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- Опубліковано 11 тра 2024
- The Interwebs nearly swallow Stephen whole after the dark forces of Twitter descend on The Report.
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"I was canceled, for 3 days.
Just like Jesus."
LMAO, epic
Julia Heisenberg not the best joke but he's very funny thank God he did get cancelled over this
Julia Heisenberg 969 likes
sandcross69 you mean not
@@fivesquaredyt2521 you'd hope. but looking at the videos, I'm genuinely not so sure. (not in 2018 at least)
The man deserves another beer.
"People tell me I'm white, and I believe them because I just spent the last 6 minutes explaining how I'm not a racist"
my favorite will always be, "people tell me I'm white and I believe them because I love James Taylor."
And that’s about the whitest thing you can do!
«People tell me I'm black and I believe them because I think "reverse racism" doesn't exist.»
@@aminojeezus Oh boi, knew there'd be at least one of you snowflakes who couldn't even take such an innocuous joke
The statement just gets even more truthier.
Watching this years later, I'm reminded of how this show was so full of layers of satire, that your own intelligence had to come online in order to follow it's comedic brilliance. And honestly, I miss Stephen playing this character who happened to have his same name.
I wholeheartedly agree!
He became Corrupted... Kind of Comical Nazgul....
I love watching these but then become sad because.....no more
@@superfuss1984no, idiot. He just changed Jobs
You're dumb.
I love that he managed to tell people to calm their shit AND insult CNN all in one segment. lol
And all while in character!
AND fox too.
Getting upset over Colbert for saying something "insensitive" is the equivalent of getting upset at theOnion for not reporting authentic news.
or becoming enraged at a ripe orange for containing pulp
@Jesus Christ i finally found you!!!
@Matt B Trying to criminalise speech and being offended by it are not the same thing. I hope you've grasped that in 4 years.
You're right about this... For comedians in general but it does depends on the person.
You would
"People tell me I'm white and I believe them, because I just devoted six minutes to explaining how I'm not a racist... and that is about the whitest thing you can do." LMAO That was good
My god, an Asian American wrote a book called "In Defense of Internment" and then went on to rage about someone making a joke about Asians. hahahaha!
+Something_to_appease_Google She understood it was just satire.. even if she was a little bit offended, all she did was create a hashtag hoping it would trend. It did, and she regrets the shit out of it because it made her look like she REALLY wanted the show to be canceled.. when she really could give 2 shits. Simple as that.
+Something_to_appease_Google It wasn't a joke about asians though
+Steve Robinson
I understand. I often try to get shows cancelled for being "a little bit offended" and then regret it when I end up looking ridiculous :D
@@RonPaulRevolution500 Nah
It's Asian Americans like her who are the biggest problem to the Asian American community
Is there racism against the Asian American community? Yes there is
But it's reverse racists like her who pretends to speak up for Asian Americans when in reality she just wants the platform and spotlight that comes with it who really harms the credibility of other Asian Americans who are truly trying to speak up for their community
Sadly she's hardly unique, most Asian Americans who pretends to speak up for Asian American issues don't actually give a shit, if not outright being reverse racists
I miss the Colbert Report...
***** But it's not the same... :'(
And now it's canceled because it was garbage lol
Ivan Ingram Don't be salty just because you're too damn stupid to grasp sarcasm and character acting.
Johan i meant the newest incarnation, the one with Larry 'i do one voice' Wilmore. It was terrible. But the actual colbert report was my favorite show on TV while it was running.
I miss when Colbert wasn't a full blown social Justice warrior
If those people had any sense, they'd know he was actually _mocking_ people who are genuinely racist.
WELL except for that whole thing where redskin didn't even have its start as an "offensive" term. Rather the opposite. It's like if I said "white people" when referring to myself.
Eoin Fitzgibbon I think what's disrespectful is throwing away words just because some fucks who hate the subject in question call them by the thing they are called by.
