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Supposedly, most of the dialogue clips for the grandmother that were sent in got corrupted but the creators of this "film" (If you could call it that) decided to use those sound files anyway. I can't confirm if this is true or not.
rayman 308 I already know of one... Old Fashioned. Mainly because you actually get some enjoyment out of the shit factor of it all... But that movie... That movie, there is no enjoyment, only sadness and pain for the viewer. (And not in the good way.) Regardless, Dear God the animation is awful in this movie. I think they took the phrase "I was frozen today!" A little too seriously.
Some of the most memorable and inspirational animated Movie quotes of all time: “Just remember, you’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” -Christopher Robin, Poohs Grand Adventure “I’m never going back, the past is in the past!” -Elsa, Frozen “All it takes is Faith and Trust, and a little bit of Pixie Dust.” -Peter Pan, Peter Pan “Oh yes, the past can hurt, but the way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it.” -Rafiki, The Lion King “And when I’m old and I’ve had my fun, I’ll sell my inventions, so that everyone can be a Superhero! And when everyone’s Super, no one will be.” -Syndrome, the Incredibles “When Life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming!” -Dory, Finding Nemo And of course: “Ichockesgkahbdyesjtgdjjvkdkbbenjejgegkaollljsiuehbbndjjshgsuiqikqqknsjkalabbhgdkii.” -Grandma, the Rapsittie Street Kids
One of the producer's daughters said in an interview that the weird jumbled talking from the grandmother was a result of a corrupted audio file of the grandma's voice actress and no one caught the error in time.
Fun fact: The producer of this film (who also has a history in internet scams) dumped $500,000 into the making of this pile of garbage and didn't even check on its production. It didn't help that he decided to produce the film domestically instead of outsourcing it or blowing what little of a budget it had on the voice actor's paychecks. He didn't see it until the one and only time that it aired on T.V. Oh, and also Whitney Houston even made a soundtrack for this special that has yet to resurface from the deepest depths of obscurity that this special is wrecked in.
Poob K *tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/TheRapsittieStreetKidsBelieveInSanta *thenewpropaganda.tumblr.com/post/145891729831/i-told-the-story-of-the-production-of-rapsittie
One of the investors was refunded his money because somebody had a conscience. Another well known UA-camr critics group did an involved take on the whole fiasco and all involved. They show the online content that outlined the entire story but I don't think you can pull that up anymore.
I love how the page says about the grandma in the end "to which she responds with laughter-screaming gibberish and the word "Christmas", pronounced with a weird accent." 😂 LMAO even Wikipedia couldn't even save their asses.
As someone who is finishing a three year course in animation... this is worse than what our first years would make. In that, it actually takes effort to put in this little effort. As paradoxical as that may sound.
I think avoiding all the correct things to do is what happen here. Home improvement has this episode where Tim Taylor wins an award for showing all the things NOT to do when home improving.
I figure it was a tax scam. Studios use losing money films to write off tens of millions of tax liabilities every year. Green Lantern earned WB 2.9mil in tax write offs, per million, the movie lost. It lowered the companies effective tax rate by 4%, so close to 1/6th off of what they should have paid.
Martin Nell, I don't even know what your comment was, I'd just like to let you know that some glitch on UA-cam is causing the comment to display as a comment I made on Critic's review of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer yesterday. And then when I expand it to see the replies, it displays as another top comment from the same video -- "Wow Daphne hit some hard times for Christmas since the group broke up."
"It was by far the worst Christmas special I'd ever seen, but the internet said 'hold my beer' and found something worse." That line killed me so hard because it's so fing true. The internet will always find something worse.
I knew you were going you were going to say WTDGTD when you started out with it being the worst thing in animation ever. Which is true: that movie is the film version of really bad tacos keeping you on the toilet all night; long, painful, and lightly smelling of rotted cheese.
Debra Wilson who voiced the grandma, confirmed in an interview with Polygon that the sound of her character was actually intentional. “They were like, ‘Great-grandma is disheveled; she can’t get her words together,’” says Wilson. “So that had to be in the script. That’s not audio. That’s me. I can tell the difference. That’s me.”
Okay, I won't lie, I don't know the first thing about how audio files for character dialogue are stored or handled. But they, uh, sound like something that should always be checked - and fixed if necessary. Like, unless the corruptions were noticed on the day the special was supposed to air, they have no excuse as to why they couldn't listen to or fix the audio. Um, I wasn't rude was I?
Kayla W. Not at all, as someone who took tons of a.v. / broadcasting and made multiple commercials and short films, you always need to check everything about a project before it goes out. It shouldn’t even be that hard to check audio files honestly.
Apparently, the progress of the animators was never checked on by the executive producer. The first time he saw the animation was on the day the movie was supposed to air. He was probably thinking "WTF did I just spend all my money on"
How much do you bet that the "SHUT THAT DOOR" line was actually just Mark Hamill forgetting that his mic was on and yelling at someone for coming into the recording studio? The editors probably just thought it was so hilarious that they decided to put it into the movie.
Y'all don't need jesus.....Y'all need Dingo Pictures... Srsly tho they're an EVEN WORSE ANIMATION COMPANY Shoutout to Phelous for introducing us to the lowest common denominator *EVER* to assault the cinematic world!!
This is one of those terrible movies that only show up once every 1000 Years. The planets have to align just perfectly during a solar eclipse to even spawn such an atrocity.
