+Derrick Belanger It will be ok, think about it... Bernie has shown that there are another path, that a clear message, and a willingness to fight, is what it takes to change the country. There are a small (very smal) chance that he can make it... And with the money he has raised, he can support a number of candidates to the House and the Senat... In the end, Bernie might well become one of the most powerfull men in the Senat... He can still fight
+Bubblehead 640 To be fair, a former-ceo that got drummed out with a 21-million dollar golden parachute in severance has plenty of time that can be wasted. Man, what I wouldn't give to run a company into the ground, and get rewarded handsomely for it, and then run for public office in my spare time! :-D It'd be a very nice life!
+Bubblehead 640 She was a last ditch effort to gain women voters. It didn't work. Best to loose quickly like this than continuing to loose state after state spending a fortune.
+Edgar Medina One poison appears a bit sketchy but hasn't killed anyone yet. The other has a pretty impressive fatality rate already. I'll go with the unknown on this one.
+jeff4justice Me personally, I only planned to vote if Sanders was the nominee. Since that isn't the case I'd rather save my vote for someone I actually connect and agree with rather than just to "stay liberal" or "stop trump."
+Trollaukinn I mean that is true, you're 100% right lol. But at the end of the day poison is poison and either way our country won't progress and grow stronger, but I do love Trumps motto of "Make America Great Again" 🙌
+Bent Neatly It was an accident, but you can see he decided to hug his campaign manager or whomever that man was, before his wife. That's still pretty messed up you don't choose to hug your wife who is right next to you.
+kevin hunter You mean the party that ended slavery and the Cold War? And what did the Democrats give us that was so great? Segregation, Japanese internment camps, dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Korean war, the Vietnam war, the Bay of Pigs, the Cuban missile crisis, the Iran hostage crisis, Monica Lewinsky, and ISIS? Please, both parties have sucked over the years.
44excalibur Let me explain what I meant by "May there never be a party like you again" I hope there isn't a party that is so hypocritical that it was the most progressive party at the time that ended slavery and put america back together after the civil war. But, eventually turns into a bigotry party that wants the conservative politics (which is the opposite of progressive by definition) to oppress and control millions of people for there own benefit even though it will not benefit even there own grand children in the long run.
***** Okay, let's review. First of all, the Republican party under Lincoln was a party made of up many factions, only one of which was progressive. They also had a conservative business-oriented party and moderates all of which were part of the former Whig party. Second, the Republican party didn't just become a "bigotry" party. True, many of the bigoted southern Democrats left the party and became Republicans after Kennedy and LBJ pushed for civil rights reforms, but do you think that all of the Teddy, Eisenhower, and Rockefeller Republicans from the northeast, central, and western states just up and vanished? The southern Dems that became Republicans are bigoted because they're southerners, not Republicans. Third, you seem to think that "conservative" and "progressive" are defined by "bad" and "good." Let me remind you that "conservative" implies less centralized government and greater free market and private sector control, while "progressive" implies a more centralized, activist government. Those differing philosophies on how government should work have nothing to do with race, it has to do with where power should go, with the states and the public, or with the elites in government. Right now voters on both sides are angry at the elite establishment, which is why you have Trump on one side and Sanders on the other. The Democrats are having their own little rebellion led by the Sanders voters who want to push the Democratic party away from the traditions of FDR, Kennedy, and Clinton, and closer to European socialism, which is by definition the anathema of American separation of powers under the Constitution. Fourth, let's not forget that the Democrats did not run on a platform of "civil rights" under Kennedy. Kennedy had LBJ as his VP pick to win over southern Democrats, and LBJ actually blocked Republican civil rights legislation in the '50's during Eisenhower's administration. When JFK reached out to Martin Luther King Jr.'s family after his arrest following a demonstration, Bobby Kennedy and LBJ flipped out, angry as hell that JFK could've cost them southern votes. These Democrats were not civil rights activists, they were running on a platform of beating the USSR in the arms race and the space race, and running to the right of Eisenhower and Nixon by accusing them of letting the USA fall behind. It was only after the Kennedy's saw an electoral gold mine in luring African American voters away from the Republicans(MLK was a Republican) that they courted African American voters to turn the election in their favor. This was part of the dirty tricks operation that the Kennedys employed in the 1960 election. In Chicago, African American communities recorded more people voting for Kennedy in 1960 than were actually alive. How exactly do dead people in cemeteries vote for JFK, I wonder? This is the same strategy the LBJ used later in 1964, when he famously quipped "We've lost the south for a generation" after signing the Civil Rights Act. LBJ conveniently went from being a southern Democrat who blocked Republican civil rights legislation in the '50's to signing civil rights legislation that secured African American votes in 1964 and ensured a landslide victory against Barry Goldwater. And afterwards, African American families saw their sons go off to fight and die in Vietnam, as the draft under LBJ targeted low-income communities and non-college youths. When Nixon adopted the "southern strategy" he was simply turning the Democrats' own strategy inside out. But did this mean that all of the northern, central, and western Republicans all of a sudden turned racist overnight? Former California Democrat turned Republican Ronald Reagan switched parties in the 1950's due to the Democrats' policies under the highly unpopular Truman, and what Reagan thought was a weak and feckless foreign policy after the Korean War and the Democrats' seeming capitulation to communist regimes. As the Democrats embraced the left, they also seemed to embrace socialism, which is what drove many Cold War Democrats to the Republicans. Was there a racist element in the Republican party after Nixon's southern strategy? Of course, because the Dixiecrats were most certainly racist. But that only confirms a racist element in the Democratic party as well. And how then do you explain the Regan Democrats who voted Republican in the 1980's? These blue-collar, moderate Dems in the northeast and Midwest, many of whom became Republicans, are supposed to be racist as well? And does not the Democrats pandering to minorities for votes to keep a rich, white, elitist Democrat establishment in power also count as racist? How long have the Democrats courted African American voters by promising the world and producing minimal results? Do you see the problems in the African American community even after eight years of Obama? And now they're doing the same with Latinos. If the Dems didn't see Latinos as the fastest growing demographic in the USA, do you think they'd pay so much attention to them? And do Latino voters actually think that the Democratic party can really fix the immigration system to their liking? They have this little thing standing in their way called the US Constitution. The Democrats are not going to be able to stop illegal immigration from being illegal. Believe me, both the Democratic and Republican parties blow the racist dog whistle, they just do it at different frequencies.
