The Strangest Internet Mysteries

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  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt  7 місяців тому +61

    Use code WHANG20 for a free THCa pre-roll and 20%
    off your entire order at hellomood.com

    • @JohnDoe-iw7zc
      @JohnDoe-iw7zc 7 місяців тому +3

      Wait wait you had mystery but no story's about him ???

    • @Zachbry4n
      @Zachbry4n 7 місяців тому

      @@JohnDoe-iw7zc
      Zzz. Zw😅😅😅😊
      😊😊😂😂kk😂

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 4 місяці тому

      Rich Evans as dick the birthday boy with the showbiz pizza bear is still the #1 cursed image of all time, especially with them seeing the showbiz pizza bear that night in a best of the worst movie

    • @manbehindzecurtain
      @manbehindzecurtain 3 місяці тому

      Please stop supporting thca and delta 9 they are not beneficial to people who need marijuana and propagation of these "legal" alternatives is largely hurting the real cannabis industry should be fitting for reversal of laws

    • @phishinround420
      @phishinround420 2 місяці тому

      Nice. Might try it out.

  • @cesariojpn
    @cesariojpn 7 місяців тому +1157

    Fun story: I know the guy that created the Super Hornio Brothers Wikipedia article. The boxcovers on the page are his personal copies. He sent a link to Ron Jeremy after he was done and Jeremy's agent or representative replied back replying very curtly to the effect of "and why should we care?" Dude felt gutted after getting that response

    • @byronic-heroine
      @byronic-heroine 7 місяців тому +22

      That's hilarious

    • @chazzychizzle915
      @chazzychizzle915 7 місяців тому

      @@lpc9929.The

    • @sowososmooth
      @sowososmooth 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@lpc9929e man who is infertile due to eating scented candles! Howdy!

    • @cesariojpn
      @cesariojpn 7 місяців тому +44

      ​@user-gy6hr4ti6bHe did get it onto the front page of Wikipedia via the "Did You Know?" April Fools Day postings, so it wasn't a complete wash. 😅

    • @Doctor-Shoebill
      @Doctor-Shoebill 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, I met Ron Jeremy once. Happened to run into him at the Rainbow Bar and Grill one night and he was kind of a dick to me, too. I was boxing up the pizza I had leftover to go and that's when I noticed some people taking pictures. It was these two scantily dressed girls with huge tits and all with a guy in the middle. That's when it hit me that it was Ron. Now he was being very friendly with these women, of course, and when they were done they went their way and Ron sat back down in his booth with some other guy he was with. I was seated at the back of Rainbow and I was going to be walking by on my way out anyway, so I briefly stopped and said Hi and all. Didn't ask him for a pic or anything like that. Just said Hi and that it was cool to run into him. Just a few minutes after Ron was gushing over these two these two seemingly aspiring porn starlets he just looked at me like "who the fuck are you and why the hell do you think you can talk me?" kinda shit and barely responded. It's not like I was being a weirdo or anything. I meet celebrities quite often, mostly musicians, and don't really get star struck and weird when I meet somebody. This, however, was genuinely the only time where somebody went out of their way to be a dick for no reason.

  • @catoftheeast
    @catoftheeast 7 місяців тому +446

    didn't see any timestamps yet so here they are
    armin meiwes: 2:00
    hitchhiking robot: 22:23
    hornio brothers: 35:01
    cinnamon toast crunch shrimp: 53:15
    cursed images: 1:02:44
    blew her dad by accident: 1:18:15
    boston bombing: 1:32:42
    west elm caleb: 1:42:19

  • @frostytheiceberg1127
    @frostytheiceberg1127 7 місяців тому +240

    we are NOT getting monetized boys

    • @Tieigo0
      @Tieigo0 7 місяців тому +8

      We getting out of UA-cam's TOS with this one Boiiis. ☠️☠️☠️

    • @elpakistan5765
      @elpakistan5765 6 місяців тому +2

      We are getting annoying with this one gay boys

    • @dawnclark9921
      @dawnclark9921 5 місяців тому +3

      Video's sponsored, don't worry

    • @trottyong
      @trottyong Місяць тому

      Feed it to the dog…..

