Fallout 76 Angry Review

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  • @MrSteve933
    @MrSteve933 6 років тому +9160

    Fallout 3: Where's my dad
    Fallout 4: Where's my son
    Fallout 76: Where's my refund

    • @CHURCHISAWESUM
      @CHURCHISAWESUM 6 років тому +418

      New Vegas: Where's that slimy bastard who shot me?

    • @nobodyinparticular8142
      @nobodyinparticular8142 6 років тому +281

      Fallout 2 : Where's the money Lebowski

    • @kula_lala739
      @kula_lala739 6 років тому +221

      Fallout 5: Where's the Money Todd

    • @jackm552
      @jackm552 6 років тому +102

      Fallout tactics:wheres the confirmed lore

    • @frost_d_jageryt4333
      @frost_d_jageryt4333 6 років тому +31

      @@nobodyinparticular8142 Where's the fucking money shithead?!

  • @buddhamack1491
    @buddhamack1491 6 років тому +19501

    Didn't even buy the game and I feel like I deserve a refund

    • @lailaoneill169
      @lailaoneill169 6 років тому +540

      I thought I was the only one, these corps are deceptive rats.

    • @Morashtak
      @Morashtak 6 років тому +149

      Bought FO3 and FNV on sale this weekend to protest how far the franchise has fallen.
      Beth needs to apologize for this and deliver ES6 and F05 on a new engine with new ideas and polished AI.

    • @moistseacat5356
      @moistseacat5356 6 років тому +100

      They won't let me refund the $80 version even though I have less than 2 hours played, because if you as much as downloaded the game, you cannot refund it, because that cancels your right to a refund...starting to see why they didn't want to release on steam.

    • @Kenzo411able
      @Kenzo411able 6 років тому +114

      @Daniel Cottle No. Seeing how they fucked up Fallout 4 and 76, what makes you hopeful about ES6? I bet it's gonna be a Skyrim reskin

    • @SnorpMan
      @SnorpMan 6 років тому +7

      Buddha Mack same XD

  • @britbloc123
    @britbloc123 6 років тому +4180

    Fallout 3: Where's my dad?
    Fallout NV: Where's my killer?
    Fallout 4: Where's my son?
    Fallout 76: Where's my refund?

    • @ennoohupiukko5867
      @ennoohupiukko5867 6 років тому +23

      exactily

    • @GameMaker3_5
      @GameMaker3_5 6 років тому +129

      Fallout 1: Where's my chip
      Fallout 2: where's my G.E.C.K

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 6 років тому +34

      Where a original joke

    • @daniela4738
      @daniela4738 6 років тому +35

      Where's my original joke?

    • @eggmeme9924
      @eggmeme9924 6 років тому +57

      Now THATS a meme I’ve seen 76 times.

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi 3 роки тому +840

    "16x the detail" part gets me everytime 😂

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 2 роки тому +7

      It's actually only 4x at best because it's 4^2.

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 Рік тому +15

      And again in 'Star'field. ''SiX-teEn timesss'' the loading screens when you fly out or into a planet.
      The man's arrogance is the only detail we'll be seeing. 😂

    • @SpicyPunkRockerOfficial
      @SpicyPunkRockerOfficial Рік тому +11

      It just works

    • @mmww_
      @mmww_ Рік тому +8

      @@netweed09 also 'its time to upgrade your pc'

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 Рік тому +3

      @@mmww_ Ikr? 😄

  • @AlphaQHard
    @AlphaQHard 5 років тому +4074

    “16 times the detail”
    So we’re multiplying by zero.

    • @radumacsim3700
      @radumacsim3700 5 років тому +229

      To be fair, Todds words were "It allows us to have 16x the detail". He never actually said this shit had 16x the detail. Loophole.

    • @Vinfeil
      @Vinfeil 5 років тому +44

      well played

    • @jelenajankovic9546
      @jelenajankovic9546 5 років тому +65

      We're multiplying a negative with a positive.

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 5 років тому +30

      MATH DOESNT WORK THAT WAY!!

    • @llllllblodllllll
      @llllllblodllllll 5 років тому +48

      @@radumacsim3700 "It allows _'us'_ to have 16x the detail." Not you!

  • @garrysidhu3829
    @garrysidhu3829 5 років тому +2445

    “I read on the internet that there is a game in our bugs.”

    • @Cylius.
      @Cylius. 5 років тому +41

      I read that to but I just can't see it...

    • @bentsze3033
      @bentsze3033 5 років тому +25

      Well they clearly weren't looking for them

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 5 років тому +8

      Börtöntöltelék looking for what? There’s only the bugs XD

    • @supremehare9893
      @supremehare9893 5 років тому +19

      My god.... FIX IT NOW
      *50GB patch

    • @27OO91
      @27OO91 5 років тому +8

      You did you reddit, so its true

  • @g4logic887
    @g4logic887 6 років тому +1521

    Fallout 3: *Where's my dad?*
    Fallout 4: *Where's my son?*
    Fallout 76: *Where's my story??*

    • @rhyss4761
      @rhyss4761 6 років тому +147

      Me: where's my money?

    • @saanesswithabadtom7291
      @saanesswithabadtom7291 6 років тому +14

      @@rhyss4761 that is Fallout New Vegas XD

    • @lorddrago2162
      @lorddrago2162 6 років тому +11

      You know I think I'd rather play Battlefield 5 to play this game

    • @lorddrago2162
      @lorddrago2162 6 років тому +1

      It's anchor brother hang out with the transgender tanks to play this game

    • @YLS8763
      @YLS8763 6 років тому +27

      Edit: Fallout 4: “Where’s my roleplaying elements?”
      Fallout 76: “Where’s my soul?”

  • @malcolmmorin
    @malcolmmorin Рік тому +371

    Angry Joe: "And I NEVER, never want to see them pull something like this again."
    Bethesda: Don't care, have Starfield, fuck you.

    • @ApatheticGod0
      @ApatheticGod0 11 місяців тому +17

      That’s what happens when people pay. Ultimately reviews don’t matter, only the almighty dollah

    • @AquDrIFT
      @AquDrIFT 10 місяців тому +3

      Bethesda: 12:48

    • @MATIKAINEN100
      @MATIKAINEN100 10 місяців тому +1

      this game is good,atlantic city is great dlc

    • @Arska694
      @Arska694 10 місяців тому

      @@MATIKAINEN100 suksi kuuseen

    • @JuanDiegoCorreaQuintero-ss1pd
      @JuanDiegoCorreaQuintero-ss1pd 9 місяців тому +7

      ​​@@MATIKAINEN100regardless of how good you think it is, it's not better than Skyrim or Fallout 4. That makes it an unacceptable game and a total embarrassment from Bethesda

  • @Mr.Axolotl13
    @Mr.Axolotl13 4 роки тому +2643

    Todd: " youll never even see a server when you play"
    ... thats because they all crash

    • @SoldMySoul45
      @SoldMySoul45 4 роки тому +52

      Or you’re stuck in a never ending loading screen before you can even get into the server lmao.

    • @jaydenhackett8521
      @jaydenhackett8521 4 роки тому +5

      I get in a server in 5 seconds

    • @mouseburger4183
      @mouseburger4183 4 роки тому +15

      @@jaydenhackett8521 notice your comment its like a year after the release

    • @jaydenhackett8521
      @jaydenhackett8521 4 роки тому

      @@mouseburger4183 What I meant was I remember getting the game after a week of it's release and remembering the time to get in a server was 5 to 10 seconds

    • @mouseburger4183
      @mouseburger4183 4 роки тому +11

      @@jaydenhackett8521 well shit your lucky I had to wait like 20mins

  • @reika542
    @reika542 5 років тому +2791

    Fallout 3: Angry child looking for their father.
    Fallout NV: Angry mailman looking for their killer
    Fallout 4: Angry parent looking for their son.
    Fallout 76: Angry customer looking for their money back.

    • @vickknewzeus7443
      @vickknewzeus7443 5 років тому +8

      Chinala 😂😂😂

    • @vitoscaletta9828
      @vitoscaletta9828 5 років тому +33

      Change fallout 4 to angry parent cause you can play as a female as well

    • @joeneal4373
      @joeneal4373 5 років тому +31

      @@vitoscaletta9828 god damn feminist

    • @vitoscaletta9828
      @vitoscaletta9828 5 років тому +22

      JOE Neal how is that even being femenazi? Lmao I bet you don’t know the first thing about feminism

    • @joeneal4373
      @joeneal4373 5 років тому +25

      @@vitoscaletta9828 r/woooosh

  • @mars7357
    @mars7357 5 років тому +3007

    "16 times the refunds"

  • @speedgriffon2504
    @speedgriffon2504 Рік тому +265

    I remember one of Howard's underlings defending the no-NPCs thing, suggesting that players should adopt trades in the game. The example he gave was to take up food crafting and learn how to cook a healing steak better than anyone else, then sell that steak! That a company like Bethesda actually thought this was what gamers wanted -- to roleplay as manual laborers in real-time -- astonishes me to this day.

    • @prpunkskater1
      @prpunkskater1 Рік тому +5

      isnt this the model for Pax Dei? no NPCs you get quests from notes and items from the world and the economy is player driven....

