Batman Contigency Plans: Agent 47
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- Опубліковано 19 чер 2024
- Batman reveals his detailed contingency plan to counter the formidable Agent 47, voiced by AI
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Really hope it was intentional that the video is exactly four minutes and forty-seven seconds
😮😮
It's four minutes and forty-six seconds now
I wonder if the organisation "asked" to fix it
@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer UA-cam sometimes rounds the length of the video down by a second.
@@Techhunter_Talon the foundation forced youtube to round it out!
For some reason, when I just look at the video link it does say that but when I click on it it's only 4 minutes and 46 seconds
worth noting 47 avoids collateral damage...not that he cares about civilians but rather he's a professional and sees it unprofessional to hurt/kill bystanders
Also he can use any object he csn get his hands on as a weapon to assassinate his targers, especially a coin and a whale skeleton.
I’d argue he does care about civilians; many of his targets are people who are terrible to others or have caused harm to others. The player makes the choices of how to carry the missions out, but canonically his targets are the sole intended victims.
@@generaljm7560 perhaps but he doesn't chose his targets there assigned to him
Also, he has zero sex drive. It was removed during the cloning process that created him.
@@Jack-yo2bc Yeah. Although most of the missions in the Hitman games have the player killing people that aren't exactly good themselves.
47 appears behind him
“Not a bad plan”
Fight ensues
Contingency plan code: One Man Army
Subject: John Rambo
Awesome name for a Contingency Plan Name.
@@brokenbridge6316 I could have also went with "First Blood" or "War Veteran"
@@TheDreadMan---No "One Man Army" describes Rambo perfectly. Please don't change the name.
😅😅
The plan: a good supply of body bags
Contingency Plan Code: Perf-
*Agent 47 is already in the Batcave
This contingency plan has a fatal flaw - he's already poisoned you.
47 does care about people to an extent. He cared about an old priest friend of his. The priest allowed him to stay in the church & 47 became the church’s caretaker & gardener. When the priest was killed in his own church 47 went on a revenge mission. That shows he cares
Actually the priest was kidnapped.
The priest didn't get killed but rather was kidnapped so as to coerce 47 back into being a hitman. He then eventually confronts the kidnappers back the church, kills them, and saves his friend. Although he doesn't return back to that peaceful life he tried to lead and becomes a hitman again purely so that his presence doesn't endanger another person close to him. He apparently donates some of the money he gets from contracts to that same church.
Contingency plan code: The Eye of the enemy.
Subject: Sauron.
Nice suggestion
Hearing how Batman would take on this guy gave me goosebumps. Awesome video.
Contingency Plan Code: Banana Slamma
Subject: Donkey Kong
Nice choice
@@brokenbridge6316 Thank you
Contingency Plan Code: The One
Subject: Neo
Most of Neo's powers are only available inside the Matrix, outside he can destroy machines and see things the way people can't
@@rpgveteran1252 In the later movies, Neo gained the same superpowers outside of the Matrix for no real reason. It was stupid, but canon, unfortunately.
Contingency Plan Code: A Little Game
Subject: Jigsaw
Contingency Plan Code: 007
Subject: James Bond
Answer: Never tell him your plans.
Great suggestion. But it would help if the villain doesn't arrogantly take so long in killing him and ignores what Bond tries to tell him. That would help.
@@brokenbridge6316 Agreed. Simply, eliminates him inmediately, than be wasting your time boasting.
@@josecuestas7246---It would've certainly helped Goldfinger in the movie "Goldfinger" but then we would have no James Bond and no fun movie afterwards. Also no awesome introduction from a particularly memorable Bond Girl too.
@@brokenbridge6316 Good point.
I'd like to that if 47 was in Gotham or had a contract in Gotham, possibly to hit Bruce Wayne, I'd like to think that he is completely prepared for Batman and more probably has already prepared for Batman to be after him or be aware of him in Gotham and would have plans of his own before he even steps foot in Gotham. taking on 47 is like taking on John Wick, it is more than a man, it is a force of nature and sheer fucking will
This Batman contingency plan is perfect as always. I would love to see a fight between Batman and Agent 47 it would be beyond epic and badass.
