lmao polycule is literally the right word it just describes the relationship instead of the person so this is a classic example of “you were right the first time, buddy. so close!”
Once, on Eid el Adha, after the prayer, I heard a teenage girl talking to her friend, in English too (I live in egypt), and she said "He looked like teletubbies, but thankfully nobody noticed" and it saddens me that I will never know the context
Frenchperson here, with an useless opinion: the text in french was probably "On nous a donné de la crème glacée après ton départ" which is the Quebecer French for "They gave us ice cream after you left"
@@Analog_Anarchist there are local idioms and expressions. In this case, the most common French idioms for « ice cream » is « glace » in France and « crème glacée » in Quebec
@@Analog_Anarchist Quebec French is its own culture and has its own French, they have the same core but have developed separately for decades and have significant differences, especially in informal speech. Same words have developed to have different meanings and the more you get into slang, the more they can sound like totally different languages.
psych major here ready to say that although no, it isnt a symptom of demonic possesion because that doesn't exist, it is an actual marker of DID (finding notes in your handwriting with no memory of having written them, which is analogous to the notes app), and thus probably the funniest name ive ever heard anyone ascribe to an alter personality
accidentally sent someone who i havent spoken to in a year a copy of a meme named "the Astley paradox" (If you ask rick astley for a copy of the movie UP, he cannot give you up as he will never give you up, however, in doing so, he lets you down) my phone was on do not disturb for a week straight
😂🤣You actually got me there! Good job! :D And I’m pretty sure the person you sent the meme to was either very, very confused or straight up flabbergasted.
The only thing that made me upset about the death of Twitter was we'd lose a crucial source of Matt Rose's beautiful narration. Thankfully we don't have to worry about that anymore!
Twitter banned me so much, I wonder if I can speedrun banned on the 2.0 version, is there Pope account I can tell to go F himself on Bluesky yet? I think my first permaban was for telling donnie rump junior to become an hero for speaking against Uкrаіnе.
@seguaye I Liked him at some point, but nowadays I'm just fine with his music, would not go out of my way to put it on but wouldn't automatically turn it off
When I was at a grocery store once, I saw a kid go up to their mum, in tears and panicked. They held up a doughnut and sobbed: ‘it. . . It has . . . A hole in it!!’
Throughout the folder-farting and knife-flipping segments, all I could think was "This man is going to be a father..." Edit: My god, a heart from the man himself?! I'm honoured! Now knowing he's seen my comment, I would like to clarify that I know this man is going to be a fantastic father. To relate my own experiences with my father, who Matt reminds me of very much: When my father was handed me, his first-born child, to hold for the first time, his first thought was: "Wow, it looks just like me... I guess that's so we don't eat them." This child is going to have fun :) Edit 2: the heart went away because I edited the comment, I’m heartbroken! (No pun intended)
Im reading every single comment in a matt rose voice and oh my god im going crazy. Matt rose is in my mind, matt rose is in my eyes, i hear matt rose every single day. Somebody, turn on the emergency frog situation! Its an emergency...
I was watching this on the bus on the way home from school. Probably confused a few people when I said “No, Matthew…” out loud as you were flipping knives.
One of my coworkers was having a discussion with another coworker about uphill battles. Finally, he mentions the Greek myth of "Syphilis." Nonono, that's SISYPHUS!
Funny thing about calling it xitter is that the English language is such a fun mess that different letters can make different sounds. One of the many sounds x can signify is the, “sh” sound So it is entirely grammatically correct to read xitter As shitter.
I was once walking past an aisle in Asda when a middle-aged woman walking with her mother said 'Foul creature' in a posh accent I just hope she wasn't on about me
iphones (used to?) have a "raise to talk" feature that no one knew about. The idea was, to quickly and easily send a voice memo, hold phone up to face, say something, and boom you've sent a voice memo to the text message convo you have open. Well when you don't know about this feature you can send accidental voice memos to people, especially since it triggers even when the phone is just on your chest or stomach. Well one day our family group text gets a 1 second voice memo from mom that just has her saying "I have to pee".
@@tacticabbagehe's a puppet from a Christian children's show from the late 80s. It's one of those things you were really likely to see some of or at least hear about if you were in that subculture at the time but which gained basically no traction whatsoever in concurrent mainstream culture (for good reason imo).
The level of dedication to record the fart and the subsequent folder scene individually was amazing. He even added the notes for the sake of being authentic.
