1:24 imagine being stranded in the middle of the desert, you ran out of water and food. You suddenly hear music, you know it is a sign of human civilization, and then you see this, 2 hours later you die, but at lest the music gave you some hope
cody rentzel I actually live in Annapolis and saw the PETA billboard but y'know we're MARYLAND crabs are our THING. It got taken down after someone graffitied it.
I am Finnish can confirm we don't exist we just are Nordics and Slavs that made a myth called Finland and then made a hologram and made it seem real while we laugh from pluto
Thugresa yeah i just looked it up. I guess i'm just used to hearing last names like Kazlauskaitė, Bureika, Dzetavechaitė, Baranauskas and so on, but i have never met a person named Urbonas... because they don't exist, like Australia
11:16 actually since you can sometimes spawn a endermite by tossing the pearl that would suggest it's actually a egg since the only other item in the game to have that feature it's a normal chicken egg It ain't endermen who drop the pearl it's the enderwomen
The guy with the cane's Stand is [Smooth Criminal/Smooth Burglar] The Rabid guy is [21 Savage/21 Crazy] The guy with books is [King Heroin/Emperor Drug] The jacked guy is [Gummo/Gums]
12:16 I think that's a 'Black Dynamite' comic. A messed-up-in-a-funny-way kind of show + some movies. Edit: Yip. Just search "Black Dynamite and the Medusa" & that's the first image you'll see.
Hey emkay so glad that you finally reached 1 million subscribers Edit: thank you guys so much for over fifty likes this is the first time I've gotten over 2 thank you so much
One kid in my bros class didn't know what yo mama jokes were so my bro and his friends were saying stuff like "yo mama so fat" and "yo mama so ugly" then this one kid comes up and goes "my mama is so nice she makes dinner every night"
THE BEST SUPERPOWER IS PROBABILITY: You can change the chance of anything happening. What's the chance I grow magestical wings and can fly with them? 100% What's the chance I ace this test? 100% What's the chance I die? 0% What's the chance I get overly famous? 100% Can't make a descision?: What's the chance of me eating pancakes for breakfast? 50% What's the chance of me eating waffles for breakfast? 50% YOU CAN DO LITERALLY ANYTHING: What's the chance I have every good power ever known? 100% *_A N Y T H I N G_*
5 років тому+14
7:02 And we'd like to stay that way, thank you. :D
For a while, telekinesis was my favorite super power, but shapeshifting has become a close second, contending for first. Even if it's not being used practically, it could still be super fashionable!
That stare is to dispassionate for the stares little kids give me. They are using have way more intensity to them. Like they have never seen anything like me before and they can't figure out weather to be afraid or not. It's always just enough to make my instincts see them as a threat, like my hind brain thinks they are some sort of wild animal which is about to attack and it puts me on edge.
2:35 I got in trouble for putting a background that had a mentally disabled looking buzzlight year. And it said"when the school shooter is about to leave but your skechers light up" with that mentally disabled looking buzz for the picture. Got two days of iss. Was worth it to the max.
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ www.reddit.com/r/EmKay ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
hells yeah :))
👀👀
Wasaaaaaaaaaaaa emkay
yay.
👌🏻
emkay: *owns a subreddit*
also emkay: *promotes it like heck*
also emkay: *_doesn't make a video on it_*
My long lost brother? Yellow hand?
@Zoui
Not really
@@zoui8215 what the heck
Nvm
Clickbait I subbed btw
1:24
imagine being stranded in the middle of the desert, you ran out of water and food. You suddenly hear music, you know it is a sign of human civilization, and then you see this, 2 hours later you die, but at lest the music gave you some hope
Manttus
That picture was giving me plenty of existential dread as it is, and now you've made it even better.
underrated
Are u a hampter?
A "hemi-goblin" is someone whose dad was a carpenter, and whose mother was the monster under the bed.
No there mom was IN the bed
2:20 missed chance to call him puppywise. For shame, Damien. For shame.
Not Pennywoof?
