Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2015
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  • @galacticcactus5530
    @galacticcactus5530 7 років тому +2028

    Wait, grandma was gone for almost a year....yet, during the court case, the boy presents one of grandma's fruitcakes as evidence...HOW OLD WAS THAT FUCKING CAKE?!

    • @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z
      @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z 7 років тому +200

      Fruitcakes are traditionally packed with alcohol which acts as a preservative.

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 7 років тому +50

      Sean Furlong
      Huh. Ya don't say.

    • @nickcopeland6915
      @nickcopeland6915 7 років тому +98

      I watched the special. That cake was a new one they baked before going to court.

    • @ethanciotti554
      @ethanciotti554 7 років тому +60

      Man, has ANYONE ever actually eaten fruitcake during Christmas?

    • @HeroofWind
      @HeroofWind 7 років тому +46

      +Ethan Ciotti in the video, they said that you can divide people into who like fruitcake and who doesn't like fruitcake. I think the grand number of people who like fruitcake is 1.

  • @end3rrain124
    @end3rrain124 7 років тому +3340

    Who else binge watches him.

    • @dhnation4975
      @dhnation4975 7 років тому +18

      End3r Rain me!

    • @end3rrain124
      @end3rrain124 7 років тому +19

      You sir use your time well. XD

    • @gordonjamescowiest
      @gordonjamescowiest 7 років тому +34

      End3r Rain if you don't binge watch Nostalgia Critic you're not doing it right.

    • @end3rrain124
      @end3rrain124 7 років тому +12

      Well you could watch him and Angry Video Game Nerd THEN YEA

    • @connerjohnston4439
      @connerjohnston4439 7 років тому +3

      End3r Rain fuck yes I do

  • @Xahnel
    @Xahnel 2 роки тому +610

    Honestly, I like that the big CEO character isn't an asshole for once. He respects being told no, though he's hopeful for that to change at some point in the future, he puts on the costume to pay respect to the traditions of the location, and he never engages in sleazy corpo behavior to get what he wants, like buying the mortgage or paying off an inspector or something stupid. The conflict comes from within the family instead, because one member sees dollar signs instead of loyalty.

    • @hectornerioiv4069
      @hectornerioiv4069 2 роки тому +54

      Wish all CEO’s were like that

    • @romdan7136
      @romdan7136 2 роки тому +19

      @@hectornerioiv4069 Funny thing is, i hear the voice and i don't think Leo....I think Mikey. I don't know why XD

    • @vincentvorse
      @vincentvorse Рік тому +7

      Agreed

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Рік тому +29

      He seems like a chill guy, even gives the kid a chance to prove himself right by finding Santa and proving he ran over grandma

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 Рік тому +29

      Yea it's refreshing. Heck his reason for buying the store was as far as the special shows... entirely altruistic. He didn't believe in Santa but he wanted people to have the joys of Santa to, honestly paying an extra 100 bucks to deliver specified gifts to the house and saying it's Santa. With all the bells and whistles..it's great. He just lives in a world with santa

  • @mr.0511
    @mr.0511 4 роки тому +460

    GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A RAINDEER
    Yeah no she’s dead, a 7ft animal would definitely kill you ESPECIALLY if it’s attached to a 350 lb sleigh

    • @Kongstudios2
      @Kongstudios2 4 роки тому +47

      Carrying a whole seaboards worth of presents and a 300 pound elderly man with a beard no less lmao!

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 4 роки тому +24

      @@Kongstudios2 And the fact that there were 8 of those 7ft animals!

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 3 роки тому +8

      They're not 7 feet tall. Come on. The SLEIGH, however, would be at least 1,000 pounds, as a dresser (large motorcycle) is close to that.

    • @chloegibbs7204
      @chloegibbs7204 3 роки тому +12

      She does die in the original song

    • @RDAScout
      @RDAScout 3 роки тому +3

      Not to mention all those hooves relentlessly trampiling her.

  • @daphne2blake
    @daphne2blake 6 років тому +3767

    There's one Christmas trope I never really understood: Adults don't believe in Santa Clause, but he actually exists and delivers presents to their children every year. Wouldn't the adults realize that he exists?! Wouldn't they notice that every year they'd find presents under the tree that they didn't buy for their children and wonder, "Who the hell left these here?!"

    • @cdh0879
      @cdh0879 6 років тому +469

      Bloody Belle ikr! That irritates me. I'd definitely notice if someone was leaving gifts cause that'd mean i wouldn't really have to spend my money.

    • @daphne2blake
      @daphne2blake 6 років тому +419

      Even in one of my favorite Christmas movies like the Polar Express runs by this logic. It's just really odd and jarring to me ever since I noticed how insane that it is. If we were to say that EVERY child in the world that receives gifts has 2 parents, do the parents just see the gifts that they didn't buy and assume the other parent was responsible? Do they never ask questions about the randomly appearing gifts?
      **spoiler for the Polar Express below**
      Hell, in the Polar Express, it almost breaks me at the end when the boy receives a gift hidden under the tree wrapped in a little box with a letter FROM Santa himself. Both parent's are there and see the letter and box, and inside is what they believe to be a "broken" bell that makes no sound (because it can not be rung or heard by nonbelievers), and never once do they wonder who gave that to them. They still think Santa doesn't exist and doesn't question anything. Just a, "Sorry son, looks like someone gave you a broken bell..."
      WHO?!

    • @cdh0879
      @cdh0879 6 років тому +165

      Bloody Belle Yeah, just hand your kid a wrapped box that mysteriously appeared from god knows who with no questions asked👍Really great parenting skills. Hopefully it's nothing dangerous😯Now that I'm older I've noticed a lot of ludicrous stuff in these Christmas specials

    • @foxthemess518
      @foxthemess518 6 років тому +27

      I know right

    • @Oracle-qq2dd
      @Oracle-qq2dd 6 років тому +202

      In addition to that, did the adults not get presents from Santa when they were kids, or is there some mysterious Christmas related amnesia that sets in at age eighteen?

  • @Shadow62x
    @Shadow62x 5 років тому +2153

    The world can be divided into 3 groups:
    - Those who like Fruit Cakes.
    - Those who don't.
    - Those who are Fruit Cakes.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 років тому +62

      All of the above.

    • @LustigelGC
      @LustigelGC 5 років тому +8

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer free Mario video

    • @lilfizz1619
      @lilfizz1619 5 років тому +46

      People who are fruit cakes and want to eat themselves

    • @archnexus3936
      @archnexus3936 4 роки тому +30

      @@lilfizz1619 I can't tell if that is an innuendo or a suicide joke

    • @lilfizz1619
      @lilfizz1619 4 роки тому +13

      @@archnexus3936 idk man I was just being random

  • @wildheartrazorfang6
    @wildheartrazorfang6 4 роки тому +1225

    "It sounds like Santa is Jewish!"
    Me: "Well technically so was Jesus"

    • @daftoptimist
      @daftoptimist 4 роки тому +60

      I mean, fair.

