Tucker Carlson: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @紅葉-c2c
    @紅葉-c2c 3 роки тому +11986

    I will never forget when John described Tucker as 'as if the sound 'Thud' grew a body'.

    • @Bacalhoeira
      @Bacalhoeira 3 роки тому +405

      I loved the "human boat shoe"!

    • @nicholasnugen1689
      @nicholasnugen1689 3 роки тому +141

      I remember that and still can't think of a more fitting description

    • @fastfox7237
      @fastfox7237 3 роки тому +103

      wasn't it if the word thud grew a face?

    • @izambie6251
      @izambie6251 3 роки тому +214

      John also said that the answer to the question “Who would you have dinner with, dead or alive?” Would be “Tucker Carlson, dead.”

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 3 роки тому +6

      😀😁

  • @allyfleming4556
    @allyfleming4556 Рік тому +3519

    Don't you just love it when LastWeekTonight episodes age like fine wine?

    • @BluntJoint
      @BluntJoint Рік тому +40

      Cheers

    • @mantabloke8141
      @mantabloke8141 Рік тому +21

      it so as - i miss the void as well

    • @DrewDrewDrewDrew
      @DrewDrewDrewDrew Рік тому +10

      Mmmm 👨‍🍳 🤌

    • @blancoysb
      @blancoysb Рік тому +6

      Lmao missed the point completely 😂😂

    • @DrewDrewDrewDrew
      @DrewDrewDrewDrew Рік тому

      @Rob Neeth omg another Matt Walsh/Ben Shapiro red pill-er with cherry picked stats. Owned us. Why do you think conservatives are always on the wrong side of history? Maybe there’s a clue in the name?

  • @AloisAgos
    @AloisAgos 3 роки тому +3891

    Mom: "Are you the cookie thief?"
    Child: "Let me ask, just what exactly is a "cookie thief"? What exactly is that?"
    Mom: "That sounds like a confession."

    • @macomg.7169
      @macomg.7169 3 роки тому +88

      Underrated comment

    • @theoraexplora
      @theoraexplora 3 роки тому +85

      Where I come from, that kid catches hands the moment they furl their brow and use that sickening tone of voice

    • @jamesmiller2521
      @jamesmiller2521 3 роки тому +71

      Do mom want to destroy western civilization and America?

    • @goosejail
      @goosejail 3 роки тому +67

      As a mom, I saw thru his bullshit rhetoric right away.

    • @zepenance9571
      @zepenance9571 3 роки тому +20

      If i even looked at my mother wrong in this scenario i caught these hands across my face. Then cookie doesn't matter because my cheeks are too swollen to eat the cookie.
      that's called discipline and you bet i didn't ever figure out what a cookie thief was. Lol

  • @grantdole
    @grantdole Рік тому +1886

    I ran back to this the minute I heard Fox fired Tucker. I remember watching this when it came out... and now I needed to watch it again to celebrate.

    • @JarrodSwords
      @JarrodSwords Рік тому +55

      And nothing of value was lost.

    • @SyncityVengeance
      @SyncityVengeance Рік тому +22

      I came back to do the same. 😂🎉

    • @camero144
      @camero144 Рік тому +8

      Yeah

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 Рік тому +8

      I definitely did the same lol 🥂🥂

    • @TurantulaGaming
      @TurantulaGaming Рік тому +26

      Same. And to express, even if not the main story, I really want John to talk about this firing next show

  • @eleddar
    @eleddar 3 роки тому +18202

    You just know Tucker Carlson is gonna bring this up on his show.

    • @adrielsebastian5216
      @adrielsebastian5216 3 роки тому +768

      Tomorrow night, mark my words

    • @tommasocimmino3195
      @tommasocimmino3195 3 роки тому +927

      I have no access to Fox News (I'm Italian). Please tell me what will happen!

    • @therightway15
      @therightway15 3 роки тому +85

      Dang it! You beat me to it.

    • @adrielsebastian5216
      @adrielsebastian5216 3 роки тому +942

      @@tommasocimmino3195 he starts his show with one of those talking heads where he talks about current issues and lie about them for like 10 minutes straight (kinda like what you see in this segment). Seeing that John made this segment, Tucker will respond to it probably tomorrow.
      Oh and be grateful you can't watch Fox News.

    • @Ellicess
      @Ellicess 3 роки тому +71

      I can’t wait 😈

  • @rickytickytimbo9182
    @rickytickytimbo9182 3 роки тому +40327

    Every name in Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson is a last name. He's literally the antithesis of John William Oliver.

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 3 роки тому +1446

      Underrated comment

    • @starr0401
      @starr0401 3 роки тому +792

      Coincident? I think not.

    • @sunritroykarmakar4406
      @sunritroykarmakar4406 3 роки тому +142

      😂😂😂

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 3 роки тому +274

      ... must've been tough in grade school for Tucker with that name 😆..🤧..😷

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 3 роки тому +554

      @@Mondfischli he went to freaking La Jolla Country Day. Prep-ass private school. Everyone there has names like that

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 3 роки тому +12536

    Tucker, probably: “Does John Oliver hate America and freedom?”

    • @a54109
      @a54109 3 роки тому +158

      Yes

    • @tiandao8503
      @tiandao8503 3 роки тому +782

      Unlike Tucker, at least someone in John's immediate family served in the US military.

    • @zJoriz
      @zJoriz 3 роки тому +631

      "British woodpecker telling us how we should run our blessed democracy. Is that normal now? Is that what our nation has become?"

    • @mats7492
      @mats7492 3 роки тому +83

      @@tiandao8503 that’s doesn’t mean a fucking thing

    • @Daniel-ye3tm
      @Daniel-ye3tm 3 роки тому +131

      John Oliver does hate America and freedom.

  • @eepien
    @eepien Рік тому +741

    We better take John Oliver seriously. The man's choice of topics is impeccable.

    • @ecamp6360
      @ecamp6360 Рік тому +10

      Yeah, like "Timeshares" and "Homeowners Associations"; so relevant to the 99%.

    • @PJWALKER440
      @PJWALKER440 Рік тому +42

      ​@@ecamp6360 I mean… those are directly relevant to ~10% and and 27% of Americans respectively. And… there's the 'rents' and 'homelessness' topics…

    • @joeschmoe21
      @joeschmoe21 8 місяців тому

      He is a British Jew who hides his real name. John Oliver is a non-Jewish that he picked to deceive naive Americans. He was a failure in UK because everyone knows who he is. He gets extra cash from the Democrats to periodically do hit pieces that take down people that Democrats are scared of.

  • @ryanloescher6234
    @ryanloescher6234 3 роки тому +4243

    Oh the irony. Tucker says his show is nothing but the truth whereas FOX in court has argued that "no intelligent person would actually believe Tucker Carlson".

    • @derekweber6760
      @derekweber6760 3 роки тому +87

      Do you have a source on that? Sounds hilarious

    • @gretajo2109
      @gretajo2109 3 роки тому +20

      I would also enjoy watching that

    • @4thumb4
      @4thumb4 3 роки тому +34

      YESSS!!! WE NEED TO SPREAD THAT FACT!!

    • @4thumb4
      @4thumb4 3 роки тому +229

      www.npr.org/2020/09/29/917747123/you-literally-cant-believe-the-facts-tucker-carlson-tells-you-so-say-fox-s-lawye

    • @jangilbert8028
      @jangilbert8028 3 роки тому +99

      LOL! It’s true! No intelligent person would waste time watching him.

  • @user-bm9fo5kr1l
    @user-bm9fo5kr1l 3 роки тому +2577

    "If someone's liberation upsets you, there's a good chance that you were benefiting from their oppression."

    • @chevelleman88
      @chevelleman88 3 роки тому +37

      Nah, there’s just a good chance they didn’t need to be “liberated” and the agenda has nothing to do with expanding freedom, but rather constricting the freedom of the nation’s founders.

    • @dikshabishtsugda8763
      @dikshabishtsugda8763 3 роки тому +20

      That's a nice quote, where's it from?

    • @Daniel-ye3tm
      @Daniel-ye3tm 3 роки тому +29

      What liberation are you talking about? Open borders? This isn’t the 1960s anymore everyone has the same rights in the United States.

    • @Saiyanprince1114
      @Saiyanprince1114 3 роки тому +220

      @@Daniel-ye3tm It's so cute that you believe that.

    • @ladybluelotus
      @ladybluelotus 3 роки тому +125

      @@chevelleman88
      So, your opinion is that the 13th and 14th amendments were about restricting the rights of the long dead signers of the Declaration of Independence to enslave people?!
      Well, tell us how you really feel.

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 2 роки тому +2271

    It’s rather telling that he hears: “Dismantle the system of oppression” and thinks “dismantle the American system of Government.”

    • @bobf5360
      @bobf5360 2 роки тому

      its just so depressing that the mass shooting by a white supremacist was completely predictable, as seen in this old episode. Why is this whiter than paper jackasss not in jail?

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee 2 роки тому

      It's almost as if he is fully aware that the American government is inherently oppressive... hmmmm....

    • @kb866825
      @kb866825 2 роки тому

      The American system of government is the system of oppression though.

    • @andrewdias3097
      @andrewdias3097 2 роки тому

      US government systematically oppresses people? Never!!!

    • @funningames2243
      @funningames2243 2 роки тому +14

      Wow, there were supposed to be 4 comments under this comment??????

  • @cornelia080
    @cornelia080 Рік тому +252

    Crazy to watch this today as it was announced Tucker was removed from the network! (They say mutual decision, but if that was the case, they definitely would have given him a last show/episode.)

    • @lindalandrum9232
      @lindalandrum9232 11 місяців тому +5

      That last show of his was absolutely unhinged.

    • @bjrnn.2689
      @bjrnn.2689 3 місяці тому

      ​@@lindalandrum9232
      For those considering putting their work on the X platform, consider that Tucker Carlson's show when he was on TV, had single digit million viewers. Strong by legacy news standards. Views for his episodes on X now exceed the population of the United States.
      😉

  • @Zap_Rowsdower
    @Zap_Rowsdower 3 роки тому +15816

    Important note: Tucker stopped wearing his sad little bowties after Jon Stewart made fun of how dumb he looked in them.

  • @niamhcosgrave9545
    @niamhcosgrave9545 3 роки тому +415

    Barely anyone in his town had second names because him and his brother took them all

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 3 роки тому +9

      Hahaha, possibly the best comment. Big ups

    • @Circlewisewoman01
      @Circlewisewoman01 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 3 роки тому +4

      @5:59 sounds like he blackmailed the schoolmaster into getting him into a “prestigious” college by holding the guy’s daughter “ransom”.

