Sequels That Aren't Sequels
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Hollywood makes a lot of decisions predicated on the notion that everyone in the world is an idiot, but there's almost nothing more insulting than when they try to pass off a movie as a sequel when it has literally no connection to its "predecessor" other than the fact that they are both movies. And that really grinds my gear (I only have one).
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Kindergarten Cop? More like Kindergarten STOP lmao.
okay but imagine being listed as 'hot mom' in the credits and feeling honored and then realizing that someone else got listed as 'super hot mom'
Lmao yeah, disappointment😔
Also, 69th like, nice! 😏🤣
@Puppetboy fun Uhhh I don't think I'm in the right to tell you... AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN SAFETY DO NOT LOOK IT UP
@Puppetboy fun lol i think you should leave
@Puppetboy fun lmao
Jessica W so I’m down with Drew and all that. But I feel like he is John Mulaney Lite. If you catch my drift.
that sponsor placement though
Genius
I think I fell in love
I saw you on Danny Gonzalez' video on conspiracy theories. IS THIS PROOF OF TIME TRAVEL?!?
Nice profile pic
"is good candy bar"
i literally cannot figure out what the age demographic of this movie is supposed to be.
Same. How can they write a script and make a movie with no demographic in mind
PG
Looks like it would be rated Teen
@@XieLiansHat as a teen , I can say we do not approve
@@Bonnabelpossible am also teen
I love how Dolph Lundgren went from an engineer in Sweden with a Master’s degree in Australia, to a European karate champion, to a scholar at MIT with a Fulbright scholarship, to the star of Rocky IV, to the star of Kindergarten Cop 2.
He really peaked in 2016.
I used to do karate at the same dojo he once practiced at, there were pictures of him EVERYWHERE
He also plays thundergun in its always sunny 😂
Sylvester Stallone was the star of Rocky 4 lol.
@@NyQuilDonut ...I disagree 😆
@@bdanibeeb The real star was Paulie's robot.
The love interest could have acted as a kid in the first one lmao
That would have been a messed up twist if her character was a kid in the first movie
Thats the worst part, she wouldnt have been old enough to be in the first one
QueenOfFabulous 2 words jesus christ you know what 4 words jesus goddamn fucking christ
@@queenoffabulous2156 She's about a year or two younger than Miko Hughes, who was in the first one.
TheImmenseFence that’s scary, didn’t think ab this before
“I hate this. I hate this scene. I hate this movie. I want it to end.”
- Drew Gooden 2019
Didnt need to be quoted
“Didn’t need to be quoted.”
- Josh deveaux
@@strongmoon1 now that's an example of something that did need to be quoted
“now that’s an example of something that did need to be quoted”
- Josh deveaux
We can all remember that quote from last year by bookmarking this! ua-cam.com/video/-9mdb67LNcU/v-deo.html
Ngl as a teacher my biggest takeaway from this video is the amazing set up of that classroom and the terrifying prospect of having a microwave in the reach of a bunch of 6yos
RIGHT
Two
@@quenchedcherry4369 three
@@Dajopa-is-here four
Five
as the son of a preschool teacher, you'd be surprised at the stuff parents send for their kids' lunch. two pieces of plain tofu is extremely accurate
*Insert "I want to like but 69 likes" comment here*
ik im 1 years late but i was a kindergarten teacher and the amounts of students that brought huge lunch box just for jellies or just one plain bread inside them are...surprisingly a lot 😭
Also a year late but can confirm that teachers have to, and I am quoting here, "verbally remind myself that its not worth the jail time."
I wonder if Christian moms from deep Mandarin villages use their religion to justify feeding their children a bowl of flour, ketchup and cigarettes, in order to mirror American diets.
@@maoparkjellies? Like just a jar of jelly?
wait why does the chalkboard say “kindergarten” as if we’d get confused and think it’s highschool
Wait your telling me this isn't high school
@@penguinside6728 tf i thought this was college??
ryeyumi what? it’s clearly grad school??
