I really envy him his total lack of social anxiety 😂 His blog post about various ways he tried to get free McDonald's gave me secondhand social anxiety, as well as that video where he asks an employee for Worcestershire sauce but calls it something else for lulz. I can't even fathom how he does these things 😂
i don't dream often but i do have auditory hallucinations and once i was so tired i heard matt rose say "you can't sleep, there are furbies nearby" and i was temporarily startled awake before immediately passing out and sleeping for 13 hours
A few months ago I had a dream where there was this standard-looking office chair and Matt said, with the most defeated, sad voice “it offers no lumbar support!” This has now spiralled into a reoccurring nightmare. His voice is no longer filled with defeat, but with pure rage and blood-thirst. It’s my fault that the chair offers no lumbar support, and I have to die for it.
Because I'm a lucid dreamer this one got proper funky. I was in the middle of a dream and Matt was showing people how to make pancakes in the middle of a road while yelling "💀" at random people. Realised I was dreaming by that point and made him backflip 50 metres into the air before landing perfectly, on his feet, on top of someone's car. Matt is truly the future of lucid dreaming
Matt Rose, the man who: 1. Perfectly reads gibberish. 2. Perfectly pronounces every emoji. 3. Sings 4. Cooks, and now: 5. LITERALLY MAKES PEOPLE'S DREAMS A REALITY
I just had a dream where Matt rose was my ceiling fan and he yelled “HAHA, Greeks can’t break ceiling fans, SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIII 💀💀💀💀” then he chucked a furby at my face
Still remember the dream where Matt was telling me about how he invented the scrub daddy sponge, and how it was originally supposed to be a weather control device called the dust devil. But, he couldn't figure out how to do that, so he settled with a sponge
When I was reading this in my mind, my mind's voice was replaced with his when I seen the "skull emoji" and it read out in my mind like he was saying it-
The thought of going into a restaurant and asking an unsuspecting staff member for a "mexican flavor stick" is absolutely terrifying to me and I am convinced that Matt is devoting his life to acting out these posts.
I’m definitely late on this one, but in case you ever _do_ decide to make the lion video, then here’s my story: So, my grandpa had to travel around the world _constantly_ for work (this was back in the 80’s or something) which meant that _the entire family_ was dragged along with him. One time the family ended up in Kenya, and stayed there for a good couple years (this was before I was born). One time when they were at the safari, a _huge_ and I mean a *_huge_* lion showed up, and stood _upright_. Everyone thought that the lion was gonna attack them or something, but… no. The lion just stood there… watching… and then hurled up an entire stomachfull of gazelle carcass._ According to my mom, it was _the funniest_ thing she had _ever_ seen.
I once had a dream where Matt Rose commented on my entire day, and was incredibly salty about it. He was surprisingly judgy. It ended with him marrying my mom. No idea why my brain is like this, man.
Once when I was thirteen, my brother told me too many "your mom" jokes, so I dreamed I was reading someone's Internet post about being attracted to his mother.
I had a dream where I collapsed in the snow in a short-sleeved shirt, and as my brain was reprimanding me for doing such a stupid thing, Matt came up to me with two cups of cocoa and asked if I was good, then he disappeared without giving me the cup never to be mentioned again.
So according to the D E E P, Matt Rose - is named Jude - is also named Chester - built a sandcastle to play crazygolf - uploaded a video called "text' that was 52 seconds long - also uploaded a video about internet's lion stories - also uploaded a video reading odd decals/bumper stickers on cars and trucks - has invaded a house to eat spaghetti while watching old visual arts projects (feat. Someone's Toxic Ex) - offers lessons on opening chests from Geometry Dash - also offers shoplifting lessons - can be rude when rejecting submissions for a new video - is the man that pacs - forces students to eat horse meat - forces people to eat Sprite Lasagna and then locks them out of their own house - randomly slides into people's DMs with the word "borealis" - sometimes mumbles the word "bees" - is an Illiad and the Odyssey weeping angel - was on the Great British Bake-Off alongside Boris Johnson and Damon Albarn - traveled from City 17 to the Abbacadabba Room while being possesed - owns a restaurant in the middle of nowhere - once said "rectal bones", context is unknown - cruelly toasts other people's bread - swapped his cat, a pilot responsible for a plane crash, for someone else's, only to become a cat himself - is swedish - foresees the decay of people/objects/places and announces said decay by yelling "💀" - has 4 clones and is looking to maintain his legacy by interviewing people to become the 💀-yeller - is buddhist - sometimes chills out in a park while being dressed like Stede Bonnet - is an airplane - hates furbies but at the same time has an army of them and can birth more furbies - has "Building Wearing Tracksuit Paints" as his favorite song - helps moms with cooking, occasionally replacing people's dads - has died in a car crash, but lived - fought Shia Lebouf in a Home Depot parking lot while covered in eggs - likes to mock people fixing sinks with his pal, Sonic - breaks dishwashes and escapes via evaporation - can transform into Justin Timberlake - has a room dedicated to wine, we still haven't found out if there's a connection between said wine room and the Abbacadabba room - is part of the following prophecy: "When the Danny Devito Sun rises up and so does the Arnold Schwarzenegger Moon, the man that pacs will become the tortilla snacs" - was featured in a podcast - has a B&B - said B&B has what's known as a "PP": panther problem - is exceptionally good at parkour - refers to churros as "mexican flavor sticks"
When I saw the one at 2:56 I started laughing so hard that I began to choke on nothing in particular and in between choking I managed to say “I’m going to be a skull emoji soon.”
I had a dream last night where I was in a cinema, watching a fox documentary. Except as it went on, it got less and less accurate, and ended up showing videos of not foxes, but red pandas and calico kittens by the end of the film. Right as the calico cat video came on, Matt (who was sitting next to me the whole time), stood up, pulled out a laser gun, shot at the screen and displayed a massive skull emoji on it, then combusted into flames. Great movie!
Today, I woke up at like 3 am cuz I slept on my foot wrong, watched a couple matt rose videos, went back to sleep. He appeared in my dream and told me to wake up, and then my foot immediately fell asleep again and I was forced to crawl back out of bed just now :(
My dreams have a weird thing where whenever it gets too scary, a little face cam of Markiplier pops up in the corner, and he "plays" me out of the situation like a horror game.