    • @speedgriffon2504
      @speedgriffon2504 Рік тому +16

      @@prpunkskater1 I honestly couldn’t say; I haven’t heard of that game.

    • @SmittyWJManJensen
      @SmittyWJManJensen Рік тому +32

      Playing a storyless rpg already feels like manual labor. Unless you like listening to holotapes and talking to the few npcs in the game, the lore is basically dead.

    • @waltlock8805
      @waltlock8805 Рік тому +8

      There are games that have done that and done it pretty well: Star Wars Galaxies and Everquest 2 come to mind.
      Unfortunately, Bethesda did not learn any of the lessons from those games and just went with "no content as a feature."

    • @jeremydandeneau7704
      @jeremydandeneau7704 Рік тому +6

      Here’s the thing: games CAN make everyday mundane tasks a bunch of fun. Crafting can be fun, farming can be fun, cooking can be fun! It’s all in how the developer spices it up! But at least in a game like 76, that special spice is not present.

  • @laalki80
    @laalki80 6 років тому +1968

    Never ever pre-order any game. That's how this is fixed.

    • @shawnsowers4063
      @shawnsowers4063 6 років тому +36

      laalki80 Except Super Smash Bros. Ultimate of course😁

    • @editthemadparts1913
      @editthemadparts1913 6 років тому +18

      It’s a risk for sure, but i preordered red dead a few days before release just so I could have it downloaded. Preorders are not the problem.

    • @micahvalentine4878
      @micahvalentine4878 6 років тому +14

      Thats not going to fix the shitty game LMAO.

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 6 років тому +10

      No its good to preorder but never completely pay it off. Gamestop gives you the ability to transfer the money spent on a pre-ordered game to another purchase if you like. That's what I do. If I see a game I like, I pre-order it, wait a few days after its release to hear some reviews and if its good, I finish it off. If not, I put money down onto another game or buy something else with the credit

    • @ragzaugustus
      @ragzaugustus 6 років тому +53

      Nope, no games at all, none, nothing zero zip.

  • @PulpChristian
    @PulpChristian 6 років тому +759

    Fallout 3: Where's my dad?
    Fallout 4: Where's my son?
    Fallout 76: Where's my canvas bag?

    • @danny_fas7
      @danny_fas7 6 років тому +54

      Or Fallout 76: Where's my refund?

    • @PulpChristian
      @PulpChristian 6 років тому +2

      @@danny_fas7 always a classic one too

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 6 років тому +3

      Fallout 76: Where is my content? Why am I falling through the ground? What do you mean disconnected from the server?

    • @chad6846
      @chad6846 6 років тому +1

      PulpChristian fallout incredibles: wheres my super suit?

    • @mal.mp4
      @mal.mp4 6 років тому +1

      Or Fallout 76: Where's the quests?

  • @OsynchrO
    @OsynchrO 5 років тому +3463

    I just want to see this again, now that this costs 100 dollars a year

    • @OnlySuzu
      @OnlySuzu 5 років тому +149

      Literally nothing positive has come out for this game since launch

    • @tionalkcore
      @tionalkcore 5 років тому +25

      Haha same reason I’m back again!

    • @M4li4
      @M4li4 5 років тому +56

      FOR FUCKING BLUUUUUE

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 5 років тому +5

      right lmao

    • @tommybull6578
      @tommybull6578 5 років тому +5

      🤣 me to!!

  • @ZachisSublime
    @ZachisSublime 2 роки тому +244

    Every time Joe says "TELL YOUR MOM TO SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO PLAY FALLLLOUUUUUUUUT" I fucking cry laughing

  • @deez678
    @deez678 5 років тому +386

    Fallout: Where's the water chip?
    Fallout 2: where's the G.E.C.K?
    Fallout 3: Where's dad?
    Fallout NV: Where's Benny?
    Fallout 4: where's my son?
    Fallout 76: where's my fun?

  • @DrJayPlays
    @DrJayPlays 6 років тому +709

    *Fallout 76% Off*
    *Fallout 76% Unfinished*
    *Fallout 76% Player Base Gone*
    *Fallout 76% Gimmemydamnmoneybackyoufrauds*

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 6 років тому +13

      More like 100%.

    • @sii2420
      @sii2420 6 років тому +3

      76% no Canvas Bag

    • @RazRikimaru122
      @RazRikimaru122 6 років тому +3

      You don't deserve your money back, sorry, you bought into it.

    • @NibblerPDX
      @NibblerPDX 6 років тому +5

      @@RazRikimaru122 Well, good thing you don't have a say in anything. We have laws for a reason.

    • @cameron3848
      @cameron3848 6 років тому +2

      Fallout 76% disapproval rate

  • @obsidian115
    @obsidian115 6 років тому +2811

    Hey modders! There's another Bethesda game that needs to be fixed. I'll mark it on your map.

    • @AnakinFury
      @AnakinFury 6 років тому +138

      Icarus Preston screaming: “ another community needs your help.”

    • @logacoolxtreme
      @logacoolxtreme 6 років тому +104

      modder here, we won't be able to until at the very least december 2019.

    • @TheDyingScotsman
      @TheDyingScotsman 6 років тому +80

      Not even worth modding it

    • @yumiko579
      @yumiko579 6 років тому +10

      you deserve more likes, this comment is epically histerical

    • @privatelisting366
      @privatelisting366 6 років тому +20

      This is part and parcel to progressive culture, get used to broken games! Games ready at launch is misogynistic!

  • @danielvelker619
    @danielvelker619 3 роки тому +197

    The greatest trick Todd Howard ever pulled was convincing the world that “it just works.”

    • @KBreezy_
      @KBreezy_ Рік тому +9

      One hell of a salesman lmao

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 Рік тому +6

      Totally brainwashed _everybody_ in Starfield now too. History repeating itself is , scary!
      ''Pushing the boundaries of Immersion'' ~ You get a loading screen _every time_ you fly out or into a planet, lol! 🤦‍♂😂

    • @GoCrazy69
      @GoCrazy69 Рік тому +5

      ⁠@@netweed09”They’ll fall for it every time 😉”
      Todd :)

  • @HorribleNimbo
    @HorribleNimbo 6 років тому +26099

    This 40 min review was more fun than the whole fallout 76 game

    • @foulXD
      @foulXD 6 років тому +641

      This game and the news that TES 6 will use the same engine just fucking raped and brutally killed my hype and interrest in Starfield and TES6.

    • @Whistler112
      @Whistler112 6 років тому +60

      Fucking aye haha

    • @GameBreakerCura
      @GameBreakerCura 6 років тому +79

      @@foulXD Sadly same here...

    • @thegreenguy3030
      @thegreenguy3030 6 років тому +11

      lol

    • @foulXD
      @foulXD 6 років тому +91

      @@GameBreakerCura dude, im sad too. I hoped that this game could be a cool multiplayer game were you can have fun with your friends. But this is just fucking trash.

  • @BeaksYT
    @BeaksYT 6 років тому +8866

    Scared for Elder Scrolls 6 now..

    • @simonaiello2349
      @simonaiello2349 6 років тому +1009

      You are right to be scared. It has already been confirmed that they are once again using the exact same engine from Skyrim, meaning shitty graphics, bugs, and terrible performance issues. And judging from the laziness they showed with making this game, I'm sure there won't be any improvements to the engine. The fact that the community put more effort into fixing their games than Bethesda themselves is a joke.

    • @justAchanneification
      @justAchanneification 6 років тому +74

      @@simonaiello2349 I thought they said when they revealed it they were using a new engine?

    • @matrixtrollmarine
      @matrixtrollmarine 6 років тому +223

      @@simonaiello2349 skyrim at least could be considered more or less decent but at this point i can assume that graphics will be the least of our worries..

    • @monke5403
      @monke5403 6 років тому +123

      Mr Wizzykin I’m not saying you’re wrong because it’s an opinion obviously, but what do you think is wrong with oblivion and Skyrim?

    • @inspiron1552
      @inspiron1552 6 років тому +79

      yes! Whats next? No skyrim spells for elder scrolls 6 or no Nord's or something? I can't believe Bethesda killed one of the coolest franchises ever! Fallout series is dead now...

  • @097slicknick
    @097slicknick 6 років тому +846

    I hate when people say “it’s more fun with friends”
    I can take a dump in the woods and still have a good time if I take the right friends. Just saying.

    • @mikesmith145
      @mikesmith145 6 років тому +122

      097slicknick you promised to never mention that moment wtf man

    • @moneycounter1076
      @moneycounter1076 6 років тому +1

      No

    • @jknightt2469
      @jknightt2469 6 років тому +20

      @@moneycounter1076 anythings fun as shit with the right friends

    • @koolaiddude7685894
      @koolaiddude7685894 6 років тому +19

      I am stealing this quote lmao. The truth is so real

    • @monomio8784
      @monomio8784 6 років тому

      I don't know about that, chief.

  • @joedanger88
    @joedanger88 2 роки тому +334

    I finally picked up this game last month on sale for $9.99. Four years later and this review is still 100% spot on.