9:55 I once heard someone on the phone say “And he walked in, COVERED in peanut butter” I was walking past the isle they were in and unfortunately didn’t hear either the beginning or the end of it
@@iwuedfh It was a huge seaplane built by Howard Hughes' company that was made almost entirely of wood -- it was intended for use in WWII, but wasn't finished in time, and only made one brief flight. It colloquially became known as "The Spruce Goose" (its true name was The Hughes H-4 Hercules), though it was actually made of birch, and was allegedly called "The Birch Bitch" by its mechanics lol. Poor Howard.
Can we talk about the fact that someone saw THIS man, the man that decided to do "Double Knife Flips" and decided yes I'll love him and have a child together. And there are STILL PEOPLE THAT ARE SINGLE IN THIS WORLD
7:30 You’re playing in the snow, enjoying the winter chill in the air as you blissfully romp through the forest, the powdery crunch of snow underfoot just barely concealing the sound of something slithering behind you. You turn just as it rises out of the snow-its greeting will be the last thing you hear. Bro dreamed the sequel to the Meat Worm 2 sentence horror and didn’t even tell anyone
I'm gonna say it the way I want. I'm not greek. weird how when english speakers say things in a natural way for an english speaker, its "saying it wrong". but when any other language says an english word a little odd its "just an accent". how about we all chill and stop being pedantic about pronunciation
@@arcanealchemist3190 this isnt about pedantics for all of us, but about respect. Yes some accents, even english ones, make it hard to pronounce certain words especially if the sounds in the word dont rlly exist in another persons language, but thats why tutorials exist here. I agree that pedantic know-it-alls are a no go, but to some its about showing respect to a language and people
1. It's at best unclear what archaic greek sounded like 2. As far as we can tell the usual English pronunciation is closer to the vowel length pattern of the original anyway
My mom left to buy more food for an ongoing party, so when she returned she loudly declared "don't worry people, I have pood for the farty!" instead of "food for the party". everyone busted up laughing
Concerningly off topic, but after 8:18 I got an ad for laundry detergent and immediately after that I got a taco bell gordita crunch advertisement, I can't help but think that was intentional 💀
When I was a toddler I would climb out of my crib and onto a nearby dresser, before promptly falling directly onto my head and making a loud THUMP noise waking everyone up.
I was about to congratulate on the dad news and then released congratulations on the pregnancy. Realized that sounded a bit wrong as you are not the pregnant one. Then was at 9:09 and was about to say thank you for the pregnancy. That is concerning on so many levels 💀
Today I saw a post from a guy saying “how do women who live alone scratch their backs, do they just go slowly insane?” And all the women below his post were like “a...a backscratcher, my guy? Or a doorframe? Or anything really.”
"Covers letters are just employment fanfiction" Dear god why haven't I thought of it like that before? I would've had an easier time writing fiction about my worksona!
I'll never forget the amount of classmates I had in eighth grade who couldn't point to China, Japan, England, even Mexico and Canada (we're from the states)
A true story that raises more questions than it answers in one sentence. In two previous acting roles I’ve played a man who had his neck snapped by a super-woman and a guy who gets his face ripped apart by Tigger.
As a Tumblr veteran I am getting flashbacks with how a lot of people on Bluesky act so I’m holding out on switching to it for now. People are just too annoying there man lol.
In my notes, i just found a story I had written many years ago, consisting of a world where Pokèmon were forced to fight in a hunger-games-style battle. Obviously it wasn’t written well, since I was a small child when I wrote it, but it was fascinating to read.
@@JackEaly oh hell yeah dude! If you post it somewhere link it here, I'd make sure to leave a review lol. Or if you have any socials where you post the snippets, because that seems like a lot of work, surely is fun to write though
Also, by “I’m thinking of rewriting it” I mean: “I’ve written the prologue and four chapters and am on the fourth” lol Also sadly, I’m not on any social media platform, but you’re right: it is fun to write. Also, all the characters have Wings-of-Fire-style names like Inferno for a fire-type, and Hurricane for a water or flying-type
@@JackEaly woah you're productive, it's awesome that you wrote so much! And those names sound soooo badass, fitting for a story like that, like a little bit of foreshadowing. Also forgot to say, I love kind of fandom collabs, when you smash two things together and think how it all would've worked. Btw did you write it in a lighthearted way or just went full on gloomy, but with pokemons? For some reason I'm thinking of the detective Pikachu movie :D
@@nameless......................Bluesky is Twitter but better right now. If it continues it's popularity, which I think it will, it will probably get a little worse, but still better than Twitter.