TheCheezWizz So you think having a lot of words in the English language is more important than keeping people from feeling ostracized or discriminated against? I mean, how important is it to say Redskin if it offends people who have had that term used to belittle them? Also the fact is: a Native American's skin isn't red…
Are you normally this stupid
TheCheezWizz Lol you're right, its more important to be tolerant to the word "Redskin" than the people its referring to. Real bright. Phrases don't have rights, people do.
Colbert is the master of making douchbaggery funny, and I mean that in the best way possible. Comparing himself to Jesus at the end, amid all of the controversy surrounding him at the time, was genius. It was a great way of saying "fuck off" to the haters
I miss when Colbert did satire.
I wish he would cease to do this monologs where he repeats Trumps tweets🤦♂️
especially when he does this "dot, dot, dot"😤😤
@@hopseshopsidis It's CBS... producers, network execs, censors, legal, writers, etc probably have too much say in the show. And especially now, there's a lot less going on every day to provide material for a monologue every 24hrs for 200+ shows a year except for the president's ever more frequent tweet storm binges. And lot of the viewers probably don't use twitter and even for people who do, following Trump can be exhausting. A comedic recap of his tweets is better than seeing it on the news or actually going on twitter and reading them yourself...
Late night completely died when Stewart left TDS, Colbert Report ended, and Craig Ferguson left the late late show all around the same time. Letterman, Leno, Fallon, Kimmel, Colbert, and that fat douche Corden are all the same shitty shit. Seth and Conan are better but not great (except for Conan's remotes which are always fantastic). Spade was good so of course that died, and if picked up by a network will turn to shit. Watching all the old the late late shows with Ferguson on the jay leno fly's channel is still so much funnier and entertaining than any of the other late night shows past or present.
@drew pedersen They all suck during lockdown... Seth is the best of bleh/mediocre (like being the smartest retard...). check out the jay leno fly channel though if you didn't watch Craig Ferguson before. You'll realize how much the rest of late night sucks and regret not realizing how good Craig was and not watching while he was still on the air... He also LOVES America and values his citizenship but stays out of politics for the most part so can be enjoyed whether blue or red, which you can't find in late night these days.
And now, Colbert is the satire
@Nacht Aktiv I agree nobody was as good as Stewart but don't forget Samantha Bee. She's still pretty good and tends to be overlooked.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
no shit
stevenjm12 sick response bro
Stephen Colbert = Omar Little
He’s a corporate shill now
Sorry but John Stewart is the emperor.
I'm Asian, shit is funny as hell. I like how he owned that Michelle Malkin girl so hard
Haha! That's the spirit, it's a comedy show it's kinda ridiculous for ppl to take this stuff offensively .
When, by the way, did over a billion oriental people become "Asian." What was that all about?
toomanybytes I don't understand what you're meaning
I'm also Asian and I find Stephen Colbert hilarious. This was a great segment, and Michelle Malkin is, to quote the New Black Panther Party, a political prostitute.
Hey, *I'm Asian* too.
*CaucASIAN.*
*ツ*
My ancestors came from the Caucasus Mountains:
(That is where the term "CaucASIAN" came from.)
The Caucuses are in Western Asia.
So, _HEY, BRO!_
PS: BTW, have you noticed how so many people say "Asian" when they mean (Far) "East Asian?"
"To find out what happened to me on the internet, we turn to the TV"
I laughed my ass off so hard. So subtle, yet so awesome!
What stands out now is how he made a point to clearly denounce the online harassment of his own critic in no uncertain terms. The man has always had class.
What's really ironic (and very sad) is that just a few weeks after this aired, it was announced that the show was ending at the end of the year as he was replacing Letterman on TLS.
This clip was just a 7 minute burn on American media.
Nice.
that's what this show was!!! and I miss it very much
Yip. Any dig at sjw and hypersensitivity is why Colbert report was my favorite show for dickity-two years.
And now he actively sucks off American media, how he's fallen.
it's only gotten worse
@@gangstapenguin2773 he’s more trustworthy than Fox News and he does a comedy show
LOL "just like jesus"...
i did NOT see that coming... colbert you are awesome
didnt understand this one, could you explain please?