Imagine an animated movie where he's hired to kill Bruce Wayne. :)
@@barrettfenwick8028 Now your talking !
This does neglect one thing: Diana Burnwood, Agent 47's handler and contact in the ICA. Fighting 47 would mean having to contend with Diana and possibly all the resources that the ICA might spare. Especially if someone hires the ICA to take out the Batman, or Bruce Wayne, and if 47 takes on the contract.
Now that puts a super awesome image into my head
@@brokenbridge6316 Lol same here
"I'll always be one step ahead of 47. Prepare dinner, Alfred." - "Thank you." - "What a strange taste, it's... Alfred, where did you buy these beans? Alfred, Alfred? I'm vomiting! No, not today." 🥴😵💫
Somehow, I don't think it would be that easy. Pretty sure Batman would be able to tell that 47 isn't Alfred, considering Alfred has been the Wayne Family Butler for Bruce's entire life and is the man who raised him for part of those years. It would be much more simple to attend one of the events Bruce Wayne has to attend as a cook...
Contingency Plan Code: "United States Secret Service", "Your rides over mutie" or "Semper Fi"
Subject: Frank Horrigan
Can we have one of these contingency plan please for frank
The thing is that each of those would be very fitting for a Frank Horrigan contingency but i can't choose on which one is better for it cuz they're pretty good
It could be any of each I don't have a problem
Frank would totally work for cadmus
Contingency Plan for AM from I have no mouth and I must scream
Contingency plan code: I always come back
Subject: William Afton
Already done
Contingency Plan Code: Swiss Army Knife. Subject: Macguyver.
I grew up watching the old series with Richard Dean Anderson. Whenever I heard him talk I felt like my dad was talking to me. Both men spoke in the same manner.
Nice choice
In the time it took Batman to put together this contingency, 47 already slipped into Wayne Enterprises, disguised as a delivery boy, knocked out a cubicle drone in the bathroom and took his clothes, discretely stepped into the security office to borrow a guard’s clearance, obtained access to the top office, plugged a flash drive into the computer to allow his support staff to hack Batman’s surveillance system…and slipped a dose of emetic poison into Bruce Wayne’s cup of coffee, while he wasn’t looking, before calmly leaving the premises while Bruce was preoccupied with worshiping the porcelain throne.
The one issue: The poison. I'm pretty sure that the Batman knows his poisons and would know what to look out for when it comes to a tampered drink.
In fact, that whole setup could work for a confrontation between the Batman and Agent 47. Maybe Bruce fakes drinking from the cup, wanders off to a bathroom as though he has gotten sick, and waits for 47 there before a fight breaks out between them? Something like that? I do know both parties are incredibly clever in how they operate and are difficult to catch by surprise (unless the story demands it).
Follow up... Bruce is assessing the situation in the Bat Cave; when Alfred arrives with tea and pleasant conversation... Only one little verbal flaw... strikes him seconds before drinking the tea! It's not Alfred!...
47: Nice try, Batman, aka Bruce Wayne. You know that ICA agents are even having the data from everyone computer codes. I took out 11 ICA agents trying to kill me, but I can kill them right back. So I know all your movements and kill you and the same with your enemies as well. So you're moved Batman, aka Bruce Wayne.
Contingency Plan Code: He Never Sleeps
Subject: The Judge holden
...
Contingency Plan Code: Skyrim’s Hero
Subject: The Last Dragonborn
Contingency Plan Code: Used to be an Adventurer
Subject: Generic Skyrim Guard
@stevenchoza6391
Batman: tools
DB: disarm shout
Batman: hides
DB: Las yah neel (life sense)
Batman: hand to hand
DB: Force shout
Batman: pulls away
DB: whirlwind sprint
Batman: retreats
DB: ice form
Batman: caught
DB: Weeps, I thought youd be a challenge.
Contingency plan code: Totally Spies
Subjects: Sam, Clover, and Alex
Resorting to the Cell Phone gambit again. Just shows how much of a threat 47 is.
Contingency Plan Code: Tuesday
Subject: M. Bison
47: "He dresses like a bat, he should be easy to find."
Contingency plan code: Demon king.