    • @ejnickiii
      @ejnickiii 3 роки тому +1

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @omegachaos32
      @omegachaos32 3 роки тому +1

      Someone please explain this joke to me. What is a second name? Is that the same as a last name? Carlson?

  • @MeganJackson96
    @MeganJackson96 3 роки тому +1882

    Like how she said "system of oppression" and he immediately said "american system of government" lmao

    • @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
      @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 3 роки тому +95

      Freudian somethin' or other...
      (P.s. nice dog).

    • @FlawlesSanshiro
      @FlawlesSanshiro 3 роки тому +50

      sounds like these things 'might' be close to one another eh?

    • @skootty7151
      @skootty7151 3 роки тому +33

      Congratulation, you have played yourself lmao

    • @AquarialTV
      @AquarialTV 3 роки тому +9

      Really makes ya think

    • @topazbennett95
      @topazbennett95 3 роки тому +74

      Its why I don't really give conservatives the benefit of the doubt anymore honestly. Like, they try to play up the idea that they're ignorant to the verilent white supremacy in their political party, then go around and make a massive leap like this because they know their audience is going to see a woman of color being loud and feel personally victimized by something so trivial. She said she wanted to dismantle systems of oppression, and that's only going to read as an attack on American society/ western culture to you if you think America/the west is defined by those oppressive systems. Which, for many conservatives if not all of them, is exactly what they believe. Even if they refuse to admit it.

  • @bridget117
    @bridget117 Рік тому +75

    Sometimes when breaking news comes out I go looking for some bits from John and have a giggle.

    • @MenaceMan422
      @MenaceMan422 Рік тому

      how about you break your weight barrier will ya?

  • @SilverCyan
    @SilverCyan 3 роки тому +3336

    kinda wild that Tuck pretends people in his hometown didn't have ethnic identities considering it's 30 miles from one of the largest border crossings in the country

    • @slovetro
      @slovetro 3 роки тому +170

      And it's called La Jolla

    • @dhibba52
      @dhibba52 3 роки тому +96

      A very wealthy enclave in SOCAL.

    • @A1BASE
      @A1BASE 3 роки тому +210

      Yeah, but La Jolla is EXTREMELY exclusive and posh. It's not like you've got many minorities actually living there, and I seriously doubt he took many trips to El Cajon or Imperial Beach to actually mix with other races as he grew up.
      The closest he'll have come to actually encountering someone who isn't white is his family having some Mexican gardeners and a single trip to TJ to buy hookers as a teen.

    • @slovetro
      @slovetro 3 роки тому +33

      @@A1BASE I know about la jolla. My comment was regarding the Spanish name of the place only.

    • @killmewhileimahead
      @killmewhileimahead 3 роки тому +23

      @@slovetro a city in America with a “non English” sounding name says nothing about the people who live there.

  • @britishrocklovingyank3491
    @britishrocklovingyank3491 3 роки тому +2216

    I served between 1993-2000. They had maternity uniforms then. My commander's mom gave birth to him while she was active duty in the Navy during WWII. Women in service having babies have been around since war started.

    • @saraleila773
      @saraleila773 3 роки тому +86

      I would love to use the deserving title of a true patriot; HOWEVER, I feel such an honorable description has been tainted and used for evil.
      May I be humble and say, I’m proud of you!

    • @britishrocklovingyank3491
      @britishrocklovingyank3491 3 роки тому +120

      @@saraleila773 I feel the same way about the term patriot. I get so angry with shit like Tucker said. Very few military action involve direct action. It take armies of people to field an army. The women I served with did their very important work very well and without their efforts the military would grind to halt.
      Conservatives have no idea what history or reality is. They live in a fantasy land of how they want things to be ignoring everything that has and is happening.

    • @britishrocklovingyank3491
      @britishrocklovingyank3491 3 роки тому +47

      @An Intellectual Yes, because all of world history during that time took place in Europe. Things didn't happen in the rest of the world. Very intellectual. Now go brag to your Daddy Peterson what a great job you just did cleaning your room.

    • @spiraljumper74
      @spiraljumper74 3 роки тому +27

      @An Intellectual I like the low key troll. Your avatar and name are the cherries on top.

    • @ingevonschneider5100
      @ingevonschneider5100 3 роки тому +4

      Women who want to have babies shouldnt be in the military.

  • @tidepods5506
    @tidepods5506 3 роки тому +2795

    Someone: "Everyone in this country NEEDS free healthcare"
    Tucker: "See? They clearly hate the well-being of the people living in this country"

    • @brucedillon8358
      @brucedillon8358 3 роки тому +167

      @Not Sure no, because people who can't afford heathcare might die, and minorites can't afford heathcare, so they are more weak to serious condisions. Which is why we need free heathcare

    • @Ldytellis
      @Ldytellis 3 роки тому +67

      Lol crazy how other countries have living healthy people who benefit from government paid healthcare. I guess they figure they need living, healthy people to rule over. 😂😂

    • @scottgrohs5940
      @scottgrohs5940 3 роки тому +66

      God says that the gift of salvation is free. Is that evil?

    • @jeffreyloveless5334
      @jeffreyloveless5334 3 роки тому +19

      There is no such thing as free health care, it's paid by taxes. The government gets it's money from the people.

    • @electrified0
      @electrified0 3 роки тому +42

      @Not Sure No, but for someone who's already rich getting richer by encouraging that we deny basic human rights to the poor, that's certainly some borderline supervillain behavior.

  • @taylorkroff8254
    @taylorkroff8254 Рік тому +47

    John's points about Tucker fueling white nationalism in America is spot on. My mother used to be a very open-minded person. She viewed all people as equal (while in high school, she dated a black boy, even against her parents' wishes) and she was very empathetic towards marginalized groups. But over the last three to four years my mother has been watching Tucker and Fox News, and has become more obsessed and gone deeper and deeper down the dark alt-right paths. Now that Tucker has been fired from Fox, my mom and her husband are more obsessed with him than ever before, watching his show on Twitter every day and feasting upon every word he says. And now, my mother - by her own admission - is a White Nationalist.
    It's truly scary, folks!

    • @frtzkng
      @frtzkng Рік тому +1

      Proof that the Alt-Right is not only a blight, but also infectious.

    • @iontesla-coil4652
      @iontesla-coil4652 Рік тому +10

      In Australia it’s the same with Sky News. “Fox is so loud and shrill” frequently mentioned.
      All the while watching Peta; Rowan & Pete say exactly the same “Anglo/ Christian/ ‘conservative’ talking points” but from Australian POV.
      ☹️ i’ve actually gone from speaking to Mum very regularly to rarely; though we try to laugh about things.
      Incredibly sad because my reading and questioning originally came from her.

  • @mauryhatcher
    @mauryhatcher 3 роки тому +264

    "a man who spends 85% of his time making the befuddled face of a 13th Century farmer learning about Bitcoin" 🤣
    LMAO I'm stealing that one

  • @coldcoffee1506
    @coldcoffee1506 3 роки тому +2342

    I grew up in San Diego. To learn that he is from La Jolla is hilarious. To be from such a wealthy area and then make a career on “being the voice of the working man” is so ridiculous.

    • @FlawlesSanshiro
      @FlawlesSanshiro 3 роки тому +151

      ..also think that lots of working people voted for Trump who literally lives in a g o l d e n penthouse, not to mention so many other similar things he does.. How on earth working class people think the top elites are on their side is.. buffing to say the least....

    • @NotesNNotes
      @NotesNNotes 3 роки тому +73

      his "bohemian" mom literally up and left them when he was a kid and his dad was basically a CIA affiliate who worked to spread anti-commi propaganda to Cuba, I mean you can't make that shit up

    • @sashacurcic1719
      @sashacurcic1719 3 роки тому +89

      Yeah. I'm from San Diego too. As soon as he said La Jolla, I was like, "Yup. Checks out."

    • @elementalwinds9260
      @elementalwinds9260 3 роки тому +8

      @@FlawlesSanshiro idiots.. thats what they are.

    • @bobbyb9258
      @bobbyb9258 3 роки тому +9

      @@FlawlesSanshiro Then with the progressive identity politics pushed by multi-billion companies, it's safe to assume neither of the sides are for the working man. But then what do you do: you stop voting and try to violently overthrow the system?

  • @proteinaggie
    @proteinaggie 3 роки тому +3706

    Condolences to John's staff who had to wade through a career of Carlson for clips.

    • @AinSoph73
      @AinSoph73 3 роки тому +18

      @Smunstu Stinkymonster I wish there were a way of sharing this with all the dopes who tell us to “stop just watching liberal media.” I keep an eye on nuts like Tucker as well.

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek 3 роки тому +22

      All of the segments I've ever seen from this show follow the same repetitive format: present some "argumentation" and "facts" for about 10 seconds, then quickly follow these up with a snarky quip (which themselves overwhelmingly take the form of complete non-sequitur or otherwise absurd metaphor) before any rational processing of the preceding argument can take place in the mind of the viewer. Further telling is that the only 'beats' or mental pauses in the show's pacing exist solely to highlight the approving laughter or applause of the studio audience. Repeat this basic formula without variation 20-40 times in a row and you have one of the 12-20 minute 'segments' that form the backbone of the show.
      The end effect is (obviously) not to deliver information, but rather to literally teach the viewers -- on a subconscious level -- to mentally associate derisive laughter with any person or opinion that is at odds with the narrative's take on the chosen issue. And it accomplishes this by maintaining a strict adherence to a roughly 20-second cycle in which a stimulus is presented, and a response is cued. This is the sense in which the show is fundamentally hypnotic in effect -- even more so than its precursors in the genre (Daily Show, Colbert, etc).
      To my mind, Oliver's show is representative of the media's increasing mastery of the methodologies of mass conditioning; in fact it is almost such a perfect technical accomplishment that I would almost have to admire it on technical grounds, which moreover is in the hands of the entirely wrong people.

    • @AinSoph73
      @AinSoph73 3 роки тому +22

      @@MisterCovek I’ll give you this - Oliver is usually not funny. Let me be clear - I’m not saying he’s not always very funny; he is generally not funny at all. I think he recognizes how depressing his subject matter and delivery is and is now doing it this way intentionally. Millions of people watch including us so he clearly knows what he’s doing.
      Interesting that you put “argumentation” and “facts” in quotes considering how much of his arguing is done using video clips of the person in question.
      Which is it? literally teach? or do something on a subconscious level? Your terms offset each other.
      The show is hypnotic? Mate, its downright boring. The only reason I could easily make it through all 20+ minutes of this clip is because I can’t stand Tucker Carlson. I’ve frequently turned to other videos when Oliver/Stewart start with the dick jokes and other toilet/porn humor. Don’t get me started on how unfunny and cringeworthy Trevor Noah is. Colbert is by far the most talented and natural of anyone to step foot on the set of The Daily Show.