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 4 роки тому +44

      daftoptimist Christ can't really be a christian...worshipping yourself would be vanity and negate his own mission-statement. 😂✌️

    • @thenerdterminatortnt8466
      @thenerdterminatortnt8466 4 роки тому +41

      guthax30 well Christianity was invented after Christ’s death so he can’t celebrate it

    • @simeonrice6047
      @simeonrice6047 4 роки тому +38

      @@daftoptimist Saint Nick was Christian. (Although he was also Turkish, so that might have something to do with it.)

    • @cm9231
      @cm9231 4 роки тому +26

      Not even technically he straight up was Jewish lol
      Also Merry Christmas everyone :) ❤️

  • @tiffanypaulsen5334
    @tiffanypaulsen5334 4 роки тому +474

    "Spankenheimer"
    As someone who's actually part German I was dead at this part. Or as we say, "Ich war gestorben...."

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 4 роки тому +25

      Hey, you know how names sometimes mean things in their language? Do you think that actually might have a meaning in German? 😂😂😂😂

    • @edwardbo4666
      @edwardbo4666 3 роки тому +4

      Cartoon Master asked you a question, answer.

    • @dernordwind8728
      @dernordwind8728 3 роки тому +19

      German here. It only sounds german, but there is sadly no meaning i am aware of. Given the movie though you shouldnt be surprised ^^

    • @DriverHenryWho3245
      @DriverHenryWho3245 2 роки тому +3

      Ich weiß es schon gut.

    • @wolfmoon7762
      @wolfmoon7762 2 роки тому +9

      From a quick Google translation Spanken means Spank, and heimer means home. So I guess it’s intended to mean Spank home in German.
      Melanie Spank home. Sounds fairly accurate given how naughty she’d been.

  • @just_a_tepig3611
    @just_a_tepig3611 5 років тому +1788

    "Sign"
    "Did you say sing?"
    "No I said sign"
    "Okay"
    "So sign"
    "I want to sing" to me that was a freakin hilarious transition

    • @wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124
      @wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124 4 роки тому +114

      That part actually managed to get a laugh out of me.
      Everything else in the film however...not so much.

    • @brideofcthulhu347
      @brideofcthulhu347 4 роки тому +58

      Grandpa has some audio dyslexia. I said SIGN, not SING.

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal 4 роки тому +34

      i feel they could have at least transitioned to that song a bit better like he gets out of his seat and jumps on stage and starts singing because i actually like the song

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 4 роки тому +27

      AGuyCalledJamal yeah i have to disagree with doug a bit. the literal transition effect they used was lame, the sloppy dissolve, but the dialogue was solid. reminded me of early simpsons episodes involving Grandpa Simpson and the voice actor for the grandpa isn't bad. He just sounds tired or bored. Like they used some shitty takes or didn't do enough takes when they recorded him.

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal 4 роки тому +8

      guthax30 fair enough

  • @AnimeMiner57
    @AnimeMiner57 8 років тому +2066

    I remember watching this special on Cartoon Network back in 2008.

  • @SpicyMB
    @SpicyMB 4 роки тому +437

    I remember they used to play this on Cartoon Network every year , and I used to think it was a classic film that everyone knew about. I surprisingly never got any confused looks from anyone.

    • @saggin4853
      @saggin4853 2 роки тому +25

      It honestly just brings me nostalgia. I just hits different.

    • @silvermeasuringspoons6462
      @silvermeasuringspoons6462 2 роки тому

      Discovering those UA-cam videos are such a blessing to me….. it’s the prove that there is nothing “wrong” to a childhood me who got annoyed by children movies lol

    • @cheyblake2475
      @cheyblake2475 Рік тому +1

      This aired on CARTOON NETWORK??

    • @kaijukid1443
      @kaijukid1443 Рік тому

      Same here

    • @Limpshot_McGee
      @Limpshot_McGee Рік тому +2

      I thought you meant they aired the Nostalgia Critic on Cartoon Network for a second

  • @nidoqueen106
    @nidoqueen106 4 роки тому +381

    Literally the only impressive thing in this movie is EVEN when being run over grandma NEVER spilled her mug of Hot Cocoa THAT is a damn good skill even more impressive than the dumb bottle flip challenge

  • @zackpumpkinhead8882
    @zackpumpkinhead8882 6 років тому +1692

    Nostalgia Critic is creepy when he's calm.

  • @nemesisbloodryche22
    @nemesisbloodryche22 8 років тому +956

    We need a band made of Nostalgia Critic, The Devil, Santa Christ and Jesus.... wow I never thought I'd ever say that

    • @Echoingsunflowers981
      @Echoingsunflowers981 7 років тому +10

      yes I would be totally a groupie

    • @darksev.6468
      @darksev.6468 7 років тому +34

      And Black Willy Wonka. Don'rt forget him.

    • @dannyfenlon2476
      @dannyfenlon2476 7 років тому +14

      Nemesis Bloodryche he is their manager

    • @mauracarstens6631
      @mauracarstens6631 7 років тому +14

      Nemesis Bloodryche Don't forget Devil boner or Chester the high hobo

    • @nemesisbloodryche22
      @nemesisbloodryche22 7 років тому +15

      Maura carstens huh? Oh wait a moment *clears throat* DEVIL BONER!

  • @digunder14
    @digunder14 4 роки тому +432

    apparently if critic represses his Christmas cheer, he turns into a Christmas themed version of the joker

    • @Bigbirdiscool
      @Bigbirdiscool 4 роки тому +14

      If not he turns into Jared Leno joker but without the sex toys and being an asshole, just being a jerk and scares you

    • @aztecwrrior1997
      @aztecwrrior1997 3 роки тому +7

      My question is how long did it take to put on the paint

    • @chloenieuwsma4846
      @chloenieuwsma4846 3 роки тому

      @@Bigbirdiscool my god.

    • @Bigbirdiscool
      @Bigbirdiscool 3 роки тому

      @@chloenieuwsma4846 am I wrong?

    • @Z_Viper08
      @Z_Viper08 3 роки тому

      He kinda reminds me of Arthur Fleck

  • @tristanmylo5299
    @tristanmylo5299 3 роки тому +218

    This movie went from
    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    to Grandma going missing for 9 months
    to Grandma having amnesia
    to Grandma getting kidnapped
    and to Grandma having to go to court.

