Missed opportunity to have Deadpool pop out of the TV and break the fourth wall by saying that he now knows Batman's plans and he's going to have start over from scratch
(Meanwhile with Deadpool…..) Deadpool: Contingency plan for Batman, break his spirit with endless yo mama jokes. For example, “Yo mama so fat, it took fifteen bullets to finally kill her!”
Was coming to say Booster is a better blatherer than even Plas, but, Blake already did. I disagree with the nomination of Guy Gardener. Bluster and blather are not quite the same. It's all about Guy's ego, not wacky random quips. Guy would not say something he did not think would make him look cool. Plastic Man has no such limitation on speech.
Batman: *Deploys serum* Deadpool: OOOO does that come in _diet_? I'm slimming my figure for swimsuit season. This Stage 4 melanoma isn't gonna show itself, you know.
📌fun fact; In comic deadpool main weakness is gamma radiation and anti regen Weapon like muramasa That both can make deathpool die and make her regenerative power not work
@@yaqinmalul6467 Well, they can make his regeneration not work anyway. (He still wouldn't be able to die, that part's only somewhat related to his regeneration.)
@@yaqinmalul6467 The comics did away with these weaknesses thru Thanos. Thanos has crush on Death but Death has a crush on Dead pool. To prevent Deadpool from getting near his crush he used the infinity stones to make Dead pool immortal thus he could never be near death even after the end of the universe.
Missed opportunity for Batman to directly address Deadpool at the end of his synopsis, knowing he'd find a way to watch this video, letting him know all of this was a plant to distract him from the real plan.
@@raphaelsoloand that's the big flaw in his plan. Because Deadpool CAN break the forth wall and do pretty much whatever he wants, and Batman can't do anything about it. 🤷🏻♂️ Batman can't beat a forth wall break.
I would love it to be revealed that Batman figured long ago that he is just a fictional character created for entertainment yet it doesn’t deter him at all and he continues his crusade regardless.
Might fuck him up a little but he'd 100% he'd keep going probably in the hopes that he could help real people by inspiring them. But fr he'd be like "My parents dieing was for entertainment 0_0"
Given Batman’s intelligence, he could try to synthesize a cure for Deadpool’s cancer and treat him. That would earn him a lot of favor. Additionally, Batman could bribe the mercenary with pancakes and chimichangas; Deadpool loves those foods. As for the tank to breathable fluid, the glass had better be reinforced like hell because Deadpool is pretty strong.
Given Deadpool’s personality, he will be grateful but that is all. He will shrug it off saying “I never asked for your help, so I owe you nothing” and do as he pleases.
A lot of people don't realize this part, actually. His healing factor is artificial, he (generally) can't control it which is why Batman's metabolic assault would be so effective, Wade can't turn it off. If he didn't have cancer his regenerative factor would cause his cells to regenerate far faster than they could naturally die, bloating him until he pops like a balloon, only to reform and do it all over again.@@jordanu6501
Deadpool's admitted that he doesn't actually like chimichangas he just likes saying the name his actual favorite food is waffles with blueberries chocolate syrup and whipped cream
His cancer is the catalyst to his healing factor. His cells are constantly regenerating to replace the ones his cancer cells kill. The skrulls used Deadpool’s cells to create super skrulls with his healing factor. They all died because they had too many cells regenerating, causing them to explode
Batman’s next contingency plan should deal with the 12 of the 13 ghosts of Scooby Doo if they ever escape from the chest of demons again from a foolish mortal or Discord the spirit of chaos.
If Batman can take Deadpool‘s healing factor, he can use the DNA to make Wayne tech create stem cell research for helping people who are sick or lost limbs or an organ. However, if any of the villains as well as Lex Luthor, Waller, darkside knew that Deadpool had the continuity, gem they would use it to change their fates from losing to winning against heroes, especially the joker. So Batman needs to contain it. Also, Batman‘s next contingency plan should be about the spot from Spider-Man and his teleporting dimensional powers.