    • @MrJakethegreat
      @MrJakethegreat 2 роки тому +10

      🧢

    • @emily1
      @emily1 2 роки тому +30

      I like how I can still get up the nuclear codes for this week

    • @someonelikejaden
      @someonelikejaden 2 роки тому +7

      @@emily1 are they the same or did Bethesda figure out how to change them?

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 2 роки тому +26

      Why.
      Why did you get this game?
      What purpose did you giving Bethesda money for this game serve?
      I know that purpose isnt "to enjoy this game."

    • @koppsr
      @koppsr 2 роки тому +21

      I planned to buy this game fir my husband who's a huge New Vegas fan. But fortunately I watched the reviews before that . Never been so glad to have dodged a bullet since.

  • @pedroteixeira1823
    @pedroteixeira1823 6 років тому +1330

    Tod Howard:
    Speech: 100
    Barter:100
    Karma: Very Evil
    Science: 0

    • @sleepychicken6185
      @sleepychicken6185 6 років тому +108

      Todd Howard :
      S : 1
      P : 4
      E : 3
      C: 10
      I : 1
      A: 2
      L : 1
      Edit :
      Todd Howard : [Speech 100] It Just Works!

    • @gobxo
      @gobxo 6 років тому +42

      @@sleepychicken6185 It has 16 times the detail!

    • @sleepychicken6185
      @sleepychicken6185 6 років тому +16

      @@gobxo I read on the internet that our game had a FEW bugs...yeah i did..

    • @nathanialmynameisajoke
      @nathanialmynameisajoke 6 років тому +7

      You're giving him waaaay too much credit lol

    • @choichoi2923
      @choichoi2923 6 років тому +15

      [ Science 0 ] "It just WORKS"

  • @Darkside-tr3sx
    @Darkside-tr3sx 6 років тому +729

    Todd Howard 2015: It just works.
    Todd Howard 2018: Sometimes, it doesn't just work.
    Todd Howard 2021: It never works.

  • @Gabe_Cross
    @Gabe_Cross 6 років тому +575

    If Fallout 76 was a restaurant, it would be closed down due to a bug infestation.

    • @mintbrisk5961
      @mintbrisk5961 6 років тому +4

      Gabriel Crosley or cross contamination with Fallout 4’s bugs

    • @Pl4sm4Ro4ch
      @Pl4sm4Ro4ch 6 років тому +1

      LOL @@mintbrisk5961

    • @Aki145
      @Aki145 6 років тому +1

      So many roaches.

    • @brandonvortex995
      @brandonvortex995 6 років тому

      radroaches infested area

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 6 років тому

      WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

  • @wddthedraftsman8679
    @wddthedraftsman8679 2 роки тому +86

    Bugged OJ needs to be brought back. I will gladly pay for an action figure.

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 6 років тому +249

    Anytime i hear a game developer say "You can do anything" or "You can do what you want" to talk about game, i know that means there's nothing to do in the game.

    • @flewis02
      @flewis02 6 років тому +3

      xBluegamerx thats what was said able breath of the wild tho......and the shit u can come up with is fantastic

    • @7pav7
      @7pav7 6 років тому

      Yeah but also in this game there is a big ass map with so many places to explore...do you have the game? If so see u just going straight into the missions or are u going solo a bit? Have u been in deathclaw valley? Have u seen the flat woods monster? Scorched queen?

    • @Ignore14
      @Ignore14 6 років тому +6

      @@flewis02 BOTW is actually a well designed game, there's a difference

    • @anandunair6704
      @anandunair6704 6 років тому +9

      See that mountain over there? You can go there.
      Props to anyone who got this reference.

    • @Ignore14
      @Ignore14 6 років тому +3

      @@7pav7 Have you tried going outside?

  • @mattloverso9032
    @mattloverso9032 6 років тому +420

    What's funny is Joe was the first one to say the engine was too old when fallout 4 released. Looks like they didn't listen to him then.

    • @professordaihard3571
      @professordaihard3571 6 років тому

      Matt Loverso right!

    • @juliancumbia6443
      @juliancumbia6443 6 років тому +7

      The engine is still gamebryo, the very engine that has haunted Fallout 3 and New Vegas

    • @MrTomaat23
      @MrTomaat23 6 років тому +12

      Well actually everyone is saying this since, or after Oblivion. Everyone except Bethesda. FO3, FONV, and Skyrim also had their weird bugs and gamebreaking moments due too an extremely old and poor engine. But guess what! Nothing will change. TESVI will also be in the same but "upgraded" engine.

    • @keomafernandes7442
      @keomafernandes7442 6 років тому +4

      The worse joke of it all is that they plan to use this same engine in their future games.

    • @ferchango6359
      @ferchango6359 6 років тому

      Why don't they get a new engine?

  • @WinVisten
    @WinVisten 5 років тому +1751

    This reminds me of a funny steam review, it went like this:
    *Product received for free*
    "I overpaid."

    • @CrabTastingMan
      @CrabTastingMan 5 років тому +112

      *Might not have paid for it in money, but paid for it with time,* and thus suffered opportunity cost.

    • @MauserGT
      @MauserGT 5 років тому +20

      @@CrabTastingManSomeone's taking econ

    • @shadowreaper5413
      @shadowreaper5413 5 років тому +1

      @@MauserGT yeah my dog

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 5 років тому

      Aram Meymarian 101

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 5 років тому

      This game is not on steam. I thought it was on Bethesda’s own platform.

  • @Nofsleft
    @Nofsleft Рік тому +92

    This is one of those reviews you can come back to every time you need a laugh, and with the way my year has started I need several of them.

    • @doomslayer5112
      @doomslayer5112 Рік тому +2

      It's been six months.... Are you good now man?

    • @Nofsleft
      @Nofsleft Рік тому +1

      @@doomslayer5112 Yeah, I just had a fun start of the year and some months afterwards, two dogs, one who had been like a brother to me for over 10 years, had to be put down. One had stomach cancer and the other was just too old to even move that much without being in pain, so yeah my year started off like shit lol.

    • @bren6878
      @bren6878 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Nofsleft just had to put down one of mine too man. I hope you're doing better brother! Stay up!

  • @Slakkmichael
    @Slakkmichael 6 років тому +3323

    More effort was put into this review than the the entirety of Fallout 76.

    • @SyperDT
      @SyperDT 6 років тому +27

      Slakkmichael If they make enough money off this, the new Elder will come out the same.

    • @shadowreaper5413
      @shadowreaper5413 6 років тому +1

      Slakkmichael where is your picture from pls

    • @Slakkmichael
      @Slakkmichael 6 років тому +1

      @@shadowreaper5413 Spiritia from Rosenkreuzstilette. It's a fun game if you enjoy Megaman. You can get it on steam.

    • @DarthRamzes
      @DarthRamzes 6 років тому +7

      That's like saying GTA has better races than Ride to Hell

    • @firesnakezero4575
      @firesnakezero4575 6 років тому +1

      Joe only played up to level 10. He was right about most of the issues but he still should have played more.

  • @BadnikMechanic
    @BadnikMechanic 6 років тому +569

    3 out of 10. Which is also the maximum number of Nukes that can be dropped before the servers crash.

    • @michaelcook6288
      @michaelcook6288 6 років тому +18

      I thought they said there isn't any servers? :0

    • @DarkKnife1100
      @DarkKnife1100 6 років тому +2

      and that crashes the server... that and just playing it too

    • @lukeGGlee
      @lukeGGlee 6 років тому

      Ready Player Com 2

    • @Darrkerkg
      @Darrkerkg 6 років тому

      Coincidence? I don't think so

    • @BadnikMechanic
      @BadnikMechanic 6 років тому +4

      I think the only server at Bethesda these days is the one named Betty who serves lunch in the canteen.

  • @Xeemix
    @Xeemix 6 років тому +256

    Only AAA thing about fallout 76 was the batteries required for the helmet

  • @Zylo82
    @Zylo82 3 роки тому +69

    28:42 Still one of the best quotes that Delrith ever said. "Feed the people? You know what, I fed them death."

  • @HailSatanLLC
    @HailSatanLLC 6 років тому +722

    "16 times the detail.."
    Well Todd, 16x0 is still 0.

    • @domhall6118
      @domhall6118 6 років тому +6

      Wob Bob Jones well, you arent wrong

    • @sbriggs_22
      @sbriggs_22 6 років тому +10

      This comment is underated 😂

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 6 років тому +3

      Lol roasted

    • @spiderman9972
      @spiderman9972 6 років тому

      @Sam Losco Did you just say "jewified"? My man... smh bring in the greedy jew jokes

  • @Xpress2hell
    @Xpress2hell 6 років тому +2656

    Blizzard: We’re the best at disappointing our fans.
    Bethesda: Hold my beer

    • @jonathancunningham8739
      @jonathancunningham8739 6 років тому +11

      lol

    • @frozenfury0
      @frozenfury0 6 років тому +127

      Blizzard: Goes back to playing on their mobile device.
      Bethesda: Attempts to leave bar but falls through the ground while locked in a T pose.