F*ck both of these are good
tbh Damien's humour is pretty shitty
@@IDK-yx2lr get away from our emperors channel
IDK you're not wrong
0:56 I saw Shrek 2 in theaters when I was 2. I never knew puberty could hit so fast
@noah Stewart same
2:20
Emkay: *gasp* it’s doggywise
Me: no it’s puppywise
DemonChild0759 ArtLover
Puppywise is better. Most likely because the “P”
Ip
1:15 **PETA puts up ad for going vegan**
Florida Businessman: *You dare challenge me mortal?*
I read the Florida part in the Daedric voice from Skyrim.
if it's Floridaman, he moved to Maryland. that billboard is/was in Baltimore.
cody rentzel
I actually live in Annapolis and saw the PETA billboard but y'know we're MARYLAND crabs are our THING. It got taken down after someone graffitied it.
EmKay: "Finland doesn't exist"
* laughs in Australian *
Ya Boi hahahahahahahahaah
i don’t get it
I am Finnish can confirm we don't exist we just are Nordics and Slavs that made a myth called Finland and then made a hologram and made it seem real while we laugh from pluto
ₒₖ
Glory to the swedish empire! 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
Julijonas Urbonas is like harry potter spell or something
Hermione : Its juli-Yo-nas not juli-Jo-nas
@@TheDukeOfLithuania it is
I lost it at that
fun fact. Ours
words ends
with -as -us -is, others countries say we sound
as if hissing. Knowing what it means, all countrie from slytherin.
its a lithuanian name im pretty sure
Me: *Sees finland* :D
EmKay: Im sorry for my finnish viewers but your country is merely a illusion.
Me: D:
Olin jo lähössä kovaa vauhtia torille:(
@@alludzzz8154 Illuusio torille ?
@@markokoisti5757 kyllä
Are you turning to dust
@@giant9211 yes please help
Pennywise: come down we have popcorn
Damien: nah I'm good dawg
Pennywise: we got cute puppies and cats here
Damien:* goes down into the sewer quickly*
9:43
Emkay: "The people you see on the bus.."
Me: That's a train right?
the same with 10:58 how does he not know what notre dame is
"Hemo-goblin" -Emkay 2019
*C O M M U N I S E M*
*Goblin Slayer: DID SOMEBODY SAY GOBLINS!!!!!!!*
Delete the h and what do you get? .... emo..goblin
Haemogoblin
shark
I'm Lithuanian (same as jujijonas urbonas) and even I his name fucking weard, it's like two names glued together
I was just about to comment about his name and like???
I have never heard a last name in Lithuania as URBONER- i mean Urbonas.
This is probably the first time i have seen a lithunian comment in my whole life
@@joutakujo9773 vidmantas urbonas (swimmer). Als
Funny Valentine bruh theres plenty of people with a last name urbonas, it’s pretty common actually
Thugresa yeah i just looked it up. I guess i'm just used to hearing last names like Kazlauskaitė, Bureika, Dzetavechaitė, Baranauskas and so on, but i have never met a person named Urbonas...
because they don't exist, like Australia
"Will Smith... OBLITERATE!"
Will Will Smith smith Will Smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith Will Smith.
I have the left nut of will smith
Calm down exodia
GG but Blue-eyes is better
Change my mind
I like ya cut g
This is just, cursed imagines but on drugs way worse than drugs.
Pineapple_Pen🍎🍍 ah yes cursed imagines
ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAN (I'm sorry)
Long pen 🖊 🖊
,,Julijonas Urbonas" is lithuanian name. Thats why it sounds like a wizzards name
@@7evenZee not wizards. demons.
All Lithuanians are wizards.
MILK!!! YEAH!!!! Can we just all agree on demon-wizards
@@7evenZee Pretty sure they're wizard-demons.
armaggedon390 good point
The people’s jokes
EmKay: ...
His own jokes:
EmKay:😂🤣😂🤣😂
Wheeze
0:00-0:05 is damien trying to react to a meme he reacted to 5 times before
pepperTV EXACTLY LIKE cmon just say it was funny the first time ...
yeah my dude cross channel fans
11:30 “fuck shsheeeeee”
Emkay-2019
N o. S t o p. T h e. Q o u t e s.
Qoutes arent funny
@@Hillls_ same with my other thing LEARN TO SPELL QUOTES
i enjoy a good meme channel that DOESN'T USE A GOD DAMN TEXT TO SPEECH.
i appreciate you, emkay.