Pit Wade Wilson against Slade Wilson from DC comics. Pretty much the same person. Have Harley Quinn as their psychologist and try to talk sense into them as they attack each other. It may not defeat Deadpool, but Wayne Ent. would make millions off ticket sales.
dont, there is a reason no one in Marvel uses Wade as a source of healing, if the cancer is not present in the body, the cells continue to replicate until the subject literally explote
@@jl1399 Basically, it's a trope typically found in comedy where a character can pull something out of nowhere and then return it to nowhere. You see this a lot in cartoons, especially older ones like Tom and Jerry or Will E. Coyote, where characters would often pull a hammer or a shotgun or something out of seemingly nowhere. Use of Hammerspace typically isn't seen as a superpower in most circumstances, as it's primarily a comedic/slapstick trope reserved for works that don't take themselves too seriously. There's no lore reason for a character to conjure a random object from nowhere, the writers just thought it would be funny if they had that object in that moment. Since Deadpool is aware of the fact that he's a fictional character, he's not only aware of media conventions/tropes, he's able to exploit them. He could pull a hammer out of his ass if he wanted to, provided the plot doesn't say no to it. This can be used to explain any thing on his person that either wasn't established to be there previously (i.e. an Adventure Time watch that's only seen for one shot, but not visible in any scenes prior to or after him bringing it up) or setting up a trap which the parts would be impossible to get. TLDR; Deadpool's 4th-wall awareness allows him to literally pull the answer to a problem out of his ass!
@@jl1399 Hammerspace is a concept in cartoons where they pull an object (typically a hammer, hence the name) literally out of thin air as if it is being pulled from another dimension.
I remember reading the X-Men Wolverine Origins comics, and Wolverine pushed Deadpool to take the fight seriously. Wade didn't stop talking, of course, but he actually got mean and rendered Logan unconscious with a bullet under the chin and into the head. An angry Deadpool is... Unstoppable.
Deadpool has canonicaly ruined one of Mephistos plans. He has broken into the prison where Hydra Cap was held (and stole his toilet) He has caused serious trouble for Spider-man in a fight Successfully impersonated Hawkeye to infiltrate an avengers/shield meeting Killed Phil Coulson Gave key info about the Hydra regime to the resistance Killed Spider-man and then brought him back to life (twice in the same day) Killed Doctor Doom (kind of. he put a hole in his head but then found that Death was no longer a thing at the time. But he got the killing shot off) Almost always ensures that if someone screws him over he gets his revenge. Deadpool is a goof but he is dangerous as hell if he gets serious and comes up with some ingenious pans if given preptime
I'd have to say that Deadpool is between peak human strength and low superhuman due to his healing factor. He knows that he can push himself beyond normal physical limits.
@@yaqinmalul6467 technically he's both because similar to mad cap if you don't destroy every single atom of Deadpool he'll just regenerate similar to how wolverine can Regen from a single drop of blood
Here are some ideas for future Contingency plans: The Flood(Halo) Aiden Pierce(Watch dogs) Handsome Jack(borderland) Sauron(LOTR) Overlord(ninjago) Slenderman
Contingency Plan Code: The Deadly Mimic Subject: The Thing. From John Carpenter. This foe would be a heck for Batman, for the Thing not only take the form of its host, but also to a mollecular level, meaning that you wouldnt know the person is a Thing until to late, so Batman would have to used his kin sense and detective skills to be able to detect it, for the Thing not only nearly indestructible, only fire is his weakness, no bullets, explosives, freezing, cant stop it, it can also learn to adapt and be prepare to attack when discover. And...no one knows the Thing true form, but it can also split into many things, meaning that, Batman would have to find out the real thing. Can Batman imagine what would be his reaction if he sees any of the Batman family turn into the Thing in front of him, be at Tim, Drake, or even Barbara. Shoking and sad.
Meanwhile with Deadpool: So this is the contingency plan you’ve made for me eh, Bruce Wayne? Now that I’ve got this info on lockdown, it’s time for me to make my own contingency plan for 🎵BATMAN🎵.
