Sequels That Aren't Sequels
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Hollywood makes a lot of decisions predicated on the notion that everyone in the world is an idiot, but there's almost nothing more insulting than when they try to pass off a movie as a sequel when it has literally no connection to its "predecessor" other than the fact that they are both movies. And that really grinds my gear (I only have one).
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Kindergarten Cop? More like Kindergarten STOP lmao. - Комедії
"I am Super Hot Mom"
"I am Smoking Hot Mom"
*"And we are not the same person"*
i read this to the rhythm of the "and you're watching disney channel" thing
"We may have similar lives"
"We may have similar wives"
"Wait what?"
We may have similar lives
We may be similar wives
But we are different none the less
Lol I red this how Welsh twins would have said it 🤣🤣🤣
@@HaHaHaLMFAOtv me too!!!!! Haha!!! They are my obsession 🌙🌙
i literally cannot figure out what the age demographic of this movie is supposed to be.
Same. How can they write a script and make a movie with no demographic in mind
PG
Looks like it would be rated Teen
@@XieLiansHat as a teen , I can say we do not approve
@@Bonnabelpossible am also teen
as the son of a preschool teacher, you'd be surprised at the stuff parents send for their kids' lunch. two pieces of plain tofu is extremely accurate
*Insert "I want to like but 69 likes" comment here*
ik im 1 years late but i was a kindergarten teacher and the amounts of students that brought huge lunch box just for jellies or just one plain bread inside them are...surprisingly a lot 😭
Also a year late but can confirm that teachers have to, and I am quoting here, "verbally remind myself that its not worth the jail time."
I wonder if Christian moms from deep Mandarin villages use their religion to justify feeding their children a bowl of flour, ketchup and cigarettes, in order to mirror American diets.
@@maoparkjellies? Like just a jar of jelly?
I love how Dolph Lundgren went from an engineer in Sweden with a Master’s degree in Australia, to a European karate champion, to a scholar at MIT with a Fulbright scholarship, to the star of Rocky IV, to the star of Kindergarten Cop 2.
He really peaked in 2016.
I used to do karate at the same dojo he once practiced at, there were pictures of him EVERYWHERE
He also plays thundergun in its always sunny 😂
Sylvester Stallone was the star of Rocky 4 lol.
@@NyQuilDonut ...I disagree 😆
@@bdanibeeb The real star was Paulie's robot.
okay but imagine being listed as 'hot mom' in the credits and feeling honored and then realizing that someone else got listed as 'super hot mom'
Lmao yeah, disappointment😔
Also, 69th like, nice! 😏🤣
@Puppetboy fun Uhhh I don't think I'm in the right to tell you... AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN SAFETY DO NOT LOOK IT UP
@Puppetboy fun lol i think you should leave
@Puppetboy fun lmao
Jessica W so I’m down with Drew and all that. But I feel like he is John Mulaney Lite. If you catch my drift.
The love interest could have acted as a kid in the first one lmao
That would have been a messed up twist if her character was a kid in the first movie
Thats the worst part, she wouldnt have been old enough to be in the first one
QueenOfFabulous 2 words jesus christ you know what 4 words jesus goddamn fucking christ
@@queenoffabulous2156 She's about a year or two younger than Miko Hughes, who was in the first one.
TheImmenseFence that’s scary, didn’t think ab this before
Her: "Most guys wanna meet up for drinks then have sex."
Him: *Pours the wine for her*
It's a dumb shit test
I like how Danny speaks so highly of La Croix and Drew’s slogan for it is “Just don’t drink it”
Ive found the difference between Drew and Danny
No there is no drew or Danny is just Danny gooden
@@siiiygoofymood6620 no there is only kurtis
Dude don't say that publicly! THEY will come for you!