@@illumi3588 nah nah nah its definetly a retirement home
@@ryeyumi thought it was a graveyard
"I am Super Hot Mom"
"I am Smoking Hot Mom"
*"And we are not the same person"*
i read this to the rhythm of the "and you're watching disney channel" thing
"We may have similar lives"
"We may have similar wives"
"Wait what?"
We may have similar lives
We may be similar wives
But we are different none the less
Lol I red this how Welsh twins would have said it 🤣🤣🤣
@@Fastest_turtle me too!!!!! Haha!!! They are my obsession 🌙🌙
Sequels that aren’t sequels:
“Grease 2”
“Titanic 2”
“Mean Girls 2”
Tess you gotta appreciate their commitment to making titanic two. They had to make and sink a whole new massive ship just to make sure the movie is based on real life
wtf would "Titanic 2 "even be about?
@@ghakol the skeletons in the sunken titanic start reenacting the original titanic
all i remember about titanic 2 is that i watched it with my friend when i was like 10, and there's this scene where the best friend of the main character like tragically dies and it made me cry because i was afraid that might happen to us too lmao
@@ghakol it's been a while since i watched it, but it's literally about a cruise ship called TITANIC 2, and the guy that constructed it KNOWS that something during the construction went wrong and that it's technically not able to swim, yet he let's it sail anyway bc he's like a money hungry business guy or something....and then everyone on the ship dies as you'd expect
Her: "Most guys wanna meet up for drinks then have sex."
Him: *Pours the wine for her*
It's a dumb shit test
The Kindergarten kids are closer in age to the teacher love interest than the main character...
TheKewlPerson omg
you're right and it hurts
this fucked me up
Let's see, dude is 61. The girl is 31. So that's a nice easy 30 year age gap.
Kids are like 10-11 years old so... >math stuff, brain smokes, and other dysfunctional noises< roughly a 20 year age gap...
Holy shi--
Jay Bloodworth wait, but since they're in kindergarten, wouldn't they be between 5 or 6 years old?
I mean that would still make them only 25 years younger than the female teacher. Which is less than 30 year age gap between her and Dolph.
the only chemistry in this whole movie is the dude and the twix bar ngl
Naw man, Drew and Arnold were kinda vibing
Is good candy bar
It's just my thing
I think Dolf had a heart failure in the middle of the movie, and instead of recasting him, they attached him to strings like a puppet, and that's why he looks asleep in half the scenes.
Oh, so they weekend at Bernie'sed him?
@@mega_bird700 precisely
I know that picture in your profile picture from anywhere. It’s from a Barbie film.😂😂
@@triggeredcat120 Bibble!
@@KaylaKasel It’s glorious
As a collector that scene where he broke his toys and everyone smiled hurt me to my very core.
THEY DID WHAT?!
@ 😓😂😂ik ik
Are we just sleeping on the fact that Drew has a cardboard cutout of Arnold in a speedo
Wait... You don't have one?.
I thought everyone was suppose to have one
I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD ONE!
I think mine's pregnant.
Saint Fisuto well, mine has kidney stones
i mean my mom got a full sized cut out of an actor which stood in the corner of our living room so... can't be that weird lol
"Oh, you really are oldschool"
"YA CAUSE HE'S OLD!"
That killed me lmao
Rip i guess
Greeeaaaat
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I kept replaying that part XD
How did I . read this in sync with him saying it
Poor Amanda, since Drew got that Arnold cut out she has to sleep on the couch.
no I believe it's because she's somewhere in Afghanistan now :(
@@PHDL1295 At least he has Danny and the Paul brothers to keep him company while she is away.
@@babitferreira They just like to cuddle.
Nah, cardboard Arnold is totally bangin' her.
@@robbiehope4963 LOGAN PAIL?!
As someone who’s deathly allergic to both tree nuts and peanuts, the screaming thing is uncomfortably accurate. The amount of times I had to explain to my classmates it’s only dangerous if I come in contact with the nut is insane
At my school they told us that nobody should bring peanut anything to lunch as if anyone allergic smelled it, it may kill them? This was highschool. Is that not a thing 😅 I just accepted it all this time
@@ObsessedwithZelda2 from what I know, there are some people who can flare up by smelling nuts, but I don’t think there’s many people who could die just from the smell. But considering the risks of Cross-contamination I do support the decision to ban peanuts all together to fully avoid the risk. But as someone with severe allergies, I do wish that allergies would be taken much more seriously and that there would be much better education about them.
