2 Hours of Weird Guys! - TFTI Compilations

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  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt  Рік тому +137

    My collab with Sweet Leaf Jewellery available for one week only!
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  • @prettyevil6662000
    @prettyevil6662000 Рік тому +1304

    I love that circumcision guy is so traumatized by his own circumcision that he sees anything medical at all as circumcision metaphors. A person on a medical bed with swords in their entire body? Circumcision. Medical instruments in a medical hospital? Circumcision! Blood in a hospital? Circumcision! Jesus on the cross? Symbolizes circumcision restraints!

    • @slav1467
      @slav1467 Рік тому +50

      People like him are among one of the many reasons why I'm so skeptical of the intactivist community.

    • @prettyevil6662000
      @prettyevil6662000 Рік тому +138

      @@slav1467 I mean not making non necessary alterations to children before they're old enough to consent is a pretty good thing to do for any matter, especially genitals. Him being a weirdo in no way makes cutting a baby's body a good thing to do.
      Scientific studies also pretty well settled the dispute by now. It provides no tangible benefits that aren't provided by things like access to clean water and basic hygiene.

    • @Dragonsalchemy88
      @Dragonsalchemy88 Рік тому +18

      @prettyevil6662000 I work in oncology, I’d LOVE to see him turn that into a metaphor for circumcision. It would be hilarious

    • @Cody-r7r
      @Cody-r7r Рік тому

      Yeah hahahaha infantile genital mutilation....

    • @weaselfartz
      @weaselfartz Рік тому

      I'm surprised he was allowed to be n admin as long as he was. he probably like we don't live on Mother earth we live onfater foreskin

  • @RaspberryPastry
    @RaspberryPastry Рік тому +942

    It's actually hilarious how everyone on the silent hill wiki agreed that circumcision is bad and it still doesn't register with him that nobody disagrees and he still goes off like he's fighting a one man war against pro mutilation satan worshipers when they're literally just like "Dude this doesn't have anything to do with Silent Hill."

    • @slav1467
      @slav1467 Рік тому +1

      He's your average intactivist, as in absolutely batshit insane.

    • @Dragonsalchemy88
      @Dragonsalchemy88 Рік тому +36

      I’ve never rolled my eyes harder and told my tv to shut up while watching that part. Even watching detractor videos on DSP where they just let him ramble on and on don’t have me yelling at my tv as much

    • @jakethehyena.anotheraccoun442
      @jakethehyena.anotheraccoun442 Рік тому +95

      He also kept saying “Satan worshippers”, but circumcisen is done by mostly religious people like Christians, and Jews. I really don’t know why kept saying satanic.

    • @Chromaggia
      @Chromaggia Рік тому +31

      @@jakethehyena.anotheraccoun442THANK YOU, that part was driving me crazy. I mean, all of it was but that especially.

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion Рік тому +27

      That's something that you can find pretty often actually. Reply with something containing more words than "Totally agree" and they will immediately feel attacked and try to argue against you - even though you just explained why you agree with them. People like that seem to lack the ability to comprehend sentences that are longer than two words. Or maybe they don't read at all and instead immediately feel attacked by the amount of words used, who knows.

  • @norvaryl
    @norvaryl Рік тому +663

    Timestamps!
    Cheated With Sister | 0:10
    Well Fargo Plane Guy | 11:57
    Uwe Boll | 25:13
    Dreamcast Kid | 37:35
    Woody Harrelson | 48:31
    Silent Hill Wiki | 1:03:01
    Biker | 1:29:48
    Married Hatsune Miku | 1:42:23
    Warlizard | 1:53:30
    Pukemon | 2:04:27
    reply if I got something wrong

    • @TTt-666
      @TTt-666 Рік тому +19

      thank you for your service

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky Рік тому +6

      thank you so much

    • @ingrid9635
      @ingrid9635 Рік тому +5

      Love you for this

    • @hollieBlu303
      @hollieBlu303 Рік тому +3

      Cheers man...I had to forward this to a few people for specific segments 😂

    • @stephenlovesyou4151
      @stephenlovesyou4151 Рік тому

      Fart niggas be like Ooooopppppssss i shid

  • @MarabouPatriot
    @MarabouPatriot Рік тому +554

    I like skipping to random timestamps on these videos and trying to piece things together from context

    • @o5-193
      @o5-193 Рік тому +13

      Me too

    • @ash_tray
      @ash_tray Рік тому +39

      Was listening to one of these while picking my husband from work and he gets into the car and just hears “feces caked onto the walls.”