Here’s a interesting on for Batman to do but a challenging on Contingency plan: Class A ( Subject: Class 1A from my Hero Academia all of class 1A not just one okay this is a challenge
Deadpool's arsenal and regeneration goes a bit farther than Batman can imagine. He has access to a teleportation belt. Capturing him is extremely difficult unless this is disabled. Hammerspace was not touched upon. That is an entire thing that Batman will need to come up with a plan for. But the biggest problem is DP's unpredictability. It is well known that planning for Deadpool is impossible. Mental attacks are out as mentioned so do not allow Martian Manhunter anywhere near DP. Only way to beat Deadpool is to throw a Chimichanga next to a naked girl and see if you are lucky enough to get him to work for you while he is distracted. Fun fact too, Deadpool wants to die. He is in a relationship with Mistress Death. And she actually loves him too. So if you can actually come up with a way to permanently kill him. He will most likely let you. (His regeneration is not the only thing keeping him alive. Thanos cursed him with immortality using the infinity stones to prevent him from being with Mistress Death. Thanos loves her too but it is one sided.)
Simple solution. Hire Deadpool as an assassin on retainer. Assassin's code: You're never allowed to attack the guy who wrote the check, even if someone else offers twice the money. Solved.
Unrealistic. Deadpool would likely break into the building and give Batman an essay about how to handle him if he goed full nutso himself , along with a sidedish of chimichangas. Also he may want Bruce's Netflix password.
Honestly the best way to deal with DP is cure his cancer. His cells keep regenerating about as fast as the cancer kills them so if you cure his cancer he won’t be able to move and will become a blob. Otherwise just prepare lots of Spider-Man fanart
I don’t know who’s worse “once they’re in your head,” whether it’s Deadpool (or Joker). Both characters in your head, will leave nothing left of your brain🤯
📌fun fact; In comic deadpool main weakness is gamma radiation and anti regen Weapon like muramasa That both can make deathpool die and make her regenerative power not work
1:06 - The Joker has a similar issue. Yeah, you're used to Deadpool's most lethal weapon: His mouth, considering that you've met Plastic Man and the Joker.
They Symbiote once entered Deadpool's mind for 3 seconds and quickly got the hell out of there which is why when he bonded to Brock Lesnar he became venom
Dunno if this would work, its not really regenerative in a positive manner, deadpool cells are all dead, and his regenerative ability just regenerates those dead cancer cells with EVEN more the dude is in a constant state of dying, while already being dead. Its why even lady death herself is interested him in this twisted relationship they have, because he can never die, somehow he will just break the fourth wall and just escape the tank, its plot that drives him really.
The professor X part is an outlier. That happened in a universe where Deadpool was completely self aware that he was fictional and decided to kill his universe. When Xavier tried to lobotomize him telepathically. Xavier found out everything was fiction, causing him to become a vegetable because his mind couldn’t handle the truth
Missed opportunity to have Deadpool pop out of the TV and break the fourth wall by saying that he now knows Batman's plans and he's going to have start over from scratch
That would be so funny
Maybe he got Bat-Mite and Ambush Bug to help 4-D shield him.
No, that would be cringe
@@kova1729 That's kinda Deadpool's thing though.
Nah, that’s more a Gwenpool thing, Deadpool only knows he’s fictional, Gwen is the one with medium interaction
Deadpool contingency for Batman “Martha”
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@@TragerMWhy did you say that name?
@laganas2008 I assume you didn't understand the assignment by asking ME, of all people, that question...?
@laganas2008 I get where you were going, but that wasn't the correct way
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(Meanwhile with Deadpool…..)
Deadpool: Contingency plan for Batman, break his spirit with endless yo mama jokes. For example, “Yo mama so fat, it took fifteen bullets to finally kill her!”
🪦
deadpool: yo mama so fat, when she jumps, she caused a 9 magnitude earthquake
Well, if that doesn’t break the Bat…
So use emotional damage?
