The Hungry For Power Games: Marco Says Ru-bye-o

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  • @SkyrimEs5
    @SkyrimEs5 8 років тому +1471

    It's official, the last of the sane republican candidates has left, now they have to choose between the zodiac killer and the annoying orange.

    • @Patri_Fides
      @Patri_Fides 8 років тому +61

      +SkyrimEs5 Robots have no concept of sanity.

    • @KajsaBernhardina
      @KajsaBernhardina 8 років тому +145

      +SkyrimEs5 No sane candidate would deny climate change. No sane candidate would be republican in the first place.

    • @srw6772
      @srw6772 8 років тому

      .

    • @pillo5926
      @pillo5926 8 років тому +39

      if ur talking about rubio, he was never sane. the sane, moderate republican(s?) had pulled out even before the debates coz of their bad poll numbers.

    • @ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н
      @ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н 8 років тому +10

      +SkyrimEs5 Donald Trump is the only sane option.

  • @jamonm13
    @jamonm13 8 років тому +1015

    LET'S DISPEL THE NOTION THAT BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE DOING.......

    • @xanderlong6595
      @xanderlong6595 8 років тому +17

      +takethepowerback83 LET'S DISPEL THE NOTION THAT BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE DOING.......

    • @SpadaccinoLuciano
      @SpadaccinoLuciano 8 років тому +57

      +jmoney18 LET'S DISPEL THE NOTION THAT TALKING IN ALL CAPS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON, IT MAKES YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A MORON........

    • @SpadaccinoLuciano
      @SpadaccinoLuciano 8 років тому +28

      ***** It's called mocking.

    • @samjam306
      @samjam306 8 років тому +1

      +Just Another Millennial LET'S DISPEL THE NOTION THAT BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE DOING.......

    • @YarrBr0
      @YarrBr0 8 років тому +1

      Fiction

  • @faysalaladwan234
    @faysalaladwan234 8 років тому +205

    I don't think his audience got the please clap reference lol

    • @zachyt4643
      @zachyt4643 8 років тому +19

      Jeb!

    • @jennaramos1229
      @jennaramos1229 8 років тому +5

      Give him a break lol

    • @MargaretHutz
      @MargaretHutz 8 років тому +7

      +Faysal Aladwan Maybe they did and reacted slowly just like Jeb's crowds!

    • @jkacvbhijfn
      @jkacvbhijfn 8 років тому +1

      +Faysal Aladwan Umm, I didn't either. What's the joke?

    • @Luis_Domingos
      @Luis_Domingos 8 років тому +7

      +jkacvbhijfn Jeb Bush finished a speech with that line just before he quit the nomination. Just youtube search it - it's pathetic in quite a sad way (regardless of his politics).

  • @dannytabet2194
    @dannytabet2194 8 років тому +250

    Let's dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio wasn't a robot. He was a robot.

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 8 років тому +6

      +Danny Tabet
      I heard Marco Rubio recently won against the world's best Go player.

    • @zef1954
      @zef1954 8 років тому

      The Gay Foam 5000

    • @juliusgreen9179
      @juliusgreen9179 8 років тому

      +z beeblebrox +1 😂

    • @stiimuli
      @stiimuli 8 років тому

      +Danny Tabet lol

    • @finitekosmos
      @finitekosmos 8 років тому +3

      +Danny Tabet Look I know he was a repetitive automaton, but really do you have to insult robots by associating him with them?

  • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
    @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 років тому +35

    Ouch.. That "they win Florida?" bit dealt a burn even sun lotion from Miami can't cure...

  • @joefavela9634
    @joefavela9634 8 років тому +50

    I don't know why I love Andro so much. :)

  • @baronobeefdip2
    @baronobeefdip2 8 років тому +38

    impressive that andro was able to keep a straight face lol, especially during the head rubbing part lmfao

    • @politics-bu3pw
      @politics-bu3pw 8 років тому +2

      That it was suposed to be sexual?XD

    • @baronobeefdip2
      @baronobeefdip2 8 років тому

      politics8000 that's what I thought lol. I believe it's called frotteurism lol

    • @politics-bu3pw
      @politics-bu3pw 8 років тому

      Joshua Lopez So is a Sexual assault joke or what? haha

    • @baronobeefdip2
      @baronobeefdip2 8 років тому

      politics8000 no, the home was that he was being pervy

  • @dothedeed
    @dothedeed 8 років тому +146

    They cut off the intro :(
    Bad Editor - Bad.

