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  • @worstinshow
    @worstinshow 8 місяців тому +443

    If physically attacking you for trying to throw out their poop jars isn't ground for divorce I don't know what is.

    • @Blackmetaljulian
      @Blackmetaljulian Місяць тому +6

      A man can’t collect exotic jams in peace anymore?!

    • @Polygonlin
      @Polygonlin 18 днів тому +1

      WOMEN are ALWAYS Jealous of Men's HOBBIES!!

    • @eggbag4182
      @eggbag4182 16 днів тому

      That's grounds for murder

  • @MKBIII.
    @MKBIII. Рік тому +298

    The birth story is really the only one that makes my skin crawl. Shits depraved as can be, as a new father I can’t imagine that level of mortification

  • @yuggenn
    @yuggenn Рік тому +423

    i feel like a year of my life is taken away everytime i watch these

  • @TheZombo
    @TheZombo Рік тому +767

    Time stamps:
    0:00 jars
    9:43 birth
    18:48 surstroming
    27:30 artifacts
    38:34 The couch
    57:06 Hungry wife
    1:06:42 Homemade toys
    1:20:34 Breaking bad
    1:32:04 Pinworms
    1:41:17 The knife

  • @Hamurai_Blac
    @Hamurai_Blac Рік тому +308

    Just opened a can a refried beans when I heard
    "This is the story of the Poop Jars."
    Ima watch this later

    • @ari_wastaken
      @ari_wastaken Місяць тому +1

      i hope you later got to enjoy those beans

  • @AVI-lh6rm
    @AVI-lh6rm Рік тому +107

    I just so happen to be cleaning my house for an upcoming party, and when I check my phone to switch the song I wanna listen to, this shows up. Perfect timing, I think I know what i'll be listening to now.

  • @Odin933
    @Odin933 Рік тому +948

    my body yearns for you, Justin Whang.

  • @jessicav2709
    @jessicav2709 Рік тому +541

    Laceys story infuriates me. I have a high functioning autistic teen daughter who WILL check out and go blank, you can't let them stay that way. I haven't encountered it yet where she won't come back (her brothers, dad and I break her out of it) but I'd go ahead and bring her to the hospital if we couldnt. She's anxiety ridden and I switched her to private school 4 years ago and it greatly helped but I know I can never home school her because the less interaction they have the worse social anxiety worsens. I try not to judge other parents but if you choose your baby rotting on a couch over hospitalization, I will. I hope they rot in a jail cell, still better than the death they allowed that beautiful soul to endure 😢

    • @LunarCatKan
      @LunarCatKan Рік тому +27

      TLDR ig?: blank/check out days are fine if their overwhelmed or such with social interaction at school or the likes but only if it’s infrequent and happens only if it’s needed. I’m autistic and rarely have days where I actively need a day or 2 break from all social stuff like school and it can easily get out of hand if not watched over.
      Yeah that’s fair. There’s just days where I just blank out of reality and absolutely refuse to move out of bed, like it doesn’t matte what my parents say I’ll just stay in bed and not eat properly for a while. It annoys my mum so much and she keeps telling me I’ll waste away into nothing the rare times it happens but honestly being told that kinda stuff doesn’t help me or make me feel better. Sometimes I just need a break from dealing with the social bullshit rules and blank out, not bothering to properly interact with anyone unless needed (like asking my mum to make her delicious spaghetti for dinner as an example) and it’s definitely helpful when I’m overwhelmed or such but it would definitely get out of hand if my parents don’t make me go to school the next day or next week if it’s Friday or something. I probably would just stay in bed or my room for the next bunch of years if I could but that’s realistically impossible.

    • @LittleBarracuda
      @LittleBarracuda Рік тому +52

      Yup, autistic woman here - although be it combined with cptsd from childhood trauma - i have disassociated for HOURS before because my body told me that its not safe yet to come back out. Its like a snail chilling in its house as long as you are bothering it too much. But its not always fun, most times i want to say something but i cant unless someone helps me snap out of it into a safe environment that wont overwhelm me entirely.

    • @puredextrose
      @puredextrose Рік тому +24

      hey! just a gentle correction with some terms. autistic people have found the terms “low needs” and “high needs” are less demeaning than low/high functioning! found this out recently and wanted to let ya know!

