@@LoganSimpkins04 I didn't see the original video. It's not a very hard joke to come up with, and I've got better things to do than keep an eye on new uploads of videos I've already seen to rewrite a comment with different wording for 400 UA-cam likes.
it's kind of hard to come up with a real plan against a guy who shoots arrows at you, heck a lot of his basic counters would work on half the heroes here including arm breaking.
It’s funny bc Batman basically is like bruh anyone Bruce Wayne cares about take them hostage or his parents grave. Basically Bruce and Oliver are so op you have to physically do something to them to stop them
*File Codename: SAD ORPHAN.* "If Batman becomes a threat, contact Alfred immediately. Batman will be grounded for at least one week, with no access to his toys."
It wouldn’t kill manhunter he’s not weak to fire physically just psychologically if he’s set on fire he can heal himself and theoretically burn forever or until he gets tired
@@juliancontreras7113 i mean basically yeah, the moment your immune system finds out about red meat due, you become unable to eat it without getting nauseated and get hives Shit happens if some kind beetle bites you
I mean...he's right. It's a good idea to try and play on batman emotional trauma, but it's also a very dangerous thing to toy with. Cuz we've seen that the people who try playing on it who werent fast enough to take him down, ended up with some of the worst punishments he can dish out
Yeah, but it's really an empty threat. Batman doesn't kill and supposedly avoids permanent injuries. So, there's nothing to fear really for a hardy villian.
@@Volodymyr.Yermakov That's true for a Batman who's still in a sound state of mind. But the one thing that Batman truly fears however, is going through the trauma of losing his family again. The "Bat-family" is the closest thing he has, and if he's driven to a desperate point where he has to choose between saving their lives, and killing the villain... I'm pretty sure he won't fail his family a 2nd time.
Yeah his plan for himself really doesn't make sense. But that might be because the other members of the Justice League can already overpower him though
If Batman turned rouge most often it would be due to mind control so I mean yea it might work if he just wine rouge by himself tho he can just get his back broken again
"While Batman is a master strategist and combatant, and very handsome and rich and popular, and all of the girls love him, and literally just the coolest and Superman is just jealous... ahem, where was I?"
I love how almost every other league member’s contingency plan involves some complex procedure such as manipulation, meanwhile Batman’s is just “Bro ur dads dead lol”
Batman is the only one capable of immediate manipulation. He had the tools and knowledge. No one else does. So naturally his contingency has to be way less complex for immediate application. Well that, and any one of them could just pull out his heart.
@@JarelJay Lmfao yes! 😂😂😂This is how ridiculously prepared he is for things. 😂In the movie (Justice League Doom) When the Justice League has a meeting after they're all saved from their attacks, Batman explains his contingency plans were stolen and how. He also mentions and even Superman called it, he had a contingency if they got stolen and so they had a homing beacon which allowed the league to know where Vandal Savage and his legion of doom was based. Seriously, Batman is fucking crazy. 😂😂😂😂
@@Soldier-wi8ps Overprotective mom: *wraps you up in a shit ton of bubble wrap* Batman: pfffft, I can top that *creates a contingency plan for his contingency plans that stop any rogue leaguers, even himself* Batman takes safety to the next level 😂😂
Omni-Man is the realistic version of what would happen if Superman went evil. But Superman has an exploitable weakness. Omni-Man doesn't have one except his love for his son (I haven't read the comic to see any others)
@@sizzychittybangbang Superman is way more impervious than Omni-man Wonder woman Martian man-hunter and the rest of the justice league would absolutely stomp him. And knowing Batman he'd probably suspect omni-man's betrayal.
@@kemeshiaedwards4879 I didn’t, that’s neat. If they didn’t have a screech power a super strength character could power clap over his ears, that will rock his shit.
Fun fact: in the DCeased storyline, it turns out that Green Arrow wasn’t part of the Contingency Plans, causing Oliver to get pretty salty. This implies that Batman can just whoop his ass the old school way if he turned evil.
I mean Oliver Queen is literally Batman without the parental loss that turned him OCD. Instead, Ollie had to learn how to survive on deserted island and learned that he can use his skills to fight crime.
@Kowl Yeah and as Flashpoint Paradox and Flash War have shown paralysis really isn't cutting it for a contingency plan. Tbf even Batman himself sounds unsure of this method so I think it's fair to say that he needs to review that contingency plan so that it works for both Barry and Wally (although I don't know how you'd effectively incapacitate Wally considering he's covered up all his weaknesses, while he maybe brings too much to the table to deal with like his ability to time and dimension travel at will). Also Green Arrow has been able to fight without arms before so Batman's contingency plan is faulty in the case of this one. Although tbf Green Arrow is still human like Batman himself.
Reminds me of Jamm in the Drawfee video where they draw DC heroes they've never heard of. (Be warned, their interpretation of Jamm can never be unseen.)
@@anthonyrodriguez8788 consider looking at the devastator ( I think that his name batman) the only reason the world is standing is because superman allows it to stand
@@mariodoomfist1049 the same applies to half the heroes and villains on earth, anyone even approaching Superman level is strong enough to destroy the earth if they jump too hard. also judging heroes strenth in different universe isnt really reliable because we don't know how strong or weak the other heroes are in that universe, especially if the heroes and villains in question are from the Dark Multiverse. also yes your right it is Devastator.
@@canavarkatili6157 Worse yet is that Homelander is SO much weaker than Superman. So much so, I think that the nuclear bomb strapped to his chest was overkill.
Funfact: The contingency is called Agamemnon, based on a Greek emperor whose life was basically defined by treachery and heinous crime. Basically Batman acknowledges that in spite of everything, this is a betrayal of people he cares about
Actually, it's "Agamemmno." Agamemmno was a villain from a storyline called "The Silver Age" written by Mark Waid, wherein a group of villains switched bodies with the Justice League with Agamemmno's help and proceeded to try to take over the world. This story was followed up on in Waid's next story with the Justice League- The Tower of Babel, of which the Doom movie was based. In it, it was revealed that after the Agemammno incident, Batman created the contingency plans to disable the Justice League, which were stolen by Ra's Al Ghul to disable the League in his bid to depopulate the Earth.
@@RDMacQ To be fair, Agamemno and his origin story are almost certainly inspired by the Agamemnon in Greek myth (not to mention the similarity in their names). Before the events in with the JL, Agamemno's own subjects attempted to assassinate him, which indirectly led to him discovering Earth, and then near the end of his arc he was betrayed again by Lex Luthor. Definitely a connection between the two Agamemies. So technically you are both right.
@@RDMacQ You’re correct! ALSO, Agamemno and these characters were written based on the king who started the Aegean wars where the Greeks fought each other to unify on the one leader, Agamemnon himself.
I like how Batman’s contingency for himself is kind of how Joker tends to do things. Don’t try to engage him head on, distract him, harm innocents, take hostages and poke at his weak points. The less time Batman has to think about what the big picture is and the less focused he is, the better off you’ll be.
Yeah that explain why Batman stopped himself from killing Superman in BVS when he heard Martha. He admits that he has a soft spot for his parents and other innocents.
"So, how do you keep a secret from the world's greatest detective? Well, do you know? It's easy! You stick it right in front of him, right under his long, pointy nose... and wait!" - Joker Arkham City
At 4:44 you can hear Batman take a deep breath right before he shares the contingency plan he has for himself. You can tell he doesn’t/didn’t wanna do this to begin with but knows he has too
Ik this is an older vid and comment but In the JLA doom film his contingency plan for himself is the justice league. I think I've also read or seen something that mentioned this was his contingency plan alongside the one mentioned here because he can't remember contingency code:detective, due to a mind wipe or something of the last file
@@jarredwatson2174 I mean some people would ask "Well what if the Justice League has gone bad too?" well in that case the whole world would probably be obliterated and the contingency wouldn't matter because who will stop them am i right.
Batman: *Walks in the Justice league's round table room* Batman: I can kill everyone in this room including myself *Jazz music stops* Flash: Dude........not cool
@@mcolottiboy well, the plans are speciallised in non lethal actions, but the methods can be changed to lethal with just some adjusts, like wild vandal did in the movie
I mean, the only thing Batman really has going for him is his mind and determination. He's strong, rich, and brilliant, but he's still just a man. Catching him off guard, or keeping his thoughts unbalanced is the best way to overcome his cunning.