"Hemogoblin", Damien, 2019
*Estranged laughter*
The M&M mascots and cannibals. There are ads where they EAT M&M’s. Not even gonna lie.
Because you don't eat fruity colored children?
PurpleShadow 108 those are the abortions
You've obviously never seen a cinnamon toast crunch ad. (Shudder)
Just some Lesbian Karen with internet access I have and omg 😨 I don’t see how ads like that make people want to eat those foods
My mans failed biology if he thinks those words are fake xD
To be fair though, erytropoietin is quite specifc.
Please do an r/emkay video, I want to see the horrors this community has created. Also congrats on 1 mill 🐙
Why don't you just go there?
It would just be funnier/ nicer to hear Damien's reactions and to know what he thinks about it and stuff
EmuAntonia Damien’s laugh can make anything funnier
Ed_004 literallyyyy
Julijonas Urbonas: makes murder ride.
'This is for my parents'.
its a lithuanian name im pretty sure
11:16 actually since you can sometimes spawn a endermite by tossing the pearl that would suggest it's actually a egg since the only other item in the game to have that feature it's a normal chicken egg
It ain't endermen who drop the pearl it's the enderwomen
aidan sabatinelli what if endermites are parasites living in the endermens testicle
Auraaa_ 😭😂
9:46
Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
Part 9: Down on the underground
The guy with the cane's Stand is [Smooth Criminal/Smooth Burglar]
The Rabid guy is
[21 Savage/21 Crazy]
The guy with books is
[King Heroin/Emperor Drug]
The jacked guy is
[Gummo/Gums]
@@SnowBaller985 thanks for already making crunchyroll's life easier
Wait a minuite
THERE ARE 4 PEOPLE
Mr gun man is shacing
@@JustOhara Mista is crying in a corner
“I have the right ear of Will Smith”
*Shows left ear*
𝚂𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚂𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚑'𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚎𝚊𝚛
It's his right ear you fucking troglodite
@@jorge8596 don't expect that you're going on r/rareinsults Kyle's brother, Jorge
You didn't even
@@shrimp5444 Did I offend you somehow
Hemo *goblin* hemoglobling. Damien would be the best science teacher
All the DnD players just started scribbling notes
TrashDeviant 😂😂 10/10 reply
Nobody gonna talk about how Damien just hit 1 mil?
apparently no
Shhhhh don't tell him
A kid in my class put a women’s rights book in the fantasy section in my school’s library
At 10:35, the Korean part says "I'm a diamond dealer"
Nope
yukyuksuwu r/wooosh
@@Sy_cg
How is that an r/woooosh
It actually says "I'm a diamond user looking for a dealer to play with me", just wanted to point that out :)
LPSWeirdCow13 that’s the point I don’t get it sooooo now it’s an r/wooosh
5:26 I just tried to say that and my furniture started floating
Us lithuanians can confirm this. (Check my name)
@@zuikis121- :D
Bruh the comment you copied that off is right above yours lol
I said it and I started manually powersliding
me at the end: (coughs really weird and violently)
me again: what hellish demon just left my body
I'm actually finnish and that book one cracked me up 😂
Tavataanko Torilla? LoL
@@not3oF Helvetissä
Nice try
You could say that joke had you Finnish'
@@eloisearthrell2832 You kinda look like obama
Things I hate using 1080p and the images are in 480p
Stfu you can still read it cant you
Oh my goodness I was expecting like 15 likes not 165
"You can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon-" THIS guy knows what's up!
6:53 so Russia lost 400k soldiers to a fictional country? Damn Finland is powerful.
Yes.
Yes
.seY
Juan Cortez Muro nein
@Juan Cortez Muro leave before I make Simo Hayha's kill count look like a joke.
10:42
*_I’M WHEEZING WHY’D HE PRONOUNCE NARUTO LIKE THAT-_*
@PSYKL0NE TCA some people's first languages are actually not English.
@@carwynscorner Na-ru-to is the proper Japanese pronunciation
What so funny i don't get.
@@carwynscorner I'm finding this extremely hard to explain in text XD
Google Translate
Emkay: he made a death coaster
Also Emkay: haha funny wizard name
How DARE you doubt my country I thought we were over this
I wish Finland was fictional, I'd love to be a fictional character. I mean, my life is already like a depressing drama film
Hihi, a fellow finn?