I actually had something similar except it was Vinesauce Joel and I was his Gun Gale Online avatar in some psychedelic silky cavern under a forest, fighting a spider boss. I did also have one with Markiplier playing me, but it was a heavily-modded Skyrim where these fragments of Molag Bal's torso had become these ghostly figures called Wagst, and they were having a discussion at a central table in the Whiterun guard barracks. Every time one saw me, there was an instant jumpscare followed by an immediate cut to Mark's next attempt, accompanied by female whining (cause you know, Molag Bal, and I was apparently female). My ex-gf also had a dream of Markiplier, except he was giving himself a sharpie beard in a video she was watching while I pounded her ass - long after we'd broken up.
I once had a dream where Matt Rose was helping me fill out my taxes in a scout uniform. He then proceded to say “ lovely weather today” where I then turned arround to see Viking long boats in the middle of the ocean being struck by nuclear bombs 💀
Wasn’t a dream but Matt Rose was my sleep paralysis demon for a week straight. You would do a drunken rendition of Hamlet with different falsetto voices for each of the characters while drinking tequila out of a taxidermy squirrel 💀💀💀
The fact that this video is nearly 10 minutes long cracks me up 😂 the fact that THIS many people had already posted - _unprompted_ - about their dreams involving Matt is hilarious. At this point, Matt is just some kind of unknowable god of chaos with the power to enter people's dreams at random and toast all their bread without consent 💀
Did they have to be that? I didn't watch the whole video yet I had to share one with Leslie Nielsen that I had. Never had any with Matt. Although I can see him playing Leslie Nielsen in the one I share.
8:08 this right here is why Matt is my favorite random UA-camr discovery because he's willing to post shit like this for our amusement and I can respect that 😂🎉
I recently dreamed that I rescued my English teacher's turtle from falling out the window of the classroom, my English teacher was so grateful he rewarded me with a bottle of ketchup and I received a standing ovation from the class which included Matt Rose and Gordon Ramsey. I don't remember many dreams but that one was very vivid for some reason.
Wait.. but I had a dream where I was met you in a random Walmart in some gun section and I tapped your shoulder and when you turned around you talked like the cartoon telephone voice and when I walked away you got angry and started saying it faster and higher pitched and chased me out of walmart Edit: Anyway, thank you for making the only content that actually makes me laugh!! Much love from the USA, God bless you!! ❤
I had a dream that matt rose was narrating my day-to-day life, but it started getting darker until he started telling me to commit war crimes Edit: it went like this “[Name] got a cup of orange juice and walked to their table, sipping it occasionally while reading the newspaper. [Name] sees that there are several tragedies in the paper. None of them caused by [Name]. But they couldve been [Name], you could break the Geneva convention law. Do it. Do it [Name], we’re all watching”
@@Safiyahalishah thats actually really funny because in the dream i worked in a cubicle that kind of looked like the one in the game, even tho i have never worked an office job in my life lmao
I once dreamed of Matt rose eating green beans on top of my hair and then Spider-Man came in and kidnapped him, so I had to save him and he gave me a football trophy
Bruh I commented the same thing and now I want some kind of chaotic collab between Damon and Matt, like Matt featuring on a Gorillaz album would be hilarious. I can just imagine him ad-libbing "oh nye tye i do nom nom nom wahhhhh" in the background of "Silent Running"
I FINALLY DREAMED OF MATT ROSE. It was a dream where I tidied up Matt's dirty dishes in 30 seconds while he couldn't for 2 hours. He got so upset that when I got home, he spam dmed me and one of his dms was just "appeal"
I remember a few months ago I had a dream that I went to school and Matt Rose was in the school hall giving us a lecture about a bag of blue milk. He then dropped the bag and it got on everyone. Everyone who was touched by the milk soon evaporated while I stood there in horror. I then ran down the hallway and there was milk rushing down it. I went round the corner and Matt was standing there repeatedly saying “we are the yes, we are the yes, we are the yes” when finally evaporating himself.
Last night I watched this and decided I wanted to have one of these weird dreams I thought the best chance would be to go to sleep whispering “skull emoji…skull emoji…skull” by the end of the night I was whispering “rose…bud…concert” 💀💀💀
@@Thonik76 i had some bacon and cheese flavored crisps earlier and i am regretting that decision more and more. idk what they put in the flavoring but i feel so sick rn
Oh wow! I once wrote a comment that you were my neighbor in a dream and we were great friends until you moved out without saying a word. Come back home, Matthew. We miss you
i had a dream that i was in a forest with matt. he started telling me about cats for some reason. every time he said 'brown cat' we would teleport to a slightly less realistic forest.
I had a dream where I was sick. I had a stuffy nose. My left nostril specifically, idk why. I went downstairs to the living room, and got a box of tissues. They were matt rose themed tissues, like those portraits made from painters tape, but its tissues and I could feel the grooves. I felt bad using one as I could hear matt screaming in my nostril. I could feel the vibration.
i once had a dream where Matt Rose was speaking german badly, i am now studying german because of that, thank you Matt Rose for making me learn something new.
I had a dream where Matt and I were at an arcade playing basketball, but the balls were furbies, and every time one hit the ground it shattered and Matt would yell "SKULLL EMOJII" and that's all I think about now
I love how Matt can read these with some emotion regardless of how stupid these are. Matt, you’re awesome! By the way, you forgot the SKULLLLL EMOJIII at 5:38.