  • @Dom_Maretti
    @Dom_Maretti 4 місяці тому +240

    There was a girl in my Human Sexuality health/psych course in college who had an unfortunate experience involving her father. One of the units of education in the course was about the history of pornography and how, pre-Miller-Test, people occasionally made "instructional sex videos" to avoid being considered "porn". So...it was essentially just porn, but with a voiceover that gave instruction and narration of the events on screen. We actually watched one of these videos (this was an 18+ only course), and the lead male actor in the film was the classmate's father when he was 19. The film was from 1967 or 1968. She left the room...but it was still bothering her until she actually asked her dad if he had ever "been in any movies". He asked her why she was asking and she mentioned the class...and as soon as he heard the name of the class she was taking, he apologized that she had to see him like that.

    • @TheKiiS
      @TheKiiS 3 місяці тому +13

      😳 so sorry I read that

    • @texasred8424
      @texasred8424 3 місяці тому +32

      i actually believe this happened because this isn't really that absurd of a situation to happen

    • @AnAdorableWombat1
      @AnAdorableWombat1 3 місяці тому +5

      Out of all the movies they choose, they choose a film with her daddy in it? Oh ok

    • @angeldeviltears
      @angeldeviltears 3 місяці тому +9

      i actually believe your story and yeah, that’s nuts. i’m so sorry

    • @Dom_Maretti
      @Dom_Maretti 3 місяці тому +8

      @@angeldeviltears Oh...I'm not the one who saw their father on screen. It was an interesting moment to be sure.

  • @KaioKeane
    @KaioKeane 5 місяців тому +79

    Similarly to the Cinnamon Toast Crunch story, I once found a tiny rock in a bag of Jimmy John's chips. When I contacted customer support with evidence telling them they should look into it, they told me it was just a starch clump from the frying process. I also worked at a place that distributed frozen meals to people. We had individually packaged slices of bread that went with certain meals. One day, I found a slice of bread with a piece of bread tie baked in. I told my superiors thinking that we'd have to recall the orders with bread from that lot number. They just said that since we were close to using up the bread in that lot, that it must be fine because we never received any complaints. Food safety is slipping in the US.

    • @eprimchad2576
      @eprimchad2576 5 місяців тому +16

      I worked in a restaurant that used packaged pasta noodles and we found a few inches of a zip tie cooked perfectly into a fettucine noodle

    • @Spacecoreinspace
      @Spacecoreinspace 3 місяці тому +10

      i work at a plastic company that makes tv dinner trays, and we have higher standards than that (the manual packets could face jail time if a hunk of plastic from the trays were to cause choking, bc they're supposed to tap and check them for plastic slivers, flaws, etc), which is kinda crazy, you'd figure it'd be the same for actual food companies
      if our company providers find a loose hunk of plastic in a tray, or if several releases are flawed and qa doesn't catch it on time before shipment proper, several months of product can to be put on hold to check them/verify they're all clean

    • @idontcheckmynotifications
      @idontcheckmynotifications 2 місяці тому +4

      I live in another country and jealous about certain things the US offers but man… the food standards are horrifying even for something as basic as eggs. I don’t think I would want to live there over my current country based on that.

  • @nextcaesargaming5469
    @nextcaesargaming5469 7 місяців тому +352

    Hitchbot: "I changed my mind..."
    It knew what was coming, the poor thing

    • @ek0dev
      @ek0dev 7 місяців тому +57

      Whoever destroyed hitchbot better hope they never get discovered, for their own safety. I know that some people would definitely get violent

    • @Ghost_emoji
      @Ghost_emoji 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@ek0dev definitely someone breaking it up to steal parts to sell

    • @dogelover148
      @dogelover148 5 місяців тому +21

      @@Ghost_emojisaw someone say “some crackhead must have stolen the copper wiring”

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 місяців тому

      Haha there's a reason the US is actually classified as a developing country in a lot of places ranking alongside like Albania in education, housing and infrastructure, which is really bizarre since we're so rich.
      Should have stuck to the coasts, parts of the rust belt and south are basically post apocalyptic hellscapes of zealots and rednecks. Probably wouldn't fare too well in the east bay or NY it would get stripped for parts and checking if it has a catalytic converter.

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@Ghost_emojinotice how it made it thru Canada and the EU just fine?

  • @666xMajor
    @666xMajor 6 місяців тому +88

    Hitchbot still might be one of the greatest American stories out there. Go to philly once, just once, and you'll understand.