🤣💀
I love how Batman's desensitization training involves exposure to Plastic Man.
If there were to be 3 heroes to help with such a task, it would definitely be Plastic Man, Guy Gardner, and Booster Gold
Underrated statement. XD
Was coming to say Booster is a better blatherer than even Plas, but, Blake already did.
I disagree with the nomination of Guy Gardener. Bluster and blather are not quite the same. It's all about Guy's ego, not wacky random quips. Guy would not say something he did not think would make him look cool. Plastic Man has no such limitation on speech.
Hehe, it's like how a drill sgt. uses a squeaky rubber chicken to force recruit to laugh.
Batman: *Deploys serum*
Deadpool: OOOO does that come in _diet_? I'm slimming my figure for swimsuit season. This Stage 4 melanoma isn't gonna show itself, you know.
📌fun fact;
In comic deadpool main weakness is gamma radiation and anti regen Weapon like muramasa
That both can make deathpool die and make her regenerative power not work
i read that in Ryan Reynolds voice.
Think i should give it him back?
@@thanqualthehighseer he might appreciate that lol
@@yaqinmalul6467 Well, they can make his regeneration not work anyway. (He still wouldn't be able to die, that part's only somewhat related to his regeneration.)
@@yaqinmalul6467 The comics did away with these weaknesses thru Thanos. Thanos has crush on Death but Death has a crush on Dead pool. To prevent Deadpool from getting near his crush he used the infinity stones to make Dead pool immortal thus he could never be near death even after the end of the universe.
Missed opportunity for Batman to directly address Deadpool at the end of his synopsis, knowing he'd find a way to watch this video, letting him know all of this was a plant to distract him from the real plan.
Bats makes it clear he doesn't actually think Wade can break the 4th wall. Just that Wade's belief that he can is indicative of a very disturbed mind.
@@raphaelsoloand that's the big flaw in his plan. Because Deadpool CAN break the forth wall and do pretty much whatever he wants, and Batman can't do anything about it. 🤷🏻♂️ Batman can't beat a forth wall break.
@@81stCommander no disagreement there. This version of the Bat is completely out of his depth with Deadpool.
I wonder how Batman would react to being a fictional character
Look at it this way Batman, now you have a means of venting any murderous frustrations you have without braking your moral code.
Problem is, Deadpool would create them faster than Batman could vent them 😂
Batman doesn’t enjoy hurting others like you lol.
I would love it to be revealed that Batman figured long ago that he is just a fictional character created for entertainment yet it doesn’t deter him at all and he continues his crusade regardless.
Might fuck him up a little but he'd 100% he'd keep going probably in the hopes that he could help real people by inspiring them. But fr he'd be like "My parents dieing was for entertainment 0_0"
Given Batman’s intelligence, he could try to synthesize a cure for Deadpool’s cancer and treat him. That would earn him a lot of favor. Additionally, Batman could bribe the mercenary with pancakes and chimichangas; Deadpool loves those foods. As for the tank to breathable fluid, the glass had better be reinforced like hell because Deadpool is pretty strong.
Given Deadpool’s personality, he will be grateful but that is all. He will shrug it off saying “I never asked for your help, so I owe you nothing” and do as he pleases.
The cure for cancer would kill him. His healing factor is also kept in check by the cancer. Perfectly balance as all things should be.
A lot of people don't realize this part, actually. His healing factor is artificial, he (generally) can't control it which is why Batman's metabolic assault would be so effective, Wade can't turn it off. If he didn't have cancer his regenerative factor would cause his cells to regenerate far faster than they could naturally die, bloating him until he pops like a balloon, only to reform and do it all over again.@@jordanu6501
Deadpool's admitted that he doesn't actually like chimichangas he just likes saying the name his actual favorite food is waffles with blueberries chocolate syrup and whipped cream
His cancer is the catalyst to his healing factor. His cells are constantly regenerating to replace the ones his cancer cells kill. The skrulls used Deadpool’s cells to create super skrulls with his healing factor. They all died because they had too many cells regenerating, causing them to explode
Contingency plan code: Presentation
Subject: Megamind
I was just about to say that myself
YEESSS
Batman’s next contingency plan should deal with the 12 of the 13 ghosts of Scooby Doo if they ever escape from the chest of demons again from a foolish mortal or Discord the spirit of chaos.