Mattteus I actually know something worse than this, but I'm not going to give Doug Walker the satisfaction. There are some things that should not be reviewed.
I am certain that was just a lot of good voice actors that got together, got high one night and started this as a joke. Then had to go through with it as punishment. There is no other way.
@@louisduarte8763 I hope he used Laputa's weapons of mass destruction to obliterate evrry copy. Shit, that Hamill reference might have been _too_ obscure. Uh... he remembered Guyver over this?
That girl song haunted me for 20 years. I couldn't remember the name of the movie until a few months ago.. my God.. it just as horrifying as it was when I seen it air on broadcast. Horrible but I couldn't look away.. I had to watch this fire.
Yeah, I loved the song but it haunted me because I couldn't remember the name of the movie or anything..because I caught mid broadcast 😅 the animation was freaky but I couldn't look away. For 20 years I would hum "look at me look and you'll see the best kid in the world" the internet search wasn't AS great as it is now.. and Noone knew wth I was talking about.
This is a troll movie, I’m calling it. There’s no way you have so many big name actors and not have one of them ask “why does the animation look like the whole thing took a week?” If this was actually taken seriously.
It is possible they had no idea what the animation looked like when they gave the voice. If that's the case I would love to see their reactions to seeing the special for the first time.
It's impossible for me to escape the idea.... Casting Director- "Hey guess what? I got us a great cast and still have $10 left over of the casting budget" Director- "That was the budget for the ENTIRE film! Now we only have $10 for the animation"
Given Nancy Cartwright's producing credit and the insanely high budget voice cast, I think this whole movie was one giant money laundering scheme for Scientology.
You know, this could have been good. A simple slice of life kind of story following a group of kids, enjoying the holidays, learning about friendship, family, the spirit of giving, compassion, and what is truly valuable during Christmas. We got this instead 🙃
When I see these terribly animated things, I remember Veggietales started in the early 90s with only a few guys in their basement. Just goes to show what passion and time do to a project.
@Mr.Nate_YT yea... you dont want to use a extremely basic 3d modeling software that no one has used before. Extremely cheap software to. Lie to investors. Honestly look up the story of the studio behind this
Imagine If You Were Sleeping, And On 3:00 AM, Someone Knocks On The Door On Your House, And You Woke Up, And Then The Door Is Smashed, And You Hear Steps On The Floor Downstairs, On The Stairs And The Floor Upstairs, And Then Your Door Is Smashed, And It's The Elf, And Says "Why Weren't You At Elf Practice?!", And He Has A Knife And A Gun. Imagine How Creepy That Would Be...
"A kid accidentally drops a mailing letter for Santa Claus to his crush, who threw away her teddy bear, and somehow learns to believe in Santa." This is the synopsis copied from IMDb, and even whoever wrote this doesn't have a clue what's going on here.
The One Who Eats Lemons Either that, or they turned to everyone else being like "Do we really need to acknowledge that this... THING... even existed in the first place?"
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your Father. Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! Vader: No... I a- “SHUT THAT DOOR!”
This film actually had a pretty damn big budget. The animation studio, however, was a scam setup. They took the money, and made shit. If you look more into the head of the animation studio, he's done even more shady shit.
I'm serious. Watch the second half of RebelTaxi's video on the movie for more info on it. He goes into quite a bit of details with it. It involves lies, scams, and Scientology. It's an insane story.
Thanks for letting me know this sounds crazy and amazing (not in a good way). But I will say one thing about it. I would totally watch the live action movie based off this story. Just like James Franco's version of The Room.
Red Lantern Reviews probably, although now I am afraid you gave the unloved on the Internet a place to spoil it. Don’t worry though, I don’t blame you.
Red Lantern Reviews I know. And I trust that you are a respectable human being. I’m just saying that someone out there may find this and think “Time to be a terrible person.”
I love watching this review every Christmastime! Makes me laugh all the time! 9:32, wtf?? I also laughed really hard when he included that nutty professor clip! "Somebody better call an exorcist!" Me: LOL!
The only way I could see "SHUT THAT DOOR" actually working, would be in Home Alone 2 *"KEVIN! YOU SPENT 973 DOLLARS ON ROOM SERVICE!?"* "Shut that door!"
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Merry Christmas Channel Awesome
scientology doug, scientology
CHRISTMAS
Channel Awesome you brave braaave maaan!
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"Fjhytstyvkhfrydjlbrwchokcruyigicteyhklvihublhkhoijljpgudrtwfhjckjgcryudkhjtrsffisrydlhjcurysktogucyrudigjufyatduwtyd"
-Ricky's Great-Grandmother
Ryan Spees No wiser words were never spoken ;u;
Couldn't have said it better myself!
She should write Trumps speeches
My favorite is ngrnegntynrhtnhjty jtjneg *CHRIIIIISTMAS*
Supposedly, most of the dialogue clips for the grandmother that were sent in got corrupted but the creators of this "film" (If you could call it that) decided to use those sound files anyway. I can't confirm if this is true or not.
It’s not a movie. It’s a corrupted PS1 cutscene that goes for an hour.
Rakk did Phoenix games do this
Rakk It was animated by one guy who worked on the Matrix Reloaded video game. The budget was 4-6 million dollars. True story
Rakk If this was animated using FFVII gameplay graphics it would look far better.
HOLD MY FUCKING BEER, I CAN FIND A MOVIE THATS WORSE!
rayman 308 I already know of one... Old Fashioned.