    • @AinSoph73
      @AinSoph73 3 роки тому +1

      @Harold Moore Thanks Captain Obvious; did I mention someone or something that I found funny to which you might be referring?

    • @asopher
      @asopher 3 роки тому +12

      They should get a stipend for 6 months of continued therapy for this one 😂

  • @lemmytheprodguy
    @lemmytheprodguy Рік тому +274

    It’s amazing to see this after Tucker Carlson got booted out of Fox News.

    • @zim._hates_dib
      @zim._hates_dib Рік тому +1

      What’s not amazing is his dick riders defending him and now hating on Fox cuz “tUcKer WaS ThE ReAsOn I EveN WaTchEd FoX!”

    • @MenaceMan422
      @MenaceMan422 Рік тому

      Quit yapping you Jew

  • @DrgnZip
    @DrgnZip 3 роки тому +8254

    Tucker: I speak the truth.
    Fox news lawyers: No one reasonable would take Tucker seriously.

    • @Butterflier00
      @Butterflier00 3 роки тому +216

      and that's the ticket...

    • @JubeiKibagamiFez
      @JubeiKibagamiFez 3 роки тому +367

      They said the exact same thing about Adolf Hilter in the late 1920's and early 30's... And we got Nazi Germany.

    • @Aleksandrlawgaming
      @Aleksandrlawgaming 3 роки тому +114

      @@JubeiKibagamiFez thats legit how rachel madow won her defamation lawsuit

    • @spencers4121
      @spencers4121 3 роки тому +126

      Isn't there a interview with Hannity also. And he basically says, his viewers are smart enough to know his show is opinion based.

    • @aguynamedshelly
      @aguynamedshelly 3 роки тому +70

      I'm surprised that he didn't cover this point.

  • @naryanr
    @naryanr 3 роки тому +2247

    Tucker was defended in court with, paraphrasing:
    _“No person in their right mind would believe Tucker Carlson.”_

    • @stickofbutter4043
      @stickofbutter4043 3 роки тому +28

      So was Rachel Maddow

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 3 роки тому +78

      @@stickofbutter4043 People don't watch her religiously.

    • @babis96ful
      @babis96ful 3 роки тому +19

      @@Hirnlego999 yeah they do

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 3 роки тому +93

      @@babis96ful Nope, there are numbers. When she had her tax reveal and it turned out to be old taxes she was mocked in media.
      Fox, Trump etc are downright cultist. And the worst informed of all.

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 3 роки тому +88

      @Smunstu Stinkymonster Yes it does matter, she's not employed by people who are as awful as those on Fox.
      She was not going to for instance lie about the dangers of the virus, which Fox did and this leads to a lot of Republican voters who won't even get vaccinated. = Lots of death people.

  • @Calpsotoma
    @Calpsotoma 3 роки тому +4406

    I'm disappointed John left out that Iraq had a higher literacy rating than some US states prior to the war.

    • @alishalchi1260
      @alishalchi1260 3 роки тому +740

      Lol writing was created in Iraq. The fact that he said Iraq has no culture is ridiculous. Like what!? It's literally the birthplace of civilization with the longest inhabited cities, not to mention all of the things they created such as time, math, astronomy, beer, the wheel, agriculture, etc. The list goes on...

    • @aoterou
      @aoterou 3 роки тому +246

      Not to mention the infrastructure was top notch previous to the US invasion, and the fact that there’s more bilingual and trilingual people in Iraq than anywhere in America, don’t believe me? Just watch a documentary called Heavy Metal in Baghdad...

    • @BoogerLeader
      @BoogerLeader 3 роки тому +220

      @Viper vibe Bro, your response has nothing to do with the topic.

    • @davidboylston805
      @davidboylston805 3 роки тому +14

      Baltimore schools only 14% read at grade level... good job dems

    • @patrickderp1044
      @patrickderp1044 3 роки тому +24

      @@BoogerLeader but it does. jon oliver pretends to be some late night funny man but instead he just parrots democrat talking point after talking point. the same democrats that are currently denying you a 2000 dollar check lol

  • @LBio2
    @LBio2 Рік тому +118

    I love watching this again today. John Oliver is way ahead of our times! # traitorTucker #lostfriendsoverthis

    • @nedcurfman3486
      @nedcurfman3486 Рік тому

      #CraitorCuck

    • @Dan55888
      @Dan55888 Рік тому

      If you lost friends over Tucker Carlson, they were not good friends to begin with. If they were so stupid to believe anything he empty headed wonders and rages against then they were going to believe something dumb over you eventually.

    • @Yodalemos
      @Yodalemos Рік тому +3

      You shouldn't lose friends over politics... They were never your friends to begin with.

    • @c.phoenix3929
      @c.phoenix3929 Рік тому

      L friend, W commenter

  • @castlegem1467
    @castlegem1467 3 роки тому +1935

    "There is more than one way to be a terrible person". I'd say the Tucker has found many of them.

    • @Leto617
      @Leto617 3 роки тому +9

      He displays most of them when he Interviewed Jon Stewart on Crossfire.

    • @Don_tHack
      @Don_tHack 3 роки тому +14

      This guy is just a different flavor of Alex Jones and I'm glad its getting some more focus. Check out the video I just uploaded last week if you wanna see someone who overdosed on Tucker Carlson brainwashing. Its sad.

    • @emblemedfate4270
      @emblemedfate4270 3 роки тому +3

      I dont view tucker different from any other msm propagandist, the news has lied us into 7 wars and nobody was punished u all suck and so does tucker.

    • @Don_tHack
      @Don_tHack 3 роки тому +1

      @Rudy Kerby He's like a poster boy for braindead wanna be nazis in general. We have a bunch of videos of him stalking and being threatening. Of course he loves Tucker Carlson.

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
      @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 3 роки тому +5

      @@Leto617 watching jon get tucker fired was hilarious.

  • @frenchvanilla343
    @frenchvanilla343 3 роки тому +4564

    FOX News has literally argued in court that Tucker Carlson shouldn't be taken seriously.

    • @FlawlesSanshiro
      @FlawlesSanshiro 3 роки тому +229

      ..does his base know that fact, I wonder?...

    • @sashacurcic1719
      @sashacurcic1719 3 роки тому +404

      @@FlawlesSanshiro His base wouldn't care if they did.

    • @sashacurcic1719
      @sashacurcic1719 3 роки тому +115

      @Andrew Sokolowski The Oxford University doctoral graduate?

    •  3 роки тому +20

      Except he’s right though, and you can’t argue his facts or arguments so instead you have to attack him personally. Ad homonym logical fallacy

    • @sashacurcic1719
      @sashacurcic1719 3 роки тому +148

      @ Wow. That was quick. Case in point.

  • @Elidoransgar
    @Elidoransgar 3 роки тому +796

    "Sad 70's single man frozen food money" - John, whoever on your writing team came up with that one, send them to Hawaii on an all-expenses paid trip for a week.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 3 роки тому +9

      *2 weeks

    • @surviverfromLOGIN
      @surviverfromLOGIN 3 роки тому +28

      And the "performatively outraged wedge salad" is also genius.

    • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk
      @TalkAsSoftAsChalk 3 роки тому +18

      "You relentlessly indignant picket fence" was pretty brilliant too.

    • @bethr4850
      @bethr4850 3 роки тому

      Yes but wait for the vacation till the flooding subsides.

    • @michaelhomes8049
      @michaelhomes8049 3 роки тому +12

      "With the befuddled face of a 13th century farmer learning about bitcoin"
      The zingers were on point this episode

  • @billkinton
    @billkinton Рік тому +14

    UA-cam recommends me to rewatch this Gem ... just to remind us why Tucker must go and why we should be happy about it now :)

  • @oNoHydra
    @oNoHydra 3 роки тому +847

    Teacher: “Anyone have any questions there is no such thing as a bad question...”
    Tucker Carlson: “Allow me to introduce myself...”

    • @razvanv.9674
      @razvanv.9674 3 роки тому +16

      Its strange that John didnt mention that it was Jon Stewart the one who made Tucker throw away that stupid bowtie at CNN and get a tie at FOX . In a way Jon Stewart made both John Oliver and Tucker what they are today.

    • @rachaeltinker694
      @rachaeltinker694 3 роки тому +5

      *Sympathy for the Devil starts playing in the background*

    • @owenandrew7951
      @owenandrew7951 3 роки тому

      Give us Mattias Ekholm please

    • @Chubbz969
      @Chubbz969 3 роки тому +3

      "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

    • @oNoHydra
      @oNoHydra 3 роки тому +1

      @@owenandrew7951 can we have Giroux in trade

  • @stuartbarber7414
    @stuartbarber7414 3 роки тому +2028

    Little disappointed John didn't bring up that fox lawyers literally argued that Tucker is not a news reporter and his words shouldn't be taken as fact

    • @epicmickey4
      @epicmickey4 3 роки тому +209

      Or that his head writer for years turning out to be a nazi.

    • @galomateo1
      @galomateo1 3 роки тому +13

      wouldn't that apply to John too?

    • @yedmavus
      @yedmavus 3 роки тому +125

      @@galomateo1 Yeah, and that is what this show tells us: "Breaking news, on a weekly basis. Comedian John Oliver satirically covers the week in news, politics and current events in this Emmy-winning variety series."

    • @AthenasValentine
      @AthenasValentine 3 роки тому +95

      The problem is all the news channels do that. Rachel Maddow did the same thing when she said someone was “literally” a Russian agent, got sued and the defense was she is an opinion show and shouldn’t be taken as fact either. And that’s just one example. The most watched news shows aren’t news they are opinions. And plz don’t take this as defending tucker, or an attack on Rachel I am merely pointing out the masses in general don’t get real news and that’s why we all get so divided

    • @rhos7143
      @rhos7143 3 роки тому +86

      @@galomateo1 John has actually said in interviews that he isn't news. He said that he just presents facts from various news sources, and those sources are the ones that should be looked at for news.

  • @lordoftheducks332
    @lordoftheducks332 3 роки тому +156

    My favorite ever John-Oliver insult is still “Tucker Carlson, or What If The Sound ‘THUD’ Grew A Face?”