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 8 років тому +21

      Yeah that's just as much a part of it.

    • @juliaaa1111
      @juliaaa1111 8 років тому

      yeaaah :(

  • @andrewfolts250
    @andrewfolts250 8 років тому +13

    The Late Show is becoming more and more like the Colbert Report every day. Stephen literally cannot help himself, lol.

  • @Bailskywalker
    @Bailskywalker 8 років тому +34

    "District Thristy" I tip my hat to you 😂

  • @lulucalliope713
    @lulucalliope713 8 років тому +10

    My family and I were eating breakfast about a week ago, and we were talking about this, and I said, "Stephen has to be making a Hungry for Power Games video for Marco right now!"
    I went to Cuba for a week...and I came back to this!
    Thank you, Colbert! You spoil us!!

  • @danielplainview2584
    @danielplainview2584 8 років тому +59

    It's pretty weird how Kasich managed to outlast Rubio.

    • @lukasnummer1
      @lukasnummer1 8 років тому +8

      +Daniel Plainview
      Kasich can´t mathematically win. He´s hoping for a contested convention, and that he´ll be the chosen contester, that´s why he´s still there.

    • @cinzar9998
      @cinzar9998 8 років тому

      +Friedrich Schmidt kasich will be Trumps vp

    • @lukasnummer1
      @lukasnummer1 8 років тому

      I doubt it. Roger Stone, who maybe knows Trump best, says that Trump doesn´t want Kasich.

    • @cinzar9998
      @cinzar9998 8 років тому

      Friedrich Schmidt i hope kasich is vp because he has alot of expierience with military

    • @situkguide2171
      @situkguide2171 8 років тому

      +Cinzar MC shut up fucktard. hes a rino and one of the worst

  • @MrBlancify
    @MrBlancify 8 років тому +259

    3:04 He's talking about the corporate media here.

    • @alyssacaples8113
      @alyssacaples8113 8 років тому +7

      praise

    • @alexcastillo463
      @alexcastillo463 8 років тому +6

      No he's talking about the republican establishment

    • @settheray2jerry1
      @settheray2jerry1 8 років тому +6

      +Erik Le Blanc the corporate media made donald trump by covering him 24/7.

    • @rayrayray911
      @rayrayray911 8 років тому +3

      +Erik Le Blanc anti- globalist for Trump 2016

    • @thelaughindustry773
      @thelaughindustry773 8 років тому +1

      +Erik Le Blanc the way he said he's in control would mean that he's not, so by saying he's talking about the corporate media would also mean the corporate media has no control. Besides, the media give Trump so much attention because he's stupid af and because he's so stupid, the media makes more money.

  • @jluna231
    @jluna231 8 років тому +47

    i have been waiting for this as soon as i heard Rubio DROPPED!!! lolol

    • @ad2094
      @ad2094 8 років тому

      Me too!

    • @Devin-pw7qw
      @Devin-pw7qw 8 років тому

      +jluna231 happy birthday

    • @trollerxyz
      @trollerxyz 8 років тому +1

      hell yeah I was waiting night and day for this

    • @tylerlewis3856
      @tylerlewis3856 8 років тому +3

      +jluna231 The sad thing is there will only be 3 more of these segments left (unless Colbert does one when Trump loses the election in November)

  • @ConMan-ye4ou
    @ConMan-ye4ou 8 років тому +22

    1:12 - That's the look of 'They're not paying me enough for this!'

  • @vsh1998
    @vsh1998 8 років тому +42

    "District thirsty"

  • @bananatube6004
    @bananatube6004 8 років тому +25

    Never thought a few months ago that Rubio would've dropped out...
    This election cycle is BANANAS!

    • @thetruth8773
      @thetruth8773 8 років тому +3

      This was a clever, and respectable channel promotion. Didn't come right out and say it. I like it.

  • @JermanRamirez
    @JermanRamirez 8 років тому +48

    so the choices are a foolish liar or a skilled lying power-hungry politician.
    hmmm....

    • @ashmorris5969
      @ashmorris5969 8 років тому +5

      RIP America

    • @krisbrooks1825
      @krisbrooks1825 8 років тому +2

      always third party.