Subject: Ganondorf.
Who is Ganondorf?
@@brokenbridge6316 The antagonist of legend of Zelda.
@@Lego-Joe-1---Oh Sorry. I never played that game. I think I might've played it's sequel though.
Holy shit, this is the best series I've found on UA-cam so far. Keep doing more of this bro.
Contingency Plan Code: "Two Hands/Lavender Eyes"
Subject: Drizzt Do'Urden
47 then tricks Batman into entering the annual "Bald Men Who Enjoy Nice Suits" convention.
Contingency Plan Code: King Of Monsters.
Subject: Godzilla.
He did one already.
@@robertstephen8372 Yeah, I had checked. 😅
Contingency Plan Code: Astral Chaos
Subjects: Soul Edge and Soul Caliber
"47, your next mission is quite a difficult one. In Gotham, the most crime ridden city in the world, is the vigilante known simply as 'Batman', age unknown. He deals with organized crime through out the city that the police are ill equipped to deal with, which, as you may have guessed, is bad for our client. Intel on the target is slim, we lack information on his true identity or place of residence. However... Multiple criminals are known for their ability to consistently draw him out. The Joker, Prince of Crime and one of these criminals, has stolen multiple pay-loads of military-grade explosives and we expect him to try something, causing Batman to reveal himself. Good luck, Agent 47."
Contingency Plan Code: Exorcist
Subject: John Constantine
Nice pic
Contingency Plan Code: Queen Of Escalation
Subject: Taylor Hebert from WORM
2 things with agent 47 Bats underestimated.
1 his pertanatural accuracy w8th firearms mean any attempt to widen the gap to breath could be dangerous.
2. His sniper rifle could kill at 4.x km. This inducates his weapons will be able to do significant damage if not penetrate his suit after systematically hitting the same area multiple times.
Thata if he even goes for useing fore arms, as a master enologist and chemist he could actullynSucceed with a poisoning attempt via Wines
Agent 47:like to see you try batboy.
Contingency Plan Code: Henshin
Subject: The Kamen Riders
Contingency Plan Code: Deadeye
Subject: Karl Fairbourne
Also worth noting Agent 47 will in his own way even look after/rescue those who've been abused/mistreated by his Target/Targets though you're not exactly big on his way of doing it!
These two would have an incredibly interesting dynamic
Contingency plan code: What doing?
Subject: Jeffy (sml)
If DC does a Crossover Movie with Agent 47, they better make a Movie of Batman vs. Agent 47, with the title as "Batman vs. 47: Battle of Stealth"
Contingency Plan Code: Have you seen this chicken?
Subject: Feathers Mcgraw
Contigency Plan Code: Ratboy
Subject: Default from Watch Dogs
47 would just shoot the cameras before they spot him, and even if they do, he can just disable the recording feature. Not for nothing, but cameras are the least effective means of tracking him
Contingency plan code: Gundam
Subject: Amuro Ray.
Nice choice
Contingency Plan Code: South Park
Subject: Eric Cartman
Eric Theodore Cartman, mostly called by his surname, "Cartman", is a young, pre-adolescent boy who lives with his mother, Liane, in a small town in Colorado, known as South Park. Though he is only 10 years old, Cartman has displayed numerous alarming, concerning traits that indicate him being a criminal psychopath. His actions and numerous crimes throughout the years include (but are not limited to) bullying, verbal abuse, racism, antisemitism, fraud, impersonation, manipulation, blackmail, kidnapping, thievery, and once even tricking a teenage boy to cannibalize his own parents (whose deaths Cartman helped bring about).
Throughout the years, Cartman has displayed moments of devious intelligence, such as forming his own businesses, starting a rock band, operating a fried chicken smuggling operation, and even escaping from juvenile prison. On a sidenote, in addition to these intelligent feats, Cartman has also shown to be gullible at times and even downright idiotic. This makes him simultaneously unpredictable and potentially vulnerable to manipulation.