Batman: And if all else fails to stop Discord... I'll simply tell Fluttershy that he's been causing trouble.
True, but Batman’s gonna do more than just Fluttershy. After all, he is the worlds greatest detective and coming up with great trap plans.
They never caught all of the ghosts in the show either, Batman needs to work on that first.
😂😂😂😂
I love that last bit about the tank being soundproofed 🤣
Contingency Plan Code: Azure Grimoire
Subject: Ragna the Bloodedge
Blazblue mentioned
Venom once merged with Deadpool and nearly went insane.
In the comics Deadpool IS the reason Venom is insane. Happened on Battle World.
@@grogvaughan5649 I know that already.
@williamhammond9090 no, you said "nearly went insane" not "became insane"
@@grogvaughan5649 he also merged with carnage and almost split apart because even the insane carnage couldn't handle Deadpool
@@grogvaughan5649 Which Story are we talking about? The one I remember was a What if series in 2011.
deadpool : "daddy!"
deathstroke : ".....What?"
Deadpool: "OH, Harder, Daddy!"
Deathstroke: "Stop enjoying this!"
@@t3chkn1ght I don't think it would even be a sexual joke, I think he would just straight up be referencing the fact he's a knockoff
Contingency Plan Code: The World
Subject: Dio Brando
If Batman can take Deadpool‘s healing factor, he can use the DNA to make Wayne tech create stem cell research for helping people who are sick or lost limbs or an organ. However, if any of the villains as well as Lex Luthor, Waller, darkside knew that Deadpool had the continuity, gem they would use it to change their fates from losing to winning against heroes, especially the joker. So Batman needs to contain it. Also, Batman‘s next contingency plan should be about the spot from Spider-Man and his teleporting dimensional powers.
Cog nudity? You mean Continuity gem?
Pit Wade Wilson against Slade Wilson from DC comics. Pretty much the same person.
Have Harley Quinn as their psychologist and try to talk sense into them as they attack each other. It may not defeat Deadpool, but Wayne Ent. would make millions off ticket sales.
@@protorhinocerator142 Nah, Slade has a much weaker regen rate, I believe he can reattach fingers but definitely not regenerate a finger
@@jonlam855 Slade can’t even regenerate an eye.
dont, there is a reason no one in Marvel uses Wade as a source of healing, if the cancer is not present in the body, the cells continue to replicate until the subject literally explote
Did Batman just completely overlook that Deadpool has access to Hammerspace?
What is hammerspace
@@jl1399 Basically, it's a trope typically found in comedy where a character can pull something out of nowhere and then return it to nowhere. You see this a lot in cartoons, especially older ones like Tom and Jerry or Will E. Coyote, where characters would often pull a hammer or a shotgun or something out of seemingly nowhere.
Use of Hammerspace typically isn't seen as a superpower in most circumstances, as it's primarily a comedic/slapstick trope reserved for works that don't take themselves too seriously. There's no lore reason for a character to conjure a random object from nowhere, the writers just thought it would be funny if they had that object in that moment.
Since Deadpool is aware of the fact that he's a fictional character, he's not only aware of media conventions/tropes, he's able to exploit them. He could pull a hammer out of his ass if he wanted to, provided the plot doesn't say no to it. This can be used to explain any thing on his person that either wasn't established to be there previously (i.e. an Adventure Time watch that's only seen for one shot, but not visible in any scenes prior to or after him bringing it up) or setting up a trap which the parts would be impossible to get.
TLDR; Deadpool's 4th-wall awareness allows him to literally pull the answer to a problem out of his ass!
