I'm forever saving stuff in my phone thinking it might go in a video some day but it usually just sits there festering, so EXCITINGLY I've created a TikTok where I can dump it all in the form of much simpler, shorter vids: go follow me www.tiktok.com/@itsmattrose before the whole website gets banned 💀
I have an idea for you: recipes that people made in their dreams- My subconscious made a recipe for apple cider in my dream which consisted of “invisible highlighter” and “chapsticks”
Oml I fell asleep right after watching dungeon meshi once and ended up dreaming about all my plushies being cooked - including my furby inspired plushie (peepy)
One time I was turning on Netflix and my brother said: “Why does it make that noise?” Me: “What?” Him: “Y’know, the (at the top of his lungs) BADYUMMMMMMMMMMMUH” Me: “eh…okay…”
Matt I need you to make a sequel to the social agony of mishearing people because one time I went into a Moes and they said "Welcome to moes!" But i thought they said "we're closed" so i turned around and left and then had to go back inside to pickup my order
That's the thing with Matt Rose. Sure, he's just another UA-cam channel that reads things other people posted out loud, but he adds his delivery and style. He actually builds on the thing she shows in his videos instead of just reading or "reacting" to them.
@@pseudonymos_ he also teaches us how to skin furbies, make micro explosives and cook sprite lasagna so he's more educational than 99% of other youtubers
i imagine from an outsider's perspective, watching this video over my shoulder, they'd think i was watching an ai creation with the random messes of letters and numbers.
@@anittadrink its not a real language, its just a replacement cypher for english; think wingdings😭 i just happen to have memorized this one (dont ask☠️) and could translate it
the way he commits so hard to pronouncing these letter scrambles is like how a text to speech voice will say any combination of letter you type into it.
For some reason we called those magnets "oids" when I was a kid. Don't know if that was a widespread thing or if my friends were just messing with me, but they'll always be "oids" to me
I'm forever saving stuff in my phone thinking it might go in a video some day but it usually just sits there festering, so EXCITINGLY I've created a TikTok where I can dump it all in the form of much simpler, shorter vids: go follow me www.tiktok.com/@itsmattrose before the whole website gets banned 💀
sounds like a good idea
*SCHKULLLEMMMOJII*
I didn't need to make an explosive, but thanks for the tutorial!
Stealing kids opportunity to say “First 🤓👆”
Hiii Matt! I'm a huge fan!! I love your channel
you could migrate to YT shots, still filled with brainrot but not at risk of deletion
the magents: ptzzzzzzezezezezeezzzzzz
"ptzzzzzzzezezezezezezeezzzzzzz" we all say in unison
Nailed it
@@TBøneisFR yeah thats about right
More like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
oh so close they're magnets actually
I didn't expect this video would turn into a "how to make a bomb"-tutorial.
SPOILERS >:(
@@THEknightgamingOfficialDon't read the comments then.
@@gerardwayseyelashi like your username
Genuinely thought you were lying
i thought this was a joke but no
8:37 man fails miserably at throwing two magnets together and becomes Waluigi on the next successful attempt
underrated comment
i read this as soon as it happened in the video and I am TEARING UP 💀💀💀💀
@@videoswithduncan1502 LOLOL I'm glad I gave u a good laugh lol
@@narixm2965I CANT BREATHE
HELP I'M CRYING LAUGHING RN-
9:02 I can't believe that "Maneco Telecoteco" (a brazilian samba by Zeca Pagodinho) somehow got to be a part of this video but here we are
5:41 “Remember, I am a professional so do not try this at home. You must make sure that you are filming and monetized.”
That part got me. XD
Procedes to take a drink right after sayinf that
Not false, It is his profession to film monetized videos, therefore a professional.
Looking for this comment.
I read this at exactly the time the video reached this point lol
Not monetized = not a profession
Monetized = professional
3:11 WE'VE FINALLY BROKEN MATT
BAHAHHAHAHA
THE WAY HE SAYS "mmmmmmcmonmotherfucker"
i think he's been broken for awhile now lol
Im pretty sure he broke character in the accidental airdrop sequel when he tried saying "careful gromit there may be h0rny m1lfs in our area"
He broke a bunch from those 2 year old videos
I cannot imagine what people would think hearing this if your window was open
I have an idea for you: recipes that people made in their dreams-
My subconscious made a recipe for apple cider in my dream which consisted of “invisible highlighter” and “chapsticks”
Oml I fell asleep right after watching dungeon meshi once and ended up dreaming about all my plushies being cooked - including my furby inspired plushie (peepy)
*It's like listening to an AI read out a keyboard smash.*
So in other words, *It’s like every other single Matt Rose video.*
@@CoraCreates *Precisely*
Hilarious. It’s hilarious. Your opinion has no bearing here.