Mainly because you actually get some enjoyment out of the shit factor of it all... But that movie... That movie, there is no enjoyment, only sadness and pain for the viewer. (And not in the good way.)
Regardless, Dear God the animation is awful in this movie. I think they took the phrase "I was frozen today!" A little too seriously.
This animation makes Foodfight look like a Pixar film
True
It's not disturbing like Foodfight though.
I think anything that looks worse then Foodfight should be flamed.
Agreed
I wish I could say that was wrong.
When grandma said: “igtyihirggirwviefbiefvierivdfibvwrivhiaefirtnisdvidgibsriviargifeibdgibwrkbifsbisrigbistigietgiCHRISTMAS” I felt that
That is the best quote to describe this movie.
Word when she said that it was so fire. lyrical genius ?? and can talk like a cyborg?😮😂
Is that welsh.
@@xtremeCJxxx u cant lie it was pretty fire tho , lyrical genius ? Grandma sure is
Did you?
Thanos: I am inevitable
Tony Stark: And I, am- *SHUT THAT DOOR!*
_Did you mean:_
*Shut the front door*
YESSS!! Your a genius!! XD
Thanos: I am inevitable
Grandma: *huhgmdughmdughdihguh*
yeah
Darthvader: _Luke, I’m the-_ *_S H U T T H A T D O O R_*
“Shit. The grandma audio files are corrupted. Can we re-record?”
“Fuck that. Sounds fine. Put it in.” -The Director, probably
*SHUT THAT DOOR!*
*Debra Wilson:* What have you done?! Are you trying to keep me from getting hired by other studios?! I should fire my agent.
I swear the grandma is Madea having a stroke
According to TheMysteriousMrEnter, she had actual dialogue. But for whatever reason, it was cut to pieces like it is.
I think it might actually be some sort of faintly racist joke but perhaps I just want to apply all evils to something that looks so hellish.
This is some
"Pizza is aggressive" level of animation...
actually this is worse.
HELL SPOONtheJojoMain whats sad is that this comment is no exaggeration, the jimmy nutron actually has better graphics.
How dare you compare that masterpiece to this...
HELL SPOONtheJojoMain
Holy shit, your fucking right! The Jimmy nutrin animation is even better then this!
Because Nutrin was another project. We're not talking about Jimmy Neutron.
*BOND WITH ME JIMMY*
If you’re ever insecure about your art, remember that this exists.
The bar has been put so low by this movie it’s literally below hell.
👏👏👏👏
The bar is so low, one of those flash animations done by a 12 year old on newgrounds would be nominated for an oscar
I do feel better about my drawing skills. Thank you!
You have inspired me to *SHUT THAT DOOR*
Sometimes I think I draw pretty badly but then I remember this exists and then I realize I actually didn't do half bad all things considered.
"Oh grandma died. Get the shovel"
“We really should be digging. Her legs have already left this world, the rest of her can’t be far behind”
At least she's freed from this CG nightmare. XD
_"Every time a minute of this plays, a Pixar animator kills himself."_
_~Nostalgia Critic 2017_
TotallyNotFake And it's easy to see why!
TotallyNotFake That is so true
I literally lost it when Great Grandma started "speaking"..I have yet to recover
Oh ho ho ho ajshcbzhnidohfbiuvonuizscnisbhkfshnxoiusac CHRISTMAS
MsmanahajakwmsgshksuzhsnshshajjakforaERDERID
i wish there was copy of the script
i want to know what was she supposed to say, what was her original "dialogue"
and what was the direction
I laughed so hard, I accidentally sprayed my laptop screen with spit. XD
I'm surprised I'm still alive after laughing so hard! Lol!
I laughed my ass off at 19:40 as well!
“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS, Nooooo thank you.” Best Christmas line ever.
You know what Infinity War needed at the end?
*SHUT THAT DOOR*
AJ Jackson I’m sorry.. [dusts]
*SHUT THAT DOOR*
YayDude123 that didn’t age well
*"I'll give you the rent when you shut this DAMN DOOR!"*
You should've gone for the *SHUT THAT DOOR*
[Thanos]: You... You should've...
[Mark Hamill]: *ShUt ThAt DoOr*
*SHUT THAT DOOR!*
Now open it, I gotta take a quick outside piss.
*slam*
new meme?
I chime in with a...
The Channel that keeps on giving!
Some of the most memorable and inspirational animated Movie quotes of all time:
“Just remember, you’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”
-Christopher Robin, Poohs Grand Adventure
“I’m never going back, the past is in the past!”
-Elsa, Frozen
“All it takes is Faith and Trust, and a little bit of Pixie Dust.”
-Peter Pan, Peter Pan
“Oh yes, the past can hurt, but the way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it.”
-Rafiki, The Lion King
“And when I’m old and I’ve had my fun, I’ll sell my inventions, so that everyone can be a Superhero! And when everyone’s Super, no one will be.”
-Syndrome, the Incredibles
“When Life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming!”
-Dory, Finding Nemo
And of course:
“Ichockesgkahbdyesjtgdjjvkdkbbenjejgegkaollljsiuehbbndjjshgsuiqikqqknsjkalabbhgdkii.”
-Grandma, the Rapsittie Street Kids
Here is you're award for most creative comment I've seen today
Don't forget:
SHUT THAT DOOR!
-Nicole's Dad
That last one touched me, smh
“You always win when you are good.”