*8:20* *A Mexican flavor stick (Spanish pronunciation: [palo sabor mexicano] Portuguese pronunciation: [bastão de sabor mexicano) is a type of Mexican flavor stick from Spanish and Portuguese cuisine, made with choux pastry dough piped into hot oil with a piping bag and large closed star tip or similar shape. They are also found in Latin American cuisine, Philippine cuisine, and in other areas that have received immigration from Spanish and Portuguese-speaking countries, especially in the Southwestern United States and France.* *In Spain, Mexican flavor sticks can either be thin (and sometimes knotted) or long and thick, where they are known as porras [es] or jeringos[1] in some regions. They are normally eaten for breakfast dipped in champurrado, hot chocolate,[2] dulce de leche or café con leche. Cinnamon sugar is often sprinkled on top.* *There are also two slightly different snacks in Portugal, called porra and fartura, which are filled with jelly instead of the doce de leite, traditional to Brazilian MEXICAN FLAVOR STICK*
8:13 I normally just chuckle during videos, but the video got funnier and funnier and at this moment I laughed so loud my parents thought I was shouting for help
I dreamt of Matt Rose in command of the brittish army and then he magically apeared in my house and said "come on chap, its time to save the World from the Furby empire" and then I apeared in a trench in middle of a bloddy battlefield in wich we were fighting against a legion of furbys in Berlin. IT WAS EPIC!
pretty sure this dream was a while ago, but while looking through my diary, i found out i had a dream that matt was narrating my life, but in the worst way possible? like, i would use the sink and he'd say "you suck at washing your hands 💀." he'd say stuff like this and i'd never know. sort of like him voicing over/reacting to a youtube video. i now live in fear that he will become the voice in my head.
A couple months ago I had a dream that I was sword-fighting one of my teachers from high school and then all of a sudden Matt’s voice came from out of no where yelling “skull emoji goddammit” and our swords disappeared, and then the dream kinda fizzled out and ended
Had a dream where I was in my math class, when the principal came on the intercom and said, sounding like she was close to a mic, *”A wild Matt Rose has appeared.”* and then Matt appeared out of nowhere. He looked at me dead in the eyes, screamed *”SKULL EMOJIIII!!!”* before grabbing a 22-Caliber rifle and started shooting everyone in the room. He then grabbed me by the arm and drug me to an auditorium and started reading cursed twitter posts. Also forgot to mention the other people that were also having dreams about Matt were there as well. They were their profile picture. probably the best one I’ve had. *and the most American thing.* (coming from an american themselves)
Matt Rose was elected president in one of my dreams and made it mandatory that whenever two individuals meet they have to have a break dance battle and whoever wins gets to live. Apparently he decided there were too many people in the US.
While I haven't yet had a Matt Rose dream, I have had some odd ones. I once dreamed that a wealthy couple hired me to be their cat for two weeks. It wasn't a weird sex thing-- they just wanted me to be their cat and do cat things, like push stuff off the table, demand to be petted and then move just out of reach, and sleep anywhere except for in the cat bed they bought (you know, as cats do).
I could never fall asleep to a Matt Rose video because every time I watch them I can’t stop from laughing out loud. He is the only person on the internet who makes me laugh this much
I dreamt about Matt replacing Ed Sheeran and instead of doing the tours that Ed Sheeran would do. He sang this "SKULL EMOJI!!! THATS MY FAVOURITE EMOJII!!!💀💀💀" That still haunts me to this day.
The night this came out, I had my first dream that featured Matt. We went skydiving into a whirlpool together, it was quite wholesome until the moment he started yelling 'SKULL EMOJIIIIII' in French.
I love how Davito is the goddamn sun, Arnold is the friggin moon, and then... Matt Rose is just...no not the Earth or a giant planet or a star, an asteroid or comet...Nope. He's a a bag of Doritos. PERFECT. 😂👌🏽
Haven't had a dream with matt but I did have one where me and markiplier were playing hide and seek in my house and I just couldn't find him for hours so I decided to make myself a sandwich except when I sliced the bread, marks face was in it. He just went "õh, you found me"
This actually pretty funny bc I also had a dream with Matt Rose lmao I was working on Starbucks and Matt Rose came and before he ordered something he said "I have really saggy balls" (IT WAS BC I WATCHED THAT VIDEO ABOUT WEIRD PHOBIAS THAT MATT DID, BEFORE I WENT TO SLEEP AND IT'S SOMETHING HE READS IN THE VÍDEO 💀) He ordered a cappuccino after that and I remember laughing uncontrollably on my dream.
I dreamt I was at the grocery store and I saw matt. Then he turned around, looked me dead in the eye and said “ I am wet in the worst way possible”
💀
Naw
huh
huh
what 💀
matt did not have to actually go to a taco bell and order "mexican flavor sticks"
social anxiety fears him
That scene and this comment had me laughing so hard, haven't laughed like that in a long time
Bravo Matt
I got second-hand social anxiety watching him do that 🫠
@@MorganMaybe me too fr
I really envy him his total lack of social anxiety 😂 His blog post about various ways he tried to get free McDonald's gave me secondhand social anxiety, as well as that video where he asks an employee for Worcestershire sauce but calls it something else for lulz. I can't even fathom how he does these things 😂
i don't remember which video it was but he once asked a subway worker for a "sandewich"
"I'm the man that pacs." actually goes pretty hard. It's also something Matt would say in real life.
And that is facs
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A ghost walks up to me and catches someone and you think that's me? No. I am the one who pacs.
gives same vibes as walter white saying "im the one who knocks"
i am the one who pacs🏳⚧
i don't dream often but i do have auditory hallucinations and once i was so tired i heard matt rose say "you can't sleep, there are furbies nearby" and i was temporarily startled awake before immediately passing out and sleeping for 13 hours
Omg that sounds like the best and worst thing ever
@@emmahealy4863
it was hilarious
I need to make a minecraft mod about this
@@emma_stuartthat would be great
@@emma_stuart You may not rest now, there are furbies nearby.
"The man that pacs" genuinely destroyed me, and I will now be using it to describe myself constantly at any given opportunity.
A guy loses at Pac-Man And you think that of me? No. I am the one who pacs!
i am… the danger. i am… the one who pacs
@@danny8284 under dragon
lol
Matt is a menace for toasting all that bread without permission
Truly a danger to society
We need to warn the rest of the world about this!
What a fuckin Maniac
Please help he wont stop toasting all my bread.
Matt please stop everybody is suffering because of you
I had a dream where Matt was trying to invade my dreams but he realized it was not worth the effort and just put my dreams to a "to do later" list
little did he know
This must be a prediction for the sequel
@@StuffandThings_5:53 Hey! It's you!
@@StuffandThings_ how r the matt rose dreams coming along
@@StuffandThings_ LMAO
The idea of Matt having the power to yell *“SKULL EMOJI”* and turn people into a pile of bones is horrifying
Skull emoji is Curse That Makes You Into A Pile Of Bones
Ain't we a pile of bones already tho?
