Man, i had my own lost media, a metal song from limewire.. And unlike Norther or Graveworm with famously mislabeled cover songs, i was never able to figure it out and now its been so many years i barely rememeber it to have people seek it out and will never know. Granted, it would probably not be as good as i remember but still. I had the riff and chorus stuck in my head for years.. something about some entity or something approaching a town square or center? Idk. I did re-discover Enthroned after decades of forgetting a song but this will always be lost media, unless theres a list of limewire metal songs
24:25 Grape-kun and Fururu's story always makes me cry, especially with the memorial art of them in the enclosure. It's heartwarming to see humans accept a rejected animal than the other way around 🥹😭
1:27 Panchinko Death Metal 14:47 Grape Kun 26:08 Reddit Canadian Office Prank 36:42 Glittering Craft's Last Song request 45:09 Rage Comic Cancer Diagnose 55:51 QUENTIN TARANTINO 1:06:25 Spider-man The Saddest Easter Egg 1:14:30 The American Football house 1:26:31 Fuck Mark Zuckerberg's T-Shirts 1:39:31 The Man who ruined McDonald's fries 1:55:25 NuMetal Securities Fraud 2:03:47 The Origin and Legacy of Numa Numa
I found Panchinko by accident a while ago and when I heard their story for the first time I thought it was the coolest thing ever. Now I get to see them live this year!!
I found Nightwish as a 'mystery' album. Freshman in high school...still discovering my tastes. Saw Nightwish's Once album sitting there. Didn't have the money...hid it behind one of the boxes underneath the shelf. Came back a week later, it was still there. Bought it, popped it in...Dark Chest of Wonders started playing. The rest is history.
God damnit, I’m standing in my kitchen at midnight eating Oreos and spaghetti and sobbing about a fucking penguin and his cardboard cutout waifu. Like… I was tryna have a nice dinner and now I’m just sad (I also apparently didn’t heat up the spaghetti long enough, so it’s still cold as hell and I honestly don’t even give a shit anymore 😭)
@@the.real.mothman. eh, I guess so. Because I was eating spaghetti tho, I was drinking Dr. Pepper which like… not a good mix with Oreos. Not terrible, but not the best lmao
I live in LA and drove past an ad for a new Panchiko album, or maybe it was for a live performance idk. I only knew who they were from this channel. It was pretty cool knowing their story
22:00 Taking a swig of Rum & Coke in memory of our boy, Grape-kun. 44:15 Because even a "G Rated" Whang video had to have a poop story! 1:13:49 Why does the Engagement Ring look like a ball-gag? Did they wear leather at the wedding? Was Quentin Tarantino the minister?
0:28 I've found such great music just from UA-cam recommendations. Music is pretty much the only thing it nails for me, but essentially every song it recommends I really enjoy
I literally started crying because of Grape-kun and fururu's story. Its so beautiful and tragic. Like genuinely this would be the saddest anime ever if it was made. (But fururu would have to remain a standee or it'd be pretty bad) Edit: (1:55:54) i despise acnh 3am music
Thank you for the great Playlist to help me fall asleep too... no seriously, it's really helpful and won't give me strange dreams... unlike some of your other topics.😅
I love the fact that even with the depths of depravity alit of his videos are about that he still makes enough content to make videos like this on the opposite end of the spectrum of the internet.
I found a random CD in an Oxfam in Manchester it was £9 and signed I thought the art was really cool but i didn't get it because it was expensive for a second hand CD I didn't know if id like but i regret not taking a photo of it It had a girl in black and white with a green and purple spiral background and i think it had the word girl or queen somewhere but that part is very vague
Partied at U of I a lot around the early 2000s and had no idea about the house or the band. Crazy hearing about places you used to live around and think nothing about them then hear them randomly in a video. This one is cool as opposed to blow fly girl wich is 3 or 4 hours north from champagne Urbana.
you know what they say. "the 'mounted' in 'royal canadian mounted police' is redundant, since, as we all know, all canadians have already been mounted by default."