Moi mitä äijä mistä päin suomee ооt
@@olisa76 Moro moro, Helsingistähän mä
Moi
Dont be sad fishbrother, at least santa lives close to your home. greetings from hungary.
I was having a rough time, but clicking on this video immediately made me laugh, thanks ❤️
3:48
I laughed so hard I missed the rest of the post and had to rewind it.
... hemogoblin ...
So theres goblin in my body?
12:16 I think that's a 'Black Dynamite' comic.
A messed-up-in-a-funny-way kind of show + some movies.
Edit: Yip. Just search "Black Dynamite and the Medusa" & that's the first image you'll see.
Thx
The "still got a taste for something sweet" *k I l l e d m e*
Make sure to congratulate Damien and his editors for 1 mil!!!
Nobody:
Not even Gio:
EmKay: Hemogoblin
Gio? Giorno Giovanna?
I swear if gio features a jojo reference in his videos I'll pose really hard
Actual Argonian Giofilms, another Reddit channel.
9:42
I can only hear the pillar men theme when I look at that,
Ayayayaya
*WHO JUST AWAKEN THEM*
@@PurpleShadow108 *AWAKEN MY MASTERS*
scientists have found shrek 2 makes you grow up 20x quicker
Yes the holy legends has hit 1M
He hit it before the Area 51 raid
We will find ghoul trooper
@Juan Cortez Muro Get out of here and advertise elsewhere.
Damien is my favorite commentary for Emkay but everybody is great
“i have”
*zooms in on will smiths left ear*
“the right ear of will smith”
I have never seen such a beautiful thumbnail before
11:22 So what about the enderman that give 3 enderpearls and the weapons with enchantments to drop even more. *Ender dragon chuckles from behind*
The reverse mermaid feels more like a “bad taste, great execution” to me
its disneys remake
Ah yes, a fellow intellectual.
Hey emkay so glad that you finally reached 1 million subscribers
Edit: thank you guys so much for over fifty likes this is the first time I've gotten over 2 thank you so much
NO ONE LIKE
it is at 69 likes
@Planet 51 to late...
7:47 me and the boys searching up things strangers tell us to search up
Humanity: God’s version of r/imsorryjon.
9:51 no there on a whole train of existence. 👉🤡👉
Leave
No please stay
“Kid died lol”
Her next update is to changer her status from single mom to just single
Finnish viewers be like
Ight bout to head out
Who?
Im from finland
@@lebanditenjoyer Sama
I'm a finn and I exist, or do I?
Perhaps.
torilla tavataan m8
Me kaikki ollaan vaan sum mielikuvitusta, on aika nukkua lapsi rakas. Kun heräät me emme ole emää tääl
What is this strange language
Torilla tavataan
Torilla tavataan
* finishes video*
"Time to read some Manga"
4:31 -> that "bald man" is actually a cosplay of the main character of one punch man, saitama xD
So not a captain Sulu cosplay? ;-;
One kid in my bros class didn't know what yo mama jokes were so my bro and his friends were saying stuff like "yo mama so fat" and "yo mama so ugly" then this one kid comes up and goes "my mama is so nice she makes dinner every night"
Those gummy bears and worms look like the movie Dune.
Don’t eat the spice my dude
2:22 I think you mean... Puppywise, how did you not put that together
I like how he doesn’t care about the rollercoaster that kills people, he only cares about *Julius Urbonas*
The blood one is pronounced
He moe glow bin
Hemoglobin is what makes blood red
Finland teaches you that in 4th grade
Something something carries oxygen.
"It was the best of times..."
"It was the _Blursed_ of times?!"
Damien's wheezing at the pictures are funnier than the pictures themselves
to anyone who cant read korean: 혼몽: im a dia rein user any dealer that wants to group? 10:27
I'm Finish person and now I am questoning my contrys excistense. Thanks, I hate it.