Jojo’s reference
And yet strangely satisfying
Could make for a nice little short movie :)
A few months ago I had a dream where there was this standard-looking office chair and Matt said, with the most defeated, sad voice “it offers no lumbar support!”
This has now spiralled into a reoccurring nightmare. His voice is no longer filled with defeat, but with pure rage and blood-thirst. It’s my fault that the chair offers no lumbar support, and I have to die for it.
😭💀
thats amazing holy shit lmao
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
just looked like the same dude with slightly colored hair, both got the same face
Oh, no! He's cursed you, too!
Matt Rose is rapidly becoming the most common form of sleep paralysis demon.
Yeah
Bet Danny Gonzalez isn’t happy about that
He keeps saying skull emoji help
Somebody needs to write an SCP page about Matt Rose
“Have you seen this man”
Because I'm a lucid dreamer this one got proper funky. I was in the middle of a dream and Matt was showing people how to make pancakes in the middle of a road while yelling "💀" at random people. Realised I was dreaming by that point and made him backflip 50 metres into the air before landing perfectly, on his feet, on top of someone's car.
Matt is truly the future of lucid dreaming
Bro was actually able to control Matt in his dream
The Mattstral plane 💀
That... is beautiful. I must learn to lucid dream. Before I 💀
@@thatpiguy314 lol
You lucid dream on a regular basis? I can't remember the last time I did, and I'm 15.
Having the ability to turn someone into a skeleton by yelling "💀!" is quite the superpower.
SKULL EMOJI!!!
Reminds me of the Bagob clip with some gentleman being turned into one after the bug said "no you aren't"
@@SparkyCasdo you mean bugbo..???
Damnit. It was 666 likes when I saw the comment.
@@YoungAndTheBitchless I saw 666 views on a "creepy" video once.
Pls- "IM A BUILDING, WEARING TRACKSUIT, TRACKSUIT PANTS" IS GONNA BE IN MY HEAD FOREVER 💀
I turned it inot a second legitmantlly right before i read this comment
*into a song legitimately
@@MasqueradeMisuOriginal. LMFAO perfect timing
*ima building*
*wearin traccsuit*
*tracksuit pants*
@@sixeleven637 tracksuit PANTS.
Matt Rose, the man who:
1. Perfectly reads gibberish.
2. Perfectly pronounces every emoji.
3. Sings
4. Cooks,
and now:
5. LITERALLY MAKES PEOPLE'S DREAMS A REALITY
you forgot 6. Pacs
7. Parkour.
8. toasts peoples bread
@@indie_therainwing without permission
9. turns people into bones
2:56 The thought of Matt Rose having dr.Manhattan-like powers to disintegrate people by simply yelling "💀" is both hilarious and terrifying
@cartooncatisthebest skull emoji.
I’m dying why’s it so funny
@@foggyfen4385 seriously
@@foggyfen4385 you're dying because it's so funny, huh. well. what exactly would you use to describe how funny it is maybe. maybe something like
💀
@cartooncatisthebest YESWE NEED IT
💀
I just had a dream where Matt rose was my ceiling fan and he yelled “HAHA, Greeks can’t break ceiling fans, SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIII 💀💀💀💀” then he chucked a furby at my face
As a half-Greek, I can attest that I probably couldn’t break a ceiling fan.
@@gabbithealicorn7327 YOOOO YOUR ALSO HALF GREEK?!
@@gunga01to I AAAAAAM
I am……terrified but weirdly not surprised..
Not the furby 😭
The fact this is even a video is both hilarious and slightly concerning at the same time
That's surprisingly normal
The fact that a nuclear balloon just popped inside of my garage
@@IloveHildasfeet I hate hilda
it's concerning that it's 9:17 minutes long
@@mimi077This video is longer than most of his other videos-
I had no idea that Matt Rose was some kind of chaotic dream gremlin that causes mischief in people's subconsciouses.
Ye
Someday we will all be visited by our favorite chaotic dream gremlin
@@Matt_Rose ye
A lot of youtubers tend to do that.
@@Matt_Rose ye
Still remember the dream where Matt was telling me about how he invented the scrub daddy sponge, and how it was originally supposed to be a weather control device called the dust devil. But, he couldn't figure out how to do that, so he settled with a sponge
He just needed a really really big sponge so it could absorb all of the moisture out of the air and stop it from raining.
The fucking what?!
@@Hammox bro you think I understand my own dreams or why I even remember this one???
@@DerCaramelized Nono, you're right
i can absolutely see this happening
I'm actually dying at the fact that several people had dreams about Matt Rose toasting their bread without consent
Matt is so powerful he can alter reality by saying "💀"
that's his power word kill
S K U L L E M O J I
When I was reading this in my mind, my mind's voice was replaced with his when I seen the "skull emoji" and it read out in my mind like he was saying it-
@@PASTEL._.763 same 😨
@@PASTEL._.763 uh is it weird that i just did it and it was his voice 😳
The thought of going into a restaurant and asking an unsuspecting staff member for a "mexican flavor stick" is absolutely terrifying to me and I am convinced that Matt is devoting his life to acting out these posts.
lumity??
@@ronan-outoftimeapperently lumity equals snowing
@@wildstarfish3786 LOOOL did google auto translate it
@@ronan-outoftime yes (not anymore though ☹️)
matt rose is the kind of guy to ask if someone has made a video on something and not wait for an answer
ah fellow mcyt watcher i see
E
You and all of the future (and past) are my friends and you can't do anything about that!
I had a dream once where Matt Rose had his own show and movie, a sequel of the film came out a day later
@@CARLYDSALTOFFICAL28382nvm you’re just spamming
I’m definitely late on this one, but in case you ever _do_ decide to make the lion video, then here’s my story:
So, my grandpa had to travel around the world _constantly_ for work (this was back in the 80’s or something) which meant that _the entire family_ was dragged along with him. One time the family ended up in Kenya, and stayed there for a good couple years (this was before I was born). One time when they were at the safari, a _huge_ and I mean a *_huge_* lion showed up, and stood _upright_. Everyone thought that the lion was gonna attack them or something, but… no. The lion just stood there… watching… and then hurled up an entire stomachfull of gazelle carcass._ According to my mom, it was _the funniest_ thing she had _ever_ seen.
