки тому

      🐞🛑

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 3 роки тому +11

      @@m.poppins4843 yeah but this one gets the point across really well

    • @Cyberglyph
      @Cyberglyph 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I always skip the skits and go straight to the review. I kinda wish he would not do the skits and get to the meat of the review. But I get it, trying to up the production value. Its a AJ trademark. Good video anyway.

  • @originalgaming1663
    @originalgaming1663 2 роки тому +8

    AJ, I think you need to address the current positive review bomb of this game. We can't have people being misled thinking that just because they fixed a few bugs that it is all of a sudden a good game and that the way they've handled this game is acceptable.

  • @adammanker2363
    @adammanker2363 3 роки тому +783

    “You wanna try some dlc?” 😂

    • @rumuelnathanael8043
      @rumuelnathanael8043 3 роки тому +23

      Aka drugs which are true. DLC and Mtx are bad habit af.

    • @zerozone3968
      @zerozone3968 3 роки тому +12

      My mom told me to not talk to people like you

    • @adammanker2363
      @adammanker2363 3 роки тому +3

      @@zerozone3968 aye just say no 😂

    • @robertmckavanagh6730
      @robertmckavanagh6730 3 роки тому +6

      no you want to go home and rethink your life

    • @macmiller9510
      @macmiller9510 3 роки тому +1

      Is the meaning of the dlc is drugs ? Lol

  • @jarrettmccarver3354
    @jarrettmccarver3354 3 роки тому +493

    “Fuck man...this one hurt” you could feel the pain in his voice

  • @isakisak9989
    @isakisak9989 3 роки тому +321

    The way he just leaps of a building extending his mantis blades, is full of the *exaggerated swagger* of a cybernetically enhanced black teen.
    10/10 gamespot

    • @chaddwickfincher5835
      @chaddwickfincher5835 3 роки тому +10

      Oh god not that review.

    • @RogueFox2185
      @RogueFox2185 3 роки тому +11

      “Gives me goosebumps every time he does it.”

    • @101mylo
      @101mylo 3 роки тому +6

      Did they actually say that? Please be joking

    • @shmekelfreckles8157
      @shmekelfreckles8157 3 роки тому +6

      @@101mylo it was a Miles Morales review.

    • @alexanderm3504
      @alexanderm3504 3 роки тому +5

      That dude said that in the most gay tone lol I think he came in his pants saying that 😂🤣

  • @goofysmp
    @goofysmp Рік тому +37

    Would love him to replay the game now and re-review it

    • @alexvalin9085
      @alexvalin9085 11 місяців тому +1

      hes missing out, i think they would give it 9/`0 atleast

    • @MikoYotsuya292
      @MikoYotsuya292 10 місяців тому +8

      The game has indeed improved, but was fair to give a review just few days after its release

  • @Rubhen925
    @Rubhen925 3 роки тому +7520

    omg those shiny balls.... i can't ever remove that image out of my head....

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 3 роки тому +170

      Why would you want to, though?

    • @Rubhen925
      @Rubhen925 3 роки тому +137

      @@vidmasterK1 OJ's smiles and shiny balls...... nightmare fuel lol.

    • @crohnotriggered
      @crohnotriggered 3 роки тому +279

      dude, those thighs. OJ doesn't skip leg day.

    • @roof1975
      @roof1975 3 роки тому +13

      Found ya lol

    • @mattoattacko
      @mattoattacko 3 роки тому +125

      Let's all take a second to appreciate how much OJ can probably squat with dem quads

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 3 роки тому +526

    _"Did EA give this to you?"_
    lol.

    • @qualitycontent9343
      @qualitycontent9343 3 роки тому +13

      I love how oj is always potraying a villan or bad example

    • @brandonmuse5532
      @brandonmuse5532 3 роки тому +2

      🤪🤣😂😅😆

    • @KaiKrimson56
      @KaiKrimson56 3 роки тому +5

      @@qualitycontent9343 I find it funny how they use OJ for manservice jokes. I still die of laughter when he shows up as Mr. Libido in the Yakuza 0 review.

  • @jamiestevens3074
    @jamiestevens3074 3 роки тому +684

    I’m so glad I never bought into the hype. Their marketing was awful IMO. It was basically “lol we have keanu reeves”

  • @PhantomSolaris
    @PhantomSolaris 3 роки тому +12

    It's been 10 months...love the game but many of the bugs are still here. The rendering delay, NPCs doing weird poses, had my car go through the map. I really hope it all gets patched and the cut content gets put in because this is such an awesome game in terms of the look, story and characters.