@@dragonheart1236 true i mean talia managed to drug bruce and got some of that bat dck for herself and got pregnant, plus majority of the timelines and multiverse versions that batman lost was because he got distracted in one way or another
In injustice, he slides into flashes orifices and knocks him out. It’s basically durability negation, since everyone has organs. So that would be a problem if he pulls it off.
@@pavanmulani9567 Neutralize, but impossible to kill. He can even turn into a gaseous state or a giant, which makes the freeze strategy even more difficult. There's a reason he says he's glad he's on their side, and doesn't say that about Superman or anyone else
In the comics a dude froze Plastic Man and then shattered him. A few minutes later he made like the T-1000 and pulled himself back together. Plus, his organs are stated to be just as stretchy and durable as the rest of him, so trying to attack those is useless as well (unless you had an Invader Zim style organ snatcher).There's a reason Batman brought up storage instead of "bash him to pieces". O'Brian is practically immortal!
Well... the contingency for the Flash was awful. Paralysis? He can pass through solid objects, no way you paralyze him. Use extreme cold, it would be much more effective.
@@AysaMetric On the contrary. Flash's ability to vibrate through objects is exactly what Batman is counting on. If you read the comic these plans come from, Batman made a special Bullet that vibrates in a way that would lodge into Flash when he tried to vibrate through it and paralyze him. Hitting Flash is nearly impossible. He's literally faster than anything you can imagine, but if you abuse him being cocky enough to let you hit him, he'll go down pretty easily. Like how Superman just lets bullets bounce off of him because he's used to them not being able to hurt him.
*"No way you paralize The Flash."* - got shot by bullets/arrows - having a bomb on his wrist - Superman broke his leg - get caught by a sticky thing that Zoom used I don't think there is no way to paralize him. If he's that good at passing through objects, so he won't have any trouble. he can do, but not always can.
Agememnon Contingency. Code Name: Conquerer. Nolan Grayson, better known as Omni-Man is a formidable opponent, rivaling the strength, speed, and endurance of Superman. But although he does not share the same Kryptonian weakness to Kryptonite, he does have an easily exploitable weakness. Viltrumite's share a common weakness within the inner ear that makes them highly susceptible to high frequency sounds emitted into their upper ear canal. This would with brief exposure allow for others to incapacitate him and with longer exposure this would likely be fatal. The sound frequencies found in Black Canary's recordings of her own screams played at higher volumes would likely work for this.
@@angusmarch1066 I technically spoiled the comics but I think that if you're reading my comment people will probably have guess that I was going to spoil what Omni-Man's weakness is when I said his name in the first sentence lol. Should I add a spoiler warning?
One of my favorite parts about Batman’s contingency plans is that they are constant works in progress (for many of them, he says that further research is required). This means that even with how busy Batman is with issues spanning from small crimes in Gotham to the potentially intergalactic threats that the Justice League fights, Batman is still putting considerable amounts of time (constantly) into figuring out and researching ways to take down his friends. He’s likely even taking copious mental notes on every move they make (and their strengths, weaknesses, motivations, etc…) while he’s fighting enemies alongside them.
He also has to keep up on his training and combat drills, and he has to maintain a multi-billion dollar company, also also he has to maintain a social life as Bruce Wayne
Batman holds his own as a member of the justice league because of his vast intellect and attention to detail. He puts his brilliance to work through planning and testing. He makes sure he understands every detail about something. That’s why he’s my favorite. He proves that strength of the human mind.
don’t forget he also lives life as Bruce, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, buncha other stuff in his life ugh the time management and discipline this guy has makes me shiver
When making the plans for himself if he were to somehow turn, you can just hear how disheartened Batman feels when declaring “he is only human”. Kevin Conroy did an excellent job showing Batman’s inner feelings while making these plans
Green Arrow is a human, with no superpowers, and despite being a simple one, Batman even comes up with a contingency for him. It really shows the respect he has for Olly
@@entity_meme8423 Still, he at least saw him as enough of a threat to warrant discussing him. He could've just not said anything about him and just known he could break his arm, but he believes Green Arrow is enough of a threat that he needs to actively mention disabling his arm
Whoever wrote this dialougue deserves some credit. They could've just written Batman as cold and calculating. But instead they have Batman apologizing for whomever finds this recording and referring to fellow Leaguers as his friends. It really shows that Batman views his plans a deeply regrettable necessity.
THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS That line seriously startled me. Batman changed from listing facts to talking to you personally. Edit: the amount of likes I got seriously startled me.
Batman who laughs use this contengcy plans while the difference is he forced superman to kill his wife and child and after he destroy the world. Btw check the origin dark nights metal: batman who laughs.
It’s probably because they all believe and know he could wipe them out so it’s just a reminder that although at times he may seem meta human and untouchable he’s not
Rest in peace Kevin Conroy, you are the best batman voice and generations have grown up watching your voice acting. Thank you for giving us a great character to listen to and a voice we'll never fully replace.
@@nothing1more487 no..not at all...Lex is probably the smartest human on earth but not a detective or a master strategist like Batman,plus Batman spends so many hours fighting alongside these heroes so he knows their moves and their secrets
4:57 You can hear him starting to hesitate. He doesn't hesitate with the others, and several ideas are theories, but he knows exactly what would hurt _him._ He's putting down the one thing that he knows will work.
I love how much Batman is confident. He details everything that would make him have an enormous disadvantage in a confrontation, and then simply says "Think carefully before you do this".
Facts bro. I’m fucking here for it. He’s just like “if you find yourself in this particular situation, you really, really need to be on fucking point bc imma lose my shit if you put me in this position.”
0:00: Introduction 0:29: Superman 1:09: Martian Manhunter 1:40: Green Lantern 2:34: Wonder Woman 3:05: Plastic Man 3:38: Other Justice League Members 4:46: Batman
Agamemnon Contingency File Codename *Pantheon* Shazam, although a recent addition to the core of the League, has proven to be one of the League's heaviest hitters, and if he goes rogue, may become a frequent and devastating enemy. The Rock of Eternity, being the origin of his, and Black Adam's power, would make a possible target, but a last resort. His physical appearance mimics that of Superman's build, but it is his mannerisms and maturity that give away his biggest factor about his identity; his real age. Billy Batson, a 12 year old boy living in a foster home, despite having the Wisdom of Solomon, has yet to be humbled by the League's entire roster, at most. Should he go rogue, like Batman, hostages will be a great distraction, especially if they are his foster family. If forced into a hand-to-hand, the Justice Buster suit will be able to restrain him until he willingly calls out the phrase that reverts him to his real identity. Note: Negotiate with Deadman to possess his body so Billy Batson is incapacitated, as a last resort when non-magical means are insufficient.
Agamenon Contingency Codename: Spirit Debt Deadman is an intangible being who's spirit is cursed to roam the living world and is capable of possessing anyone he chooses with their normal voice. Possible weaknesses are not physical since Boston Brand is declared dead, but with psychological weaknesses know no mortal coil. The voice synthesizer could be calibrated to match his loved ones and draw him out of whatever body he is hiding in. As for containment, the Phantom Zone would be the best containment. Must research further for possible cracks in Phantom Zone containment methods.
@@Spectrum_Country1028 Note: Watch for any unusual speech patterns or mannerisms in JLA members, as this could be a sign of possession by Boston Brand.
@@mechanwhal6590 Dr. Wayne, the dedicated SCP researcher (and secret O-5 Council Member) is dedicated to keeping the SCP's seperately known as "Speedforce Addict", "Amazon", "Son of Krypton", "Man from Mars", "Living Machine", "The Man With the Ring" and "Holy Diver" contained, he is their personal researcher.
Agamemnon Contingency - File Codename: 'Extraterrestrial'. Onmi-Man is a powerful combatant and well beyond our strongest heroes. His flight capabilities are hard to counter in high-altitude areas, and his speed makes him a formidable opponent at close range. Upon examining his body structure I found a complex stabilization system within his ears, which with a high enough frequency could stun -- or even incapacitate him. Further research into multidirectional frequency emitters is required.