@@Ben.MangelsI’m still not convinced that twitter has changed much. It kind of just seems like one minute everyone loves Elon, and the next minute everyone hates him for some reason.
@@blueforce9269 I don't think everyone ever loved Elon. I thought he was kind of cool when I only heard about him in relation to Tesla or SpaceX. Now that he's actually in the news more, people dislike him.
I'm sitting here with my hand in cold water, feeling stupid because of how I burnt my hand. But at least I didn't hurt myself attempting a double knife flip! Thanks for the laught, Matt!
overheard at the grocery store: "if you can't afford taco meat, that's on you. you had 65 years to make money"
That's not how it works...
I can't 😭
@@lokemannen101thats exactly how it works what could you mean by this
No,no,no. 47 years.
@@Bupboy no? Monet doesn't accumulate forever and assuming this character is 65 they couldn't have made money that whole time anyway
i like that in terms of meaning, "polycule" is almost the right word, but they went with "Polyphemus" anyway
lmao polycule is literally the right word it just describes the relationship instead of the person so this is a classic example of “you were right the first time, buddy. so close!”
so instead we start talking about the odyssey lmao
Polyphemus is a poly icon.
I love quality 4 items they’re so silly and game breakinf
And Nobody even corrected them!
As someone on Blusky I can confirm I’ve seen some unhinged things
“Eyes dentist” conjured up a very unpleasant image in my brain
Not me though
You ever read Dustin K Couch?
eyes dentist is official (not clickbait)
If you're happy and you know it, you high five you
amphibia profile picture spotted‼️‼️
10:53 “My hawnds all bloody from this flips :[ “ IN THE SADDEST VOICE EVER????? 😢
made me chuckle
He ate and left no food sand
Once, on Eid el Adha, after the prayer, I heard a teenage girl talking to her friend, in English too (I live in egypt), and she said "He looked like teletubbies, but thankfully nobody noticed" and it saddens me that I will never know the context
eyyy a fellow muslim
So that's what 7:26 meant.
This is hilarious xD
"But thankfully nobody noticed" whaat I wanan knoww
@@wafinashwan8242 Islam is the worst religion
the knife flip made me physically recoil
Same 😅
same'nt
I was about to think he stabbed himself on camera.
@@Leafbox5he did mention starting to bleed, so I guess he did cut himself 💀
💀
I’m glad bluesky can be just as crazy as twitter, so Matt Rose Mondays won’t change that much 😂
MRMs will never change, ever.
@@Matt_Rose (:
😮💨 thank god, right next to emerald chat
can confirm fr this time
Matt Rose is a UA-cam Original
Frenchperson here, with an useless opinion: the text in french was probably "On nous a donné de la crème glacée après ton départ" which is the Quebecer French for "They gave us ice cream after you left"
Quebecoise? I don't know, I'm not from there.
How is Quebec French different than the standard French?
@@Analog_Anarchist there are local idioms and expressions. In this case, the most common French idioms for « ice cream » is « glace » in France and « crème glacée » in Quebec
@@Analog_Anarchist Quebec French is its own culture and has its own French, they have the same core but have developed separately for decades and have significant differences, especially in informal speech. Same words have developed to have different meanings and the more you get into slang, the more they can sound like totally different languages.
@@SFJake250 Cajun French as well. I don't remember a lot of my French classes, but I remember that there are dialects that are hilariously different.
"Bowl House" totally sounds a like ridiculously expensive ramen place.
Or a parody of the Owl house
@@LegorocketsAnimation Wouldn't it be pronounced bowel house then?
@ I guess, but that sounds very unappetizing
11:29 cut the cauli into florets and oven-roast them with a bit if olive oil and salt. Then serve with the marshmallow/cream/whiskey sauce.
That sounds stellar
Need to get super high first
writing "i am the meat worm" to yourself with zero recollection of doing so is ABSOLUTELY a symptom of demonic possession
the meat worm is communicating
You're just a meat worm hater (I am a human I promise)
*meat worm possession
Mmmm or they were watching scishow tangents
psych major here ready to say that although no, it isnt a symptom of demonic possesion because that doesn't exist, it is an actual marker of DID (finding notes in your handwriting with no memory of having written them, which is analogous to the notes app), and thus probably the funniest name ive ever heard anyone ascribe to an alter personality
Video Idea: r/tragedeigh
It’s all about stupid, horrid, and straight messed-up names that parents gave to their children
I just looked at that subreddit and feel like I've had another stroke looking at the names- who tf comes up with these...