Well, Jesus was pronounced dead on the cross. He was "dead" for 3 days, and on the 3rd day he was resurrected (he came back to life). The day he came back to life is known widely as Easter (:
Bruce Pandya Well that's what Easter is based on, and thats what Colbert was referring to in his report.
as of Jesus.. im pretty sure he was a person who existed. Him being the Son of God... well thats up to you to believe or not
berryberry96 So where does rabbits laying eggs come in this story?
Knight Heaven i really wish i was an Easter day expert but sadly, im not ):
Man the days with the daily show and Colbert report, we had no idea we how privileged we were
Only time I watched the news
Now they all did the hard pivot left. Sad times indeed.
@@mc1993 why?
@@NarynbekGilman Why what? Why did they take such a disgusting hard left turn after ending their shows, or why is it sad times?
@@mc1993 why is it sad times?
"It was picked up by a small group of Americans who only get their information from Twitter.....the news media"
Holy cow if this quote isn't still relevant today
I'm Asian and I found this hilarious. Seriously how do people who get offended by jokes have friends?
It's a joke.
+SancLunatic +sinnerandprejudice I knew her in real life. I was born in China and came to the states, while she was either born here or came way before me. One time at lunch, I was laughing with my friends by playing with chopsticks, and she tried to "call me out" on it and telling me that's offensive.
I AM LITERALLY A CHINESE CITIZEN, and this American Korean person is telling me something is offensive to Chinese people.
+SancLunatic probably mostly idiots "defending" the asian population while we're here just laughing at everything. Thanks guys!
+SancLunatic There are certain "Buzz Words" this days. People hear them and quickly react regardless of the context.
+sinnerandprejudice Now she's getting a show on Syfy called "The Internet Ruined My Life"
God bless Colbert for not mentioning the name of that twit who started that "Cancel Colbert" nonsense. That girl actually got her 15 minutes of fame based on having zero understanding of the concept of satire.
Agreed, sometimes people just want attention. Even if it's bad attention.
True dat
Extreme Z7 She never wanted attention in the first place. She has supported her own people and has tried to stop racism, but her boyfriend showed her this.
I dont think that doxxing, death threats and moving out to safety constitutes 15mins of fame but I guess that's just me.
Stephen and his crew of writers are incredibly talented. There is no filler. Every single line he says is satire. These folks are more punk than the punk movement.
this did not age well at all
@@JohnDoe-lz8vw I probably agree. But for the books, please elaborate!
@@civildissension look up colbert vax dance. dude is a puppet for the establishment
@@JohnDoe-lz8vwYeah. There's a lot to be said here. Things have definitely changed. Thanks for posting
@@civildissension crazy to see you around on the same account six years later.
This was one of my all-time favorite shows. I wish he never ended it and become a talk show host. Imagine how hilarious The Colbert Report would've been during Trump's presidency.
Solid gold
yeah instead he tapdanced for Phzyser, oh how the mighty have fallen
I love how he used this moment to trash everyone and everything who made this such a ridiculous story: Twitter for giving people the chance to assume the worst right away, the hashtag activist for rushing to conclusions before understanding the segment in context, the news media who jump on something like this to force us to think this is some big deal when it's not, etc.
I think the original hashtag activist understood the context.
I didn't even know about the redskins foundation, and I knew in an instant that what Colbert did was pure satire. Seriously people, it's not that difficult...
"We almost lost me! I'm never gonna take me for granted ever again."
I miss these kinds of lines so much!
Coming back to this years later, and seeing it with new eyes. He's such an excellent artist. His navigation of this is so graceful and full of play as well as good substantive rebuttal. He makes it look effortless.
I am an asian-american and I did not find this offensive at all. This comment was supposed to be racist to show how stupid the name of the Redskins Organization was.
I actually found it hilarious :D
@Marilyn Newman omg, that's exactly the point. Redskins was very offensive and degrading term using to insult native Americans. Hence the charity being named that is racist.