@@Adam-nz3ix In a realistic sense it's hard to do that, due to the requirement of insane velocity (which is needed to make sure the acceleration of the affected body a.k.a Omni Man increases drastically upon impact) for a body-covering beam to create a force strong enough to simulate high gravity 🤔
Rest in Piece, Kevin Conroy. You'll forever be my all-time Batman, up there with the likes of West, Keaton, and Bale. His Batmen are my heroes, whether we're talking Timmverse, Arkham, or Injustice. Rest in Piece, sir. (1955-2022)
Can we comment how out of everyone, he singled out Wonder Woman as a good friend and as the one who who’d be the hardest to face for him, I find that both heartbreaking and immensely adorable at the same time, especially after unlimited
I love it. These plans are the key to essentially eliminating the justice league. If these end up on someone else’s hands, there’s no telling what they can do with the information. Batman has to warn whoever’s listening of the consequences using any of these would have. It’s chilling.
Think carefully before you do this wasn’t meant for the contingency plan. It was meant for the part where he talked about take and use his friends or family as hostages.
That and for some reason when he talks about the ring making him blind, in my mind I’m just like damn why green lantern always gotta take the daaaaamn that’s unfortunate type of Ls. But the way he said it gave me that spinechilling feeing too
yes he has a chemical compound for Spider-Man that you can coat all of his costumes and gadgets and cars and everything else with so that all of his stuff would be completely non-stick so Spider-Man would be unable to use his webbing for even stick to it.
Agamemnon Contingency File code name: Jolly Green The Incredible Hulk, the so called “Strongest there is.” While we should count ourselves lucky that Doctor Bruce Banner has an understanding with his alter ego, the past has shown that given the right circumstances, Hulk poses the greatest threat his world and perhaps the universe has ever known. And yet, even for him, there exist a few blinds spots that can be exploited. The alloys Adamantium and Vibranium for example have been proven strong enough to cut through even the Hulk’s steel like skin, as evidenced by his battles with the Wolverine and Black Panther. It would be easy enough to acquire either of those alloys and construct a suit able to combat him and deliver a fatal blow. For a more non lethal pacification, it’s been shown that mood control can easily stop the Hulk’s seemingly endless rage. Making him happy would have him revert to Bruce Banner in almost a minute. And one thing that makes Hulk happy is... wait.... puppies? That’s.... odd.
Also in a Justice league animated series episode where Batman and Flash are locked in a cell the code is 1939 and Batman says they are the numbers he uses
Kinda strange thing: "Charlie 27.5.1939" also links to Charles Deblois (was born 27 may 1939). Was a member of the House of Commons of Canada from 1988 to 1993. Probably just a coincidence, but its fun
But that was years after he got used to firing arrows with one arm and his teeth. If you broke one of his arms he would have to deal with the constant pain coming from it that would be hard to ignore if he kept moving it, instead of there being no arm at all, meaning no pain to break his focus while aiming.
Feel like every version of future Oliver had someone steal that specific plan from batman, tdr superman, the nail deathstroke, cw slade's son, futures end I think it was an omac version of canary
HastyCashew Yh and guy thought he could easily beat him i felt awkward reading and seeing guy get knocked down with one punch i can’t imagine how guy felt I would’ve just never mentioned it again and moved on but nope he’s a cocky barstard huh
Agamemnon contingency : File code name- SHAGGY Although the world just witnessed Shaggy’s destructive power, research shows that Shaggy has only tapped 1% of his power. He is a major threat, and further research must be done to gain basic understanding of his potential. Shaggy is powerful and unpredictable, however, a “Scooby Snack” can be use to tame, distract, or even persuade him on to doing your will. Doing trades with Shaggy using Scooby snacks can be very effective, however, a Scooby Snack will be rendered ineffective in the presence of a Mega Tower Ham Sandwich.
The plan for green lantern is the most complex one. For all other members,their specific set of powers and weaknesses are already known,making it much more easier to prepare a contingency plan. In the case of a lantern,it is impossible to anticipate what a construct would be like,as the possibilities are endless. Lantern can also attack with literally anything in the known universe and multiverse alike. Not to mention the ring provides an automatic defense shield without the wearer's willpower. Green lantern has always been underrated.
Extreme Enigma uh but some of them are really predictable though if you know them well enough. hal’s constructs are very typical and the most predictable as he himself says he goes for the simple stuff to get the job done. guy is quite predictable too. kyle is the most unpredictable to me imo. he’s an artist and never likes using the same construct twice
Whenever I read a comic or graphic novel and I read what Batman is saying, I always hear Kevin Conroy’s voice in my head. He truly is the definitive voice of Bruce Wayne.
*Agaememnon contingency-file code name: Tin man* Iron man is an incredibly versatile combatant, his suits and their countless configurations and weaponry make him highly resourceful, and extremely dangerous. His intelligence is also to be considered, being able to adapt and create his strategies on a dime. But he is far from invincible, apart from being particularly arrogant, his suits are weak against certain technological devices, an EMP can disable his suit and render him motionless, or with the help of an advanced virus, cause his armor's internal systems to malfunction, providing several weak spots. But this contingency could be rendered ineffective, knowing he's constantly enhancing and upgrading his suits, as well as creating new ones, he may have found a way to counter the effects of the weapons that i've listed. Further observation pending.
*Agaememnon contingency-File code name: Along came the Spider* Spider man is know for his simple yet powerfull abilities , as well as his compasion and humerous nature, but he has been shown to be extremly aggresive in personal matters, leading him to commit violent acts, and one can only hope he never comes in contact with his "black suit" once more, but if any of the former occasions ever come to pass, it's mandatory that i make this. While incredibly usefull for protection aganist unknown attacks and hidden adversaries , his "spider sense" as he deems it , can be tricked to not detect threats, and if done properly , make him sense danger where there is none. I've created a toxic gas that, once inhaled, will lower his speed and reflexes, and hopefully disable his spider senses by making it feel as if there was an incoming danger in every direction. And once his web shooters are disabled, being his only means for escape, he can be quickly dispatched.
I like this version of the Tower Of Babyl plans especially since it shows: a) Batman was really uncomfortable doing this to his closest friends. b) Bats DID consider a way to take down himself, showing a certain amount of humility.
I love how Batman doesn’t gloat about his detective skills or toughness and acknowledges that he has more of plausible weakness than anyone else on the Justice League.
I love how Conroy’s tone shifts when it comes to Batman. He speaks more slowly as he names his own blind spots. It gives the impression Batman truly is reluctant to make these plans, especially for himself. 5:15 Also this is just scary
While Batman is a master strategist and combatant, he is only human. The best way to disable his strategic abilities is to distract him. To strategize about something requires focusing on it. And you can’t focus on multiple things at the same time. Also, making plans requires time. Imagine what you can do during that time. It is possible to distract Batman’s focus on something, and interrupt his time to come up with another plan.
I do love that Batman knows that he has just as much of a risk as becoming bad as anyone else in the league. It really shows that he only has these plans for the worst case scenario.
"Red kryptonite: requires further testing"
Next day in the hall of justice
"Hey Clark, catch!"
Lol
Then it transform into an evil ant-headed humanoid lunatic dragon dwarf with beard
Imponte Deluxo lol
@@LoganSimpkins04
Unintentionally, but I don't doubt it.
@@LoganSimpkins04
I didn't see the original video. It's not a very hard joke to come up with, and I've got better things to do than keep an eye on new uploads of videos I've already seen to rewrite a comment with different wording for 400 UA-cam likes.
Batman is the type of guy to say, "no witnesses" and take himself out.
Lmao
😂
Lmao
That’s funny as hell
In a way that is true that's if U watch Red Sun
"While Batman is a master strategist and combatant... he is only human...." R.I.P Kevin Conroy 🕊️
@@TheRealA-Train I'll never stopped missing him
@@TheRealA-Train you’ll miss him forever. without him your crime has no punchline
Gone but not forgotten
Rip to the legend it still doesn't feel real he was my childhood hero and then he was just gone. he was Batman and always will be.
The Batman that we imagine whenever we read a Batman comic.
Lmao, I love how he has all these complex contingency plans and then his plan for Green Arrow is basically just “Break his fucking arm.”
it's kind of hard to come up with a real plan against a guy who shoots arrows at you, heck a lot of his basic counters would work on half the heroes here including arm breaking.