***** Uhh, Nixon wasn't even in power when JFK was killed. Nixon ran for California governor in 1962 and was defeated, and afterwards became a private citizen. He was working for a New York law firm, Nixon, Mudge, Rose, Guthrie & Alexander in 1963 when JFK was assassinated. And sure, JFK's father, Joe Kennedy, was the one with the mafia connections, but it is a matter of record that more voters voted for JFK in Chicago than were actually alive, and it is also true that JFK did not run on a civil rights platform in 1960 and only courted black voters to win the election. Why would JFK want LBJ, who was a favorite of Dixiecrats, if he had any interest in the civil rights movement? I'm not criticizing JFK, mind you, just pointing out that the Dems crap stinks as well.
+Craig Franklin Even as a Bernie supporter, we all now who the last one to fall is, and with him falling, the United States of America... it's going to be quite the tragic finale.
+TheBlackYoshie I wouldn't worry so much. Hillary isn't putting any pressure on him to step aside, which means she wants to appeal to his followers. She won't choose him as VP in all likelihood, but there's a nice populist democratic socialist senator in Ohio, I forget his name, who will carry on the torch. Odds are, Bernie will get a position in cabinet.
+0IIIIII You wouldn't say this, if you actually would've informed yourself about the details of their programs. (Or in Hillarys case the lack thereof.) Hillary just says all kinds of nonsense to get elected.
+0IIIIII Hillary is the queen of useless meaningless platitudes. "We're going to break down the barriers!" "We need to start talking about this." blah blah. Bernie spits substance 24/7.
I'm hungry for an end to the failed 2 party system charade. It's like WWE - enemies on camera fooling naive children while working for the same corporate bosses behind the scenes.
It's funny how if I remember correctly the Republican Party came out of the split remains of the Whig party, and now look at what's happening to the Republicans... quite sad, actually.
+Spencer West Sadly, you're correct. It'll be a sad day when Sanders loses... but an inevitable one. At least he's had some positive change on Hillary.
Moist Von Lipwig He is the last standing out of 17 candidates, all of whom were hailed as the best variety of candidates the Republican Party put up in years. He's last in the race because he defeated everyone else; other candidates knew they had no chance, or else they'd still be in.
+thekingchrissyg I'd give him the defeat if people had still been running and he actually won with votes. And then I would have moved out of the stares.
+George Salafatinos He tends to be gracious to those he has vanquished...for about 20 seconds. I suspect he also, magnanimous in victory, sends each fallen rival a coupon for a free weekend at one of his resorts. Or 50% off a week. (Taxes, meals and gratuities not included.) Note, though, that Ted's optimism is for "the long term future". In other words, maybe not the next 4.5 years or so?
+Aleksandra G. Vicente Fox just apologized to him. He isn't even thinking about Hillary lol... Pres of Mexico sees the writing on the WALL... Trump will be President
+DARIVS ARCHITECTVS Hillary-the same old same old. Trump-will there be WWIII if somebody insult his toupee or his wife? Will he comparing penis size with other world leaders at G8? At this point, I'll vote for Bernie in the primary and I'll be voting against the republicans regardless who the democrats nominate because the supreme court justice nomination is at stake. This is a lifetime appointment people. You want to fuck over future generations for 20-30 years just because your Bernie or your Hillary didn't get nominated?
I am 12 years old actually. How do I look 9?????? I am just saying that Cato is like Donald Trump because they are both people who have a lot of followers and are not the best option
bella haller ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION BITCH, sorry I didn't mean to burst out like that sometimes when I meet people who arRRRE COMPLETE BITCHEZ THEY FUCKING GOD SHIT
***** I didn't say right/wrong, I said worst. There were many wrong choices, some significantly better than the others, and she made the worst of those choices. She wanted troops to stay there, too. Typical warmongerer. She isn't explicitly for war, but the corporations want war for profit, and she'll do what the corporations want.
+Domn8tr 19 Hillary has gotten people killed do to poor judgement or worse on purpose. As a war vet I will go with Trump. At least he's got my back in a fight.