@@4r4chn1da33 Thanks for the extra info!
Your allergy only exists because you were too sheltered as a child. My dad would smear a full jar of peanut butter into my pillow case ever night until I stopped being a sissy la-la and grew an immune system.
@@ObsessedwithZelda2 I know a guy that pretty much has to call an ambulance if he smells peanuts. Smelling something means particles of it have entered your body and for some people that's enough to have a reaction. So the poor dude has to ask if people have cooked something with peanuts in the last couple of days before he enters a house. But I assume thats a really rare case.
he better name part 2 of this “sequels that aren’t sequels: the sequel”
And Danny Gonzalez should host it, as Drew
@@Tai112336 100% Agree.
And the third could be “the sequel that isnt the sequel to the sequel” lol
@@julieking6533 And the cardboard as Drew/Danny!
he won't be making it, danny will. that way, it will make it a sequel that isn't a sequel.
Just realised that the main guy looks like an ancient Jake Paul mixed with a squished Gordon Ramsey.
BAHHAHAH
Bahaaaaahaaaa Lolol
Very accurate description
Why does this make so much sense
Couldn’t have said it better myself
"Super Hot Mom and Smokin' Hot Mom - don't get them confused, they're two different people."
So, which one is you and which one is Danny?
I am Super Hot Mom,
And I am Smokin Hot Mom,
And we are not the same person.
We may have similar lives,
We may be similar wives,
But we are different nonetheless.
One has baby blue eyes and the other has different shade of baby blue eyes.
*Get it right.*
“they are 2 different people” TOUR
You are implying that I am a mom
why did you write danny twice?
Fun fact: Dolph was a guest on the first episode of the Eric Andre Show.
And Arnold Schwarzenegger was on the third.
i thought jack black was the first
@@zaina5127 I don’t think Jack Black came on until Season 4
@@kyakatz7855 oh damn, i coulda sworn he was the celebrity guest s1 ep1 lo. idk why i choose not to google it, him being the first is just a belief i hold lmao
@@zaina5127I think they brought in someone who was impersonating jack black but looked nothing like him. They did this with jay z and Beyoncé, the short Vietnamese guy being jayz and some skinny white crack hoe or something being Beyoncé
Imagine he makes another video called “sequels that aren’t sequels 2” and just makes an entirely different vid
Oh holy shit that's genius
nah it would be Sequels That Aren't Sequels (The Sequel)
Edit: ok
that would be crazy
Yes
I was abt to comment that lol
i really hope dolph’s middle name is finn
Or just inn.
😂😂😂😂😂
Funny 😐
Dolph in lun grin!! 😂
Or his middle initial starts with N.
Dolph N
There should be a part 2 to this video but on a different topic
I mean, I will watch it
That’s perfect 😂
So meta
Yeah
But created by Danny Gonzalez
Man, the sheer ton of makeup they have him in to try and convince you he did not just do a runner from the old folks home, makes him look like his face is melting every time even the barest amount of light hits it.
This is the 60-year-old white man equivalent of a self-insert Wattpad fic
This comment slapped me in the face with truth
Holy shit, you're right
Y/n :)
Ah, yes I am a 60 year old white man and not a biracial nonbianary teenager
you say that like self insert wattpad isnt all just reprises of modern day dantes inferno,,,, which is essentially the holy grail of all self insert fics
“Mind if I take you home? I’m only very drunk.” That is the most John Mulaney Drew has ever sounded
Interesting. Drew kind of reminded me of Thomas Middleditch in this video, but there might be a smidge of John Mulaney there, too
Also in one of his life hacks videos he said “now they’re exciting jeans!” And it sounded just like Mulaney
"his unforgettable role as whatever his character's name was" is so underrated
Also, the old man was kissing the young woman and the FBI showed up, I don't know the context but that's hilarious
Fr😳
So true the FBI s timing is hilarious
You want far go to make proud?