    • @upyoursdotcom
      @upyoursdotcom Місяць тому +1

      That's kind of how we view all of America, and not in the super cool way like Glasgow

  • @thischannelisdecommissioned
    @thischannelisdecommissioned 6 місяців тому +175

    I think the reason the Meiwes case is indefensible is because a reality where the ruling that it was mutual and consentual is upheld and defended would have many instances where a predatory person could just manufacture or fake a potential victim's consent, and after the deed is done there wouldn't be a victim around to say "no, I fucking didn't consent to being murdered and eaten." So there would be nobody to contest the offender in court as long as they have a strong enough illusion of consent from the victim.
    Society would have a lot of murderers and cannibals getting away with indulging their evil impulses scot free, and that doesn't even get into the precedent that could set for other crimes and legal engagements. It's just a can of worms with no fruitful or sincere reason to be opened. Personal liberty isn't even a factor.

    • @DMAN99
      @DMAN99 5 місяців тому +38

      You could also have issue where a person is manipulated into believing that they want to be eaten, a person with mental disorders, substance users, young people, etc. So basically the killer taking advantage of someone to get what they want.

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman 4 місяці тому +40

      Not to mention that anybody who would consent to being eaten is balls-to-teeth out of his mind and thus unable to consent.

    • @bigmona2741
      @bigmona2741 3 місяці тому +1

      But there was so much evidence that Meiwes couldn’t fake.

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 2 місяці тому

      We could probably legalise this by creating an actual legal process

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman 2 місяці тому +1

      @@nyxie2877 If we all go insane.

  • @logorex
    @logorex 6 місяців тому +142

    "Blood is the juice of life." is a quote I was not expecting to laugh at so much.

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 4 місяці тому +7

      Technically true I suppose

    • @Hirundo-demersalis
      @Hirundo-demersalis 4 місяці тому +3

      Just imagining that quote in Mads Mikkelsen's voice

    • @breahzelbubkunda
      @breahzelbubkunda Місяць тому +1

      I think because it kind of sounds like a line from a vampire movie 😂

  • @lillyrith
    @lillyrith 5 місяців тому +30

    The involuntary tick is for CNC role-plays. It’s so people can pretend that they’re being kidnapped and murdered and eaten and stuff like that.

  • @kiljust
    @kiljust 7 місяців тому +326

    Never thought Whang would become my dealer. I'm not upset about it tho.

  • @PrimarchRegalious
    @PrimarchRegalious 7 місяців тому +261

    I finished shaving and found a Whang! video and he's selling me weed that's amazing.

    • @evanroper6099
      @evanroper6099 7 місяців тому +28

      I forgot that he had punctuation in his name. I was about to tell you to take better care of your junk.

    • @PrimarchRegalious
      @PrimarchRegalious 7 місяців тому +3

      @@evanroper6099 Man, I can burn so much cardboard here. You seen this paper? We can thank the government for that. Lol. 2nd grade dropout. 🏔️ I have to beg my mom to stop reading. 🐉

    • @pariahred13
      @pariahred13 7 місяців тому +1

      Been buying my weed from him since high school

    • @troniusjones4826
      @troniusjones4826 3 місяці тому

      I'm tripping so many balls and he just offered me a free joint

  • @Ratxmother
    @Ratxmother 7 місяців тому +91

    In regards to the shrimp cinnamon toast: that’s not rat poop (I have rats and they have much bigger poop lol) but it could be mouse poop which is much smaller and matches the shape and colour! I volunteer at a rabbit and small animal rescue so I’m quite familiar with small animal poop. And mice poop is the worst- it’s the stinkiest and they love to create a huge pile of it in the most difficult areas to clean lol. I hope I’ve enriched someone’s day with this information:)

    • @Leatherargento
      @Leatherargento 5 місяців тому +7

      Thank you! I am on a diet, and, this helps.

    • @vibechecked7522
      @vibechecked7522 20 днів тому +1

      It helped me because now I know I have rats in my house, not mice.

  • @BlackGalaxyRocker_Game
    @BlackGalaxyRocker_Game 3 місяці тому +12

    "just a couple dudes watching super mario porn together"
    that single line threw me right back to college where, for some reason, people got together to watch 70s porn together. like the alice in wonderland porno

  • @Bloody-Café
    @Bloody-Café 3 місяці тому +19

    If you think about it, Armin Meiwes is one of the sanest killers ever. Of course, he isn't that sane, but he is more sane than people like Jeffrey Dahmer, Richard Ramirez, etc. He only wanted to do it just if he got consent.
    Before Bernd, he had more volunteers, and some of them even went his house. And when they changed their mind about the plan, Armin just let them go.