I mean his counter to Zatanna was literally just punch her throat.
@@zer0stars and I literally expected him to have same strategy against Black Canary other than playback her own scream to cancel out the frequency
It’s funny bc Batman basically is like bruh anyone Bruce Wayne cares about take them hostage or his parents grave. Basically Bruce and Oliver are so op you have to physically do something to them to stop them
@@duongallen4094 he did mention the use of teargas tho
How to defeat Robin:
*Slaps face*
Haha. I like that reference.
Dislocate shoulders as well
With a crowbar
Todd Strange Discombobulate
@@Doctor_Straing_Strange Discombobulate
*File Codename: SAD ORPHAN.*
"If Batman becomes a threat, contact Alfred immediately. Batman will be grounded for at least one week, with no access to his toys."
But what if Alfred becomes a threat?
@@brickchannel347 *_OH FUCK_*
@@brickchannel347 bro he’s the most unstoppable dc character, if batman were to be killed or something, no one could stop him
@@brickchannel347 if Alfred goes rouge omniverse is fucked
@@brickchannel347 we all die
Batman: "my plans were to immobilize you, not kill.
Batman recording this: "I'm gonna burn Martian manhunter alive"
don't forget giving Superman radiation poisiong.
@@anthonyrodriguez8788 And freezing Plastic Man solid
It wouldn’t kill manhunter he’s not weak to fire physically just psychologically if he’s set on fire he can heal himself and theoretically burn forever or until he gets tired
@@wingedbluj1674 plastic man can survive that I’m pretty sure
The only potentially fatal thing here is Superman's. J'onn can't be killed by fire
Batman saying " The ring will then make them blind" was honestly really terrifying
It's like your Immune System registering you can see
I love how even he hates Guy Gardener lmfao
@@juliancontreras7113 i mean basically yeah, the moment your immune system finds out about red meat due, you become unable to eat it without getting nauseated and get hives
Shit happens if some kind beetle bites you
@@nvr2late666 to be fair most league members can't stand guy.
We can test that at the cost of a mere Gardener's eyes
Batman's like
"Even though I'm telling you my weaknesses you ain't gon do shit"
Gonna leave this at 69
Lurkingooze362 Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed. You may finally like now good sir
God tier comment.
@@symbiotic111 You're goddamn right
Unless your joker because hes batman's kryptonite
Bat sees one of his fellow heroes hurt by an enemy: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN !
Yeah that's accurate.
Spongebob just works with everything😂
Lol 🤣😂
I mean..... basically. He just remembers where and how they got hurt and then does his own testing
Omg i lost my shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way Kevin Conroy executes the line "Think carefully before you do this" is so chilling and unnerving. I love it.
Bro he puts the fear god in my soul every time I hear it. RIP Kevin Conroy, what a fucking legend
I mean...he's right. It's a good idea to try and play on batman emotional trauma, but it's also a very dangerous thing to toy with. Cuz we've seen that the people who try playing on it who werent fast enough to take him down, ended up with some of the worst punishments he can dish out
Yea like he breaks the fourth wall when he says that.
Yeah, but it's really an empty threat. Batman doesn't kill and supposedly avoids permanent injuries. So, there's nothing to fear really for a hardy villian.
@@Volodymyr.Yermakov That's true for a Batman who's still in a sound state of mind. But the one thing that Batman truly fears however, is going through the trauma of losing his family again. The "Bat-family" is the closest thing he has, and if he's driven to a desperate point where he has to choose between saving their lives, and killing the villain... I'm pretty sure he won't fail his family a 2nd time.
Batman really said: "If I turn evil I'll still be good enough to be distracted by hostages. Also just say Martha and Thomas and I'll cry."
wow I feel dumb now. I guess it means that on some level the hostages will be friends and Diana will say "do you really not care about them?",
Batman who laughs: lol
Yeah his plan for himself really doesn't make sense. But that might be because the other members of the Justice League can already overpower him though
If Batman turned rouge most often it would be due to mind control so I mean yea it might work if he just wine rouge by himself tho he can just get his back broken again
@@midwestmadman9702 deadass bro on a high horse- is what i would say but lmfao he’s beaten each and everyone on e
"While Batman is a master strategist and combatant, and very handsome and rich and popular, and all of the girls love him, and literally just the coolest and Superman is just jealous... ahem, where was I?"
😂😂😂
Hahahaha
Lol
Agamemnon Contingency; Codename Detective
"There is no contigency plan for me, just I am just so awesome and kewl."
Lol
Best comment ever.
Kevin Conroy: "This is Batman."
DAMN. STRAIGHT.
Church yo
Yesssir
Rest his soul.
Kevin, you will always be, the Fother Muckin’ Batman!
Hearing his voice isolated like this really makes it clear how great he was. Now Mr. Conroy goes into the night one final time.
Kevin Conroy *is* the (k)night. He is vengeance. He. Is. Batman! May he rest in peace, for he will be missed.
I love how almost every other league member’s contingency plan involves some complex procedure such as manipulation, meanwhile Batman’s is just “Bro ur dads dead lol”
And for Green Arrow “Just break his fucking arm or some shit idk”
Batman is the only one capable of immediate manipulation. He had the tools and knowledge. No one else does. So naturally his contingency has to be way less complex for immediate application.
Well that, and any one of them could just pull out his heart.
@@Small_child_punter Yep. Honestly with Batman the biggest advantage you could get is "making him pause for a second."
I know right,a Yo Mama joke and he's immobilized
@@abhishekiyer1270 "That's why yo mama dead🗿dead as hell🗿what shoes she got on🗿what shoes she had on in her casket🗿"
I love how Batman even has a Contingency plan for himself. Dude has prep time on top of prep time.
Also had a contingency FOR his contingencies if they were ever stolen. Think about that. 😂😂
@@Soldier-wi8ps so he has contingency plans for contingency plans???
@@JarelJay
Lmfao yes! 😂😂😂This is how ridiculously prepared he is for things. 😂In the movie (Justice League Doom) When the Justice League has a meeting after they're all saved from their attacks, Batman explains his contingency plans were stolen and how. He also mentions and even Superman called it, he had a contingency if they got stolen and so they had a homing beacon which allowed the league to know where Vandal Savage and his legion of doom was based. Seriously, Batman is fucking crazy. 😂😂😂😂
@@Soldier-wi8ps Overprotective mom: *wraps you up in a shit ton of bubble wrap*
Batman: pfffft, I can top that *creates a contingency plan for his contingency plans that stop any rogue leaguers, even himself*
Batman takes safety to the next level 😂😂
@@gaywerewolf1294
Lmfao, exactly! It's insane but awesome! 😂
"Think carefully before you do this."
Chills.
Same
In other words "I don't need to kill you to fuck you up"
Hella goosebumps fr
Who was that?
I actually got scared when he said this
Me: “Why would he need contingency plans?”
(watches Omni-Man)
Me: “Yea, no l get it.”
Omni-Man is the realistic version of what would happen if Superman went evil. But Superman has an exploitable weakness. Omni-Man doesn't have one except his love for his son (I haven't read the comic to see any others)
@@sizzychittybangbang Superman is way more impervious than Omni-man Wonder woman Martian man-hunter and the rest of the justice league would absolutely stomp him. And knowing Batman he'd probably suspect omni-man's betrayal.
@@sizzychittybangbang you do know that viltrumites have sensitive ears so someome like black Canary could kill him
@@kemeshiaedwards4879 I didn’t, that’s neat. If they didn’t have a screech power a super strength character could power clap over his ears, that will rock his shit.
@@sizzychittybangbang he has one but I won’t spoil it it is shown in the comics
Fun fact: in the DCeased storyline, it turns out that Green Arrow wasn’t part of the Contingency Plans, causing Oliver to get pretty salty.
This implies that Batman can just whoop his ass the old school way if he turned evil.
Well it’s for people with powers
Break his arm lol, the DCeased rant after he kills Aquaman is hillarious
I mean Oliver Queen is literally Batman without the parental loss that turned him OCD. Instead, Ollie had to learn how to survive on deserted island and learned that he can use his skills to fight crime.
Also fun fact: he headshots dead aqua man while he was on top of a sea monster, during a storm, and being hella far away
Meanwhile Robin in the Robot Chicken universe is silently crying in the corner.