They didn't check his computer, though.
One thing I will defend in the Kc2, When the female teacher claps and they all sit, that totally happens when kids fear the authority of a teacher. I helped at my step moms S.E. preschool class. She stepped aside to use the restroom so of course they all decided to act out to test me and my sign language skills heh. She walked into the room and did some rhyme they all knew and boom they're all sitting in a circle lol. I still know the sign language for "sit and listen or no playing on the orange slide" by heart, I had a little guy that didn't need sugar to act out haha.
How very cute :)
That's so precious 🥺 How are the kids doing now?
@@glsssm9575 I can't get a ton of info due to my dad's divorce but before that I had been told he was a proud graduate of the program at 5th grade. So he must be doing pretty darn well. Or maybe his mom bought an orange slide to use as a communication bribe. I wouldn't have blamed her either way I hope he's doing well.
as a kid whose mom is a teacher and was able to see her at work due to her being a teacher at my school, i can attest to this
The sugar thing is mostly a myth. I mean it’s not good for you, but they did a test once with sugar and fake sugar, turns out groups of kids with other kids and toys in a room are mostly naturally hyper under those conditions. And if they don’t think the grownup in the room has control will basically act like little brats, even normally well behaved kids.
Also, my grandma ran a day care and there was basically a chant she had that instantly called all of us to attention. Can’t remember it, but she started it, we kids finished it and all sat down knowing playtime was over.
John Mulaney’s long-lost little brother is doing so well on UA-cam
Simply Ty I love this comment more than you will ever know
I thought the samething
Malcom from Malcom in the Middle
Oh my gosh I was just thinking the same thing!
Danny is his brother? Surprising
I could literally watch drew talk about anything for 20 minutes and be thoroughly entertained
Same here
Except bike repair. Nobody can make bike repair interesting.
Anything he talks about is instantly entertaining, like he could lecture about calculus and I’d still laugh tbh
Queenie Miller it’s the voice
yep, i even like the part when he talk about sponsor
Sequels That Aren't Sequels:
"Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul"
fat kid exactly
fat kid #notmyrodrick
Because why tf not
The Force Awakens is a soft reboot.
That movie fucking sucked
imagine auditioning for super hot mom and then you get cast as hot mom
The only thing this movie is missing is a sprinkle fight
a cgi sprinkle fight
And missghetti...
Omg yes. Fucking CGI
Exactly
Chriss70703 ikr
I like how Danny speaks so highly of La Croix and Drew’s slogan for it is “Just don’t drink it”
Ive found the difference between Drew and Danny
No there is no drew or Danny is just Danny gooden
@@siiiygoofymood6620 no there is only kurtis
Dude don't say that publicly! THEY will come for you!
And when they do, they'll silence your friends and family, but they won't kill you. They'll torture you, interrogate, and pick you apart, looking for any difference between you and a normal person. Then when they find it, they'll finally put you out of your suffering. And then, they'll take thousands more to see how common it is. Thousands will die if you say that again. Spread it quietly, or not at all, and you and everyone you care about will survive.
guys I think he’s dead
I like to think LaCroix's best shoot was in Teamskeet. She looked so good and took it hard.
The "road work ahead" sign halfway in frame and the red wig in the background add a lot to this video.
Hannah Honey “road work ahead yeah I sure hope it does “
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Admittedly the whole "too adult for children, too childish for adults" could prolly be said about the original. Like that movie would jump from kid's humor to Arnie's star witness dying from spike heroin"
As someone with a lot of allergies, including peanuts, for my whole life, I can say that the classroom’s reaction was more unrealistic than a 31 year old wanting to date a 60 year old.
Yeah i highly doubt kids care so much about some other kid's allergy.
Burned Edits Haha yeah I have a peanut allergy and the kids at my school when I was younger people wouldn’t even care
There are some schools that drill peanut allergies into you... and exaggerate SOO much about how deadly it is... that they LITERALLY teach you that if you eat peanut butter, then the next day touch a doorknob... that a person with a peanut allergy could die.