    • @NvrPhazed
      @NvrPhazed 8 років тому +4

      +Jerman Ramirez ill take Frank #FrankUnderwood2016

    • @cuccibro
      @cuccibro 8 років тому

      +Jerman Ramirez trump dosent lie, hes just an idiot that cant make up his mind

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr 8 років тому

      +Jerman Ramirez How are you forgetting our best option? The guy who has lived by his principles more so than any other candidate, worked diligently & consistently for our greater good as a country for 30+ years: Bernie Sanders.

  • @playerone14
    @playerone14 8 років тому +24

    There goes the only Republican candidate who doesn't look like the villain from every movie ever.

    • @DG0398
      @DG0398 8 років тому +5

      +Flynn No, instead he looked like a fourth-grader.

    • @cadeseely7954
      @cadeseely7954 8 років тому

      +Flynn Kasich is a great man

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 8 років тому

      +Cade Seely Kasich is essentially a right leaning democrat. He doesn't count.

    • @DG0398
      @DG0398 8 років тому

      mattbenz99 Reviews "Geeze oh man! Golly jee! Thank you, boy!"
      - A message from John Kasich to this naive teenager

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 8 років тому

      Drew Gaughan Considering that was me complementing Kasich and the fact that I'm not a teenager I think you might want to try rethinking your comment.

  • @DaytonaRoadster
    @DaytonaRoadster 8 років тому +39

    Nothing will stop the God Emperor from his rightful place as ruler

    • @geniemiki
      @geniemiki 8 років тому +1

      +Henkco I believe his making a Warhammer 40k reference ;)

    • @huntressmoon13
      @huntressmoon13 8 років тому +1

      +Henkco Orange is the new black?

    • @patrickofreeman
      @patrickofreeman 8 років тому +1

      +huntressmoon13 lol

    • @geniemiki
      @geniemiki 8 років тому +1

      ***** Ah, after re-reading I get it x)
      But you know the Emperor isn't exactly democratic in his rulership, the paralel isn't illegitimate xD

    • @geniemiki
      @geniemiki 8 років тому +1

      ***** The always vigilent inquisition has detached a force of Adeptus Arbites to intercept you, beware x)

  • @mandog7681
    @mandog7681 8 років тому +30

    under 119 club. that's one view for every percent of remaining delegates Kasich needs!

    • @Onus6688
      @Onus6688 8 років тому

      +Mandog76 oooooooooooooo burn

  • @nathaaniel
    @nathaaniel 8 років тому +50

    TED CRUZ EATS HUMAN HAIR!! CRUZ 2016!!

    • @ArgKaiser
      @ArgKaiser 8 років тому +1

      mehhhhhhhhhh

    • @MaySpitfire
      @MaySpitfire 8 років тому

      +A Toupee I'd choose hair over boogers anyday

  • @simonthomas1878
    @simonthomas1878 8 років тому +6

    Let's dispel the fiction that Marco Rubio ever had a chance to become President. He didn't know exactly what he was doing.

    • @FirstLast-mf4rr
      @FirstLast-mf4rr 8 років тому

      HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING! (is this a meme?)

  • @MirekNavrat
    @MirekNavrat 8 років тому +3

    I hoped that Marco will never be a part of this show. Thank you Jeb, thank you Chris, thank you Donald.

  • @nickkurtz512
    @nickkurtz512 8 років тому +5

    Marco was the only true republican in the race and now since he is gone, the Republican Party is a joke.

    • @ag9170
      @ag9170 8 років тому +1

      Ok so it was cool to take a vacation and buy a boat on the company credit card?

  • @MixedBlessingsVlogs
    @MixedBlessingsVlogs 8 років тому +15

    Marco Ru-bye-o '''no thanks! hahaha! please clap!

  • @Tommorow1994
    @Tommorow1994 8 років тому +90

    Congrats on 1 million subs Colbert I was here since 1,000 subs.

    • @deltaop1reload
      @deltaop1reload 8 років тому +3

      +Leo Pleasure Same. I was waiting for this too!!