Whoa! Final Showdown! Clinton and Trump remain! ... WAIT! WHATS THAT! THERE'S ANOTHER TRIBUTE! He out lasted them all when none of the Capitol City odd-makers said he could! And its Bernie Sanders.
No, the final tribute will be killary. THE REAL showdown will be between Bernie sanders and and a piece of shit with a tupee. THEN we will see the final tribute go, Donald Krumpf, leaving president sanders in charge. Are you feeling the bern yet?
+Camilo19832001 Yes, President Sanders is what I want, I think you misunderstood my point, everyone is saying its Hillary vs Trump when Bernie is still in.
+King Shoeless pffft. Berries campaign is dead. The writings on the wall. He'll never catch up to Hilary's delegate lead. You can feel the been all you want but the Bernie fire has gone out. I'd bet my life savings on it.
Never expected the Republican party to die this way. Pretty crazy. Myopic yuppie or creepy guy... I almost feel bad for them in a way. But I always knew the Tea Party train led to crazy town.
OG_Ravioli Dog Right? If anything Trump simply revealed the manic, hateful, bigoted types of people who exist on the right and have supported the Republican party all this time. Not that all right wingers are this way, but apparently a sizable portion of them are.
+Marissa Nah, the monster was already grown as fuck by 2010. I remember thinking "Damn, these guys are pandering to the shittiest demographic, ever. Shit's gonna get weird." Didn't expect it to blow up in their face so badly. I really think these are the death throes of the GOP. The Donald is already their guy. They won't be taken seriously for a very long time, if ever again.
PLEASE DO THIS FOR EVERY ELECTION OR SPORTS TEAM AND MORE. I LOVE this some much I'm die on the inside Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha had. 😂 "He maybe gone, but he's not...... who are we talking about again?" Best line I love it! 😂
Just when you think that a name like "Lyin' Ted" sticks to someone as manipulative as Ted Cruz, Stephen Colbert one ups everybody by christening him as "Dyin' Ted!" Classic!
+Sylvie Blu his mathematical chance is closely up to that he has to win 99% of the remaining delegate, also, you have to hope that the superdelegates would vote for him in June (which is unlikely)
+Anh Anh I'm not sure where you got those numbers from. He actually only has to win about 65% of the delegates. Still, his chances of winning every state moving forward by that much is probably as low as 1%, giving Hillary a 99% chance. Still, I'll hold onto that 1% chance and hope for the best. :)
+Smecksee I'm happy you're holding out hope. But in the case that Hillary does secure the nomination, please for the love of all that is good and sane, vote for her so we don't end up with Trump.
Ted Cruz accidentally hit his wife in the face not once, but twice in 2:00 like damn that's a Tekken combo right there
I believe it's square, forward, square
+evklinken IT IS LOL
Actually, three times 😂
he needs to work on his button mashing skills.
+Fernanda Azaria lol
"District Human?" I'm dead lmao
+Prongsify oh my goshhhhh. It should've veen District Zodiac! lmfao
+AksentNetharia District Zodiac Lizard
+AksentNetharia I'd rather have "District Zodiac"
"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you."
-Sen. Lindsey Graham
*(LMFAO!)*
+MadnessInIsolation Dying XD that shit was SAVAGE!
+MadnessInIsolation
That was some cold ass shit.
I bet Cruz' family keeps some packed luggage & spare passports in a closet in case the opportunity presents itself
so disappointed cruz's district wasnt district zodiac
ssaaaaaaaame
+Theodore someone is angry
Boo hoo
I am too I was expecting that
Donald Trump running for president, Angry Birds making a movie ... the world is becoming a satire of itself.
+AJBfc It's just a shitty phase. It'll pass eventually
+AJBfc life imitates art...
Also emoji movie
+C Mufasa It's not a phase, mom!
Xeno Fractal Holy shit, in case others were wondering, they actually are making an emoji movie.
"half-kissed frog prince" THAT'S IT, it's always been on the tip of my tongue on how to describe Cruz's face.
+Simon Carlile I always thought "Plasticine", or "Claymation" character, but "half-kissed frog" will do!
America has turned into real life Southpark!
+Battlefield 5
Then real life Idiocracy once Trump is elected.
+carstereobandits Oh no, we are well into idiocracy territory.
+Battlefield 5 South park is a better place to live than America
+Battlefield Southpark has always been based on events that happen in real life.
+Kal El Nope
Ted Cruz: "the half kissed frog prince" LOLOLOLOL
"don't worry, she's fine as long as Ted Cruz doesn't try to hug her" HAHAHAHAH!
Half kissed Frog Prince !!! Lololol
+Bruce Wayne #Exitpollgate
His Ceasar flickermann impression is spot on! It's going to be hilarious when he crowns the victor in the November!
Aged like milk 😅
Damn, life is tough when Lindsay Graham can effectively cast shade at you.
Seriously the best line of the whole campaign :)
so trump is gop's nominee? good god... what has this country come to?...
+oeiwyuzl84332165 Election fraud and the demobots are worse. #exitpollgate
+Johnny bizaro sore loserism, though, is by far the worst.
A nation where the Democrats are our last hope. For once in this nation, I hope Republicans are hearing up to vote Democrat.