I have an allergy to multiple nuts and even my mum doesn't react like that when I'm near them
@@Nionivek doubt it's that serious, one of my old friends has a nut allergy and we ate stuff with nuts around her, we just had to be careful not to touch her and wash our hands after. it wasn't that big of a deal for us. we were preteens, though, i can see why they'd go all out for children
1:44 “There’s some La Croix in the fridge.”
...but this isn’t his second channel, why would he drink La Croix?
ik I'm very confused as well.
Good question, I don't think any of us could guess the answer
because he is drew and not danny and they arnt the same person
Zaryha Loves Gamez UA-cams
how much is he paying you
@@alastorbutwithagun 50 bucks And la Croix
"love has no age"
Drew: *Excuse me no*
Brandon Rilling prison has no unlocked doors
@@ArtyJerjerrod that's kinda fucked up to lock up a 61 year old cop for dating a 31 year old teacher and it doesn't seem like an abusive relationship in the story
My President (I am French) is married to a 65 year old wife and he is 41. Your President is married to a 48 year old wife and he is 72.
This is our lives now. Meh.
@@josephinep8858 My president (I'm Finnish) is 70 and his wife is 41
@@amberspyglxss guess he beats him ha ha
I might be dyslexic because i just read the title as "squirrels that arent squirrels", and was super excited to watch it, only to be extremely disappointed.
I just realized I accepted him having a cut out of Arnold without even questioning it.
i almost PEED MY PANTS when Drew added “i don’t have feelings for Christie North.”
I think we all did
Who is christie north
@@creeperhunterD it’s referencing a video he made about the weirdest Christmas movie
Time?
@@pokaay3163 14:26
Drew’s goal: straight
The obstacle: Arnold Schwarzenegger
My goal: Gay
The obstacle: Arnold Schwarzenegger
My goal: Arnold Schwarzenegger
The obstacle: Straight
My Schwarzenegger: straight
Arnold The: Obstacle
Goal the
Straight:Obstacle
Arnold:the
Gay: me
Gay:The
Arnold my obstacle:
Straight:
7:20 The tofu explodes cause it's been in the microwave for too long? Does the microwave not turn off after the selected time ?
Sequels that aren’t sequels
Home alone
3 , 4 and 5
I stand by the fact Home Alone 3 is a hidden gem.
McNabbot it’s an underrated classic
Home Alone 3 is prolly my favourite out of all of them. It's so freaking underrated
@@aorchiesiddiqui1947 honestly, facts
I stand behind Home Alone 3 actually being kinda decent
You can probably see the red wig in the background from the Kim Possible sketch, now that kids, is what we call a callback.
Robbie Hope it's what we in the BIZ like to call..... a "callback"😎😎😎
Or is it him just hanging it on the closet door cause he's too lazy to put it away (not a criticism of him, my doorknob is just fucking coats)
"Twix. I Sure Hope It Does"
:(
Oh wow its the top 10 fastest things guy
shut up 1000 subscribers
are you dunkey??
Hey strange seeing you here. I always forget UA-camrs also watch UA-cam.
It's almost like the FBI doesn't hire people from diverse backgrounds and totally has no capable agents with a background in education. I want a Kindergarten Cop reboot where it's the opposite situation: a kindergarten teacher needs to save the day and becomes an FBI agent and is played by Idris Elba.
Maybe he becomes an MI6 agent instead...?
Finally a movie where it would be realistic to see everyone throw themselves at him
Homestuck spotted
@@alchemlemnis Hey! You might be right, but it still hurts.
Now that I would watch. Is it bad I want him to do the not a tumor line in his British accent?
i can't tell if you bought a cardboard cutout of arnold schwarzenegger specifically for this video, or if you previously had a cardboard cutout arnold schwarzenegger and decided it would be a good comedic device in this video. i can't decide which is funnier.
He had a cutout I thought that was actually him
He’s literally old enough to be her father
Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng
Big daddy
Drew isn't that old. /J
@Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng It's called a joke
Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng it was a very john mulaney esque joke and i laughed
Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng also for future reference "/J" means its a joke and "/S" means it's sarcasm because it's hard to tell on the internet
i was like why am i laughing at every word he says and i the realize, he’s the road work ahead guy. this is the best day of my life.
crescent wil THANK YOU for finally helping me realize what I knew him from
Lol
HE'S THE ROAD WORK AHEAD GUY???
unhealthy obssession with mr. clean life changing right?