    • @Mister_Oddity
      @Mister_Oddity Рік тому +18

      🎶Grandma got run-over by a reindeer🎵
      🎶She was missing for 9 months, so presumed dead🎵
      🎶She forgot who she was, then a kidnapping was lead, and Santa went to court you hear🎵

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 Рік тому +11

      @@Mister_Oddity With the kidnapped part, I'd like to point out the other elderly people in a bed with the main character's grandma in Santa's workshop. I think Santa and the elves had a Here-We-Go-Again conversation about it

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 Рік тому

      Death: *sees grandma still alive* why won't you die!?

  • @natkatmac
    @natkatmac 6 років тому +863

    Considering my grandmother was actually chased by a reindeer when she was hiking, I always enjoy this movie by association. It's a great joke within my family.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 років тому +34

      Your mother didn't cheat on your father with a mall santa did she?

    • @aguynamelex3146
      @aguynamelex3146 5 років тому +20

      @@jareththegoblinking3191 did that happen to you
      That explains a lot actually

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 років тому +13

      +A Guy name Lex No my mother was a giant beast and if she met Santa she would eat him

    • @aguynamelex3146
      @aguynamelex3146 5 років тому +3

      @@jareththegoblinking3191 ....

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 років тому +17

      The song itself became a great joke in my family after a deer got hit by my dad's car when he was driving my grandma home on Christmas Day.

  • @draconomicon6543
    @draconomicon6543 7 років тому +990

    But... I owned a globe when I was a kid. It was pretty awesome

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 7 років тому +28

      Draconfound, I had two one of the earth and one of the stars.

    • @xman5393
      @xman5393 7 років тому +13

      as did I... well... it was a small globe bank with a slot for coins ;0

    • @masterplusmargarita
      @masterplusmargarita 7 років тому +26

      So did I. Best freakin' thing. The surface of it was bumpy where all the big mountain ranges are and you could plug it in so it lit up from inside and rotated. I loved my globe.

    • @Eisdax
      @Eisdax 7 років тому +1

      +masterplusmargarita ... I wasn't sure about your profile pic, so I took a quick look at my desktop. Nnnnice. (´∀`)

    • @TMLCJLK
      @TMLCJLK 7 років тому +12

      Same and, in fact, I still have it on the shelf over my PC to this day. It’s an old one from even before the decolonization of Africa.

  • @johnnymoon
    @johnnymoon Рік тому +183

    I feel like part of the reason so many people remember this is the fact that Cartoon Network played this every year around Christmas for probably a decade.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo Рік тому +8

      They showed it a few days ago!

    • @johnnymoon
      @johnnymoon Рік тому +4

      @@Seantendo oh shit that’s dope.

    • @VidyaBros1
      @VidyaBros1 Рік тому +3

      Yeah I remember seeing it on a lot as a kid on Cartoon Network.

    • @topo6790
      @topo6790 Рік тому +4

      Remember seeing it as a kid In the early 2010’s

    • @welporajackwelp4899
      @welporajackwelp4899 Рік тому

      yes and i hated it everytime

  • @thegamingaristocrat7615
    @thegamingaristocrat7615 4 роки тому +233

    "Ladies and gentlemen, JESUS CHRIST ON THE ELECTRIC GUITAR!!!"
    Love that bit.

    • @juliansummers5983
      @juliansummers5983 3 роки тому +6

      Best thing EVER

    • @d.p.robertz657
      @d.p.robertz657 3 роки тому +14

      You applaud! You applaud, goddammit! HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS!!!

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 роки тому +2

      @@juliansummers5983 yeah? how about this one i say when i'm pissed "Jesus Christ Eating a Pita Pocket!"

  • @derpyburgerjr.5634
    @derpyburgerjr.5634 5 років тому +1626

    "Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa" was obviously the best song of the special

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 років тому +37

      Derpy Burger Jr.
      Agreed

    • @bigdaddycaleb1654
      @bigdaddycaleb1654 4 роки тому +47

      I disagree. Grandpa's solo has gotten stuck in my head far more times.

    • @HououMinamino
      @HououMinamino 4 роки тому +30

      Agreed. I think it's the only reason I watch it. It cracks me up every time.

    • @hotwax9376
      @hotwax9376 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder if that part of it was intended as a parody of Miracle on 34th Street.

    • @J221.
      @J221. 4 роки тому +11

      I cringed so FUCKING hard when this is played

  • @deandewitt5403
    @deandewitt5403 6 років тому +425

    Whwn Grandma is first shown to be at the north pole, still in bed after nine months, there are 3 other beds shown in the same room. How many people does this Santa guy run over each here?

    • @CainMammadov
      @CainMammadov 4 роки тому +13

      I was surprised that Critic didn't point that out

    • @tykamen5588
      @tykamen5588 3 роки тому +2

      It must be a common thing for him

    • @Glisten456
      @Glisten456 3 роки тому +8

      I guess it was just a regular general hospital for the elves.
      Or people really like to spike their fruitcakes with "reindeer-nip"

    • @elizabethbingham9899
      @elizabethbingham9899 3 роки тому +2

      I agree that Grandma was at a hospital for the elves

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 3 роки тому +1

      Santa drinks & flies very often. It’s a bad habit, that he’s working on. Why do you think he sounds that way? He’s cranky, from sobriety

  • @deuceydee3506
    @deuceydee3506 Рік тому +197

    "Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa!"
    They were unreasonably confident that the crazy old man wouldn't just start cooking up a pot of soup instead.
    "I thought you said stew! I love stew."

    • @mirnanunez7925
      @mirnanunez7925 Рік тому

      actually, that sounds worse, since it means that Grandpa is gonna turns Santa's pants into a soup
      no one wants to taste the place where Santa's ass and crotch went.

    • @zvgamingandstuff7633
      @zvgamingandstuff7633 8 місяців тому +1

      Ok, that's hilarious

    • @TheBigJayAgenda
      @TheBigJayAgenda 7 місяців тому

      I don't think he even has any braincells to make a stew

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 7 місяців тому

      ​@@zvgamingandstuff7633Literally funnier than basically ANYTHING in this movie

  • @CH-uk1il
    @CH-uk1il Рік тому +146

    This kinda feels like the random kind of cartoon an elementary school teacher showed to their students during free time when there isn't homework.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Рік тому +4

      @jeffreyscott801 I remember I did too
      I was like 7

    • @ryanmeade6742
      @ryanmeade6742 Рік тому +3

      that very thing happened to me as a kid in elementary school.

    • @kaylasilverstein4137
      @kaylasilverstein4137 Рік тому +3

      You hit the nail on the head LOL. Luckily I had some good teachers that showed us movies like Bee Movie and Mulan and Surf’s Up when we didn’t have work to do instead of wasting time with something like this.

  • @AutobotTitan
    @AutobotTitan 6 років тому +936

    Doug could totally play the Joker in some insane Christmas special, I'd be down for that.