-Narrator, The Christmas Tree
@@fredarok579 Also, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY" -Headbanging dog-loving kid.
I love it how the crew behind this Christmas special spent almost their entire budget on voice actors.
And Nothing else
It explains why the effects are awful and the plot was non existent.
One of the producer's daughters said in an interview that the weird jumbled talking from the grandmother was a result of a corrupted audio file of the grandma's voice actress and no one caught the error in time.
Are you sure it wasn’t they were too lazy to fix it sounds like more sense?
@@RyanBurgerplays They were lazy enough to steal footage from Foodfight, any feat of laziness sounds possible at this point.
@@samuelbutton7185 Not sure if you're joking, but this came before Foodfight! came out.
I wish that explained enough to make it ok.
Oh, that explains everything. If they would've fixed that one mistake, this would've been the best special ever...yeahhhhh...no.
I have literally no doubt in my mind that this entire thing was just an inside joke between the voice actors
that actually makes alot more sense
I was thinking the same thing
One of the voice actors were one of producers.
Maybe its how they laundered some cash?
True. This was a one obligated terrible movie all actors have to make thing lol
Fun fact: The producer of this film (who also has a history in internet scams) dumped $500,000 into the making of this pile of garbage and didn't even check on its production. It didn't help that he decided to produce the film domestically instead of outsourcing it or blowing what little of a budget it had on the voice actor's paychecks. He didn't see it until the one and only time that it aired on T.V. Oh, and also Whitney Houston even made a soundtrack for this special that has yet to resurface from the deepest depths of obscurity that this special is wrecked in.
Preston Dixon Whitney Houston? She's suffered way too much in this life to see her name attached to this.
Show me the source please
Poob K *tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/TheRapsittieStreetKidsBelieveInSanta
*thenewpropaganda.tumblr.com/post/145891729831/i-told-the-story-of-the-production-of-rapsittie
One of the investors was refunded his money because somebody had a conscience. Another well known UA-camr critics group did an involved take on the whole fiasco and all involved. They show the online content that outlined the entire story but I don't think you can pull that up anymore.
"and his great-grandmother tells him a very unintelligible life lesson."
-Wikipedia (I'm not kidding) 🤣
Really? Lol!
You know a movie has problems when even Wikipedia can't be neutral about it.
The Wikipedia page also has this gem: "The special ends with Nicole's father sharply instructing them to close the front door."
@@arbuckle6103 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how the page says about the grandma in the end "to which she responds with laughter-screaming gibberish and the word "Christmas", pronounced with a weird accent."
😂 LMAO even Wikipedia couldn't even save their asses.
As someone who is finishing a three year course in animation... this is worse than what our first years would make. In that, it actually takes effort to put in this little effort. As paradoxical as that may sound.
I think avoiding all the correct things to do is what happen here.
Home improvement has this episode where Tim Taylor wins an award for showing all the things NOT to do when home improving.
I figure it was a tax scam. Studios use losing money films to write off tens of millions of tax liabilities every year.
Green Lantern earned WB 2.9mil in tax write offs, per million, the movie lost. It lowered the companies effective tax rate by 4%, so close to 1/6th off of what they should have paid.
Martin Nell, I don't even know what your comment was, I'd just like to let you know that some glitch on UA-cam is causing the comment to display as a comment I made on Critic's review of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer yesterday.
And then when I expand it to see the replies, it displays as another top comment from the same video -- "Wow Daphne hit some hard times for Christmas since the group broke up."
If you want to see insanely bad animation check out troll land and( alibaba and the gold raiders)
@@GoatPopsicle I'd say you're right
"It was by far the worst Christmas special I'd ever seen, but the internet said 'hold my beer' and found something worse."
That line killed me so hard because it's so fing true. The internet will always find something worse.
Lorlic1138 Does that mean the internet could find something _even_ _worse_ than this?
God I hope not, but it's always a possibility.
Don't give the internet any ideas
Devvyn Oler what have you done!!!!!!
I knew you were going you were going to say WTDGTD when you started out with it being the worst thing in animation ever.
Which is true: that movie is the film version of really bad tacos keeping you on the toilet all night; long, painful, and lightly smelling of rotted cheese.
"shut that door" I died. I think someone walked into the recording studio by accident and they continued recording.
I think it was Mark Hamill recording it.
Debra Wilson who voiced the grandma, confirmed in an interview with Polygon that the sound of her character was actually intentional. “They were like, ‘Great-grandma is disheveled; she can’t get her words together,’” says Wilson. “So that had to be in the script. That’s not audio. That’s me. I can tell the difference. That’s me.”
Apparently the grandma character wasn’t supposed to sound like that - her audio files were corrupted and no one bothered to check/fix it
Papa Shpee
I don’t know. I have a feeling that that was the take when the actress had an aneurysm
Has anyone ever found the original script to know what was supposed to be said?
Okay, I won't lie, I don't know the first thing about how audio files for character dialogue are stored or handled. But they, uh, sound like something that should always be checked - and fixed if necessary. Like, unless the corruptions were noticed on the day the special was supposed to air, they have no excuse as to why they couldn't listen to or fix the audio. Um, I wasn't rude was I?
Kayla W. Not at all, as someone who took tons of a.v. / broadcasting and made multiple commercials and short films, you always need to check everything about a project before it goes out. It shouldn’t even be that hard to check audio files honestly.
Then why does she occasionally say actual words?