@@Siggy1943I can’t tell is you’re enjoying it or not? Bc it is purposeful
@@Galaxy_Does_Art *Enjoying, sorry for the confusion!*
Matt calling :3 “Analogue UwU face” and not colon 3 is sending me
Fr
i just call it a cat emoticon
Y’all don’t wanna know what I call it
@@YllidTheLoonyDog does it relate to this
:O c===3
:c===3
:c==3
:c=3
:c3
:3
@@calcutt4that better not be what i think it is
the magnets
normal : pclicktsz
dropped : BLOBOBOBOlopbop
threw together : PLICKS
Hearing these being pronounced makes me so happy 😅
As a smart gentleman, I can confirm that my magnets definitely go
“SKHULLLLLLEMOJIIII”
Frfr
3:52 "speaker with 3 sound waves emoji" *the emoji clearly depicts only 2 sound waves*
One of the sound waves is white
@@theguythatasked6400nuh uh
@@theguythatasked6400 10 minutes of your comment existing and you got ratioed, feels bad man
💥🔊💥🔊💥🔊💥🔊
i came down here to comment this exactly
0:39 Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody’s daughter:
YOOOOOOOO
THAT'S WILD
After all this time I thought I knew what to expect in Matt’s videos but nothing could’ve prepared me for the explosive tutorial
"That shouldn't fall on the floor like that." (half-panicked laughter)
8:38 Matt Rose becomes Walluigi
DANGIT MY IDEA NOOO
YOOULLLLHNHNWHAAEEHEHEHE
Glad someone else pointed that out
WALUIGI MAGNETS
i researched it with that context and laughed harder than i did the first time i watched it
It's always a good day when matt shows us a tutorial of how to make a small bomb out of a party popper
Only superhero comic book writers are qualified to answer this question. ‘Nuff said.
9 minutes and 32 seconds of my favorite british person having a stroke 💖
Dr. Jr. 🤯
As a British person myself, I can confirm he is my favourite British person.
British "person"
5:14 seeing him laugh like that makes me weirdly happy
Local man discovers empathy
I don't think I've ever seen him laugh before
youtube commenter discovers empathy, 2023, colourised
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa colo[u]ri -z- [s]ed
Same :))
I hope this guy gets 1m subs soon because this man's humor is UNBEATABLE 🤣🤣
The last one was my favourite by far
They make the sound that hitting that one weird spot on your elbow feels like.
this is the correct answer
why does this make so much sense 😂
Omg yes
Exactly😂
Oh no I’ll never be able to unhear and unfeel that
"Safety first on the Matt Rose channel!" *while holding a pair of scissors, a roll of duct tape, and an alcoholic drink, while trying to make a bomb*
No replies? Lemme fix that
Sounds like a cartoon, specifically someone being electrocuted by some gag in the show
Did not expect for matt to become Waluigi at 8:20
I love how 7:30 forward they are just coming up with stupid things to make Matt try to pronounce
when together : dtztztztztz
When thrown in the air : zwooooooaaaaaa
"ZOWOOOOHAAAAAAA"
*THPZZTTTIII* ez
Tzzzzzzzzzzz
the ending caught me off-guard
i almost woke up my whole family (its 11pm)
The tubes sound like :AWWWL OOOWAALL
They sound like "bwewewewewe!" but if you overlaid it with a sharp "zzzz!" sound
homestucj.....
Zwoizwoizwoizwoi...
Bweztwztzwweezewt
pueezzzzzzk
bwewezzzz???!
One time I was turning on Netflix and my brother said: “Why does it make that noise?”
Me: “What?”
Him: “Y’know, the (at the top of his lungs) BADYUMMMMMMMMMMMUH”
Me: “eh…okay…”
really
why the fuck does it do that, it's like unlocking a car
the TUDUM
no its DADUMMMMM
I give shows exactly 10 seconds to prove themselves to me and that BADYUMMMMMMMMMMH really eats into that time (analog pensive face emoji)
I bloody love making that noise 😂
1:08 bro used magic to make the magnets disappear
The uheuheuehheue bit is sending me
I love how Matt tells us how to make a bomb as if it's an every day fun family craft
Wait, it isn't?