    • @genericusername4579
      @genericusername4579 2 роки тому

      I doubt any of the bugs will ever get fixed as CDPR know full well that they have plenty of apologists and simps like Yongyea who will defend them at all times. It's been ages and they STILL haven't stopped the NPC's being ghosts that u can walk thru, the insanely bad levels of texture pop-in, ability to b able to buy a better apartment than the shitty place u get the whole game, oh but don't worry, CDPR were so very generous and gave us an alternative look for Johnny, two jackets and another car to buy. Cuz that is TOTALLY what ppl wanted isn't it? Not an RPG but free clothes and another car 2 buy

    • @Z-Mikes00
      @Z-Mikes00 2 роки тому

      @@genericusername4579 well the next gen update certainly gave us all that

  • @pngts.g
    @pngts.g 3 роки тому +446

    "Console AY launch"
    So bugged that even the verdict is bugged.

    • @FranzKamikaze
      @FranzKamikaze 3 роки тому +18

      "AY" in spanish is an interjection used to express surprise or pain... so it kinda fits

    • @sloma111
      @sloma111 3 роки тому +6

      Ay ay ay.... A rrriba.

    • @conort8002
      @conort8002 3 роки тому +1

      AYAYA YAI

    • @papazoulou9326
      @papazoulou9326 3 роки тому +1

      @@sloma111 I heard this once, either in a vidyagame or a TV series. Now I ain't gonn sleep foe 6 hours

    • @fortyforfree
      @fortyforfree 3 роки тому +2

      @@papazoulou9326 the mouse cartoon. Speedy Gonzales

  • @trpaccount553
    @trpaccount553 3 роки тому +275

    Didn’t the fact that cd project red wouldn’t let people show their own footage show that something was wrong? Assassins creed Valhalla had gameplay out months before release.

    • @marianopena7872
      @marianopena7872 3 роки тому +47

      Yup. Reviewers weren't allowed to show their own footage, nor did they handout any console review codes until a day before release.
      Another red flag (for me at least) was CDPR only showing gameplay from high-powered PCS and not older generation consoles. You know, where most of the playerbase would be.

    • @stevebuscemi3622
      @stevebuscemi3622 3 роки тому +21

      Tfw ubisoft has a better release than the glorified CD Project red

    • @balrok9959
      @balrok9959 3 роки тому +19

      @@stevebuscemi3622 Yeah Valhalla had good release where it only takes 1 or 2 patches to fix stealth issues and balance combat s bit more but hell. Game was released in very good state.

    • @blastofo
      @blastofo 3 роки тому +4

      Valhalla is such a better game. But Cyberpunk sold more copies because of hype.

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 3 роки тому +2

      @@blastofo Valhalla is only saved because of Darby Mcdevitt's excellent writing and Ashraf Ismail's talent in game design. Ubisoft still rushed Valhalla's release because it really did just had 2 years of development.

  • @winstonho0805c
    @winstonho0805c 3 роки тому +154

    Speaking as an educator, I wish I could walk up to some kid and say "You done f****ed it up!"

    • @sagetheassassin3192
      @sagetheassassin3192 3 роки тому +10

      Dew it

    • @XxHizzyxX
      @XxHizzyxX 3 роки тому +3

      They'll respect you for it.

    • @sshaunss
      @sshaunss 3 роки тому +2

      You probably should instead of this participation trophy bullshit

  • @adkn
    @adkn 2 роки тому +3

    Right now its 2 June 2022. 1 year and 6 months passed by. Current Patch is 1.52. And still this game has bugs, though not the completely game breaking bugs, they do exits. So far in my 12 hours gameplay, bugs I came across are walking animation bugs, sometimes in cutscenes, person is moving while in animation he is sitting on chair. And other bug is when I open map, after closing, it, whole screen is white glowing for few secs, slowly fading to normal. Right now these are the only ones I came across.
    Game running on PC, Ryzen 3800X, RTX 3060, 32GB ram.

  • @woblier
    @woblier 3 роки тому +365

    Thats why i buy games 2 years after relese, when they are "ready"... and at half price with all dlc included...

    • @Bloodhoven
      @Bloodhoven 3 роки тому +9

      sometimes even at 33, 25 or even 20% of the price

    • @woblier
      @woblier 3 роки тому +4

      @@Bloodhoven isn't cp2077 at up to -40% in most places already in Usa?

    • @Bloodhoven
      @Bloodhoven 3 роки тому +2

      @@woblier not in the legal shops.
      if we are talking illegal and/or "grey area" shops, than your comment makes even less sense, since i've never seen a game there, that was **only** 50% reduced after 2 years.