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My farts are better than Whang’s farts 💨
@@p-__nope
@@p-__Impossible
The penguins pros**** ring. 😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing.
Man, i had my own lost media, a metal song from limewire.. And unlike Norther or Graveworm with famously mislabeled cover songs, i was never able to figure it out and now its been so many years i barely rememeber it to have people seek it out and will never know. Granted, it would probably not be as good as i remember but still. I had the riff and chorus stuck in my head for years.. something about some entity or something approaching a town square or center? Idk. I did re-discover Enthroned after decades of forgetting a song but this will always be lost media, unless theres a list of limewire metal songs
Oh, finally. A compilation I can put on to sleep to that won't wake me up to Whang saying the words 'Jizz' or 'Festering' loudly at 2am.
hahahahahah
lmao i need to start failing asleep to his channel
but that's the best part. I don't need to do drugs to have fucked up dreams, i just put whang on a loop and bam.
@@MasterCode86 I did both last night I had some wild ass dream 💀
@@Chase.h.hillenberg you sir, are my brother now. This i decree now.
The fact that this is only 2 hours long is pretty telling
Oh hey Sakura! Keep up the great work!
I'm surprised he was able to make it 2 hours.
Omg Sakura!!! Hi!!
Hi everyone!! Y'all are so sweet 😭♥
with all do honesty, i have absolutely no idea who you are, lemme check whatever you do lmao
Edit: i fuck wit it, spooky poop
24:25 Grape-kun and Fururu's story always makes me cry, especially with the memorial art of them in the enclosure. It's heartwarming to see humans accept a rejected animal than the other way around 🥹😭
Truth
I cried in the end of Grape-Kun story. No idea how it made me so emotional
I thought I was ready ro relive the story... I was wrong...
me too why am i crying at work rn
Same here. No matter how often I hear the story, I always end up crying ;A;
Me too! Crying currently
despite what i know of penguins Grape-Kun was and always will be one of the greatest of birds
G rated stuff on this channel is more rare then Nintendo, Activision, and/or EA making a pro-consumer decision
I bought Metroid Prime Remastered on day one for $40. They have their weird policies but don't compare Nintendo to EA or Activision.
Not even the arcade game manufacturers in the 70's and 80's were pro-consumer.
@@em7dim9Fr, literally the first pay-to-win
Impossible, pro-consumer doesn't exist
It's all money
Bideo games
1:27 Panchinko Death Metal
14:47 Grape Kun
26:08 Reddit Canadian Office Prank
36:42 Glittering Craft's Last Song request
45:09 Rage Comic Cancer Diagnose
55:51 QUENTIN TARANTINO
1:06:25 Spider-man The Saddest Easter Egg
1:14:30 The American Football house
1:26:31 Fuck Mark Zuckerberg's T-Shirts
1:39:31 The Man who ruined McDonald's fries
1:55:25 NuMetal Securities Fraud
2:03:47 The Origin and Legacy of Numa Numa
Love you
Absolute ledge
You’re a real one
Based timestamper 🐐 should be top comment
Thank you
Finally, a Justin Whang video I can watch while eating.
Eat your breakfast while watching the 2 hour poop video, you coward.
I will show my 6 yo son this video! EXCELLENT JOB!
You don’t have a 6 year old son
@@alreadynestedhumanwine and trees are green. GREAT JOB!
@@alreadynestedhumanwineI could never imagine being this blind to humor
@@waux I understand the joke here but it’s so obviously false that it hardly counts
☝️🤓 "Erm, proof?"
Whang making a G-Rated stuff is like Gordon Ramsey tried to avoid swearing when he's the guest in a kids show..
Nice, I love the stories that don't involve bodily fluids.
Do my bodily fluids that come out when I listen to D>E>A>T>H>M>E>T>A>L count?
I found Panchinko by accident a while ago and when I heard their story for the first time I thought it was the coolest thing ever. Now I get to see them live this year!!