  • @estherbunny7069
    @estherbunny7069 7 місяців тому +21

    Hitchbot story breaks my little heart. Too innocent for Philly.

  • @geckarr
    @geckarr 6 місяців тому +103

    43 minutes in and im baked and hysterical what the hell do you mean hornio wasnt mario this whole time

    • @datrulz12
      @datrulz12 6 місяців тому +2

      lmao

    • @TaylorEgedy02
      @TaylorEgedy02 Місяць тому +2

      😂 lmao I'm baked as heck too and wondering the same thing

  • @SpencerfromEarth
    @SpencerfromEarth 4 місяці тому +54

    I feel like hitchbot really proves a point about America as a whole. Everyone knew it wasnt gonna make it, and some random ass made sure it wouldnt, because Americans.

    • @criminal7592
      @criminal7592 Місяць тому +1

      hitchhiking is for humans only

  • @beetlehorn
    @beetlehorn 4 місяці тому +173

    Whang not being a cannabis guy is like learning the Pope isn't a big Catholic guy.

    • @jeffreyhogan3087
      @jeffreyhogan3087 3 місяці тому +10

      He’s gotta be lying😂

    • @KerReeeee
      @KerReeeee 2 місяці тому

      ​@@jeffreyhogan3087I believe him. It affects everyone differently. I was an opioid addict and still struggling with alcoholism, but weed makes me super paranoid. I absolutely hate the feeling.

    • @FailureToBe
      @FailureToBe 2 місяці тому +2

      Right? I’m devastated

  • @afmf8700
    @afmf8700 7 місяців тому +52

    I was looking for something to watch while at work and this magically appeared, perfect timing lol thanks!

    • @Bovidaeus
      @Bovidaeus 7 місяців тому +3

      Same. His videos are a go-to while running around work.

  • @ItsJustAGuy
    @ItsJustAGuy 7 місяців тому +61

    At 35:00 i kept hearing 'Autistic Touch' instead of 'Artistic Touch' lmfao, but to be fair Quinton does seem like hes got the Tism.

    • @yagirlstella299
      @yagirlstella299 5 місяців тому +6

      wait i genuinely thought he said autistic 😭😭😭

    • @mqngi_stickfigure
      @mqngi_stickfigure Місяць тому

      Whenever I listen to that one Chicago song I always hear " He was a real AUTISTIC guy "

  • @Meeshilin_Man
    @Meeshilin_Man 5 місяців тому +16

    29:35 of course Hitchbot's murder took place in Philly 🙄

  • @xxzombiexchickxx
    @xxzombiexchickxx 7 місяців тому +19

    Lately, I've rediscovered for myself how pleasant it is to listen to this majestic man's voice

  • @anthonyd.1428
    @anthonyd.1428 6 місяців тому +24

    Help me Whang, your my only hope!
    For the past while I've been looking for some lost media from my childhood. I'm confident that I didn't just make it up in my head.
    In my youth i remember a commercial for National Geographic that featured the song Turn Turn Turn. This was in the late 80's perhaps early 90's. This was not your typical commercial of 30 seconds, but rather the entire song by the Birds. The images and video in my opinion perfect for the song. I've looked everywhere for it and it's like it just never existed. I have a feeling it has been erased due to copyright with the song. Perhaps now that Disney owns NatGeo they had no choice but remove it from online. This might explain why NatGeo no longer mention it, even though the commercial I believe won some advertisement awards. But that doesn't explain why I can't seem to find other sources that would mention it or have a recording of it.
    Your the only person I can think of that has the skills to find out the truth.

    • @machinegunlament
      @machinegunlament 6 місяців тому +13

      Make a post on /r/nostalgia and /r/tipofmytongue. Good luck and Godspeed report back if you figure it out

  • @Wonkzzilla
    @Wonkzzilla 7 місяців тому +12

    1:04:40 my brother had the Bugs Bunny version of this doll, and its menacing stare from a dark corner still haunts me 20 years later! lol

  • @Yngdady
    @Yngdady 7 місяців тому +22

    How is the man in a room full of tomatoes "cursed"? It makes me think of my grandpa with an overabundance of tomatoes that he's selling in his small town

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 4 місяці тому +11

      Yeah I didn't get that either. The whole story becomes about gatekeeping what is and isn't a "cursed" image and the original cursed image isn't even cursed. It's just a dude at a farmers market. Even later, when a redditor gives the "5 Ws" as a rubric, that image isn't cursed by his metric.