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo my thoughts exactly
If making a bomb is normal to you then a have a sneaking suspicion that you're from the US...
@@NaomiDonatello maybe…
chakchakchakchak
This is the first time I noticed that Matt has an actual SKULLEMOJJJJIIII in his room.
💀
💀SKULLEMOJJIII
💀
💀
💀
💀
3:14 matt laughing at how idiotic this sounds is everything i needed today
It's questions like these that make me agree that we need new letters of the alphabet for sounds we can't type
Matt I need you to make a sequel to the social agony of mishearing people because one time I went into a Moes and they said "Welcome to moes!" But i thought they said "we're closed" so i turned around and left and then had to go back inside to pickup my order
HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS LMAOOO
I would lay down and die if I did that 😭😭
LMFAOO
Read the second moes as “welcome to Moses” and thought you were suggesting customer service brainrot
The Clankers make "clinkcan clinkcan clinkcan clink"
Note: I never knew they were magnets; I only rub them together.
Clanker
@@dylanisntvibing well you're an awful, rude mysogynist!
Those fucking CLANKERS…
Sorry, flashbacks to the creek…
This is the correct answer
How many sounds can a clinkcan clink if a clinkcan can clink clinks?
I swear to god, you kill me. I'm dying of laughter.
"You are all wrong it's more like a Kgdkgdgdgddzhzhzhzhzhzhziziziziziiii" made me laugh hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:49 as someone who can translate this, I'm actually just not allowed to say that. "You can fuck off" is the correct response!
I'm genuinely confused what does it mean at least-
@@FluffyHellHound420 racism
@@FluffyHellHound420it says “I hate [n word]s”
@@artisticgarbage708 oh shit, I guessed that what it was tbh
what language is that?
The way he pronounces it makes it amazing
Agreed
That's the thing with Matt Rose. Sure, he's just another UA-cam channel that reads things other people posted out loud, but he adds his delivery and style. He actually builds on the thing she shows in his videos instead of just reading or "reacting" to them.
@@pseudonymos_ he also teaches us how to skin furbies, make micro explosives and cook sprite lasagna so he's more educational than 99% of other youtubers
Watching you with the party popper made me realize that you are the Florida Man of your country
The tubes go fwooot fwoot and the magnets go ppazztdzzztttzzzzzzzaaa
6:52 wow that person was WAY OFF with that sound
LMAO how did i not notice that they didnt even do a sound
matt rose is the type of guy to cut open party poppers while singing mr. sandman and drinking beer
Was that beer or whiskey?
It’s sounds like the bug zappers.
I send this to my friend and she replied with ,,BASSTRAAA BASTRAAAA BXXXITZ PTAZA"
i imagine from an outsider's perspective, watching this video over my shoulder, they'd think i was watching an ai creation with the random messes of letters and numbers.
I had one under my bed and it went "brup brup BRUP yeeeek moona moona moona !"
no it did not
You sure that wasn't an undercover Furby?
It must have been desperate for some metal scraps.
This must’ve been so fun to record
Magents throwed one to each other: POOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Moved each other: swwweeeerrrp
"Kyrgyzstan" Skullemoji
3:45 i didn’t expect that
TRIPLESKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIIIII
💀💀💀🗣🔥🔥🔥
It doesn't even fit either 😭
I thought I knew what they sounded like then the audial demonstration occurred and i realised i have never seen these things in my life
Magnets: Ptoin (very quick) OR crrrrikkkk
5:03 a face of true horror
Without watching the video yet, I can confidently say that they go "BRRRzzzzzzzzttassssssszzzzrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
The magnets at the middle of the night:pruaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bwezzt is what I always thought the magnets sounded like
0:39 man was actually drowning
He was giving a gawk-gawk😂
@@user-pz3sj6br6c😣
Sabrina was having some fun and accidentally used the voice to text feature 💀
@@LogShaw1587 💀💀💀
1:59 my mom heard this and said: are you watching witch craft or vodoo black magic videos? is this person putting a curse on someone?😂😂😂😂😂
OMG LMAOOO
Thrown in the air: krrrrt
Thrown together: pzzt
The magnets when thrown into the air: ZZWIP!!