    • @_Chessa_
      @_Chessa_ Рік тому +19

      @@puredextroseI still like using the term high functioning!😅

    • @jessicav2709
      @jessicav2709 Рік тому +6

      @@puredextrose 🤣 idc

  • @scpjack7856
    @scpjack7856 Рік тому +224

    When I was at university, I shared a dorm with a Swede. She was going home for half term and asked if we wanted anything back. I said “well there’s one thing” and she was like “JACK I AN NOT BRINGING YOU BACK SURSTROMMING”. I was going to say that spicy liquorice they have but ok 😂😂😂

    • @smogdanoff7053
      @smogdanoff7053 Рік тому +4

      Mmmmmm Turkisk peber

    • @mariacarvalho2926
      @mariacarvalho2926 10 місяців тому

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  • @twotrucks5263
    @twotrucks5263 Рік тому +189

    Every time Finland is brought up in any situation, there is something extraordinarily bizarre

    • @davidturney2975
      @davidturney2975 Рік тому +26

      It's like the Florida of Europe

    • @Febard
      @Febard Рік тому +14

      :DDDD Totta

    • @VilleRemes
      @VilleRemes Рік тому +8

      Well something in our clean air makes people do dumb stuff

    • @Malconeous
      @Malconeous Рік тому

      ​@@VilleRemesI'd take a bit of smog over being part of a society of Finnish degenerates

    • @skeeter5076
      @skeeter5076 Рік тому +6

      I had a Finnish grandfather and I miss his stories dearly

  • @GrimmDawn8487
    @GrimmDawn8487 Рік тому +257

    Surprisingly I haven't watched many of these before. It's gonna be a fun two hours

  • @Mediarch
    @Mediarch Рік тому +79

    26:04 - "You know that shit launched out of him like a fucking cannon! If she was pregnant that baby is learning how to swim tonight"
    Easily my favorite quote of the video

    • @smug_cat1
      @smug_cat1 Рік тому +3

      I've seen stuff heard stuff
      But that shit made me gag

  • @ruby71406
    @ruby71406 Рік тому +326

    as an autistic person, lacy’s story brings me to tears

    • @lillyvalley7362
      @lillyvalley7362 Рік тому +42

      same, recently diagnosed adult with above average intelligence and anxiety, it hit me so think how i can imagine her life and hopelessness,her death was 100% preventable

    • @LunarCatKan
      @LunarCatKan Рік тому +24

      I struggle to cry tbh but her story made me sad. If my parents weren’t so adamant on making me have a reasonable social life (at least 1 friend, go to school and get a job someday) I would probably just stay in my bedroom/house (I have an outdoor cat and I don’t mind letting her outside when she wants/needs) for years if I could.

    • @MartianCandies
      @MartianCandies Рік тому +9

      @@LunarCatKan pleaseee get your kitty chipped if you haven't!!! and make sure you have bright lights around your house. idk if where you live has coyotes but safer than sorry!!

    • @LunarCatKan
      @LunarCatKan Рік тому +6

      @@MartianCandies ah I live in the UK and we don’t have anything like coyotes where I live, the biggest danger to outdoor cats would really only be cars but outdoor cats usually avoid them since they’re loud plus I don’t even know if she’s chipped already, my cat is adopted. I only really saw her previous owner once or twice who just left her outside and neglected her, when I befriended her she looked a bit chubby but I quickly realised she’s just a ball of floof and she was actually underweight plus the poor kitty had fleas that she kept having an allergic reaction to the bites. She decided to leave her previous owner and started living with me so I got her flea treatment and when she was flea free I had to pick the badly formed scabs from the allergic reactions so the flea bite cuts could heal over properly and I’ve fed her everyday and now she’s a healthy little bean

    • @MartianCandies
      @MartianCandies Рік тому

      @@LunarCatKan oh my Godddd you're so sweet!!! I loveee when cats choose their people!! she sounds like such a sweet little ball of floof I already love her 😭 I live in the us, and I have a bunch of outside cat friends. honestly, I don't have human friends lmao, I'm too awkward and I'm currently trying to see if I am on the spectrum. but I love my outside kitties, but we have coyotes around here(I've seen one, I thought it was a weirdly tall cat before I saw the tail) I try to think they're fine and got picked up but a few stopped coming. so I keep all the lights super bright and make periodic trips outside to check on them!
      I actually had an abused cat who I'm thinking was dumped I befriended as well, his name is spade because he has a marking that looks just like one from a card on his face! he was so skinny and sickly when I did, he wasn't doing good, so I brought him in. he has never wanted to go back out lmao, he loves his room and he's sooo fat now! but he was so scared and it took time, I know he was abused because that poor thing cowered so badly when I tried going to pet him like normal, like I was going to full on hit him. it broke my heart. I've had him since Feb! I'm trying to get the human friendly outside cats adopted, and trying to get the more skittish ones used to me so I can work with them! I just adore cats so much and honestly a lot of owners here in the us are dumb, I've had to inform a lot on coyotes and other stuff like pyometra (something female cats and dogs can get if they aren't fixed and are older, my doggo got it and truly if she didn't get to the vet the hour she did she wouldn't be here, so I never want anyone else going through that!)
      I just love animals lmao. I could talk about them forever. I love how much you love your chub, I love how you see her as a friend!!