@@jl1399 Hammerspace is a concept in cartoons where they pull an object (typically a hammer, hence the name) literally out of thin air as if it is being pulled from another dimension.
4:11 beautiful
“His belief in an audience from a superior dimension watching him”. Lmao love it
I remember reading the X-Men Wolverine Origins comics, and Wolverine pushed Deadpool to take the fight seriously. Wade didn't stop talking, of course, but he actually got mean and rendered Logan unconscious with a bullet under the chin and into the head. An angry Deadpool is... Unstoppable.
Deadpool has canonicaly ruined one of Mephistos plans.
He has broken into the prison where Hydra Cap was held (and stole his toilet)
He has caused serious trouble for Spider-man in a fight
Successfully impersonated Hawkeye to infiltrate an avengers/shield meeting
Killed Phil Coulson
Gave key info about the Hydra regime to the resistance
Killed Spider-man and then brought him back to life (twice in the same day)
Killed Doctor Doom (kind of. he put a hole in his head but then found that Death was no longer a thing at the time. But he got the killing shot off)
Almost always ensures that if someone screws him over he gets his revenge.
Deadpool is a goof but he is dangerous as hell if he gets serious and comes up with some ingenious pans if given preptime
@@fairystail1 How did he impersonate Hawkeye? How much makeup does it take to cover up Wade's skin condition?
@@gavros9636basically pretended to be Hawkeye but seriously injured I.e covered in bandages and stuff
Sounds like the SCP Foundation needs to "recruit" Bruce so he can develop containment plans lol.
The second an SCP seemed like a beign being kept against its will Batman would take the whole place down.
@@DissertatingMedieval If that's so then Everyone at Arkham is there voluntary?
@@gavros9636 Who at Arkham is benign?
There are SCP members much smarter than Bruce and he'd be a liability because of how unethical they are.
@@DissertatingMedieval Nah Batman does that and he's dead af.
Incredible video. Thank you for the video.
1:13 I 💙💚♥️🖤😎love how you got Batman to reference Dead Pool’s ability to break the 4th wall.😂😂😂😂
I'd have to say that Deadpool is between peak human strength and low superhuman due to his healing factor. He knows that he can push himself beyond normal physical limits.
That's actually a sound plan from Bats. Taking a lot into account.
Agamemnon contingency:
File code name: Raging Demon
Subject: Akuma
Agreed 👍
I just want to say I appreciate how perfect this voice is for Batman.
First time watching these.
They're really good. Might binge them.
You also have to consider DP is highly adaptable too. He may not see you coming but he will react to it.
Contingency Plan Code: North Star
Subject: Kenshiro
I like how batman describes Deadpool's ability to break the 4th wall as a mental illness.
I must've watched a dozen of these videos today. lol I really enjoy this channel............
The one upside to fighting Deadpool is that Batman can bring virtually _any_ level of force to bear without breaking his no killing rule.
Thanks for making a video about my favorite Anti-Hero.
batman : he wade, here Lobo
Lobo : hi!
deadpool: ho hi!
And then you turned around and realized the arm had grown a new Deadpool
Great analysis for contingency plans!
Deadpool is basically immortal. So good luck Batman
Immortal, not invincible
@@IAmTheEagleHTMtrue btw immortal is worse power btw
@@yaqinmalul6467 technically he's both because similar to mad cap if you don't destroy every single atom of Deadpool he'll just regenerate similar to how wolverine can Regen from a single drop of blood
@@zambekiller Batman would be trying to contain him, not kill him
@@justprivateinformation2669 yeah he ain't containing him without killing him first
Contingency Plan Code:Student Council
Subject: Medaka Kurokami
The Adam West Batman was brilliant to put in this video well played.
I got a Mint Mobile ad after this vid. What a coincidence 🤓
Deadpool knew you were watching
Lol I got it before 😂
The idea that Batman prepares himself for dealing with Wades rambling by hanging out with Plastic Man is hilarious
Since Deadpool is meant to be a parody of Deathstroke, it would've been fun to see a nod to that.
