Top 10 reasons why I made this video
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- Опубліковано 19 січ 2021
- This video exists, and here are top 10 reasons why. You may not learn much Polish today, but at least you'll be able to appreciate my outstanding video editing skills. So professional, much quality, almost worth watching!
ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵉᵗ ʷᵉ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵉᵈ
when he died
he somehow left behind
a mansion full of other people’s skulls
the odd thing is they never found his own
Now he is HowToPolish the white
@@eyemoisturizer when he died
when he died
he somehow left behind
strange symbols on the floor beneath his corpse
@@bradyhem When he died
On a dark and stromy night
They telephoned his wife
Who reacted with delight
But gradually her voice begin to fade
To nothing and the laughing record played
The laughing record played!
"My mom wanted me to." is the best reason to do anything :)
@Ghost Dagreat Its like order that you cant ignore xd
@@zeroone32 good soldier follow orders
my mom wanted me to die
my mum wanted to abort me
@@nagi9990 lol so true - what fax!
The return of the king.
Powrót króla
👌
👌👌👌
Zajebisty film btw
Probably...
Top 10 reasons why I wrote this comment
1. Cheap clickbait for likes
2. I'm bored
3. my mom told me to
4. I think it'd be funny
5. I havent commented in a while
6. Capitalize on his sudden surge of popularity
7. to make me feel like life has meaning
8. To see how people will react to this comment
9. to get a heart from howtopolish
10. I felt like it
Beans
Seems understandable, have a nice day
Denied
Top 10 reasons I clicked the like button on this comment
1. I like this comment
2. This comment deserves more attention
3. Liking this comment makes it more likely to get a heart
4. Liking this comment makes me feel like I helped someone today
5. Because I want to share this comment and liking it lets more people see it
6. Because it would be rude to read this comment and not like it.
7. Because then I could write this reply
8. Because I didn't have a reason not to like this comment and it only took a second of my life
9. Because liking this comment makes it more likely for my reply to get seen by more people
10. Because I wanted to
@@kaboomgaming4255 .
Can you teach us how to say: "Imagine being Polish? Couldn't be me."
Omg I want to learn "Imagine speaking Polish" now
@@eyezone7958 wyobraź sobie mówić po polsku. No thanks
Wyobraź sobie być Polakiem🙄✋kurde ja bym tak nie potrafiła
@@funkymonks8333 how can I say that?
@@killervfrost7260 Check in translate google
*TO ON, ON WRÓCIŁ!*
(Translation: IT'S HIM, HE RETURNED!)
@Umikali o procencie (%) zapomniałeś
@Umikali Mało
Pewnie masz racje
Taaa, nie da sie ukryć xd
Tak nareszcie!
I found this channel like 3 weeks ago and they haven’t uploaded for 2 years then this just drops
Yeah same xd
same lol
Same, I subscribed to watch his videos later then all of a sudden I get a notification for this lol
Same
I'm with this channel since 2017.
Mate i came across these videos trying to find out how to polish silver...this is far better
to polish silver you have to first say
"SREBRO!"
Get some 1 micron silicone bristle disks from 3M for a rotary tool.
Nareszcie kurwa 2 lata minęły
Hah
Tak wkońcu mój ulubiony kanał do nauki angielskiego się odezwał
EZZZ W DUPE NARESZCIE EEZZZZZzZZ
to teraz będziesz czekać następne posrane 5
@@youremother. ikr
I like how his mom inspired him to make videos again, truly a wholesome mother
It's actually because she thought that his life was meaningless and wanted him to accomplish something before he dies
THE POLISH KING HAS RETURNED OH GOSH WE WERE SO WORRIED BC OF THE CLIFFHANGER U LEFT ON UR LAST VID
uploads videos -> doesn't get views
doesn't upload videos -> gets a lot of views
yes, it is time to upload again
Last seen online: 2 years ago
*HowtoPolish* is now playing: _Wpierdol Simulator 2021_
xd
so hes playing real life?
I think He touched polish grass and got addicted to it
The legend is back babyyy!
Hello, after years of trying to obtain German, Spanish or Italian citizenship and failing miserably due to lack of documentation, I have achieved Polish citizenship and I need to learn Polish to escape Latin America, so I am waiting for more videos like this to learn Polish properly.
Thanks a lot kurwa
Buena suerte compa, ojalá le den sus papeles :D
Wrócił człowiek, który uświadomił nam wszystkim, jak ważne jest dla nas jedno słowo, które potrafi wyrazić więcej, niż 10000 słów!!!
Kurwa
@@Po_Co kurwa
Jeszcze jak
@@fournofour +1
@@teo-medesi kurwa
OMFG, He had returned, everyone celebrate!