And when they do, they'll silence your friends and family, but they won't kill you. They'll torture you, interrogate, and pick you apart, looking for any difference between you and a normal person. Then when they find it, they'll finally put you out of your suffering. And then, they'll take thousands more to see how common it is. Thousands will die if you say that again. Spread it quietly, or not at all, and you and everyone you care about will survive.
guys I think he’s dead
I like to think LaCroix's best shoot was in Teamskeet. She looked so good and took it hard.
wait why does the chalkboard say “kindergarten” as if we’d get confused and think it’s highschool
Wait your telling me this isn't high school
@@penguinside6728 tf i thought this was college??
ryeyumi what? it’s clearly grad school??
@@illumi3588 nah nah nah its definetly a retirement home
@@ryeyumi thought it was a graveyard
that sponsor placement though
Genius
I think I fell in love
I saw you on Danny Gonzalez' video on conspiracy theories. IS THIS PROOF OF TIME TRAVEL?!?
Nice profile pic
"is good candy bar"
The chemistry is palpable, you can palp it.
Chemistry? Like his masters?
It is able to be palped
So much Palp it's in a Star Wars movie
the chemistry is palpatine!
@@urmom-zh6zs DEWIT!
As someone who’s deathly allergic to both tree nuts and peanuts, the screaming thing is uncomfortably accurate. The amount of times I had to explain to my classmates it’s only dangerous if I come in contact with the nut is insane
At my school they told us that nobody should bring peanut anything to lunch as if anyone allergic smelled it, it may kill them? This was highschool. Is that not a thing 😅 I just accepted it all this time
@@ObsessedwithZelda2 from what I know, there are some people who can flare up by smelling nuts, but I don’t think there’s many people who could die just from the smell. But considering the risks of Cross-contamination I do support the decision to ban peanuts all together to fully avoid the risk. But as someone with severe allergies, I do wish that allergies would be taken much more seriously and that there would be much better education about them.
@@4r4chn1da33 Thanks for the extra info!
The Kindergarten kids are closer in age to the teacher love interest than the main character...
TheKewlPerson omg
you're right and it hurts
this fucked me up
Let's see, dude is 61. The girl is 31. So that's a nice easy 30 year age gap.
Kids are like 10-11 years old so... >math stuff, brain smokes, and other dysfunctional noises< roughly a 20 year age gap...
Holy shi--
Jay Bloodworth wait, but since they're in kindergarten, wouldn't they be between 5 or 6 years old?
I mean that would still make them only 25 years younger than the female teacher. Which is less than 30 year age gap between her and Dolph.
the only chemistry in this whole movie is the dude and the twix bar ngl
Naw man, Drew and Arnold were kinda vibing
Is good candy bar
It's just my thing
As a collector that scene where he broke his toys and everyone smiled hurt me to my very core.
Fun fact: Dolph was a guest on the first episode of the Eric Andre Show.
And Arnold Schwarzenegger was on the third.
i thought jack black was the first
@@zaina5127 I don’t think Jack Black came on until Season 4
@@kyakatz7855 oh damn, i coulda sworn he was the celebrity guest s1 ep1 lo. idk why i choose not to google it, him being the first is just a belief i hold lmao
"Twix. I Sure Hope It Does"
:(
Oh wow its the top 10 fastest things guy
shut up 1000 subscribers
are you dunkey??
Hey strange seeing you here. I always forget UA-camrs also watch UA-cam.
“I hate this. I hate this scene. I hate this movie. I want it to end.”
- Drew Gooden 2019
Didnt need to be quoted
“Didn’t need to be quoted.”
- Josh deveaux
@@strongmoon1 now that's an example of something that did need to be quoted
“now that’s an example of something that did need to be quoted”
- Josh deveaux
We can all remember that quote from last year by bookmarking this! ua-cam.com/video/-9mdb67LNcU/v-deo.html
Man, the sheer ton of makeup they have him in to try and convince you he did not just do a runner from the old folks home, makes him look like his face is melting every time even the barest amount of light hits it.
Sugar doesn't actually make kids hyper, it's actually a very good example of the placebo effect, they think that's what it should do, so lo and behold, that's what happens.