+oeiwyuzl84332165
don't worry the GOP is still attempting to screw him over
+DylanDude A bunch of them already are. Even Rubio sent out a tweet saying he'd rather his followers vote democrat than Trump
People are like "Yes Ted is gone!!" I'm like so are you happy that Donald Trump is probably gonna be President
yes
Yup. #Trump2016
Absolutely
yes
Obvi
half-kissed frog prince lmao
+Jordan Link He's still part frog... did you see how gracefully he zotted that booger?
+William Ross oh god, don't remind me of that image again.
I'm dreading the day he says farewell to Bernie.
+Derrick Belanger It will be ok, think about it... Bernie has shown that there are another path, that a clear message, and a willingness to fight, is what it takes to change the country.
There are a small (very smal) chance that he can make it... And with the money he has raised, he can support a number of candidates to the House and the Senat... In the end, Bernie might well become one of the most powerfull men in the Senat... He can still fight
HOORAY for socialism!!
+Nate Castle *Communism
taneh and michay Shaianna Gee 12 to taneh and michay shaianna
+Shaiannatanehmichay
Select someone to be your co-runner then drop out of campaign. #WasteHerTime2016
+Bubblehead 640 To be fair, a former-ceo that got drummed out with a 21-million dollar golden parachute in severance has plenty of time that can be wasted. Man, what I wouldn't give to run a company into the ground, and get rewarded handsomely for it, and then run for public office in my spare time! :-D It'd be a very nice life!
+Bubblehead 640 She was a last ditch effort to gain women voters. It didn't work. Best to loose quickly like this than continuing to loose state after state spending a fortune.
Trump Vs Hillary? Oh fuck .... #PickYourPoison2k16 😔
+Edgar Medina One poison appears a bit sketchy but hasn't killed anyone yet. The other has a pretty impressive fatality rate already. I'll go with the unknown on this one.
+jeff4justice Me personally, I only planned to vote if Sanders was the nominee. Since that isn't the case I'd rather save my vote for someone I actually connect and agree with rather than just to "stay liberal" or "stop trump."
+Trollaukinn I mean that is true, you're 100% right lol. But at the end of the day poison is poison and either way our country won't progress and grow stronger, but I do love Trumps motto of "Make America Great Again" 🙌
+MsPark Me a trumpbot? Oh no no no 😯🔫 lol
Trump 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
When he does this for Bernie I'm actually gonna be sad
+TheNamelessProtagonist We can all cheer if the FBI steps in.
+Political Dunce sorry not till general election where Donald trump will doom us all
+TheNamelessProtagonist Hopefully, the DNC will have a Plan B, although I've learned not to have a lot of faith in those elitists.
+TheNamelessProtagonist Perhaps Colbert will make a special episode if Hillary goes to prison mid-general election.
+Political Dunce plan B? from what I can tell the Democratic party wants Hillary. Although the Republicans really don't want Trump.
"half kissed frog Prince Ted Cruz!" Dead. 😂
Cruz's campaign was the greatest practical joke in human history
nah we still have Donald Trump
+log gard I said human history. Trump's campaign is galactic history.
+Joaq Wizard Phoenix with plenty of competition.
+Joaq Wizard Phoenix And Trump being the last Republican is that last kick in the teeth.
I think Jeb bush was more of a joke. Please clap
Been waiting for this one. Zodiac killer is out.
Stephen is using Trump's barber now.
Where's Andro? Bring back Andro!!
+Klodian Ozuni I know!!! LOVE ANDRO!!
When you enter the voting booth you only need write two words.
Crab people.
Crab people 2016!
Nice
+Schnobel Mcshtinkaldorf You know, here in Russia, we sometimes call Putin a crab. Just FYI.
+Schnobel Mcshtinkaldorf
Taste like crab. Talk like people. Crab people 2016! (still better than Jeb Bush)
So rob trujillo...
Does Trump represent District Orange or District Bronzer?
+SatansWerewolf District YUGE
+Nicholas Bevins Let's hope not.
IDK but Hillary must represent the capital or District Bengazhi, District email, District...... Idk
+SatansWerewolf
Bernie is District 99%
+SatansWerewolf DISTRICT ORANGE BRONZER. Oh, and +SatansWerewolf, you're fired. I'm YUGE, and you're a lying Ded.
how is him smacking his wife while hugging a man not bigger news?
Because it was an accident. I hate Ted Cruz but the man didn't mean to hit his wife obviously
imminent
pffff....how does your hand smack your wife, and you care so little you just follow through like she doesnt exist?
+Bent Neatly It was an accident, but you can see he decided to hug his campaign manager or whomever that man was, before his wife. That's still pretty messed up you don't choose to hug your wife who is right next to you.
I want to play hungry for power bottom games.
Run for president then
Run for president then
+Kiran Valenzuela what they said is not what you think
Craigslist casual encounters ;)
And just like that the republican party was dead..... Rest in peace.. May there never be a party like you again.....
+kevin hunter You mean the party that ended slavery and the Cold War? And what did the Democrats give us that was so great? Segregation, Japanese internment camps, dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Korean war, the Vietnam war, the Bay of Pigs, the Cuban missile crisis, the Iran hostage crisis, Monica Lewinsky, and ISIS? Please, both parties have sucked over the years.