  • @JamesElise
    @JamesElise Рік тому +804

    I will admit, I do think the shit jar story is real. People do weird things and men will hit their wives over smaller and more bizarre things than diarrhea jars

    • @Grace-tg4oy
      @Grace-tg4oy Рік тому +106

      Yeah, on the Hoarders TV show it's not unheard of for people to hoard their bodily fluids.

    • @jojocaitlin8508
      @jojocaitlin8508 Рік тому +42

      ​@@Grace-tg4oyI honestly hadn't thought of this but you have a point. I watch a lot of hoarders and I'd be interested to see what state the guy lived in before they lived together.

    • @Grimnir_x
      @Grimnir_x Рік тому +34

      Yea man, shortly after my fiances Grandad passed her family checked the attic and found a plastic bag filled with his shit, people do weird stuff

    • @NotA-Lizard
      @NotA-Lizard Рік тому +19

      When i was training for my emt iii/ medic lic. We did cna stuff. Had a pt that kept urine in cups and jars and her period in a giant tub. Was nasty

    • @OddHornedNinja
      @OddHornedNinja Рік тому +17

      Can't it be a form of control in their life? Coming from past trauma or the like.

  • @Stanfordscienceman
    @Stanfordscienceman Рік тому +51

    My guy going from describing the most disgusting fucking scene I’ve ever been told of to casually saying“if she was pregnant,that baby is learning how to swim tonight.” Was actually so god damn funny

  • @ivyw5862
    @ivyw5862 Рік тому +697

    Food for the soul.

  • @hellogoogle6260
    @hellogoogle6260 Рік тому +70

    My mom told me a story about the skin growing into stuff. She’s a nurse and had to put a cast on a little boy who broke his arm. Eventually the boy comes back to have it taken off and his skin has grown into the cast. They had to cut off chucks of his arm to get the cast off and he screamed the whole time. I’ve been scared of casts since that story

    • @pedro-pascals-armpit
      @pedro-pascals-armpit 7 місяців тому +24

      did the parents not take him in for regular changes of the cast? when i broke my wrist i had to come in every week and even then the edges were gross and grimy already. baffling, the neglect

    • @Stardustuk
      @Stardustuk 4 місяці тому +3

      That actually means the cast wasn't done correctly

  • @isabelateixeira3713
    @isabelateixeira3713 Рік тому +213

    The birth video story is just so infuriating. Imagine violating someone’s privacy like that. Idk if it was his “daddy blog” or whatever, YOU POSTED YOUR NAKED WIFE AND NEWBORN CHILD (plus a bunch of private family photos) WITHOUT HER CONSENT. I hope she sued his ass.

    • @mrmcmuffin9918
      @mrmcmuffin9918 6 місяців тому +22

      i agree. there is nothing wrong with posting photos like that WITH HER PERMISSION, its not ok to do it without,

    • @zhuyu9268
      @zhuyu9268 2 місяці тому +1

      Imagine trying to take someone's children from them and raising your children in a broken home because he upset you. You can't sue someone for sharing media of you, or hurting your feelings.

    • @shaniawatson2448
      @shaniawatson2448 2 місяці тому +13

      He violated her privacy. He purposely withheld information. He put his wife and his baby on the internet for millions to see and make depraved fantasies about, and he minimized her reaction. I truly hope you're not a woman saying all this. Literally the fact that he had her on their, naked and without her consent is enough to sue by itself. Never mind the baby. I hope you're not a woman saying all this.

    • @denpakei32
      @denpakei32 Місяць тому

      @@zhuyu9268 are you stupid

    • @ghostdagreat
      @ghostdagreat Місяць тому

      ​@@zhuyu9268you can't post someone's torn open genitalia online and expect to stay together

  • @Malconeous
    @Malconeous Рік тому +56

    Im dealing with a mildly severe back injury that's temporarily limiting my mobility. Thank you for these two hours of horrific entertainment.

    • @morgan1309
      @morgan1309 Рік тому +4

      Wishing you a speedy recovery❤

    • @Malconeous
      @Malconeous Рік тому +3

      @@morgan1309 thank you! that's very kind.