He has a road work sign in the backgr- never mind
If nothing else the part where all the kids flipped out because of one kid with a peanut allergy was definitely accurate.
Wait I thought your favorite actor was Jeremy Renner
HE BETRAYED HIM
It’s Vin Diesel
Yeah, but he's dating Justin Bieber too
GASP
That’s his favorite singer
The only sequel people want is the Drew Gooden Kim possible movie.
AbsThePro yessssssss!!!!!!!
drew i want a shirt that says pants
makes sense
Lets make this top comment
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I don't
MAKE THE DAMN MERCH
26 years... perfect opportunity to create a sequel using one of the kids from the first movie.
He was literally 30 when the girl who he’s kissing was born.
ew😐
EW WTH
there's a couples gravestone (like they were buried next to each other) and the dude was 48 when his wife was 16. 32 when she was born
if that's not f**cked up, then i don't even know
Now he's 63 and his fiancee is 24 😂
The actors actually kissed for that shot 🤢
The chemistry is palpable, you can palp it.
Chemistry? Like his masters?
It is able to be palped
So much Palp it's in a Star Wars movie
the chemistry is palpatine!
@@urmom-zh6zs DEWIT!
Let's appreciate the fact that he probably bought like a 70$ Arnold cutout for this...
CannedBeanz who’s to say he didn’t already have it?
I think he did already have it I remember it from older videos.
bold of you to assume he doesn’t have multiple cutouts of ALL the original kindergarten cop cast members
Maybe it was gently used 😉
man you just know that "meatless monday" scene was proposed by a disgruntled parent who was annoyed they had to run to the grocery store at like 9pm on sunday because they forgot their kid had told them on friday they needed something other than their ham sandwich for lunch monday
Drew made this to have an excuse to buy an Arnold Schwarzenegger cutout
obviously
Bold of you to assume he didn't already had this cutout waiting for the perfect video to use it!
I just need to tell someone this: One of Arnold's nicknames is Shuwa-chan.
He's just make use out of his girlfriend's favorite home decor piece
@@sanogoadamagyram8166 bold of you to assume he bought it to use in a video
DREW I HAVE THE SAME WINDOW CURTAINS AS YOU WOAHHHHH ITS ALMOST LIKE ITS A OBJECT THAT MANY PEOPLE AROUND THE COUNTRY HAVE
Impossible... Nobody likes sharing so we can't all have the same thing
i think have the same drew in my room
Wait, you can get dlc curtains
sinna ok but do you have the same life size cut out
I have eyes just like Drew has eyes wow that's crazy, dude
*What if* the actress who played the love interest to Dolph's character in this movie was also one of the kids in the original Kindergarten Cop?? Now that's a sequel!
BRUH! U BLEW MY MIND!
I’m guessing Arnold gave her a daddy fetish.
@@carriecrayon7277 oh god hahahah
Omg 😭 somehow that theory makes this movie even creepier lmao
Oh noooo then it IS a sequel, dammit!
I'm truly convinced this movie was written with Jason Momoa in mind to play the Kindergarten Cop, but he obviously didn't accept
But they say fuck it and didn't bother to rewrite it
Apparently it was planned for Schwarzenegger, at least that's kinda what wikipedia says
JASON MOMOA WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING
"Mom can we have Arnold Schwarzenegger"
"We have Arnold Schwarzenegger at home"
Arnold Schwarzenegger at home:
Why did I think you were talking about drew I'm such a dumbass
I mean, Drew actually does have an Arnold Schwarzenegger at home, so...
Haven’t you seen rocky 4?
Like wtf how do people not know Dolph Lundgren
He does mention it in the video, but only for a second
I died when he looked at the camera when it went to the bull riding scene
He looks like a microwaved Gordan Ramsey
Aya the Fox he could never replace Arnold Schwarzenegger my KING
Aya the Fox why is that so accurate
Dont disrespect the boss.