    • @TheJayant98
      @TheJayant98 8 років тому

      Yup me too

    • @belroyale
      @belroyale 8 років тому

      +Jayant Belgaumkar who wasn't :-)

    • @TheJayant98
      @TheJayant98 8 років тому

      belroyale​ everyone from 1000 subscribers up 😜😜

    • @dukenukem8381
      @dukenukem8381 8 років тому

      +Leo Pleasure WE ARE NOT WORTHY! WE ARE NOT WORTHY

  • @York22
    @York22 8 років тому +8

    I hope he continues this in the general election! His impression of Ceasar flickermann is spot on!

  • @juliaaa1111
    @juliaaa1111 8 років тому +14

    still laughing at that please clap

  • @vaibhavgupta20
    @vaibhavgupta20 8 років тому +63

    i fear this will happen to Bernie.
    Americans Get out and vote.

    • @vaibhavgupta20
      @vaibhavgupta20 8 років тому

      ***** na it won't vanish.

    • @diluted_potato8774
      @diluted_potato8774 8 років тому +4

      Feel the bern. #AnyoneExceptTrump

    • @ultimategamer876
      @ultimategamer876 8 років тому

      +Vaibhav Gupta I thought you don't care?

    • @ThatRosco458
      @ThatRosco458 8 років тому

      +Vaibhav Gupta Ya unless Bernie wins CA and NY like he won Vermont then Bernie isn't getting the Democrat nomination

    • @lanceclementi1963
      @lanceclementi1963 8 років тому

      I absolutely despise Hillary but honestly there's no hope for Sanders because she has a massive lead on him and all of Dem states are proportional he would have to constantly win every state by 30 points to even have a shot at beating her which is impossible because the polls favor Clinton

  • @toonycartoons
    @toonycartoons 8 років тому +41

    Love this segment. Hope he can find a way to keep doing it after the primaries

    • @tylerlewis3856
      @tylerlewis3856 8 років тому +4

      +TOONY There might be one more chance, when Trump loses the election in November.

    • @GhostInTheShell29
      @GhostInTheShell29 8 років тому +1

      +Tyler Lewis I really don't see how Trump loses in November. If he gets the Republican nomination, and Hillary gets the democratic nomination.
      Its pretty much game over. Unless third party candidates or assassinations get into the mix.
      He'll win the red states, and he has a big advantage in several of the key swing states. Florida, Pennsylvania and Michigan.
      Honestly not sure how he'll do in Ohio, but if he takes the other swing states he can afford to lose it and still win the delegate count.

    • @dimavasilev5342
      @dimavasilev5342 8 років тому +2

      +TOONY Could do it as the capital panicking over political upsets? Like that part about Trump (as much as I HATE to make this analogy, Trump is kind of the Katniss that's tearing the establishment apart).

    • @courtneywoodward8052
      @courtneywoodward8052 8 років тому

      +GhostInTheShell29 Statistically Hillary is more likely to win the general than Trump. There have been numerous polls done about it. The republicans are divided and a lot of them will go and vote for an independent instead of the nominee. Sanders supporters will back Hillary for the most part and, being a centre-left, many moderates with unmade minds will go left to avoid Trump.

    • @GhostInTheShell29
      @GhostInTheShell29 8 років тому

      Court knee
      Those polls are opinion polls nationwide. Unless there's major upsets caused by a libertarian, or socialist party candidate. The red states will still go red, the blue states blue.
      And while the swing states will be mixed Trump wins some critical ones due to Hillary's position on immigration, and her vow to shut down fracking. Which is major industry in Pennsylvania and Ohio.
      .

  • @CyanCooper
    @CyanCooper 8 років тому +2

    LMAO Can't believe Stephen did a line of LG blow and yelled "The south shall rise again!" 10/10

    • @n.t3026
      @n.t3026 8 років тому

      the south shall rise again is a joke from the lady vid

  • @brandonstickels5435
    @brandonstickels5435 8 років тому +11

    I'm honestly surprised that Rubio dropped out before Kasich

    • @ambiguousacronyms
      @ambiguousacronyms 8 років тому

      Kasich just won't let go for some reason.

    • @rohitguptahpf2
      @rohitguptahpf2 8 років тому

      +AmbigiousAcronyms Kasich is most likely to do well in North-Eastern and Mid-West states and liberal areas on the west coast. He was second in MA,VT and NH, so in PA, NY, CT, RI, etc he will be the main anti-Trump.