    • @lazyguydiggz-6826
      @lazyguydiggz-6826 6 років тому +16

      EA disappointed me the most was really looking forward to nfs payback

    • @toddsmith8082
      @toddsmith8082 6 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

    • @wadewilson3309
      @wadewilson3309 6 років тому +6

      Bruce Balleram I thought it would be like the psp version. nope always online multiplayer

  • @markbonik
    @markbonik 5 років тому +2714

    Terrible game I didn't buy
    +
    40 Min Angry Joe Rant
    =
    I see this as an Absolute Win

    • @maddog_27
      @maddog_27 5 років тому +26

      Mark Bonikowsky I’m trying the trial this week. And so far it’s the most boring thing I’ve played

    • @maddog_27
      @maddog_27 5 років тому +24

      Mark Bonikowsky I’m being told by a holotape to go and test water for no reason. With T Posing enemy’s. Wtf has happened

    • @VGkingMangekyo
      @VGkingMangekyo 5 років тому +4

      Maddog yeah I’m doing the trial and after beating fallout 4 this is really disappointing

    • @maddog_27
      @maddog_27 5 років тому +10

      Adrian Gutierrez u serious the game is horrible. Enemy’s glitch and servers get disconnected multiple times. The game is an unfinished mess. Don’t try to defend it. Expect more from Bethesda

    • @dutifuleagle4332
      @dutifuleagle4332 5 років тому +4

      Mark Bonikowsky started playing the trial they have this week, and it’s probably one of the worst games I’ve played in a long time. It is SO boring, and the AI is horrendous, which makes quests that do have combat 10x worse. I wish I could delete this game off of the Microsoft store.

  • @lionbro1595
    @lionbro1595 2 роки тому +97

    I have rewatched this video 10 times and I am still not tired of it. Keep it up AJS

    • @vinceA3748
      @vinceA3748 Рік тому +3

      This review is more entertaining than the actual game.

  • @cybergothika6906
    @cybergothika6906 6 років тому +1135

    This is why this wasn't released on Steam then. Clever.
    People would refund it and user review would bomb it down.

    • @MichaelHrusovsky
      @MichaelHrusovsky 6 років тому +30

      Exactly 76 likes right now.
      11:54 Jan. 28/2019

    • @cybergothika6906
      @cybergothika6906 5 років тому +51

      This should just be the ultimate proof that they clearly know when a game isn't ready to be delivered. They probably planned everything beforehand too like giveaways etc

    • @spartandelta2756
      @spartandelta2756 5 років тому +2

      I would honestly consider buying it, if it were on Steam.
      However, it is definitely not worth any extra effort on my behalf. No fancy alternate launchers, no Playstation Plus... I would consider buying the game for PC on Steam, almost exclusively for the environmental storytelling.

    • @cybergothika6906
      @cybergothika6906 5 років тому +8

      @@spartandelta2756 I hope you mean ''turning valves on with no animation or cool events whatsoever'' when you say environmental storytelling. Because not even nukes are properly working to honor that fancy name.

    • @spartandelta2756
      @spartandelta2756 5 років тому +3

      +Dark Starr
      Oh no, I mostly just mean exploring. There is alot in Fallout 76 for me to dislike. Even in Fallout: New Vegas and Fallout 4 I tend to avoid real questing. Becoming an unbeatable death machine also does not really appeal to me, nor does the grind.
      Mostly I would just want to check out locations and get a general feel for the world. There would probably be very little for me in terms of a focused goal to achieve.
      In any case, as mentioned previously, the game would have to be available on Steam to garner any potential interest for me. Even then, there would likely be an extensive amount of research put in and questioning of preferred builds being feasable. Failing too many preferences would indeed leave the game as nothing but an unnecessarily expensive tour of a fictional land.
      That can be summarized as "I hate the game, but exploring the Fallout universe in another medium might be interesting under the right circumstances". No endorsement intended

  • @Camelworks
    @Camelworks 5 років тому +2502

    16 times the price

    • @declanhild3680
      @declanhild3680 5 років тому +16

      Poor Todd must have gone soft in the head.

    • @BastosFC2
      @BastosFC2 4 роки тому +37

      Camelworks you made videos praising fallout 76 before the shitstorm happened. How ironic

    • @Savaris96
      @Savaris96 4 роки тому +13

      @@BastosFC2 that is called a limit and its a good thing
      Almost every fanboy was shot down with fallout 1st
      And fanboys have a right to be optimistic unless proven otherwise

    • @BastosFC2
      @BastosFC2 4 роки тому +31

      @@Savaris96 No it's called sponsored reviews.

    • @jordanuchiha7561
      @jordanuchiha7561 4 роки тому +10

      16 times the boredom and bugs

  • @cheshiremulisha
    @cheshiremulisha 6 років тому +810

    Bethesda were too busy putting their resources into porting Skyrim onto the PS5

    • @ErinRSU
      @ErinRSU 6 років тому +3

      Lol no they aren't. It isnt coming out for another several years, and I dont mean 3. Like 7. So sit tight.

    • @Kenoi_
      @Kenoi_ 6 років тому +44

      Space Man pretty sure it was a joke, mate

    • @ErinRSU
      @ErinRSU 6 років тому +1

      @@Kenoi_ Probably XD but it's ok.

    • @bigmanthecreator
      @bigmanthecreator 6 років тому +22

      @@ErinRSU r/whoosh

    • @executortassadar287
      @executortassadar287 6 років тому

      Lol nah they were pouring it into doom

  • @sermilion_audio
    @sermilion_audio 2 роки тому +229

    I come back once a year to this review 😂

  • @imtherealgandalf3490
    @imtherealgandalf3490 6 років тому +465

    That's why Bethesda didn't put 76 on steam. No refunds unlike No Man's Sky

    • @Karmila_Lee
      @Karmila_Lee 6 років тому +4

      Exactly.

    • @ActuallyGuliBulli
      @ActuallyGuliBulli 6 років тому +36

      Major difference too is, Hello Games looked at their burning crash of failure, picked it up, created some fucking awesome shit out of it in the meanwhile. And yeah, no matter what, it was refundable. No Cash n Grab, no DLC's, no Micotransactions.
      100% The game. Still adding major updates today.
      Really makes you question why some games get good names while others don't.

    • @souup145
      @souup145 6 років тому +14

      except No Man's Sky redeemed itself

    • @imtherealgandalf3490
      @imtherealgandalf3490 6 років тому +1

      @@souup145 thats why it says unlike (its still not completely redeemed)

    • @Serpent0fEden
      @Serpent0fEden 6 років тому +2

      Hello Games had also only made three games before No Man's Sky, all Joe Danger platform games. Bethesda made great open-world games before, hell Skyrim still kicks the crap out of most games now and it was released in 2011...
      It's embarrassing that Hello Games has their shit together more than Bethesda; if anything Bethesda needs to keep it's fan-base for upcoming games, whereas Hello Games could have just taken the money and run.

  • @bigbear4120
    @bigbear4120 4 роки тому +1146

    How nobody got arrested for fraud, false advertisement, and extortion is breathtaking.

    • @edwinvancleef485
      @edwinvancleef485 4 роки тому +155

      False advertisement for their "canvas bags" and the health hazard issue for the black mold in their life sized power armor helmets too. I'm right there with you.

    • @donovanblackwelder4301
      @donovanblackwelder4301 4 роки тому +81

      What's surprising is the lack of a class-action lawsuit.

    • @kaiserhundkek2531
      @kaiserhundkek2531 4 роки тому +30

      Donovan Blackwelder One is already being made mate

    • @Pressbutan
      @Pressbutan 4 роки тому +3

      Big Bear pretty sure trumps brother Robert is on the board of directors at zenimax

    • @kriskater
      @kriskater 4 роки тому +3

      Charon 369 I hope so! Damn dude what a complete disaster !!!

  • @RoopeRontu1999
    @RoopeRontu1999 5 років тому +589

    I invested on RDR2, a friend of mine invested in Fallout 76...
    After half a year I consider myself the winner of the group.
    EDIT: Okay, after a few years I can say that I never expected this comment to blow up like it did. And for those asking: no, I never played RDR2 online and I know it exploded to oblivion. Still love the story though; finished it one day before graduating from high school back in -19.
    Here's waiting for RDR3, whenever it pops up. Try to stay safe, y'all!

    • @RoopeRontu1999
      @RoopeRontu1999 5 років тому +7

      Mike Hunt Have to agree on that, buddy.

    • @danielisarnon1280
      @danielisarnon1280 5 років тому +28

      You don’t invest in games. The asset depreciates as soon as you open the package.

    • @RoopeRontu1999
      @RoopeRontu1999 5 років тому +16

      Daniel Isarnon I didn't mean it literally. Just a figure of speech, my friend.

    • @erikbrenner5138
      @erikbrenner5138 5 років тому +1

      Enjoying that multiplayer shit red dead online? Enjoying no future story dlcs ever? Seriously, at least people who like 76 have dlc aka a reason to keep liking it!

    • @01MartinSmedyy
      @01MartinSmedyy 5 років тому +62

      @@erikbrenner5138 Game's shit. Stop defending it. Deal with it.