Do John Constantine. He and Bats have history.
Also, Jason Blood/Etrigan.
Contingency: It can’t rain all the time. Subject: The Crow (1994 movie version)
Saw a trailer for new one a day or so ago
Deadpool is my idol. Please don't hurt him.
2:49 Sounds like Deadpool would turn into The Blob. Or at least a massive Homer Simpson eating donuts.
This is amazing!
Did Batman just describe losing an arm as 'an inconvenience for most'?
Just give the dude a chimichanga and watch a season or two of my little pony with him
Ok this was actually really dope
I really wish there was a movie with these two
Batman: Understanding his combat style and techniques was only the beginning.
Taskmaster: How the fuck did you do that?!
Here are some ideas for future Contingency plans:
The Flood(Halo)
Aiden Pierce(Watch dogs)
Handsome Jack(borderland)
Sauron(LOTR)
Overlord(ninjago)
Slenderman
Even Batman can't contain The Flood. At best a very local infestation could be bombed with plasma weapons and nuclear weapons.
Contingency Plan Code: The Deadly Mimic
Subject: The Thing.
From John Carpenter. This foe would be a heck for Batman, for the Thing not only take the form of its host, but also to a mollecular level, meaning that you wouldnt know the person is a Thing until to late, so Batman would have to used his kin sense and detective skills to be able to detect it, for the Thing not only nearly indestructible, only fire is his weakness, no bullets, explosives, freezing, cant stop it, it can also learn to adapt and be prepare to attack when discover. And...no one knows the Thing true form, but it can also split into many things, meaning that, Batman would have to find out the real thing.
Can Batman imagine what would be his reaction if he sees any of the Batman family turn into the Thing in front of him, be at Tim, Drake, or even Barbara. Shoking and sad.
Meanwhile with Deadpool: So this is the contingency plan you’ve made for me eh, Bruce Wayne? Now that I’ve got this info on lockdown, it’s time for me to make my own contingency plan for 🎵BATMAN🎵.
Here’s a interesting on for Batman to do but a challenging on
Contingency plan: Class A (
Subject: Class 1A from my Hero Academia all of class 1A not just one okay this is a challenge
Contigency Plan Code: King of Heroes
Subject: Gilgamesh(Fate)
Deadpool's arsenal and regeneration goes a bit farther than Batman can imagine. He has access to a teleportation belt. Capturing him is extremely difficult unless this is disabled. Hammerspace was not touched upon. That is an entire thing that Batman will need to come up with a plan for. But the biggest problem is DP's unpredictability. It is well known that planning for Deadpool is impossible. Mental attacks are out as mentioned so do not allow Martian Manhunter anywhere near DP. Only way to beat Deadpool is to throw a Chimichanga next to a naked girl and see if you are lucky enough to get him to work for you while he is distracted. Fun fact too, Deadpool wants to die. He is in a relationship with Mistress Death. And she actually loves him too. So if you can actually come up with a way to permanently kill him. He will most likely let you. (His regeneration is not the only thing keeping him alive. Thanos cursed him with immortality using the infinity stones to prevent him from being with Mistress Death. Thanos loves her too but it is one sided.)
That curse only applies to 616 Deadpool iirc
Simple solution. Hire Deadpool as an assassin on retainer.
Assassin's code: You're never allowed to attack the guy who wrote the check, even if someone else offers twice the money.
Solved.
But he's trying to save everyone else.
This video was soooo fun 😂
Contingency Plan Code: Shadow Fighter.
Subject: Shadow, from shadow fight 2-3
Contingency plan code: I always come back
Subject: William Afton
Adam from record of Ragnarok
Fun but he already ate it, and in a way that's very Batman-esque too.
Deadpool’s sense is tingling.
Unrealistic. Deadpool would likely break into the building and give Batman an essay about how to handle him if he goed full nutso himself , along with a sidedish of chimichangas. Also he may want Bruce's Netflix password.