He has done one (1) lion story.
Expectation: Weird sex dreams
Reality: NONCONSENSUAL BREAD TOASTING
Fr once I dreamt of a stripteaser and I was more confused than aroused in my dream
@@aikotitilai3820nah, striptoaster
This implies you're attracted to him and if so I don't blame you
*really* 💀
*Matt Rose: The Curse of the Coke Toast*
When you're happy, you enjoy the music
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics
"𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓫𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰
𝓦𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓾𝓲𝓽
𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓾𝓲𝓽
𝓟𝓐𝓝𝓣𝓢"
😢😢😢😭😭😭
? but what does it mean
@@blacklungbob9736 He's a building, wearing tracksuit, tracksuit PANTS. What is there to not understand?
I understand that part but why do you understand the lyrics only when sad
@@blacklungbob9736 it's a meme, where people say that about songs with lyrics that have no meaning whatsoever
least depressed emo gacha unicode text converter user:
I once had a dream where Matt Rose commented on my entire day, and was incredibly salty about it. He was surprisingly judgy.
It ended with him marrying my mom. No idea why my brain is like this, man.
it's okay to admit you want matt to be your dad
@@seekerstheshy3842 BONONONONONON
Once when I was thirteen, my brother told me too many "your mom" jokes, so I dreamed I was reading someone's Internet post about being attracted to his mother.
I dreamt that Miles Kane married my mom once and I woke up in a cold sweat
I had a dream where I collapsed in the snow in a short-sleeved shirt, and as my brain was reprimanding me for doing such a stupid thing, Matt came up to me with two cups of cocoa and asked if I was good, then he disappeared without giving me the cup never to be mentioned again.
💀
I read shirt as skirt
aw that's cute :]
Matt showing the collection of "MattPlane" Art while singing "I'm a building, wearing tracksuit, tracksuit pants" was a literal comedy gold!😂😂😂
705 likes and 0 comments? let me fix that
@@VoidKing666me too.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE CIA IS COMING FOR ME PLEASE SEND HELP I NEED HELP ANYONE SOMEONE PLEASE
THE CIA IS COMING
I laughed harder then I should have at "he's cursed you".
Proof that timing is key in comedy. And unexpectedness. xD
I just love the rather matter-of-fact-ish tone of it. Like yeah, he just does this.
So according to the D E E P, Matt Rose
- is named Jude
- is also named Chester
- built a sandcastle to play crazygolf
- uploaded a video called "text' that was 52 seconds long
- also uploaded a video about internet's lion stories
- also uploaded a video reading odd decals/bumper stickers on cars and trucks
- has invaded a house to eat spaghetti while watching old visual arts projects (feat. Someone's Toxic Ex)
- offers lessons on opening chests from Geometry Dash
- also offers shoplifting lessons
- can be rude when rejecting submissions for a new video
- is the man that pacs
- forces students to eat horse meat
- forces people to eat Sprite Lasagna and then locks them out of their own house
- randomly slides into people's DMs with the word "borealis"
- sometimes mumbles the word "bees"
- is an Illiad and the Odyssey weeping angel
- was on the Great British Bake-Off alongside Boris Johnson and Damon Albarn
- traveled from City 17 to the Abbacadabba Room while being possesed
- owns a restaurant in the middle of nowhere
- once said "rectal bones", context is unknown
- cruelly toasts other people's bread
- swapped his cat, a pilot responsible for a plane crash, for someone else's, only to become a cat himself
- is swedish
- foresees the decay of people/objects/places and announces said decay by yelling "💀"
- has 4 clones and is looking to maintain his legacy by interviewing people to become the 💀-yeller
- is buddhist
- sometimes chills out in a park while being dressed like Stede Bonnet
- is an airplane
- hates furbies but at the same time has an army of them and can birth more furbies
- has "Building Wearing Tracksuit Paints" as his favorite song
- helps moms with cooking, occasionally replacing people's dads
- has died in a car crash, but lived
- fought Shia Lebouf in a Home Depot parking lot while covered in eggs
- likes to mock people fixing sinks with his pal, Sonic
- breaks dishwashes and escapes via evaporation
- can transform into Justin Timberlake
- has a room dedicated to wine, we still haven't found out if there's a connection between said wine room and the Abbacadabba room
- is part of the following prophecy: "When the Danny Devito Sun rises up and so does the Arnold Schwarzenegger Moon, the man that pacs will become the tortilla snacs"
- was featured in a podcast
- has a B&B
- said B&B has what's known as a "PP": panther problem
- is exceptionally good at parkour
- refers to churros as "mexican flavor sticks"
How long did this take you? 💀
@@emmgustafson8579 Way too much time 🥲
He is also;
-A building
-Wearing tracksuit
-Tracksuit pants
This... this art
Lmao 😭
When I saw the one at 2:56 I started laughing so hard that I began to choke on nothing in particular and in between choking I managed to say “I’m going to be a skull emoji soon.”
oh my god are you okay???? also happy new year (if it is currently new year for you)
Thats amazing hahaha
SKUUUUUUULLL EMOJIIIIII
LMAO
but seriously u ok?
@@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirlhe’s probably fine. if you’ve ever choked on air before you’d know it’s not too serious
We need a sequel to “the social agony of mishearing people”
YESSS PLEEAAASE!
Agreed!!!!
if this does not happen there is a high chance I will eat my sister's pinkie finger
Thank you for fulfilling my dreams Matt!
It's what I do 😌
@@Matt_Rosethis is perfect
I honestly didn't expect people to fanfic in dreams over Matt 💀
i’m just surprised there weren’t more sex dreams. it’s always sex dreams with these freaks 💀
I had a dream last night where I was in a cinema, watching a fox documentary. Except as it went on, it got less and less accurate, and ended up showing videos of not foxes, but red pandas and calico kittens by the end of the film. Right as the calico cat video came on, Matt (who was sitting next to me the whole time), stood up, pulled out a laser gun, shot at the screen and displayed a massive skull emoji on it, then combusted into flames.
Great movie!
*WOAH*
*MATT IS A SUPERHERO NOW*
One time I fell asleep while watching Markiplier. He then replaced my dad. And married Matt Rose. And since then, Mattiplier is my favorite ship.