  • @MarValProductions
    @MarValProductions 3 роки тому +93

    This review is a bigger cultural milestone than Fallout 76 ever hoped to be! I keep coming back to it

  • @MrIrrieAK
    @MrIrrieAK 6 років тому +1969

    Joe put more effort into this review than Bethesda did into Fallout 76

    • @MichaelMiller-bs3tz
      @MichaelMiller-bs3tz 6 років тому +103

      Dude I put more effort into taking a shit in the morning than Bethesda did for Fallout 76.

    • @SteezyRedStars
      @SteezyRedStars 6 років тому +47

      You put more effort making this clever comment of yours than Bethesda ever did to 76 lol

    • @lildaffy1695
      @lildaffy1695 6 років тому +26

      @@SteezyRedStars and i put more effort to reply this comment than Bethesda did for Fallout 76.

    • @wallacecollins8411
      @wallacecollins8411 6 років тому +2

      @@MichaelMiller-bs3tz Beat me to it.

    • @klakli8516
      @klakli8516 6 років тому +5

      Savage XD

  • @PowerfulRift
    @PowerfulRift 6 років тому +502

    -Blizzard "You guys don't have phones?"
    -Bethesda "You guys don't have friends?"
    -EA "You guys don't have wallets?"
    -CDPR "You guys don't have to worry."

    • @funniguy3709
      @funniguy3709 6 років тому +56

      -Rockstar "You guys are gonna enjoy this."

    • @chomskyhonk2586
      @chomskyhonk2586 6 років тому +5

      Revan Star so so true cdpr never has disappointed me yet

    • @bornesone
      @bornesone 6 років тому +23

      Just make sure not to blindly fanboy and recognize CDPR when they screw up.

    • @alondor8157
      @alondor8157 6 років тому +6

      @@chomskyhonk2586 Yeap. But they still have atleast 5 years before they become a destructive money hungry company that is consumed by the greed of their stockholders demanding more.
      Almost every company a grew up with, and adored have gone to shit.
      Blizzard and bethesda are just the newest ones on the list.

    • @jordan12345423
      @jordan12345423 6 років тому +7

      -ID Software "You guys Will RIP AND TEAR"

  • @stevenwayne3701
    @stevenwayne3701 6 років тому +647

    They spent more effort on the commercials than the game

    • @Anijah2001
      @Anijah2001 6 років тому +8

      True that lol

    • @anactualonion5137
      @anactualonion5137 6 років тому +5

      Spend more effort hyping it up than the game

    • @MrMoofisAwesome
      @MrMoofisAwesome 6 років тому +1

      Too damn true.

    • @cjn0001
      @cjn0001 6 років тому +2

      That is the American way

    • @legion999
      @legion999 6 років тому

      That was probably done by another company

  • @F34RDSoldier805
    @F34RDSoldier805 Рік тому +13

    Holy shit, I forgot that Starfield was announced so long ago. And there are still hints that Starfield is in a rough shape. Yikes...

  • @360gamesfan
    @360gamesfan 6 років тому +385

    F76 looks like a random early access game from Steam with tags "open world", "survival", "crafting".

    • @justinkraan7051
      @justinkraan7051 6 років тому +17

      Fallout 76 feels like its a bad rust ripoff

    • @LorLor246
      @LorLor246 6 років тому +3

      It looks like an early access id get in a humble bundle attached to a couple actually note worthy games

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 6 років тому

      Ark had more story and polish than this.

  • @jarlcaesarjc6269
    @jarlcaesarjc6269 5 років тому +1361

    lightwood laminate!
    Lightwood Laminate!
    LIGHTWOOD LAMINATE!
    LIGHTWOOD LAMINATE!

    • @deez678
      @deez678 5 років тому +232

      FUCK THE BAG!

    • @joekaz5198
      @joekaz5198 5 років тому +228

      he's right, fuck the bag!

    • @zyxluz4645
      @zyxluz4645 4 роки тому +99

      @@deez678 Lightwood laminate!

    • @balazsjanosdominko5603
      @balazsjanosdominko5603 4 роки тому +40

      Really, i see you have seen the fall of 76 video

    • @Derivedwhale45
      @Derivedwhale45 4 роки тому +27

      Those who watch IH take on Fallout 76 or Shroud reaction to that video would understand the reference ;)

  • @PboyPlayz
    @PboyPlayz 6 років тому +8698

    The best trade-off for a bad game... is an absolutely great Angry Joe review lol

    • @x-otikkreations1025
      @x-otikkreations1025 6 років тому +76

      amen :)

    • @DR3S1NGH
      @DR3S1NGH 6 років тому +155

      True, his Review of this game is the best on UA-cam by far.

    • @Kathkere
      @Kathkere 6 років тому +31

      Not worth it, though :( ... great review but I just feel bad.

    • @CharleswoodSpudzyofficial
      @CharleswoodSpudzyofficial 6 років тому +15

      Agreed

    • @mohit9206
      @mohit9206 6 років тому +61

      And the best thing is its completely free!

  • @2831s
    @2831s Рік тому +56

    this review is 16 times better then the actual game

    • @tt128556
      @tt128556 Рік тому +2

      Maybe 4 years ago it was, but now it's just a poorly aged rambling from a Bethesda hater.

    • @camillegentry8757
      @camillegentry8757 Рік тому +5

      So you’re the one who keeps them in business. Embarrassing.

    • @Yes_Fantasy_419
      @Yes_Fantasy_419 11 місяців тому

      Hey Bugthesda bootlicking, nice to see you bending over for your daddy, Todd Howard LMAO@@tt128556

  • @MumblesMarbleMouth
    @MumblesMarbleMouth 6 років тому +766

    That woman that always cheers in the crowd after Tod says something makes me think she was paid to do that to get the crowd going.

    • @sicksixgamer2694
      @sicksixgamer2694 6 років тому +47

      I thought the exact same thing.

    • @bdog069
      @bdog069 6 років тому +20

      Yeah I legit made the same comment. She probably never played the whole thing.

    • @danial9429
      @danial9429 6 років тому +12

      exactly and she is not alone. even if Todd says we are selling you garbage, they cheer

    • @darkdutchie8772
      @darkdutchie8772 6 років тому +5

      Prolly his sister fucking up the Microphone

    • @lukemccurdy3763
      @lukemccurdy3763 6 років тому +1

      @@darkdutchie8772 lmfao bro

  • @criley1337
    @criley1337 4 роки тому +1645

    “SHUT THE DOOOOR, FUCK THIS PLACE, shut the door”
    Kills me me every time 😂😂

    • @maximvsdread1610
      @maximvsdread1610 3 роки тому +44

      "Boy did you waste your time" ...lol...

    • @Browninthadesert
      @Browninthadesert 3 роки тому +18

      Unbelievable***

    • @papapapa16
      @papapapa16 3 роки тому +11

      I immediately remembered the "fuck this place" when the diamond pearl remakes came out.

    • @vinceA3748
      @vinceA3748 3 роки тому +7

      LMAO!!! I was dying.

    • @musicaleuphoria8699
      @musicaleuphoria8699 3 роки тому +24

      Unfortunately, he unknowingly contaminated his vault with a helmet made of hazardous waste.

  • @theannouncer5538
    @theannouncer5538 4 роки тому +3096

    The people that cheer at Bethesda’s conferences always amuse me

    • @GuySmithSmoke
      @GuySmithSmoke 4 роки тому +146

      How much does it cost them to sit there? Ya better be happy.

    • @christopher893
      @christopher893 4 роки тому +255

      The people who cheer are most likely paid

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 4 роки тому +159

      16x the amusement!

    • @mustaproductionsperez6726
      @mustaproductionsperez6726 4 роки тому +73

      Those are put there by the organization, obviously.

    • @Valleyraven007
      @Valleyraven007 4 роки тому +40

      @@UA-cam_CHRIS also mod makers that worked with bethesda to sell paid mods, getting a cut. So yeah they would support this

  • @Danny___Riot
    @Danny___Riot 3 роки тому +33

    “Thank you for calling GameStop this is Brian, how can I help you?”

  • @deepseavalkyrie559
    @deepseavalkyrie559 6 років тому +749

    It's like, they've become so dependent on their players to finish developing their games, that they've forgotten how to do it themselves.

    • @CasyTheCriminal335
      @CasyTheCriminal335 6 років тому +18

      DeepSeaValkyrie They’ve never known how to do it in the first place

    • @mikehunt4830
      @mikehunt4830 6 років тому +10

      @@CasyTheCriminal335 they were good like 12 years ago

    • @eddy6969100
      @eddy6969100 6 років тому +4

      how can we pin others comments

    • @DrHouse146
      @DrHouse146 6 років тому +13

      Not "like". That's exactly what they do. And if they don't, which i doubt, it's a little hard to think otherwise. I mean, if this game doesn't spell laziness, what does?

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 6 років тому +1

      I'm starting to see this in popular websites too, like UA-cam and tumblr.

  • @inaraoftyria3878
    @inaraoftyria3878 6 років тому +109

    "Thanks for calling GameStop. This is Brian. How can I help you?" He's so calm. Retail employees so used to this bullshit it doesn't even phase us.
    Also preach Joe pls.