    • @MartianCandies
      @MartianCandies Рік тому +3

      also wishing you a speedy recovery!!! I messed mine up a few months back and I'm still eating OTC painkillers like candy (',': so hopefully you recover waaay better than I did lmao!! definitely don't try doing heavy lifting for awhileee that's where I fd up pft

    • @Malconeous
      @Malconeous Рік тому +1

      @@MartianCandies cheers, I hope you can recover soon. Luckily a bunch of yoga and progressively longer hikes have helped to start the healing process on my end. I'll always have to be careful though and probably won't be doing deadlifts any time soon

  • @ZapperRS
    @ZapperRS Рік тому +97

    Two more hours of whang is exactly what I needed in my Friday night

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Рік тому +44

    I love bringing up Whang around the boys, always makes for a spicy conversation

  • @volfan2099
    @volfan2099 Рік тому +114

    This is weird for me to say......I love Whang!!

  • @skeeter5076
    @skeeter5076 Рік тому +59

    "If she was pregnant, that baby is learning how to SWIM tonight" got me dead

    • @PlutosAsleep
      @PlutosAsleep 4 місяці тому +1

      read this while he said it 😭

  • @Gin404
    @Gin404 Рік тому +49

    lovely to watch these story compilations while drawing, thank you :)

    • @antonydrossos5719
      @antonydrossos5719 Рік тому +10

      It always helps to have something interesting or exciting to listen to while hunch over the drawing table!

  • @virginiaordaya
    @virginiaordaya Рік тому +145

    Of course Reddit won’t take down the CP/voyeur videos but will take down anything with edgy jokes.

    • @itsmoggintime
      @itsmoggintime 9 місяців тому +10

      reddit mods like to get in touch with their inner child, and act like it too

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 8 місяців тому +27

      ​@@itsmoggintimeI think you got that mixed up. Reddit mods don't like to get in touch with their inner child; they like to touch the innards of another child.

    • @itsmoggintime
      @itsmoggintime 8 місяців тому +10

      @@passingrando6457 shit you right bruv

    • @fredfuchs6052
      @fredfuchs6052 6 місяців тому

      UA-cam does it too and they fuckin shit all over the dreading and Disturban channels too and it fuckin pisses me off. UA-cam/google/alphabet is fucking garbage and probly advocate cp

    • @WiltedKuwaitSalad
      @WiltedKuwaitSalad 3 місяці тому

      It’s men who think they are women who hate actual women.

  • @christalcavanaugh
    @christalcavanaugh Рік тому +247

    The birthing video story INFURIATED me. It was so so wrong from the beginning for him to post such an intimate video without consent to begin with but that piece of human garbage left it up after he KNEW she wanted to keep it private. I can only believe that he got off on it too. What a monster. I truly hope he is never allowed near another child ever again.

    • @catsdogswoof3968
      @catsdogswoof3968 Рік тому +17

      He just seems like a narc not a creep

    • @JetstreamTheSexSam
      @JetstreamTheSexSam 11 місяців тому

      ​@@catsdogswoof3968 he's a creep. He definitely uploaded it to the fetish site

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 10 місяців тому +36

      ​@@catsdogswoof3968yeah, I don't think he posted it to that awful subreddit. He was very selfish and blatantly uncaring in uploading and keeping the video up for nearly a year after his wife had told him she didn't want it shared - that, plus the whole digital footprint they'd both agreed shouldn't exist, but he made anyway for his blog.

    • @catsdogswoof3968
      @catsdogswoof3968 10 місяців тому +34

      @@kwarra-an I meant i dont think he had sexual intentions just self centered intentions

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 10 місяців тому +4

      @@catsdogswoof3968 yes, me too.

  • @coldslaws
    @coldslaws Рік тому +46

    Timestamps
    Jar Collection: 00:09
    Birth: 9:40
    Surstromming: 18:46
    Artifacts: 27:30
    The Couch: 38:34
    Hungry Wife: 57:05
    Homemade Toys: 1:06:41
    Breaking Bad: 1:20:33
    Pinworms: 1:32:04
    The Knife: 1:41:17

  • @ignorealiensorders666
    @ignorealiensorders666 Рік тому +32

    The lacy case is always so mind blowing like how do you let your child get that bad. It’s not like they couldn’t get care for her 😢

    • @thatoneannoyingtornadosire8755
      @thatoneannoyingtornadosire8755 15 днів тому

      that trip to the hospital *potentially* could have led to her at least still being with us.
      yeah we have the power of hindsight, but, at the first moment of medical issues potentially coming up is when i think (hope) most people would have thought "ok maybe we shouldn't let this continue"

  • @TheCheemstar
    @TheCheemstar Рік тому +75

    I have ibs and lemme tell yah I could totally fill 1 jar in 1 trip.

    • @missybuchanan9631
      @missybuchanan9631 Рік тому +17

      I have Crohn’s disease and I could too, but I wouldn’t. It has taken me 20 years to be comfortable recounting my movements with my specialist and not give a shit (pun not intended) when a crowd of med students are in the room when they do my colonoscopy.