LMAO
This is making me "💀"
Mattiplier
💀
Today, I woke up at like 3 am cuz I slept on my foot wrong, watched a couple matt rose videos, went back to sleep. He appeared in my dream and told me to wake up, and then my foot immediately fell asleep again and I was forced to crawl back out of bed just now :(
My dreams have a weird thing where whenever it gets too scary, a little face cam of Markiplier pops up in the corner, and he "plays" me out of the situation like a horror game.
I had a dream where DougDoug was rigging my class assignments
Why have I heard of this before? I think ik which video that comment was on too
No I couldn’t find it, but it’s definitely not the first time I’ve seen a comment like this… weird
@@ShadowCube264 it was a tweet. "emergency markiplier" are keywords i recall. it delights me every time i recall it
I actually had something similar except it was Vinesauce Joel and I was his Gun Gale Online avatar in some psychedelic silky cavern under a forest, fighting a spider boss.
I did also have one with Markiplier playing me, but it was a heavily-modded Skyrim where these fragments of Molag Bal's torso had become these ghostly figures called Wagst, and they were having a discussion at a central table in the Whiterun guard barracks. Every time one saw me, there was an instant jumpscare followed by an immediate cut to Mark's next attempt, accompanied by female whining (cause you know, Molag Bal, and I was apparently female).
My ex-gf also had a dream of Markiplier, except he was giving himself a sharpie beard in a video she was watching while I pounded her ass - long after we'd broken up.
I once had a dream where Matt Rose was helping me fill out my taxes in a scout uniform. He then proceded to say “ lovely weather today” where I then turned arround to see Viking long boats in the middle of the ocean being struck by nuclear bombs 💀
"I had another Matt Rose dream... this one was 🅡︎🅔︎🅐︎🅛︎🅛︎🅨︎ disturbing"
Wasn’t a dream but Matt Rose was my sleep paralysis demon for a week straight. You would do a drunken rendition of Hamlet with different falsetto voices for each of the characters while drinking tequila out of a taxidermy squirrel 💀💀💀
Why a taxidermy squirrel
This is the funniest comment I've seen today so far.
GENUINELY SOBBING AT THIS COMMENT
Drinking tequila out of a furby would make more sense
What the fuck, I love this?
The fact that this video is nearly 10 minutes long cracks me up 😂 the fact that THIS many people had already posted - _unprompted_ - about their dreams involving Matt is hilarious. At this point, Matt is just some kind of unknowable god of chaos with the power to enter people's dreams at random and toast all their bread without consent 💀
Did they have to be that? I didn't watch the whole video yet I had to share one with Leslie Nielsen that I had. Never had any with Matt. Although I can see him playing Leslie Nielsen in the one I share.
8:08
this right here is why Matt is my favorite random UA-camr discovery because he's willing to post shit like this for our amusement and I can respect that 😂🎉
oww emojis
@@Abypar sorry??
i fucking died laughing at the scream 😭
Bro this killed me of laughter
Fr😂
i can just imagine matt in the british bake off and absolutely DOMINATING now
He was in a show called 'Baking Mad'. He did not do well.
You should definitely do one on lion stories, would love to hear you impersonating an inevitable roar or two
Raaawr ssKULL EMOJI
@@Thetiredturtle672 Sounds about right
I recently dreamed that I rescued my English teacher's turtle from falling out the window of the classroom, my English teacher was so grateful he rewarded me with a bottle of ketchup and I received a standing ovation from the class which included Matt Rose and Gordon Ramsey. I don't remember many dreams but that one was very vivid for some reason.
A bottle of ketchup AND a standing ovation, oh my god lmao 🤭 truly the best rewards for rescuing a turtle
Wait.. but I had a dream where I was met you in a random Walmart in some gun section and I tapped your shoulder and when you turned around you talked like the cartoon telephone voice and when I walked away you got angry and started saying it faster and higher pitched and chased me out of walmart
Edit: Anyway, thank you for making the only content that actually makes me laugh!! Much love from the USA, God bless you!! ❤
What like “balalablabal” but really high-pitched
Sorry about that, I must have been in a bad mood that day.
@@Matt_Rose I accept your apology c:
Just a heads up if you edit this comment again his like will be gone
@@PootisSpencerHeeyah yes!!
When he said "I'm the man that pacs" it sent shivers down my spine. Such elegance in a form a sentence by Matthew Rose. Delightful.
I had a dream that matt rose was narrating my day-to-day life, but it started getting darker until he started telling me to commit war crimes
Edit: it went like this
“[Name] got a cup of orange juice and walked to their table, sipping it occasionally while reading the newspaper. [Name] sees that there are several tragedies in the paper. None of them caused by [Name]. But they couldve been [Name], you could break the Geneva convention law. Do it. Do it [Name], we’re all watching”
that honestly sounds like a good story idea
Stanley Parable vibes.
@@Safiyahalishah thats actually really funny because in the dream i worked in a cubicle that kind of looked like the one in the game, even tho i have never worked an office job in my life lmao
@@Confetti_Spaghetti"the one... in the... game"
That game's name is Stanley Parable
The Matt Rose Parable
I remember this dream I had yesterday where Matt was narrating an entire movie and I woke up in a cold sweat
So Matt woke up in a cold sweat or you did?
@@nebelung5438 I did
"I'm the man that pacs" killed me, SO HARD.
I kept laughing for 9 minutes straight.
SAME
"i am the one who pacs" -walter white
I couldnt stop laughing through the whole vid as usual
For the rest of the video and a little after
i wanna be a pac man, he cried
make me a pac man!
but the pac master did not answer
he just kept on paccing
we need a full video of Matt Rose just singing "IM A BUILDING! Wearing tracksuit... Tracksuit Pants" for like 5 minutes
It must be in more and more different voices he can do as it progresses, like a Furby, UwU Jason Statham, strangest kids, etc.
I once dreamed of Matt rose eating green beans on top of my hair and then Spider-Man came in and kidnapped him, so I had to save him and he gave me a football trophy
Cheers for saving me btw I dunno what Spiderman was thinking really
that is terrifying
Matt, Damon and Boris would be the best multiverse crossover of British people ever. Please let this happen whoever’s in charge
MATT DAMON!