  • @blairkrolak7189
    @blairkrolak7189 Рік тому +313

    Who here revisited this post to celebrate Tucker's firing from Fox 😂

    • @Juan-os4hs
      @Juan-os4hs Рік тому +2

      @Blair Krolak
      Your post looked lonely so just for you:
      "You can't win...
      If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine..."
      - Obi-Wan Kenobi
      - Star Wars IV A New Hope

    • @blairkrolak7189
      @blairkrolak7189 Рік тому +10

      @Juan a star wars quote defending a guy who literally said diversity is bad lmao I think you missed huge bits of that movie, br0.
      Who do you think Obi Wan would be fighting for? The team of white dudes in strict attire, arguing against diversity and freedom, or the team that LOVES aliens and freedom, that says "Eyyy, wear what you want?"
      Bro, homie walked around in a bath robe lmao

    • @Juan-os4hs
      @Juan-os4hs Рік тому

      @@blairkrolak7189
      Just who do you think the Empire is?
      It's the US govt.
      And it's affiliates at the NWO/WEF.
      15 Minute cities are coming, which side you gonna be on when that happens?
      Also the US treasury is set to start CBDC, more control over people via social credit engineering, again which side you gonna choose?
      Excuse me while I adjust my tin foil 🎩.

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog Рік тому

      ​@@blairkrolak7189 lmao

    • @KrakenIsland64
      @KrakenIsland64 Рік тому +1

      @@blairkrolak7189 I think maybe you read too deep into a movie where a guy talks to a beeping robot and destroys a planet sized weapon with beam of radiation.
      If you really want to imagine what Tucker wouldve done in a galaxy far far away let's go - he's a jedi that thinks only jedi should be allowed on his planet, but jedi shouldn't pay for the world's upkeep and they should abandon any jedi in need financially or medically. Every Ewok can and should own a gun so maybe next time they can shoot first. If you accidentally bone your sister she has to have the baby. If you don't agree with him about what jedi rules the planet, he'll lie about the voting droids, be sued by the voting druids, then be fired by the network to save some money when he admits to wrongdoing.

  • @pemulis123
    @pemulis123 3 роки тому +1005

    I expected John Oliver to mention that even Fox itself argued in court that no reasonable viewer would think of Tucker as reporting facts but rather opinions.

    • @tharengore7215
      @tharengore7215 3 роки тому +56

      That's there whole network...but they still say news...

    • @michaeltremblay8935
      @michaeltremblay8935 3 роки тому +20

      Reasonable... That the problem!

    • @barneynedward
      @barneynedward 3 роки тому +28

      Fox has no reasonable viewers.

    • @inspectorjavert5563
      @inspectorjavert5563 3 роки тому +8

      john oliver reports opinions. liberals just can't stand different opinions. you people are corporate robots lol

    • @barneynedward
      @barneynedward 3 роки тому +46

      @@inspectorjavert5563 us liberals can absolutely handle different opinions. We just can't handle ones that are extreme and/or stupid. You right when yours go beyond simply having different opinions. You have but you don't just have opinions you have propaganda.

  • @jeredansurgeon1056
    @jeredansurgeon1056 3 роки тому +573

    I’m not surprised people say these things, I’m surprised so many listen.

    • @Everythingsleeps
      @Everythingsleeps 3 роки тому

      What things? What people?

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 3 роки тому +8

      It's the way he says it. Dor a second I kind of agreed with Tucker before John pointed out the mistake. I feel if one carelessly watches his show, one would be caught off guard

    • @nevarran
      @nevarran 3 роки тому +4

      Surprised? You have not been paying attention for the last several years, mate.

    • @korbynbrallier8164
      @korbynbrallier8164 3 роки тому +2

      This^

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 3 роки тому

      @Troll Account yeah, but we ended the war, a*hole.

  • @hillarypritchard9249
    @hillarypritchard9249 3 роки тому +2609

    It never fails to amaze me that John basically puts his whole show on UA-cam. Especially when it’s on hbo!

    • @Roberto55manuelo
      @Roberto55manuelo 3 роки тому +196

      Also his show is a million better than any talk show. Amazing person, amazing show.

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 3 роки тому +45

      I'm pretty sure this is only a segment of what's on HBO, but John 🍸er can prove me wrong if he wants.

    • @Roberto55manuelo
      @Roberto55manuelo 3 роки тому +75

      @@runed0s86 85% of the show is on youtube.

    • @willybilly2712
      @willybilly2712 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah🧐never thought about that before.

    • @willybilly2712
      @willybilly2712 3 роки тому +28

      I’ve been taking John Oliver for granted 😭

  • @rafaeldasilva6247
    @rafaeldasilva6247 Рік тому +108

    Revisiting this now that Fox and Tucker parted ways. I wish them both exactly all the good they brought to this world!

  • @JeromeBellon
    @JeromeBellon 3 роки тому +5817

    Tucker Carlson is the embodiment of any sentence that starts with: "I'm not racist, but..."

    • @jiralishu
      @jiralishu 3 роки тому +173

      "... here's a list of reasons why that opener was a complete lie."

    • @TheGamefreak346
      @TheGamefreak346 3 роки тому +143

      The absolute manifestation of the phrase "I can't be racist, I have a black friend!" And he's not even subtle about it. How he still has any sort of support is well and truly beyond me.

    • @doggfite
      @doggfite 3 роки тому +66

      Tucker "Karen" Swanson Carlson

    • @MrIcenice44
      @MrIcenice44 3 роки тому +11

      “I do sit in their meetings”

    • @Don_tHack
      @Don_tHack 3 роки тому +26

      and the people he makes his media for are worse. I legit made a video about one of Tuckers brainwashing victims last week and wasn't expecting to see John Oliver covering this so close

  • @charlesthomas135
    @charlesthomas135 3 роки тому +606

    "Becomes more masculine by forming the world's largest Navy."
    Even my father-in-law laughed at that one and he's a retired seaman.

    • @punkrocker1377
      @punkrocker1377 3 роки тому +48

      Heh. Semen. But seriously. Respect to your FIL

    • @professionalpussypetter2929
      @professionalpussypetter2929 3 роки тому +32

      Tucker doesn't realize that large china's navy are mostly filled with Corvette and smaller ships. While China have more ships it can't compete against the US in tonnage and reach.

    • @alexbort3082
      @alexbort3082 3 роки тому +6

      @@professionalpussypetter2929 right. But China doesn't need navy to fight a battle for the Atlantic. All they need is to provide safe landing in Taiwan and they have enough navy to do it.

    • @athr_blu
      @athr_blu 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/dbWA51VwTHU/v-deo.html

    • @professionalpussypetter2929
      @professionalpussypetter2929 3 роки тому +18

      @@alexbort3082 You forgetting that the US treaty allies (not counting partners) serves as a force multiplier in the region. It won't just be the US navy the commies will be facing the entire pacific alliance.
      Not to mention that US subs are pretty much guaranteed (this is pentagon source btw) to operate with near impunity and can disrupt any potential landing in the strait.
      Also I apologize but we are not discussing strategy here we are discussing Tucker Carlson intellectual dishonesty here by using china's navy by attacking female service members.

  • @MrRenegade026
    @MrRenegade026 3 роки тому +2301

    RIP to the brain of the person who had to go trough all that tucker "content" to create this episode i hope they gave you a serious raise

    • @topazbennett95
      @topazbennett95 3 роки тому +110

      And some hazzard pay on top of that. That's a mire so toxic, it'll corrode your eyeballs if you look at it for more than 12 minutes at a time.

    • @hollyhudson8911
      @hollyhudson8911 3 роки тому +47

      And a stiff drink

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 роки тому +29

      They probably took it in turns lol

    • @Craxin01
      @Craxin01 3 роки тому +49

      And time off to consult a psychiatrist to maintain his\her\their mental health.

    • @thedoctorroth
      @thedoctorroth 3 роки тому +25

      that's a good point. The heroes behind the scenes doing the work that'd make Mike Rowe squeamish should have mandatory counseling.

  • @IrishPlante
    @IrishPlante Рік тому +7

    This is feels so good to watch today given yesterday's news....

  • @leftgrrl
    @leftgrrl 2 роки тому +357

    The moronic wail of "I don't wanna live in a country that doesn't look like the one I grew up in" is oddly never about having the internet or mobile phones. Which have both changed my life way more than the skin colour of the people down the road.

    • @BearTheGrudge
      @BearTheGrudge 2 роки тому +20

      @kevin crider I know what’s really going down man and we’re the only ones. We’re special they’re all sheep. Preach it brother. If only they knew. We get it, you and me. We see the truth.
      I mean I’m not gonna say it, because then I could be easily proven wrong. This way I can sound really cool and smart.

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 2 роки тому

      leftgirl. I agree. If you don't know that life is constantly changing and life itself IS about change why would you want it to stay the same? The only reason is fear of losing something. White men right now are losing their gosh darn little minds bc they think they're being replaced. Aw, on top of that penile issue they already have. Don't you feel sorry for those GUYS?

    • @unsrescyldas9745
      @unsrescyldas9745 2 роки тому

      No. you are a woman, and they are men. it is natural for women to surrender over to the invaders, learn their language, adopt their culture and marry their men when theirs fail. and it is natural for the men of the invaded culture to resist, be aggressive, hateful, loathful, unreasonable and selfless (yes actually selfless)
      This has happened over history many times over, while it is normal for you to surrender, for them death is more appropriate.

    • @robertapowell5181
      @robertapowell5181 2 роки тому +5

      Iron lungs are gone. That took perseverance and cooperation. Smallpox gone. Sometimes we just have to believe it can happen.

    • @robertapowell5181
      @robertapowell5181 2 роки тому

      @God A million dead and they were all from the hood? All white people were untouched? Did the vaccine conspiracy work that perfectly? No more people of color soon? I lost 3 cousins. They didn't believe in the vaccine. My son lost his best friend. All were strong white men with jobs.

  • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
    @AbsentWithoutLeaving 3 роки тому +860

    "Tucker." Wow. Whoever named this guy was just one crossbar short of the truth.

  • @dunklerKurfurstDesDeepstat
    @dunklerKurfurstDesDeepstat 3 роки тому +2429

    "You are a millionaire paid by billionaires"
    - Rutger Bregman to Tucker Carlson

    • @Butterflier00
      @Butterflier00 3 роки тому +103

      i wish that was aired....
      that was *chef's kiss*

    • @dauntae24
      @dauntae24 3 роки тому +108

      That reportedly really pissed bow tie boy off.