@Marilyn Newman "You know that most Americans have Indian blood in them?" Yeah gonna need a source on that
@@manuelb5466
Source: _"they made it up"_
I'm half Asian and I understood what his point was.
He was attacking the racist foundation with satire.
I love that this Suey girl is so full of herself that she doesn't even realize she's fighting herself.
Kinda hypocritical, eh Tojo?
I miss this version of Colbert. I don't know if it's the writing team or the network's unwillingness to take risks with their jokes but Colbert's current stint on the Late Show seems really bland by comparison
I think now that he’s on a big network now he can take less risks
The Late Show has a much larger audience and decades of pedigree to live up to than The Colbert Report. Much like the two Jimmy shows, they have to pander to the lowest common denominator to an extent to keep the views up and the sponsors/Network happy.
Sort of like how you can cruise around carefree in a cheap beater car, but you better take extra care if grandpa lends you the keys to his mint condition 57 Chevy.
It's a late show, not a late night satirical show. But this is missed for sure.
@@rileygalvin2 He really needs to just do what he always did before without regard for cancellation threats. The worst that could happen is that he loses his Late Show gig and becomes even bigger online, but he's well-established enough and network TV is hemorrhaging money and talent to streaming and other nontraditional platforms to a sufficient degree that it's more likely the network would ultimately cave.
@@mh2120 Network TV is more like a 57 Chevy with an empty gas tank after all the gas stations have been replaced by EV charging ports. A smart, bold, and courageous personality with an established brand which is independent of his carrier would recognize this and go out of his way to exceed their demanded restraints, with little regard for how it might affect his bottom line, especially someone who came into it with as much money as Colbert had to begin with.
Letterman was a symbol of this when he established the Late Show-it was basically founded on it, considering the circumstances of his departure from NBC. I was and remain honestly shocked that Colbert's totally failed to live up to his example, because it should have been easy for the latter to build on it instead.
Man I miss this show...being able to watch a man disarm absurdity with absurdity.. No one did it better in late night.
When people get offended by a comedian, that should show you their level of intellect and maturity.
The internet in action, right here.
EXACTLY
nageorgiou2 His support of her was satire in itself.
Venomine95 Really? I thought it was pretty genuine. If not genuine thats great.
+nageorgiou2 everything he says of this show is satire, he doesnt believe any of it
I am offensive, and I find this Asian.
Eddie (EBWM) This has nothing to do with bad drivers.
ugh don't you know chairs are a trigger for me
+Eddie (EBWM) I am a Jew and I find this money $:)$
+Ivan olivas I'm an Ariyan
hah allah human kind
I feel like there's definitely at least one conservative out there that has yet to realize that the Colbert Report was a satire...
Colbert did a QnA with his audience on the late show. He said there was a study on the Colbert report between Rep and Dems.
The question was "What political leaning do you truly believe Colbert has?" or something along those lines.
Dems stated that they thought the Colbert report was a satire, and he is left leaning. Rep stated that they believed Colbert is conservative who pretends to be left after gaining the trust of the left during the Colbert report.
Obviously they don't represent all Reps or Dems, but there are people who believe this is him being serious.
Regina Phalange Bill O’Reilly never knew when Stephen was trolling him
Deathlok The Demolisher he’s not too bright to begin with
Way more than one
@Blake Vehrs The best thing about it is the monologue
We need this Colbert now more than ever. I don't know where Steven Colbert has been hiding the last few years, but some one should see if his twin brother Steven on Late Nite can find him and bring him and the Colbert Report back.
I love this man and his writing staff so much!!
More class and smarts in 3 seconds of airtime than 30 hours of "news" coverage.
No
He gets better with age.
The man puts satires in his satires. I can't even.
1:22 I feel like John Oliver's Last Week Tonight bit about Bud Light during the FIFA episodes was inspired by that moment.
That Malkin burn was absolutely savage. Mic. Drop.
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." - Stephen Fry
People these days just can't wait to be offended. They dismiss jokes, sense of humor, and satire for their own made up causes. This society needs to get a grip.
Explain more on what exactly you mean by that?