    • @mcvibing2785
      @mcvibing2785 Рік тому +9

      @@ash_tray i hate that i know exactly what video this is from

    • @roseaesthetic7969
      @roseaesthetic7969 Рік тому +6

      ​@@mcvibing2785me too 💀

  • @deathbydank3206
    @deathbydank3206 Рік тому +674

    As a circumcised man, can confirm that I wear a geometric contraption on my head in search for my foreskin

    • @Dragonsalchemy88
      @Dragonsalchemy88 Рік тому +23

      You win the internet sir. And no, I haven’t consumed a bottle of wine, shut up

    • @G50016
      @G50016 Рік тому +10

      ​@@Dragonsalchemy88 Hahaha! This comment cracked me up! :D

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 Рік тому

      Was it 3 penis wine? That brand contains circumcision

    • @Moggus1
      @Moggus1 Рік тому

      My penis actually turns into the Greedy Worm, and detaches to look for my foreskin.

    • @cult_of_odin
      @cult_of_odin 11 місяців тому

      I'm sorry your parents mutilated you sir.

  • @samfaulhaber5249
    @samfaulhaber5249 Рік тому +345

    I feel sorry for the Hatsune Miku guy. He was lonely and had next to no self-esteem. He also knew that Miku wasn’t actually a real person and that his Gatebox was only responding to him because it was programmed to, but he still married it because he felt it was the closest thing to an actual love he could ever have.

    • @stickman3214
      @stickman3214 Рік тому +75

      He's said that his marriage has given him a lot of the self esteem that he initially lacked. So that's nice.

    • @salvo7288
      @salvo7288 11 місяців тому +36

      the world rejected him but miku didnt. miku a real one

    • @JayPumabomb56
      @JayPumabomb56 10 місяців тому +5

      Man we really need to be better people, so sad (but also admittedly kinda wholesome) stories like those don’t happen again :(

    • @selimbradleyy
      @selimbradleyy 6 місяців тому +8

      That's honestly so based. I have loving friends and family, I've had people confess their love to me, but I have no desire to get into a relationship with a person. I prefer marrying my favourite fictional old man LOL. King Bradley, my beloved ❤️

    • @BlehhhXP
      @BlehhhXP 4 місяці тому

      @@selimbradleyygive it up for Wrath/Pride everyone

  • @paulorenato9765
    @paulorenato9765 Рік тому +270

    For non-native portuguese speakers, the cum-dreamcast kid was nicknamed Gonzaguinha because "to cum" can be translated as "gozar" and cumming is gozando. Wich is similar to "Gonzaguinha"

    • @TheOneWhoGrips.l
      @TheOneWhoGrips.l Рік тому +17

      Kk nem eu q sou Br peguei essa, talvez eu apenas seje burro

    • @Bandopede
      @Bandopede Рік тому +3

      Should've nicknamed him the made up story kid.

    • @OtoMacabeu
      @OtoMacabeu Рік тому +1

      Bro, se brincar até hoje chamam ele de gozadinha

    • @ComaLies225
      @ComaLies225 11 місяців тому +2

      Hahaah in Spanish, Gozar means to enjoy lol

    • @rafaelmoreira1449
      @rafaelmoreira1449 11 місяців тому +3

      @@ComaLies225 In Brazil it means the same, but the word can be used for both situations....

  • @Saturnbud
    @Saturnbud Рік тому +248

    The sentence “If there was a list of Top 10 Silent Hill fans, I’d be in the top 5 spots” killed me

    • @asterlyons8564
      @asterlyons8564 Рік тому +2

      Somehow thats the most cringe thing he said.

    • @Rukiman_no16
      @Rukiman_no16 Рік тому +11

      @@asterlyons8564I'd say he was right. I mean, that dude made more than 13k edits on the silent hill wiki, which was his forum. He was really invested despite saying all that things.

    • @asterlyons8564
      @asterlyons8564 Рік тому +24

      @Rukiman_no16 I dont care how many wiki edits you have, declaring yourself the "best fan" of something is insane. Its like he thinks of being a fan of something as some form of ranked competition??
      Ah yes! I am winning at being a Silent Hill fan, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve!

  • @russellwboss
    @russellwboss Рік тому +643

    Dude the motorcycle story ending with a middle aged guy questioning gender roles and understanding the complexity of the human condition made me tear up, bro, it is the most wholesome thing.