  • @jessthemess7595
    @jessthemess7595 8 років тому +668

    Oddly enough, I could watch this review over and over again and not get tired of it

  • @Bellywobble.996
    @Bellywobble.996 4 роки тому +102

    Tamera: Christmas is about love, beauty, and the acceptance of..
    Critic:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @patrickgowen324
      @patrickgowen324 3 роки тому +10

      Huh we supposed to accept AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Didn’t realize they existed

  • @TheKrensada
    @TheKrensada Рік тому +49

    I had a globe in my room as a kid. And I loved it. My grandpa got it for me for Christmas.

    • @immagonko4261
      @immagonko4261 Рік тому +9

      Same, my parents got me a globe and I was so happy lol

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Рік тому +5

      I had a light up globe. It disappeared from my room and ended up in my dad's workshop somehow. I might see if it still works sometime.

  • @leethompson-kolar6333
    @leethompson-kolar6333 8 років тому +287

    I owned a globe as a kid. I never used it, really, but I owned it.

    • @40GamesAG
      @40GamesAG 7 років тому +9

      I have a broken globe in my room. Glad to reinforce stereotypes!

    • @psychronia
      @psychronia 7 років тому +25

      I had a small one as a child. Mostly, it was used for monologuing about world domination. I was a James Bond villain fan.

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin 7 років тому +2

      Same

    • @Gojiragon
      @Gojiragon 7 років тому +7

      I had a fancy electronic one that had a special pen that could say every piece of info about the country, from the anthem right down to popular foods. it even told the news, if you updated every month or so.

    • @llersonMoreno-rz6by
      @llersonMoreno-rz6by 7 років тому

      Lee Thompson-Kolar same here

  • @oucyan
    @oucyan 8 років тому +272

    I owned a globe as a child.

  • @johnnythewalrus
    @johnnythewalrus 2 роки тому +91

    So I agree with what you said about granny. Granted, she's no Lola Bunny, but they definitely animated her much more..."fit" than most old grannies in animated shows.

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 Рік тому +3

      The voice is youthful too, it just sounds like a young woman imitating what an old woman sounds like.

    • @grizzly_manbanimation8436
      @grizzly_manbanimation8436 Рік тому +4

      Yeah she definitely has a lot more of a youthful vibe rather than old timer. I mean come on the way they drew the woman makes her look like she could rock a bikini for crying out loud. Her voice doesn’t even sound naturally aging either. It does sound like a young woman doing an impersonation of a granny voice.

    • @andrewbarton2590
      @andrewbarton2590 5 місяців тому

      The voice of Grandma to add is Susan Blu, known for voicing Aimee on Galaxy High (and a voice director for other shows).
      Cousin Mel is voiced by Michele Lee, better known for being an original cast member of Knots Landing (and the only one to be in every episode).

  • @raven3067
    @raven3067 2 роки тому +53

    Critic literally calls Grandma hot but doesn't realize how hot cousin Mel is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 Рік тому +5

      How is Mel related to the Spankenheimer's? She's called, "Cousin Mel" meaning she's Jake and Daphne's cousin, but she looks old enough to be their aunt.

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 7 місяців тому +11

      @@estebangutierrez160 well older cousins can be common (I should know all of my male cousins on my mom's side were already adults when I was born) but for all we know she could be the Dad's cousin or something

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@iHeartsNostalgiaPit I have a plethora of cousins I call "aunt" and "uncle"
      Because we have really big age gaps
      For example, I have a cousin on my mom's side named jeannie
      And she's over 30 years older than me
      So, I call her "aunt Jeannie"

    • @heatherreagan8078
      @heatherreagan8078 6 місяців тому

      @@estebangutierrez160 She could be the cousins of one of the parents.

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 4 місяці тому

      @@cheneethompson5756 I have alot of younger second cousins they really should be calling me Auntie *real name withheld* especially since I'm an only child

  • @jfkfromclonehigh8157
    @jfkfromclonehigh8157 5 років тому +593

    I’m seriously curious to see what cousin Mel would reveal if they just kept saying “aND”

    • @tysargent9647
      @tysargent9647 4 роки тому +49

      Pretty sure Mel would've crossed the moral horizon and said, "And I want that boy arrested for breach of contract! Officers, take him away, and ding-dong Grandma, too!"

    • @climber6420
      @climber6420 4 роки тому +48

      And , "iv been selling my body for money"

    • @RoachDoggJR.-
      @RoachDoggJR.- 4 роки тому +29

      @@climber6420 *AAAND?*

    • @bigdaddycaleb1654
      @bigdaddycaleb1654 4 роки тому +52

      Jake: And...
      Cousin Mel: And I can't stand people of color in my neighborhood. All that rap music and chicken fryin'

    • @98953812
      @98953812 4 роки тому +24

      @@bigdaddycaleb1654 *AAAAAAAAND?*

  • @Theshenanigan
    @Theshenanigan 6 років тому +327

    As a person in Kentucky, Our entire state burps.

  • @rocco_productionsmannott31
    @rocco_productionsmannott31 4 роки тому +85

    Jesus!
    I’m getting flashbacks of this film being on repeat every Christmas Eve on CN.
    Well.......
    This ones my guilty pleasure

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 Рік тому +72

    "Grandma's Killer Fruitcake" was another song on the 1992 album "Dr. Elmo's Twisted Christmas", along with Elmo's re-recording of the classic song that he did with his ex-wife Patsy. It also had "Grandma's Spending Christmas With The Superstars" which I remember hearing on the Dr. Demento show the following year. Elmo REALLY milked his creation for all it was worth, for as long as he possibly could. Yeesh!

  • @ScytheNeoX
    @ScytheNeoX 7 років тому +352

    Cartoon Network is playing this movie right now... no for real...

    • @dhnation4975
      @dhnation4975 7 років тому +3

      Scythe Sin the CW plays it too

    • @matheusalves9421
      @matheusalves9421 7 років тому +3

      I knew this movie through CN even when I was a kid. I remembered very little, but something that was in my head and I always asked myself "What the hell was that" was this bizarre song sequence at 20:10

    • @addadu8031
      @addadu8031 7 років тому +1

      every year they buy the rights to like three movies and always play them

    • @user-he6uf9go4q
      @user-he6uf9go4q 6 років тому +1

      Scythe Sin they did the cat in the hat

    • @rainbowkitty9247
      @rainbowkitty9247 6 років тому

      Also, no offense to people who like this movie, they've also played Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief.