Brown Cinephile People are selective to only what offends them. If every offensive joke or piece of humor was banned, there would literally be no humor left. You don't have a right to not be offended.
Brown Cinephile You really just don't get it.
"I was good with all the things stated until his "I don't see race" comment. "
Your part of the problem.
Cristian Ortega This is a reoccurring joke. Have you ever seen this show before? He's playing a character. It's not his real personality, that's why it's a joke.
ceebee27sts I can see how I confused commentors like yourself. I completely understand and am a big fan of Colbert. I was quoting Brown Shitpile's comment from earlier.
That moment when you accidentally predict the next decade
i like the late show...
but colbert report was genius
"so in a sense, I was cancelled for 3 days, just like Jesus"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A LEGEND
This is the second one of this guy's video's I've seen, and I love him already :D
+Cybermat47 I'm honestly surprised that people exist who don't know about Stephen Colbert... His show was hilarious.
+Amy Well not everyone lives in the US - and its hard to look for someone on the net you don't even know exists (Y'know like Americans visavi the rest of the worlds anything)
FrostytheChimneysweep Eh, I went into it with the assumption that "If it's been super popular in Japan, the UK, Argentina of all places, Peru, Germany,The Philippines, Vanuatu, Costa Rica, China, Taiwan, Thailand and France, then it's popular enough that most people tend to at least know of Colbert. (All countries I have visited.)
Amy
That only leaves some 175 countries then :) You are a lot more well traveled than I am though and I really shouldn't have done the snide American comment. It's just a lot of US Americans seem to believe in people outside the US only theoretically.
FrostytheChimneysweep That is a fair analysis of Americans though. The point is that given the media saturation in first and second world countries that I know of, I expect the random selection to be representative of the bigger trend. Could I be wrong? Fuck yeah man! But ultimately, given that saturation, it comes down to basic surprise when the notion that others are ignorant of colbert is brought up.
I find it hilarious reading comments of people not realizing that this entire show was a character by Colbert & that talk show is his real self
I prefer this Colbert over the one we have today.
Stix Xploits This Colbert is an actual character that Stephen portrays. The real Stephen can play him anytime he wants.
Go make America great again Kanye West wannabe 😂😂
Can someone explain what happened to this and why he is so different than he is in «the late show» now... I am pretty new to him
@@believer4002 He used to be on Comedy Central playing a satirical conservative version of himself. That character was a spin off of the right-wing pundit he played on The Daily Show (back with Jon Stewart). The show was great, but I don't think it would work now. His character was a crazy fun house mirror held up to the media and politicians, but now it's not even crazy ENOUGH for what's been happening. After a bunch of years, he got tired of the character and was getting ready to call it a day, and then he got the call to be the new host of The Late Show. He's just his own self on that show.
Wigfield84 thank you
PLEASE, as an Asian Idgaf about what he said. Like it was really not a big deal pls
are you sure?
because suey park said it was so racist....
like....how racism slavery and orientalism(i have no idea what the fuck orientalism even is....assuming that's a real word), all contribute to white supremacy....
yeah i can see why you'd distance yourself from her....good choice!
sabin97 Are you acting, or are you genuinely stupid?
The Volcano Worshpers Club
do you consider it stupid to point out the stupidity of suey park?
sabin97 You are genuinely stupid. I'm sorry for doubting you.
The Volcano Worshpers Club
fair enough, but just out of curiosity
what exactly makes you think i'm stupid?
Well done.
I thought "In Defence of Internment" was fake but my God it is real
... they had It coming
Colbert Report > Late Night with Stephen Colbert! Miss the old Stephen so much!
also that " was cancelled for 3 days" joke was golden!!!!
Hmm, I wonder if the reason he specifically chose Swift is because people at the time didn't get the irony in A Modest Proposal - which is sort of what this clip is about. Clever :D
pederbull I laughed my ass off at that one. I would have thought the Colbert audience to be better educated. A shame...
2:36
Did anyone else catch that "WOW!"?