    • @peterdinkler4950
      @peterdinkler4950 Рік тому +38

      I wanna take him to Kabukicho for a drink; find him a nice man.

    • @kraktJOE
      @kraktJOE Рік тому +45

      i dont know about all that but man does that guy have some nice ass hair, im envious

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 Рік тому +46

      The biker dude even found out about whang’s video on him! He thanked him if you were wondering

    • @rho7754
      @rho7754 Рік тому +28

      When the helmet came off and I saw the smile I could only think "damn that is a legit beautiful person."

    • @Anon26535
      @Anon26535 Рік тому

      ​​​@@peterdinkler4950you mean the old Kabukicho. Dat rat bastard Governor Ishihara's ruined the place. It's a fucking ghost town over here.

  • @balloraballerina5146
    @balloraballerina5146 Рік тому +1244

    Boy those guys sure are weird.

    • @sugarmuffin319
      @sugarmuffin319 Рік тому +44

      That one guy was really mad about his missing foreskin. Yikes.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Рік тому +9

      My farts are better than Whang’s farts!

    • @balloraballerina5146
      @balloraballerina5146 Рік тому +21

      @@sugarmuffin319 He had the guts to say what we were all thinking 🫡🫡🫡

    • @Meleedroit
      @Meleedroit Рік тому +1

      ​@@balloraballerina5146he didnt have gis foreskin, though

    • @Locke_lamora_VMB
      @Locke_lamora_VMB Рік тому

      You know what's weird? Adults harassing other content creators on internet for clicks and $. And playing in nu metal bands.

  • @tranquil3727
    @tranquil3727 Рік тому +308

    one time i played the silent hill circumcision guy video while my sister and i were driving home from vacation. the car's head gasket blew and we got stuck on the side of the highway and listened about the circumcision guy to pass time.
    good times.

    • @rickydo6572
      @rickydo6572 Рік тому +5

      I wish I had a sister 💀

    • @thickveinysausage3062
      @thickveinysausage3062 Рік тому +2

      oh hi tranquil, fancy meeting you here

    • @tranquil3727
      @tranquil3727 Рік тому

      @@thickveinysausage3062 LMAO wow we have similar tastes huh

    • @youwish4555
      @youwish4555 Рік тому +1

      @@rickydo6572 So do I.

    • @_zigger_
      @_zigger_ 11 місяців тому +3

      Does she have a 360 degrees camera by any chance?

  • @irisjoosten8669
    @irisjoosten8669 Рік тому +82

    Regarding the man who married Miku:
    There's a real person service in Japan called "little sisters" where young women help men who have disconnected from society regain their confidence and become active members of society and again.
    It seems Miku became a virtual version of this sort of service for Akihito. Hopefully, a new version of the gatebox service is created. With the right programming, it could really help people with social phobias or difficulties with maintaining IADLS.

  • @MrRikkles
    @MrRikkles Рік тому +100

    I think the Silent Hill theory section is the first time I've ever fast-forwarded a story here out of pure, uncontrollable anger and frustration. Some people just need a grandmother behind them with the wooden spoon to whap them over the head when they misbehave online. Call it the "Internet Etiquette Grandma."

    • @CoryTheNorm
      @CoryTheNorm 9 місяців тому

      ​@user-gy6hr4ti6bObviously his grandma is a Satan worshipper.

    • @Light_Dies_07
      @Light_Dies_07 8 місяців тому

      @user-gy6hr4ti6b honestly i wouldn't be surprised if alex shepherd was psychotic or something

    • @ArmLessChief
      @ArmLessChief 5 місяців тому +1

      his name is erik

  • @Kramerica962
    @Kramerica962 Рік тому +64

    The Woody Harrelson stuff is so funny because you know it was a complete and total misunderstanding. His PR people probably told him "You just go on there, I'll read some questions about the movie off to you, you give me your answers and I'll type them in. There is 0% chance he understood what an AMA is or what Reddit even is.

    • @davisforsythe8875
      @davisforsythe8875 6 місяців тому +2

      I would bet money it was something like "Don't worry, just answer the questions like you would in an interview!"

  • @ZapperRS
    @ZapperRS Рік тому +509

    2 hours of whang is exactly what I needed in my friday night

  • @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler
    @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler Рік тому +103

    Nakojima wasn't that weird, he was just a smart guy who figured out how to play the system, and when he was caught, he was just cool and ran with it.