44excalibur Let me explain what I meant by "May there never be a party like you again" I hope there isn't a party that is so hypocritical that it was the most progressive party at the time that ended slavery and put america back together after the civil war. But, eventually turns into a bigotry party that wants the conservative politics (which is the opposite of progressive by definition) to oppress and control millions of people for there own benefit even though it will not benefit even there own grand children in the long run.
***** Okay, let's review. First of all, the Republican party under Lincoln was a party made of up many factions, only one of which was progressive. They also had a conservative business-oriented party and moderates all of which were part of the former Whig party. Second, the Republican party didn't just become a "bigotry" party. True, many of the bigoted southern Democrats left the party and became Republicans after Kennedy and LBJ pushed for civil rights reforms, but do you think that all of the Teddy, Eisenhower, and Rockefeller Republicans from the northeast, central, and western states just up and vanished? The southern Dems that became Republicans are bigoted because they're southerners, not Republicans.
Third, you seem to think that "conservative" and "progressive" are defined by "bad" and "good." Let me remind you that "conservative" implies less centralized government and greater free market and private sector control, while "progressive" implies a more centralized, activist government. Those differing philosophies on how government should work have nothing to do with race, it has to do with where power should go, with the states and the public, or with the elites in government. Right now voters on both sides are angry at the elite establishment, which is why you have Trump on one side and Sanders on the other. The Democrats are having their own little rebellion led by the Sanders voters who want to push the Democratic party away from the traditions of FDR, Kennedy, and Clinton, and closer to European socialism, which is by definition the anathema of American separation of powers under the Constitution.
Fourth, let's not forget that the Democrats did not run on a platform of "civil rights" under Kennedy. Kennedy had LBJ as his VP pick to win over southern Democrats, and LBJ actually blocked Republican civil rights legislation in the '50's during Eisenhower's administration. When JFK reached out to Martin Luther King Jr.'s family after his arrest following a demonstration, Bobby Kennedy and LBJ flipped out, angry as hell that JFK could've cost them southern votes. These Democrats were not civil rights activists, they were running on a platform of beating the USSR in the arms race and the space race, and running to the right of Eisenhower and Nixon by accusing them of letting the USA fall behind. It was only after the Kennedy's saw an electoral gold mine in luring African American voters away from the Republicans(MLK was a Republican) that they courted African American voters to turn the election in their favor. This was part of the dirty tricks operation that the Kennedys employed in the 1960 election. In Chicago, African American communities recorded more people voting for Kennedy in 1960 than were actually alive. How exactly do dead people in cemeteries vote for JFK, I wonder?
This is the same strategy the LBJ used later in 1964, when he famously quipped "We've lost the south for a generation" after signing the Civil Rights Act. LBJ conveniently went from being a southern Democrat who blocked Republican civil rights legislation in the '50's to signing civil rights legislation that secured African American votes in 1964 and ensured a landslide victory against Barry Goldwater. And afterwards, African American families saw their sons go off to fight and die in Vietnam, as the draft under LBJ targeted low-income communities and non-college youths. When Nixon adopted the "southern strategy" he was simply turning the Democrats' own strategy inside out.
But did this mean that all of the northern, central, and western Republicans all of a sudden turned racist overnight? Former California Democrat turned Republican Ronald Reagan switched parties in the 1950's due to the Democrats' policies under the highly unpopular Truman, and what Reagan thought was a weak and feckless foreign policy after the Korean War and the Democrats' seeming capitulation to communist regimes. As the Democrats embraced the left, they also seemed to embrace socialism, which is what drove many Cold War Democrats to the Republicans. Was there a racist element in the Republican party after Nixon's southern strategy? Of course, because the Dixiecrats were most certainly racist. But that only confirms a racist element in the Democratic party as well. And how then do you explain the Regan Democrats who voted Republican in the 1980's? These blue-collar, moderate Dems in the northeast and Midwest, many of whom became Republicans, are supposed to be racist as well?
And does not the Democrats pandering to minorities for votes to keep a rich, white, elitist Democrat establishment in power also count as racist? How long have the Democrats courted African American voters by promising the world and producing minimal results? Do you see the problems in the African American community even after eight years of Obama? And now they're doing the same with Latinos. If the Dems didn't see Latinos as the fastest growing demographic in the USA, do you think they'd pay so much attention to them? And do Latino voters actually think that the Democratic party can really fix the immigration system to their liking? They have this little thing standing in their way called the US Constitution. The Democrats are not going to be able to stop illegal immigration from being illegal. Believe me, both the Democratic and Republican parties blow the racist dog whistle, they just do it at different frequencies.
***** Uhh, Nixon wasn't even in power when JFK was killed. Nixon ran for California governor in 1962 and was defeated, and afterwards became a private citizen. He was working for a New York law firm, Nixon, Mudge, Rose, Guthrie & Alexander in 1963 when JFK was assassinated. And sure, JFK's father, Joe Kennedy, was the one with the mafia connections, but it is a matter of record that more voters voted for JFK in Chicago than were actually alive, and it is also true that JFK did not run on a civil rights platform in 1960 and only courted black voters to win the election. Why would JFK want LBJ, who was a favorite of Dixiecrats, if he had any interest in the civil rights movement? I'm not criticizing JFK, mind you, just pointing out that the Dems crap stinks as well.