That adult isn't sitting... *THEY CUT OFF THEIR LEGS BENEATH THE KNEE!*
Did anyone else notice that when Nicole's dad is saying "I'm proud of you" at the end, he's patting her chest? Real loving dad right there.
Wow you’re right :o
Oh god.
*knock knock knock* FBI OPEN UP
The Joker has gone too far this time! It’s now up to the combined efforts of Batman and Chris Hansen to bring this creeper clown to justice!
*Sweet home Alabama*
"Welp, grandma died, get the shovel." I'm dying
Edit: Ricky looks like a freakin' Roblox bacon reject
To be fair, none of the cast seem alive.
So was the grandma
Get the shovel
And I could seriously make a better movie in Gacha Club........and that says a ton!!
This animation is so bad that Food Fight looks like Coco by comparison
danyalillo And that should be impossible!!!
This animation is so bad it makes Norm of the North look like How to Train Your Dragon.
+
And Coco looks like the second coming of CHRIST.
danyalillo coco sucks
Kid: Mom where do babies come from?
Mom: Well... *SHUT THAT DOOR*
Planet Awesomeness Productions
... Uuuuhhh...
Planet Awesomeness Productions
I can imagine that manga that features a volleyball mom and her teenage son.
Funniest lines:
‘Did you like our attempt at a threesome there?’
“SHUT THAT DOOR!!”
"I want my! I want my! I want my M60!" *opens fire*
Apparently, the progress of the animators was never checked on by the executive producer. The first time he saw the animation was on the day the movie was supposed to air. He was probably thinking "WTF did I just spend all my money on"
Also, this movie cost $500,000.
That money was embezzled and you CANT tell me otherwise
More money was going to the food for the voice actors than the animation itself.
Exactly this is just another food fight situation where money went into multiple peoples pockets and not the film.
"Look Daddy! Teacher said everytime a bell rings, an angel get's its...."
*SHUT THAT DOOR!!*
I like to imagine Mark Hamil coming out of the bushes.
"Christmas it seems doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means"
"SHUT THAT DOOR!!"
@@paradygmshift7826
Dude, talent.
@@jacksongibbs8998 okay I shut my door now what?
Actually, they should put it in the part where the angel rescues George
The voice of Ricky's Grandma had me in tears from laughing so hard. That was absolutely hysterical
I honestly nearly fell out of my seat laughing at the grandma.
Me too
Same but I laughed more at the end
Me too as well
Betley Island36 It reminds me of Starvin Marvin from South Park.
I lost it at, “Oh Grandma died, get the shovel.”
He didn't even mention the porno music playing in the background during that scene.
When the grandma was talking my bed started levitating
Someone help
Here’s the best help I can offer.
*Hugs you*
You need an exorcism mate
The power of Christ compels you!
How much do you bet that the "SHUT THAT DOOR" line was actually just Mark Hamill forgetting that his mic was on and yelling at someone for coming into the recording studio? The editors probably just thought it was so hilarious that they decided to put it into the movie.
if they made grandma speak the way she did
why not
I mean if I was working on a movie this ridiculous I'd probably just go all the way
was that Hamil? i couldn't tell
I really hope so 😂
I'm asking myself why was he in the piece of ...?
I'm forty seconds into this and I already think this is my favorite episode ever.
It was more like 10 seconds for me. But yes I know the feeling.
Y'all don't need jesus.....Y'all need Dingo Pictures...
Srsly tho they're an EVEN WORSE ANIMATION COMPANY Shoutout to Phelous for introducing us to the lowest common denominator *EVER* to assault the cinematic world!!
Exactly
This is one of those terrible movies that only show up once every 1000 Years. The planets have to align just perfectly during a solar eclipse to even spawn such an atrocity.
Ha ha ha, good one!
Or last year when Mr Enter reviewed it XD
You forgot the blood sacrifices.
Anybody got a goat and a hatchet?
Yeah, unlike the solstice alignment that happens once every year. Crazy Talk!
Every christmas i always come back to this video, I guess i can say that it's a tradition now lol
same been doing it for like 4 years now.
I’m so sorry
Same! Just like how I watch home alone 2: Lost in New York every December!
“I’m the best kid in the world.”
Earlier: Laughs at teddy bear present, throws it away. Makes fun of other kid for believing in Santa Claus.
They that 4 minute song to feel in that 40 minute run time 😉
She's a low budget narcissist
Seems Legit
you never want the internet to say "hold my beer", nothing good can come from it
Actually, you can. It depends on how you look through an unbelievably horrible thing.
Mattteus I actually know something worse than this, but I'm not going to give Doug Walker the satisfaction. There are some things that should not be reviewed.
Xam HeHeHe is it that one horror movie?
Corky 420 What the fuck is your problem? If they said it THEN THEY CLEARLY UNDERSTAND THAT you fucking waste of life and intelligence.
I am certain that was just a lot of good voice actors that got together, got high one night and started this as a joke. Then had to go through with it as punishment. There is no other way.
No that was panty and stocking
mark hamill said he has no memory of this
@@SlashinatorZ For his sake, I hope he Jedi mind-tricked himself into forgetting this garbage fire.
Louis Duarte let’s hope he also erased the Star Wars Christmas Special
@@louisduarte8763 I hope he used Laputa's weapons of mass destruction to obliterate evrry copy.
Shit, that Hamill reference might have been _too_ obscure.
Uh... he remembered Guyver over this?