  • @brandonthetoyandgamecollector
    @brandonthetoyandgamecollector 7 років тому +236

    Weird how every December on Cartoon Network, out of all their Christmas specials, this is the one they show every year for some reason

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 7 років тому +13

      i know why not the grinch or charlie brown

    • @brandonthetoyandgamecollector
      @brandonthetoyandgamecollector 7 років тому +18

      icecream hero cartoon network does show the grinch, just not very often, they don't even show the christmas specials that they would play every year no matter how old anymore

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 7 років тому

      Brandon Martinez oh ok

    • @ssfinch4761
      @ssfinch4761 7 років тому +2

      Brandon Martinez. Oh I know as teen the network did and I remember and tbh, after that, Im actually sick of seeing the grinch. I loved it up until almost every network was playing it several times during every few weeks. Hell, one network was even playing it while it wasn't even thanksgiving yet . There's a "love it so much you never can get tired of watching it." but also if you love it so much you watch it everytime it comes on but then you just get sick of it being played over and sick at seeing the sight of it. Once cable took over there's a lot to discredit any holiday short being a "special" anymore. And that goes for many.

    • @Mr_Deedeedoo
      @Mr_Deedeedoo 7 років тому

      what did they expect?

  • @smorge7435
    @smorge7435 4 роки тому +52

    12:47 we need a full version of this song

  • @arte0021
    @arte0021 2 роки тому +5

    Why didnt anybody joke about how Grandma's name is just Grandma. They even call her that in the trial

  • @ancel4452
    @ancel4452 7 років тому +348

    12:01
    I love how the police code for "Santa Clause is Real Syndrome" is 12-25.

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 6 років тому +13

      12-25 means "Similar Subject Record, Added Info Required"

    • @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy
      @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 6 років тому +6

      Ancel4 you know Claus is spelled without an E, clause with an E is for legal documents

    • @Mariokemon
      @Mariokemon 6 років тому

      and its christmas

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 5 років тому +2

      Ancel4 think a 12-25 is code for Christmas insanity like the critic does at the end

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 2 роки тому

      @@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy We've got to blame Tim Allen for everyone spelling Santa's name wrong after that movie came out.

  • @mikethegrunty5968
    @mikethegrunty5968 7 років тому +174

    This is a major guilty pleasure. I know it's dumb as hell, but I keep coming back to it

  • @miyuruify
    @miyuruify 5 років тому +51

    12:33 she speaks like the grandma from 'Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe In Santa'

    • @BELLA-mf6hb
      @BELLA-mf6hb 4 роки тому +3

      Oh no, it's spreading... The horror!! 😩

  • @daniellevinson6975
    @daniellevinson6975 Рік тому +15

    3:08 💯
    1) She aged *extremely* well.
    2) She's exceptionally healthy.
    3) It's strikingly obvious she was a knock-out in her youth.

    • @cameliongrim183
      @cameliongrim183 Рік тому +1

      To each their own, but what you said brought back the thought of a infamous UA-camr who was arrested and escaped. I believe his name was something-chan, I can't put my finger on it

  • @AdmiralAwsm
    @AdmiralAwsm 7 років тому +612

    Our modern image of Santa is an amalgamation of St. Nicholas, the Norse god Odin, and Coca Cola advertising .

    • @llersonMoreno-rz6by
      @llersonMoreno-rz6by 7 років тому +3

      Fbuh don't forget kids becoming stubborn

    • @ediable8309
      @ediable8309 7 років тому

      And the tomte

    • @TimberNightSong
      @TimberNightSong 7 років тому +37

      Before Jesus had anything to do with it, Christmas was simply the celebration of Winter harvest and people had extra food that they had no more space in storage so they made big feasts and exchanged it to each other as gifts. Around that time of year, the Norse God, Odin goes riding in his flying chariot, driven by reindeer and people would leave treats for the elk in their snow boots by their front doors and Odin would leave a present for them. The material gifts were things they made for each other, like scarves and sweaters to keep warm.

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 7 років тому +19

      Actually, he's a combination of the Dutch Christmas character Sinterklaas, and England's Father Christmas

    • @heroontherock
      @heroontherock 6 років тому +4

      Watch the Adam Ruins Everything Christmas special and that will solve the problem

  • @jacobdavis5722
    @jacobdavis5722 7 років тому +299

    Actually didn't the Powerpuff Girls move to "the town of Cityville" in one episode? Not a big issue, just curious.

    • @thesunflowerseedenthusiast2481
      @thesunflowerseedenthusiast2481 7 років тому

      Jacob Davis no it was the city of townsville . big difference.

    • @ethanciotti554
      @ethanciotti554 7 років тому +5

      Town and Out was actually pretty realistic, but I do understand why people hate that episode.

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 7 років тому +17

      The did move to a place called the Town of Cityville in one episode

    • @DreamBelief
      @DreamBelief 7 років тому

      +i like sunflower seeds townsville? Woah. My uncle lives there in Queensland, Australia. It's full of bogans sadly, so others I know there find it isolating and upsetting.

    • @danieltapia8353
      @danieltapia8353 7 років тому

      Kayleigh Brown

  • @urielgarduno8593
    @urielgarduno8593 3 роки тому +14

    That scene which jake says “you said it, not me” with the long pause never happened on the tv version

  • @infinityzer054
    @infinityzer054 3 роки тому +10

    25:05
    “Many people got seizures form the this.....really bold move against existence I might say”

  • @PyroGothNerd
    @PyroGothNerd 8 років тому +262

    I owned a globe. I liked looking at the countries....and I had a crush on Jack Spicer from Xiolin Showdown, so I used to pretend I was tricking him into thinking I was giving him good world domination advice.
    ......Yes. I was pretend plotting world domination....I wasn't good at it back then, though.

    • @TheAncestor6
      @TheAncestor6 8 років тому +15

      yesss! I knew I wasnt the only one with a globe!
      also thats a cute story, it reminded me of my crush on bulma from dragon ball when i was little /)~(\

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 8 років тому +1

      Now that sounds cool, it reminds of the things I did as a kid too :)

    • @Noel-fi7lj
      @Noel-fi7lj 8 років тому +4

      Here's some advice in case you still want to take over the world:
      1. Create a massive time machine.
      2. Become the leader of either China or Russia.
      3. Conquer the past.

    • @PyroGothNerd
      @PyroGothNerd 8 років тому +5

      Sir Noel Invade Russia last. Everyone who tries to invade Russia ends up with their military freezing to death.
      Also, everyone has their eyes on both of those countries, so everyone would freak out if they saw the changes made to the country and massive military building.
      Also, time machine is too risky. I might accidentally create a time paradox, or prevent my own birth.

    • @Noel-fi7lj
      @Noel-fi7lj 8 років тому +1

      PyroGothNerd The time machine is necessary because nowadays everyone is way too anti world conquest.

  • @halcionkoenig243
    @halcionkoenig243 6 років тому +269

    That ending....
    I'm deeply disturbed now.
    Thank you.