I found Nightwish as a 'mystery' album. Freshman in high school...still discovering my tastes. Saw Nightwish's Once album sitting there. Didn't have the money...hid it behind one of the boxes underneath the shelf. Came back a week later, it was still there. Bought it, popped it in...Dark Chest of Wonders started playing. The rest is history.
the penguin one made me cry
God damnit, I’m standing in my kitchen at midnight eating Oreos and spaghetti and sobbing about a fucking penguin and his cardboard cutout waifu. Like… I was tryna have a nice dinner and now I’m just sad (I also apparently didn’t heat up the spaghetti long enough, so it’s still cold as hell and I honestly don’t even give a shit anymore 😭)
damn.. were the oreos good at least?
@@the.real.mothman. eh, I guess so. Because I was eating spaghetti tho, I was drinking Dr. Pepper which like… not a good mix with Oreos. Not terrible, but not the best lmao
JW is a 69 year old man 👆🏻 presenting to the emergency room with signs of severe "jar story" overdose
i am stunned that you had 2 hours of material for this one
Love how Whang's G rated compilation is shorter than his demonetized vids compilation. Truly my favourite channel to watch over breakfast.
Had to check to make sure it was still February and not April 1st
I live in LA and drove past an ad for a new Panchiko album, or maybe it was for a live performance idk. I only knew who they were from this channel. It was pretty cool knowing their story
22:00 Taking a swig of Rum & Coke in memory of our boy, Grape-kun.
44:15 Because even a "G Rated" Whang video had to have a poop story!
1:13:49 Why does the Engagement Ring look like a ball-gag? Did they wear leather at the wedding? Was Quentin Tarantino the minister?
Why did I tear up after seeing the drawings of the penguin and his waifu going into the after life together?!?!?!
Brother I am sobbin
G rated Whang videos are like watching a slasher movie edited down for TV.
not me crying over that damn penguin story for the third time on this channel 😢
Finally,
The wholesome family friendly content i subscribed for
0:28 I've found such great music just from UA-cam recommendations. Music is pretty much the only thing it nails for me, but essentially every song it recommends I really enjoy
Same here! I have Spotify and have always gotten cooler more niche and relevant recommendations from UA-cam than my Spotify.
Need more of these so I can fall asleep to you without waking up to something disturbing
We finally got a Numa Numa remaster, same man, same room, same song. Pure art.
Man, the fallout of the first story gave me the happiest shiver/chills. I love a good ending. Aaaand I might have to give them a listen. XD
I had a massive hangover today but this made the whole thing manageable. Just hang on the couch and watch Whang reruns for hours. Thanks so much
Thanks, Justin! I’m trying to stay awake to fix my sleep schedule and your compilations are really helping out 👍
Playing this at full volume, windows down, waiting in the pick up line for my nieces at their school
Wake up Babe, Whang dropped two hours of kids shows
🤔 Your imagery "babe" is a kid?
🚓🚔👮♂️
This is a rarity for the whang youtube channel
update: glittering craft hasn't posted on reddit for ~2 years now. hope she's resting easy now.
Tell me why I'm crying over a penguin
That panchiko record is dope. I highly recommend it.
Only in Canada would an office prank go that far lmfao...Thanks for sharing that Whang! I haven't laughed that hard in a while....and I'm 50...
Oh thank god. I watched poop scissors with my girlfriend last night and she was not…impressed. This video is sure to turn the tides for her.
You showed her the poop scissors video and now youre going to make her watch a 2 HOUR compilation?? 😭
I literally started crying because of Grape-kun and fururu's story. Its so beautiful and tragic. Like genuinely this would be the saddest anime ever if it was made. (But fururu would have to remain a standee or it'd be pretty bad)
Edit: (1:55:54) i despise acnh 3am music
whang being G rated??? Justin are you feeling well
Ah, yes, the antithesis to your demonetized videos compilation
Somehow I read this title as "G rated horror stories", and sat here for half an hour wondering when they'd get scary.
The Panchiko story was really sweet.
23:54 >with his anime waifu by his side
I'VE JUST BEEN CHOPPING ONIONS, THAT'S ALL!!!!
What's this, Whang covering Internet stories that don't gross me out?
Color me shocked!