This show was fucking incredible, and it kept getting better as time went on
Brilliant. Nothing is a better comeback then humor. Well done! #cancelmichelle
Oh sweet, Colbert Nation footage that's available in my country :)
You must be Canadian too haha
Kyle Trojan Murphy Actually, I'm from England. Comedy Central keep blocking access to all and any of their footage from all websites online -.-
Tyerel Read Hmm wow Am in Malaysia it works fine Colbert and the dailyshow. Looks like ISP problem.
What a lovely time capsule to randomly visit today (laaaaate June 2018)...
The fact that i'm watching this years after i watched it as a younger kid makes me finally understand the Jonathan swift joke. Satisfaction.
people honestly think they can change the world with hashtags?
and tumblr....
modern feminism is funny :)
It's a step up from trying to change the world by praying really REALLY hard, don't you think?
I'm more surprised that people seem to believe cancelling comedy shows they dislike would somehow change the world for the BETTER.
Vestin I wish they'd go back to praying really hard... you know, silently...
loose the tags, keep the hash...
Carlos Chaves #change :)
2:36 "WHAT?!"
+Dummy10000 Dave Chappelle's impression of Lil Jon
Once Steve left Comedy Central he was no longer the true comedian, he is now an awkward silly man.
I’ve never watched colbert report but this was better than anything he’s done since he took over the late show
Go watch the hunger games on late show it's fricken hilarious like the old stuff
Not really.
Cannot wait to have this guy back on my tv every night.
This is my first time watching a Colbert segment, his straight faced comedy is simply genius i cant wait to see him replace Letterman!
I miss the old Colbert.
I'm Welsh, and I find this offensive.
Shit, I'm so pale that "white" is considered "a person of color".
Stephen Colbert is simply brilliant!!!!
This is the problem with society. No one can take a joke. They always think everything is offensive even though they aren't offended by it. They just think that someone is going to be offended
+Matt Schumacher I would be offend too if i didnt know the context. you cant go around saying hurtful racial defamation and expect people to be happy about. You know what this is called? Harrassment and bullying disguise as shitty jokes. Same reason you can't go to work and tell Linda the receptionist she looks ugly and then say its her problem if she can't take a joke
+Kenny Roc *"Harrassment and bullying disguise as shitty jokes"* I lol'ed.
+Kenny Roc well maybe you should learn the fucking context. You call this "harassment and bullying in the form of jokes" when you don't even respect Colbert enough to research the context before you make the assumption that he's a racist. Especially when Colbert is known for playing a character who is racist and ignorant. And it's not a shitty joke it's fucking hilarious how he mocks the owner of the Redskins
+Kenny Roc and he wasn't making fun of Asians at all he was making fun of the Redskins so your Linda the receptionist analogy makes no sense cause Colbert didn't have the intent of offending the Asian people.
This may be the most epic comedic monologue in history.
It's funny how at 0:46 they showed Colbert's actual response to the tweet on the news...
Good eye. Just shows how stupid they are.
bobolob Or just how much they don't care... more than likely both though.
That last part with Jesus killed me XD
See ya in 3 days!
I don't particularly like Colbert but damn this skit got me laughing
Ah I remember when I first heard about this. I thought the hole thing was funny and stupid. Especially when Anita Sarkeesian Said that Steven and his fans where "the virtual embodiment of patriarchy's crowd sourced police" Glad to see the two of them get over their differences.So she could in person take his manhood.
Ironic, since Malkin is railing against "cancel culture"
this was an absolutely flawless segment
Sad fact is he was funnier as a faux conservative than anything he ever did with his late night show. RIP Colbert Report you will be dearly missed.
I disagree. I love what he is doing now. Both shows are differently awesome. So Fact is - your opinion is not a fact, its just your opinion.
@@Adriandz271 It may be opinion, but I think the preponderance of evidence demonstrates that it is also a fact.
@@fenwayify that's not how opinions work. Something can't be an opinion and a fact. It's one or the other.