    • @daverobertson623
      @daverobertson623 3 роки тому +26

      @@dauntae24 it did, it is actually quite easy to piss Tucker off. But Rutger Bregman is a clueless moron too.

    • @dharmabum1230
      @dharmabum1230 3 роки тому +46

      That whole thing was brilliant on Bregmans part.

    • @HauntingBull
      @HauntingBull 3 роки тому +203

      @Craig Bphone nonsense that can easily be fact checked as true or mostly true.
      Meanwhile Fox has already said no one could honestly take Tucker seriously.

  • @videohistory722
    @videohistory722 Рік тому +119

    Who else is here after hearing Tuck Buck got fired from Fox News?

    • @evekummer-landau2052
      @evekummer-landau2052 Рік тому +1

      Lol J-O talking about how Fox expanding his programing 2 years ago. Say bye bye to 700+ million =P

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE Рік тому +1

      Time to grab the popcorn, baby!

    • @joestrike8537
      @joestrike8537 Рік тому

      I turned this on because I thought it was a brand new piece!

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee 11 місяців тому

      I never listened to him. Well, l did a few times because he SOUNDED impressive.

  • @DitKa9er
    @DitKa9er 3 роки тому +828

    I can't wait for Tucker Carlson's segment on "John Oliver: The Radical Leftist Marxist Anarchist"

    • @OneEyeShadow
      @OneEyeShadow 3 роки тому +139

      Let's not forget Anti-American, since he's a Brit who should be eternally thankful that the US "took him in".

    • @jamesmiller2521
      @jamesmiller2521 3 роки тому +22

      Forgot the question mark

    • @fabianarameus8832
      @fabianarameus8832 3 роки тому +70

      @@OneEyeShadow Well, he’s a WHITE immigrant, so he’s basically short-circuiting Tucker’s brain right now.

    • @chibi013
      @chibi013 3 роки тому +16

      Tucker is very talented at making people sound way cooler than they are, so I don't doubt it

    • @FlawlesSanshiro
      @FlawlesSanshiro 3 роки тому +12

      If he goes into war with the Tucan.. he is fucked.. he m u s t know this... i mean .. we all know what happened to Murray...

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 2 роки тому +2094

    John once referred to Tucker as “the human equivalent of a blood spattered boat shoe found at the scene of a hazing death” in case you forgot that he’s both a comedian and a poet.

    • @deniseengle4269
      @deniseengle4269 2 роки тому +28

      Both evocative and appalling
      I just keep thinking of him on Tuckers show begging him to quit hurting America.....

    • @GeorgianPapist514
      @GeorgianPapist514 2 роки тому +15

      It seems the Johns both have a talent of mocking Tucker Carlson

    • @sha7303
      @sha7303 2 роки тому +3

      His writers write all his shit. Tucker is so much better

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 2 роки тому +55

      @@sha7303 lmao and yet, here you are.

    • @reginaldgarner4321
      @reginaldgarner4321 2 роки тому +2

      He's just filling in for a certain type of person until the 2024 elections. "There's no business like show business." And "the show must go on."

  • @vinista256
    @vinista256 3 роки тому +233

    I’m impressed that he packed so much into this segment and didn’t even mention his friend Jon Stewart’s legendary takedown of Tucker on Crossfire.

    • @maxperez-stable6796
      @maxperez-stable6796 3 роки тому +21

      "how old are you?"
      "35"
      "and you wear a bowtie"

    • @Galakyllz
      @Galakyllz 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah, they didn't bring up Crossfire or the "no reasonable person believes Tucker" lawsuit. I'm guessing that they just didn't have the time.

    • @a.i.8583
      @a.i.8583 3 роки тому +1

      24 minutes of word salad, sophistry and ad hominem attacks and yeah, John Olivers makes it seem as if he won.

    • @nicolenotizieeamici
      @nicolenotizieeamici 3 роки тому +1

      Link here :
      ua-cam.com/video/aFQFB5YpDZE/v-deo.html

    • @richarddavis178
      @richarddavis178 3 роки тому

      Welcome 2021 game 🎯 show up running

  • @Weisenberg952
    @Weisenberg952 Рік тому +15

    Crazy looking back on this now knowing that Fox News let him go

  • @xedden2
    @xedden2 3 роки тому +1792

    Things no one should ever want: an entire John Oliver segment on your life.

    • @markd8508
      @markd8508 3 роки тому +17

      Well, Trump is no longer president and Rush Limbaugh is dead, that leaves Carlson and Hannity as the only conservative programs to draw from. Comedian (and that's important to remember) John Oliver needs to get material from somewhere. He obviously missed the border crisis and Governor Cuomo's nursing home debacle.

    • @MattyBeeProductions
      @MattyBeeProductions 3 роки тому +88

      @@markd8508 oh I'm sure the Andrew Cuomo segment is coming

    • @ObieDobieZoomer
      @ObieDobieZoomer 3 роки тому +4

      well I wouldn't mind and would hopefully be happy to take the opportunity to participate in it if asked.

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund 3 роки тому +82

      @@markd8508 1.) He did an Cuomo segment one or two weeks ago and was pretty harsh to Cuomo. In fact he also criticized him in *this* episode, right before the Tucker Carlson segment.
      Don't forget that this UA-cam channel only shows one segment - the main segment - of the show.
      2.) John Oliver mostly talks about systemic issues of America and not single people.

    • @MrLO02
      @MrLO02 3 роки тому +38

      Unless you’re Adam Driver

  • @braxtonthartabrig
    @braxtonthartabrig 3 роки тому +191

    I’m a 34 year old black man...and soon as I heard that violin hook from “Toxic”, I started smiling

    • @zaprising2844
      @zaprising2844 3 роки тому +8

      Who can’t? Haha

    • @warface4881
      @warface4881 3 роки тому +7

      Britney is a national treasure.

    • @NeroVuk
      @NeroVuk 3 роки тому +23

      I'm a 32 year old Bosnian man living in Kuwait, as soon as I heard that violin hook from Toxic, I started dancing, lmao

    • @XainRussell
      @XainRussell 3 роки тому +1

      I feel like it misses something without the lead in that it counters and then alternates with.

    • @msmimichi6621
      @msmimichi6621 3 роки тому +1

      I love this comment lol❤️

  • @kevinmaher4609
    @kevinmaher4609 3 роки тому +2712

    Be nicer to Possums Jon. A possum eats like 3000 ticks per season and is immune to rabies, unlike Tyler Carlson who eats 0 ticks and probably already has rabies.

    • @BlindErephon
      @BlindErephon 3 роки тому +83

      Possums are great. I feed the ones near me little bites of banana to thank them for their services keeping ticks out of my yard.

    • @hogndog2339
      @hogndog2339 3 роки тому +74

      Who said that tucker doesn’t eat ticks?

    • @kevinmaher4609
      @kevinmaher4609 3 роки тому +72

      @@hogndog2339 even if he does I doubt he's as efficient as a possum

    • @Darth_Sepharious
      @Darth_Sepharious 3 роки тому +67

      Yeah he may not eat ticks but he certainly seems like a blood sucker to me haha

    • @garyhicks9506
      @garyhicks9506 3 роки тому +54

      awww. I was a wildlife rehabber and we raised 100's. People think that they're dirty but they aren't. Check the pockets of one's hit by cars. The babies can survive awhile in the pouch. Get any babies to a rehabber. Keep them warm !! Never feed cow's milk. You'll kill them. Rehabbers are trained...They need a special diet,etc..

  • @PrimateSoul
    @PrimateSoul Рік тому +15

    $787 million settlement and another one coming because of him 😂

  • @Bearbytez
    @Bearbytez 3 роки тому +1432

    8:19 The way Brittney says "My favorite kind of Pepsi? Pepsi's Pepsi." Perfectly embodies the tone of any reply that any sane person could have to anything Tucker says.

    • @collinkeyser6827
      @collinkeyser6827 3 роки тому +20

      Was Britney The First Person To Stand Up To Tucker Then?

    • @RocLobo358
      @RocLobo358 3 роки тому +7

      Was there like crystal pepsi at the time?

    • @nygma619
      @nygma619 3 роки тому +2

      I hate tucker carlson too but using this britney piece as a criticism against him is a huge stretch compared to other legit criticisms about carlson & britney in comparison to this.

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od 3 роки тому +2

      @@RocLobo358 I think you're right. I forget if it was called crystal, but they were definitely doing some weird flavors back then.

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od 3 роки тому +2

      @@collinkeyser6827 how awesome would that be if she was?? Lol

  • @kelbyrock7041
    @kelbyrock7041 3 роки тому +2684

    *Daily reminder: Fox News won a court case by arguing that no "reasonable viewer" should be taking Tucker Carlson's show seriously. In other words, Fox News literally argued that Tucker Carlson's show is fake news. The irony is fucking insane!!!!*

    • @DC-ru5xz
      @DC-ru5xz 3 роки тому +27

      Where’s the source?

    • @kevinkev9996
      @kevinkev9996 3 роки тому +24

      That was Alex Jones NOT Tucker Carlson

    • @baileydaniels2571
      @baileydaniels2571 3 роки тому +149

      @@kevinkev9996 idk about Alex Jones but Tucker Carlson definitely had a lawsuit and his lawyers argued that

    • @kevinkev9996
      @kevinkev9996 3 роки тому +12

      @@baileydaniels2571 No that never happened

    • @DanielGarcia-rx3kt
      @DanielGarcia-rx3kt 3 роки тому +217

      @@DC-ru5xz Are you serious?
      www.npr.org/2020/09/29/917747123/you-literally-cant-believe-the-facts-tucker-carlson-tells-you-so-say-fox-s-lawye
      Took me 10 seconds to find. TEN SECONDS.

  • @shaurmiath6719
    @shaurmiath6719 3 роки тому +2283

    He has defended himself in court saying that no one should take anything he says as fact. I feel like that should be displayed at the top of the screen on his show.

    • @jawstrock2215
      @jawstrock2215 3 роки тому +63

      his supporter will just take it as a "wink". like "Oh I see what you are doing it *winkwink*"

    • @livetoboardteam
      @livetoboardteam 3 роки тому +81

      @Richard Nino well.. very specific facts that only play into his narrative.. but yea sure

    • @darthkrypton123
      @darthkrypton123 3 роки тому +48

      @Richard Nino ...So what do you think of the above statement of his?

    • @RothAnim
      @RothAnim 3 роки тому +77

      This has been Fox News common defense for decades, back to O'Reilly and Hannity. Whenever they're called out on their reporting "We're just entertainment". Whenever people try to restrict their press access "We're legitimate news".