Every other member: *Very specific and scientific take down method*
Green Arrow: Just hold his arm down or something idk.
Batman might just cut a tendon w a batarang
I’m laughing too hard 😂
I mean flash too would just b paralysis. Like easier said than done, how do u manage to hit him the the dart, he’d move out of the way or catch it
@Kowl
Yeah and as Flashpoint Paradox and Flash War have shown paralysis really isn't cutting it for a contingency plan. Tbf even Batman himself sounds unsure of this method so I think it's fair to say that he needs to review that contingency plan so that it works for both Barry and Wally (although I don't know how you'd effectively incapacitate Wally considering he's covered up all his weaknesses, while he maybe brings too much to the table to deal with like his ability to time and dimension travel at will).
Also Green Arrow has been able to fight without arms before so Batman's contingency plan is faulty in the case of this one. Although tbf Green Arrow is still human like Batman himself.
If he's not paying attention you could get him.
Batman hyping himself up:
“Batman is the Chad of the Justice League, being able to Woo Diana easily”
Reminds me of Jamm in the Drawfee video where they draw DC heroes they've never heard of.
(Be warned, their interpretation of Jamm can never be unseen.)
He isn't lying tho
@Badass Batman but diana is useful
@@hakksemerci9988 I legit laughed for 3 minutes straight
@@infinitehwd2103 yes he is. he IS lying and deluding himself.
Me a few years ago: Batman you good?
Me after watching invincible: this aged well
fortunately for DC half the heroes and villains can actually fight Superman without getting one-shot killed.
@@anthonyrodriguez8788 consider looking at the devastator ( I think that his name batman) the only reason the world is standing is because superman allows it to stand
@@mariodoomfist1049 the same applies to half the heroes and villains on earth, anyone even approaching Superman level is strong enough to destroy the earth if they jump too hard.
also judging heroes strenth in different universe isnt really reliable because we don't know how strong or weak the other heroes are in that universe, especially if the heroes and villains in question are from the Dark Multiverse.
also yes your right it is Devastator.
and after watching the Boys
@@canavarkatili6157
Worse yet is that Homelander is SO much weaker than Superman. So much so, I think that the nuclear bomb strapped to his chest was overkill.
Kevin Conroy is a gift to humanity. Best voice for Batman ever.
Facts. Mark Hamil for joker too. Arkham games all the way
@@Quantavious75 Hell yeah
@Rickey Carroll Definitely Affleck
He is. I just don't want us to feel no one else can be the voice of Batman. Others have done an amazing job as well
I agree mate
Funfact: The contingency is called Agamemnon, based on a Greek emperor whose life was basically defined by treachery and heinous crime. Basically Batman acknowledges that in spite of everything, this is a betrayal of people he cares about
I thought it was because it's in case any of the heroes betrays the league, as in these would br the plans againstpotential traitors.
Double meaning, then.
Actually, it's "Agamemmno." Agamemmno was a villain from a storyline called "The Silver Age" written by Mark Waid, wherein a group of villains switched bodies with the Justice League with Agamemmno's help and proceeded to try to take over the world. This story was followed up on in Waid's next story with the Justice League- The Tower of Babel, of which the Doom movie was based. In it, it was revealed that after the Agemammno incident, Batman created the contingency plans to disable the Justice League, which were stolen by Ra's Al Ghul to disable the League in his bid to depopulate the Earth.
@@RDMacQ To be fair, Agamemno and his origin story are almost certainly inspired by the Agamemnon in Greek myth (not to mention the similarity in their names). Before the events in with the JL, Agamemno's own subjects attempted to assassinate him, which indirectly led to him discovering Earth, and then near the end of his arc he was betrayed again by Lex Luthor.
Definitely a connection between the two Agamemies.
So technically you are both right.
@@RDMacQ
You’re correct!
ALSO, Agamemno and these characters were written based on the king who started the Aegean wars where the Greeks fought each other to unify on the one leader, Agamemnon himself.
I like how Batman’s contingency for himself is kind of how Joker tends to do things. Don’t try to engage him head on, distract him, harm innocents, take hostages and poke at his weak points. The less time Batman has to think about what the big picture is and the less focused he is, the better off you’ll be.
Yeah that explain why Batman stopped himself from killing Superman in BVS when he heard Martha. He admits that he has a soft spot for his parents and other innocents.
"So, how do you keep a secret from the world's greatest detective? Well, do you know? It's easy! You stick it right in front of him, right under his long, pointy nose... and wait!"
- Joker Arkham City
At 4:44 you can hear Batman take a deep breath right before he shares the contingency plan he has for himself. You can tell he doesn’t/didn’t wanna do this to begin with but knows he has too
That's pretty much 90% of his character
Ik this is an older vid and comment but In the JLA doom film his contingency plan for himself is the justice league. I think I've also read or seen something that mentioned this was his contingency plan alongside the one mentioned here because he can't remember contingency code:detective, due to a mind wipe or something of the last file
@@jarredwatson2174 I mean some people would ask "Well what if the Justice League has gone bad too?" well in that case the whole world would probably be obliterated and the contingency wouldn't matter because who will stop them am i right.
It’s literally the Save Martha scene too
Batman: *Walks in the Justice league's round table room*
Batman: I can kill everyone in this room including myself
*Jazz music stops*
Flash: Dude........not cool
Martin XY heh
Another Batman walks in: wait what the FUCK
Neutralize, not kill.
@@mcolottiboy well, the plans are speciallised in non lethal actions, but the methods can be changed to lethal with just some adjusts, like wild vandal did in the movie
Theater batman : do you talk to fish?
Everyone else in the JL: A well strategic planned out move of attack
Batman: *remind him hes an orphan*
I mean, the only thing Batman really has going for him is his mind and determination. He's strong, rich, and brilliant, but he's still just a man. Catching him off guard, or keeping his thoughts unbalanced is the best way to overcome his cunning.
@@dragonheart1236 true i mean talia managed to drug bruce and got some of that bat dck for herself and got pregnant, plus majority of the timelines and multiverse versions that batman lost was because he got distracted in one way or another
Green Arrow: *break he's arms lul*
@@amedievalknight6yearsago691 I mean... can you shoot a bow with one arm?
@@Flamme-Sanabi not with that attitude, you can’t.
I love how Batman bascially confirms that Plastic Man is one of the most powerful Justice League members.
He's also one of the easiest to neutralize lol
And he basically just says “toss him in the freezer”
In injustice, he slides into flashes orifices and knocks him out. It’s basically durability negation, since everyone has organs. So that would be a problem if he pulls it off.
@@pavanmulani9567 Neutralize, but impossible to kill. He can even turn into a gaseous state or a giant, which makes the freeze strategy even more difficult. There's a reason he says he's glad he's on their side, and doesn't say that about Superman or anyone else
In the comics a dude froze Plastic Man and then shattered him. A few minutes later he made like the T-1000 and pulled himself back together. Plus, his organs are stated to be just as stretchy and durable as the rest of him, so trying to attack those is useless as well (unless you had an Invader Zim style organ snatcher).There's a reason Batman brought up storage instead of "bash him to pieces". O'Brian is practically immortal!
After watching Invincible and The Boys
Yeah, I am definitely with Batman on this one
Underrated comment
And Injustice
Brightburn
And Megamind
@@perfectlybalanced8995 oH god brightburn
Everyone in the JLA: *some well thought up plan*
Green Arrow: just break his arms lul
Well... the contingency for the Flash was awful. Paralysis? He can pass through solid objects, no way you paralyze him. Use extreme cold, it would be much more effective.
HeroBrian_333 well a gaseous chemical agent that induces paralysis would work
@@ryanbarefoot7194 Except he has a hyper-fast metabolism. A chemical would be processed through quickly. Nanobots would be more effective.
@@AysaMetric
On the contrary. Flash's ability to vibrate through objects is exactly what Batman is counting on.
If you read the comic these plans come from, Batman made a special Bullet that vibrates in a way that would lodge into Flash when he tried to vibrate through it and paralyze him.
Hitting Flash is nearly impossible. He's literally faster than anything you can imagine, but if you abuse him being cocky enough to let you hit him, he'll go down pretty easily. Like how Superman just lets bullets bounce off of him because he's used to them not being able to hurt him.