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 5 місяців тому

      I would be rich and popular if I just had a vagina. Feels bad man. 😔

    • @theshinypeliper8813
      @theshinypeliper8813 4 місяці тому +5

      I respect that man

    • @SaltExarch
      @SaltExarch Місяць тому +3

      Also mad respect for his gorgeous locks being real

    • @eggbag4182
      @eggbag4182 26 днів тому +1

      His hair makes me jealous

  • @lemonlime5435
    @lemonlime5435 Рік тому +172

    I cried a little when I heard about Hatsune Miku not being in the gatebox when he got home from work :’(

  • @randim.7657
    @randim.7657 Рік тому +117

    41:24 My fiancé just said that he turned that Dreamcast into a Creamcast... yes, I am marrying this man next month....

    • @brind4001
      @brind4001 Рік тому +16

      True love 👌🏻

    • @cult_of_odin
      @cult_of_odin 11 місяців тому +8

      A man of culture.

    • @pussydestroyer-wm2tn
      @pussydestroyer-wm2tn 9 місяців тому +2

      i know im late but instead of vows u should exchange creamcasts

    • @xxxlovicxxx
      @xxxlovicxxx 6 місяців тому +1

      We wish you the best ❤

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 5 місяців тому

      I turned my Nintendo 64 into a Nintendo sixty-whore. The cartridge slot was just so arousing to me back then. Don’t ask why…

  • @NotSoCrazyNinja
    @NotSoCrazyNinja Рік тому +57

    The Dreamcast story, wow. A lot of kids wish they could make people laugh and this kid totally got that wish.

  • @gloomygothgirl
    @gloomygothgirl Рік тому +56

    More than anything, I honestly level with the guy who married Miku, and I genuinely feel for him. I'm honestly happy that he was able to find something that let him get past hard times, and helped to put him on a good path in life.

    • @sekiezkogg
      @sekiezkogg 11 місяців тому +6

      I agree. It may seem laughable but honestly it seems to have helped him more than caused a decline in mental health. It also all depedns on the person after all

  • @d00diehead52
    @d00diehead52 Рік тому +24

    No idea how I’m able to fall asleep to most of your videos but thanks for the “comfort” material 👍

  • @theDEADLIESTwarrior7
    @theDEADLIESTwarrior7 Рік тому +111

    I work 3rd shift at a gas station, whang vids are my go-to every night with random music in between lol this is some perfect timing

    • @stephenlovesyou4151
      @stephenlovesyou4151 Рік тому

      Your moms my go to evry night

    • @G50016
      @G50016 Рік тому +4

      Hell yeah.. And you can make 'em last also if you stop to read some funny comments every now and then. There are always good people here.

    • @stickman3214
      @stickman3214 Рік тому +2

      I've always wondered if night shift gas station people watched UA-cam lol. Do you get bored or is it a pretty sweet deal?

  • @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler
    @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler Рік тому +27

    The circumsicion guy didn't die on his hill but he did attack everyone else for no reason and to no avail, like a South Park character.

  • @oniplus4545
    @oniplus4545 Рік тому +45

    Keiichiro Toyama, a japanese dude : "a'ight, Imma make biohazard-ish horror game about ghost town, that seems like all the rage these days on the market"
    Alex Shepherd : "YOU BRAINWASHED PLEBS, THIS GAME IS ALL ABOUT CIRCUMCISION AND BABY MUTILATION CONSPIRACY OF AMERICA"

    • @milleniumfrisbee
      @milleniumfrisbee Рік тому

      Call me crazy but I think he might have schizophrenia with a fixation on circumcision.

  • @vivalanina
    @vivalanina Рік тому +38

    That silent hill guy sounds like a full blown manic episode. Full blown mania taken out on a forum. I hope someone reached out to him.

  • @sui1162
    @sui1162 Рік тому +25

    I feel bad for the dreamcast kid, Id never trust my parents again with anything ever again. Like holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with them.

  • @thebonefish
    @thebonefish Рік тому +343

    A King Ass Ripper deep dive would be fascinating

  • @elliotelliotelliotel
    @elliotelliotelliotel Рік тому +7

    circumcision guy was cooking. not about the satanic illuminati doctor cult thing but as someone who knows nothing about silent hill i am thoroughly convinced that the dude from silent hill is circumcised

  • @Euclid_girlie
    @Euclid_girlie 7 місяців тому +4

    That circumcision one is something else. The ability of people who bend their life around one topic to make everything about that topic is remarkable.