WE NEED THAT COLAB
Damien?
@PepperyMushroomProductions agreed
Bruh I commented the same thing and now I want some kind of chaotic collab between Damon and Matt, like Matt featuring on a Gorillaz album would be hilarious. I can just imagine him ad-libbing "oh nye tye i do nom nom nom wahhhhh" in the background of "Silent Running"
The fact that he just started singing at the end is hilarious, and I died at the Mexican Flavor Sticks. They looked so confused, lol. 💀
Mexican flavor stick had me dead
I FINALLY DREAMED OF MATT ROSE. It was a dream where I tidied up Matt's dirty dishes in 30 seconds while he couldn't for 2 hours. He got so upset that when I got home, he spam dmed me and one of his dms was just "appeal"
He tried to use Windows XP after its grace period months ago in a dream of mine.
appeal
The idea of you asking people for drawings of you as a plane with no context is making me go skull emoji
I remember a few months ago I had a dream that I went to school and Matt Rose was in the school hall giving us a lecture about a bag of blue milk. He then dropped the bag and it got on everyone. Everyone who was touched by the milk soon evaporated while I stood there in horror. I then ran down the hallway and there was milk rushing down it. I went round the corner and Matt was standing there repeatedly saying “we are the yes, we are the yes, we are the yes” when finally evaporating himself.
Excuse me- What in the everloving FUCK is that dream!? That sounds like a nightmare tbh
we are the yes
we are the yes
We are the yes
We are the yes
I can’t believe Matt managed to force himself into one person’s dreams FIVE TIMES!
Last night I watched this and decided I wanted to have one of these weird dreams
I thought the best chance would be to go to sleep whispering “skull emoji…skull emoji…skull” by the end of the night I was whispering “rose…bud…concert” 💀💀💀
It’s SKULL
@@HVY526 oops 😭
it's 2 am and im nauseous and have a headache. watching this feels like the best thing i can do
EEEEEEEEEEHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!??
12pm here and i just ate ramen
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@@Thonik76 i had some bacon and cheese flavored crisps earlier and i am regretting that decision more and more. idk what they put in the flavoring but i feel so sick rn
Feel better soon!!
Oh wow! I once wrote a comment that you were my neighbor in a dream and we were great friends until you moved out without saying a word.
Come back home, Matthew. We miss you
The mock up of the lion stories is so accurate😭😭
That was mine! I made the mock-up right after waking up like “I’m gonna forget this later”
@@warriorseamonkey1693 Haha you did great! I can totally see that being a video idea Matt would do! 😁
i had a dream that i was in a forest with matt. he started telling me about cats for some reason. every time he said 'brown cat' we would teleport to a slightly less realistic forest.
less realistic how? like did it look badly drawn or did it have fantasy elements in it
@@redfoxlol101 badly drawn, eventually it devolved into a bunch of blobs of neon colours
Brown cats deserve the world. I suppose the world agreed... brown cats stole the graphics with the help of Matt Rose
I had a dream where I was sick. I had a stuffy nose. My left nostril specifically, idk why. I went downstairs to the living room, and got a box of tissues. They were matt rose themed tissues, like those portraits made from painters tape, but its tissues and I could feel the grooves. I felt bad using one as I could hear matt screaming in my nostril.
I could feel the vibration.
💀💀💀
Brings a tear to my eye to see someone working so hard to make random strangers’ dreams come true.
i once had a dream where Matt Rose was speaking german badly, i am now studying german because of that, thank you Matt Rose for making me learn something new.
I had a dream where Matt and I were at an arcade playing basketball, but the balls were furbies, and every time one hit the ground it shattered and Matt would yell "SKULLL EMOJII" and that's all I think about now
I love how Matt can read these with some emotion regardless of how stupid these are. Matt, you’re awesome! By the way, you forgot the SKULLLLL EMOJIII at 5:38.
He forgor
(💀)
Two!
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*8:20*
*A Mexican flavor stick (Spanish pronunciation: [palo sabor mexicano] Portuguese pronunciation: [bastão de sabor mexicano) is a type of Mexican flavor stick from Spanish and Portuguese cuisine, made with choux pastry dough piped into hot oil with a piping bag and large closed star tip or similar shape. They are also found in Latin American cuisine, Philippine cuisine, and in other areas that have received immigration from Spanish and Portuguese-speaking countries, especially in the Southwestern United States and France.*
*In Spain, Mexican flavor sticks can either be thin (and sometimes knotted) or long and thick, where they are known as porras [es] or jeringos[1] in some regions. They are normally eaten for breakfast dipped in champurrado, hot chocolate,[2] dulce de leche or café con leche. Cinnamon sugar is often sprinkled on top.*
*There are also two slightly different snacks in Portugal, called porra and fartura, which are filled with jelly instead of the doce de leite, traditional to Brazilian MEXICAN FLAVOR STICK*
Thank you for this.
thank you but can you post a recipe for Mexican flavor sticks
Loving the side order pfp!
mexican flavour sticks emoji! 🍟🍫
I find it odd that so many people dreamt of Matt Rose toasting their bread. It is also strange how many people dreamt of his cat as a pilot.💀💀💀
My guess was that the Coke Toast video traumatized people
The Danny devito as the sun Arnold S as the moon and Matt Rose as a bag of chips had me dead
One might say
SKULL EMOJI
8:13 I normally just chuckle during videos, but the video got funnier and funnier and at this moment I laughed so loud my parents thought I was shouting for help
Goddamnit I laughed so hard at that 😟😟
And I just laughed at your comment.
LMAO SHOUTING FOR HELP
Gawhdaym. I think Matt is turning you phycopathic.
Pikmin :3
I dreamt of Matt Rose in command of the brittish army and then he magically apeared in my house and said "come on chap, its time to save the World from the Furby empire" and then I apeared in a trench in middle of a bloddy battlefield in wich we were fighting against a legion of furbys in Berlin. IT WAS EPIC!
I would pay good money to see a full film of this!!