Boosting this
absolutely
@@NullAmbition As you should XD
YES OMG I LOVE TRAGEDEIGH
accidentally sent someone who i havent spoken to in a year a copy of a meme named "the Astley paradox" (If you ask rick astley for a copy of the movie UP, he cannot give you up as he will never give you up, however, in doing so, he lets you down) my phone was on do not disturb for a week straight
Lmfao
That’s actually a clever joke😂
😂🤣You actually got me there! Good job! :D
And I’m pretty sure the person you sent the meme to was either very, very confused or straight up flabbergasted.
omg a stayyyyyy 🩷🩷🩷
I wasn’t sure I’d ever see that meme again but here we are
The only thing that made me upset about the death of Twitter was we'd lose a crucial source of Matt Rose's beautiful narration. Thankfully we don't have to worry about that anymore!
Cry more
Twitter banned me so much, I wonder if I can speedrun banned on the 2.0 version, is there Pope account I can tell to go F himself on Bluesky yet? I think my first permaban was for telling donnie rump junior to become an hero for speaking against Uкrаіnе.
Bluesky is literally just early twitter with all of the unhinged posts and none of the trolls
"The little guy that pops out" sounds like a weird way to say "jack-in-the-box"
The little music mechanism that comes with it would be horribly out of tune. "Yeah, Timmy's really scared of the little guy that pops out."
"Jack Stauber" is the name i never excepted on a list of things i don't fw 😭
same. who doesn’t like his stuff?
I can see it. His work is very specialized and can be uncomfortable
@seguaye I Liked him at some point, but nowadays I'm just fine with his music, would not go out of my way to put it on but wouldn't automatically turn it off
@@hellworm That's exactly how I felt on a first listen, I don't fw his music at all but don't outright dislike it I guess
@@ww6372 This. I'm not big on it, a little too experimental and not in a direction I enjoy.
10:27
psa to anyone watching this, DON'T FUCKING DO THIS
Is that a fucking challenge?
"are you challenging me?"
Reverse psychology i see..
lmao
There go my weekend plans
When I was at a grocery store once, I saw a kid go up to their mum, in tears and panicked. They held up a doughnut and sobbed: ‘it. . . It has . . . A hole in it!!’
That is the sweetest, most adorable thing I've ever imagined a kid saying, but it is oh, so funny!
*kid sees a generic round bread loaf, also known as boule bread*
"Phew. Perfect, there's no holes in this one."
The start of teyphobia
Goof Morning and Good Afterboob would work so well together
Goof afterboob
Although that leaves open the question of WHEN the boob is taking place.
Goof Afterboob!
Goof afterboob
Now we need one for good night
Matt, whenever I feel down, I think to myself “4355.” And everything is all better
80085
bro i love this man so much he’s literally the best 😭💗
* the breast
Matt rose is my sweet baby kitten
@@MaudTV1 we are all his sweet baby kittens and hes the grandma feeding all of us with love and joy
@@MaudTV1 that made me laugh
the breast
Throughout the folder-farting and knife-flipping segments, all I could think was "This man is going to be a father..."
Edit: My god, a heart from the man himself?! I'm honoured!
Now knowing he's seen my comment, I would like to clarify that I know this man is going to be a fantastic father. To relate my own experiences with my father, who Matt reminds me of very much: When my father was handed me, his first-born child, to hold for the first time, his first thought was: "Wow, it looks just like me... I guess that's so we don't eat them."
This child is going to have fun :)
Edit 2: the heart went away because I edited the comment, I’m heartbroken! (No pun intended)
fr 😭😭😭
To be fair, I would’ve assumed that an “old fart folder” would be a folder for people who’d be referred to as “old farts”.
where did the heart go
@@piercebunge4297a heart on a comment disappears when the comment is edited
He shouldn't ve edited the comments
Im reading every single comment in a matt rose voice and oh my god im going crazy. Matt rose is in my mind, matt rose is in my eyes, i hear matt rose every single day. Somebody, turn on the emergency frog situation! Its an emergency...