This man has no concept of self preservation or basic safety. I'm always stunned that he is still alive when a new video comes out.
content king
7:49 we found gibberish he can’t pronounce
I KNOW WHAT THAT SAID 😭😭😭
Ik its enderman but i cant remember it :[
@@cp64musicwhat
“Oh you can f off” is actually exactly how that is pronounced, there is nothing matt rose can’t say
@@cp64music what did it say lol, my enderian isnt as good as it used to be
“Pzzzzzzrrrrrrrrrr” - the funny magnets
"Wiiiiiish cliiick" Ain't that more like the sound UA-camrs make in their hearts?
LMAOOO underrated comment
bro forgot the “ding ding”
9:00 seeing Matt Rose trying to speak my language is just so hilarious 😂
brasileiro aqui?
@@TheLeonardoFad sempre
The sound crickets make if vibrating at the level of a gong
I love how he is casually drinking at 1:00
7:49 translates to,
"ihate(n words, but missing a g)"
👍
1. then matt was right to tell them to fuck off! nice!
2. what code/language is it?
@@anittadrink its not a real language, its just a replacement cypher for english; think wingdings😭 i just happen to have memorized this one (dont ask☠️) and could translate it
It's known to the community I'm in as enderman, and is very much so not an actual language.
@@_Peregrinus_ how do you even type it out?
I NEVER THOUGHT ID HEAR MATT SAYING "teco te-teco teco teco é a batida do maneco castigando o tamborim."
It translated to "Punishing of the tambourine" LMAO
@@wherearethepotatochips1115what does it actually mean? 😭😭😭
@@GreenRasqberries I found out it's a song "Maneco Telecoteco" by a singer named Zeca Pagodinho.
@@GreenRasqberries That's actually what it means
brasil sil sil
1:37 i love how everyone is trying to make the sound and there's this guy just 🇰🇬
The fear from exploding thoee party poppers is visceral
This video is a goldmine of potential ringtones
omg it actually is
9:00 These are lyrics of a song by Zeca Pagodinho, a very popular Brazilian musician!
I love hearing Matt trying to pronounce those words so much
poesia kkkkkkk
MANO uma coisa que eu nunca esperava ver era o matt falando português
is it actually "punishing the tambourine" or is it Google translate not catching an alternate meaning or smth?
@@berebitsuki5450 Punishing cause he hits the tambourine like he's spanking it lol
@@marianac9663 oh lmao thank you for the clarification
the way he commits so hard to pronouncing these letter scrambles is like how a text to speech voice will say any combination of letter you type into it.
It's the way that you say this line that really gets me LMAOO 0:50
8:33 The creation of the Waluigi noise, colourised.
For some reason we called those magnets "oids" when I was a kid. Don't know if that was a widespread thing or if my friends were just messing with me, but they'll always be "oids" to me
Never heard them called this, but it's weirdly fitting, I'd believe that.
their shapes are obloid hth
It sounds like were trying to speak in a gibberish lmao🤣
The magnets make my head go *INTENSE RAPID COLLISIONS* when they go near me
6:26 quagmire ahh sound
I thought that said “quandale”
the magnets: sound like tasers
it's actually more of a "tzie" (short) or "tizee" (long) sound
with the way Matt handles scissors i am convinced he wouldn’t bat an eye if he got cut
I omor
Better hope he doesn't fall down the stairs with them 👀
@@Opticized NOOOOO
@@Opticized oh god don’t give him ideas
0:24 the unattended child when they find a fork and a power outlet
wild
LMFAO💀
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oh my fuck that's vile 🤯🤯💀💀
LMAO
For me is something like: Giggity Giggity Giggity
2:54 "whats good man, I'm a magnet"
8:55 FINALLY, WE'VE MADE MATT ROSE SPEAK PORTUGUESE!
That was impressive wtf usually people fumble so bad
@@TheFirekings I'm not saying it was bad at all???
@apenaseu7588 nah man I'm just stating it chill 😭
his pronunciation is amazing too
1:38
Kyrgyzstan really caught me off guard lmaoo
this guys gone insane from reading all of these
straight up taught us to make a bomb
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 0:39
8:01 HOLY CRAP THERE I AM
i love your pfp
Nice job! (Idk what else to say 😭 )
omg legend
Cosmic cartoon brownie man makes it
CONGRATS!!!!!
DOCTOR!