  • @Lawbase
    @Lawbase 6 років тому +375

    No mans sky might of been shit at release. But it was a team of 6. Bethesda, 1,000+ employees not counting their subsidiary companies. This is inexcusable

    • @elevown
      @elevown 6 років тому +29

      Yup - and also at least no mans sky looked a lot better, and had far fewer bugs. I ALSO have no faith Bethesda is capable of making this game as much better as HG made nms since it came out.

    • @Nemisis2290
      @Nemisis2290 6 років тому +37

      That and Hello Games have improved their game drastically, fixing bugs and adding content.
      Fallout76 has bugs that fallout 3 still has to this day.

    • @dustinakadustin
      @dustinakadustin 6 років тому +2

      No Mans Sky had way more than six developers working on it when it came out.

    • @thesimsfan12
      @thesimsfan12 6 років тому +1

      The main studio didn't develop Fallout 76. It was a side studio.

    • @Nemisis2290
      @Nemisis2290 6 років тому +27

      @@thesimsfan12 wrong. Todd even goes to say how almost All of their studios worked on 76 LMFAO.

  • @pointyheadYT
    @pointyheadYT Рік тому +21

    Love how everyone thought Fallout 4 was a letdown, then this comes out...

  • @samdiego1989
    @samdiego1989 5 років тому +586

    "All of this just works. I'm not kidding." No, you weren't kidding. You were lying.

    • @fr34k09
      @fr34k09 5 років тому +17

      IT WORKED! the scam work

    • @sinthetikterror4944
      @sinthetikterror4944 5 років тому +5

      Doesn't his smug fucking attitude just make you wanna run up on stage and smack him?

    • @greased4493
      @greased4493 5 років тому

      At least it ain't shit anymore

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 5 років тому

      @@sinthetikterror4944 Yes, it does. Especially his annoyingly high pitched voice too. I'm not even a fan of the Fallout series, and I feel pissed off by this game. I do want to kick Todd Howard in the nuts too, after seeing his smug ass attitude, giving out bullshit lies. Somebody, please, smack him in the face. Anyone?

    • @samdiego1989
      @samdiego1989 5 років тому

      @@sinthetikterror4944 Yep. I also want to smack all the idiots applauding him in the audience.

  • @novaiscool1
    @novaiscool1 6 років тому +535

    Also pissing on an electric fence is much more fun with friends, it doesn't make it good or really fun.

    • @alondor8157
      @alondor8157 6 років тому +35

      Rememeber playing punch eachother in the shoulder as hard as they can take it. Till you're sore AF later, when you were younger?
      Yeah. This is basically what that feels like.

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 6 років тому +14

      Thedoctor133 yea a game should be fun and even *MORE* fun with friends.. not just fun *IF* you play with friends

    • @imhigh0013
      @imhigh0013 6 років тому +4

      Just don't cross the streams.... it would be... well... bad.

    • @leviroch
      @leviroch 6 років тому +1

      reminds me of daisy chaining. . . 5-6 of you hold hands then the one at the front touches the electric fence. . . extremely drunk and high made that experience entertaining for about 3 minutes. . . fallout 76 is roughly the same in that regard lol

    • @ETHRON1
      @ETHRON1 6 років тому +2

      LMFAO.....but you're right.

  • @Frefrefreish
    @Frefrefreish 5 років тому +290

    Todd respects Fallout 1 and Fallout 2. That's why they added textures from these games to Fallout 76.

    • @TheUnleashedShadow1
      @TheUnleashedShadow1 5 років тому +1

      Dear Lord. I just hope this commentary was made sarcastically. If not, it would be like saying "I respect you, but I say you're pretty stupid".

    • @TheUnleashedShadow1
      @TheUnleashedShadow1 5 років тому +3

      @Grandslam Gaz Well, thank you!

    • @lazarus8453
      @lazarus8453 5 років тому +5

      BEST ROAST EVER

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 5 років тому +1

      Fallout 1 and 2 look better than Fallout 76. Everything in those games look like they belong together. Fallout 76 looks like a collection of recycled assets.

    • @TheUnleashedShadow1
      @TheUnleashedShadow1 5 років тому

      @Grandslam Gaz Now, being serious, is quite trashy to use r/woosh with my comment, to be honest. See, people like you just pick a joke that is great sometimes, and completely destroy its original meaning. I'm not the smartest person ever, but if I'm not wrong, you can only woosh someone if they get offended with a sarcastic post. The problems begin when people like you just use that Reddit with posts that aren't really sarcastic in the first place. In this case, the person who made this post about Fallout may have been sarcastic. However, there's also a chance that they did it as a fanboy. If you read my first comment carefully, you may see that I don't discard the possibility that the post was made sarcastically. Another problem is that a lot of users are using the r/woosh so many times that they are very predictable. Next time you want to woosh someone, remember to make sure that the main post is obviously sarcastic, and please, don't make it so predictable. Things like that completely kill the joke.

  • @Yes_Fantasy_419
    @Yes_Fantasy_419 11 місяців тому +9

    "Fallout" 3, 4, and 76 are objectively proof that Bugthesda has never understood Fallout and people should have zero hope or anticipation for the show on Amazon. Whether or not they're terrible games on their own merits is subjective but they are objectively terrible Fallout games cause they destroy and throw so much Fallout lore out the window. Bugthesda should just sell the Fallout franchise back to Obsidian or Hell just give it to them cause Bugthesda couldn't make a Fallout game to save their lives. Fallout New Vegas is still easily the best game in the franchise and is in my top 5 favorite video games of all time. After Starfield, nobody should have any faith that Elder Scrolls 6 will be decent, not unless Bugthesda actually listens to criticism, improve, and hire more people who actually cares about wanting to make innovative and amazingly written video games!

    • @xSpooKee
      @xSpooKee 10 місяців тому +3

      Couldn’t have said it better. They got no clue what fallout is actually about

  • @RA9935
    @RA9935 6 років тому +342

    The final boss isnt actually the scorch queen, its Todd Howard's head flying around and crashes your game when he senses you having fun.

    • @709mash
      @709mash 6 років тому +5

      FACTS!

    • @whennever8202
      @whennever8202 6 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 6 років тому +2

      No, the final boss is really Todd Howard playing the character of Francis, the Super Mutant from Broken Hills...y'know who I'm talking about.

    • @paareth
      @paareth 6 років тому +1

      The next game is just todd howards face and a stick to hit it with.

    • @lamecgod
      @lamecgod 6 років тому

      Fucking Devil

  • @JoshuaParkk
    @JoshuaParkk 6 років тому +380

    Joe got so angry it made me angry

  • @RetroGamePlayers
    @RetroGamePlayers 6 років тому +1543

    Should've stayed in the Vault

    • @sutanu0000
      @sutanu0000 6 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikehawk551
      @mikehawk551 6 років тому +6

      The vault is a hallway. Like me walking from my room to the front door kind of hallway.

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 років тому +2

      Still better than playing 76

    • @cloudjim6966
      @cloudjim6966 6 років тому

      Mike Hawk i

    • @diz8555
      @diz8555 6 років тому

      Lol omg Soooo true

  • @Thatdude-1777
    @Thatdude-1777 2 роки тому +20

    Man, I wanted Fallout 76 to be like Bethesda big-spooning me, but it's more like they left a warm turd in my bed and an IOU note on the nightstand

  • @johnstewart2981
    @johnstewart2981 6 років тому +1582

    I was waiting for those special words in the intro...

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 6 років тому +25

      John Stewart good thing he didn’t waste much time saying it lol

    • @BOSHKOB
      @BOSHKOB 6 років тому +11

      OMG yes 😂

    • @lyndonluquin4091
      @lyndonluquin4091 6 років тому +5

      Saem dude, and it's worth it.

    • @KJ_1810
      @KJ_1810 6 років тому +7

      Who wasn’t?

    • @Blurgleflargle
      @Blurgleflargle 6 років тому +47

      Love how he did a take of his usual ragey intro, but then decided to go with a more subdued, contemptuous version. Serious fuckin' business.

  • @nemesis7884
    @nemesis7884 6 років тому +320

    is it possible that Todd was replaced by a corporate synth?

    • @ThisGameizBrokn
      @ThisGameizBrokn 6 років тому +5

      that was too good

    • @powerfool5533
      @powerfool5533 6 років тому +10

      Todd was always a fake fuck,you know the old video where he said he was in a school chess club? he never was. One of the guys in his ex school checked.

    • @vigicraft_omc_9585
      @vigicraft_omc_9585 6 років тому +2

      EA kidnap Todd and replaced him with a synth

    • @dylvasey
      @dylvasey 6 років тому

      @@powerfool5533 Finally someone with some sense.

    • @soulfulcabbage7616
      @soulfulcabbage7616 6 років тому

      When people realize that Todd's first Bethesda game was an action adventure, they will understand why the newer games are not RPGs

  • @josh043p6
    @josh043p6 6 років тому +583

    honestly, we should all be thankful for Fallout 76. It brought Angry Joe to his original form! Angry Joe is angry again guys!! :D

    • @Crp12198
      @Crp12198 6 років тому +5

      Damn right haha. He did a really good job this time imo

    • @cyclopsjrg
      @cyclopsjrg 6 років тому

      Josh043 P I think that he was using more time for the fully fledged skits that he felt would be great. As he would’ve been overworked with all of the Angry Reviews that he would’ve been doing.