I read this comment in Matt's voice and it made it 400% better
@@FallenCharlie12resl
Embrace it, sskkuuuulllleeemmmoojjjjiiii
@@Matt_Rose SKULLLLEMOJIIIII indeed
@@Matt_Rose Why can I translate your comment to English? It just removes one of the Ls in skullemoji.
As a moth enthusiast, polyphemus is also a type of moth. The one that's on my pfp actually 🙏
Oh wow it looks nice ^ ^!
Omg it's the ":3" moth!!! Someone call Jason Statham immediately
@inkbutterfly6706 I never saw that before but I now thank you for enlightening me
@@No0neSpec1al you're welcome my friend
10:02
Why is this literally the guy in the zelda botw side quest who wants you to give him an apple to pretty much save his marriage too 😭
Or that guy in Pokemon SwSh who you give an Applin to.
No because MARCHY MARCH AND THE FUNCHY BUNCH actually made me laugh out loud.
Someone with better sentence mixing skills than me should add that to the Grunkle Stunkle Wins The Funkle Bunkle lore
Me & my friends are in a band and considering changing the name to that. The real question is who’s going to be marchy March?
@@TokuWaffle haha yes that’s exactly what it reminded me of. I think my sense of humor might be a bit broken.
@@caffiangel pick a new person to be Marchy March every time you play so that you can all be Marchy March.
Sounds like a band from 70s
twitter really do be having an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION‼️‼️‼️🐸🐸🐸📣📣📣
STOP
😭
I see it's become a tradition for the top comment to have an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION ‼‼🐸🐸 in it
Edit: well, it *was* the top comment
Just imagining the crazy frog song or whatever playing
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 📣📣🗣🗣‼️‼️
I once asked for a 'Scarred For Life' lottery ticket, instead of 'Set For Life'...
Twitter successor ❌️
Tumblr successor ✅️
5:17 the "-5642" is how many character OVER the limit you are, so it's actually even more than that. I think the default max is 2000, so 7642 total
I was watching this on the bus on the way home from school. Probably confused a few people when I said “No, Matthew…” out loud as you were flipping knives.
Not gonna lie, "Marchy March and the Funky Bunk" is absolutely hilarious.
Bluesky: Twitter, but even more chaotic
and less bigoted
not gonna lie
is it less toxic, stupid and discriminatory at least?
@@nameless...................... If you set your blocklists/follows right yea
@@nameless...................... Most of the questionable individuals are most likely going to stay on twitter so definitely
Bluesky seems like twitter without the normal people, which seems like the opposite of how it should be.
One of my coworkers was having a discussion with another coworker about uphill battles. Finally, he mentions the Greek myth of "Syphilis."
Nonono, that's SISYPHUS!
9:55 I overheard a woman complaining that her husband won't let her spend all his money because she's mad at him.
Funny thing about calling it xitter is that the English language is such a fun mess that different letters can make different sounds.
One of the many sounds x can signify is the, “sh” sound
So it is entirely grammatically correct to read xitter
As shitter.
I thought it was a mix of "Twitter" and "X" since Twitter changed to X bro- 😭
@@Ruby._.ThePlanetXoXo it is what are you confused about
I'm calling it shitter from now on, thank you for the idea
@@Ruby._.ThePlanetXoXo is it supposed to be read ex-itter in your head 😭
@@user-fc2xk3uv8yidk man i read it as zitter
I was once walking past an aisle in Asda when a middle-aged woman walking with her mother said 'Foul creature' in a posh accent
I just hope she wasn't on about me
6:33 typing “zzz” while actually being asleep is crazy LMFAO
iphones (used to?) have a "raise to talk" feature that no one knew about. The idea was, to quickly and easily send a voice memo, hold phone up to face, say something, and boom you've sent a voice memo to the text message convo you have open. Well when you don't know about this feature you can send accidental voice memos to people, especially since it triggers even when the phone is just on your chest or stomach. Well one day our family group text gets a 1 second voice memo from mom that just has her saying "I have to pee".
seeing all the baby stuff displayed in the background, I know this man is so excited to be a dad 🥹
... Is it good for the planet that Matt has decided to produce offspring? Will the planet implode?
@lofthouse23 It's not a real human it's gonna be a rose cookie cutter
I am so in love with :gerbertpog: .
A Brutalmoose fan perhaps?
I knew I recognised that somewhere!