  • @Nucleite
    @Nucleite 7 місяців тому +116

    Fill me with your mystery, Whang.

    • @ROYALRAT123
      @ROYALRAT123 7 місяців тому +28

      Remove that comma right this instance!

    • @Tieigo0
      @Tieigo0 7 місяців тому +13

      ​@@ROYALRAT123Count Ratcula, my lord....

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 6 місяців тому +9

    5:30 It's called Non-con, it's a submissive fetish or kink revolving around consent to a non-consent roleplay or situation. I.E. "I want you to do it to me when I'm least expecting it and not stop when I beg." And stuff like that. It's common in BDSM, and it's one of the reasons why safe words are a thing. Think about the meme "No, don't do it, I'm a virgin." That's non-con.

  • @ClownsRottenMeat
    @ClownsRottenMeat 3 місяці тому +11

    Okay I know it’s fucked up- but my whole thing is that it was an act between two consenting adults??
    Like obviously you can argue about the morals of it- but bottom line, bro *wanted* to be eaten.
    He was not under any kind of influence when doing this, and had several opportunities to back out.
    He *willingly* handed himself over to someone who he knew was going to physically harm him.

    • @throbbingfellow1136
      @throbbingfellow1136 2 місяці тому +6

      You could probably argue that anyone who would willingly allow themselves to be butchered and eaten is mentally unwell and is thus unfit to consent to anything this drastic. Also worth nothing that assisted suicide, which you could maybe try and classify this as a twisted version of, was illegal in Germany until 4 years ago.

    • @Twink6629-lg3te
      @Twink6629-lg3te Місяць тому +3

      You can’t want to die and agree to such a crazy act if your in a good state of mind. Even if he “agreed and consented” to it something is clearly wrong with that man if that’s his normal. That man needed therapy or SOMETHING. Trying to logic this isn’t going to work. It’s CANNABALISM. It cant really be rationalized outside extreme necessity for starvation or something. If you genuinely want to K someone or have someone K you YOU NEED HELP

    • @vibechecked7522
      @vibechecked7522 20 днів тому

      Idk, I agree with you for the most part, but they should definitely have gotten him to see a therapist and make sure they were of sound mind, etc.

  • @ClosedCasketVideo
    @ClosedCasketVideo 7 місяців тому +14

    Your stories and the video game music you use always get me through my graveyard shift.

  • @martaiswatchingyoutube5063
    @martaiswatchingyoutube5063 7 місяців тому +51

    selling me weed?sell me ur hair damn it.

  • @koan__23
    @koan__23 7 місяців тому +5

    The intro song makes me feel nostalgic for things that didn't even happen

  • @helltakerrr
    @helltakerrr 7 місяців тому +27

    Whang, ive been listening to tales from the internet for the last month and its become my new favorite youtube series. Thank you for all these amazing (and gross) stories 😂

  • @Whyamiheredotnet
    @Whyamiheredotnet 7 місяців тому +26

    I believe that Ron Jeremy’s Mario was the REAL Mario movie. And since Nintendo owns it it’s CANON

  • @nanomachines2985
    @nanomachines2985 7 місяців тому +57

    I still want to know about the shrimp. That guy could have been thrown in prison for playing a substantial part in the holocaust 80 years ago. That doesn't free Big Cereal from their responsibilities

    • @VirgilZandig
      @VirgilZandig 7 місяців тому +15

      You mess with General Mills, you end up in the ground.

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@VirgilZandig this is peak wordplay. I hope it was intentional

    • @devilsoupanddeviltoast
      @devilsoupanddeviltoast 7 місяців тому +13

      this is a hell of an out-of-context sentence

  • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
    @MAGGOT_VOMIT 7 місяців тому +48

    There's no better way to relax, than watching 2hrs of Whang while eating danish-ham and cream cheese on Triscuits!! 😎👍
    Chubby Emu: "Man Eats Danish-Ham and Cream-Cheese On Triscuits..." 🥺

    • @phaedrapage4217
      @phaedrapage4217 7 місяців тому +3

      I would watch that Chubby Emu video.