    • @francesslubik5677
      @francesslubik5677 3 роки тому +3

      Sounds like a clone of that other president.

  • @csh1921
    @csh1921 Рік тому +15

    And now…… he’s gone from Fox News. It only took Fox News settling with Dominion for nearly $800 million 😂

    • @JackSears95
      @JackSears95 Рік тому

      Congrats on getting the first comment after the news broke!

  • @khornetto
    @khornetto 3 роки тому +2608

    "dismantle the system of opression"
    Tucker: "dismantle the american system??"
    Well Tucky boy, thanks for admitting it.

    • @newb431
      @newb431 3 роки тому +20

      Oppression just seems to follow you pansies everywhere

    • @skyleradams5566
      @skyleradams5566 3 роки тому +205

      @@newb431 and staying offended seems to be in your DNA.

    • @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1
      @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 3 роки тому +6

      @@skyleradams5566 Sounds like you're offended by this "oppressive" system to the point where you keep on (lying) talking about it. Erasing criminals and substantial societal burdens that keep on infringing upon others whenever they receive the chance event though they've been given opportunity to participate in society, ISN'T oppression.
      Also, nice racist dog whistle there. DNA is not a route you want to go down.

    • @trollamos
      @trollamos 3 роки тому +95

      @@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 yes, you're not being oppressed. Thanks for admitting.

    • @edouardxi130
      @edouardxi130 3 роки тому +102

      @@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 Of course yet again those classic right-wing fallacies sprinkled with some projection to justify your position.
      "Erasing" criminals, societal "burdens", "DNA is not a route you want to go down", "nice racist dog whistle"...
      When you do this do you think people lack cognitive ability? Are you this disconnected from reality? People can see crystal clear through you.

  • @bjrneirikstrkersen1021
    @bjrneirikstrkersen1021 3 роки тому +2435

    Tucker: "Unregulated mass immigration has badly hurt this nations natural landscape."
    *Native americans has entered the conversation.*

    • @jlrinc1420
      @jlrinc1420 3 роки тому +102

      Shhhhh! Not so loud someone will hear you!

    • @rabbitsrefuse
      @rabbitsrefuse 3 роки тому +199

      Tucker would probably ask for a definition of what “we think native Americans are” and talk over whoever is willing to give it.

    • @sanSDI
      @sanSDI 3 роки тому +29

      I thought exactly that.

    • @noahpoznanski2588
      @noahpoznanski2588 3 роки тому +22

      So... you agree with him?
      I understand what you're getting at, however aren't you also implying that immigration, to a "replacing" degree, will cause harm to the "replaced".
      If I understand correctly, you state that, harm to the perpetrator is poetic revenge of some sorts, but if you do so, then you do agree to the premise that immigration to the rather vague degree he was referring to, does in fact come with that consequence.
      Premise 1: mass immigration is bad to the natives of that country
      Premise 2: bad things ought to be avoided
      Conclusion: avoid mass immigration.
      You argument implie:" yes, it has happened before!"
      Just sayin
      If I missunderstood, please correct

    • @fendajamma
      @fendajamma 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah compare the 15th century to the 21st century forever and see where that gets you

  • @danieleminuti71
    @danieleminuti71 3 роки тому +506

    Sad they didn't mention Jon Stewart slapping him on Crossfire.

    • @Awesomeblue88
      @Awesomeblue88 3 роки тому +6

      I was Waiting for that

    • @atticstattic
      @atticstattic 3 роки тому +20

      Too self-indulgent

    • @joescarborough8434
      @joescarborough8434 3 роки тому +18

      They gave a pretty good nod to it.

    • @brianfeathers7473
      @brianfeathers7473 3 роки тому +19

      Jon: “...and you’re an even bigger dick in-person than you are on TV...”

    • @TrungNguyen-uf8cv
      @TrungNguyen-uf8cv 3 роки тому +5

      nah, Jon was too polite on that bit while John holds nothing back

  • @scarlettuwu9582
    @scarlettuwu9582 11 місяців тому +20

    This is really begging for an update given more recent events.

  • @Roboterize
    @Roboterize 3 роки тому +290

    That bit really had to start with an apology. No-one should be exposed to Tucker longer than necessary.

    • @Don_tHack
      @Don_tHack 3 роки тому +3

      Check out the video I just uploaded last week if you wanna see someone who overdosed on Tucker Carlson

    • @ClannCholmain
      @ClannCholmain 3 роки тому +6

      There’s something seriously fundamentally wrong with anybody who feels the need to watch him for information purposes.

    • @ibmtpx24
      @ibmtpx24 3 роки тому +1

      Any sentence with "Tucker Carlson" in it is a torture.

    • @ludicrousone8706
      @ludicrousone8706 3 роки тому

      @@ibmtpx24 Tucker Carlson quits media and declines to comment.

    • @danmseattle975
      @danmseattle975 3 роки тому

      This episode should have an apology at end. This is the weakest episode of Last Week Tonight that I've ever seen. Completely predictable and by the numbers. Tucker Carlson,whom I despise, is too easy a target. John Oliver can and has done better.

  • @bobbyduguid1903
    @bobbyduguid1903 3 роки тому +2247

    She literally said dismantle systems of oppression he translated it .....to “American government “😩😩😂😂😂

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 3 роки тому +144

      plot twist: Tucker is just a really, _really_ confusing liberal

    • @JRMarquis30
      @JRMarquis30 3 роки тому +121

      It is a debate tactic. It is useful in that if I can say "Chocolate or Vanilla, America loves Chocolate, and you love Vanilla, so why would you destroy America?" You now either have to call bullshit, debate me, or walk away but because of this tactic I 'begin' to control the room. Down the rabbit hole, the right talking points, and no facts equal an insane level of cult like power from maybe only 2 out of 10 but then multiply it. If I can agree with unknown personal bias within an audience then I never have to produce facts and I can drag time backwards. Evil. Terrible. Everyone should find ways to communicate better than those that do this shit.

    • @erikkennedy8725
      @erikkennedy8725 3 роки тому +24

      @@JRMarquis30 yeah, but Tucker’s on the side of Vanilla.

    • @suanaad1
      @suanaad1 3 роки тому +16

      Now imagine if she pridefully proclaimed that her building was now the tallest in NYC after 9/11. They misinterpret her "some people did something" line because they're bigoted idiots, now imagine if she bragged about her building being the tallest like that orange a-hole.

    • @dorleedee7702
      @dorleedee7702 3 роки тому +1

      @@JRMarquis30 ...Wow! My thoughts, exactly! Thank you 🙏 ...

  • @UsenameTakenWasTaken
    @UsenameTakenWasTaken 3 роки тому +359

    "It's a mockery of our US military."
    Said Tucker, in literal mockery of the US military.
    These people are medical marvels.
    How do they live without a brain?

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson 3 роки тому +12

      They have a brain.
      A brain that knows lying and actively riling up the proles is consequence free for them. It also serves their main objective, to protect the owners of capital from the gaze of the filthy Poor's and the resulting class consciousness the poor's would develop.

    • @codykay4839
      @codykay4839 3 роки тому +13

      I agree with @praise the sun.
      They have brains they just don't have souls

    • @agny369
      @agny369 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah like these people who’ve already commented , he knows EXACTLY what he’s doing and that’s why he’s such a piece of shit

    • @CraftMine1000
      @CraftMine1000 3 роки тому +1

      They have brains, the brains just contain the wrong things, instead of having empathy, understanding, and compassion there's, well, something else, usually ego, but it can be anything from hatred to love to overinformation to underinformation

    • @theredgoblin562
      @theredgoblin562 3 роки тому

      If you unironically watch talk show hosts your just on the opposite side of the same coin

  • @jacobrzeszewski6527
    @jacobrzeszewski6527 Рік тому +43

    All gather to celebrate the firing of Tucker Carlson from FOX.

  • @richardmoran7141
    @richardmoran7141 3 роки тому +344

    I genuinely can't believe that John Oliver did this entire piece without showing the clip of Jon Stewart roasting him so badly on Crossfire that CNN cancelled the show itself. Quite possibly his evil villain origin story.

    • @historyenthusiast1131
      @historyenthusiast1131 3 роки тому +10

      Doing that would create a clear example of how pathetic Oliver as a host is today when compared to Jon Stewart of yesterday's Daily Show. Jon Stewart actually had Tucker on his show and talked to him face to face, like a real person would treat someone. Oliver hosts no one these days in his studio but his own enormous ego and unearned sense of moral superiority.

    • @garlicsaucespill9482
      @garlicsaucespill9482 3 роки тому +52

      @@historyenthusiast1131 dude they’re just dumb jokes and some information/opinions

    • @DIYtryer
      @DIYtryer 3 роки тому +80

      @@historyenthusiast1131 dude it’s called Covid 19

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 3 роки тому +39

      @@historyenthusiast1131 Brah what? You think meeting during Covid 19 is a good idea?
      WHY DO YOU THINK THESE SHOWS HAVE NO AUDIENCES?

    • @strangegroovin
      @strangegroovin 3 роки тому +61

      @@historyenthusiast1131 oliver’s show is a completely different format. Smdh.

  • @mswen1983
    @mswen1983 3 роки тому +526

    "A man who gives Tuckers an even worse name than they already have." Lmao

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 3 роки тому +6

      Tuckers are right there with Todds and Chads.

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 3 роки тому +4

      @@Robynhoodlum can "Wesley" be added to that list?

    • @creampop8553
      @creampop8553 3 роки тому +2

      @@Number1Irishlad you know, if we're going there, I'd like to say Trip Tucker wasn't half-bad.

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 3 роки тому +1

      @@creampop8553 aw shit are you a wesley?

    • @tuckernuts88
      @tuckernuts88 3 роки тому +3

      :[

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 3 роки тому +257

    Tucker Carlson should rename his show to “ *THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU* with Confused Babyman”

  • @nalulenert9001
    @nalulenert9001 Рік тому +10

    And today (4/24/2023), we are celebrating 😂🎉

  • @faithjones7550
    @faithjones7550 3 роки тому +168

    The "how easy can you sunburn?" line put me on the floor.

    • @crieverytim
      @crieverytim 3 роки тому

      it's a great, classic zinger!

    • @mr_sanchez
      @mr_sanchez 3 роки тому +1

      @LoveYourWhiteness #blessed Heyho, Tucker Clone!