Who the dingle is gerbert
@@tacticabbage A whiny chicken nugget child
@@tacticabbagehe's a puppet from a Christian children's show from the late 80s. It's one of those things you were really likely to see some of or at least hear about if you were in that subculture at the time but which gained basically no traction whatsoever in concurrent mainstream culture (for good reason imo).
7:19 this person doesn’t fw jack stauber i will now send an army of angry gnomes to them
Send in the Nurpo!
Send in the Nurpo!
Haha-- *tiny garden gnome runs past me* What the hell? Did you see that??
Forget it, we'll do it sometime.
@@StormyArt haha you can say that again!
This is certainly the blester Matt Rose video of the week. About as funny as Marchy March and the Funky Bunk, funniest thing I've ever heard.
Funnier than Zajef 37?
@@HungryWarden that’s a stretch
The level of dedication to record the fart and the subsequent folder scene individually was amazing. He even added the notes for the sake of being authentic.
Congrats on 1mil :3 I’ve been here since 20k and I’m proud to have watched your silliness spread further and further
I am Jeffrey epstein
@@JeffyEpstein-j5ono you aren't
@@JeffyEpstein-j5o I'm a big fan, can you make a collab with Diddy? It's gonna be fire
@@PloVv-hu4qt ?
analog content cat face emoji :3
10:21 You're going to be a wonderful role model for your kid 🥰
LOL
DOUBLE KNIFE FLIP (CLANG) DOUBLE KNIFE FLIP
Lucky you didn't chop your toe off
Here’s some good wisdom:
As far as you are concerned, a knife in the air has no handle.
As someone who blanks on words quite frequently, watching others make panicked word-salad is immensely relatable and satisfying.
9:55 I once heard someone on the phone say “And he walked in, COVERED in peanut butter”
I was walking past the isle they were in and unfortunately didn’t hear either the beginning or the end of it
I overheard an old man say to his wife at the grocery store "honey, did you farted"
The fact that this video reprises so many videos is kinda the vibe when the musical reprises a bunch of songs close to the end
My Dad once said “Plywood Duck” when referring to the “Spruce Goose”
idk I prefer a wood veneer
what is a spruce goose?
@@iwuedfh It was a huge seaplane built by Howard Hughes' company that was made almost entirely of wood -- it was intended for use in WWII, but wasn't finished in time, and only made one brief flight. It colloquially became known as "The Spruce Goose" (its true name was The Hughes H-4 Hercules), though it was actually made of birch, and was allegedly called "The Birch Bitch" by its mechanics lol. Poor Howard.
That one had me "quacking" up! (Don't throw the rotten tomatoes, I'm about to close this tab so I'll be gone before you know it.)
I don’t even care about the platform, the way I see it it’s several free sequels in one, and THAT is a win
Can we talk about the fact that someone saw THIS man, the man that decided to do "Double Knife Flips" and decided yes I'll love him and have a child together. And there are STILL PEOPLE THAT ARE SINGLE IN THIS WORLD
If I'm being honest with myself, this would work on me.
If anything, it really tells you something about those single people...
@@ShanRenxin The absence of risk-taking does not appear to be attractive, this I can confirm is one of those single people.
7:30 You’re playing in the snow, enjoying the winter chill in the air as you blissfully romp through the forest, the powdery crunch of snow underfoot just barely concealing the sound of something slithering behind you. You turn just as it rises out of the snow-its greeting will be the last thing you hear.
Bro dreamed the sequel to the Meat Worm 2 sentence horror and didn’t even tell anyone
I read the first paragraph in Rob Cantor's voice and mentally replied with a whispered, 'Shia Lebeouf'.
0:37 WHY DOES THE BUTTER LOOK SO SCARED
I would probably be scared if I was the butter or maybe not
It is getting litterally melted and probably also sexually harassed
It's basically a Red Room video :|
I think I’d be pretty scared if my body was being slowly destroyed and smeared onto someone’s giant belly and pelvic area
@@枒......yeah even that just being described sounds scary 😭 😭
I deeply thank you for actually pronouncing Polyphemus correctly
Too many people say Paul-ee-fee-mus
I didn't know that was the incorrect pronunciation until today
YES EXACTLY it’s “poly-fem-us”
I'm gonna say it the way I want. I'm not greek.
weird how when english speakers say things in a natural way for an english speaker, its "saying it wrong". but when any other language says an english word a little odd its "just an accent".
how about we all chill and stop being pedantic about pronunciation
@@arcanealchemist3190 this isnt about pedantics for all of us, but about respect. Yes some accents, even english ones, make it hard to pronounce certain words especially if the sounds in the word dont rlly exist in another persons language, but thats why tutorials exist here. I agree that pedantic know-it-alls are a no go, but to some its about showing respect to a language and people
1. It's at best unclear what archaic greek sounded like
2. As far as we can tell the usual English pronunciation is closer to the vowel length pattern of the original anyway
We need to combine turn the opaque deer clear and EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION to make the supreme meme
Emergency opaque frog deer situation so make it clear.