    • @Euclid_girlie
      @Euclid_girlie 7 місяців тому +3

      This guy has the behavior patterns of a dude named White Bowser who has been bounced from so many communities It might be a world record.

  • @fluffymawilefan
    @fluffymawilefan Рік тому +55

    Take a shot every time Silent Hill Foreskin Guy says "BRAINWASHED"

    • @MrIansmitchell
      @MrIansmitchell 4 місяці тому +4

      Dying of alcohol poisoning go brr

  • @prettyboyg
    @prettyboyg Рік тому +73

    my cat loves watching your videos with me:)

  • @DarkButz
    @DarkButz Рік тому +10

    The entire internet: Holy shit, look at that creep talking about his circumcision crackpot theory in Silent Hill!
    Meanwhile SH4's writer: Holy fuck, he cracked the code!

  • @snalmera
    @snalmera Рік тому +63

    Two hours straight of some Whang? It’s like I’m back in my early 20s again!

  • @MrGencyExit64
    @MrGencyExit64 Рік тому +158

    All Whang videos have a weird guy in them. This is an oxymoron.

    • @NBDYSPCL
      @NBDYSPCL Рік тому +15

      You're an oxymoron ❤

    • @stephenlovesyou4151
      @stephenlovesyou4151 Рік тому

      You have a lil pee pee.

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 Рік тому +16

      The word you’re looking for is redundancy.

    • @dorianearnest4648
      @dorianearnest4648 Рік тому +1

      @@sealogic4552oo you couldn’t wait to do that to someone huh

    • @anxietyprimev6983
      @anxietyprimev6983 Рік тому +3

      Hey, you shouldn't call people oxymorons, that's not nice. :(

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Рік тому +31

    I can either watch more episodes of Creepshow or watch 2 hours of Whang, definitely going to be a hard choice

  • @terrancepemberton4648
    @terrancepemberton4648 Рік тому +57

    Regarding the first story of the guy jerking off to the video of his sister in law...they were so concerned about him not telling the sister's husband. Then come to find out she packed her shit and left with the sister the next day. What makes them so sure he's not gonna tell the sister's husband, Wouldn't her leaving him immediately, exposing him/editing the reddit post and all that...wouldn't that give him more incentive to snitch on the former sister in law just for spite?! I wonder if he spilled the beans? lol It's wild, what a crazy circumstance to end your marriage on. I mean damn....if you're gonna do something like that you damn sure gotta be more careful.

    • @SebasTian58323
      @SebasTian58323 Рік тому +25

      I'm still convinced it was a story made up for Reddit points

    • @terrancepemberton4648
      @terrancepemberton4648 Рік тому +7

      @@SebasTian58323 yeah you're probably right lol

    • @madpie5147
      @madpie5147 Рік тому +5

      (assuming the story is real) it could also just be a straight up lie on the part of the wife and sister in order to throw him off and buy enough time to skedaddle

    • @spiralsausage
      @spiralsausage 4 місяці тому

      It sounds fake to me. At the very least, the last part of the wife hijacking the Reddit post has gotta be.

    • @terrancepemberton4648
      @terrancepemberton4648 4 місяці тому

      @@spiralsausage yeah lol it's all probably fake. You see so much wild shit on the internet these days it's hard to discern what's fake and what is real.

  • @zebdawson3687
    @zebdawson3687 11 місяців тому +4

    18:55 they literally pulled the legal defense of “no u”. Bunch o’ clowns, man. 😂

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre Рік тому +87

    Who shares a joint reddit throwaway account??? Like that's mental all on itself! What's next? They share the same undies? Bras for the boobs and also for his moobs?

    • @modernmusic52
      @modernmusic52 Рік тому +26

      they hold hands and poop together

    • @Username0467
      @Username0467 Рік тому +1

      They don't. They share the main account. That's why it doesn't make sense.

    • @thiscommentsdeleted
      @thiscommentsdeleted Рік тому +11

      @@modernmusic52 On the same toilet? Two toilets next to each other?
      If it's the same toilet, how to do that? Like, facing each other and one leg over the other?

    • @mrtophat12
      @mrtophat12 Рік тому

      ​@@modernmusic52Don't knock it till you try it. It's a great way to bond

    • @bongwatercrocodile315
      @bongwatercrocodile315 Рік тому +5

      The story is fake

  • @veronicap8953
    @veronicap8953 Рік тому +6

    listening to these long videos at the gym is truly an unparalleled experienced

  • @cousinted
    @cousinted Рік тому +28

    Quick little bit of errata for the Uwe Boll section: One other fun detail that wasn't included was that one of the critics Boll originally approached for the fight was the internet's own Seanbaby, who Boll decided not to fight after finding out he was an experienced Muay Thai kickboxer who also studied Brazilian ju-jitsu and was several weight classes above Boll.