***** Uhh, I said that Nixon was not in power when JFK was assassinated, not LBJ.
So, Carly Fiorina has the honor of appearing on the ceiling twice? What was her previous District?
Hewlett Packard
+Buenomars I thought it was District Paper Jam.
+MediocreSuperhero I thought it was Paper Jam?
+Buenomars she came back from the fallen
i dont think ted cruz has a soul.. he might be a machine seriously
+jammin yammin And Rubio both... Rub I/O
+jammin yammin Noo. Machines aren't capable of evil. :3
+Smecksee unless you program them to be evil
that's hillary. look it up
+jammin yammin that's offensive to robot-americans
The animated Trump, has been old since the first time they used it...
+MrHeems no you are.
Making fun of Trump's dumbness and destroying him will never get old
Zodiac killer has been defeaTED.
Half-kissed frog prince......I almost died there!
It's 4 in the morning and I literally screeched like a pterodactyl with laughter when he elbowed his wife with that hug!!!
Ted Cruz went down SWINGING, LITERALLY!
We all know who's next, and it is going to break my poor little heart.
+Craig Franklin Even as a Bernie supporter, we all now who the last one to fall is, and with him falling, the United States of America... it's going to be quite the tragic finale.
+TheBlackYoshie I wouldn't worry so much. Hillary isn't putting any pressure on him to step aside, which means she wants to appeal to his followers.
She won't choose him as VP in all likelihood, but there's a nice populist democratic socialist senator in Ohio, I forget his name, who will carry on the torch.
Odds are, Bernie will get a position in cabinet.
+TheBlackYoshie stay mad Bernie Bros. Bernie Sanders is almost identical to Hillary Clinton anyways
+0IIIIII
You wouldn't say this, if you actually would've informed yourself about the details of their programs. (Or in Hillarys case the lack thereof.)
Hillary just says all kinds of nonsense to get elected.
+0IIIIII Hillary is the queen of useless meaningless platitudes. "We're going to break down the barriers!"
"We need to start talking about this." blah blah. Bernie spits substance 24/7.
I'm hungry for an end to the failed 2 party system charade. It's like WWE - enemies on camera fooling naive children while working for the same corporate bosses behind the scenes.
1 party systems don't work either they just make dictatorships
Canada has a 4 party system.
But you'll always get extremists either way.
+jeff4justice It's OK, the rest of the sane world will come and install a democracy for you eventually.
It's funny how if I remember correctly the Republican Party came out of the split remains of the Whig party, and now look at what's happening to the Republicans... quite sad, actually.
+jeff4justice its only broken because most of the people behind it have no morals or any real sense of honor.
and that is why America is what it has become. Morals are dead.
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Tfey
Half-Kissed Frog Prince lmao!!!!!!!
I love the hungry for power games
I don't
ohhhh don't we all
they've really done a great job with that damn cartoon lol
If we continue down this path the hunger games will no longer be fiction
"Nooo...But more importantly yeeeeees" hahah
I always knew Grandpa Munster would never be president.
+Jon Michael Halsey Just wait until Eddie Munster runs in 2020.
I have been waiting for someone to drop out so we could get another episode😂 Finally!😂😍👏🏻
Henceforth, being elbowed in the face should be known as a "Ted Cruz hug."
Districts 'Deli Meat', 'Human?' and 'Toner'. Yes writers, yes.
Cruz, Kasich, AND Fiorina? Oh baby a triple!
Carly Fiorina - District Toner
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DAMN DONALD, back at it again with the white suit!!!11!!1!!1
Your people over looked the weird Cruz-Fiorina handholding! :( its so funny.
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Lindsay graham can say the same thing about Donald Trump
+Jeannie Weasly ... Or himself.
you mean Donald Snow
+Autojones I'm not a Repub, but I kinda like Graham. At least he is funny on purpose.
+LBickford1 I have no idea what Graham stands for, but I like him as a person
+Jeannie Weasly only you can replace every time he said "Senate" with "the World". (:
Darnit. All this time and I never realized the districts had names.
where is anderson cooper, colbert? you promised him.
Ted Cruz 2016 = True z0d16c
Mind blown
That's a gorgeous champagne glass
I feel the audience isn't gunna be to happy at the next hungry for power games. SPOILER: Trump and Hillary arent going anywhere.
+Spencer West Sadly, you're correct. It'll be a sad day when Sanders loses... but an inevitable one. At least he's had some positive change on Hillary.
+J.M. Alexia It'll be a while, hes not leaving till the end.
+Zach K. I voted for him and it's not over till it's over but im not gunna be naive about the reality of politics.
+J.M. Alexia she always changes so long as you vote for her....in the end she will do what her funders please.....
Spencer West Agreed
lmfao. watched it again, realized he said 5 de mayonnaise cuz their white hahaha. I'm dying again
False, Donald Trump doesn't drink alcohol.
Colbert is a nervous wreck.
+いちごパンダ Is that why he's winning?
+KidWithIT is best He's winning the Republican nomination cause he's the only one left
Moist Von Lipwig
He is the last standing out of 17 candidates, all of whom were hailed as the best variety of candidates the Republican Party put up in years.