My mom left to buy more food for an ongoing party, so when she returned she loudly declared "don't worry people, I have pood for the farty!" instead of "food for the party". everyone busted up laughing
Concerningly off topic, but after 8:18 I got an ad for laundry detergent and immediately after that I got a taco bell gordita crunch advertisement, I can't help but think that was intentional 💀
meanwhile i got something about haiti
7:22 how'd jack stauber get here?
They must really hate Jack stauber
Fr
They probably got sick of Baby Hotline / Oh Klahoma
all I know is all the autism music artists keep getting referenced in Matt Rose videos. next thing you know there’ll be a Tally Hall reference
My thoughts exactly.
When I was a toddler I would climb out of my crib and onto a nearby dresser, before promptly falling directly onto my head and making a loud THUMP noise waking everyone up.
checks out
WHEN YOU WERE A BAYPBY????
BABY**
@ Toddler, but close enough.
Lobotomy
I was about to congratulate on the dad news and then released congratulations on the pregnancy. Realized that sounded a bit wrong as you are not the pregnant one. Then was at 9:09 and was about to say thank you for the pregnancy.
That is concerning on so many levels 💀
Even my edit was wrong -
It's meant to say ' realized that sounded a bit wrong as you are not the pregnant one'
What tf is going on in my brain
Seeing Jack Stauber on a list called ''things i don't fw'' hurt my soul
Today I saw a post from a guy saying “how do women who live alone scratch their backs, do they just go slowly insane?” And all the women below his post were like “a...a backscratcher, my guy? Or a doorframe? Or anything really.”
Reminds me of the way cats rub their heads against stuff
7:05 "Grunkle Stunkle wins the funkle bunkle"
It actually is that holy shit
Exactly what I thought of when I heard that.
yesssss
"Covers letters are just employment fanfiction"
Dear god why haven't I thought of it like that before? I would've had an easier time writing fiction about my worksona!
Ok listen,
Beauty is in the eye of a fish
Remember that
π
I called a straw a suck stick once. Whole family was a fan of that fail, so suck stick is what we all call straws now.
That "double knife flip" actually made me flinch, ngl. You needa stop doing things like that 💀💀💀
Vid idea:
“How the heck are they passing this class?”
In geography we were doing an easy question . What 4 counties make up the uk
The person confidently starts
“London , Edinburgh-“
@@CraftyElizIf they live in the uk that's actually shameful 💀
@@6171boots we live in England and have done the question nearly every week
@@6171boots we live in England
I'll never forget the amount of classmates I had in eighth grade who couldn't point to China, Japan, England, even Mexico and Canada (we're from the states)
8:13 “i’m 34 years old”
12:34 You're just giving him ideas. /j
I've never been so worried for someone until Matt said "double knife flip"
0:28-0:32: That’s a cool image. Kudos to whoever made that.
7:13 Grunkle Stunkle wins the Funkle Bunkle
*distorted football music*
That is exactly the first thing I thought when hearing that.
A true story that raises more questions than it answers in one sentence.
In two previous acting roles I’ve played a man who had his neck snapped by a super-woman and a guy who gets his face ripped apart by Tigger.
7:57 BABY CARRIER? IS MATT PREGNANT?
…well, his wife is but obviously HE isn’t
@@fuzzysstuff9888 are you sure his not the pregnant one?
@@vibrantdk it's on his UA-cam community
Not, her wife is pregnant
Matt is going to be a *father*
@@dasaisbusyrightnow wow
I once forgot the word for the Wake at a funeral and called it a funeral “after party”.
I couldn't remember the word "scissors" and asked my manager for the "hinged knives" she started laughing at me.