  • @kittykattzee
    @kittykattzee 11 місяців тому +11

    In my parent’s house, the basement toilet bowl had a significantly lower flushing power than all the other toilet bowls in the house. My parents attributed it to gravity (upstairs toilet bowls get more helped from gravity as they were higher up). There was a time when I pulled a Randy and shat a Pygmy baby sized stool in the basement toilet. And of course, toilet didn’t have enough power to flush it. My dad pretty much did what the last lady did, armour wrapped his arm with Walmart bags and forced flush it to the pipes. One of the many moments of my dad being my absolute hero.

    • @rockapartie
      @rockapartie 11 місяців тому +5

      Your house would need to be thousands of stories high to notice such a massive drop in gravity.

    • @OtisCluck
      @OtisCluck 6 місяців тому +2

      You should have got a poop knife lol

    • @Natediggetydog
      @Natediggetydog Місяць тому

      That’s what poop knives are for. We had a plastic spoon that we kept in the same bucket as the plunger for just such occasions

    • @user-mn9wc5ru5w
      @user-mn9wc5ru5w 2 дні тому

      Pics or it didn't happen

  • @KichiXD
    @KichiXD Рік тому +23

    i pulled an all nighter finishing off my extremly wholesome and fluffy webcomic with this in the background, thanks Whang!

  • @lemonlime5435
    @lemonlime5435 Рік тому +17

    Last one had me giggling to myself in my room. No point in playing these videos to fall asleep too. Fascinating stuff.

  • @dearcole123
    @dearcole123 Рік тому +34

    A “V-95 gas mask” made me laugh 😂 way too much

    • @notingh3re
      @notingh3re 10 місяців тому

      Sounds interesting ig

  • @ThieviusCartoonus
    @ThieviusCartoonus Рік тому +33

    Perfect video to have on in the background as I study for my math test

  • @VolatileViolet
    @VolatileViolet Рік тому +6

    And I had just been binge-watching some compilations yesterday.
    This works out nicely.

  • @aoiferyan7831
    @aoiferyan7831 Рік тому

    Thanks!

  • @KazuhiraMiller46
    @KazuhiraMiller46 Рік тому +21

    Just made a fresh bowl of chili-mac. This is going to be great 😎🤌

  • @chickennuggetpaw
    @chickennuggetpaw Рік тому +31

    Fellow IBS sufferers, whether you store your own feces in jars or not, remember you’re not alone. Take time off when you need to, if possible, and just stick to your safe foods if you have to. IBS sucks, but you’re not gross for having a sensitive digestive system. (However, if you store shit in jars, you are definitely gross for that…). Also, for those that don’t know, anxiety can be a big trigger for some people with IBS, so a step towards managing IBS can be learning to manage your anxiety, again, if you can.

    • @Lol4eva-q3k
      @Lol4eva-q3k 14 днів тому +2

      Nice I love them to Uwu

  • @taramcflara
    @taramcflara 6 місяців тому +4

    I don't think I've mentally screamed "WHYYYY" so many times back to back

  • @asoggyflipflop
    @asoggyflipflop Рік тому +12

    The dad in the birth story PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH

  • @biichann6833
    @biichann6833 Рік тому +9

    Justin making incredulous air quotes by saying “splurt splurt” shouldn’t be so funny

  • @Ryan-bz9mv
    @Ryan-bz9mv 4 місяці тому +2

    I actually kept thinking I had banjo kazooie music stuck in my head, til I realized it’s your wondrous choice of background music! Love it

  • @Benai-c
    @Benai-c Рік тому +48

    I did just nasty things in my youth too but seeing and hearing some of this stuff is always balm for my soul.

  • @Throbingkcoc
    @Throbingkcoc Рік тому +6

    Whang thanks for these compilations. I work nights and they make my shifts a little easier to get through.

  • @newwaveplus
    @newwaveplus Рік тому +22

    That first story, especially with that age gap sounds like somebody is being taken advantage of lol

  • @YuenogB
    @YuenogB 4 місяці тому +6

    Why are these stories so detailed 😭

  • @emmarose7738
    @emmarose7738 Рік тому +13

    Idk why but the dude snorting the line had me genuinely dying of laughter I think my neighbors are wondering if I’m ok 💀💀

  • @billhamsandwich9891
    @billhamsandwich9891 Рік тому +9

    My favorite thing that Whang does is incorporate Conker's Bad Fur Day music in his videos. Thank you for the nostalgia and poop

  • @sonicriccardi7575
    @sonicriccardi7575 Рік тому +23

    Im definitely sleeping like a baby tonight :)

  • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
    @Grey_Warden_Invasion Рік тому +14

    Proof that I have a stomach made of steel. All while I was listening to the surstroming story and then the artifact stories afterwards I was eating my dinner and didn't even put all that much thought into it until I was almost finished.