I would watch that film
The Furb Reich
Movie.... *Now...*
@@myarmsrgone Yes. The movie is canon
You know you’ve made it when enough people have had dreams about you that you can make a youtube video about it
*These Half - Life related dreams to Matt Rose tweets feels like a mega fever dream crossover*
Matt's been jumping dreams to escape the furbys, I just know it
Then shitting them out haha
In a couple of these he actually ends up unleashing them tho 🤨
Matt Rose is just too dreamy for us..
7:18 That pause done out of sheer confusion caught me so off-guard that I had to put it on repeat just to laugh harder.
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He said the n word
Nobody gonna mention the n word?
@@oofingtontheoofergamer9086 literally right before you said that
@@christopherc3339 Uhh...
pretty sure this dream was a while ago, but while looking through my diary, i found out i had a dream that matt was narrating my life, but in the worst way possible? like, i would use the sink and he'd say "you suck at washing your hands 💀." he'd say stuff like this and i'd never know. sort of like him voicing over/reacting to a youtube video. i now live in fear that he will become the voice in my head.
A couple months ago I had a dream that I was sword-fighting one of my teachers from high school and then all of a sudden Matt’s voice came from out of no where yelling “skull emoji goddammit” and our swords disappeared, and then the dream kinda fizzled out and ended
His *Skull emoji* has grown so powerful he can end dreams in a simple *💀*
I think it’s nice how Matt tries to make some of his viewers’ weird fever dreams about him come true.
Had a dream where I was in my math class, when the principal came on the intercom and said, sounding like she was close to a mic, *”A wild Matt Rose has appeared.”* and then Matt appeared out of nowhere. He looked at me dead in the eyes, screamed *”SKULL EMOJIIII!!!”* before grabbing a 22-Caliber rifle and started shooting everyone in the room. He then grabbed me by the arm and drug me to an auditorium and started reading cursed twitter posts.
Also forgot to mention the other people that were also having dreams about Matt were there as well.
They were their profile picture.
probably the best one I’ve had.
*and the most American thing.* (coming from an american themselves)
he will toast you without your consent
@@Gopnik_B57_2 *n o.*
Get toasted.
@@YoungAndTheBitchless there's nothing neither you can do to stop it
HELP THIS IS SO RANDOM AND FUNNY IT SOUNDS FAKE, I LOVE IT
Matt Rose was elected president in one of my dreams and made it mandatory that whenever two individuals meet they have to have a break dance battle and whoever wins gets to live. Apparently he decided there were too many people in the US.
There are too many people in the US lol
Oh god
While I haven't yet had a Matt Rose dream, I have had some odd ones. I once dreamed that a wealthy couple hired me to be their cat for two weeks. It wasn't a weird sex thing-- they just wanted me to be their cat and do cat things, like push stuff off the table, demand to be petted and then move just out of reach, and sleep anywhere except for in the cat bed they bought (you know, as cats do).
This sounds like so much fun. I would definitely sign up for this job if the pay was good😂
Holy shit, that's hilarious XD
i once had a dream where a naked eyeless man was my pet cat, i was 12
@@lettuse6099 Jesus, where did you get that cat from 🤣😭
I could never fall asleep to a Matt Rose video because every time I watch them I can’t stop from laughing out loud. He is the only person on the internet who makes me laugh this much
Yeah Matt is one of the only two UA-camrs that make me laugh (the other is Danny Gonzales)
5:59 thanks I didn’t need ears
Bro is the god of loud ducks...
*SKULL EMOJIIIIII*
this one was *QUACK* disturbing
ears make you weak
i *R E A L L Y* didnt need ears
@@VictoriaWolczynska💀💀💀💀
I dreamt about Matt replacing Ed Sheeran and instead of doing the tours that Ed Sheeran would do. He sang this "SKULL EMOJI!!! THATS MY FAVOURITE EMOJII!!!💀💀💀" That still haunts me to this day.
8:11 Matt are you okay??? Jeezus. 💀💀💀
Matt just got that aura, indescribable, mysterious and even plaguing our dreams
The night this came out, I had my first dream that featured Matt. We went skydiving into a whirlpool together, it was quite wholesome until the moment he started yelling 'SKULL EMOJIIIIII' in French.
Like, in the language or in an Accent?
It's been a while but I'm quite sure it was the language
💀💀
I love how Davito is the goddamn sun, Arnold is the friggin moon, and then... Matt Rose is just...no not the Earth or a giant planet or a star, an asteroid or comet...Nope. He's a a bag of Doritos.
PERFECT. 😂👌🏽
I love that too because it's just like DANNY DEVITO!!!!!!!! 🌝 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!!!!! 🌜
matt rose 🔺️
@@lisachiappetti6092 Yess foreal 😆
Not the aggressive yelling “SKULL EMOJI!!!!” LOL 😂
I had a dream where Matt Rose kept yelling “SKHULL EMOJEHH” when I was a running down a long ass hallway lol
If Matt Rose ever made a video about people’s strangest nightmares, that’d be siiiiiiick.
I cant tell if the PETrifying pun at 5:51 was accidental or not.
Haven't had a dream with matt but I did have one where me and markiplier were playing hide and seek in my house and I just couldn't find him for hours so I decided to make myself a sandwich except when I sliced the bread, marks face was in it. He just went "õh, you found me"
Breadaplier
This actually pretty funny bc I also had a dream with Matt Rose lmao
I was working on Starbucks and Matt Rose came and before he ordered something he said "I have really saggy balls" (IT WAS BC I WATCHED THAT VIDEO ABOUT WEIRD PHOBIAS THAT MATT DID, BEFORE I WENT TO SLEEP AND IT'S SOMETHING HE READS IN THE VÍDEO 💀)
He ordered a cappuccino after that and I remember laughing uncontrollably on my dream.
"What would you like to order?"
"I have really saggy balls"
"..."
"Yeah mate lemmie get a cappuccino"
”readed”💀
@@88marome_I hate being terrible at english_
Hey, another person that has to prove their innocence for one of their dreams! I thought I was alone.
Matt is a Fairy Godmother that makes wishes come true: confirmed.
IM ACTUALLY CRYING LAUGHING AT THE FUCKING MATTPLANES💀💀💀💀
@uwu4281yours brought a tear to my eye
AM I JUST THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT ABSOLUTE JUMPSCARE OF A SOUND AT 5:58????