6:51 I think it was supposed to be "on nous a donné de la crème glacée après ton départ" (they gave us ice cream after you left)
11:42 christ i wasnt expecting a series of unfortunate events reference here but i can relate to that kid
YEAHHH
Yeah let's be real suspecting a weird person of really being the devious count Olaf in disguise is completely justified.
@@WasatchWind oh yeah definitely
it really caught me off guard 😭
7:32 Everywhere I go, the meatworm follows.
"I went home. But so did the meat worm"
"I liked Thanksgiving dinner with my family.
Until the Meatworm joined in."
@NOBLESIX-UNSC Stuffing is my favorite part of the Thanksgiving dinner...Unfortunately it was the Meatworm's favorite too.
6:11 This man actually just woke a sleeper agent
As a Tumblr veteran I am getting flashbacks with how a lot of people on Bluesky act so I’m holding out on switching to it for now. People are just too annoying there man lol.
I love that Matt’s SO is so chill with him being a chaos demon
Matt uploaded a video on Bluesky just as I was thinking about him making a video on Bluesky. You're a mind reader Matt.
He's not a mind reader he's a matt rose
the jack stauber slander will not be tolerated
In my notes, i just found a story I had written many years ago, consisting of a world where Pokèmon were forced to fight in a hunger-games-style battle. Obviously it wasn’t written well, since I was a small child when I wrote it, but it was fascinating to read.
That sounds amazing, would love to read it
I’m actually thinking of maybe rewriting it, with actual lore and decent writing this time
@@JackEaly oh hell yeah dude! If you post it somewhere link it here, I'd make sure to leave a review lol. Or if you have any socials where you post the snippets, because that seems like a lot of work, surely is fun to write though
Also, by “I’m thinking of rewriting it” I mean: “I’ve written the prologue and four chapters and am on the fourth” lol
Also sadly, I’m not on any social media platform, but you’re right: it is fun to write. Also, all the characters have Wings-of-Fire-style names like Inferno for a fire-type, and Hurricane for a water or flying-type
@@JackEaly woah you're productive, it's awesome that you wrote so much! And those names sound soooo badass, fitting for a story like that, like a little bit of foreshadowing. Also forgot to say, I love kind of fandom collabs, when you smash two things together and think how it all would've worked. Btw did you write it in a lighthearted way or just went full on gloomy, but with pokemons? For some reason I'm thinking of the detective Pikachu movie :D
My friend once forgot the word "Steam roller" and called it a "Tarmac flattener"
5:41 make the opaque deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear!
Make the opaque deer clear!!
Make the opaque deer clear!
Make the opaque deer clear!
Make the opaque deer clear!
If this was Tumblr I would reply with an image where "deeeeeeeeeeeeer" is blacked out (or whited out)
champion, a matt rose video to watch while procrastinating
I have Bluesky, can say it’s better than Twitter but still unhinged
Update-I lied it’s becoming bad if not worse than Twitter
like, less fucking toxic and more chaos?
so basically, twitter is tf2 mvm
bluesky is casual
@@nameless......................Bluesky is Twitter but better right now. If it continues it's popularity, which I think it will, it will probably get a little worse, but still better than Twitter.
@@Ben.MangelsI’m still not convinced that twitter has changed much. It kind of just seems like one minute everyone loves Elon, and the next minute everyone hates him for some reason.
@@Ben.Mangels at least we'll still have good content curation tools, like blocklists and labellers
@@blueforce9269 I don't think everyone ever loved Elon. I thought he was kind of cool when I only heard about him in relation to Tesla or SpaceX. Now that he's actually in the news more, people dislike him.
Matt, my brother in christ, why would you flip 2 knives with your hands, especially after getting stabbed the first time?
3:00 what💀
Frick Freak duck f word
the longer I look at this image the weirder it gets
Pretty sure it means they're racist, right?
possible truest image ever?
if gay means buried 5 corpses outside a Mcdonald, this is us
I wonder if litlle Matt will start voicing the channel one day..?
Yes once he turns three
@@Matt_Rose get em working early!
@@Matt_Rose his first words will be SKULL EMOJIII 💀
1:41 That would be an amazing video actually
I work at a Walmart. I once overheard a kid say "It's cheese. Praise the Cheese Lord"
I want to know who the Cheese Lord is.
Very happy Blusky is getting more recognition
Also, hello meat worm
I'm sitting here with my hand in cold water, feeling stupid because of how I burnt my hand.
But at least I didn't hurt myself attempting a double knife flip! Thanks for the laught, Matt!