    • @jarynn8156
      @jarynn8156 8 років тому

      +RohitGupta He is a spoiler. Thats it. His only goal is to make sure no nominee walks away with the nomination
      Problem with this strategy: Cruz and Trump have both tapped into some very bitter voters who are getting sick of the GOP's games, who are getting sick of being disenfranchised by the establishment. Many of them simply wont show up at the polls. And the problem with those voters dropping off: They are the ones who go door to door and man the phone banks. Its not the "moderates" that follow Kasich that do all the ground work on the campaign trail.

    • @bobsanchez6646
      @bobsanchez6646 8 років тому

      Apparently Kasich is notoriously arrogant amongst those who knew him in DC.

    • @rohitguptahpf2
      @rohitguptahpf2 8 років тому

      Bob Sanchez I have read about him shouting down some donors and stuff, which is fine by me.

  • @leonhoffmeister9097
    @leonhoffmeister9097 8 років тому +109

    Wanna see a political joke?
    Donald trump

    • @bwehbweh8330
      @bwehbweh8330 8 років тому +65

      It's not even funny anymore. Just scary.

    • @qwertyqwerty-ek7dy
      @qwertyqwerty-ek7dy 8 років тому

      US is now a scary place.

    • @leonhoffmeister9097
      @leonhoffmeister9097 8 років тому +1

      +Dead Planet I don't know about nukes, but I know that he's racist , like seriously, what did the mexicans do to make trump hate them so much?

    • @ImAwakelN
      @ImAwakelN 8 років тому

      +venti nero “Illuminaventi” Kreisler Give one example of something he's done that is racist.

    • @ImAwakelN
      @ImAwakelN 8 років тому

      +venti nero “Illuminaventi” Kreisler Trump does not hate mexicans you absolute fuckwit. He wants to get rid of the ILLEGALS. All illegals, not just Mexicans.

  • @russellbrown2990
    @russellbrown2990 8 років тому +31

    I so look forward to candidates dropping just so I can watch these videos

  • @fleurinoue4928
    @fleurinoue4928 8 років тому +16

    Andro is gold

  • @amberhiggins6327
    @amberhiggins6327 8 років тому +3

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  • @jeffdeff3515
    @jeffdeff3515 8 років тому +9

    Steven's desk is a gateway to another dimension confirmed.

  • @realdeal2165
    @realdeal2165 8 років тому +11

    They didnt get the Please Clap reference.

  • @AP_309
    @AP_309 8 років тому +2

    LETS DISPEL THE NOTION THAT MARCO RUBIO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE DOING......... HE'S QUITTING!!

  • @kevin4061
    @kevin4061 8 років тому +253

    Drumpf v Shrillary

    • @MusicOrLoseItTV
      @MusicOrLoseItTV 8 років тому +53

      #nomore2partysystem

    • @Youhance
      @Youhance 8 років тому

      +jeff4justice "look to Skandinavia"

    • @qwertyqwerty-ek7dy
      @qwertyqwerty-ek7dy 8 років тому

      +theboythemythe TBM Hes not gona dont bother...

    • @kevin4061
      @kevin4061 8 років тому +1

      jeff4justice The problem isn't the 2 party system, the problem is the people who are running.Also the fact that not enough people are voting for the person I want to win

    • @EclipsisTenebris
      @EclipsisTenebris 8 років тому +3

      +Kevin Hemsing The problem weren't the kings either... it was whoever was chosen king by birthright.
      every system can work, it's just a matter of who is in charge... and some systems work more reliably than others.
      The best one IMHO is direct democracy the way switzerland has it.

  • @ikhy1990
    @ikhy1990 8 років тому +2

    Awaiting for Rubio to endorse Trump and said, yes you may call me Little Rubio

  • @TopHatKitty
    @TopHatKitty 8 років тому +3

    Wait, he has just like, two sets of eyebrows. This is so good.

  • @Kalithor
    @Kalithor 8 років тому +2

    MRW When i find out that Marco Rubio was dropping out: "YES! I GET TO SEE ANOTHER HUNGRY FOR POWER GAMES CLIP!"

  • @elyedai
    @elyedai 8 років тому +3

    I wish more people would appreciate how fuckng brilliant this guy is..