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Рік тому +45

    I remember the day that the Cheated on Wife VR video dropped. I was in the school bus and instantly told my friend to his absolute disgust. Good day :)

    • @louspowels7120
      @louspowels7120 Рік тому +4

      r/thathappened

    • @JanetteChanning
      @JanetteChanning 12 днів тому

      @@louspowels7120What the hell is unrealistic about a kid getting a notification for a video from a UA-camr he likes, and telling his friend about the video topic, leading the friend to react with disgust?

  • @ferdinand12390
    @ferdinand12390 Рік тому +23

    say whatever you want about Uwe, but now i feel more respect towards him, besides, ironically he has made one of the closest game to movie adaptations, that being Postal

  • @biikuajet
    @biikuajet Рік тому +29

    The japanese biker story was absolutely awesome/wholesome.
    Seems like a genuinely nice dude.

    • @oniplus4545
      @oniplus4545 Рік тому +3

      I wanna agree with this statement but then I remembered that he always immediately blocked people who are simply asking questions about some rumors they heard before he got exposed and decided to be "a nice guy" afterwards

    • @JanetteChanning
      @JanetteChanning 12 днів тому

      @@oniplus4545Blocking people doesn't make you bad 💀

  • @supervoltekka593
    @supervoltekka593 Рік тому +9

    Uwe Boll owns a 5-star routine restaurant, while Lowtax went insane and an hero'd. So in the end, Uwe Boll wins life in general.

  • @justinmiller9546
    @justinmiller9546 5 місяців тому +2

    With the pee flight story it is amazingly coincidental and serendipitous that the witness' name sounds almost like Bout to charge you. Maybe if a pirate said it it would sound just like Bout to charge ye. Humorous.

  • @gingerarab7693
    @gingerarab7693 Рік тому +42

    If anyone asks what the pendant is about, just turn on the Swamps of Degobah story and walk away. I played the vid for my buddies and watched the disgust and horror wash over their faces as the story progressed, 10/10 will do again and totally worth it.

  • @IgoTpaynus69
    @IgoTpaynus69 Рік тому

    Wang is the best thing to watch late at night. Pls never stop making videos!!! Ur #1. As long as we have internet and weird people u will always have content and fans!!

  • @SoloKyoto
    @SoloKyoto Рік тому +5

    FINALLY someone else has seen Strange Days. Completely unrelated but a cool connection/reference i have noticed is the Brain Dances from Cyberpunk are reference to the memory disk from Strange Days.

  • @talesfromthetoiletseat8295
    @talesfromthetoiletseat8295 Рік тому +18

    The Rampart/ Woody Herralson one is possibly the funniest thing I have seen in years. It’s comedy gold

  • @Caffeinated_Acrobat
    @Caffeinated_Acrobat Рік тому +7

    "Are ya winnin' husband?"
    🤣😵

  • @rinrinruru1740
    @rinrinruru1740 Рік тому +6

    As a Dane I was told that the reason Boll could continue making his movies is because if a movie fails at the boxoffice and its made in germany, the goverment covers the fees of the movie, to encourage more movie directors to make movies and get Germany on the cinema map, or at least back then. I have no idea if this holds true, but it was a big thing going around here, that he loved making movies but intentionally made them sort of bad, to make sure he didn't have to pay for them down the line. Again it could just be a big fat rumor but i figured it would be a fun addition to the history of his movies to share what people here said about it.

  • @shmooglyoogly
    @shmooglyoogly Рік тому +4

    This channel is sweet. Really good content man and badass stache

  • @dacholoidutau5442
    @dacholoidutau5442 9 місяців тому

    Your compilations are the best to put on in the background while i'm drawing. Thank you!

  • @jelyse14
    @jelyse14 Рік тому +3

    1:04:18 This entire intro I fricking knew this story was going to be about the Silent Hill/Xenosaga/Xenogears nightmare wiki admin and editor.