Thank you for the great Playlist to help me fall asleep too... no seriously, it's really helpful and won't give me strange dreams... unlike some of your other topics.😅
My favorite wholesome family friendly content creator
I needed a palate cleanser after that last one Whang.. holy smokes.
Of all the possible albums you mentioned, Razor... hell yeah man..
“Legitimately hate a Penguin” 😂😂people can be so out of touch sometimes.
epic i lowkey appreciate that this exists even though it's not necessarily a thing for me to worry abt
I guess fake-widowing your penguin waifu is forbidden in the eyes of sacred penguin law
Absolutely no offense meant but this is a nice pallet cleanser after seeing what some of your other videos are about. Phew!
Some of the background music heavily reminds me of the good ol days of Cyriak's visual and audio nightmares
Jackie Brown indeed is underrated.
i fucking love Panchiko, man.
Finally, one I can watch at work!
I wish I had bought a house in 2008 instead of being 5 years old.
Did I really just almost cry about a penguin and some cardboard??? Yes. Yes I did. Well I'm here now
This is actually great cuz my daughters (baby and toddler) sleep better with background videos, whang! being one of the ones they like
I love the fact that even with the depths of depravity alit of his videos are about that he still makes enough content to make videos like this on the opposite end of the spectrum of the internet.
Why am i crying over a weaboo penguin wtffff
id like to mention Oxfam doesnt only exist in the united kingdom, it also exists in germany. i have down the street from where i live
never cried over a penguin before. tho i have cried over a penguin waifu, obviously.
Not me crying about grape kun
Finally, a video for us less hardcore whangers
Wangers lol
@mooseboose656 That's what us wang fans call ourselves. We are the whangers
I could listen to the Panhinko story repeatedly, such a crazy cool thing to happen. I'm happy those guys got discovered.
How wholesome how refreshing
Nice! Perfect for work tomorrow
@JustinWhangYt how did you manage to pull out 2 hours of G rated material from your channel 😂 thanks for this!
The Panchiko album is on Spotify with some extra tracks
The grape kun video always makes me tear a little bit, GRAPE KUN FOREVER!
Thanks for uploading this on my birthday
I can't tell if the three people other than whang become more human looking going right to left, or left to right.
Rated G for "Gud"
New species unlocked: O-Whang-a-tang
Starting the video with Harvest Moon OST? you know you are in for a good time
G Rated
So kids today on “Today I Fucked Up”…💀
Whang! Isn't a children's channel? News to me.
the panchiko band is actually so good, gave them a listen. the death metal song wasn’t at all what i expected but it’s so good
how dare you..... you made me feel for a penguin
Love for Grape kun❤❤. Hate for Midori san!!
1:38:00 KFC. KFC has the best fast food French fries
The Grape Kun story is legit an anime.
Panchiko!
Working today, thanks whang
i can’t believe i’m tearing up over a weeb penguin
Love abit of Whang on a friday morning 😊😊😊
finally, I can listen to your videos at work without someone asking me what a goatse is
People SAY they’re relieved for a G-Rated video, but it honestly took me 4 days to give in and watch.
I found a random CD in an Oxfam in Manchester it was £9 and signed I thought the art was really cool but i didn't get it because it was expensive for a second hand CD I didn't know if id like but i regret not taking a photo of it
It had a girl in black and white with a green and purple spiral background and i think it had the word girl or queen somewhere but that part is very vague
I literally just found it
Ya know , I'm something of a Humboldt Penguin myself.
Partied at U of I a lot around the early 2000s and had no idea about the house or the band. Crazy hearing about places you used to live around and think nothing about them then hear them randomly in a video. This one is cool as opposed to blow fly girl wich is 3 or 4 hours north from champagne Urbana.
Anyone got obscure album recommendations similar to Panchiko Deathmetal?
The art is a major factor. Love my collection
Does no one else borrow music CDs from the library?
That Panchiko story is so heartwarming.
you know what they say. "the 'mounted' in 'royal canadian mounted police' is redundant, since, as we all know, all canadians have already been mounted by default."
these are soooo much better than the gross stuff lmao