*"No way you paralize The Flash."*
- got shot by bullets/arrows
- having a bomb on his wrist
- Superman broke his leg
- get caught by a sticky thing that Zoom used
I don't think there is no way to paralize him. If he's that good at passing through objects, so he won't have any trouble.
he can do, but not always can.
Password: *Delta-Charlie-27-5-1939*
Batman's first comic appearance is on the 27/5/1939
"Delta Charlie" is part of the NATO alphabet for DC.
So you discovered the secret of the universe have you ? O.o
stainslaw Easter egg
🤯
Certified “Good job bruh” moment
Yeah I noticed part of that too not all of it tho great job
In light of recent news, never forget, his story may have ended, but his legacy lives on. Rest In Peace, Kevin Conroy.
Agememnon Contingency.
Code Name: Conquerer.
Nolan Grayson, better known as Omni-Man is a formidable opponent, rivaling the strength, speed, and endurance of Superman. But although he does not share the same Kryptonian weakness to Kryptonite, he does have an easily exploitable weakness. Viltrumite's share a common weakness within the inner ear that makes them highly susceptible to high frequency sounds emitted into their upper ear canal. This would with brief exposure allow for others to incapacitate him and with longer exposure this would likely be fatal. The sound frequencies found in Black Canary's recordings of her own screams played at higher volumes would likely work for this.
Superman is stronger though so he’d just murder Omni man
@@w_out7631 true but you can’t deny the man for putting in effort to write a whole contingency plan for Omni-man
I feel like you just spoiled Invincible S2 for no reason.
@@angusmarch1066 I technically spoiled the comics but I think that if you're reading my comment people will probably have guess that I was going to spoil what Omni-Man's weakness is when I said his name in the first sentence lol. Should I add a spoiler warning?
@@xanosghoul I guess. Its not that big a deal to me, Im not too fussed about spoilers but some people can get mad about that sort of stuff.
Did anybody else get chills when he paused before he began to speak about his own file?
Jonathan Varela shit got me scared Im like wait a minute he probably didn’t have one for himself but he did Im like shiit
The whole thing gives me chills, tbh.
Hesitance likely. He knows it must be done but he is still listing how someone could likely end him
Yeah he knows that he knows his worst enemy is himself.
@@StridingLuna
Check out Batman vs Owlman.
Villain: *finds this on Batman's computer and watches all of it *
Batman from behind: *THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS*
Oh shiet-
Jokers Response:
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He's right behind me is he?
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@@Coppernail67 i thought the link would send me to Jokers reaction to the IRS but this was good.
@@Ace2014Ace oh I don't think I know that one. I'll have to look it up
One of my favorite parts about Batman’s contingency plans is that they are constant works in progress (for many of them, he says that further research is required). This means that even with how busy Batman is with issues spanning from small crimes in Gotham to the potentially intergalactic threats that the Justice League fights, Batman is still putting considerable amounts of time (constantly) into figuring out and researching ways to take down his friends. He’s likely even taking copious mental notes on every move they make (and their strengths, weaknesses, motivations, etc…) while he’s fighting enemies alongside them.
He also has to keep up on his training and combat drills, and he has to maintain a multi-billion dollar company, also also he has to maintain a social life as Bruce Wayne
Batman holds his own as a member of the justice league because of his vast intellect and attention to detail. He puts his brilliance to work through planning and testing. He makes sure he understands every detail about something. That’s why he’s my favorite. He proves that strength of the human mind.
don’t forget he also lives life as Bruce, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, buncha other stuff in his life ugh the time management and discipline this guy has makes me shiver
At the core of things, batman is that guy who spends his free time thinking if he could take a dozen bears in a fight.
@@unclaimedusername6608 he is that guy
When making the plans for himself if he were to somehow turn, you can just hear how disheartened Batman feels when declaring “he is only human”. Kevin Conroy did an excellent job showing Batman’s inner feelings while making these plans
Fax Kevin Conroy makes these lines
I hope you all realise that Batman has contingency plans for these contingency plans, including the one for himself.
Mmm kinda, he didn't have a contingency plan when they were stolen. He had to think on the fly how to disable them.
@@m.032 After they were stolen he made contingencies for these and I'm sure it goes in an endless loop of contingencies
@@m.032 maybe he didn't start em yet 😂 he's a busy man
@@m.032 He made sure that if the plans were stolen, they would be traceable so they could find whoever stole them.
Yeah I just watched Justice League Doom, he sure did.
Green Arrow is a human, with no superpowers, and despite being a simple one, Batman even comes up with a contingency for him. It really shows the respect he has for Olly
He is on the justice league for a reason
Batman basically said “just break his arm”
Yeha but it's more about pity when Green arrow's contingency is "break his fucking arm"
@@entity_meme8423 Still, he at least saw him as enough of a threat to warrant discussing him. He could've just not said anything about him and just known he could break his arm, but he believes Green Arrow is enough of a threat that he needs to actively mention disabling his arm
@@eryvac0074 in some version he doesn't even have a plan for him
Whoever wrote this dialougue deserves some credit. They could've just written Batman as cold and calculating. But instead they have Batman apologizing for whomever finds this recording and referring to fellow Leaguers as his friends. It really shows that Batman views his plans a deeply regrettable necessity.
Indeed. You can hear his fondness for his teammates coming through. Like his feelings for Diana - he refers to her by her name instead of her title.
RIP Kevin Conroy... You will be and always have been to me the definitive voice of Batman...
You will be sorely missed
"I am vengeance."
"I am the night."
"I am Batman."
- Kevin Conroy, may he rest in peace
THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS
That line seriously startled me. Batman changed from listing facts to talking to you personally.
Edit: the amount of likes I got seriously startled me.
I was listening to this in my room with no lights on and I got startled and then turned on the lights 😂
Batman who laughs use this contengcy plans while the difference is he forced superman to kill his wife and child and after he destroy the world. Btw check the origin dark nights metal: batman who laughs.
Same here. It's unsettling.
That’s him talking to the league or anyone who needs to take him out. He could be referring to Talia or Alfred.
Should he go bad, he wants you to succeed and he knows how dangerous he is
For his own contingency plan i think the 'he is only human' line was put in as a sort of contingency plan in itself
Green arrow is only human too
He's Batman after all.
It’s probably because they all believe and know he could wipe them out so it’s just a reminder that although at times he may seem meta human and untouchable he’s not
You're not just some guy in a bat costume right?
:)
@@ShadzGamez great reference
Rest in peace Kevin Conroy, you are the best batman voice and generations have grown up watching your voice acting. Thank you for giving us a great character to listen to and a voice we'll never fully replace.
5:15 I got legit chills there. Like he broke the fourth wall there.
Lex Luthor: *watches this video* ... Interesting. *starts taking notes.*
He would have come up with the same on his own.
So what Vandal Savage did.
@@nothing1more487 no..not at all...Lex is probably the smartest human on earth but not a detective or a master strategist like Batman,plus Batman spends so many hours fighting alongside these heroes so he knows their moves and their secrets
Batman : Think carefully before you do this
And somehow he will still fail miserably
Joker: Silly lex tricks are for bats
4:57
You can hear him starting to hesitate. He doesn't hesitate with the others, and several ideas are theories, but he knows exactly what would hurt _him._ He's putting down the one thing that he knows will work.
Martha
@@jamesroad316 WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?
I love how much Batman is confident. He details everything that would make him have an enormous disadvantage in a confrontation, and then simply says "Think carefully before you do this".
Facts bro. I’m fucking here for it. He’s just like “if you find yourself in this particular situation, you really, really need to be on fucking point bc imma lose my shit if you put me in this position.”
Bro’s reminding them that his plan may be good, but he’s still Batman 😂😂😂
Emotional to hear his voice again, Especially in such an emotional performance, Love to hear his voice as Batman.
RIP Kevin Conroy
"Must test this thing on Guy Gardner"
lol batman also believes Guy Gardner to be the worst human green lantern
Those two have a feud going all the way back to the Silver Age comics. Not to mention the time Guy mooned Bats.
He is always mad and he can't control his anger thus he can't think straight
@@eujinchen8887 Gardner is truly a better Red Lantern than Green.