    • @thatgirl5630
      @thatgirl5630 Рік тому +3

      U are insane my friend 😭

    • @MartianCandies
      @MartianCandies Рік тому +4

      lmfao sameee, but actually seeing people actively puke makes me feel sooo sick

  • @Chaos91112
    @Chaos91112 Рік тому +9

    Whang, if you haven't you should look into the cylinder stuck in an m&m tube story.

  • @threestans9096
    @threestans9096 Рік тому +12

    6:07
    she was married to the #1 jenkum manufacturer on the planet. she should have called the DEA!

    • @77_hands
      @77_hands 8 місяців тому +6

      “Do you know what happens if I suddenly stopped working?”

    • @emiliap8790
      @emiliap8790 Місяць тому

      Anufacturer

  • @DominusVaal
    @DominusVaal Рік тому +8

    Nothing better then playing Elden Ring while listening to a 2hour comp from Whang!

  • @shugarysubstances
    @shugarysubstances Рік тому +8

    52:38 the story about the old man was more sad to me than gross. i mean yes, that's horrifying and grotesque, but it was also just... really fucking sad

  • @smileygladhands
    @smileygladhands Рік тому +13

    Mmmmmm, got my steaming bowl of Beefaroni and ready for some Whang!

  • @toribug1899
    @toribug1899 Рік тому +3

    Of all the things in this video, for some reason, the way he says “a haunted baby” made me laugh for a solid minute

  • @theincrediblemeltingwoman6669
    @theincrediblemeltingwoman6669 Рік тому +4

    I'm really happy that Justin got into the logistics of this shit jar situation. Posed some questions I didn't know I had. I love this channel.

  • @jakethompson5129
    @jakethompson5129 Рік тому +1

    1:12 I love how the bean advertisement is right at the start of the poop jar story

  • @salty_-ashh
    @salty_-ashh Рік тому +4

    "if i had a nickel for every time someone drank their piss over breaking bad, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice"

  • @glowrillaz
    @glowrillaz Рік тому +11

    As someone with severe social anxiety, those few stories about people not leaving their houses really crushed me. I haven’t left my house in 4 years and with every bone in my body, i hope i don’t. I’m suicidal and depressed and im basically waiting for death. The only thing keeping me alive is my mom, but my existence is also mentally killing her. I’m not physically stuck to anything though, which i never thought would be good news before this video.

    • @rabbitraisin
      @rabbitraisin Рік тому +1

      I'm in the exact same situation as you and relate to every word of this comment. And yeah, not being stuck to anything is a bonus at least lol.

    • @thatgirl5630
      @thatgirl5630 Рік тому +4

      U can do It, take baby steps. I used to be the same and was so scared of leaving my house but I was like SLOWLY push myself every day to go further and further and now I am able to go as far as 2 hours away from my home. It is liberating and I feel so proud. And u can too

    • @BudGreene87
      @BudGreene87 Рік тому

      “When your husband hits you over his diarrhea stash”…. I dead laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @iiii5806
      @iiii5806 Рік тому +3

      During the pandemic my social anxiety got really bad, to the point where I wasn't really able to go to school anymore, and I'm still not able to go to more crowded places without freaking out, but I've gotten much better. It might seem like a huge thing to overcome, but if you ever decide you want to leave the house more, there are lots of ways to help make it less overwhelming. Before I was ready to be around many people again, I would go out to a less busy forest preserve that I was familiar with in my area, because sometimes just going out and moving around can make you feel better. When I was ready, I was able to start going with my mom to get groceries at off hours (8-9ish), and now I'm even able to go with her when it is busier. It also helped me to go somewhere where there would be a "reward" for going, like going with a parent to pick up food from a place I enjoy. After all the the stress, I was able to sit at home and enjoy something, and I think it helped a lot. What I'm trying to say, is that even if going out is terrifying, there are things you can do to control the situation and make it less intense, and maybe eventually enjoyable. Even if something might seem impossible, you can still work within your situation to create a better quality of life for yourself. You may be doing it for your mom right now, but someday you'll find things that you can can enjoy, and you'll be able to live your life closer to the way you want (

    • @pantomimette
      @pantomimette Рік тому

      I hope things get better for you in the future, I know how crushing it can be to feel like a burden.
      I've had a similar experience myself, for the better part of a decade I was unable to leave my room for reasons including (but not limited to) depression and anxiety. Even just the thought of escaping the cycle I was in felt hopeless, but I promise it is not.
      I urge you to try taking some small steps towards recovery even if the desire to do so isn't currently there. I also recommend checking to see if there are any community support centres in your area as they sometimes offer free therapy among other programs that may help. I understand that going out to these places would likely be difficult in and of itself, but it could become a worthwhile goal to have and work towards.
      It's just something I wanted to suggest because it's helped me a lot with my situation. Regardless, I hope you are able to turn things around in some way and enjoy life.