    • @PhoenixValkyrie
      @PhoenixValkyrie 5 років тому +17

      CUZ IT'S SNOWING, I LOVE SHOPPING, AND I FUFUFUFUFUFUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS

    • @LateBloomer_42o
      @LateBloomer_42o 5 років тому +9

      Disturbed?...I'm kinda sexually enticed now LMAO

    • @DJPonychan18
      @DJPonychan18 5 років тому +6

      I have that song on my SoundCloud Christmas songs playlists thy I play as a Christmas tradition. Thank you, doug

    • @autumbreeze1129
      @autumbreeze1129 5 років тому +1

      Well, that's what happens when you repress something so Strong for too long. Once released it will all come out at once, like fizzy drink when you shake the bottle a lot and quickly open it

    • @clinton8421
      @clinton8421 5 років тому +1

      And I'm deeply shaken up about it.

  • @stanleefanstanleefan2127
    @stanleefanstanleefan2127 7 місяців тому +11

    Really late to the party, but I am glad I discovered this guy. He balances emotional reactions with the technical/story wise thing the movie is doing right and wrong.

  • @Walrusman_180
    @Walrusman_180 4 роки тому +48

    3:19 that’s literally daphne from Scooby Doo. I don’t care what you say

  • @MadScientist512
    @MadScientist512 6 років тому +217

    4:18 "Fahrvergnuegen" translates to "The joy of driving" (literally driving-joy), so "F--kvergnuegen" would translate to... Not sure he realized how inadvertently extra-hilarious that was.

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 років тому +8

      MadScientist512
      Do tell

    • @Kimmy0721
      @Kimmy0721 4 роки тому +24

      @@RickyUzumaki993 the joy of f__king

  • @noenya8047
    @noenya8047 8 років тому +381

    I always heard about it because it airs on Cartoon Network every year

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 8 років тому

      I thought I knew it from somewhere

    • @PyroGothNerd
      @PyroGothNerd 8 років тому +10

      I hated it as a kid, too....along with that one bad new Frosty reboot starring Patrick Star.

    • @niggapendeluxe1682
      @niggapendeluxe1682 8 років тому +5

      Every fucking day in December

    • @mackenzielps
      @mackenzielps 8 років тому +1

      I'm pretty sure it was the reason I stopped watching Cartoon Network

    • @PyroGothNerd
      @PyroGothNerd 8 років тому +2

      Yeah yeah YEAH girl And that crappy Frosty reboot, too.

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 4 роки тому +32

    One: I really thought this special was a fever dream.
    Two: santa is a immortal that is clearly a reality warper and has a army with high end tech, what do you think would happen if you tried to sue him

  • @dragonpokemonlover237
    @dragonpokemonlover237 2 роки тому +30

    it’s become a bit of a tradition to binge watch all of the Christmas reviews

  • @TMLCJLK
    @TMLCJLK 7 років тому +1064

    I had a globe in my room when I was a kid. In fact, I still have. It is on the shelf over my PC.
    It’s an old one from even before the decolonization of Africa.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 6 років тому +54

      My, that's pretty old. Does it still work?

    • @thebusdriver1957
      @thebusdriver1957 6 років тому +105

      How would a globe not work? :?

    • @Medik2
      @Medik2 6 років тому +26

      TheBusDriver I guess if it cracked and lost it's fluid?

    • @thebusdriver1957
      @thebusdriver1957 6 років тому +63

      Fluid?

    • @marktheaustin
      @marktheaustin 6 років тому +97

      Medik is a meme It's a globe not a snow globe you doughnut

  • @thechandraraj6415
    @thechandraraj6415 7 років тому +53

    Everyone keeps talking about the globe, but am I the only one focused on the trumpet as big as half a child?!

  • @Autumnlight91
    @Autumnlight91 5 років тому +61

    Wait, the voice of the CEO guy is the same as the evil whaler from the titanic cartoon....
    This guy gets around playing bad dudes

    • @vochomurka6
      @vochomurka6 4 роки тому +5

      Brandon Wheeler in bad movies. That is really specific niche

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 3 роки тому +2

      He was Bo in Scooby Doo Zombie Island too

    • @alexnacud25
      @alexnacud25 3 роки тому

      @@vochomurka6 Or maybe he gets *off* from playing bad dudes

    • @sickboy7104
      @sickboy7104 3 роки тому

      The CEO guy is sorta neutral, though, isn’t he?

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 3 роки тому +1

      @@sickboy7104 Pretty much, he isn't part of Cousin Mel's schemes.

  • @digunder14
    @digunder14 4 роки тому +22

    to be fair, mel was intending to keep and spend the money on herself, so none would be going towards helping anyone

  • @johnalogue9832
    @johnalogue9832 7 років тому +681

    The funny thing is NC makes fun of the movie for taking the court language too seriously even though he probably would've been the one person tearing apart the scene for legal inaccuracies if they didn't.

    • @masterxehanort3
      @masterxehanort3 7 років тому +71

      There is smething called "moderation" ya know.

    • @mothboy4858
      @mothboy4858 7 років тому +14

      ProbeVoyages I feel like when he makes a comment like that he would be more joking about a kid's film being so faithful to reality, instead of making a legitimate criticism.

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 7 років тому +39

      It's almost like a court scene involving Santa being put on trial for murdering an old lady shouldn't have been made into a movie.

    • @LinkMarioSamus
      @LinkMarioSamus 6 років тому +5

      That's kinda the name of the game with NC: make fun of everything in every way possible.

    • @whiistlingwinds
      @whiistlingwinds 6 років тому +1

      ProbeVoyages uh v.

  • @tenor24sprayse
    @tenor24sprayse 8 років тому +324

    "I'm full of christmas semen, I don't know what it is but it's hot" I freakin' love that song... I will maybe play that song this on christmas after Elvis Presley's Christmas songs... I'll wonder how my family will react.

    • @ScytheNeoX
      @ScytheNeoX 8 років тому +9

      since you have that pic, i will ask:
      what happended to your pet snake?

    • @40kanon
      @40kanon 8 років тому +8

      I'd like to see that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @IsacPWNERXWilliams
      @IsacPWNERXWilliams 8 років тому

      +Mats Tenor YOU AGAIN!

    • @tenor24sprayse
      @tenor24sprayse 8 років тому +1

      Scythe Sin He died... I think, and he... I'm not really sure.

    • @tenor24sprayse
      @tenor24sprayse 8 років тому

      Isac Williams
      YEs, ME again.

  • @takeshikujo2909
    @takeshikujo2909 2 роки тому +21

    22:37 - 22:59 That’s my favorite part. Mainly because of NC screaming “Stop!” While waving his arm’s around, practically begging his joke to spare him.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 3 роки тому +25

    Grandma got ran over reindeer is definitely a Christmas classic in my eyes , it's just such a memorable oddity that I make sure to give a watch every Christmas season when I can.