He's last in the race because he defeated everyone else; other candidates knew they had no chance, or else they'd still be in.
+thekingchrissyg I'd give him the defeat if people had still been running and he actually won with votes. And then I would have moved out of the stares.
+Moist Von Lipwig *states
"He ran a tough race, but he was really bad at it and his father killed JFK, pathetic."
That was killer. Cartoon Trump's writers are hilarious. xD
Where's Anderson Cooper? ;D
+daAnT1990 I was surprised too since he said he wanted to be part of it, maybe it was a scheduling conflict?
+ArgonTheAware Probably yes.
I believe that most people thought we are going trough a contested convention
on time out. he is not supposed to voice his opinion
I was thinking the same thing. Hopefully they didn't just outright forget about him.
+daAnT1990 Maybe they'll bring him when Bernie falls, or in the GE after the last loser drops
Trump surprisingly actually did say very nice words about ted cruz after ted announced.
+George Salafatinos He tends to be gracious to those he has vanquished...for about 20 seconds.
I suspect he also, magnanimous in victory, sends each fallen rival a coupon for a free weekend at one of his resorts. Or 50% off a week. (Taxes, meals and gratuities not included.)
Note, though, that Ted's optimism is for "the long term future". In other words, maybe not the next 4.5 years or so?
The whole 'cartoon trump' thing is really cringy
+Henry Wallace i feel like im watching a childrens show
Tbh any time Colbert is being "political" aka bashing republicans is really cringy
+Henry Wallace Seriously, the cartoon Trump is incredibly lame and unfunny and should go away as an ongoing bit.
+Rocco that's literally what made him popular, it's just comedy.
I agree. #NeverCartoonTrump
Kasich is out?
Who is going to protect us from Zanthom now!?
There's something very contrary about how profoundly I dislike "the REAL Donald Trump" and how much I like his cartoonish version.
+Aleksandra G. so true
+Aleksandra G. Vicente Fox just apologized to him. He isn't even thinking about Hillary lol... Pres of Mexico sees the writing on the WALL... Trump will be President
+Aleksandra G. It's because the real trump is so cartoonish that seeing him in 3d live action just doesn't feel right.
Man can the Zodiac Killer do anything right aside from murdering a bunch of people?
Even hugging a dude results with elbowing his wife.
Make way for President Catastrophe II : Hillary or Trump. We are FUCKED.
Hillary isn't bad... The email thing is minor which I bet is Tho only reason you dislike her.
+EJ Rumbos That and the fact that she's contradicts herself.
+EJ Rumbos Do Research She Is The ESTABLISHMENT She Only Care About Here Millionaire/Billionaire Donors Not The People
+DARIVS ARCHITECTVS Hillary-the same old same old. Trump-will there be WWIII if somebody insult his toupee or his wife? Will he comparing penis size with other world leaders at G8? At this point, I'll vote for Bernie in the primary and I'll be voting against the republicans regardless who the democrats nominate because the supreme court justice nomination is at stake. This is a lifetime appointment people. You want to fuck over future generations for 20-30 years just because your Bernie or your Hillary didn't get nominated?
+Daniel Hughes let's not forget Benghazi
Great, now they cant show the road to white house.
oh they can, but it be just hillary marching by herself to the white house, of course trumps head will appear on the dome of the white house as usual.
+Shaun Elemens It will be the climax fight - Dorothy vs Witch.
Good news we'll at least get one more hungry for powers games before the final tributes duke it out
This skit was a great idea. Combining cartoon Donald Trump with the Hungry for Power Games.
yep. I love his opulent dedign
Donald trump is like Cato from the original hunger games
+bella haller And you're like 9 so who really cares?
C'mon Bella.
I am 12 years old actually. How do I look 9?????? I am just saying that Cato is like Donald Trump because they are both people who have a lot of followers and are not the best option
bella haller ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION BITCH, sorry I didn't mean to burst out like that sometimes when I meet people who arRRRE COMPLETE BITCHEZ THEY FUCKING GOD SHIT
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Haha! Colbert is awesome, and so are all the other protégés of John Stewart! Peace and love to all from Houston, TX :-) - Jon
But seriously EVERYONE LEFT needs to get out and vote BERNIE 2016!!
*WE CANNOT HAVE HILLARY CLINTON IN THE WHITE HOUSE*
*VOTE TRUMP*
+Domn8tr 19 But Hillary has lots of experience at always making the worst choice...
***** I didn't say right/wrong, I said worst. There were many wrong choices, some significantly better than the others, and she made the worst of those choices.
She wanted troops to stay there, too. Typical warmongerer. She isn't explicitly for war, but the corporations want war for profit, and she'll do what the corporations want.
+Domn8tr 19
Hillary has gotten people killed do to poor judgement or worse on purpose.
As a war vet I will go with Trump. At least he's got my back in a fight.
lol the last moment his audience cheered for Trump haha
They should have put "District Zodiac" for Ted.
Whoa! Final Showdown! Clinton and Trump remain! ... WAIT! WHATS THAT! THERE'S ANOTHER TRIBUTE! He out lasted them all when none of the Capitol City odd-makers said he could!
And its Bernie Sanders.
No, the final tribute will be killary. THE REAL showdown will be between Bernie sanders and and a piece of shit with a tupee. THEN we will see the final tribute go, Donald Krumpf, leaving president sanders in charge. Are you feeling the bern yet?