  • @ahouseofpomegranates4338
    @ahouseofpomegranates4338 3 місяці тому +2

    25:43 i got a yeast infection from hearing that

  • @Force-hiddenmasquerade
    @Force-hiddenmasquerade Рік тому +57

    The reason I believe the poop jar story is fake is the age gap. A 24 year old woman married to a 42 year old man. That’s definitely only there to solidify (pun not intended) this as rage bait

    • @dirtmumcher
      @dirtmumcher Рік тому +14

      I mean ive seen relationships with 20 year age gaps before, but to each there own

    • @kiaramoore5253
      @kiaramoore5253 Рік тому +12

      That age gap happens every day

    • @bostonsandatot4948
      @bostonsandatot4948 Рік тому +18

      Age gap is what raised an alarm with you, not the reality that some dude isn't going to actually shit in jars and clean them well enough to not be detected in a kitchen cabinet?!

    • @megib901
      @megib901 Рік тому +6

      ​@bostonsandatot4948 thats what's strangest to me too. Like, I don't think there's any way humanly possible to clean a jar of literal Diarreah good enough that it won't reek.

    • @rockapartie
      @rockapartie 11 місяців тому

      @@megib901 People clean toilets and their butts all the time so that they don't reek. (Unfortunately, some don't ...) Cleaning a jar is not a problem if you do it e.g. under the shower with a decent cleaning agent.

  • @HaileesHell
    @HaileesHell 9 місяців тому +1

    In my household growing up we had what was called a poop stick. I also found out this is not a thing through casual conversation with my friends (very embarrassing). The one key difference with the poop stick versus the poop knife however, is that the poop stick came directly from outside off of a tree or or where ever you can find one and then immediately got thrown away, alone in its own trash bag, into the dumpster outside after a single use.

  • @solenediridollou5550
    @solenediridollou5550 10 місяців тому +1

    39:00
    It reminds me that time when I scraped my whole arm very bad. I didn't had a big enough bandage so I decided to protect the wound with a tight's leg for the night. The next day , when I tried to remove it to shower , my wounds were starting to heal and some scabs started to grow on the tighst ! Taking the tights out of my arm was a very painful experience

  • @CowsGoMoo3000
    @CowsGoMoo3000 Рік тому +5

    I've watched you for months, but only now did I remember to hit subscribe purely because of "Irritable bowl syndrome" being the first words out of your mouth. Thanks for repping us homie

  • @twelvepigeons
    @twelvepigeons Рік тому +7

    Ah, so that’s what a “ick” feels like

  • @thrillhouse4151
    @thrillhouse4151 Рік тому +3

    I’m laughing my ass off at the choice of background music for the IBS poop jar story.

  • @nil_nux556
    @nil_nux556 Рік тому +8

    Won't be long before that frother gets turned into a "poop-frother".

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Рік тому +6

    I love these compilations. Even if I’ve seen them all before, I can still play stupid games on my phone with great background fodder. Whang ftmfw 🤟🍻

  • @Smurez
    @Smurez 5 місяців тому +1

    What startles me the most in this story is that the woman thinks she's entitled to kick him out of his house because she cleans and cooks..

  • @michaeltennen5775
    @michaeltennen5775 Рік тому +2

    1:19:07 “gotta know the extent of the corruption” made me lol

  • @enloemetzloff9079
    @enloemetzloff9079 Рік тому

    Wow... How was I not subscribed? After this gem of a video, I am in! You're a champion Whang... Cheers

  • @MelTheHal
    @MelTheHal Рік тому

    I honestly didn’t remember most of these even though I’ve watched this stuff a ton!
    Love your stuff Whang, literally the audio version of comfort food to me

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 Рік тому +2

    4:52 I have IBS-D (although not terribly severe, just occasional, and when it strikes, I usually inspect my poop for a few days to monitor the situation. But you can do that by just standing up off the toilet, observing and taking a mental note of the status of the deposit, and then flushing it where it belongs :S Keeping it for further study is both unhinged and diagnostically useless as all you'll end up with is just decomposing poop. Hell, even stool samples taken in a medical setting are discarded after examination, and examination has to take place within about a week or the sample is useless. They don't need the whole poop either, just a tiny little scoop of about 1g of it.

    • @rockapartie
      @rockapartie 11 місяців тому

      Yes, but toilets where the poop doesn't directly land in the water aren't made anymore, are they? I only know them from bathrooms that are at least 30 years old. So, those who really want to observe their creation, they need to catch it somehow ...