@@akwilson1676 I fuckin hate Guy Gardner as a person but god damnit hes an amazingly writtem character
Idk about worst one but definitely the most annoying one
0:00: Introduction
0:29: Superman
1:09: Martian Manhunter
1:40: Green Lantern
2:34: Wonder Woman
3:05: Plastic Man
3:38: Other Justice League Members
4:46: Batman
Thanks, very nice.
I was looking for this
Can we use this in real life?
Batman saving the best for last lol
Where is flash ?
Agamemnon Contingency File Codename *Pantheon*
Shazam, although a recent addition to the core of the League, has proven to be one of the League's heaviest hitters, and if he goes rogue, may become a frequent and devastating enemy. The Rock of Eternity, being the origin of his, and Black Adam's power, would make a possible target, but a last resort. His physical appearance mimics that of Superman's build, but it is his mannerisms and maturity that give away his biggest factor about his identity; his real age. Billy Batson, a 12 year old boy living in a foster home, despite having the Wisdom of Solomon, has yet to be humbled by the League's entire roster, at most. Should he go rogue, like Batman, hostages will be a great distraction, especially if they are his foster family. If forced into a hand-to-hand, the Justice Buster suit will be able to restrain him until he willingly calls out the phrase that reverts him to his real identity.
Note: Negotiate with Deadman to possess his body so Billy Batson is incapacitated, as a last resort when non-magical means are insufficient.
what about if Deadman goes rouge... hmmmm
Agamenon Contingency
Codename: Spirit Debt
Deadman is an intangible being who's spirit is cursed to roam the living world and is capable of possessing anyone he chooses with their normal voice. Possible weaknesses are not physical since Boston Brand is declared dead, but with psychological weaknesses know no mortal coil. The voice synthesizer could be calibrated to match his loved ones and draw him out of whatever body he is hiding in. As for containment, the Phantom Zone would be the best containment. Must research further for possible cracks in Phantom Zone containment methods.
The Boys (in the comic Dear Becky) had what seems like a pretty effective approach here: catch him as a boy and cut his freakin' tongue out.
@@Spectrum_Country1028 Note: Watch for any unusual speech patterns or mannerisms in JLA members, as this could be a sign of possession by Boston Brand.
@@Spectrum_Country1028 dude do one on Deadpool and Constantine
R.I.P. Kevin Conroy. The voice of Batman to this day and for years to come.
*Think carfully before you do this*
Yea don’t piss off Batman
Oh whats he gonna do?
Tell his parents?
@@lukassiric7160 Alfred
@@lukassiric7160 With a shotgun
This feels like some SCP recording.
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he somehow found time to become a member of the foundation.
If modified ever so slightly, these would be pretty solid special containment procedures for members of the JL.
@@mechanwhal6590 Dr. Wayne, the dedicated SCP researcher (and secret O-5 Council Member) is dedicated to keeping the SCP's seperately known as "Speedforce Addict", "Amazon", "Son of Krypton", "Man from Mars", "Living Machine", "The Man With the Ring" and "Holy Diver" contained, he is their personal researcher.
@@mechanwhal6590 Batman would probably be apart of the O5 council
Kind of is the same in principle
maybe if Darkwing had a contingency plan for Omni-Man
Agamemnon Contingency - File Codename: 'Extraterrestrial'. Onmi-Man is a powerful combatant and well beyond our strongest heroes. His flight capabilities are hard to counter in high-altitude areas, and his speed makes him a formidable opponent at close range. Upon examining his body structure I found a complex stabilization system within his ears, which with a high enough frequency could stun -- or even incapacitate him. Further research into multidirectional frequency emitters is required.
@@Adam-nz3ix In a realistic sense it's hard to do that, due to the requirement of insane velocity (which is needed to make sure the acceleration of the affected body a.k.a Omni Man increases drastically upon impact) for a body-covering beam to create a force strong enough to simulate high gravity 🤔
@@laxattack4620 awesome dude 👍
There’s a theory that dark wing jumped on Nolan to put devices that would output loud frequencies into his ears.
@@Shrimpfriedpee that actually makes sense
Rest in Piece, Kevin Conroy. You'll forever be my all-time Batman, up there with the likes of West, Keaton, and Bale. His Batmen are my heroes, whether we're talking Timmverse, Arkham, or Injustice. Rest in Piece, sir.
(1955-2022)
Peace
Can we comment how out of everyone, he singled out Wonder Woman as a good friend and as the one who who’d be the hardest to face for him, I find that both heartbreaking and immensely adorable at the same time, especially after unlimited
Yeah I ate up that line yummy crumbs
I think he has a crush on her
@@iClone316 think?
It's not a thought Batman would relish.
"THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS.."
It's a warning and a threat at the same time.. It gives me chill everytime I hear it..
That’s basically his way of saying “try me bitch”
I love it. These plans are the key to essentially eliminating the justice league. If these end up on someone else’s hands, there’s no telling what they can do with the information. Batman has to warn whoever’s listening of the consequences using any of these would have.
It’s chilling.
“And last but not least, Batman. If he happens to turn bad, try to gather the whole world in prayer, because only god can save you then.”
Think carefully before you do this wasn’t meant for the contingency plan. It was meant for the part where he talked about take and use his friends or family as hostages.
That and for some reason when he talks about the ring making him blind, in my mind I’m just like damn why green lantern always gotta take the daaaaamn that’s unfortunate type of Ls. But the way he said it gave me that spinechilling feeing too
Rip to an actual legend. My forever Batman.. Rest easy Kevin.. this is by far one of my favorite lines of dialog he's ever recorded
Batman has contingency plans for defeating marvel heroes and villains he won't say what they are
John Etheridge you mean dc
@@hima92 actually both
yes he has a chemical compound for Spider-Man that you can coat all of his costumes and gadgets and cars and everything else with so that all of his stuff would be completely non-stick so Spider-Man would be unable to use his webbing for even stick to it.
Oh never mind then
@@hima92 well I don't really blame you
*"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."*
-Sniper TF2
Professionals have standards
Just- Just put mom on the phone!
It's an old phrase. Talk soft, but have a plan to kill everybody in the room.
R.I.P Kevin Conroy. Your work and talent will last forever
Agamemnon Contingency
File code name: Jolly Green
The Incredible Hulk, the so called “Strongest there is.” While we should count ourselves lucky that Doctor Bruce Banner has an understanding with his alter ego, the past has shown that given the right circumstances, Hulk poses the greatest threat his world and perhaps the universe has ever known. And yet, even for him, there exist a few blinds spots that can be exploited. The alloys Adamantium and Vibranium for example have been proven strong enough to cut through even the Hulk’s steel like skin, as evidenced by his battles with the Wolverine and Black Panther. It would be easy enough to acquire either of those alloys and construct a suit able to combat him and deliver a fatal blow.
For a more non lethal pacification, it’s been shown that mood control can easily stop the Hulk’s seemingly endless rage. Making him happy would have him revert to Bruce Banner in almost a minute. And one thing that makes Hulk happy is... wait.... puppies? That’s.... odd.
5:02 So that means Batman's weakness is yo mama jokes?
like so that brody can see
Yo bruce! Yo mama so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed 7 episodes
Yo bruuuuce, Yo Mama, yo daddy, yo BALD headed granny!
Yo mama so done! wait bruce where is she?
Bruce yo mama so dead, she's... well she's dead.
You know Batman ain’t messing around when he literally tells you how to beat him.
Its like when someone messages you your IP address
Anyone here after hearing the news of Kevin Conroy's death?
yes man ! this hurts
I'm basically convinced at this point that Batman is the main character of DC
He is
Just realised. The numbers in the password are a reference to the first Batman publication by DC. It was in the 27th publication by DC in May 1939.
Nishanth Ashok also his comics were call “detective comics” which could be it as well
You did not realize that you liar. You just read the comment on the original video
Also in a Justice league animated series episode where Batman and Flash are locked in a cell the code is 1939 and Batman says they are the numbers he uses
Kinda strange thing: "Charlie 27.5.1939" also links to Charles Deblois (was born 27 may 1939). Was a member of the House of Commons of Canada from 1988 to 1993. Probably just a coincidence, but its fun
Gotham Knight I just watched that right before I watched this again for like the 10th time.