    • @JayP-lo9tj
      @JayP-lo9tj 8 років тому

      Republicans killed the "future of the GOP"(RUBIO) 😔

  • @Valentinathevamp
    @Valentinathevamp 4 роки тому +2

    “Triumphant 3rd place victories”🤣😂🤣😂

  • @ride0RgetR0DE0n
    @ride0RgetR0DE0n 8 років тому +6

    Let's dispel the notion that Rubio ever had a chance. Rubio never had a chance.

  • @littledrummergirl231
    @littledrummergirl231 2 місяці тому +1

    I think I come back to watch this segment at least once a month…still comedy gold in 2024

  • @nayhem
    @nayhem 8 років тому +11

    *_RU - BI -_*
    … oh.

    • @TJF588
      @TJF588 8 років тому

      Outmatched by Peter Tanning.

  • @exnomer5002
    @exnomer5002 8 років тому +4

    Okay... Seriously... At some point in time before the Presidential elections end, Stephen NEEDS to invite Stanley Tucci on the show to do Hungry For Power Games with him!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • @AlwayzWatchN559
    @AlwayzWatchN559 8 років тому +51

    Massachipisippi

  • @abdullahmoiz8151
    @abdullahmoiz8151 8 років тому +28

    District thirsty
    :)

  • @PlayerVid
    @PlayerVid 8 років тому +8

    We will never forget. Massachippissippi!!!

  • @JerekBilbar
    @JerekBilbar 8 років тому +3

    Dude no one in the audience got the please clap joke they just straight up thought it was a request for applause

  • @AustinLittley
    @AustinLittley 8 років тому +4

    This show has become 10% funny jokes, 10% stupid jokes, and 80% him making faces for an extended period of time while the audience laughs and Jon Batiste says "awwwww yeah, you know it." I miss the Colbert Report.

  • @bitw2001
    @bitw2001 8 років тому +24

    Let's all nominate Andro he is what the country needs #Andro2016

  • @ohfacexo
    @ohfacexo 8 років тому +4

    Actually, scumbags win Florida. Take our Governor for example.

  • @ETibbs11
    @ETibbs11 8 років тому +2

    I mean, Stanley Tucci did a great job of playing Caesar Flickerman, but I feel as though Stephen should have auditioned for the part haha...

  • @anythreeletters
    @anythreeletters 8 років тому +3

    I and my roommates started a "Donald Drumpf Jar of Indiscretion". Each time on of us says the name of he who must not be named, we put a dollar in the jar. We're hoping to have enough money to celebrate come Nov 8. That or dive into a bottle.

  • @voyagerabove4034
    @voyagerabove4034 8 років тому +8

    I'm going to miss Andro more than anything in this segment. Almost makes you want the election to never end.

  • @lightyagami7734
    @lightyagami7734 8 років тому +8

    I miss Rubio already

    • @emilye.9892
      @emilye.9892 8 років тому +6

      All of this coming from a serial killer.

  • @UpTheAnte
    @UpTheAnte 8 років тому +2

    I love that behind his picture it says "district thirsty"

  • @da96103
    @da96103 8 років тому +68

    Why Thirsty as in District Thirsty? Any back story?

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 8 років тому +129

      +da96103 A gaff during a speech where he made an awkward desperate grab for his water.

    • @comnique939
      @comnique939 8 років тому +6

      It wasn't that long ago, but during last years Implody I believe, is when Jon Stewart called him "Dry Lips Mcgee"

    • @ragnorian257
      @ragnorian257 8 років тому +4

      +Primalxbeast and in an anti Obama commercial where he took an awkward drink of water

    • @dimavasilev5342
      @dimavasilev5342 8 років тому

      Oh, I thought it was about his desperate anti-Trump mud-slinging (not a fan of Trump, but Rubio did come across as kinda desperate). The water-drinking thing makes more sense though.

    • @bookedroomer
      @bookedroomer 8 років тому

      +da96103 I didn't get it either, I though it would be like District Baby or something

  • @Chuck59ish
    @Chuck59ish 8 років тому +6

    Aren't American elections great? As soon as this one is over, they start campaigning for the Mid-Terms. Never ending comedy.

  • @geilsonneville9279
    @geilsonneville9279 8 років тому +3

    They win Florida 😂 freaking savage

  • @MaxwellMcPhee
    @MaxwellMcPhee 8 років тому +8

    I'm now awaiting the segment for Ted Cruz and John Kasich.