  • @christurner6330
    @christurner6330 4 місяці тому +2

    I'm not circumcized and personally disagree with circumcision, but I agree that the Silent Hill post is batshit insane

  • @Kkismet
    @Kkismet Рік тому +5

    Oh my god i got an ad for a pizza delivery app right after dreamcast kid's mom asked him why it smelled like cheese and i cant stop laughing

  • @Wfalen
    @Wfalen 5 місяців тому +3

    "I originally only watched it because TV guide said there was gonna be boobs in it".
    The quintessencial way to finding good movies

  • @shutupdoug4976
    @shutupdoug4976 Рік тому +10

    My girlfriend is logged into my Google account on her devices to use my storage and UA-cam premium. She mostly uses safari but if she did use chrome she'd have my login for any website. If the couple used Reddit on a browser this might make sense. Or a shared ipad. Or literally just logging into the same account on different apps, they track each other's location constantly anyhow so it's not unbelievable

  • @kaibaiarrio1299
    @kaibaiarrio1299 Рік тому +38

    The man who became "pukachu" makes me so sad, but im not surprised a cop went with a bullshit story that makes no sense if you think 3 seconds about it just so everyone knows how much of a victim he is

    • @fabh9674
      @fabh9674 Рік тому

      Yeah, I honestly felt for the poor guy. Just wanted to enjoy a game and get shitfaced like every other sports fan. RIP Matthew.

  • @lilpetz500
    @lilpetz500 Рік тому +8

    Honestly, in the story about the biker, that stunning hair is what stood out to me most and that's the part that's real. As a woman myself, I would love to ask what his routine is if he's willing to share.
    And considering his stances on gender roles and yhe LGBTQ, I like to think that if he has any daughters he perhaps influenced them to explore these kinds of interests that girls don't usually feel free to be into (purely in a nonsexual, non parasocial, self fulfilling light)

  • @12hyenasinatrenchoat
    @12hyenasinatrenchoat Рік тому +6

    I spent all day listening to this while i play, ty dude your vids are awesome

  • @purplishblue2949
    @purplishblue2949 Рік тому +3

    Yay, Strange Days is also one of my alltime favorites.

  • @iam16bits
    @iam16bits Рік тому +7

    The timing of this was perfect. Thank you for getting me through my Saturday shift!

  • @rebeccaryancross
    @rebeccaryancross Рік тому +3

    I audibly said “noooooooo.” To the Miku situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i didn’t think she’d pass like that 😢😂

  • @saltslag1287
    @saltslag1287 Рік тому +7

    Ok so hear me out. Maybe the circumcision guy was just really into Parasite Eve. Maybe he just thought all survival horror had weird reproductive organ body horror. Maybe???

  • @maivaiva1412
    @maivaiva1412 11 місяців тому +1

    the dreamcast story is somehow so wholesome 😂 ”this time i aimed right and didn’t hit anything”

  • @BluePhoenix1973
    @BluePhoenix1973 11 місяців тому +4

    That poor kid ! As a mom of both a boy and a girl (both grown now) I can't imagine gossiping about my child's very personal and embaressing experiences...If I was that kid I would think twice about going to my parents unless absolutely nessesary. My mother was a gossip and something always told to consider that before telling her anything. It's one thing if a parent talks to another parent to get advice on how to deal this something going on with their child, it's whole other thing when you set out to embaress your child. I think that's cruel.

  • @Dawg2005
    @Dawg2005 Рік тому +7

    Uwe Boll had a legit redemption arc

  • @scott9107
    @scott9107 Рік тому +3

    I love whang when I'm drunk. Come to think of it.... the only time I'm not grossed out indulging in whang is when I'm drunk, go figure.

  • @rozelia_the_octo06
    @rozelia_the_octo06 Рік тому +3

    I've known about the guy who married miku for a few years, and to be honest, I used to be jealous of him! Now, i have a ton of respect, and if I can't find IRL love, at least i can joke to myself I'll marry some random fictional character or something, which would make me feel better. I genuinely hope that his life may be filled with more happiness if a virtual experience can be made for people like him, and that he truly cherishes Miku forever.

  • @supershygirl1680
    @supershygirl1680 Рік тому +2

    Whang should've put me in here

  • @MasterOfKnowledge.
    @MasterOfKnowledge. Рік тому +1

    1:26:11 Every time I watch that video, this part always fucking gets me. "You fucking toilet sponge" LOL

  • @gameTightSara213
    @gameTightSara213 Рік тому +2

    Loved the trumpet guy callback

  • @ledgaming6489
    @ledgaming6489 Рік тому +3

    These compilations are awesome. One big marathon

  • @luciousp226
    @luciousp226 Рік тому +4

    Just what I needed, thanks Whang!