    • @palasta
      @palasta 3 роки тому +4

      It's still going to be trash no matter at what time and price a stamp of approval is given. If you gonna eat the trash they serve you, you deserve they have fed you. At release or after years of rotting.

    • @Bloodhoven
      @Bloodhoven 3 роки тому +18

      @@palasta
      calm down, mate.

  • @JDRoss716
    @JDRoss716 3 роки тому +276

    “This one hurt.”
    Exactly how I felt after playing.

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 3 роки тому +4

      After making a classic like Witcher 3, people would have waited for another two years for this game to be ready.
      ...not saying we wouldn't be grumbling, though 😅

    • @josh77577
      @josh77577 3 роки тому +3

      @@jdunnatl cdpr was getting death threats from their last delay lmao

    • @flopster8139
      @flopster8139 3 роки тому +4

      @@josh77577 they didn’t care, or at least the higher ups didn’t. All they cared about was releasing it during the holidays because of pressure from shareholders.

    • @crisiumhd8956
      @crisiumhd8956 3 роки тому +5

      @@flopster8139 Exactly they were pushed by investors. Many of missing features of the game are in files, but they are simply "turned off" probably because they weren't finished on time.

    • @jos9072
      @jos9072 3 роки тому +2

      I uninstalled the game in the begin. What an embarrassment🤨

  • @JaydevRaol
    @JaydevRaol 3 роки тому +378

    Lol! That intro skit with the bad "kids" EA, Activision and Bethesda was tragically hilarious 😂

    • @hydaralmaliki7784
      @hydaralmaliki7784 3 роки тому +30

      “Ooo here’s this one! This one is called a live-service drug! You don’t have to finish it, you could just do it later!” Lol.

    • @varunkapur5640
      @varunkapur5640 3 роки тому +4

      Seriously! I was laughing my ass off the whole way 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MHDsniper
      @MHDsniper 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, but Ubisoft are missing

    • @roguescorner9042
      @roguescorner9042 3 роки тому +11

      And to think Bethesda was once in CD Projekt Red's position in that skit.

    • @roguescorner9042
      @roguescorner9042 3 роки тому +12

      @@MHDsniper Ubisoft got expelled from the school.

  • @maxslender4668
    @maxslender4668 Рік тому +5

    At least the witcher 3 had recommended levels for each quest but this game gives you nothing. And it's supposed to be an rpg. The only time the boxing matches become easy is when you hit the max level AND pick all of the relevant perks for it, plus the gorilla arms. But the game doesn't tell you this. It's so dumb it gives you the boxing match questline almost right after the prologue when you're inevitably going to be a really low level. And inevitably going to get wrecked.

  • @gyderian9435
    @gyderian9435 3 роки тому +346

    "Coming when it's ready" - Greatest joke of the decade.

    • @xiiixiii337
      @xiiixiii337 3 роки тому +5

      Nah man, "how the fuck he text so fast" ..."Goro, he has four arms" the MK joke cracked me up

    • @indiexanna
      @indiexanna 3 роки тому +10

      CDPR : "Coming when it's ready"
      CDPR : *releases Cyberpunk when it's not ready
      Keanu : "WHY DO YOU COME?" *electric music

    • @RyuuJinLee
      @RyuuJinLee 3 роки тому +2

      I disagree, the greatest joke was ”it just works!"

    • @ramonosuke
      @ramonosuke 3 роки тому +3

      Naw, greatest Joke has got to be Biden winning the election legitimately for me

    • @emulation2369
      @emulation2369 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe it was "cuming? “🤔

  • @ENGRtube
    @ENGRtube 3 роки тому +273

    "You done fucked it up" will NEVER be old.

    • @boi9842
      @boi9842 3 роки тому +1

      he gave Cyberpunk 2077 PC version a 6/10, same rating as The last of us 2. The last of us 2 is one of the worst games of all time, while Cyberpunk is one of the best games of this year. He only did that because TLOS2 has SJW stuff in there that leftists like angry joe loves and he hates Cyberpunk because Cyberpunk is very anti-sjw. Why do you still support this youtuber ?

    • @noammo7455
      @noammo7455 3 роки тому +2

      @@boi9842 this is the dumbest comment I've ever seen in my life. Last of us 2 wasnt a 10 but it was still a fairly good game. Gameplay was very fun, graphics were great. Only thing that sucked was some of the story.