The animation and dialogue makes it seem like it was made in half an hour, but the voice cast is very high profile! This film is a freaking enigma!
Mixing Mark Hamill's joker dialouge in was great.
Miranimal Possibly
Dormammu I’VE COME TO BARGAIN!!!
*dialogue
Dormammu
I forgot the IRS part.
Still amazing to hear.
Dormammu ha u got beat by Moana
So, Paige O'Hara went from voicing one of Disney's most intelligent and resourceful heroines to voicing a whiny, preppy teenage brat. What a waste.
How did Paige O'Hara voice in Disney?
Belle in beauty and the beast
"Good question." - Shrek
When the grandma first talked, I swear the last she said of that sentence was "I'm Loving It" so she was probably choking on some McDonald's.
Probably choking on that phallic sandwich that kid had.
She's Speaking Grandma.
XD
Congrats. I just choked on the McDonald's I was eating. I laughed so hard, thank you.
Omg I am laughing so hard right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That girl song haunted me for 20 years. I couldn't remember the name of the movie until a few months ago.. my God.. it just as horrifying as it was when I seen it air on broadcast. Horrible but I couldn't look away.. I had to watch this fire.
You actually saw this on the air?! That’s Rare
It does not Sound too bad
Yeah, I loved the song but it haunted me because I couldn't remember the name of the movie or anything..because I caught mid broadcast 😅 the animation was freaky but I couldn't look away. For 20 years I would hum "look at me look and you'll see the best kid in the world" the internet search wasn't AS great as it is now.. and Noone knew wth I was talking about.
I'm also looking for a book that I only know the cover art to. It was this movie and that book so 1/2 lol
I'm really immature and the last "SHUT THAT DOOR" had me rolling.
26:27 also my face hurts
Me too! Oh my god I’m still laughing about it!!!
SAME
The Grandma got me. But that moment did too. XD
"BUILD THAT WALL"- Zach Hadel
How this movie could be any worse?
*Titles rolls in Comics Sans*
Ow dear..
King Moon Callibri is a far worse font than Comic Sans!
W. Bourke Feature Entertainment nah man comic sans is wtf
King Moon & Thats the next best thing about it after the voice acting :D
Somehow, Nightmare on Elm Street got away with using comic sans in their opening credits.
If your credits roll with comic sans
Your gonna have a crap movie time
This is a troll movie, I’m calling it.
There’s no way you have so many big name actors and not have one of them ask “why does the animation look like the whole thing took a week?” If this was actually taken seriously.
It is possible they had no idea what the animation looked like when they gave the voice. If that's the case I would love to see their reactions to seeing the special for the first time.
@@benduffy2782 wouldn’t the actors have to see the movie themselves at some point in production??
@@Cookieznothere Not always with animation especially something small like this. It was likely walk in record the lines get paid
This isn't the worst Christmas movie,
This is the worst animated movie ever
No, they recorded the voice lines before animation even started, the studio even lied to them about what it would look like.
I'm not going to lie that "shut that door!" line caught me off guard.🤣
Grandma: Oh ho ho djguhbsheggjjshkndj Christmas!
Nostalgia Critic: WHAT IS GOING ON?
Dying at that part
It's like listening to a squirrel having a seizure.
Ikr that part was funny 😂😂
does anyone else wonder what was the direction
I don't need to wonder, I think I know: off a cliff.
Guillermo St lol
It's impossible for me to escape the idea....
Casting Director- "Hey guess what? I got us a great cast and still have $10 left over of the casting budget"
Director- "That was the budget for the ENTIRE film! Now we only have $10 for the animation"
Cameron Metrejean more like 1¢
Christopher Damron even that is generous
Christopher Damron "So how do we split a penny?"
@@tyrannotitanentertainment7579 they had .001¢
This makes Food Fight look posetively smoothly and masterfully animated.
John O ́neil This makes Food Fight look like fucking Avatar.
At least Food Fight put effort into it!
No, it makes food fight look Mona Lisa!
That joke go to far...but it's true
A sentence I never thought would be uttered but is actually correct.
Given Nancy Cartwright's producing credit and the insanely high budget voice cast, I think this whole movie was one giant money laundering scheme for Scientology.
It was apparently, Rebel Taxi made a whole video about it
Or like a sort of inside joke project
"What did he do to creep out the girls? Oh right, he existed."
Welcome to my life.
420 likes now don’t like it anymore
Valdemire Kreshnov hey now! You’re sexier than jelly in doughnuts!
@@lemmythebulldog8812 are you jealous
I know how you feel, man.
@@lemmythebulldog8812 Now he has 666 likes.
This makes Foodfight look like Pixar.
christy capers Come on have some taste
at LEAST say dreamworks
They really dropped in Quality the past few movies
This made "12 Ounce Mouse" look like... less crap...
They got bought out. I'm still mad about the Spirit TV show.
I’m scared for the Shrek 5 Movie coming out in 2019.
This is what happens you lose creativity and get lazy and the films over time become worse.
christy capers This makes Foodfight look like Studio Ghibli, dare I say.
Which is better:
“You always win when you are good!”
Or
“Shut that door!”
"Shut that door" - which I just realized spells STD - because it's not insulting. Or did you mean worse?
I guess which is more stupid.
You always win when you are good. Which is actually kinda true.
Yes.
Z-Switch
“Shut that door!” simply because Mark Hamill said it.