    • @faithjones7550
      @faithjones7550 3 роки тому +1

      @LoveYourWhiteness #blessed
      I mean I was just out here lamenting the fact that ol Tuck can't go outside on a cloudy day, but go off I guess?

    • @jonzilla5209
      @jonzilla5209 3 роки тому

      Oh man so funny I forgot to laugh

    • @jonzilla5209
      @jonzilla5209 3 роки тому

      @SVS These people need help lol

  • @quirrelllwiththreels
    @quirrelllwiththreels 3 роки тому +578

    “Damn those Chinese and their incredibly large, masculine, sexy- I mean dangerous navy!”

    • @reaperking2121
      @reaperking2121 3 роки тому +28

      Honestly when he said china and their worlds largest navy I almost choked on my coffee due to laughter. Last time I checked the worlds second largest airforce is still the US navy. Seriously what the fuck is he even on.

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 3 роки тому +20

      dangerously sexy. someone's been checkin' out that new bruce lee movie and gettin' thirsty

    • @jawallin8734
      @jawallin8734 3 роки тому +1

      That’s funny 😂

    • @Gambit22003
      @Gambit22003 3 роки тому +5

      @@reaperking2121 China has in fact built the largest fleet of Naval Ships in the World now.

    • @peffiSC2source
      @peffiSC2source 3 роки тому +18

      They also have the "largest army". That's just stuff that happens when your country makes up almost a fifth of the world population. That said, the twelve nuclear aircraft carriers of the US, compared to two chinese ones and superior aircraft design means that the US will likely continue to be the dominant naval power for the foreseeable future. It's really funny, whenever I see military analysis it usually boils down to "if Chinese military expenditure continues to grow exactly like in the past 20 years without any change in rate and US military expenditure stagnates at current levels, China will catch up to the US in 50 years". So even in the very best case scenario for China, by the time they catch up to the US, Tucker Carlson will be dead by old age.

  • @Rycluse
    @Rycluse 3 роки тому +3867

    Tucker always looks like he's confused why black people are allowed to move into his neighborhood

    • @antonmoller624
      @antonmoller624 3 роки тому +128

      He is permanently confused. Possibly dropped on his head whilst he was an infant.

    • @SupermanHopkins
      @SupermanHopkins 3 роки тому +145

      *allowed to live in America.

    • @jonathanvillanueva9206
      @jonathanvillanueva9206 3 роки тому +66

      Tucker is the 50s with a little sizzle of extra propaganda

    • @shawoomco
      @shawoomco 3 роки тому +25

      Or why are they allowed to move at all...

    • @carpathia0117
      @carpathia0117 3 роки тому +63

      Or why women are able to vote.

  • @cheekyb71
    @cheekyb71 Рік тому +78

    Here today to celebrate Tucker finally being fired from FOX 🎉❤

  • @annalisanorman9013
    @annalisanorman9013 3 роки тому +1744

    Someone: Tucker Carlson’s reading comprehension is piss poor.
    Tucker Carlson: How dare you say I piss on the poor!

    • @patrickgambill9326
      @patrickgambill9326 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @osiris0413
      @osiris0413 3 роки тому +35

      "That was a long time ago, it was a different world in 2019"

    • @thishappycrafter272
      @thishappycrafter272 3 роки тому +1

      🤣😂🤣😂 exactly!!!

    • @petecartwright5211
      @petecartwright5211 3 роки тому +1

      THAT was funny...

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek 3 роки тому +3

      All of the segments I've ever seen from this show follow the same repetitive format: present some "argumentation" and "facts" for about 10 seconds, then quickly follow these up with a snarky quip (which themselves overwhelmingly take the form of complete non-sequitur or otherwise absurd metaphor) before any rational processing of the preceding argument can take place in the mind of the viewer. Further telling is that the only 'beats' or mental pauses in the show's pacing exist solely to highlight the approving laughter or applause of the studio audience. Repeat this basic formula without variation 20-40 times in a row and you have one of the 12-20 minute 'segments' that form the backbone of the show.
      The end effect is (obviously) not to deliver information, but rather to literally teach the viewers -- on a subconscious level -- to mentally associate derisive laughter with any person or opinion that is at odds with the narrative's take on the chosen issue. And it accomplishes this by maintaining a strict adherence to a roughly 20-second cycle in which a stimulus is presented, and a response is cued. This is the sense in which the show is fundamentally hypnotic in effect -- even more so than its precursors in the genre (Daily Show, Colbert, etc).
      To my mind, Oliver's show is representative of the media's increasing mastery of the methodologies of mass conditioning; in fact it is almost such a perfect technical accomplishment that I would almost have to admire it on technical grounds, which moreover is in the hands of the entirely wrong people.

  • @sanninjiraiya
    @sanninjiraiya 3 роки тому +734

    There are a lot of reasons to dislike Tucker Carlson. The racism, sexism, classism, etc. But for me, the most annoying thing is that he is a significant factor in why I feel the need keep my gun close at night. That may sound like a ridiculous opinion but for context: there was a cross burning within 10 minutes of my home last year and I think it is pretty clear that the type of outrage he has been cultivating via his show over the years has played a significant role in the worsening of public safety and the rise of racism in the US.

    • @deiondremartinez8522
      @deiondremartinez8522 3 роки тому +45

      Please stay safe, vigilant and protect you and yours if you have to... but don't let fear control how you live life though. Bless you and your family ~ peace & one love

    • @SquiddyHiggenbottom
      @SquiddyHiggenbottom 3 роки тому +28

      I'm sorry about the effect this has had on you. If it helps, know that many of us out here are fighting against this crap and will stand by you if the need arises. Stay safe and stay strong 💪✨

    • @jlrinc1420
      @jlrinc1420 3 роки тому +15

      Absolutely. Stay safe brother

    • @onnol917
      @onnol917 3 роки тому +23

      Racism is not on the rise, it is more out in the open day by day

    • @stokedmtb333
      @stokedmtb333 3 роки тому +20

      Lest we forget that Fox has provided the platform for these domestic terrorists for MANY years before Tucker....remember Bill O’Reilly???

  • @marygoround1292
    @marygoround1292 3 роки тому +90

    "Relentlessly indignant picket fence" is my new favorite insult.

  • @kay-jay1581
    @kay-jay1581 Рік тому +13

    We need a part 2!!!

  • @patrickgleason2066
    @patrickgleason2066 3 роки тому +922

    “The befuddled face of a 13th century farmer learning about bitcoin.” A perfect (and highly “Oliverian”) description of Tucker Carlson’s phony innocence.

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 3 роки тому +2

      FTW

    • @cryptnick_
      @cryptnick_ 3 роки тому +12

      Came here for this comment. Thank you. 👏🏻

    • @Kwright304
      @Kwright304 3 роки тому +15

      Followed by “you relentlessly indignant picket fence”

    • @DrJellyFanguzzz
      @DrJellyFanguzzz 3 роки тому +4

      2:32

    • @haliensexist
      @haliensexist 3 роки тому +15

      Oliverian needs to be a real word like Lovecraftian!

  • @Buttermi1kJesus
    @Buttermi1kJesus 2 роки тому +1032

    John should really do a part 2. I come from a family of Trump-loving conservatives, and whenever I go visit on the weekends they are watching Tucker Carlson. They absolutely love him. They always talk about how "smart" he is. He is straight up idolized. It's not just my parents (of course) but a lot of my friend's and their parents parents. I've seen my dad go from a regular conservative, to a full on paranoid, hateful, far right conservative due to watching Tucker Carlson. He is bringing millions to the far right.

    • @klh800
      @klh800 2 роки тому +102

      Your experience is similar to my own family's Fox poisoning. They didn't used to be racist, misogynistic, hateful, etc.

    • @alexaltman4455
      @alexaltman4455 2 роки тому +53

      My family is the same way, really want to show them this video but they wouldn't appreciate it lol

    • @Phillip-wt4dz
      @Phillip-wt4dz 2 роки тому +30

      Thank god you realized what he truly was. Good luck living in that environment. You're gonna need it!

    • @unsrescyldas9745
      @unsrescyldas9745 2 роки тому +31

      I was watching him the other day and my jaw dropped I swear to God when I heard him parrot a statement that I had heard prior years ago from White Supremacists (Actual ones, Atomwaffen), I was honestly so impressed on how far the far-right had pushed their talkingpoints into the mainstream.
      all sounds good to me honestly, I should start tuning into some left-leaning shows and see if any Anarchists had made it there yet.

    • @sterfonstuff
      @sterfonstuff 2 роки тому +42

      Same here. My dad insists he makes his points using “logic and reason” and not emotions and fearmongering.

  • @KitC916
    @KitC916 3 роки тому +1165

    "There is more than one way to be a terrible person."- John Oliver
    Quotable.

    • @colorfulbleeding
      @colorfulbleeding 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/2fT4--RFixM/v-deo.html

    • @rohitr9400
      @rohitr9400 3 роки тому +16

      @george k you can definitely try not shunning people who are mostly peacefully protesting police brutality while defend people who violently tried to take over the Capitol building because their President lost the election. That makes Carlson a horrible and hypocritical human being. Nothing wrong calling him out for that.

    • @Reinkarnati0n
      @Reinkarnati0n 3 роки тому

      like he himself

    • @Liquidglitch
      @Liquidglitch 3 роки тому +1

      @@mc6506 while I appreciate your dedication to a very narrow adherence of grammar-correctness, I live in fear of a world in which poignant topics be diluted by folks looking down there nose's at us witch just wanna grieve. The blatant racism, bigotry and lack of morals discussed in this video are enough to digest. There is no need for you to inject educational classism.
      😋

    • @Reinkarnati0n
      @Reinkarnati0n 3 роки тому

      like John Oliver himself, I meant

  • @strain42
    @strain42 Рік тому +6

    Watching this after Tucker got fired felt so good I felt like I needed a cigarette. AND I DON’T SMOKE!!!

  • @nerdlingeeksly5192
    @nerdlingeeksly5192 3 роки тому +1024

    Carl tuckerson: "people like this don't work or volunteer"
    Carl most Americans don't volunteer because we don't have the time; Whens the last time you volunteered?

    • @NXTangl
      @NXTangl 3 роки тому +67

      The first part of that whole rant was a pretty on-the-nose description of people like the Koch brothers, and the spray paint part only fails to apply because they can buy billboards.

    • @Meowskeed
      @Meowskeed 3 роки тому +6

      You've clearly got enough time to post comments on UA-cam videos...

    • @Song-dn1xb
      @Song-dn1xb 3 роки тому +73

      @@Meowskeed takes 30 seconds to write a comment. Clearly not the same thing as volunteering for people in need.