“Green arrow, immobilize one of his arms” in the dark knight returns, one of the green arrow arms is missing.
Cuz he can aim accurately even using one arm and a mouth ❤
Edward Brock and up side down to boot
Batman once admit green arrow is a dangerous opponent
But that was years after he got used to firing arrows with one arm and his teeth. If you broke one of his arms he would have to deal with the constant pain coming from it that would be hard to ignore if he kept moving it, instead of there being no arm at all, meaning no pain to break his focus while aiming.
Feel like every version of future Oliver had someone steal that specific plan from batman, tdr superman, the nail deathstroke, cw slade's son, futures end I think it was an omac version of canary
Revisiting this after Kevin Conroy's passing. RIP what an absolute legend
Wow, Batman is literally the greatest hero of all time. Having every superhero in check, even himself.
But he can be a bully from time to time.
@@arcticangel1628nobody’s perfect
I’m pretty sure this is on Lex Luther’s watch later playlist
Batman's like personally challenging you to even try to beat him.
NOW you're thinking like a villain!
Here in memorial. Rest in peace, Mr. Conroy. Best voice for Batman that there ever was.
Gotta love his self awareness.
file code names for every Robins contingency plan
Nightwing: Acrobat
Red Hood: Greatest Failure
Red Robin: Strategist
Robin: Assassin
May you explain why Jason is the one who gets the code name "greatest failure"?
Edit: grammar error
@@otony5219 because he is Batman's greatest failure
i mean lowkey that’s kinda fucked 😂
@@otony5219 The joker kidnapped him and blew him up that's why he calls him his greatest failure
OTony521 batman is considering himself a failure because he let jason die and become red hood
He doesn't mean jason is his greatest failure
“Must test out this theory on Guy Gardner....”
Guy’s cool, don’t be mean :(
Incorrect. Guy is hot...
headed and irresponsible.
Yeo he had me dyin bro he’s like nah Hal is good but Guy man fuck guy
Omar Karim yeah but batman and guy hate each other bc batman knocked him out once bc he kept running his mouth
HastyCashew Yh and guy thought he could easily beat him i felt awkward reading and seeing guy get knocked down with one punch i can’t imagine how guy felt I would’ve just never mentioned it again and moved on but nope he’s a cocky barstard huh
I prefer John
"Think carefully before you do this" is always chilling
This is what Darkwing needed to take out Omni man.
I'd like to think Jason Todd swiped a copy of this audio recording. For research purposes 😏
Hunter Hoehn On it.
Ra’s Al Ghul did in the comics and incapacitated the whole League
@macetotheface2 I dont remember if it was Ra's or not but there is a movie called JL:Doom with the same plot and is the right side picture
Mantha Boo
It was Vandal Savage in the movie, but Ra’s Al Ghul in the comics.
@@Manthab Same movie diff Antagonist
Wow. That last part about Batman.
That is literally how Joker of the Dark Multiverse got Batman to become insane.
Are you referring to Earth -22?
@@TheWileycyote95
Yes
As he ia batman
H i t o r m i s s
Mike Oxmaul This meme as dead and you damn well know it.
I'm gonna miss this voice
Rest in Peace to the *GREATEST VOICE ACTOR OF BATMAN* 😭😭😭
RIP Kevin Conroy 💔
Forever The Voice of Batman
Gutted
yessss
Agamemnon contingency : File code name- SHAGGY
Although the world just witnessed Shaggy’s destructive power, research shows that Shaggy has only tapped 1% of his power. He is a major threat, and further research must be done to gain basic understanding of his potential.
Shaggy is powerful and unpredictable, however, a “Scooby Snack” can be use to tame, distract, or even persuade him on to doing your will. Doing trades with Shaggy using Scooby snacks can be very effective, however, a Scooby Snack will be rendered ineffective in the presence of a Mega Tower Ham Sandwich.
Lmao I read this in his voice.
John F. Kennedy lmao same
In other words
Shaggy is a cat
He will rip your eyes out and completely hate you
Until you give him food
File code name- Zoinks
Shaggy: Oh shit... not again Mr Batman!
Zoinks!
The plan for green lantern is the most complex one. For all other members,their specific set of powers and weaknesses are already known,making it much more easier to prepare a contingency plan. In the case of a lantern,it is impossible to anticipate what a construct would be like,as the possibilities are endless. Lantern can also attack with literally anything in the known universe and multiverse alike. Not to mention the ring provides an automatic defense shield without the wearer's willpower. Green lantern has always been underrated.
But Ben 10 can beat him
Extreme Enigma uh but some of them are really predictable though if you know them well enough. hal’s constructs are very typical and the most predictable as he himself says he goes for the simple stuff to get the job done. guy is quite predictable too. kyle is the most unpredictable to me imo. he’s an artist and never likes using the same construct twice
Break his will. The ring is only as strong as his will.
I thought Green Lanterns were weak to wooden things or the color yellow. The ideal weapon would be a #2 pencil.
@@teodortodorov4712 Y’all never grew out of those days
Rip kevin. You can rest now
Whenever I read a comic or graphic novel and I read what Batman is saying, I always hear Kevin Conroy’s voice in my head. He truly is the definitive voice of Bruce Wayne.
Everybody in Arkham: "Interesting."
Lex: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!
Secretary: (draws tic tac toe on notepad)
@@spongeyspikes09 Batman from behind: *Think carefully before you do this*
*Agaememnon contingency-file code name: Tin man*
Iron man is an incredibly versatile combatant, his suits and their countless configurations and weaponry make him highly resourceful, and extremely dangerous.
His intelligence is also to be considered, being able to adapt and create his strategies on a dime.
But he is far from invincible, apart from being particularly arrogant, his suits are weak against certain technological devices, an EMP can disable his suit and render him motionless, or with the help of an advanced virus, cause his armor's internal systems to malfunction, providing several weak spots.
But this contingency could be rendered ineffective, knowing he's constantly enhancing and upgrading his suits, as well as creating new ones, he may have found a way to counter the effects of the weapons that i've listed.
Further observation pending.
Nice. Can you make one for Spider-Man?
*Agaememnon contingency-File code name: Along came the Spider*
Spider man is know for his simple yet powerfull abilities , as well as his compasion and humerous nature, but he has been shown to be extremly aggresive in personal matters, leading him to commit violent acts, and one can only hope he never comes in contact with his "black suit" once more, but if any of the former occasions ever come to pass, it's mandatory that i make this.
While incredibly usefull for protection aganist unknown attacks and hidden adversaries , his "spider sense" as he deems it , can be tricked to not detect threats, and if done properly , make him sense danger where there is none. I've created a toxic gas that, once inhaled, will lower his speed and reflexes, and hopefully disable his spider senses by making it feel as if there was an incoming danger in every direction. And once his web shooters are disabled, being his only means for escape, he can be quickly dispatched.
@@lilgrimyking8659
Nice.
@@lilgrimyking8659 that's epic 👍
File name for spiderman
Fix the damm door.
I like this version of the Tower Of Babyl plans especially since it shows:
a) Batman was really uncomfortable doing this to his closest friends.
b) Bats DID consider a way to take down himself, showing a certain amount of humility.
I love how Batman doesn’t gloat about his detective skills or toughness and acknowledges that he has more of plausible weakness than anyone else on the Justice League.
Batman is the SCP Foundation's plan to neutralize every SCP If needed.
I love how Conroy’s tone shifts when it comes to Batman. He speaks more slowly as he names his own blind spots. It gives the impression Batman truly is reluctant to make these plans, especially for himself.
5:15 Also this is just scary
While Batman is a master strategist and combatant, he is only human. The best way to disable his strategic abilities is to distract him. To strategize about something requires focusing on it. And you can’t focus on multiple things at the same time. Also, making plans requires time. Imagine what you can do during that time. It is possible to distract Batman’s focus on something, and interrupt his time to come up with another plan.
*That “must test this out on Guy Gardner” was so personal* 😂
I had to come back here to pay respect.
RIP Kevin Conroy
A true legend
Nobody:
Batman: I am now going to post this on youtube to get views.
I do love that Batman knows that he has just as much of a risk as becoming bad as anyone else in the league. It really shows that he only has these plans for the worst case scenario.