  • @MrAkatsuki42
    @MrAkatsuki42 5 років тому +517

    I could just imagine the kid growing up and explaining to his kids how he knows that Santa is real. "Well you see son, Santa claus killed my grandma right in front of me. Yep he sure did, ran her with his sleigh right before tapping that as."

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 років тому +45

      And that children is the story on how me and your uncle ended up in an abusive orphanage

    • @thelonelywoodstock674
      @thelonelywoodstock674 4 роки тому +8

      Sadly, this would be me as a parent. Why? Because I'm a piece of shit.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 роки тому +1

      It's the story I tell my kids

    • @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers
      @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers Рік тому +1

      Hold on Santa did WHAT after hitting her with the sleigh

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mrcritical6751ah, how i met your mother!

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 6 років тому +136

    "ALVIIIN! Stop impersonating a Cityville cop!"
    "Hehehehehehehee!"
    HHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD

  • @jokane1724
    @jokane1724 4 роки тому +29

    as someone who used to watch this as a kid, I can officially say that, for a kid's movie, it's totally fine and was actually quite enjoyable for 6 year old me.

  • @archibaldwhitwerr1918
    @archibaldwhitwerr1918 4 роки тому +31

    I remember I used to watch this movie at my grandma's around Christmas.

    • @marvinthemaniac7698
      @marvinthemaniac7698 3 роки тому +1

      I was never allowed to watch this movie when it was on because my grandmother was visiting.

  • @drnmaria
    @drnmaria 5 років тому +583

    “Cityville.. isn’t that the place where the powerpuff girls usually fight?”
    PPG fans: IT’S TOWNS-
    “-I KNOW..it was just a joke.”
    PPG fans: Oh..

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 років тому +4

      drnmaria
      Lol

    • @NCTStudio
      @NCTStudio 4 роки тому +6

      What if it ISN'T?! THAT WILL MAKE A GOOD CAMEO APPEARANCE BY THE GIRLS!

    • @notworththeeffort830
      @notworththeeffort830 4 роки тому +34

      akchually at one point the professor did get a job in the Town of Citiesville, and they all moved there briefly, so its canon to the PPG universe.

    • @covenawhite4855
      @covenawhite4855 4 роки тому +1

      Actually it is Townsville

    • @anonymousinkproductions8624
      @anonymousinkproductions8624 4 роки тому +9

      NotWorth TheEffort
      We don’t talk about Town and Out

  • @rocklee7737
    @rocklee7737 6 років тому +210

    I. Am. *Slime.*

  • @extrasalt9053
    @extrasalt9053 Рік тому +13

    I've been imbued with a curse of a song from this movie randomly popping into my head for the last 20 years.

  • @KoyMcCloud
    @KoyMcCloud Рік тому +13

    26:52 Tamara's delivery of that line killed me. XD

  • @jj209th6
    @jj209th6 6 років тому +308

    "Ooh, Jingle Balls all the way!
    And Schwarzenegger's in it..."
    I'm dead

    • @WEB-0813
      @WEB-0813 4 роки тому +7

      JJ209th, this is also added to the folder of things critic said that can be taken out of context

    • @Bob_Bobstien
      @Bob_Bobstien 4 роки тому +2

      favorite part is him clicking it during the fade-out

  • @JaelinBezel
    @JaelinBezel 6 років тому +78

    Something that doesn't make any sense in movies like this: If there is a Santa, but none of the adults believe in him, then where do they think those extra presents came from?

    • @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22
      @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 5 років тому +3

      either Santa wipes their memories, or they just don't give a shit.

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider 4 роки тому +2

      If you run on the logic Polar Express runs, after a certain age, your whimsical wonder and wide-eyed innocence dissipates, making you forget that Santa does exist. It's almost like.. just kinda growing out of one phase and into another. You get that wonder back (kinda) when you have kids. Then grandkids.

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 4 роки тому +1

      Reverse Burgalry

  • @highasduck5282
    @highasduck5282 3 роки тому +8

    i was actually one of those weird kids that actually did have a globe. lmao

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 роки тому +2

      Me too. It was a lamp, and I think we still have it somewhere.

  • @chrismulwee4911
    @chrismulwee4911 2 роки тому +3

    You're wrong about the ending. Santa just misses her the second time. She DOES get up and is perfectly fine.

  • @skyrimosity7842
    @skyrimosity7842 8 років тому +39

    "Old broad got run over by a reindeer" Favorite part

  • @JoshuaRastia
    @JoshuaRastia 5 років тому +114

    ....I wonder if that song at the end is what really killed Sears

  • @Sm1thWessonAndMe
    @Sm1thWessonAndMe 2 роки тому +4

    OMFG that music video at the end! I thought the epilepsy warning at the beginning was just a joke! So awesome!

  • @dillonohlemiller401
    @dillonohlemiller401 Рік тому +9

    This special is 22 years old now

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Рік тому +1

      I first saw it when I was 7
      And it was on PBS kids, or one of those other kiddie channels
      Holy crap, I'm old!

  • @TheDiamondSwordsmen
    @TheDiamondSwordsmen 6 років тому +175

    13:25 Where's the table?
    13:27 Oh, now Grandpa's in the table.
    13:30 Now the table finally following the laws of physics.
    13:32 Now the table and everything else is gone?
    15:01 Now everything is back...
    15:04 The way that pen was passed could only mean Grandpa is now sitting next to Mel. THIS TABLE MAKES NO SENSE!

    • @Medik2
      @Medik2 6 років тому +4

      The table teleporter!

    • @tshoemake5945
      @tshoemake5945 6 років тому +4

      This whole film doesn't make sense, what do you expect?

    • @DinoGoofHybridHero7531
      @DinoGoofHybridHero7531 6 років тому

      Medik is a meme a Tableporter

  • @studiobonessmosh
    @studiobonessmosh 7 років тому +370

    Normal version:
    Grandma: "Jake, do you think I should sell the store?"
    Jake: "Are you kidding? I love this place!"
    Good version:
    Grandma: "Jake, (from statefarm) do you think I should sell the store?"
    Jake: "Uh... Khakis?"

  • @sirmumbopxiv3084
    @sirmumbopxiv3084 4 роки тому +18

    The moment I heard Doug being all calm, I sensed an outburst the likes of which we've never seen within this video

  • @whataboutit1430
    @whataboutit1430 Рік тому +11

    This is one of the funniest reviews they did, so many quick jokes, so fucking funny and rewatchable. It always gets me laughing embarrassingly loud. Its like a true christmas gift. Just keeps on giving, even after all these years.

  • @gummyvoid
    @gummyvoid 7 років тому +188

    Grandmas Gonna Sue The Pants Offa Santa

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 7 років тому +22

      Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa! He knows the law is on his side (on his side)!!!