  • @wr-sc7et
    @wr-sc7et 3 дні тому

    Having the Rusty Cage WGFD song in the background of the dog f'er story is the icing on top

  • @FeetFirstIntoWoodChipper
    @FeetFirstIntoWoodChipper Рік тому +3

    Hey, there's the Turkish man who believed he can fly. His name is/was Sabri Bey, I think. I like the biker, Nakajima.

  • @toxicbangbang
    @toxicbangbang 4 місяці тому

    Casually listening while i clean my house... wtaf is up with the Silent Hill dudes 😂😂 i stopped everything to actively listen to this one. My gawdddd 😂

  • @emeraldia2009
    @emeraldia2009 Місяць тому +3

    1:49:35 symphogear mention

  • @amj.composer
    @amj.composer 7 місяців тому

    The Miku was simply amazing. Dude's low-key amazing

  • @hazybubblegum
    @hazybubblegum Рік тому

    For the Uwe Boll portion, that scene in Postal where the terrorists and the ex-employee are arguing about whos going to terrorize and blow up the building is fucking hilarious though lmao. I also live where he lives and now im on a mission to meet him because i am living for his "go fuck yourself" attitude

  • @alainultimo
    @alainultimo Рік тому +2

    11:14 as a former IT support i would say most people are unable to explain how the most simple technology works. My bet is that she meant "they shared the same account/login to reddit"

  • @Merrunz
    @Merrunz Рік тому +1

    Great video. Loved the "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" songs in the background.

  • @Long_Boy420
    @Long_Boy420 Рік тому +1

    Every time I see a whang video my day gets better

  • @markhirsch6301
    @markhirsch6301 Рік тому +9

    Honestly the silent hill story is alex jomes tier insanity and i love it

  • @MonicaSakura-ry3gm
    @MonicaSakura-ry3gm Рік тому

    Can't stop laughing.
    -Hey, cool ring, where did you get it?
    _Oh my, let me tell you the story, it's a wild one. Have you heard of two girls and one cup?
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

  • @thomashurd8858
    @thomashurd8858 Рік тому +1

    Just in time lol, just finished binging all the other compilations yesterday

  • @bbyjscx
    @bbyjscx 7 місяців тому

    I absolutely love Whang, always amazed, confused and disgusted when I stop by this channel 😂❤

  • @iolandad.381
    @iolandad.381 Рік тому +2

    Circumcision dude... Sounds a bit like freaking of Onision of all people xD

  • @christopersanchez5776
    @christopersanchez5776 Рік тому +1

    Yay whang posted

  • @turdferguson2
    @turdferguson2 7 місяців тому

    I was just picking up food and listening to this and the guy behind the counter said 'Ohhh is that Whang', first time this has ever happened lol

  • @peaceseeker123
    @peaceseeker123 Рік тому +1

    Strange days is one of the best movies. When I steal shit I picture myself filming a video to thrill aliens watching it hahah Jk I don’t steal that’s wrong

  • @InsanityPlusOne
    @InsanityPlusOne 2 місяці тому

    Fuck yeah, my man behind the postal movies kickin some ass.
    The artform of the bad movie owes Uwe a lot and Postal was the perfect project for him.

  • @rouyakumakono8411
    @rouyakumakono8411 4 місяці тому

    For the VR story: since they have iPhones (since they mention Apple HomeKit), there is iCloud Family and you can set so you share app downloads, contacts, logins, basically everything that's saved in iCloud. And there are times when you add edits to an app, it can change for all devices within the family, especially when the account is labeled as an "adult" rather than a "child".

  • @robertvizza654
    @robertvizza654 Рік тому +2

    holy shit, silent hill circumcision dudes initial post was so obviously personal. This guy has had no outlet to say all this bs, so when he found something that he could barley connect to his circumcision rant while also preaching everything to a sizable group of people you can best believe he took advantage of it lol.

  • @meat3958
    @meat3958 Рік тому +3

    This is the first time I’ve ever been able to be this early for a video, can’t go wrong with two hours+ worth of whang 🌚

  • @G50016
    @G50016 Рік тому +2

    The only thing I can remember about my Dreamcast is that, it was LOUD lol! *VVVVVVVVV!* :P I preferred Gamecube with Spider Man 2. Oh! Or X-Men Legends 2!

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp Рік тому +2

    6:01 KEEP YO REAL ONES ON SPEED DIAL 🥶🥶

  • @xellanoir
    @xellanoir Рік тому

    My whang is ready to listen to all of this at work