Right. And as a diligent student of our master, I can translate your sentence for our emigra... that's means friends.
O mój kurwa Boże, on powrócił, radujcie się wszyscy!
Or: O Boże kurwa, wrócił. Świętujmy wszyscy!
@@tkinmotorowerowy8804 As a Polish person i can confirm that's correct
Un-ironically I think a genuine video on how to start learning Polish would be a fantastic video
Oh baby i can finale get learn polish agein I cant wait
Omg you're back!!!
To be honest I've not here to learn polish but I'm going to watch all the videos anyway
TY ŻYJESZ!
Ja takk xDD
@@user-dc5kv6nb1m تناول الشاي البارد في واكاندا مع الشاي الباردعلى شاي بارد في واكاندا على الرغم من الشاي البارد لواكانداتناول الشاي البارد في واكاندا على الرغم من الشاي الباردتناول الشاي البارد في واكاندا على الرغم من الشاي الباردأنا بخيرحسنامرحبا انا رجل رائع أنا بخيرحسنامرحبا انا رجل رائعأنا بخيرحسنامرحبا انا رجل رائع أنا بخيرحسنامرحبا انا رجل رائع
@@user-dc5kv6nb1m nie do ciebie
Yo i literally found this channel yesterday saying to myself "such a shame he is not active anymore."
HE'S BACK
I literally subscribed 2 days ago lucky me lol
British people really want and need to learn Polish, it is the second most spoken languages here, you make it fun, please send more and keep the comedy in 🤓
Fajnie że wróciłeś :)
Bardzo fajnie
Mocno fajnie
bardzo bardzo fajnie
Thank you so much for coming back! Like you said I discovered your channel just recently and my girlfriend is polish and through your videos I hope I can learn polish a bit. I want to talk to her parents a bit more. Thank you again for coming back!
He’s back!!!
The day we feast gentleman, the legend is back!
Thank you from the mountain
Please very.
For me personally, this is among the best youtube videos out there.
oldschool, honest, and so Polish
Ten uczuć, gdy dowiadujesz się, że stary, dobry Kurt, którego pamiętasz z czasów europki jest weebem.
Mushoku Tensei good animu.
Welcome back! Love the video! Don’t forget to take care of yourself!!
Człowiek kultury.
this video feels very sarcastic and not sarcastic at all at the same time
Why are we all writing in English if only Polish people watch it?
Tak!! Powróciłeś
Please keep making videos, this is the best channel to learn polish. And also Bannerlord is more addicting than heroin.
no one expected but everyone needed
He came back from the dead!
Hes back baby
Honestly love these videos man, I’m from England and I have a polish girl friend l, I have been trying to learn polish for about 6 months then stumbled over your videos a couple of weeks ago and got quite sad that you stopped uploading, really excited for more of your content keep it up
As someone who just discovered your channel watched all your videos in the last ten minutes, glad to see that you're back
Ha ha! We got this! The great king of polish language had a great comeback
On Wrócił He's back
FINALLY! I'm relieved now that u updated again!
My polish fiancée just told me about this channel, I was hopping it would help me learn polish, now I just want to see more.
o kurwa, wróciłeś
now I can continue learning język polski, no to zajebiscie
What's the full list of shows you're watching this season? Personally, I'm watching 9 shows at once so far (mostly sequels).
At the moment it looks like this:
Dr. Stone
Higurashi
Jaku-Chara Tomozaki-Kun
Jujutsu Kaisen
Kaifuku Jutsushi no Yarinaoshi
Kumo Desu ga
Mushoku Tensei
Ore dake Haireru Kakushi Dungeon
Re:Zero
Shingeki no Kyojin
Tatoeba Last Dungeon
Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken
Yakusoku no Neverland
Some of them I might drop. I wanted to also watch Log Horizon, but I watched previous seasons so long ago, that I'd need to watch them again first. Also I'll eventually get to 5-toubun no Hanayome and Yuru Camp, but I haven't seen the previous seasons at all so far, so that's also on my list.
Fuck I'm a weeb.
@@HowtoPolish
@HowtoPolish
For me it's:
Yakusoku no Neverland (season 2)
Gotoubun no Hanayome (season 2)
Hataraku Saibou (season 2)
Hataraku Saibou Black
Yuru Camp (season 2)
Tensei shitara Slime Datta Ken (season 2)
Dr. Stone: Stone Wars
Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation
Re: Zero (season 2)
And I'm literally starting Horimiya at this very moment.