  • @Marco99tb
    @Marco99tb 8 років тому +28

    Am I the only one bothered by his blue eyebrows being on top of his regular eyebrows...??

    • @leonardchurch814
      @leonardchurch814 8 років тому

      Are they?

    • @jordandarling8111
      @jordandarling8111 8 років тому +2

      Why did you say that, now thats all i can focus on

    • @ryanriverside
      @ryanriverside 8 років тому +1

      +Marco Terron In every other HFPG segment, he has them directly on his eyebrows, and the adhesive fails at some point during the segment. This is the first segment where he didn't have to adjust them mid-segment. Might have something to do with it.

  • @outlaw9657
    @outlaw9657 8 років тому +12

    *Trump becomes president*...
    Every other country: "Let us bid farewell to the fallen"...
    *all look up to the screen*

    • @MrSir-kh1dt
      @MrSir-kh1dt 8 років тому

      +Johnny Melo how is he Hitler? sounds like you've been listening to what the mass media has been lying about

  • @chianghailoh5354
    @chianghailoh5354 8 років тому +3

    I can't wait for the kasich one. Please put the video of the confetti falling on him. Maybe let Andro drop confetti on the game maker.

  • @djsingh5031
    @djsingh5031 8 років тому +12

    i love this skit by colbert lol

  • @Judicial78
    @Judicial78 8 років тому +14

    Man I am going to miss this series.

    • @AvatarMaster9x
      @AvatarMaster9x 8 років тому +1

      +Judicial78 pretty much Kasich is the only one left to drop and if he hasn't dropped by now I don't think he will so this very well may be the last episode of the Hungry for Power Games. Sad, yeah, I know

  • @leonardchurch814
    @leonardchurch814 8 років тому +2

    God damn Rubio got some sick burns.

  • @ali.b3104
    @ali.b3104 8 років тому +5

    2:50 is actually a joke not a command if you guys are wondering haha

    • @EileenTheCr0w
      @EileenTheCr0w 8 років тому

      I think everybody knows by now

    • @michaelr5135
      @michaelr5135 8 років тому +2

      +ALI .B nobody is wondering.... lol

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa0774 8 років тому +2

    lol :-) he reminds me of one of my old troll dolls with its hair tied back in a pony tail.

  • @jabeztomer
    @jabeztomer 8 років тому +14

    wait a minute. is John Kasich still running? wtf?

    • @Zlittlepenguin
      @Zlittlepenguin 8 років тому

      I don't think he can even possibly win though...

    • @elyedai
      @elyedai 8 років тому +1

      Who's that?

    • @Wildo09
      @Wildo09 8 років тому

      +Master Yodai The third republican along with Trumpf and Cruz

    • @luridtears
      @luridtears 8 років тому +2

      They want him to keep running so ted or trump could not get enough delegates if they dont the republican establishment can nominate mitt Romney or someone else who was a republican

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 8 років тому +1

      +The Little Penguin It's still possible. He'll probably get the rest of Marko Rubio's supporters in the coming states, and those two had most of their base in them.
      If that's enough to beat Cruz and if Trump doesn't get more than 50% in the first round of voting then there's a chance the establishment could rally behind him.
      After the first two rounds of voting at the convention, most of the delegates will be free to vote for whomever they like, and that includes all the delegates previously assigned to candidates that fell out of the race like Jeb's and Rubio's. Also the republican party is able to change the rules at any point during the convention to make it easier to unite behind their candidate. That would naturally anger their voters, but hey, they're republicans. They're nuts. They might just decide that they don't give a fuck about what their voters think- Wouldn't be the first time.

  • @uatu3021
    @uatu3021 8 років тому +1

    Let's dispel the notion that Andro doesn't know what he doing. He knows exactly what he is doing...

  • @MsTokies
    @MsTokies 8 років тому +3

    i kinda wish he did the whole show as hungry for power games guy. with his man boy

  • @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
    @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780 8 років тому +2

    Andro needs his own Late Night show, I'd watch that :D

  • @Cyber_kumo
    @Cyber_kumo 8 років тому +12

    Greetings from Massachippissippi.