More like fried Gordon Ramsay
I love this comment
I like how they try to make Hal seem extremely uncool but the actor has tattoo sleeves on both arms and actually seems kinda cool
I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR CHRISTY NORTH
LMFAO
MISSGHETTIII
@@rosxjun Cause... you haven't made it in a while, and I miss it... get it?!
Sprinkle fight
Yeah yeah yeah so so speed it up yeah whatever
Fun fact: Dolph Lundgren not only speaks several languages, but also has a master in chemical engineering and was even awarded a full scholarship to MIT.
Damn what fuck is he even doing in this movie? He can’t be that desperate for cash? Maybe it’s an attention thing but I’m not exactly sure what amount of attention he thought this would bring cause it’s surely wasn’t enough.
The worst camp camp memes ever maybe he just had some unfulfilled fantasies he could live out with this movie.. 😟😟😟
@@babyshark9329 This is also a weird reason, because he's actually pretty good looking for a 60 yo guy, and also a decently famous movie star. He should be able to fulfill all the lady fantasies he wants.
@@babyshark9329 He didn't need to, he was engaged to a female karate champ 24 years his junior lol.
@@sashaneumann Dolf is mildly good looking but he isn't a Silver Fox. When I think "60 year old who can charm you off your feet" I think Carlos Monteban (or was it Ricardo Monteban?)
13:47 I love how this happens on day 5 of school for Dolph, yet on day 150 I found out one of my kindergarten students still didn’t know my name
hey i have a question: do you ever just want to murder the kids? (8:05)
Em Wiebe Now I’m no kid killer, but I will say that in my second week on the job a kid walked up to me, looked me in the eyes, then peed and pooped his pants simultaneously. So I’ll let that speak for itself
Well, I guess the sight of you is just relieving. :3
Jordan Hyre 4:16 drew gooden says the n word
Audrey Jackson no, no he didn’t
I used to be a lunch monitor for an elementary school, and you'd be surprised at the amount of kindergarteners I had that would actually eat raw vegetables for lunch, no dip or anything. Just straight up lettuce. Straight up bell peppers. Straight up broccoli.
Yeah, I used to bring half a watermelon, a capsicum, and a cucumber, and that’d be my lunch in school. Or baby carrots and green beans
@@1ndiasmusicTIL that bell peppers are also called capsicums! I love bell peppers and still eat them all the time as an adult. They’re a great snack for when it’s too close to dinner time to eat something big, or for when you just want something a little sweet. My favorites are the mini ones.
The age difference between that teacher and those kids is smaller than the one between the “love interests”
Taye Nic omg.... shit I’m dying 😂😂
"wowwww you are old school" *"YEAH CAUSE HES OLD"*
Netflix doesn't have kindergarten-cop so I watched daddy daycare
and then I remembered that I can use express VPN to change my country to North Korea and protect my internet security while watching kindergarten-cop!
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daddy day care is better tho 😳
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This is secretly drew
As someone who actually went to the Kindergarten Cop School for first through third grade, I must say I am shocked this films legacy has been dragged through the mud.
That’s awesome!
At least you'll always have Silent Hill
"Wow you are old school."
"Yeah cause he's old."
LOL
my husband and i are literally dying, terminally to your content right now, _thanks drew_
Karuna Satori ASMR is your husband single?
HI MOM I LOVE YOU 🥰🥰🥰
" literally dying, terminally"
pathetic woman.
That kiss scene (12:13) is so. uncomfortable. to watch. Look at his face he's not even moving!! He's like,, borderline convalescent! And she paid $2000 to do that again!!
Silvia Stn well, you see, he had a heart attack
The one at 4:56 does too. It was hard to watch
He doesn’t even look like he even ACTED like he enjoyed it wth
@YallCrazy no, that one was hot
WOW SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY TALKS QBOUT THE VIDEO
Sugar doesn't actually make kids hyper, it's actually a very good example of the placebo effect, they think that's what it should do, so lo and behold, that's what happens.
sorry the “want me to show you how I stay in shape?” and the cut to the square dancing made me laugh so hard like when did he become yee yee🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
"I was expecting a different kind of bareback riding."