    • @BeatlessAnimations
      @BeatlessAnimations 6 років тому +3

      genuinly though we have alot to thank Fallout 76 for. I know it sounds like bullshit but considering the backlash Bethesda is currently getting they cant risk fucking up. Just imagine if it was The Elder Scrolls, there company would get so much backlash they would lose more than Fallout. Im not saying its alright but they couldve fucked up The Elder Scrolls lore which as well all know is very important in those games.

    • @echo_s1186
      @echo_s1186 6 років тому

      Thats not a good sign thogh.

    • @lerongfederacion2364
      @lerongfederacion2364 6 років тому

      I actually like him in all his forms, it's cool to see him be human and not just angry all the time, but angry is best lol especially when directed at Bethesda

  • @alexkogan9755
    @alexkogan9755 2 роки тому +14

    True story: I ended up processing a truckload of Fallout 76 hardcover guidebooks that got “donated” to Goodwill. The game was so bad even the guidebooks were all getting rejected and thrown out in droves because nobody was buying them. Even with the shrink wrap still on them.

  • @aceonfire11
    @aceonfire11 6 років тому +425

    I'd like to thank Bethesda for giving me so much free entertainment over the past couple of days. Watching people review this garbage is so entertaining.

    • @danielstarr8957
      @danielstarr8957 6 років тому +28

      There's nothing better than watching a dumpster fire role down the street.

    • @ivar7099
      @ivar7099 6 років тому +3

      aceonfire11 Haha couldn’t agree more

    • @DJ_Macphisto
      @DJ_Macphisto 6 років тому +11

      Like a turd, in the wind.

    • @AmunrA1991
      @AmunrA1991 6 років тому +2

      EB Games in Australia is pairing Fallout 76 and Fallout 4 GOYT together and selling them for $80.

  • @lucasphilip4822
    @lucasphilip4822 6 років тому +605

    The fact that THIS costs the same price as red dead redemption 2 is just disgusting.

    • @HAL-cl7mn
      @HAL-cl7mn 6 років тому +7

      @@freestylebeats4280 nothing should be mentioned along with red dead 2. Not Even gta 5.

    • @aimerhidoi3383
      @aimerhidoi3383 6 років тому +3

      Honestly lol red dead js perfect fallout 76 is just a trash ass mmo

    • @Adr1an511
      @Adr1an511 6 років тому +5

      True, RDR Online hype

    • @Theonebeliever
      @Theonebeliever 6 років тому +11

      I actually had this game on the corner of my eye, it was like 35 dollars for the Black Friday/cyber Monday , I still went and paid 60 for red dead 2, best decision ever.

    • @jamesblair2713
      @jamesblair2713 6 років тому

      Not after 76 went on sale for $35 less than two weeks after release lol

  • @XQGaming
    @XQGaming 5 років тому +2308

    3/10 is being polite.

    • @thegreatdreamer1181
      @thegreatdreamer1181 5 років тому +7

      Yes

    • @sickmemories8548
      @sickmemories8548 5 років тому +7

      Am I weird ik I like the game?

    • @AriaKyuKyu
      @AriaKyuKyu 5 років тому +23

      the discussion showed a clip that he gave the game a 2/10

    • @3MAR443
      @3MAR443 5 років тому +1

      @@AriaKyuKyu 2 OUT FUCKING 10

    • @Halo44327
      @Halo44327 5 років тому +28

      Anthem was shit but at least they didn't have T-posing enemies. I mean come on. That's something you test before even alpha.

  • @MrParallell
    @MrParallell 3 роки тому +18

    They better not fuck up Elder scrolls 6 like this.
    Im really glad that people like Joe are doing these videos, whenever I even think of buying a game I watch these reviews to really see if its worth it. Joe, you're saving me alot of money bro! Keep it up!

    • @MrBikboi
      @MrBikboi Рік тому +3

      Oh they will, Starfield has the future of that company looking grim.

  • @LockeRobsta
    @LockeRobsta 6 років тому +281

    Fallout 76 did one good thing
    Gave us some vintage ANGRY Angry Joe.

    • @TheHacknor
      @TheHacknor 6 років тому +8

      And a good cover of Country Roads

    • @pauldaniels5264
      @pauldaniels5264 6 років тому +1

      Haha true!

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 6 років тому +1

      Alepap
      Remember, this will only be a lesson in how to scam you more cleverly. They will never stop trying now. Like EA, TakeTwo, Ubisoft, activisionBlowhard -bethesda is now a money grabbing asshole shitshow.
      They might on occasion dole out "games" buts its always gonna be a soulless by the numbers low effort product.

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 5 років тому

      @@trazyntheinfinite9895 Y'all remember elder scrolls mobile? The "authentic" Elder Scrolls experience? The authentic experience of paying 20 bucks for a weapon to progress the story? The game that has 2 spells that actually do something? The shield that blocks 0 damage? It's the real Skyrim experience on mobile, innit?

    • @ArmageddonEvil
      @ArmageddonEvil 5 років тому

      @@EddieB-ready It's so buggy it probably has features that take your money from your bank account. XD

  • @Misty25939
    @Misty25939 6 років тому +237

    They gave you the true experience of being a vault dweller. You're excited to see the new world but once you see that it's a bunch of crap with nothing to do. Then you decide that you're better off in the vault.

    • @palazzo1113
      @palazzo1113 6 років тому +7

      DAAAAMN. This burn stings a little.

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 6 років тому +2

      That explains why the Overseer closed Vault 101 again after opening it for some time.

  • @karnematch
    @karnematch 6 років тому +365

    Im surprised joe didn't bust out Corporate Commander for this review

    • @kylediablo4464
      @kylediablo4464 6 років тому +31

      He had Todd Howard, even more of a hilarious stereotype!

    • @wesp202
      @wesp202 6 років тому +7

      Cop commander actually knows how to make money

    • @jamesflynn4951
      @jamesflynn4951 6 років тому +2

      @De fff zenimax?

    • @conformistbastard9842
      @conformistbastard9842 6 років тому

      I know man I really miss corporate commander

    • @luminna1564
      @luminna1564 6 років тому

      The franchise meant so much to him, he wouldn’t even kid with that usual bit. Feelsbad.

  • @IgnaShvolnic
    @IgnaShvolnic Рік тому +11

    "The engine is a literal fossil!"
    Starfield: Hold my beer....

  • @philip4442
    @philip4442 6 років тому +279

    Red Dead Redemption 2 and Fallout 76 are both $60.
    You see the problem?

    • @thisismyname5657
      @thisismyname5657 6 років тому +49

      I never thought I'd see the day a Call of Duty game get better reviews than a Fallout one.

    • @jarredbaker3410
      @jarredbaker3410 6 років тому +10

      This is a depressing fact

    • @ericfelds6291
      @ericfelds6291 6 років тому +3

      The problem is capitalism

    • @v4enthusiast541
      @v4enthusiast541 6 років тому +9

      Eric Felds How? This is a terrible move by Bethesda for the long run. They will pay for it, with the loss of their reputation in the long run.

    • @tristanlee6617
      @tristanlee6617 6 років тому +1

      Red Dead Redemption 2 and every other AAA title are all $60 you see the issue?
      red dead is on its own playing field.

  • @hakimjamal7347
    @hakimjamal7347 6 років тому +168

    So obvious Todd's lackeys were in the crowd, clapping on cue to try and rile the others to cheer. They were looking around while clapping to see if it was working. The nervous or bored looking ones were the real fans.

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 6 років тому +9

      You're exactly right lol. Who the hell would actually clap for this pile of dung heap unless they were either paid to or worked for Bethesda and ordered to do it.

    • @jensaversjo316
      @jensaversjo316 6 років тому +6

      @@debsreno911 Eh, people clapped for Diablo Immortal. Do not underestimate humanity's capacity for being dumb AF.

    • @WowSuchGaming
      @WowSuchGaming 6 років тому +6

      Or maybe, just MAYBE, this was at the E3 conference half a year ago and nothing much was known about the game? You do realize how the past works right? We didnt know much about the game at that point?
      Oh wait, it HAS to be a conspiracy with paid actors! Of course! People had hope at that point, they dont at this point, but this was 6 months ago.

    • @hakimjamal7347
      @hakimjamal7347 6 років тому +5

      Wow Such Gaming it's not implausible. People used to do it in theatre to rile a crowd. You never went to a concert or something similar? When someone next to you claps you have an erge to join. Also people were looking uncomfortable when he said every person ingame would be a real player. Fallout was always about npc interaction and multiple dialogue so a statement like that was bound to upset some people.

    • @hakimjamal7347
      @hakimjamal7347 6 років тому +1

      Jens Aversjö unfortunately that is also true. I weep for humanity.

  • @Techn0forlife
    @Techn0forlife 6 років тому +133

    Joe said it himself, if Bethesda can release Fallout76 without an apology, I am now DEFINITELY worried for the next Elder Scrolls game :(

    • @QKuKier
      @QKuKier 6 років тому +11

      You shouldn't be worried, you should cut all the ties with the company selling you shit in golden wrapping of nostalgia. Do not give money to the crooks lying to you straight in the face.