  • @brooksbeler2052
    @brooksbeler2052 Місяць тому

    "It's banned on airplanes, but it's inside you." Always gets me 😂

  • @willieslife68
    @willieslife68 Рік тому +9

    More content to fall asleep to❤

  • @jackadam01
    @jackadam01 Рік тому +2

    Whang is where I go to get my monthly dose of gross stories from reddit.

  • @YoshuaYoshoka
    @YoshuaYoshoka Рік тому +2

    Goma put this on whilst doing college assignments, perct timing!!!

  • @pir0maniak
    @pir0maniak Рік тому +1

    At 51:09 UA-cam decided it will be best to play me a furniture commercial with special promotion on couches 😂

  • @xxscribbledragonxx9744
    @xxscribbledragonxx9744 Рік тому +11

    there's an upsetting amount of people who'd whack off to the surstromming story

  • @dougremerandcoopcoopersslave
    @dougremerandcoopcoopersslave Рік тому +2

    Perfect after work relaxer

  • @Cyrllo
    @Cyrllo Рік тому +3

    Just ate my lunch to this. Thanks, Mr. Whang.

  • @eee3852
    @eee3852 10 місяців тому +1

    Honestly, a poop knife should be standard restroom equipment, would save so much money and time with other cleaning products. I’m boutta go get me one

  • @conorlauren
    @conorlauren 2 місяці тому +1

    The first dude was the Walter White of Jenkem.

  • @Lucas----
    @Lucas---- 11 місяців тому +1

    8:36 you made me wake up my brother from laughter lmaoo

  • @Z3R0FiR3
    @Z3R0FiR3 Рік тому +4

    The tonsil stone thing doesn't just happen when you're sick, btw. I should know, I get them.

  • @hexxxd111
    @hexxxd111 Рік тому +1

    25:45...im fighting the urge to cry right now LMFAO

  • @josephcortez9356
    @josephcortez9356 Рік тому

    Watching this on my lunch break. Helps me to pass the time while I eat.

  • @anthonypetruzzi158
    @anthonypetruzzi158 Рік тому

    I love how the first ad I get is for the Tropical Smoothie Cafe... might have been the most relevant ad UA-cam has shown me.

  • @ZeroForce96
    @ZeroForce96 Рік тому +1

    Wavy Web Surf as example picture for a “murse” caught me off guard lol

  • @halg3625
    @halg3625 Місяць тому

    1. Man makes fun of Justin's last name.
    2. Man is suddenly decapitated by the WHANGerang.
    3. Man no longer makes fun of Justin's last name....and neither does anyone else.
    4. Justin is now free, to stop crime.
    5. Justin does not stop crime. He just makes people aware of it.

  • @SquidSquisher
    @SquidSquisher Рік тому +2

    Eating ice cream and giggling and kicking my feet, am I insane?

  • @valentineowens1284
    @valentineowens1284 4 місяці тому

    Imagine how sad, depressed and unwell you have to be to be sitting anywhere for so long that you fuse to it. At that point there must be no will to live at all and that's heartbreaking

  • @rafaelsenisseprates6661
    @rafaelsenisseprates6661 Рік тому +7

    Watching this while i'm having lunch makes me think i'm completely immune to grossness
    Or im just insane

    • @thatgirl5630
      @thatgirl5630 Рік тому +1

      Omfg HOW! I am listening to this on a empty stomach and I am feelin NAUSEOUS

    • @rafaelsenisseprates6661
      @rafaelsenisseprates6661 Рік тому

      @@thatgirl5630 i worked at a hospital and i had to put my hand inside a guy's ass who was necrotic, so i guess im used to it (?)

    • @In_Thy_Flesh
      @In_Thy_Flesh Рік тому +1

      Same here, yogurt 🍦

  • @TeagueisTrash
    @TeagueisTrash 6 місяців тому +1

    i feel so terrible for the people that got stuck to their couches, because they're relatable as a person with mental health issues. ive never been as bad as them but i understand how they got there

  • @TeagueisTrash
    @TeagueisTrash 6 місяців тому +1

    the old man who grew into his own couch just makes me sad, all of them were tbh, this reminds me of how it could've been if i hadn't handled my depression as well

  • @magnus1383
    @magnus1383 Рік тому +5

    I hate that I now know that old snake snort turns black.

  • @nattscout388
    @nattscout388 Рік тому +2

    Love you whang

  • @djharris6822
    @djharris6822 11 місяців тому

    Ok you made me lol with your description of the man suffocating during the fish fart. I dont do this often but I shall sub.

  • @ignatz14
    @ignatz14 Рік тому +1

    The perfect video to watch while eating breakfast.