Most concerning is the fact that Cartman seems incapable of aging. The earliest known records of Eric Cartman date back to August 13, 1997. He was reported to be 10 years old back then, and yet has maintained his same physical state throughout 27 years. This suggests that Cartman may possess a genetic trait or anomaly that causes acute dwarfism. Or perhaps the metaphysical laws of South Park simply make him incapable of growing past the age of ten. However, even though his overweight body shows little to no change, his mind has grown over the years and his creativity, cunning, and cruelty are far beyond those normally seen from a young boy.
To form a contingency plan for Eric Cartman, we must proceed carefully, as evidence suggests he may be on the same threat level as the Joker. Records indicate that those who threaten or pose a danger to Cartman are met with horrible consequences, from jailtime, to insanity, and even death.
Our areas of focus will include his mother, Liane, Cartman's obesity, and, most importantly, his overinflated hubris and foolish behavior.
issue is the ICA will come to his rescue MI6 might also try and save him considering he has saved the cover of many of their agents
Agent 47 ain't that easy bats.😂
Imagine that conversation between Batman and a contained, neutralized 47 who attempts to play upon the Caped Crusader's past and psychological weakpoints.
Impressive video. Thank you for the video.
Batman vs Agent 47 would be soooooooo cool.
Batman vs Agent 47, now that would be a fight for the ages. Batman is good, but 47.... he's the best in the business. Not to mention he usually has his Handler in his ear, Diana was it?
Contingency Plan Code: The Forbidden
Subject: Candyman
Luv the content
I'll be like trying to stop deadshot.
I got bad news, this plan isn't gonna work. Firstly, there is no way everyone elses cell phones are going to track 47 unless someone has reason to pull it out and start recording him. Secondly, he has an innate ability to 'see' where security cameras are aiming allowing him to literally avoid their cones of sight. This means with all that security, Gotham City is no more secure than a mid-level motel. As long as he's careful, he won't be seen.
Secondly, his ICA handler and resources means there would be a counter on his side to the plan where the ICA could easily use the corrupt bureaucracy of Gotham to get Agent 47 an entry point into the city undetected. From there he could be any cop, any employee, anyone.
With Agent 47 in Gotham, Batman isn't likely to run into Agent 47 unless they happen across the same target, on the same night.
But a lot of your later 'contingency plans' rely on techno-mumbo-jumbo which wouldn't work such as 'Gun Jammers' which are mentioned in previous videos and now 'simply highjacking every technological device and cell phone to provide live real time tracking'... yeah. No... that's not even how the average security system works.
Most low security systems are ran by home ran local area networks where the cameras record to a drive or upload to a security company and has quite a delayed response. IF the person manages to actually trigger said system. Secondly, said systems rarely, if ever are capable of handling facial recognition. It's always detect motion or noise, set off alarm. But never anything like keeping an eye out for a specific face. Medium security systems often go through private security contractors. And in Gotham are likely highly privatized with even the GCPD police system being on a local area network. Higher security systems are almost always exclusively private network with their own private security staff monitoring it.
Now with Agent 47, his face isn't in any databases meaning you'd have to create an entry on the very few systems capable of facial recognition. And hope he happened across something like an airport or a really ritzy bank without a disguise on.
You can't just 'magically detect someone' with computers. Especially when they have no personal links or connections to said systems. No matter how good the lock, someone will always be able to open it. And Agent 47 isn't some Arkham Crazy.
This plan fails in its invention, relying things like civilian cellphones to somehow be able to magically pick up Agent 47 when the phones never likely leave the pockets of their wearer or ever enter camera mode.
For Agent 47, this is just another day at work; don't make a scene, don't get on camera. And do what you've been literally doing all your life. He'd literally also know about such a massive, all agency level hack because the ICA would see such a brute force surveillance invasion a mile away.
Play ave Mariah, with Batman. I think we got something here. After all they did do Batman vs the ninja turtles. Huh?
Batman vs agent 47
Yeah, he faced the Shredder on Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and disarm Batman from round 2 knowing Batman moveset.
That’s should be an interesting clash between those two.Never know what there gonna do.
Contingency Plan Code: Champion of Chaos
Subject: Prince Dethrix Drakath II (or simply Drakath: AQW/DF)
I love these, but don't mess with agent 47 😎
Contingency Plan Code: hell fighter
Subject: Doom Slayer
Answer: get him a new bunny pet 🐰
Already did it four months ago.