I honestly would have preferred a sex scene.
I would have found it a lot less cringe-inducing.
YYU
@@seigeengine You wrote the same thing in another reply box .
@@annulizbeth It's almost like when I say something, I still mean it a few minutes later.
To me, it's hilarious how legitimately sad Drew is when they kiss
Also his absolute shock when the guy gets tased
10:50 “Most guys that I date now just want meet to drink and have sex”
Definitely a kids movie
Gravy O51 “Hal, did you shit yourself?”
100% family friendly
0 to 100 folks
*zoom in on crotch while bull riding* totally kid friendly and not meant to be sexual
"Middle aged men taking care of older men" could be the plot of an entirely different kind of movie
You're telling me everyone but Dolph wasn't a porn actor trying to work as a normal actor
SneakyFish umm the kids?
ELITOS Burritos your point?
ELITOS Burritos though it's illegal so there is a chance the children where in a few pornos
End Cat FBI OPEN UP
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Can someone please talk about how the love interest teacher lady has two pointless pencils in her hair
they looked pretty sharp to me
@@artstroneatical2667 *n o*
Because she's a teacher that's why
It's so she can threaten the kids when reminding them to behave
Drew age-shames Dolph Lundgren for 20 minutes
As we all should, ugh this movie should've been called kissing creepy grandpa ew
@@BetzyArosemena I'd pay to go see a movie with that title, no lie. Wouldn't bother getting concessions though, because, you know, unappetizing...
@@BetzyArosemena Fun fact: Dolph is dating a woman younger than the actress in this movie now.
@@seigeengine Because of course he is.
I can't believe Dolph Lundgren was 39 when the actress he is dating was born
That "I don't have feelings for Kristie North!" placement was top tier. Idk why but I felt so proud to know where it was from
"there's some le croix in the fridge"
I didn't know we were getting wacky, a little goofy???
Perhaps even a little off script??
no.
This is his second channel, not his main channel, if you are a new viewer and thought it was his main channel, get out of here
Its like a party in my mouth! A party that ends at 9 :D
not tryna get too crazy
if you don't review mean girls 2 i'm gonna be like, sad and stuff.
I still cry thinking about that
That's all I could think about this whole video. That movie hurt me very deeply
Lmaoooooo dont remind me of fhat
Thinking about that makes me feel and think bad thoughts
YES,it sucked ass
I feel like this movie didn't know what it wanted it's demographic to be
I think it was probably initially supposed to be a softcore porn for old dudes but then they decided it probably wasn't the best idea to associate a porno with all the kid scenes happening so they toned it down thinking they could maybe sell it as a family friendly movie and ended up with this weird thing
You're giving them too much credit, do you really think they had anything in mind while taking a dump and calling it a script? Lmao
Fun fact! Dolph Lundgren received a master's degree in chemical engineering. He's extremely intelligent and he legitimately knows martial arts.
Edit: I don't know the rating of this movie, but despite the first movie having a bunch of kids it was rated R.
I would say he knows martial art pretty well since he won the European championships more than once
Adaptations That Aren't Adaptations
*cough riverdale cough*
thats the CW for you, taking the source material and shitting all over it to make it a generic romantic drama.
YESSSSSS THANK YOU SO MUCH! (Sorry for being so extreme I just love the comics)
Bruce Wayne I can tell you've not watched it because Riverdale is a mental illness simulator with magic, drugs, boy fight club, mafia, serial killers and musicals for no reason. You start watching it ironically and it becomes the next Twin Peaks
LOL Riverdale is a hot pile of shit that throws every genre in there to try to make it interesting and edgy.
Only read some Archie comics, and already I can tell that Riverdale has little connection to the source material...
You kinda look like that girl from the Kim Possible live action official movie trailer I saw once.
OMG true
I love how the wig is in the background too.
That movie was so bad it had nothing to do with the TV show. It was literally a movie about friendship
How? Just how?
OMG you're right thanks for pointing it out!
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11:11 Freaking out? Maybe you just need a snickers