  • @xxzhang
    @xxzhang 8 років тому +3

    regular colored champagne this time? pah! how district 11 of you, stephen.

  • @RobertGuilman
    @RobertGuilman 8 років тому +12

    boy... this is soooo brutal... which is a good thing XD

  • @vedwalker3974
    @vedwalker3974 8 років тому +3

    The only time I wished Floridians got behind Rubio...

  • @ruirodtube
    @ruirodtube 8 років тому +3

    Stephen, you and your team are geniuses. Thanks for the witty entertainment.

  • @MillennialGamerVault
    @MillennialGamerVault 8 років тому +5

    Congratulations to this channel for reaching 1 million subs!

  • @NicksStrengthandPower
    @NicksStrengthandPower 8 років тому +4

    Anyone else pee on the side of the toilet at night so you don't make any noise?

  • @ReasonNotFightFlight
    @ReasonNotFightFlight 8 років тому +1

    They win FL. "Anything is possible at this point." LOL.

  • @klassickaden3494
    @klassickaden3494 7 років тому +6

    I'm binge watching these

    • @thelexicon7294
      @thelexicon7294 7 років тому +1

      Lord Kaden Same. I'm hoping I can talk some of the fallen into coming back and rewriting history sans the Annoying Orange.

  • @17Haru17
    @17Haru17 8 років тому

    This show is really coming into its own-this segment had great joke after great joke.
    C'mon: "please clap?" Hilarious!

  • @MetalHeadViking
    @MetalHeadViking 8 років тому +221

    TRUMP continues to march towards Capital City!!!

    • @HamMiju
      @HamMiju 8 років тому +19

      +MetalHeadViking THE TRUMP TRAIN IS GOING FULL SPEED AHEAD, AND NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP IT NOW!

    • @Larry-Lobster
      @Larry-Lobster 8 років тому +47

      +Meower Its gonna derail if its going that fast

    • @michaelr5135
      @michaelr5135 8 років тому +21

      +Yellow Thunder we can only hope yellow thunder....

    • @jackp.richardson6415
      @jackp.richardson6415 8 років тому +3

      +MetalHeadViking I'd rather have Kaisich

    • @bbmomos
      @bbmomos 8 років тому +48

      *drumpf

  • @mmagdawy
    @mmagdawy 8 років тому +1

    The amount of creativity that show brings to late night TV is just impressive.

  • @maniclikemike4858
    @maniclikemike4858 8 років тому +5

    STEPHEN COLBERT 2016!!!!!!

  • @sheevxeev4458
    @sheevxeev4458 8 років тому +1

    He should've brought back his Chippendales show back, I'm sure that would've netted him a win.

  • @bengregoire
    @bengregoire 8 років тому +19

    Republican party lost their best candidate :/

    • @mchurch72
      @mchurch72 8 років тому +6

      +Ben Gregoire Design You must really enjoy your slave labor future democrat voters.

    • @externaledition6836
      @externaledition6836 8 років тому

      Agreed, we're screwed now.

    • @JayP-lo9tj
      @JayP-lo9tj 8 років тому

      RUBIO should come back as democrat. Diversity is accepted in our party.

  • @Pumpkin0_0
    @Pumpkin0_0 8 років тому +2

    Glad you brought Andro back. xD

  • @stephan2053
    @stephan2053 8 років тому +13

    That's what happens when you try to out-Trump Trump. You lose. HUGE.

    • @AranHiwa
      @AranHiwa 8 років тому +1

      Trump is Really amazin, all of those who attacked him, left the race

    • @stephan2053
      @stephan2053 8 років тому

      +Big and Beefy You right, you right

    • @stephan2053
      @stephan2053 8 років тому

      +randomguy8196 I appreciate your concern, but we determined a long time ago that logic was not applicable in this race.

  • @Mindofthequill
    @Mindofthequill 8 років тому

    I'm not sure how they'll top the champagne mishap with Andro because that moment was simply amazing.

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 8 років тому +8

    Andro would have done better in the primaries than Rubio.

  • @claypidgeon4807
    @claypidgeon4807 7 років тому +2

    The Rubot has deactivated.

  • @YarrBr0
    @YarrBr0 8 років тому +3

    anything is possible at this point

  • @alejandrolugo8743
    @alejandrolugo8743 8 років тому +2

    I did tear a little with this one