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Contingency plan code "Eclipse
Target: The Godhand
Contingency plan its naughty time
Subject: naughty bear (he is well known in dead by daylight and his own game serise)
Contingency plan for Swat Kats please
Contigency: Meat Grinder
Subject: Jerma985
Contingency Plan for Judge Holden
Contingency Plan Code: Yellow Burn
Subject: Yang Xiao Long
Batman Contigency Plans: Oh also Khan Noonian Sing too
Fun fact: Nightwing is Agent 37.
What!?
Contingency Plan Code: Very Angry Indeed Subject: Marvin the Martian
Some Info that is great to use: His achievement of destroying earth in another universe and able to shoot Martian Manhunter
Robin: "Mom Batman is using the Internet to spy again!"
Mom: "It's okay because I am Batman!"
Contingency Plan Code: Dictionary
Subject: Word Girl
He would also have to plan for the narrator. Cause the narrator can warn and speak with the characters
Contingency Plan Code: Time Compression.
Subject: Ultimecia.
Answer: Prevent the shipping of Squall and Rinoa.
Contingency Plan: Undead Tyrant
Subject name: Nemesis
Contingency Plan Code: Archimedes
Subject: The Medic (Team Fortress 2)
Don't need city wide sonar , just need detective vision
Continuity plan:silent demon
Subject:Karl ferberg
Contingency Plan Code: Dictionary
Subject: Maxwell (Scribblenauts)
Man I'd love to see who comes out on top with this. 47 vs Batman.
Contingency Code: Your Soul Is Mine.
Subject Name: Shang Tsung
Contingency Plan Code: Twisted Clown
Subject: Sweet Tooth
Batman’s next contingency plan should be about the sleepwalkers from Stephen King
Oracle: Hey Bruce, you might want to check this file.
Mission briefing:
“Good afternoon 47. Your target is Bruce Wayne, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and as we recently discovered, is the masked vigilante known as Batman. He spends his nights terrorizing local crime syndicates and is an active member of The Justice League. Roman Sionis, our client, has ordered us to put an end to Bruce as revenge for his interference. The ICA has negotiated a deal with Roman that will supply us with weapons and cover aid for the next 20 years. Bruce is attending a party in the Gotham Convention Center, where he is expected to make a massive donation to the local city orphanage. As much as I dislike this assignment, the Board has decided to send the best we have. The clock is ticking 47, good luck. I will leave you to prepare.”
“Bruce, you really should have considered Diana Burnwood in this contingency. I’ll have Jason on standby at the party. I’m not taking no for an answer.”
I was hoping the Cilent to be a mister Joe Ker :P. Nice write up
Contingency Plan: Operation “Mailman”
Subject: Codename “6”
Contigency Plan: Paddy's Pub
Subject: The Gang
It's a bit out there, but I figured due to their ability to ruin the lives of anyone who interacts with them, it might tick Batman off. Plus Frank is like a way more depraved verison of the Pengiun and Charlie definely has a bit of Ratcatcher in him.
Contingency Plan Code: 'Blissful Ignorance'
Subject: Faith Seed.
Contingency Plan Code: Not bird or plane or even frog
Subject: Underdog
Contingency Plan Code: Revelations
Subjects: Akira Fudo aka Devilman and Ryo Asuka aka Satan
(Week 3)
Contingency Plan Code: Songs of War
Subject: Ingressus Voltaris (aka Deathsinger)
Contingency Plan Code: Dark Lord Reborn
Subject: Soma Cruz
Do the punisher a contingency plan against him would be interesting or Jason Bourne
Contingency plancode: The King of Curses
Subject: Ryomen Sukuna
Contingency Plan Code: Let's dance boys
Subject: Bayonetta (Cereza)
Contingency plan code: ultimate life form
Subject: ultimate kars
Contingency Plan Code: Perfect Dark
Subject: Joanna Dark
Contingency plan Code: Clowns
Subject: The Payday Gang
Contingency Plan Code: Kick in the Head
Subject: Courier 6
There's one fatal flaw with this plan. 47 was listening to the recording all along.