I can definitely recommend Goutoubun no Hanayome (it's not high art but it's a fun time) but a lot of manga readers tell me the ending is disappointing or something like that. As for Yuru Camp, I'd say it's very much unlike any other anime out there. It's a chill vibe distilled into a show and you really need to slow down to watch it so you need to be in the right mood. If you're looking for a nice, calming experience I'd definitely recommend it.
Which of those shows you listed are your favorites so far? Mine probably has to be Re: Zero but it's subject to change.
Mushoku Tensei, Jujutsu Kaisen, Attack on Titan and Yakusoku no Neverland, in that order. Re:Zero, Higurashi and Dr Stone would probably be next.
I like Re: Zero as a show, but I hate the main character, so I have mixed feelings.
@@HowtoPolish yeah Subaru's a really flawed character so I can see why you wouldn't like him. Personally, I feel his flaws make him more interesting than the average Protagonist-kun but it also makes him really annoying sometimes. Also, Mushoku Tensei is also pretty good so far so I can see why it's your favorite. I hope the quality keeps up because I've seen isekai shows start good and end poorly before.
PERFECT CHANNEL, I feel blessed for seeing your vids on my recommended today
I'm so glad you're back!! Keep making vids!
Return Of The King
WELCOME BACK!!!
Literially clicked this video to check if hes not dead
You're in the top 3 reasons why I wish I was born in Poland. Your videos are immaculate.
legend back
yay you back
I subbed only a like week ago
found this guy today, watched all of his videos in a couple minutes...need more. dawajj
damn i love this kind of videos so much! And i would love to see more videos from you
Zycie jest bez sensu i wszyscy zginiemy. I do want more videos tho, they're actually funny and it's obvious you have a talent for being entertaining and funny :)
Dude came back from the hell that is australia.
Królu, powróciłeś. Tęskniłam.
HowToPolish be like:
- I wtedy umrzalam.
-O tak pamietam to.
-Ale ku*wa zyje
-Silna kobieta ja j*bie
Umarłam*
tak w memie było
You have beautiful voice.
I'm so happy you are alive! That last video was so dark. Welcome back :)
Just discovered the channel, I'm so glad he came back!
01:15 NICCCCCCCE you watch attack on titan, I see you're a Man of culture as well
Good job deciphering that screenshot, it's so blurry I can hardly read it myself ;p
@@HowtoPolish I saw
Attack on Titan
Jujutsu Kaisen
Mushoku Tensei
Re:Zero (Maybe)
Dr. Stone Stone Wars (Most uncreative name ever)
Tatoeba Last Dungeon
That"s all I was able to decipher mostly because I've seen these titles elsewhere
Eyyy Mushoku tensei is the chad isekai.
Thank you for coming back
YOU'RE BACK, THIS YEAR IS GREAT ALREADY
Oh my god thank god
legends never die
Lmfao!! Legit discovered this channel 10 days ago. Subscribed. And was sad to see the last video was 2 years ago.
And now all of a sudden, a poll and a video..
Thank me later guys! It was my subscribing that bought him back 😉
You've returned just in time, thank you
HEY GUYS
THE KING RETURN
HE KILLED THE DRAGON
LOOK
*JEDZĘ DUPĘ!*
(Translation: HE'S BAACK)
When we needed him the most he's back...
Holy shit i waited 2 years for this king to come back again
On żyje! Jest słaby i wiele zapomniał, ale... żyje!
O kurwa.
good to have you back
glad to know you have great taste in strategy games!
1:11 10 anime series at the same time? huh, finally a worthy opponent. 22
Ten film zmienił moje życie o 180°! Dwa razy! (Fak you, I am the best.)
YES I just got this channel randomly recommended to me last week, and even though the chances of you returing seemed pretty slim--- I subbed nonetheless! :D
...I don't even learn Polish lol
Your videos are just the best and i have no idea why. But they are.
Now I can finally continue learning polish
Please make more videos if you can. Your content is great. ❤️
OHMYGOD, YOU ARE GOOD AND ALIVE!!
I was actually so worried XD
even tho I don't know him, I was worried that something really bad happend.. I didn't want to offend you, or to make you feel we wanted you to die, because we don't want to! you have a great sense of humor and we all like that! keep that! I'll be commenting on every video you make if that will give you a motivation, that what you do isn't pointless, but rather a great idea to make your life a little more interesting ❤️
make a video on how to polish (clean) things.
Came back after watching said anime, this guy has an interesting taste.
I’m subscribed now,this is quality content
i dont regret finding this channel
SS: Yeah, exactly the kind of content that I need in my life.
I never would have guessed you are into Paradox Games and Anime.
Plz keep making videos. For real.
Love it!
Man plays some real good games props to ya.
Plot twist: He used "scheduled publishing".
this can be easily debunked with #8