    • @boi9842
      @boi9842 3 роки тому +1

      @@noammo7455 do you think Cyberpunk is as bad as TLOS2 ? angry joe is a entitled leftist, just go to his twitter and you'll see all kinds of rants against Trump. And btw Cyberpunk is miles better than TLos2

    • @ououkuaipao
      @ououkuaipao 3 роки тому

      @@boi9842 hey fishman

    • @ououkuaipao
      @ououkuaipao 3 роки тому

      @@boi9842Well story of tlou2 sux balls and 2077 sux at every inch of technical issues. I dont want to play tlou2 bec story sux, I don't want to play 2077 bec I run into bugs and have to reload goddamned every 5 min. So the rating doesn't conflict from each other.

  • @zuriyel5368
    @zuriyel5368 3 роки тому +307

    Now I know how Obi-Wan felt in Revenge of the Sith.

    • @ryantheasianguy_
      @ryantheasianguy_ 3 роки тому +5

      Too soon :(

    • @ritawant1033
      @ritawant1033 3 роки тому

      ჯდ

    • @Chilling_Charizard
      @Chilling_Charizard 3 роки тому

      Let’s hope the sequel will be our Luke.

    • @Deathpool_04
      @Deathpool_04 3 роки тому +1

      Hopefully it could fucking redeem itself by fixing the damn game. Lol

    • @yoshitsune5691
      @yoshitsune5691 3 роки тому

      Omg that’s exactly the best way to sum up how I feel about this game. I must be strong in the force my dude 😂

  • @drew_blanco_
    @drew_blanco_ 3 роки тому +58

    Man this still makes me hysterically laugh dude. You guys seriously make some of the best content out there lol

  • @santi3991
    @santi3991 3 роки тому +444

    "There's no second first impressions"

    • @kangriad7564
      @kangriad7564 3 роки тому +22

      The exact quote from the “Sword of destiny” book is: “There’s never a second opportunity to make a first impression”.

    • @sideswipe1261
      @sideswipe1261 3 роки тому +3

      Whiskey disagrees.

    • @bryanbruebaker1507
      @bryanbruebaker1507 3 роки тому +1

      I guess I lucked out and waiting for if they ever fix this game. Whiskey comment is A1!

  • @pfcsakaria
    @pfcsakaria 3 роки тому +383

    "Did EA give this to you?" I lost it 🤣🤣

  • @styxzero1675
    @styxzero1675 3 роки тому +510

    How to lose all your reputation in one game release - Feat Cd Project Red

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo 3 роки тому +35

      Bethesda - Hey! thats my song!

    • @aiden395
      @aiden395 3 роки тому +3

      @@Jack1994hoo no bethesda didnt lose reputation

    • @negrura121302
      @negrura121302 3 роки тому

      R*:we already did that!!

    • @TriAzF
      @TriAzF 3 роки тому +7

      @@negrura121302 I may have missed something but what did Rockstar do to lose their reputation?

    • @TriAzF
      @TriAzF 3 роки тому +4

      @FERMIN DEL ANGEL CARRILLO CHAVEZ I mean I can somewhat agree. I still feel like having all their updates for GTA Online be free pretty decent and they haven’t really lost their reputation as most people still like them. Most people are annoyed their still updating GTA Online instead of working on a new GTA but that isn’t really Rockstar’s fault. It’s more Take Two’s since they aren’t allowing Rockstar to abandon GTA Online thanks to shark cards. But yeah I agree their online games have gone quite far and stale but I don’t feel they’ve lost their reputation since most people still like them.

  • @tymarshy5575
    @tymarshy5575 3 роки тому +6

    For a company who put so much love and attention to detail into Witcher 3 I was expecting so much especially loving anything cyberpunk. But instead they rushed it out so far away from being ready. Could have been a game for the ages.

  • @audreyh2009
    @audreyh2009 3 роки тому +474

    "Godzilla is approaching the generator"
    "He's a man, not a god."
    "Sample obtained!"
    "Place your joycon down on its side."
    "You wanna buy a car???"

  • @aquulei3193
    @aquulei3193 3 роки тому +267

    "You tried to put a Band-aid on a 50 caliber bullet wound." sums it up perfectly! = /

  • @revolverocelot1380
    @revolverocelot1380 3 роки тому +235

    OJ once again showing his legendary acting skills.

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco 3 роки тому +9

      Bet he loved acting as the censors for the sex scene.

    • @revolverocelot1380
      @revolverocelot1380 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheCommanderTaco Only a master can express so much in such a role. OJ is too good.

    • @molin1310
      @molin1310 3 роки тому +3

      best actor of his generation. what a beast. he was robbed last year, at the Oscars.

    • @saininj
      @saininj 3 роки тому +3

      OJ is a national treasure and must be protected at all cost.

  • @hejhejsa9874
    @hejhejsa9874 2 роки тому +9

    9:10 hits different now ;((