Sequels that aren’t sequels:
“Grease 2”
“Titanic 2”
“Mean Girls 2”
Tess you gotta appreciate their commitment to making titanic two. They had to make and sink a whole new massive ship just to make sure the movie is based on real life
wtf would "Titanic 2 "even be about?
@@ghakol the skeletons in the sunken titanic start reenacting the original titanic
all i remember about titanic 2 is that i watched it with my friend when i was like 10, and there's this scene where the best friend of the main character like tragically dies and it made me cry because i was afraid that might happen to us too lmao
@@ghakol it's been a while since i watched it, but it's literally about a cruise ship called TITANIC 2, and the guy that constructed it KNOWS that something during the construction went wrong and that it's technically not able to swim, yet he let's it sail anyway bc he's like a money hungry business guy or something....and then everyone on the ship dies as you'd expect
This is the 60-year-old white man equivalent of a self-insert Wattpad fic
This comment slapped me in the face with truth
Holy shit, you're right
Y/n :)
Ah, yes I am a 60 year old white man and not a biracial nonbianary teenager
you say that like self insert wattpad isnt all just reprises of modern day dantes inferno,,,, which is essentially the holy grail of all self insert fics
If nothing else the part where all the kids flipped out because of one kid with a peanut allergy was definitely accurate.
One thing I will defend in the Kc2, When the female teacher claps and they all sit, that totally happens when kids fear the authority of a teacher. I helped at my step moms S.E. preschool class. She stepped aside to use the restroom so of course they all decided to act out to test me and my sign language skills heh. She walked into the room and did some rhyme they all knew and boom they're all sitting in a circle lol. I still know the sign language for "sit and listen or no playing on the orange slide" by heart, I had a little guy that didn't need sugar to act out haha.
How very cute :)
That's so precious 🥺 How are the kids doing now?
@@glsssm9575 I can't get a ton of info due to my dad's divorce but before that I had been told he was a proud graduate of the program at 5th grade. So he must be doing pretty darn well. Or maybe his mom bought an orange slide to use as a communication bribe. I wouldn't have blamed her either way I hope he's doing well.
as a kid whose mom is a teacher and was able to see her at work due to her being a teacher at my school, i can attest to this
The sugar thing is mostly a myth. I mean it’s not good for you, but they did a test once with sugar and fake sugar, turns out groups of kids with other kids and toys in a room are mostly naturally hyper under those conditions. And if they don’t think the grownup in the room has control will basically act like little brats, even normally well behaved kids.
Also, my grandma ran a day care and there was basically a chant she had that instantly called all of us to attention. Can’t remember it, but she started it, we kids finished it and all sat down knowing playtime was over.
Just realised that the main guy looks like an ancient Jake Paul mixed with a squished Gordon Ramsey.
BAHHAHAH
Bahaaaaahaaaa Lolol
Very accurate description
Why does this make so much sense
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Are we just sleeping on the fact that Drew has a cardboard cutout of Arnold in a speedo
Wait... You don't have one?.
I thought everyone was suppose to have one
I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD ONE!
I think mine's pregnant.
Saint Fisuto well, mine has kidney stones
i mean my mom got a full sized cut out of an actor which stood in the corner of our living room so... can't be that weird lol
7:20 The tofu explodes cause it's been in the microwave for too long? Does the microwave not turn off after the selected time ?
imagine auditioning for super hot mom and then you get cast as hot mom
The only thing this movie is missing is a sprinkle fight
a cgi sprinkle fight
And missghetti...
Omg yes. Fucking CGI
Exactly
Chriss70703 ikr
Poor Amanda, since Drew got that Arnold cut out she has to sleep on the couch.
no I believe it's because she's somewhere in Afghanistan now :(
@@PHDL1295 At least he has Danny and the Paul brothers to keep him company while she is away.
@@babitferreira They just like to cuddle.