    • @PasticheofSkin
      @PasticheofSkin 7 місяців тому +4

      I'm in Denmark, in the airport flying home today. You inspired me to go grab some Danish ham and cheese before this video ends

    • @GreyEagle_35
      @GreyEagle_35 6 місяців тому +2

      "This is what happened to his brain"

  • @yellowroo
    @yellowroo 3 місяці тому +3

    The cannibal encounter sounds kinda cute and wholesome (if you've read too many dead dove fics and are now desensitized)

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 3 місяці тому +2

      It makes me think.. there's someone for EVERYONE

  • @wiltedcordypetals
    @wiltedcordypetals 7 місяців тому +43

    Ah yes, another compilation to fall asleep to. Today is a good day

    • @Kevenough
      @Kevenough 7 місяців тому

      Check out Trail Terror.

    • @nem-kz3mk
      @nem-kz3mk 7 місяців тому +2

      Get ready for some funky nightmares

  • @TheZayroen
    @TheZayroen 3 місяці тому +3

    that 'american farmer' in your ad was THE most uncanny valley AI jump scare I've had in AWHILE lol

  • @nolandeam9497
    @nolandeam9497 7 місяців тому +5

    Here we go another 2 hours of WHANG to the dome

  • @Diane-ig9mt
    @Diane-ig9mt 7 місяців тому +5

    Dude!!!! You have no idea how much I needed this compilation right now 🤘

  • @lenbones7940
    @lenbones7940 6 місяців тому +5

    i saw the bare wentch.. it was on cable and i was in high school.. i graduated in 05 so that kinda means between 01 and then that kinda shit was just beamed into our living rooms via fiber optical cable

  • @Knobelbernd
    @Knobelbernd 7 місяців тому +11

    Yeah ! He’s pronouncing meiwes correctly
    !!!

  • @ItsMazzdy
    @ItsMazzdy 7 місяців тому +2

    Perfect timing, been playing your vids in the background to study, and this dropped the day before i have my last exam of the semester. Keep up the good content

  • @YoursUntruly
    @YoursUntruly 6 місяців тому +6

    Hitch both began in my province of Nova Scotia, Canada. Made it from coast to coast of Canada, all over Europe, just to be curb stomped and stripped of it’s copper in Philly.
    🖕🏻 Philly. The Flyers suck.

  • @页-p
    @页-p 7 місяців тому +5

    weed sponsor is the cherry on top

  • @Spooky_515
    @Spooky_515 7 місяців тому +5

    I just realized Whang went for a big sexy Kevin Nash look

  • @IOSALive
    @IOSALive 7 місяців тому +10

    Whang!, Subscribed because your videos always make me smile!

  • @Glitchedx3D
    @Glitchedx3D 7 місяців тому +3

    Whang bringing back some feels I didn’t even know were there with the Labyrinth Zone theme from Sonic.

  • @scottyboyo6236
    @scottyboyo6236 7 місяців тому +13

    i used to get stoned but it made my sinus inflammation far worse so i could barely breath through my nose so i had to stop.. real shame cause with just the right amount it made gaming waaaay more fun lol

    • @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont-
      @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont- 7 місяців тому +12

      I would look into edibles, or tinctures - RSO based gummies in particular are really nice.

    • @kadeosborne3937
      @kadeosborne3937 4 місяці тому +1

      Getting high and playing a horror game, now THAT is an experience lol

    • @Deezfuggin
      @Deezfuggin 2 місяці тому +2

      @@-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont-Or just straight up RSO, much better bang for your buck and you can put it on anything you eat

    • @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont-
      @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont- 2 місяці тому

      @Deezfuggin great point. my local dispo only has the gummies for the time being, but those syringes of the pure oil are insanely good and I hope they start carrying them

    • @Deezfuggin
      @Deezfuggin 2 місяці тому +2

      @@-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont- That’s very unfortunate, around me the RSO is $40. Obviously a 1g syringe of 90% thc has 900 mg thc vs the edibles that are 10mg for $5+. So either $450 on edibles for 900mg or $40 on RSO for 900, literally 10x as expensive it’s insane.

  • @Dirt_Man
    @Dirt_Man 7 місяців тому +16

    Eating and drinking tomato soup was not a good idea during the cannibal Cafe part

    • @christopherson93
      @christopherson93 5 місяців тому +2

      I just ate spaghetti before stumbling onto this video

  • @SeranaZentha
    @SeranaZentha 7 місяців тому +2

    Reminder that at UMASS Dartmouth, there is a memorial of the room the bomber lived in on campus. It would have been so funny if they contacted umass and got their answer before then lol

  • @landonjohnson4070
    @landonjohnson4070 7 місяців тому +6

    finally i haven’t been able to sleep for weeks

  • @SgtObvious115
    @SgtObvious115 4 місяці тому +3

    Whang the great internet historian preserving our history

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 7 місяців тому +5

    Who else first got a hint of Armen Mivas from “The IT Crowd”? I don’t think I knew about him being abused by his mother, though. Even by narcissistic standards, she sounded especially horrible.