You know, this could have been good. A simple slice of life kind of story following a group of kids, enjoying the holidays, learning about friendship, family, the spirit of giving, compassion, and what is truly valuable during Christmas.
We got this instead 🙃
23:20 "How does he sleep?? HOW DOES HE SLEEP!?!?!!? "
...I'm actually wondering HOW AM I GOING TO SLEEP AFTER THIS
That's true
It's easy watch more nostalgia critics
Clackula from MSM has no eyelids, and he sleeps by looking down.
The meaning of Christmas?
Love?
Peace on earth?
The Celebration of a birth 2000 years ago?
No, its *SHUT THAT DOOR!*
So, a forty minute long "Big Lipped Alligator Moment"
ED the Happy Clown Eeyup
Fucking Big Lipped Alligator Moments make more sense than this.
Lex Luthor stole forty keks.
This has to be my favorite Nostalgia Critic. Doug's comments and facial expressions are spot-on. I love it!
Oh, Dear God... That animation.... makes Food Fight look like KUNG FU PANDA...
It makes Food FIght look like Rango.
Early 90s 3D video graphics looked better.... and had better voice acting than our protagonist.
When I see these terribly animated things, I remember Veggietales started in the early 90s with only a few guys in their basement. Just goes to show what passion and time do to a project.
it looks like it was a pre-alpha state made by Video Brinquedo in 1985.
BrokenWolf1990 makes it look like the original Max Steel
Fun fact: when doug bought the cd for this the total sales for this movie actualy doubled
Isn't 0 times 2 still 0?
@@Nickstonator no some univeristy bought one to show what not to do in their digital arts class
@Mr.Nate_YT yea... you dont want to use a extremely basic 3d modeling software that no one has used before. Extremely cheap software to. Lie to investors. Honestly look up the story of the studio behind this
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@Nickstonator nah at least 1 person had to have seen it to request it to him
The holidays don't really start until the first nostalgia critic Christmas special
I agree
Like the Cinema Snob learned; Its Christmas With A Capital C.
420th like.
This looks like “Baldi’s Basics: The Movie”!
No… Baldi has more life than these shit spawns
Agreed. Someone needs to make a mod where you collect Christmas presents and run and hide from the abominable characters in this movie.
Expect Baldi looks way better than this horrible film.
@@tanishambrowne1137 he has about a dozen more polygons
Baldi's arm bends in a full circle to say hi and looks more realistic than this movie.
When will people learn that true meaning of Christmas is about shutting that door?!
Never
🚪
I shut the door and I now know the true meaning of Christmas!!!
ICHIMEINWITHHAVEN'TYOU PEOPLEEVERHEARDOFCLOSINGAGODDAMNDOOR,NOOOO
For Christmas this I will now remember that Christmas is truly about shutting that door 🚪
Imagine if Rudolph met Rapsittie Street Kids
**kicks door open**
“WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!”
“SHUT THAT DOOR!”
Gen The Zen that would be the greatest thing ever. A competition on witch one is more agesively happy
Imagine If You Were Sleeping, And On 3:00 AM, Someone Knocks On The Door On Your House, And You Woke Up, And Then The Door Is Smashed, And You Hear Steps On The Floor Downstairs, On The Stairs And The Floor Upstairs, And Then Your Door Is Smashed, And It's The Elf, And Says "Why Weren't You At Elf Practice?!", And He Has A Knife And A Gun.
Imagine How Creepy That Would Be...
The lead elf from Rudolph is one of the best characters to ever exist. Do not EVER compare him to this atrocity.
HAHAHA OMG that would’ve been awesome😂
@@coolnerdlll6053 His name is Hermes
There goes my nightmare for this week.
SHUT THAT DOOR
MrGear nice videos!
1000 degree knife vs this movie
69 likes kappa
1000 degree knife videos are my nightmares
I come back to this every year since 2017.
same :D
Critic...never... and I mean Never... stop trying to top yourself.
Doug for next Overwatch hero... His Ult.... Holiday Hack n slash
He killed a pregnant alien... How do you top that?
TheHooddedMage Blowing Up a galaxy and creating ruptures in space and time?
TheHooddedMage Well by SHUT THAT DOOR
He won't top DBZA Goku as Champion of Christmas. :P
“Don’t worry about The Nostalgia Critic. He’s good now. He learned you always win when you SHUT THAT DOOR.”
Yes he always does not
SHUT THAT DOOR
Brilliant comment.
Or Batsanta will get inside.@@Wberdly555
"A kid accidentally drops a mailing letter for Santa Claus to his crush, who threw away her teddy bear, and somehow learns to believe in Santa."
This is the synopsis copied from IMDb, and even whoever wrote this doesn't have a clue what's going on here.
The One Who Eats Lemons Either that, or they turned to everyone else being like "Do we really need to acknowledge that this... THING... even existed in the first place?"
ACCURATE
I would have wrote "some fycking dude does something dumb prolly idk i didnt watch it lol"
The One Who Eats Lemons That synopsis is just as incoherent as this movie.
“For God’s sake, it’s Rapsittie Street Kids, will anyone care?”
19:15 - 20:29
"some one better call the exorcist"
I laughed at this part
That killed me! Not literally, obviously!
@@cheneethompson5756That killed me! Not literally, Obviously!
19:38 "Every time a minute of this plays, a Pixar animator kills himself." Oh my God, I'm dying of laughter.