    • @djwynne8771
      @djwynne8771 6 років тому +1

      Skyrim is one of the games I've replayed most over the years, but it was unplayable on the Playstation when it was released.
      I've played the heavily modded and community patched pc version, and that's the one I've enjoyed so much.
      As excited as I am for the next elder scrolls, it's only because the pc community for the series is so strong and they ALWAYS clean up the messes made in these games.

  • @jackbauer2698
    @jackbauer2698 9 місяців тому +12

    People cheering during the presentations while developers spoon feed them the BS are the main part of the problem.

    • @jeyjeydirty
      @jeyjeydirty 8 місяців тому +1

      Oh bro not even a joke, the thing is some of those people cheering were staff themselves that’s why you hear a lot more cheers than usual.

  • @Wylyth-nr3hq
    @Wylyth-nr3hq 5 років тому +682

    "16 times the detail" of what, an Atari 2600 game?

    • @tardre4414
      @tardre4414 5 років тому +65

      (Atari will remember that)

    • @energydragon1147
      @energydragon1147 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @felisasininus1784
      @felisasininus1784 5 років тому

      tard re Atari is ded tho.

    • @Tubeite
      @Tubeite 5 років тому +13

      That's doing a disservice to Atari.

    • @Alvah707
      @Alvah707 5 років тому +14

      Hey woah woah don’t insult the Atari like that.

  • @dillonbritt4767
    @dillonbritt4767 6 років тому +477

    A game so bad the A.I. doesn't even want to play it.

    • @Sindragozer
      @Sindragozer 6 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @tengkualiff
      @tengkualiff 6 років тому +1

      Yes that is what joe said

    • @BeatmasterAC
      @BeatmasterAC 6 років тому +6

      it's so bad that even the Servers deny the connection XD

    • @bretttoddable
      @bretttoddable 6 років тому

      😂

    • @wastelandwanderer4547
      @wastelandwanderer4547 6 років тому +1

      I think we all become Angry Joe when it comes to Fallout 76. It was actually satisfying to watch him express his opinions they way he did.

  • @samuelflabra7326
    @samuelflabra7326 6 років тому +2826

    This review is more exciting than the entire game.

    • @SirBrandan
      @SirBrandan 6 років тому +19

      I’m sorry to say you are correct lol

    • @mikedavis6779
      @mikedavis6779 6 років тому +3

      Samuel FlaBra so true

    • @Lichdemonz
      @Lichdemonz 6 років тому +3

      Been waiting 13 days for this. >:)

    • @ItIsInFactMe
      @ItIsInFactMe 6 років тому +18

      @Sam Cherkak Nice troll bait bud

    • @samuelflabra7326
      @samuelflabra7326 6 років тому +11

      @Sam Cherkak Fuck you 3

  • @nick8243
    @nick8243 2 роки тому +11

    I wish microtransactions were banned from the gaming industry. DLC should be limited.

    • @papidmill3307
      @papidmill3307 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly. Microtransactions, battle passes and subscriptions belong in FREE games only. I love fallout but I refuse to play this shit. $100 a year for what? That's $40 more than the game itself 🤣🤦

  • @kkgc5760
    @kkgc5760 6 років тому +367

    I swear even if bethesda hired the lowest endorsed skyrim/fallout modders, they would still make a better game than this.

    • @cervixdevourer
      @cervixdevourer 6 років тому +13

      Shh, Bethesda might take your word for it.

    • @maxclark4957
      @maxclark4957 6 років тому +5

      KKG C I honestly think that the paid mods was a shitty way of trying to pay modders

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 6 років тому

      I believe the modders made fan-made dlc for Fallout 4. They even made an amazing trailer that I thought it was legit dlc from Bethesda. It's crazy!

    • @eggmug562
      @eggmug562 6 років тому +2

      Dude of course. Have you seen vigilant? Holy fuck that mod is the mosy beautiful goddamn thing i ever seen

    • @AdamaSanguine
      @AdamaSanguine 6 років тому

      I just went and watched JOE'S eso review from 4 years ago. I was nearly same issue.. WE DIDN'T LISTEN! LOL

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow 6 років тому +267

    Ahh. Nothing like a good, old-fashioned Angry Review. These are so cathartic.

    • @tj5425
      @tj5425 6 років тому +2

      Joe is catharsis incarnate

  • @GodofWarChuka
    @GodofWarChuka 6 років тому +330

    And Todd Howard laughs all the way to the Bank.

    • @Cavs191
      @Cavs191 6 років тому +1

      GodofWarChuka yup this dude reviewing obviously bought this game and prob even one of the more expensive “editions”

    • @Cavs191
      @Cavs191 6 років тому +5

      GodofWarChuka lol he just admits in vid he bought 200$ version lmao

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 6 років тому +16

      what bank, the game got reviewed bombed, and most people didn't even pick up the game, the game is already been discounted twice, once at 40 and now its 35

    • @XioniX17
      @XioniX17 6 років тому +5

      *Fraud Coward

    • @BlackangelKatakuri
      @BlackangelKatakuri 6 років тому +3

      kyotheman69 Once it goes down to 10 I’ll get it

  • @JohnnyDeLeo1
    @JohnnyDeLeo1 Рік тому +9

    Coming back after watching the Starfield review, and Joe was right to be worried. Going from a 3/10 with F76 to a 6/10 for Starfield does not bode well for the company. At least it is not a microtransaction ridden gotcha game like 76, but the company has shown it's loss of soul. I am really worried for ES6. It seems what made this company great, has gone the way of the dodo. Or in gaming company terms, gone the way of Bioware.

    • @MrBikboi
      @MrBikboi Рік тому +2

      I have zero faith or trust in the studio anymore, I really don't, I'm more excited about BG3 and possible new content for BG3 then I ever will be about ES6. Starfield is atrocious, just on the engine alone the game looks like it is from 2015, it's bad. It's soulless, lazy, over ambitious AND not what anyone wanted.

  • @krognak
    @krognak 4 роки тому +361

    Bethesda have relied faaaaar too long on Modders fixing their games post-release. Their bugs and lack of polish were amusing early on...sometimes charming and funny back in the day. But the fact they're not getting the message and keep churning out these titles with no discernible quality control, yet still consider themselves AAA developers is astounding. The modding community carries their games, full stop. Seriously get your shit together, or move over and give the projects to Obsidian, jesus christ.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 роки тому +11

      ⬆️
      Needs more likes

    • @SobeCrunkMonster
      @SobeCrunkMonster 3 роки тому +2

      i remember the broken PS3 skyrim being extremely obnoxious. fuck you todd, i used to look up to you.

    • @kingkaioken5560
      @kingkaioken5560 3 роки тому

      You should make a video on this game.

    • @Persephone01
      @Persephone01 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly Obsidian or Inexile would be better. Fallout is just a random shooter now with a wasteland theme. It was dead already. It just angers me.

    • @Jordonater
      @Jordonater 3 роки тому

      Well it isnt all there games. Doom Eternal and Prey were good games and had very few bugs in comparison to Fallout.

  • @aussieraver7182
    @aussieraver7182 3 роки тому +1735

    I miss the days when video games were actually complete on release.

    • @IlMemetor72
      @IlMemetor72 3 роки тому +103

      And had content

    • @Zero_Steel
      @Zero_Steel 3 роки тому +115

      And no microtransactions

    • @bestpcgaming7454
      @bestpcgaming7454 3 роки тому +62

      blame the pre-order bois

    • @E-Chap
      @E-Chap 3 роки тому +26

      So few good companies left. Id Software, From Software, and Rockstar still give me hope.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 роки тому +47

      It's getting to the point, where I am willing to accept 2010- graphics, *if it means the game comes out FINISHED!!!!!*

  • @5TailFox
    @5TailFox 6 років тому +186

    What's even crazier about that Vault-Tec power armor paint job is that, in Fallout 4, the Vault-Tec paint job was unlockable in the vanilla game, so long as your perks & stats were high enough. Now, they expect you to pay for it.

    • @dereklewis4321
      @dereklewis4321 6 років тому +12

      I dont mind micro transactions in games like LoL that are F2P but from Bethesda in a AAA 60$ game....that's trash

    • @michaeldorso7099
      @michaeldorso7099 6 років тому +4

      or... hear me out... play the game and get it for free

    • @CommunistHydra
      @CommunistHydra 6 років тому

      It wasn’t even unlockable, you can apply it your power armor since day one

    • @tinymanjones3119
      @tinymanjones3119 6 років тому +4

      @@michaeldorso7099 or... hear me out... this might sound crazy... but they could make it so you got the stuff in the shop naturally through progression instead of having to grind to buy it in a microtransaction store

    • @LumenChaser
      @LumenChaser 6 років тому

      Peanut Nutter that’s exactly what you can do already... Most if not all of the outfits you can find in the wasteland

  • @elderelijah4394
    @elderelijah4394 3 роки тому +31

    I watch this every other month cause it's fun to see his real anger towards the situation, also, we should just consider fallout 76 non canon to the main games.