    • @justinbauk1026
      @justinbauk1026 3 роки тому +6

      "Noone has time to volunteer"
      Lol and twitter, facebook, tic-tok, and Instagram are ghosts towns

    • @Table192ebay
      @Table192ebay 3 роки тому +3

      get where your trying to go with this but it doesn't make sense, he was talking about peole roiting in the clip. if you have time to march and roit for days you have time to volunteer to help the needy. honestly if these roits where more soup lines and cleaning up we wouldn't have to defend these roits. Also have you looked at the paychecks for the top BLM leaders, they are making bank off of it and there tax filing shows a major of there money going into people pockets then helping anyone hence why they are under investagation. wasnt this suppose to help people, not buy the top leaders cool cars and what not. sounds like they are just doing it all over again.

  • @aBullet4uZombie
    @aBullet4uZombie 3 роки тому +169

    "The only way he could get more ethnically white is if he jizzed mayonnaise." Pure genius 😂😂😂

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 3 роки тому +2

      Who says he doesn't??? A missed joke opportunity

    • @zoanth4
      @zoanth4 3 роки тому

      Sounds bigoted to me

    • @JZjzred
      @JZjzred 2 роки тому +1

      @@zoanth4 It's okay to be bigotted against white people.

  • @suya1361
    @suya1361 3 роки тому +747

    Ilhan: ”We must dismantle the whole system of oppression.”
    Tucker: “Dismantle the entire American economy and government!?”
    Me: Well no, but actually yes.

    • @emilyhubbell-staeble3783
      @emilyhubbell-staeble3783 3 роки тому +54

      Right! Stop threatening us with a good time!

    • @frocco7125
      @frocco7125 3 роки тому +86

      "Hating America" is often just a euphemism for "Hating horrible authoritarian and exploitative systems that american politicians and billionaires benefit from".

    • @vindanger5759
      @vindanger5759 3 роки тому +5

      based tucker

    • @therealdonelaitis
      @therealdonelaitis 3 роки тому +19

      The Freudian slip there is just too good.

    • @CabMech
      @CabMech 3 роки тому +3

      aka: Tucker is completely right

  • @frtzkng
    @frtzkng 3 місяці тому +2

    "performatively outraged wedge salad" is one of the rarest and funniest insults I have heard

  • @CayeDaws
    @CayeDaws 3 роки тому +617

    Wait, the fact the woman is working while pregnant deserves it's own criticism because of how she wasn't on paid leave, but no, tucker has to focus on the fact that she is woman .

    • @onnol917
      @onnol917 3 роки тому +6

      Got to throw the bigots mommy bois some bones

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 3 роки тому +2

      @@Weirdbrit they usually don't
      Politics has become more opinion than fact in the last few years

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 3 роки тому +3

      Ok that is seriously fucked up
      1 how do they let women get pregnant in the middle of a fucking war?
      2 what is their thought process? A pregnant soldier is better than no soldier?

    • @Jcewazhere
      @Jcewazhere 3 роки тому

      @@maeerpatil7045 It's not even really a transphobia issue: ua-cam.com/video/pbcZTsIXmTY/v-deo.html

    • @ubon11
      @ubon11 3 роки тому +3

      If women are going to get a bunch of free time off while pregnant, why would I hire one in the first place? I’m trying to run a business and make money, not set up social programs for everyone.

  • @frederick2460
    @frederick2460 3 роки тому +158

    "Tucker Carlson always looks like he just saw his first black barbie doll"
    who remembers this episode?

  • @apove1814
    @apove1814 3 роки тому +1473

    I love how Tucker also feigns to hate elites while he clearly is one being an heir to Swanson and all.

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson 3 роки тому +66

      It's a scam to keep the proles distracted over nonsense.

    • @johnjames502
      @johnjames502 3 роки тому +13

      He's open about it. He's an elite, and he knows how bad they really are.

    • @johnjames502
      @johnjames502 3 роки тому +1

      @@Praisethesunson Is he the one that brought up maternity flight suits, or was is the president?

    • @LetsGetitBoah
      @LetsGetitBoah 3 роки тому +15

      It's not about elites, it's about the internationalists. Something you morons don't understand. Oliver himself is a just a voice for their agendas.

    • @FlawlesSanshiro
      @FlawlesSanshiro 3 роки тому +38

      ...playing the I am against elites is the primary step to take to make yourself LOOK as if you are against it.. shame people believe him... people with much less than what he has.....

  • @bramusa
    @bramusa Рік тому +14

    Got back here to watch this again after I heard he was fired from Fox.

  • @MrBiglig
    @MrBiglig 3 роки тому +946

    Tucker Carlson, the answer to “what if the sound THUD grew a face”

    • @multifanderisverycrafty
      @multifanderisverycrafty 3 роки тому +6

      Also, he’s drunk Willy Wonka

    • @seanbell69
      @seanbell69 3 роки тому +2

      That's a hella stolen joke bud

    • @ServeTheBeaver
      @ServeTheBeaver 3 роки тому +13

      The answer to “Who’s currently fucking that Roomba?”

    • @l.c.7955
      @l.c.7955 3 роки тому +15

      @@seanbell69
      You mean the part that's in quotation marks? 🤡

    • @geekthegirl6961
      @geekthegirl6961 3 роки тому +7

      @@l.c.7955 Well done.

  • @NathanielBenson
    @NathanielBenson 3 роки тому +159

    "For that is what conservatism is: a meditation on-and theoretical rendition of-the felt experience of having power, seeing it threatened, and trying to win it back."
    Corey Robin

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 3 роки тому

      That would be like me arguing physics with Newton and Einstein.

    • @justindurham4495
      @justindurham4495 3 роки тому

      So t is about power and who controls it? And, your "Party" wants that power. Pretty much shut and done case. Do you have any opinions of your own? Genuinely interested in a dialouge.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 роки тому +5075

    "Wealthy elitists are sneering at you!" -Tucker Carlson, a wealthy elitist sneering at you.

    • @jiralishu
      @jiralishu 3 роки тому +177

      Well, he knows from experience.

    • @Egooist.
      @Egooist. 3 роки тому +164

      He is leading by example.

    • @RockstarFisheye
      @RockstarFisheye 3 роки тому +58

      The ironys too real

    • @Mrst3lios89
      @Mrst3lios89 3 роки тому +22

      He is not that wrong in that statement. These issues that are being bombarded to most people in the US are viewed as elitist views because the less fortunate don’t have the time to sit, think and take action on the problems of the minorities.

    • @Paul0000
      @Paul0000 3 роки тому +80

      Check his interview with Rutger Bregman.
      Calls him out and tucker goes ballistic, it's great.

  • @travelingnome87
    @travelingnome87 Рік тому +116

    Who's here after Tucker got fired today?

    • @seantracey9935
      @seantracey9935 Рік тому +2

      😆 🤣 😂

    • @carpathia0117
      @carpathia0117 Рік тому +2

      Yup

    • @sharonmelville4498
      @sharonmelville4498 Рік тому

      meee😂😂😂😂

    • @dbznappa
      @dbznappa 10 місяців тому +3

      Nope. I'm here after he interviewed Putin. See you all next year I guess when Tucker jumps a literal shark.

  • @mdtmjat
    @mdtmjat 3 роки тому +1143

    The real problem is that the people who need to hear this.. will never hear it.....

    • @yesthenyes6727
      @yesthenyes6727 3 роки тому +110

      You see those 37k dislikes? the people who need to hear this will never believe it. Tucker appeases white supremacist people.

    • @Bajaos
      @Bajaos 3 роки тому +12

      Funny but they write the same thing under the videos of Tucker Carslon.

    • @Raygun9000
      @Raygun9000 3 роки тому +22

      @@yesthenyes6727 no one needs to hear this nonsense. JohnO lies so much it's unreal.
      I remember taking his statements at face value though. So I get how it seems legit.

    • @commandermango1023
      @commandermango1023 3 роки тому +80

      @@Raygun9000 there is literally a clip of tucker himself calling Iraqi people monkeys and a former white supremacist saying his white supremacist family take notes from him IN THIS VIDEO how would he fabricate that

    • @Raygun9000
      @Raygun9000 3 роки тому +10

      @@commandermango1023 his derogatory remarks on a shock jock radio show are 'offensive', I think that's the point of the show.
      The white supremacist thing is nonsense though, you could say much worse about Joe Biden. He was endorced by Richard Spencer, it doesn't make him a white supremacist.

  • @DuranmanX
    @DuranmanX 3 роки тому +425

    I can see why Tucker was surprised that Brittney doesn't drink Diet Pepsi since the Tucker Carlson Show is basically Diet White Supremacy

    • @matthewhuang9588
      @matthewhuang9588 3 роки тому +10

      This has less credit than it deserves

    • @MicheleGardini
      @MicheleGardini 3 роки тому +1

      And if you know what aspartame does, it's the best analogy ever.

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 3 роки тому +2

      @@MicheleGardini Do they not use sucralose now? I thought there was a movement in that direction for diet sodas.

    • @SalinaBabba8343
      @SalinaBabba8343 3 роки тому +4

      @@impishlyit9780 although most studies have inconclusive evidence that aspartame is even harmful. According to the EU, it's basically fine.

    • @GenerationOf2012
      @GenerationOf2012 3 роки тому +1

      ...i see what u did there

  • @thedapperdolphin1590
    @thedapperdolphin1590 3 роки тому +1097

    “We need to dismantle systems of oppression.”
    “So you want to dismantle our entire economy and government!”
    “I mean, you said it.”

    • @manuelantuna26
      @manuelantuna26 3 роки тому +6

      The problem is the alternative.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 3 роки тому +61

      @@manuelantuna26 the problem is... the possibility of not oppressing people as much?
      cool, I already knew your priorities so this is no shock

    • @apuapustaja1958
      @apuapustaja1958 3 роки тому +1

      Hey would you look at that, admitting you want millions of lives to be destroyed and people to suffer and die.

    • @apuapustaja1958
      @apuapustaja1958 3 роки тому +1

      @@QuikVidGuy Teenagers with no understanding of what keeps them from being raped and murdered at night should really not have a voice.

    • @manuelantuna26
      @manuelantuna26 3 роки тому

      @@QuikVidGuy
      Ok.. what is your economic alternative?
      This is gonna be good...

  • @tomdemartino3125
    @tomdemartino3125 Рік тому +7

    How timely it is to revisit 2 years later, now that he's been fired 👏👍 ❤