Lmao, sis needs some english lessons. 😂
@@ptennila try To speak finnish tho
@@osku2961 Ai minäkö? Kyllä suomi mulla hyvi mennee. XD
@@ptennila no se on hyvä kuulla :D
@@osku2961 :D))))
2:37 I used to love looking at the new backgrounds for the computers in the computer lab at my school whenever i could
Im Finnish and offended why there isnt a book about holocaust
Yeah! I want a book about how 9/11 was an inside job!
Motorhead is amazing.
Lemmy Kilmister r/wooosh
@@burningthefieldsmegadeth and dave mustaine rock!!
@@ahmadshaeelakhtar9715
They do indeed.
8:16 it looks like naruto getting chakra from the nine tailed fox
Your right but shut up
SpOILErS
Im not here for the content, im here for your laughs. They are just the best.
Susan Hojcicki: INSTA-DEMONETIZED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Why am I not surprised?🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
What
r/ youngpeopleyoutube
Julijonas Urbonas is lithuanian, It doesnt sound like that in lithuanian 😂😂😂
Dzulidzjonas Ulbonas. You've never heard of him?
How do you pronounce it then
@@burntpancakes5574 the ju is not dzu but iu and jo is io and on is long o like the word on
THE BEST SUPERPOWER IS PROBABILITY: You can change the chance of anything happening.
What's the chance I grow magestical wings and can fly with them? 100%
What's the chance I ace this test? 100%
What's the chance I die? 0%
What's the chance I get overly famous? 100%
Can't make a descision?:
What's the chance of me eating pancakes for breakfast? 50%
What's the chance of me eating waffles for breakfast? 50%
YOU CAN DO LITERALLY ANYTHING:
What's the chance I have every good power ever known? 100%
*_A N Y T H I N G_*
7:02 And we'd like to stay that way, thank you. :D
Still can't believe Tolkien invented a country with such a freaky language.
8:42
When you hold drive at the start of the race in mario cart.
😂 True!
Nice deep space profile pic
@@goldensniper4you
Thanks; It's Mooncake.
The internet: anything
Damien: intense wheezing
12:28 what is the name of the comic?
Edit: found it, it's afrodisiac if I spelt it correctly
No, my country is not an illusion. Atleast i hope so🤔
Torille? (joka ei ole toivottavasti illuusio)
@@venomoussocks joo, no mut torilla tavataan sit!
@@venomoussocks Torille kyllä mutta sitä me ei koskaan saada tietää että onko se illuusio D;
You live in a compute, Your life is fake, It's all a fantasy
That rollercoaster is my first stop on my way to hell
12:28 It's a Luke Cage comic but I'm not sure which one
Please i need to know
what I really hate is when a non-anime fan calls saitama "bald man"
Damien
Why
For a while, telekinesis was my favorite super power, but shapeshifting has become a close second, contending for first. Even if it's not being used practically, it could still be super fashionable!
rtgame would be proud. 4:58
Hello friend
7:55 ayyyyyy that’s why I love Florida and its the best might I add
Emkay👌- Finland doesn’t exist.
Me- laugh in egyptian "أنا وسخ نصحي نست"
Ey my guy, what's up? How ya doin? How's your mental health?
@@BeeKeeper- ah yes, enslaved emkay
@@BeeKeeper- relatable
*_Bad_*
I’m doing fine, thanks. Just trying to go throughout my day on 4 hours of sleep
@@BeeKeeper- incredible job!!
So I guess my home country doesn't exist :( Perkule
Perkele indeed.
Vittu ku mä luulin
Use are the gegs
@@lovelandfrog5692 Jees jees
That stare is to dispassionate for the stares little kids give me. They are using have way more intensity to them. Like they have never seen anything like me before and they can't figure out weather to be afraid or not. It's always just enough to make my instincts see them as a threat, like my hind brain thinks they are some sort of wild animal which is about to attack and it puts me on edge.
2:35
I got in trouble for putting a background that had a mentally disabled looking buzzlight year. And it said"when the school shooter is about to leave but your skechers light up" with that mentally disabled looking buzz for the picture. Got two days of iss. Was worth it to the max.
kaleb gonzalez You got two days aboard the space station?
@@atomicscream31 no I didnt get put aboard the space station. It was a cheap ripoff one called the isi. Fucking sucked man. FUCKING SUCKED.
6:09 time to turn into meliodas and use full counter when I'm am gonna lose things