Contingency Plan Code: Hero of the Imperium
Subject: Ciaphas Cain
Contingency Plan Code: Mastermind
Subject: Albert Wesker
Contingency plan code: waka waka
Subject: Pac-Man
The code name also works for Fozzie Bear.
@@Blizzard-kf3qm you beat me to it
Eel O'Brian is the PERFECT training partner to prepare for Deadpool
Batman contingency plans: doctor doom
i friggin love these but expected more out of this one
And now Deadpool knows this plan because its in a visual medium which he seems to be aware of
Contingency plan code: Fangs & Claws
Subject: Miguel O Hara A.K.A Spider-Man 2099
Contingency Plan: Gamer Girl
Subject: Miko Kubota
Fantastic.
Contingency plan code: Nine Realms
Subject: Odin (GOW Ragnarok)
"The tank will be sound proof, a method meant to preserve our own sanity..."
Good luck with that!
Contingency Plan Code: Genshin Impact
Subject: The Traveler(s)
Any bets Wade knows Batman is Bruce. And uses that against him.
That’s a suckers bet if I ever heard one
Honestly the best way to deal with DP is cure his cancer. His cells keep regenerating about as fast as the cancer kills them so if you cure his cancer he won’t be able to move and will become a blob. Otherwise just prepare lots of Spider-Man fanart
Actually, that would Just cause deadpool to Explode, sooooo...
A Deadpool/Plasticman crossover would be so fun
Having heard this, now I want to see this fight happen!
Contingency Plan Code: Snoogans
Subjects: Jay and Silent Bob
I don’t know who’s worse “once they’re in your head,” whether it’s Deadpool (or Joker).
Both characters in your head, will leave nothing left of your brain🤯
Plan B:
1. Acquire a massive amount of Chimichangas.
2. Bribe Deadpool with Chimichangas.
Actual Plan A: put on a Golden Girls marathon in prison. only inmates get tickets
📌fun fact;
In comic deadpool main weakness is gamma radiation and anti regen Weapon like muramasa
That both can make deathpool die and make her regenerative power not work
not sure. it felt like to me it was Death goddess that doesnt allow him to die, regeneration or not.
@@doublehit9165it bee retcon saveral years ago
@@yaqinmalul6467 i see. Thanks
Deadpool's contingency against batman: watch this vid
1:06 - The Joker has a similar issue.
Yeah, you're used to Deadpool's most lethal weapon: His mouth, considering that you've met Plastic Man and the Joker.
"It'll be sound proofed as a precaution. 😂
Contingency Plan Code: Commedia Dell'arte
Subject: The Fatui Harbingers
Negotiation with Deadpool...yes that will go over well. LMAO
They Symbiote once entered Deadpool's mind for 3 seconds and quickly got the hell out of there which is why when he bonded to Brock Lesnar he became venom
Dunno if this would work, its not really regenerative in a positive manner, deadpool cells are all dead, and his regenerative ability just regenerates those dead cancer cells with EVEN more the dude is in a constant state of dying, while already being dead.
Its why even lady death herself is interested him in this twisted relationship they have, because he can never die, somehow he will just break the fourth wall and just escape the tank, its plot that drives him really.
Deadpool hasn't had the curse for almost 2 decades
@@Bruh-oh2hqand what's the point in saying that
@@Bruh-oh2hqlisten batfan batshit is losing this no way around it
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@@imgjustdxntknyw5611 Dogshit response
I knew this was coming
I love that you included the fourth wall breaking and that the plan was not just fighting 🤩🦇⚔🔫🧪🥰
Suggestions: Naruto Uzumaki, Madara Uchiha, Ichigo Kurosaki
There's already one for Madara Uchiha 👍
Deadpool: *watches video thus making plan useless*
The professor X part is an outlier. That happened in a universe where Deadpool was completely self aware that he was fictional and decided to kill his universe. When Xavier tried to lobotomize him telepathically. Xavier found out everything was fiction, causing him to become a vegetable because his mind couldn’t handle the truth