Nah, cardboard Arnold is totally bangin' her.
@@robbiehope4963 LOGAN PAIL?!
Admittedly the whole "too adult for children, too childish for adults" could prolly be said about the original. Like that movie would jump from kid's humor to Arnie's star witness dying from spike heroin"
It's almost like the FBI doesn't hire people from diverse backgrounds and totally has no capable agents with a background in education. I want a Kindergarten Cop reboot where it's the opposite situation: a kindergarten teacher needs to save the day and becomes an FBI agent and is played by Idris Elba.
Maybe he becomes an MI6 agent instead...?
Finally a movie where it would be realistic to see everyone throw themselves at him
Homestuck spotted
@@aIchemizedlemniscate Hey! You might be right, but it still hurts.
Now that I would watch. Is it bad I want him to do the not a tumor line in his British accent?
"Super Hot Mom and Smokin' Hot Mom - don't get them confused, they're two different people."
So, which one is you and which one is Danny?
I am Super Hot Mom,
And I am Smokin Hot Mom,
And we are not the same person.
We may have similar lives,
We may be similar wives,
But we are different nonetheless.
One has baby blue eyes and the other has different shade of baby blue eyes.
*Get it right.*
“they are 2 different people” TOUR
You are implying that I am a mom
why did you write danny twice?
i really hope dolph’s middle name is finn
Or just inn.
😂😂😂😂😂
Funny 😐
Dolph in lun grin!! 😂
Or his middle initial starts with N.
Dolph N
the final shot with the pig is probably the best shot ever in cinematic history
15:22 is so funny to me I can't get over it
Bro the pig is vibing lmao it’s the only good part in the movie 😂
He’s literally old enough to be her father
Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng
Big daddy
Drew isn't that old. /J
@Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng It's called a joke
Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng it was a very john mulaney esque joke and i laughed
Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng also for future reference "/J" means its a joke and "/S" means it's sarcasm because it's hard to tell on the internet
Sequels that aren’t sequels
Home alone
3 , 4 and 5
I stand by the fact Home Alone 3 is a hidden gem.
McNabbot it’s an underrated classic
Home Alone 3 is prolly my favourite out of all of them. It's so freaking underrated
@@aorchiesiddiqui1947 honestly, facts
I stand behind Home Alone 3 actually being kinda decent
26 years... perfect opportunity to create a sequel using one of the kids from the first movie.
I used to be a lunch monitor for an elementary school, and you'd be surprised at the amount of kindergarteners I had that would actually eat raw vegetables for lunch, no dip or anything. Just straight up lettuce. Straight up bell peppers. Straight up broccoli.
Yeah, I used to bring half a watermelon, a capsicum, and a cucumber, and that’d be my lunch in school. Or baby carrots and green beans
@@1ndiasmusicTIL that bell peppers are also called capsicums! I love bell peppers and still eat them all the time as an adult. They’re a great snack for when it’s too close to dinner time to eat something big, or for when you just want something a little sweet. My favorites are the mini ones.
he better name part 2 of this “sequels that aren’t sequels: the sequel”
And Danny Gonzalez should host it, as Drew
@@Tai112336 100% Agree.
And the third could be “the sequel that isnt the sequel to the sequel” lol
@@julieking6533 And the cardboard as Drew/Danny!
he won't be making it, danny will. that way, it will make it a sequel that isn't a sequel.
I think Dolf had a heart failure in the middle of the movie, and instead of recasting him, they attached him to strings like a puppet, and that's why he looks asleep in half the scenes.
Oh, so they weekend at Bernie'sed him?
@@mega_bird700 precisely
I know that picture in your profile picture from anywhere. It’s from a Barbie film.😂😂
@@triggeredcat120 Bibble!