@@Chad_Eldridge It's only 40 minutes long? It felt like a whole day to me
"SHUT THAT DOOR!"
I haven’t laughed as hard at a joke in a long time. “Shut that door!”
Beautiful.
Dylan The Strange Majestic.
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your Father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Vader: No... I a-
“SHUT THAT DOOR!”
The Grandma should be a meme
Oh, it will be.
G-gun man? Also, she is
👵🏿Sea e um fa roo unt fa le un fan tay
I laughed so hard during this part.
Don't give them any ideas!
Mark Hamill: I've seen this raw shitiness only once before
It didn't scare me then
[Flashback to the making of this movie]
*It does now*
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
Herbabotomusfilms2 AHAHAHA so this movie with the terrible CGI was more scary than Rey’s Force powers. 😂👏🏾💯
No critic loves Christmas more than the Nostalgia Critic... oh yeah and Halloween as well.
He might also be quite fond of Arbor day...
Hold my fruit punch.
Reese jones yeah I'd day so as well
I enjoy the gift giving part of Christmas but hate everything else same shit every year overplayed music the holiday movies and stupid Christmas ads
Ex-CUSE me?!
"Christmas it seems doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means"
"SHUT THAT DOOR!!"
-A little bit more. Wait what the fuck just happened?
This film actually had a pretty damn big budget. The animation studio, however, was a scam setup. They took the money, and made shit.
If you look more into the head of the animation studio, he's done even more shady shit.
Wait you're serious? This is pretty much a real-life version of The Producers (movie).
I'm serious. Watch the second half of RebelTaxi's video on the movie for more info on it. He goes into quite a bit of details with it.
It involves lies, scams, and Scientology. It's an insane story.
Thanks for letting me know this sounds crazy and amazing (not in a good way). But I will say one thing about it. I would totally watch the live action movie based off this story.
Just like James Franco's version of The Room.
Scootakip I have. Its insane. But thanks to Rebel, we have multiple great reviews of a shitty movie.
Godamn..
You mean there's a backstory behind the shit animation?
*God has left the server.*
Neo Machine God probably went to therapy after he saw that someone made this movie
Yes i did how can people use there imagination and create this rubbish (not nostalgia critic the film)
Dear God How could it get any wor- *Satan(Adm) has Joined the Server* Oh..... Like that..
Danny Caracciolo well am not Satan we are good friends he does have the best BBQs
Ninja Briefs the Saiyan he is very chatty as i made a deal with him and it killed him
*SHUT THAT DOOR*
Rainbow Brush why?
Davey: I'd have to drop my pants and pop a thumb up my boo- *SHUT THAT DOOR*
Rainbow Brush Someone make this a meme 🤣
I knew this would be top comment as soon as I saw it in the video.
25:40 had me dying. Especially his reaction.
Everyone looks like mannequins except for grandma
Now I know why Vader was yelling “NOOOOO” in ROTS. He was devastated that his son signed up for this movie.
So I guess that scene isnt actually sucky
Captain Braviry So is this movie why Luke is terrified in Last Jedi, it scarred him for life, destroying his hope in humanity?
Red Lantern Reviews probably, although now I am afraid you gave the unloved on the Internet a place to spoil it. Don’t worry though, I don’t blame you.
Captain Braviry I'm just saying what's in the trailers
Red Lantern Reviews I know. And I trust that you are a respectable human being. I’m just saying that someone out there may find this and think “Time to be a terrible person.”
His grandma apparently has the holy ghost and is speaking in tongues.
Fun fact: thats how he learned to rap
XD I can believe that.
That's how he became one of the top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to face
"I'm recording this dialogue from the Pentagon where they're holding Jesus. And he has plans the government doesn't want you to find out!"
therapyweasel smith I was absolutely dying when this part came. I can't breathe anymore.😂😂😂
This makes Food Fight look like a masterpiece
Even it's animation is more developed & at least imitates the formula of a Hollywood movie.
This doesn't even have a story
Can we talk about Tamara for a minute? Her lipstick looks amazing, the bandana and the earrings really makes her look good!
She could wear a potato sack with a joker mask and still be stylish
FUCK YES. Paused the video just to agree to that
Actually it would make a little sense if this was The Joker twisted memory of his sane life.
Bálint Fábri Holy shit
This is one of the Joker's fictitious backstories.
Eddeting in the jokers lines was briliant idea though ( the laugh fit perfectly )
No joke, an ad for cremation at a local funeral parlor popped up with this video. Eerily fitting.
Chelley Roberts Animation is dead!
I love watching this review every Christmastime!
Makes me laugh all the time!
9:32, wtf??
I also laughed really hard when he included that nutty professor clip!
"Somebody better call an exorcist!"
Me: LOL!
The only way I could see "SHUT THAT DOOR" actually working, would be in Home Alone 2
*"KEVIN! YOU SPENT 973 DOLLARS ON ROOM SERVICE!?"*
"Shut that door!"
Jimmy neutron the TV show also aired the same year, and by early 2000 standards it had decent CGI.
This animation is brought to you by Baldi's Basics.
Baldi:I get angrier whenever this film gets even more shitty
Baldi: Well, to be fair, it is worse than MY game's animation. Time to teach some MAAATH NOOOOOOW.
No crappy animation in the halls. Detention for you.
Even that has better animation
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU MADE THE WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIE! NOW ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS, *_GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAAAAAAAN!!!_*
HEHEHEEEEEE!!