    • @Hexadiddle
      @Hexadiddle 2 місяці тому

      Wasn’t my first hint but I love the IT crowd and that’s one of my favorite episodes 😭

  • @Myrzghe
    @Myrzghe 3 місяці тому +5

    that's the most German back and forth ever. "Have you set an alarm? we must be punctual!"

  • @acarter9806
    @acarter9806 6 місяців тому +4

    The r/cursedimages redemption arc is one of reddit's few moments of beauty

  • @VikingTeddy
    @VikingTeddy 7 місяців тому +2

    We did it Reddit!
    I followed the debacle from start to finish. Taught me a lot about social media.

  • @Ктоя-ь1м
    @Ктоя-ь1м 7 місяців тому +2

    Yay! A new video came out exactly when I was thinking about your channel!
    I've been starving for some more weird internet stories

  • @GirlVersusGame
    @GirlVersusGame 3 місяці тому +2

    Poor HitchBOT looks like Robocop after Kane's gang sawed him up 😢

  • @shayslayer1161
    @shayslayer1161 3 місяці тому

    The last podcast on the left episode about this guy was super in depth. Definitely worth a listen.

  • @xenopsychologist4943
    @xenopsychologist4943 4 місяці тому +2

    im throwin my vote in with the "pornography leads to dentistry" crowd.

  • @jinjiyoshi5548
    @jinjiyoshi5548 7 місяців тому +4

    **laughs maniacally** you can't stop my platinum coch Mario, I'M the king koopa (chuckle sandwich crew where y'all at)

  • @borntoclimb7116
    @borntoclimb7116 7 місяців тому +3

    Greetings from Germany, nice Video. I love Internet mysteries.

  • @thexneo
    @thexneo 7 місяців тому +6

    never been this early to a whang. hell yeah

  • @dontaskme7004
    @dontaskme7004 6 місяців тому +1

    I think the voluntary/involuntary option is to do with the fantasy of the readers/responders and the poster. Some like a submissive, others get their kicks from forcing you to comply, and the poster either gets turned on by submitting or being forced.
    People who want the submissive won't engage with the involuntary, the ones who want to do it by force won't engage with voluntary... Just a guess?

  • @LauraDort
    @LauraDort 6 місяців тому +2

    I didn’t get notifications when this came out 😢 BUT I am 15 minutes away from getting my daughter on the bus for school and planning on climbing back into my bed, pretending it’s still dark out and have this video to watch….. my morning is now complete! ❤

    • @paintyxd
      @paintyxd 6 місяців тому +1

      What kind of adult are you, get it together

    • @manasamaluvr69
      @manasamaluvr69 5 місяців тому

      ​@@paintyxd god forbid a woman has interests and hobbies outside of being a mum, jesus christ man

    • @eprimchad2576
      @eprimchad2576 5 місяців тому

      ​@@paintyxdcope and seethe wagie, you should change your pic to a soyjak

  • @ayelmao1314
    @ayelmao1314 21 день тому

    ngl the no transition between accidental incest to the Boston marathon bombing almost gave me whiplash

  • @Akoyabones
    @Akoyabones 3 місяці тому +1

    When you said Malachi Black I had to stop and think. I get calls every so often from people looking for a Malachi Black lol

  • @blackieblackmetal7218
    @blackieblackmetal7218 25 днів тому

    ...I love the "unrealized similarities" between West elm Caleb victims.

  • @kellyhazlett6638
    @kellyhazlett6638 7 місяців тому +3

    Bless this man. Content an music 👌👌👌🤘🤘🤘

  • @Ghost_emoji
    @Ghost_emoji 6 місяців тому +2

    Hitchbot killers were probably people looking for copper wires to sell and other parts to sell for reasons that you know why

  • @Johnosaka
    @Johnosaka 3 місяці тому

    Whang's videos have taught me to be suspicious of anyone working in IT, programming, and computer engineering.