@@KaylaKasel It’s glorious
I'm truly convinced this movie was written with Jason Momoa in mind to play the Kindergarten Cop, but he obviously didn't accept
But they say fuck it and didn't bother to rewrite it
Apparently it was planned for Schwarzenegger, at least that's kinda what wikipedia says
JASON MOMOA WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING
“It’s been five fucking days” same thing that I said when I read Romeo and Juliet
He looks like a microwaved Gordan Ramsey
Aya the Fox he could never replace Arnold Schwarzenegger my KING
Aya the Fox why is that so accurate
Dont disrespect the boss.
More like fried Gordon Ramsay
I love this comment
"Oh, you really are oldschool"
"YA CAUSE HE'S OLD!"
That killed me lmao
Rip i guess
Greeeaaaat
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I kept replaying that part XD
How did I . read this in sync with him saying it
15:16 the most movie teacher hair is a bun with 2 pencils holding it together
"Middle aged men taking care of older men" could be the plot of an entirely different kind of movie
John Mulaney’s long-lost little brother is doing so well on UA-cam
Simply Ty I love this comment more than you will ever know
I thought the samething
Malcom from Malcom in the Middle
Oh my gosh I was just thinking the same thing!
Danny is his brother? Surprising
Ngl as a teacher my biggest takeaway from this video is the amazing set up of that classroom and the terrifying prospect of having a microwave in the reach of a bunch of 6yos
RIGHT
Two
@@quenchedcherry4369 three
@@Dajopa-is-here four
Five
Fun fact! Dolph Lundgren received a master's degree in chemical engineering. He's extremely intelligent and he legitimately knows martial arts.
Edit: I don't know the rating of this movie, but despite the first movie having a bunch of kids it was rated R.
I would say he knows martial art pretty well since he won the European championships more than once
man you just know that "meatless monday" scene was proposed by a disgruntled parent who was annoyed they had to run to the grocery store at like 9pm on sunday because they forgot their kid had told them on friday they needed something other than their ham sandwich for lunch monday
drew i want a shirt that says pants
makes sense
Lets make this top comment
562 likes... 3 replies
I don't
MAKE THE DAMN MERCH
1:44 “There’s some La Croix in the fridge.”
...but this isn’t his second channel, why would he drink La Croix?
ik I'm very confused as well.
Good question, I don't think any of us could guess the answer
because he is drew and not danny and they arnt the same person
Zaryha Loves Gamez UA-cams
how much is he paying you
@@alastorbutwithagun 50 bucks And la Croix
I might be dyslexic because i just read the title as "squirrels that arent squirrels", and was super excited to watch it, only to be extremely disappointed.
As someone who actually went to the Kindergarten Cop School for first through third grade, I must say I am shocked this films legacy has been dragged through the mud.
That’s awesome!
At least you'll always have Silent Hill
Imagine he makes another video called “sequels that aren’t sequels 2” and just makes an entirely different vid
Oh holy shit that's genius
nah it would be Sequels That Aren't Sequels (The Sequel)
Edit: ok
that would be crazy
Yes
I was abt to comment that lol
i can't tell if you bought a cardboard cutout of arnold schwarzenegger specifically for this video, or if you previously had a cardboard cutout arnold schwarzenegger and decided it would be a good comedic device in this video. i can't decide which is funnier.
He had a cutout I thought that was actually him
I like how they try to make Hal seem extremely uncool but the actor has tattoo sleeves on both arms and actually seems kinda cool
11:25 I was literally eating a Twix 😳
The age difference between that teacher and those kids is smaller than the one between the “love interests”
Taye Nic omg.... shit I’m dying 😂😂
He was literally 30 when the girl who he’s kissing was born.
ew😐
EW WTH
there's a couples gravestone (like they were buried next to each other) and the dude was 48 when his wife was 16. 32 when she was born
if that's not f**cked up, then i don't even know
Now he's 63 and his fiancee is 24 😂
The actors actually kissed for that shot 🤢
I like how i only noticed 15 minutes into this video that there's just an orange wig hanging in the background
4:32 broke my heart b/c ... BRO he played Drago in Rocky IV...