@@lavenderlavender3952 Questionable. One can have an opinion which is factually true. Say, for instance that someone has an opinion which is absolutely true but they themselves don't know that - that would make it both 100% an opinion and 100% factual. Example: Galileo was of the *opinion* that the earth orbited the sun. He then proved it as a fact. But surely doing so did not make him change his at the time rather controversial opinion. He was still of the opinion that the earth orbited the sun. And it was a fact that it did so even before it was proven. Ergo it was simultaneously an opinion and a fact.
"Opinion" and "fact" are not necessarily two different points on the same scale. They can be, but it's not a given.
In this case we're talking about something being "funnier" than something else. Comedy isn't easily quantifiable, so anything regarding to it will essentially be opinion. It may be *popular* opinion, and it may be an easily defended opinion, but that's not the same as being a fact. However, that doesn't mean that the two are *always* mutually exclusive either.
Language - it's complicated!
@@lavenderlavender3952 I was trying to be diplomatic...and the Colbert Report sharp skewering has been sorely missed and was funnier (in my opinion)...
I miss Colbert and Stewart from this period. They were the greatest and the quickest.
Who would think a means of communication limited to one-hundred and forty characters would create misunderstandings?
LOL.
I'm Asian and I approve this message! Colbert Nation Forever!
How many Asians here were actually offended by Colbert? Seriously?
I certainly didn't care, if anything I kinda liked the fact that we got mentioned, nobody ever thinks of us whenever people talk about racism, at best we're an afterthought most of the time, which is why I think Colbert mentioned us to begin with,
It kinda would have sounded a little too harsh if his fictional org was about a group that people were more sensitive about (I won't mention who, but I'm sure you can imagine who I'm talking about)
The thing is that the people who were offended were people who tries to steal an aspect of humanity. I call them parasites.
They were mostly white people who think everything is racist.
Dude i actually really want to know who you're talking about it...
Ron Kings I'd like to know who YOU'RE talking about
"(I won't mention who, but I'm sure you can imagine who I'm talking about)" BITCH :3
And here's Colbert now denying that there is such a thing as cancel culture
Colbert is a true gentleman and a very clever family guy. I respect this man and watch him all the time. You're my favorite talk show host of all time. True humorist and very sharp minded person who knows exactly what is he doing. Very knowledgeable and kind person.
Don't lump us all as one because of the behavior of a few imbeciles, thanks.
Sincerely,
A member of the internet.
Hmm, when did "the internet" start handing out memberships?
I became a member of the internet and all I got was this lousy youtube account
Denied1213 that sucks dude the shirt is soft as heck
Most amazing "fuck you" ever lol
Thank you God so very much for Stephen Colbert
So much FUN watching Stephen Colbert! When he doesn't make the news, he just stirs the pot! Love his humor!
I'm laughing so damn hard now..
That was pretty monologging :) The jesus tie in - Brilliant !!!
Saw this recording live it was so funny, his warm up guy was great and my dad asked stephen a question about his sister running for office.
I miss you Colbert.... What did they do to you???
They got to him.
Brilliant satire, as always!
Classic Colbert so much funnier than current Colbert
Msnbc bought him
@@davidmatthys481 and Comedy Central didn’t allow him to use this character either.
yesss! ikr
@@davidmatthys481 100% sheep 🐑..
@@davidmatthys481 yeah. He’s the worst now. Seriously the WORST!! He’s such a propagandist. Idk how he lives with himself.
"Sometimes I tweet from @StevenAtHome, at work in the bathroom"
LIKE YA DO
3:00 Whoever thought 140 characters would create chaos and missunderstanding.
I never thought it would get someone to stupidly crazy enough to climb that chaos ladder to the White house.
And yes I am watching this in 2020
Well, it's 280 characters now, so it's probably enough for the leader of the free world.
Colbert fucking rekt Malkin, holy shit
Oh yeah. That burn is not going to heal quickly...
Colbert Nailed That Idiot
I needed to see this today. It's happening again.
the fact their was people who thought this was not satire
well, put together. admirable research and defense of one's self on short notice. cudos.
This is the earliest use of "cancel" in a hashtag. And it's from conservatives. The same people on and on about cancel culture now.