  • @tomas23769
    @tomas23769 7 місяців тому +3

    30:35 Fred Durst really did break stuff 💔😔

  • @rumbleb2654
    @rumbleb2654 6 місяців тому +5

    that slayer reference doe

  • @theseeker9442
    @theseeker9442 3 місяці тому +1

    Hitchbot saw Boston and just knew how that story would end

  • @ChrissaTodd
    @ChrissaTodd 4 місяці тому +2

    Also is the cannibal guy
    that the IT crowd joked about
    in that one ep with the german cannibal who asked for consent lol

  • @hajde8128
    @hajde8128 3 місяці тому +1

    Legitimately upset and inconsolable over Hitchbot

  • @chincemagnet
    @chincemagnet 5 місяців тому +2

    Some guy with the tomatoes he grew that year is a cursed image? Somebody really doesn’t like tomatoes, because that’s weird

  • @jodiunger9425
    @jodiunger9425 23 дні тому

    Worst thing I have ever found inside food was a shard of glass inside an unopened plastic bottle of Pepsi.

  • @theSemiChrist
    @theSemiChrist 3 місяці тому

    The West Elm Caleb story is a prime example of why dating is cancerous thanks to the interweb.

  • @daviddevlogger
    @daviddevlogger 7 місяців тому +9

    I told my mum that I want to buy dog, but she said that she cannot be feeding two animals😭

    • @Kneon_Knight
      @Kneon_Knight 7 місяців тому +1

      Your mom sounds like she's a lot of fun.

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 7 місяців тому

      "At least you can choose to have this one"

  • @ArtnCharc
    @ArtnCharc 3 місяці тому +1

    Whang, you broke my heart!
    Idk why but it always breaks my heart to see UA-camrs I like sell out and promote garbage products.
    To hear him say a cookie with no THC put him out as disingenuous at best. 😅
    I'll still watch and it's understandable for the money, but it still hurts a little.

  • @alanlinto9660
    @alanlinto9660 3 місяці тому

    Love when you showed Tom Araya while saying piece by piece ( it’s a song by the band Slayer and Tom is the singer)

  • @_hybrid_moments_
    @_hybrid_moments_ 4 місяці тому +1

    Slayer reference goes crazy

  • @Rubydrawz
    @Rubydrawz 7 місяців тому +1

    Ahh! A whang compilation just in times for homework!!

  • @FlamingoRadio_
    @FlamingoRadio_ 7 місяців тому +4

    Thank you, hugs and kisses.

  • @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont-
    @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont- 7 місяців тому +6

    Watched this at the airport bar, making love to a whiskey and coke - can't go wrong, great timing, too, flight was delayed an hour as this was posted :D

    • @Peregrine1967
      @Peregrine1967 7 місяців тому +3

      You're living the dream brother

  • @Appellonia
    @Appellonia 7 місяців тому +6

    Let's turn on some cover girls and jam out ! You make my week man!!! 😂 The Deja-Vu soundtrack is hitting. ❤I STILL have this game! And it works! 🤩

  • @jockgoth
    @jockgoth 7 місяців тому +1

    The movie “Cannibal” about the cannibal cafe meetup is super brutal.

  • @rue6914
    @rue6914 4 місяці тому +1

    59:24 Quest Lab Diagnostics is a bloodwork lab im crying

  • @Leatherargento
    @Leatherargento 5 місяців тому +1

    Armin Meiwes looks like a relatively normal guy with hollow eyes.

  • @MoustafaBakir
    @MoustafaBakir 6 місяців тому +1

    Thank you so much ❤

  • @cyanide0767
    @cyanide0767 6 місяців тому +1

    fanks whang..............awesome free pre-roll with my order.
    yaaay

  • @elleruach2301
    @elleruach2301 5 місяців тому +2

    Is it just me or is Barely Sociable trying not to laugh as he narrates the cannibal conversation?

  • @Sunshineannatx
    @Sunshineannatx 3 місяці тому +1

    1:36:03 “If there’s one thing that Redditors are experts on it’s how to behave in real life.”
    💀💀💀💀

  • @mattkinley77
    @mattkinley77 2 місяці тому

    Best part of this whole video is the message stay the hell out of Philadelphia no one walks out that city without some scars

  • @beefivethree
    @beefivethree 7 місяців тому +4

    oh my god thank you whang🫶

  • @Tbanksss
    @Tbanksss 6 місяців тому +1

    What a beautiful story