4:48 ok im good now
Sequels That Aren't Sequels:
"Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul"
fat kid exactly
fat kid #notmyrodrick
Because why tf not
The Force Awakens is a soft reboot.
That movie fucking sucked
It feels like they wrote it for a hot young guy (like terry crews or chris hemsworth) but then couldn’t afford it so they just got Dolf and pretended that he wasn’t 200 years old.
123rd like
Lmao!
terry crews is not young 😂
@@rosiedumarsais6667 Black don't crack
Yeah, it definitely feels like the character is supposed to be half as old as the actor.
Kindergarten Cop 2 feels like a porn parody of the first movie with the weird interactions between the main guy and love interest lmao
That scene where they were auctioning off a date with Dolph I’m 99% sure is direct copy of the scene from groundhogs day, like down to the choreography of the scene where the amount people would pay is going higher and higher until the main love interest comes in and gives way more than anyone else and the crowd parts for her as she walks in like wtf? Or at least I’m pretty sure that’s where that scene came from.
It's a super common trope. It just shows up more often in television than in film.
10:50 “Most guys that I date now just want meet to drink and have sex”
Definitely a kids movie
Gravy O51 “Hal, did you shit yourself?”
100% family friendly
0 to 100 folks
*zoom in on crotch while bull riding* totally kid friendly and not meant to be sexual
The age difference between them is even larger than the age between me and my parents.
I hope so
My parents are younger than me.
@@dannydevito7000 WTF
@@dannydevito7000 i agree with this statement.
Your parents loved the movie. They can still quote 1 or 2 lines from it......
You should love it, too... You can watch it together.
I heard "your fav characters from the first movie go here and there and have another sheniagins" is basically the definition of a sequel. then i thought to myself do I know a movie like this and my first thought was Hocus Pocus 2 because there's no Thackery who was the main character who according to the first movie lore would always be back if the witches returned.
She was ten when he was forty
omg EW 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
More like 400
I'll be honest. You're the type of trash that would lynch somebody.
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It just makes me wonder why anyone thinks, say, Dick Van Dyke's marriage is okay when he was 60 while she was in highschool.
Let's appreciate the fact that he probably bought like a 70$ Arnold cutout for this...
CannedBeanz who’s to say he didn’t already have it?
I think he did already have it I remember it from older videos.
bold of you to assume he doesn’t have multiple cutouts of ALL the original kindergarten cop cast members
Maybe it was gently used 😉
17:05 why are we infantilizing adults? Senior care and child care are so different. Calling it daycare is just so off.
Right at 15:51 my cat jumped up on the window behind me and I swear my heart stopped cuz I thought it was my mom .
As someone with a lot of allergies, including peanuts, for my whole life, I can say that the classroom’s reaction was more unrealistic than a 31 year old wanting to date a 60 year old.
Yeah i highly doubt kids care so much about some other kid's allergy.
Burned Edits Haha yeah I have a peanut allergy and the kids at my school when I was younger people wouldn’t even care
There are some schools that drill peanut allergies into you... and exaggerate SOO much about how deadly it is... that they LITERALLY teach you that if you eat peanut butter, then the next day touch a doorknob... that a person with a peanut allergy could die.
I have an allergy to multiple nuts and even my mum doesn't react like that when I'm near them
@@Nionivek doubt it's that serious, one of my old friends has a nut allergy and we ate stuff with nuts around her, we just had to be careful not to touch her and wash our hands after. it wasn't that big of a deal for us. we were preteens, though, i can see why they'd go all out for children
The "road work ahead" sign halfway in frame and the red wig in the background add a lot to this video.