+Camilo19832001 Yes, President Sanders is what I want, I think you misunderstood my point, everyone is saying its Hillary vs Trump when Bernie is still in.
+King Shoeless huh, well I apologize fellow bern apostle, trying to work and "work" it's hard.
Camilo19832001 Ha ha I feel you.
+King Shoeless pffft. Berries campaign is dead. The writings on the wall. He'll never catch up to Hilary's delegate lead. You can feel the been all you want but the Bernie fire has gone out. I'd bet my life savings on it.
a place for you in trumps cabinet or at least his trophy room. ha ha, that's a good one. Winners win!
I gotta say that as much as I dislike Donald Trump, Cartoon Donald Trump is the funniest thing there is on cartoon politics! :-D
+Ian Gilbertson He does sound like he's saying "I'll read these lines if I have to" doesn't he?
"half-kissed frog prince" oh my god, I love you TLS writers
John Kasich should have been the nominee. :(
He's bought. Ignorant pleb.
+John Smith Yeah, but he's not Trump
Jack Lovejoy Politicians who are bought are controlled by the NWO and further it's agenda as soon as they see a dollar sign. No integrity whatsoever.
Kasich foreign policy would just be hugging ISIS into submission.
John Smith bro, calm down, you're making Alex Jones blush.
#dropouthillary
+Tommy Klein and?
+thecool24681 Hillary is to shady
+Andrew Vasquez No Bushes or Clintons.
+Andrew Vasquez Was that half of an analogy as in Hilary Clinton is to shady as Ted Cruz is to lie-y? Or did you mean too?
+Tom Rebman honestly all the caindates this year arent that good.the only person in the race that's actually better than not is bernie.
We're all doomed.
Never expected the Republican party to die this way. Pretty crazy. Myopic yuppie or creepy guy...
I almost feel bad for them in a way. But I always knew the Tea Party train led to crazy town.
+The Cadaver Uh, if anything its created its own Frankenstein monster, far worse than the Repub party itself
+Marissa Yeah. The amount of neo Nazi support that Trump has is pretty crazy. Watching his supporters and the things they say is terrifying.
OG_Ravioli Dog Right? If anything Trump simply revealed the manic, hateful, bigoted types of people who exist on the right and have supported the Republican party all this time. Not that all right wingers are this way, but apparently a sizable portion of them are.
+Marissa Nah, the monster was already grown as fuck by 2010. I remember thinking "Damn, these guys are pandering to the shittiest demographic, ever. Shit's gonna get weird."
Didn't expect it to blow up in their face so badly. I really think these are the death throes of the GOP. The Donald is already their guy. They won't be taken seriously for a very long time, if ever again.
PLEASE DO THIS FOR EVERY ELECTION OR SPORTS TEAM AND MORE. I LOVE this some much I'm die on the inside Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha had. 😂 "He maybe gone, but he's not...... who are we talking about again?" Best line I love it! 😂
I'm looking forward to November when we can see Trump's segment on the Hungry for Power Games. There's so much material to work with.
I thought Anderson Cooper was supposed to join in on the next one of these
Just when you think that a name like "Lyin' Ted" sticks to someone as manipulative as Ted Cruz, Stephen Colbert one ups everybody by christening him as "Dyin' Ted!" Classic!
Dose this mean I have to delete my UA-cam channel
At least change the profile pic. A little bit of vomit came up in the back of my mouth when I saw that thing.
No. Ted Cruz might not be the next president, but he'll always be the Zodiac killer.
Trump is now the nominee....? Really? I never thought it would actually come to this D:
Can't stump the Trump
+Wyatt Maier Did, did you just reference minecraft 206?
The next Hungry for Power Games is gonna be intense.
Cruz's pre-selection of Fiorina as a running-mate was perhaps the worst thought-out candidate stunt ever... of all time... But comedy gold.
You didn't invtie Annderson Cooper!
I was really dissapointed
It is absolutely a blood sport for the elite.
Distict Zodiac could have been better, but District Human? is also good lol
it's November and I miss these good times....
I wanna laugh at this but I can't since this leaves Trump unopposed... Lets of half of the country haven't lost their minds yet.
+Taylan Ertan The Trump train has no breaks.
+Euler Characteristic
brakes*
less than*****
I still have hopes for Bernie
+Sylvie Blu his mathematical chance is closely up to that he has to win 99% of the remaining delegate, also, you have to hope that the superdelegates would vote for him in June (which is unlikely)
+Sylvie Blu Hillary will win 56-44% over Trump. Bernie will retire from the Senate, and we can all get back to voting for Dancing with the Stars.
+Anh Anh I'm not sure where you got those numbers from. He actually only has to win about 65% of the delegates. Still, his chances of winning every state moving forward by that much is probably as low as 1%, giving Hillary a 99% chance. Still, I'll hold onto that 1% chance and hope for the best. :)
+Smecksee I'm happy you're holding out hope. But in the case that Hillary does secure the nomination, please for the love of all that is good and sane, vote for her so we don't end up with Trump.
+Smecksee your fucking stupid. Bernie has been mathematically eliminated from the entire race. Go out of your Bernie bro orgy