    • @thinkdumb
      @thinkdumb 6 років тому +4

      That's what Grandmas gonna do

    • @pacman5698
      @pacman5698 6 років тому +6

      THIS MAILBOX IS MINE

    • @400subswithoutvidschalleng3
      @400subswithoutvidschalleng3 6 років тому +4

      Isa V on hish shide

    • @cdh0879
      @cdh0879 6 років тому +2

      CMC 123 Vamanos✌

  • @alfredfjones671
    @alfredfjones671 7 років тому +154

    The moment when you are german and nearly spit out your drink over his Idea of a german porn movie with the name Spankenheimer
    I just lost it, couldn´t get myselt to stop laughing
    but you really don´t wanna know what real pornos are called in german
    trust me

    • @Senjuina77
      @Senjuina77 7 років тому +3

      Alfred F Jones I hear ya XD

    • @tearoses9940
      @tearoses9940 7 років тому +10

      Alfred F Jones Woah I didn't realize there were Hetalia fans in Germany :3

    • @randomcringeyyoutuber6750
      @randomcringeyyoutuber6750 6 років тому +1

      Alfred F Jones I want to know

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 6 років тому +5

      There is the infamous "Stromkastenporno". It's so bizarre, it gives The Room a run for it's money.

    • @Chilla001
      @Chilla001 6 років тому +3

      Out of curiosity (for research purposes) could you give me some translations?

  • @KarstensCreationsKC
    @KarstensCreationsKC 4 роки тому +18

    17:31
    Really surprised that NC didn't lose it there over the facts that Grandma is portrayed laying on her back when previously there were multiple shots of her being run over as she was laying in the snow face down...

  • @childecamehome7149
    @childecamehome7149 4 роки тому +26

    Doug is rather... strange when he's calm. Comparatively, its like he's on something.. GIVE ME EXPLOSIONS AND RAGE ANY DAY!

  • @razrentals8897
    @razrentals8897 6 років тому +224

    The three fingers in this movie kills me. In animation you typically draw animated characters with three fingers because it can be difficult to animate 4 fingers. Figuring out where each finger can be hard and look clumsy, so they cut a finger out to simplify things. In this cartoon however every character is drawn to look as realistic as they possibly can. Their clothes and bodies are overly detailed. There's nothing really cartoony about the characters so it's really jarring to give them all claw hands. The hands look even more like claws because instead of giving their hands the same width of a normal hand with 3 fingers, they cut off a whole 1/4 of their hand.

    • @gankhef5564
      @gankhef5564 6 років тому +8

      Ha, you're right. Now I can't help but see it.

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 5 років тому +12

      Am I the only one who counts thumbs as fingers?

    • @adrina6727
      @adrina6727 5 років тому +1

      Na i do to

    • @placiidpunk4196
      @placiidpunk4196 5 років тому

      I swear i never noticed how mabu fingers they had. Its a bit unnearving

    • @thealgerian3285
      @thealgerian3285 5 років тому +2

      I was about to comment about this too, the 4 fingers hands are really creepy in this.

  • @lucas23453
    @lucas23453 7 років тому +125

    I actually quite liked this movie... then again this is my childhood movie, so its protected by a layer of nostalgia.

    • @blazekyn813
      @blazekyn813 7 років тому +1

      Lucas Edwards *blow his brains out*their one less in the room

    • @lucas23453
      @lucas23453 7 років тому +3

      but im a badly written character, my continuity is broken, Therefore i cannot die.

    • @blazekyn813
      @blazekyn813 7 років тому +1

      Lucas Edwards wait there one thing that can kill you

    • @augustwest5356
      @augustwest5356 7 років тому +1

      Blake Neto
      hahahaha! not even kind of funny! actually, its second hand unfunny. the "chill pill patch" thing wasn't funny or clever to begin with, but trying to build a "joke" off that is even more terrible.

    • @chronospammer2073
      @chronospammer2073 6 років тому +1

      I thought their little back and forth in the comments was kind of funny. You don't see much of that in the comment section.

  • @thomasbalvers010
    @thomasbalvers010 2 роки тому +3

    'F***ing Love Christmas' is now a personal Christmas tradition to me. Listening and singing along for days!

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 4 роки тому +23

    That song at the end is literally me on December 1st XD

  • @captainoftherossgnostic208
    @captainoftherossgnostic208 5 років тому +74

    You know what I noticed, I noticed that there are two other people in Santa's hospital, so he's also been holding other people besides grandma no first name.

    • @iambored5898
      @iambored5898 2 роки тому +4

      I think they are elf’s in the bed

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Рік тому +2

      @@iambored5898 well they will be, Santa’s gotta do some amputating first

  • @RockMasterEXE
    @RockMasterEXE 7 років тому +21

    "The old broad got run over by a reindeer. Lousy Bitch was blinder than a one eyed horse!" - FULL SONG PLS! I was dying...

  • @ErifOnaclovNusDer
    @ErifOnaclovNusDer 4 роки тому +3

    Personally, this episode has become a traditional Christmas special for me. Not for the "Grandma got run over by a reindeer", but the Christmas rock song at the end. The first part is there for the setup.
    Thanks again for this!

  • @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire
    @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire 3 роки тому +2

    The day grandma realized the hard way that Santa is a secret Dark Souls boss.

  • @hugeguy8714
    @hugeguy8714 8 років тому +115

    dude its townsville get it rig- oh

    • @ethancron
      @ethancron 8 років тому +1

      +Mr. Game & Watch NIGHTVALE!!!!!!!

    • @JangoFox
      @JangoFox 8 років тому +1

      +Mr. Game & Watch CITIESVILLE

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 8 років тому

      METROPOLISVILLE

    • @bluepeach5010
      @bluepeach5010 8 років тому +3

      PONYVILLE!!! JOSH DARN IT!!

    • @beeholder1160
      @beeholder1160 8 років тому +3

      aBunchOfBigBuildingsCloseTogetherVILLE

  • @Jeremy_theGent
    @Jeremy_theGent 7 років тому +55

    4:44
    I had a globe! Still have it, actually. I used to spin it around, close my eyes and point, and pretend I was going on vacation wherever I pointed. Lot of ocean trips...

    • @Logitah
      @Logitah 7 років тому +8

      And let me guess, lots and lots of diving?

  • @mabelpines1225
    @mabelpines1225 4 роки тому +30

    I was probably one of the few kids that actually had a globe in their room.

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 2 роки тому +4

    Elmo Shropshire should never have said yes to turning his classic song into an animated movie. The song and it's follow-up "Grandma's Spending Christmas With The Superstars" are all fine and good, but this movie was completely unnecessary and does NOT need to exist. So thanks to you Critic for tearing it apart the way you did!