Hannah Honey “road work ahead yeah I sure hope it does “
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9:47 I just fucking died of cringe
Same
Unrelated: he looks like SpongeBob going jellyfishibg
the final shot of the movie being a random pig made me laugh so hard 15:17
“Mind if I take you home? I’m only very drunk.” That is the most John Mulaney Drew has ever sounded
Interesting. Drew kind of reminded me of Thomas Middleditch in this video, but there might be a smidge of John Mulaney there, too
Also in one of his life hacks videos he said “now they’re exciting jeans!” And it sounded just like Mulaney
Wait I thought your favorite actor was Jeremy Renner
HE BETRAYED HIM
It’s Vin Diesel
Yeah, but he's dating Justin Bieber too
GASP
That’s his favorite singer
I was born long after the original Kindergarten Cop, but I’ve seen it, and I’ll stand by the fact that it’s a great movie. Very underrated.
I'll give Dolph Lundgren some credit, he's not Steven Seagal - where his age is one thing, but he looks younger and does take care of himself.
Drew made this to have an excuse to buy an Arnold Schwarzenegger cutout
obviously
Bold of you to assume he didn't already had this cutout waiting for the perfect video to use it!
I just need to tell someone this: One of Arnold's nicknames is Shuwa-chan.
He's just make use out of his girlfriend's favorite home decor piece
@@sanogoadamagyram8166 bold of you to assume he bought it to use in a video
The only sequel people want is the Drew Gooden Kim possible movie.
AbsThePro yessssssss!!!!!!!
each conversation between him and the teacher are just so painfull to watch, i have never seen worse chemistry
12:47 I lost my fucking mind at this whole section, good jokes 10/10
I feel like this movie didn't know what it wanted it's demographic to be
I think it was probably initially supposed to be a softcore porn for old dudes but then they decided it probably wasn't the best idea to associate a porno with all the kid scenes happening so they toned it down thinking they could maybe sell it as a family friendly movie and ended up with this weird thing
You're giving them too much credit, do you really think they had anything in mind while taking a dump and calling it a script? Lmao
*What if* the actress who played the love interest to Dolph's character in this movie was also one of the kids in the original Kindergarten Cop?? Now that's a sequel!
BRUH! U BLEW MY MIND!
I’m guessing Arnold gave her a daddy fetish.
@@carriecrayon7277 oh god hahahah
Omg 😭 somehow that theory makes this movie even creepier lmao
Oh noooo then it IS a sequel, dammit!
That "I don't have feelings for Kristie North!" placement was top tier. Idk why but I felt so proud to know where it was from
Dolph Lundgren was on Hell's Kitchen in 2023 and, of all the 80s action stars, he's aged the weirdest.
I just realized I accepted him having a cut out of Arnold without even questioning it.
"his unforgettable role as whatever his character's name was" is so underrated
Also, the old man was kissing the young woman and the FBI showed up, I don't know the context but that's hilarious
Fr😳
So true the FBI s timing is hilarious
You want far go to make proud?
dolph kissing that girl is like drew kissing a girl that hasnt been born for 3 years
😰
dawg got yassified at 2:53 😭
Drew’s goal: straight
The obstacle: Arnold Schwarzenegger
My goal: Gay
The obstacle: Arnold Schwarzenegger
My goal: Arnold Schwarzenegger
The obstacle: Straight
My Schwarzenegger: straight
Arnold The: Obstacle
Goal the
Straight:Obstacle
Arnold:the
Gay: me
Gay:The
Arnold my obstacle:
Straight:
There should be a part 2 to this video but on a different topic
I mean, I will watch it
That’s perfect 😂
So meta
Yeah
But created by Danny Gonzalez
Is it just me or does Dolph's character look like he just got through fighting Rocky, retired, and became a undercover FBI Agent and got this assignment to be a Kindergarten teacher all in the same day?
I love how proud Drew looks of himself after he says “This movie is brought to you by Twix.”
You can probably see the red wig in the background from the Kim Possible sketch, now that kids, is what we call a callback.
Robbie Hope it's what we in the BIZ like to call..... a "callback"😎😎😎
Or is it him just hanging it on the closet door cause he's too lazy to put it away (not a criticism of him, my doorknob is just fucking coats)